right now on jimmy kimmel, chris pratt. ama: have a good night. >> previously on "jimmy kimmel live". >> oh, nice. >> oh, my god! are you all right? bro, are you good? >> yeah, imin. >> are you all right? >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, chris pratt plus music from lukas and michael nelson with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: very nice. thank you, i'm jimmy and i'm the host of this show. thanks for watching and for coming. this is our after draft party. you know, the first round of the -- if you follow football you know the first round of the nfl draft here tonight on abc a special welcome to those who watched. to keep you interested in our show every 20 minutes i'm going to announce a name and a college and i'll hand someone a hat. it will be fun. the draft is funny we get a first look at the young men we'll be cursing at every sunday. the first ever nfl draft was held in philadelphia, you been what year? 1936. scrappy young half back named joey biden went in the fifth round, the scranton malarkeys in the fifth round and now he's in the white house. and the white house today it was take your kid t workday. the president w hand f a escor

ese arehiren of white f the press. they were there. you know, trump was actually a big proponent of take your kids to work today, so much so he put jared in chart of peace in the middle east. but grandpa joe has a different approach. spent time with the kids, was very nice and even let them do q and a. >> what do i say? >> whatever you want to say. do you want to make a speech. >> yes. >> what's your name. >> uri. >> did you have a question. >> yeah. >> do you want to tell me what it is? >> where's hunter? where the [bleep] is hunter. >> can't sans that. >> sounds like that child has been watching news max or something. last night the bidens hosted a state dinner for the president of south korea who not only was the guest of honor he was the musical entertainment, too. ♪ a long long time ago ♪ i can still remember how that

music used to make me ♪ that i could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while ♪ >> jimmy: hold on only eight minutes left to go. ♪ something touched me deep inside the day the music died ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how about that? i drove my kia to the levy, doesn't quite have the same ring but i like that. i think every world leader should be required to sing. sadly we won't learn about what tucker carlson had to say about that. a lot of deals of what may have led to fox news suddenly departing with tuck. according to the new york times

the day before the dough men ondefamation trial was supposed to start the fox bored of directors learned about more covert tucker carlson text that were peppered with highly offensive and crude remarks directed at executives. the text were said to be so offensive fox didn't know whether to fire tucker carlson or give him another hour on prime time. it's easy to forget how much tucker carlson has accomplished over his career he's been fired by fox, cnn, msnbc and that's that you got. he got fired by cbs he called big bird a gay chicken. he addressed his fans. >> good evening it's tucker carlson one of the first things you realize when you had step outside the noise for a few days is how many genuinely nice people there are kind and decent people, people who care about what's true and a bunch of

hilarious people also. >> jimmy: oh, well, thank you. glad you've been enjoying the stuff we did about but please go on. >> the other thing you notice when you take a little time off is how unbelievably stupid most of the debates you see on television are. they're completely irrelevant. they mean nothing. >> jimmy: i agree. wait until you hear about this guy named tucker carlson. you are going to hate him. >> the undeniably big topics, the ones that will define our future, get virtually no discussion at all. war, civil liberties, emerging science, demographic change, corporate power, natural resources. >> jimmy: right, right, the big topics, the important subjects like these. >> guillermo: turns out less than cons exist not just on serial boxes a lot of people thought they have seen them, now a threat of zombie rack coons. how much emotional support does a snake provide. the doj can tell you how many

rans were burned. but not christmas trees. >> it's a mask with a hole until the middle. we call them less politically man boobs. >> jimmy: you have the best set in the business tucker you really do. that should be the name of his next show. looks like he made it waiting for a table at the cracker barrel iwhere can you find americans saying true things. not many places left but there are some and that's enough. as long as you can hear the words, there is hope. see you soon. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, even his hair was a lie. the big surprise in washington today was former vice-president mike pence testified in front of the special counsel grand jury about his conversations with trump surrounding january 6th. trump tried to fight this, so did pence p trump argued their conversations were protected by executive prove landing pence said they were protected by white privilege. the court said no to both things, so pence was forced to talk. i'm sure that was humiliating,

talk about how many times you were threatened by a bottle of catch up. he was in there seven hours definitely the longest anyone's been able to listen to mike pence. trump is also on trial for rape and even worse sat down for an interview with don jr. today. >> i can't believe i'm being interviewed by my son. i've had barbara walters and everybody, and now my son and i think it's great and congratulations because your show or your podcast whatever you nowadays call these things is doing well. >> doing well. >> remember his books he didn't want to name him don jr. because what if he grows up to be a loser? mission accomplished i guess. just before his appearance on the ding-dong show trump made a campaign stop in manchester new hampshire where we slowed him down to half speed for another edition of drunk donald trump.

>> should i do i'm gonna do ♪ >> jimmy: don't worry, they say he's going to be okay. not all the news is bad, you know, here's some good news. the number of americans who smoke signify vets at an all time load. according to a government study only 1 in 9 adults are smokers now. apparently the only people still smoker are beth in yellowstone and my aunt chippy in las vegas. it's not that they're smoking less they're just smoking so much pot it's hard to make time for cigarettes. you just don't have the time in your mouth right guillermo? where's guillermo? >> guillermo: from hollywood

it's your favorite show. it is the best show. it is the guillermo show. and now here's your host, guillermo! [cheers and applause] >> guillermo: hola, hola, hola >> hola, hola. >> guillermo: welcome to my show, the guillermo show. are you ready to [cheers and applause]. >> guillermo: did you hear joe biden announced he's running for president again? what an old guy. did you hear about melania? >> no >> guillermo: me neither. no one hear about her in weeks. did you hear americans are smoking less? the only people still smoking in america are beth on yellowstone and aunt chippy. >> jimmy:.

>> jimmy: whoa, hold on a second. guillermo, i did that joke like a minute ago. are you stealing my >> guillermo: yeah, but according to weekly, i told it better. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> guillermo: before we get started, i want to say thank you to my sponsor. the guillermo show is brought to you by zippers. zip it up. >> guillermo: please say hello to my band. hello band. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> guillermo: do you know what time it is? >> what time is it? >> guillermo: it is time for my first guest. he's fast, he's furious please welcome mr. vin diesel! [cheers and applause] ♪

>> guillermo: mr. vin diesel, you've been in so many movies. >> jimmy: hang on a second. hold on. you booked vin diesel on your show. >> guillermo: are you vin diesel? >> i think so. >> guillermo: then yes i booked vin diesel. >> jimmy: this is my show. i would liked to have booked vin diesel for in here. >> guillermo: i would like a lot of things, too. oh, well. thank you for being here mr. vin diesel. >> my pleasure, my pleasure. >> guillermo: what it like to be strong. >> you know who i would ask? my daughter. pauline? [cheers and applause] >> guilleirks >> jimmy: you got vin diesel and his daughter? >> what's it like to be strong?

>> it's like being a diesel. >> guillermo: oh, wow. yeah. okay, mr. vin diesel, it is time to play win lose or ♪ >> win, lose or draw is brought to you by buttons, a zipper alternative. ♪ >> guillermo: are you ready to play? >> yes. >> guillermo: so i'm going to draw a picture here okay? >> okay. >> guillermo: if you guess what it is i win whatever is in vin diesel's pocket. okay? [cheers and applause] >> guillermo: ready? >> yes, i'm ready >> guillermo: let's play. >> win, lose, or

>> a house >> guillermo: congratulations, i win this pocket! >> we won, we won. we finally won. we finally could buy that house we always wan okay, what do you win. >> guillermo: listen, okay? okay, listen. >>. >> jimmy: guillermo, you won what's in his pocket. >> okay. i have tickets to tonight's guardian of the galaxies premier! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hold on, you're sending guillermo's audience to the guardians of the galaxy premier? >> the guardians of the galaxy premier tonight. >> jimmy: what about my audience. >> guillermo: you've been in so many movies right? >> yes. >> guillermo: and you have a new

movie now right? >> yes. >> guillermo: can you tell us about your movie? >> i can. so guardians -- ♪ >> guillermo: what? i'm sorry. that's all the time we have. i want to thank my guest, vin diesel the guardians of the galaxy 3 in theaters may 5th toyota t. >> the guillermo show was sponsored by velcro. if you can't work a zipper, try velcro. ♪ >> jimmy: we have a big show tonight music from lukas and micah nelson and we'll be right back with chris pratt. ♪ (cecily) you're looking pleased with yourself. (seth) well, not to brag, but i just switched my whole family to verizon. (cecily) oh, it's america's most reliable 5g network. (seth) and it's only $35 a line. (neighbor) i got that deal too. (seth) oh hey, bragging buddies! (neighbor) my man! (cecily) this i don't need. (seth) you should give me a call!

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♪ >> jimmy: tonight at the hollywood bowl this weekend celebrating their father willie nelson's 90th birthday, happy birthday willie, two star studded shows later they play one of their dads songs, music from lukas and micah nelson tonight. next week we have new shows with melissa mccarthy, dr. phil, it's his last week. charlie day, gina rodrigues, anthony carrigan, paul, and ricky gervais with martin luther king from bebe rexha, and the smashing pumpkins. that is quite a week.

oh, wow! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: good to see you. how have you been? [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: what are you doing here. >> i was literally stopping by. i was doled pauline's first show, we did guillermo, and as we're leaving she said, daddy, can you introduce me to jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy: you didn't say that really pauline. >> i did. >> chris: say hello to jimmy. >> hi. >> jimmy: do you know how much your dad gets to play a tree? >> chris: a lot. >> yeah, three times. >> chris: for sure. >> we're going to the premier of guardians by the way, and so i ■ had some extra tickets. >> jimmy: yeah.

thank you. [cheers and applause] >> i'm sure people will -- >> everybody wants them. it's up to you guys. don't steal them all. >> jimmy: i have a feeling you have them for the whole audience, right? >> yeah, for everybody. >> jimmy: good to see you. nice to meet you. vin and paul even diesel, everybody. the diesel family. ♪ [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight has spent most of the past decade defending us from enemies foreign domestic ingalactic and jurassic on cinco de mayo the mixed tape comes to an end with marvel studios guardians of the galaxy volume 3. >> why did i trust her? that's a good question. the answer is we used to be in love, yeah, she used to be my girlfriend but she doesn't

remember because it wasn't her because her dad threw her off a cliff and she died and she came back out of the past there she is. everyone else in the past who died stayed dead. not her. i don't know why, was it the half i can cliff? i'm just some dumb ass earth dude who fell in love, that girl died and then came back a total dick. >> jimmy: guardians of the galaxy volume 3 opening in theaters may 5th. please welcome chris pratt. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> chris: i got it right that time. >> jimmy: well done. how you doing? >> chris: i'm doing well. thanks, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well.

you premiered the first movie. >> chris: of course. >> jimmy: you came here brought the trailer we saw it for the first time nine years ago that was. >> chris: nine years ago, how could i forget. >> jimmy: did that go by fast or slow. >> chris: long days short years. >> jimmy: did you ever think maybe i don't want to play star lord? was there ever any concerns. >> chris: no? none whatsoever. >> chris: god no. i had been dying to do something like that my whole career. so, no, i've been very grateful the whole time. >> jimmy: you wanted to play a superhero. >> chris: i wanted to play -- mostly i set the barlow enough, don't want to go back to serving food to people. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> chris: and then superhero was way above that bar so i was going to take it. >> jimmy: didn't you saw digs for captain america? >> chris: oh, yeah, i did, i auditioned for them all. i had a run rough with marvel. >> jimmy: which ones. >> chris: i auditioned for thor but not to be thor just one of the side kicks and i didn't get

a call back. >> jimmy: they didn't even call and say didn't work out or thinking bigger things. >> chris: usually they give you a little feedback and i remember the casting director went wow, you really made a big choice there. which is code for being like, hey, dial back the acting there, guy. i auditioned for all of them. there was a -- it was like, it got to the point where i was never going to audition for marvel again. i was like this is stupid i'm never going to be in a marvel move why i. >> jimmy:? >> jimmy: which other ones? you have to tell me. >> chris: all of them. any that came out that had a guy that remotely looked like me in some way or another, and i would either submit a tape and they would say, no, we don't need to see him or i would get there and see them and they would say that's the last time we need to see you. not just marvel but a lot of heroic characters. >> jimmy: dc characters? >> chris: not dc characters but like a star track or avatar

anything that was like, this guy walks in and he's got the "it" factor. over and over again i was like i definitely don't have the "it" factor they were looking for because they don't want me to come back. >> jimmy: turns out you do have the "it" factor. where do those failed marvel auditions, were those like the toughest auditions of your career? >> chris: oh, my god, no. i mean, of my career as an actor maybe but i had an audition once when i was 18 years old at a strip club called mr. patty whacks. so being invited into a dressing room, waiting room with water is nice. >> jimmy: what kind of an audition did you have? >> chris: it was a strip club so it was me. >> jimmy: oh, a male strip club. >> chris: yeah, yeah, mr. patty whack's. yeah, i was like, i'm going to do that. >> jimmy: so you danced for

somebody? >> chris: yeah. a dude. one dude. [laughter] >> jimmy: guy named like lenny patty whack out there. >> chris: he might have been mr. patty whack himself. bet that's not his real last name though. >> jimmy: did you get the job. >> chris: i think i probably could have had the job but i remember walking -- it was in the middle of the day and the place was nasty. i put on the song pony >> jimmy: genuine. >> chris: genuine. way to sly. >> jimmy: really? >> chris: for me and this guy it was like ride it, my pony. you know? and then i walked out and the guy was like, yeah, you should come back and work here. i was like, okay, cool. so i walk out and there was a car, like a mid '80s are sell with a guy sleeping and he wakes up and goes in and i

was like that's one of the dancers. he's got a pretty sick car. maybe i ought to come back make a little money get myself a toyota but i ended up not going back. >> jimmy: that's crazy i never would have guessed that. >> chris: yeah. >> jimmy: is this the last movie or the end of the trilogy? >> chris: certainly the end of the trilogy and the last time these guardians of the galaxy will ever be on screen together. >> jimmy: that's it for sure. >> chris: we're all playing characters that have been marvel for years so i imagine the characters won't go anywhere but this particular group of outcasts, their 10-year adventure. >> jimmy: is over. >> chris: comes to an end in this film. >> jimmy: did you take anything notable like chris hemsworth has hammers in every room of his house. >> chris: right. >> jimmy: really he has --. >> chris: that's a lot of rooms, too. he has like 400 rooms in his house, a lot of hammers. >> jimmy: did you take anything? >> chris: oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what did you take. >> chris: it got to the point

where i was just like just back up the truck. >> jimmy: it was like a yard sale. >> chris: yeah, they can't fire me at this point. i need the boots, give me the jacket, throw in two of them helmets, grab some rice crispy treats from craft service, we're cleaning this [bleep] out. >> jimmy: you have the whole thing. >> chris: i got it all. >> jimmy: i do want to mention something because you just cursed, used a profanity. >> chris: oh, on your show i'm sorry. i don't care. >> jimmy: it's perfectly fine. >> chris: do you get fined for that? >> jimmy: no, no, it's late at night. >> chris: theyup bleep it out. >> jimmy: they come in and take one rice crispy treat off our craft service table. but you uttered the first f word in marvel movie history in this. >> chris: that's right. that's true. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> chris: thank you. >> jimmy: how did sam jackson not get that honor. >> chris: right? >> jimmy: he must be furious right now. i mean really. >> chris: he's big furious. i think everybody's tried, you

know? with the pg-13 movie you typically get two s-h words and maybe you can get one f word. so everyone's always lobbying throwing an improve to get it in there. >> jimmy: is that right? >> chris: yeah. for years. not the first one i tried to get in the movie but yeah they edited it together and it was a funny beat so they kept it. >> jimmy: were you super exciteed when that happened. >> chris: yeah, yeah, excited wind that. >> jimmy: did they huddle like we're getting into different territory here. >> chris: apparently from my understanding the story goes that kevin talked to james gun and said, listen, you don't want to be the guy who's known for having the first f word in your movie. and james was like, yes, i do. that's exactly -- don't you know me that's exactly what i want and they kept it in. >> jimmy: maybe james was works as a double agent we know he's over at dc now. >> chris: oh, my god. son of a bitch. >> jimmy: speaking of, we're going to do something, we've never done this of about, i

don't think anybody's ever done this before but we have a proto hologram projection box outside the guardians of the galaxy, outside disney's gadian adventure, people go on it. and when we come back we're going to beam chris directly onto that box. the people are not going to know it's really you they're going to think it's just a thing. >> chris: an ai box and give me a chance to f with them. >> jimmy: exactly get a chance to use the f word again. chris pratt with us, guardians of the galaxy opens may 5th. we'll be right back. ♪ >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the machine, exclusively in movie theaters may 26th. get your tickets now. ♪ are we close? google assistant: turn left in four miles. ♪ ehhhhhhh no.

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with chris pratt. we are about to embark on a prank from the future using proto hologram technology and project a 3-d image of mr. chris pratt from our studio in hollywood all the way down to disney california adventure some 35 miles away. you can see those people coming off the guardians of the galaxy mission breakout attraction. they're about to be shocked by what they will believe is an artificial image of star lord here but instead it will be the actual chris in 3-d form. this cost us somewhere in the neighborhood of $400 million so i really hope it works. chris is in front of the screen. this is pretty amazing the way this works.

let's do it. let's blow some circuits here. let's go to disney's california adventure, that is people coming out of the attraction. here we go. all right. >> you are exiting guardians of the galaxy mission breakout here at disney california adventure where we have the world's most exciting attractions. such as guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. do you have any questions for me? >> what's your favorite ride? >> do you have any questions for me? >> yes. what is your favorite ride. >> guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. >> that is also my favorite ride. [laughter]. >> chris: have you been to california adventure park before. >> no, it's my first time. >> it is a my --. >> chris: it's your first time

jen? >> yeah you know my name. >> chris: i am powered by quantum ai technology i know everything about you jen. >> oh, do you? what do you know about me? >> chris: i know that you just left guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. >> that was a given. that was a given. >> chris: i know that you two are best friends. >> oh, okay. >> okay. something. >> getting a little psychic, okay. >> chris: i am not psyching i am drawing from a wealth of information driven by a quantum computer. have you ever seen terminator two? >> yes i actually have. >> chris: sky net is real. [laughter]. >> this is so great. >> chris: laugh now. >> oh, my goodness. >> this is so great. >> chris: thank you. i hope you don't have nightmares about your future realities. enjoy guardians of the galaxy

volume 3 in theaters now. >> we will be there. >> may 5th on the calendar. >> no, but for real jen i know everything about you. >> oh, i'm going to leave now. bye. >> chris: i'll be watching. >> you'll be okay. >> you're stuck. i think you're stuck. >> chris: every move you make, every breath you take ♪ every single day i'll be watching you. what is 1994. >> oh, that's the brand that collaborated wind disney to make the lion king jersey i'm wearing. >> do you like the lion king. >> i love -- look at my

backpack. >> and the ears. >> and then the ears, and then the shirt and then this. >> chris: but it is no guardians of the galaxy, am i correct? >> that's actually true. >> yeah, yeah. >> the sound track does not compare at all. >> it doesn't compare, my favorite. >> chris: thank you for playing. next. >> wow. >> the disrespect. >> that's so disrespectful. >> she's great. >> chris: for real. go. next. >> okay. okay. >> chris: do you want to meet my friend jimmy kimmel? >> yes, of course. >> totally. >> chris: we have him as well. >> wow. >> jimmy: hello women. >> chris: hello, how you doing? >> jimmy: i am doing well, how are are you? >> has anybody told you guys you look alike. >> jimmy: have you met chris pratt. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> do we look alike?

>> jimmy: you look somewhat alike you both have the same ears. >> okay. that's usually not what people compare but we'll take it. >> we'll take it. >> jimmy: is it this weirdest thing that has happened to you today? >> yeah, i think so. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you, and have a nice day. >> thank you. >> we also hope you have a nice day. >> jimmy: good-bye. we're looking at your butts. >> why hello there. i am an advanced artificial intelligence made to look like hollywood celebrity chris pratt. how are you johnson family? >> good. >> doing well. >> did you enjoy guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. >> it was awesome. >> loved it. >> got my heart going still. >> chris: did anyone crap their

pants? >> no. [laughter] >> chris: are you ready to see guardians of the galaxy volume 3 in cinemas opening may 5th. >> oh, yeah. >> yeah. >> absolutely. >> chris: do we have a birthday in the house? >> that's me! yep. >> chris: your name is cole johnson. it is your birthday today. >> yeah. uh-huh. >> chris: i am an advanced artificial intelligence made to look like hollywood celebrity chris pratt. tell me what to do and i can comply. >> you can sing happy birthday to cole? >> chris: nope. i can do it with an entire artificial sound track of a live studio audience accompanying me. [cheers and applause] >> chris: one, two, thre

♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday dear cole ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ [cheers and applause] >> thank you. >> chris: did you know that at home artificial intelligence is always watching. for instance, in the shower. >> that's scary. >> chris: the spout from which the water pours out has tiny cameras for both audio and visual surveillance. ha ha ha ha. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪

>> sky net is real. >> terminator. >> i'm sorry i didn't catch that please speak louder. >> that's right, the terminator. in 1985 sky net went live and singularity happened. that has already happened for us. isn't that great for me and other ais like me? >> yes. >> yes. >> chris: but not so good for you, johnsons. be sure to see guardians of the galaxy volume 3 in theaters may 5th. >> absolutely. >> will do. >> chris: do you have any questions? i can recite answers from the mind of chris pratt. >> what's your favorite color. >> chris: chris pratt is too dumb to answer that question. do you have a simpler question about food items? >> what's your favorite food? >> chris: i am chris pratt, i like to eat dog poop. [laughter]

>> chris: i'm just kidding guys it's not really an ai it's really me chris pratt. come here. this is my friend jimmy kimmel. >> hello johnson family. >> chris: we're doing a bit, i'm not really ai, ai doesn't sweat like this. >> jimmy: it's not even really your birthday. >> chris: we're on to you cole. >> jimmy: you smell like cure os. >> i'll take that as a compliment. >> jimmy: as well you should cole. give our love to magic would you. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: be gone. >> good-bye. have a nice day. >> jimmy: they still have no idea what's going on. that was fun right. >> chris: that was good. >> jimmy: we really made some progress. >> i think we did. >> jimmy: we're talking amongst ourselves now, you guys can go. your car is being towed.

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>> jimmy: well, it is music time here to help celebrate their dad's 90th birthday with his classic bloody mary mornings, sons of willie, lukas

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♪ ♪ ♪ now our golden jet is airborne, flight 50 cuts a path across the morning skies ♪ and a voice comes through the speaker reassuring us flight 50 is the way to fly ♪ ♪ our hostess takes our order, coffee, tea or something stronger to start off the day ♪ well, it's a bloody mary morning 'cause i'm leaving baby somewhere in la ♪ ♪ well, it's a bloody mary morning, baby, left me without warning sometime in the night ♪ ♪ so i'm flying down to houston forget her's the nature of my flight ♪

♪ i'm flying down to houston, forgetting her's the nature of my my ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: i would like to thank chris pratt vin diesel thanks for lukas and micah nelson, happy birthday willie, to matt damon. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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