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already. the grand jury was out today. no indictment was handed down against donald trump. they decideded to push the hearing to tomorrow to give trump supporters time to iron their confederate flags. trump claimed he put on truth social he was going to get arrested yesterday. some of the experts saying it might not happen until next week. i'll tell you something if this happens on saturday, and you're with me on this guillermo, so help me god i run into the studio and do a monologue in my bathrobe. i don't care if there's anyone here. i'll just be alone with no lights on talking to this not working camera. according to the new york times donald corleone has been talking about this arrest is a fun experience telling people he's excited about getting paraded in front of cameras like red carpet of the guilty people it's awards.

he's also saying he wants to get handcuffed behind his back. which is weird the same request he had against stormy daniels. why he would make a spectacle about being arrested i don't know. he's even asking friends if he should smile when he gets arrested. he's been asking friends if h should smile. melania asking whether she should play celebration by cool in the gang. trump putting stuff into his perp walk planning it out like is a reality show, trying to decide which of his many walks he will go with. for instance will it be the toilet paper drag? will he go with the wet wife walk? will he maybe do something royal and going with block the queen? perhaps something international like the get ahead of state. of course we all know the big baby elephant walk.

there's a ramp in the area. and this one is called the disheveled wedding guest. here we have one from the debate the menacing hillary prowl. and then the weather is inklemm ant we've got, watch this, you take care of that. yeah. or maybe the ynca, we don't know. i vote for that one. i think it would be a lot of fun to see trump doing this, this, this and this on the way in. one associate said trump wants to show the world that if they can do this to him, they can do it to anyone. which, yeah. it's called having laws. i mean if i rob a bank they could also arrest a bank robbery. it's not necessarily related. the bad news for trump is he seems to be out of competent lawyers he seems to be getting his lawyers off billboards now. when he's in trouble he dials

2222222. his former attorney michael cohen is a witness against him in the stormy daniels case and against him in the case is a big salami sandwich who may have to recrews himself because in 2018 he was approached to represent of all people stormy daniels which is a bigly conflict of interest and is also a lot of fun to watch joe from 2018 butting heads with joe from 2023. >> no crime was committed here, no campaign law violation at all. if that is what happened we have a potential campaign finance issue. he did everything the right way he did nothing wrong as he said repeatedly. >> doesn't pass the straight face test. >> i don't know since when we decided to start prosecuting extortion victims. >> once the microscope is on you everything is fair game. >> first of all he forgot the law michael cohen but that's normal most lawyers take out

loans to pay cryents. >> that doesn't make sense a lawyer took out a home equity loan to pay somebody. >> there's no crime here. >> it's a legal agreement, a fraud, if that's in fact the case, it doesn't make sense. >> jimmy: that's right, it doesn't. the defense and the prosecution rests. what a difference a paycheck makes. there is one potentially amazing scenario that has the maga world all fired up right now and that is if trump refuses to leave mar-a-lago to surrender to authorities in new york or georgia or one of the many places he might wind up getting arrested, you know who would have to authorize the warrant the governor of florida none other than meet ball ron desantis who obviously wants no part of this at all and even trump has indicated he will turn himself in if he gets indicted that hasn't stopped florida congressman matt gates from sticking his nose into the orange julius. >> if i was governor of florida i would not allow any floridian to be hauled before some soros

backed prosecutor in some blue city over politics and i wouldn't make an exception to not protect the president of the united states. ron desantis should be standing in the breach to stop any sort of extradition of president trump from the state of florida and the fact that he's not doing so puts every floridian at risk who could be the subject of a false allegation. >> jimmy: like, oh, me for instance. i don't know. spoken like a totally innocent florida man. and, by the way, theebl people screaming trump didn't do anything wrong. how do they know we don't know any of the details. for all we know donald trump kidnapped baby yoda okay? a lot of people wondering why the tandewill, aurian is being indicted in new york for a crime with a sexual encounter in lake tahoe and that's because in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous in new york city the dedicated detectives

who investigate these are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories. i hope that clears it up for everyone. you got it guillermo, right. >> guillermo: yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: little bit? >> guillermo: yeah, a little bit. [laughter] >> jimmy: which little bit of it did you bet? >> guillermo: just a little bit. >> jimmy: just a little bit. this is real, iced t is filming a law and order svu next to the manhattan courthouse deciding donald trump's fate. i have to believe somewhere out there detective munch is looking down and laughing very hard at all this. the point da probe is one of the many investigations into trump. the dc court of appeals today upheld the ruling of a federal judge who found out there's compelling evidence to suggest trump deliberately misled his own attorneys about whether he had classified documents at mar-a-lago. of course he misled his attorneys.

he's the lied piper, he's misled zeppelin this is what he does. so now one of trump's own lawyers has been ordered to testify in front of the grand jury and hand over handwritten notes and transcripts of audio recordings he made speaking to trump. donald trump is the only person who gets his own lawyers in trouble with the law. and then we have probably the biggest case of all in georgia where trump is now being represented by a squirrel named drew fineling. >> you acknowledge donald trump lost the georgia election? >> i, i am -- >> that's an easy one, do you acknowledge that drew? >> no. no, i'm focused. let me tell you what i'm focused on. i'm focused on being a criminal defense attorney. >> do you acknowledge the state of georgia. >> you can talk to other political people. why would we even talk about that? >> jimmy: i don't know we want to watch you get fired on tv. i don't know. this poor guy, i don't know what he's supposed to do. they have trump on tape telling election officials in georgia to

find him 11,000 votes. it's on tape in january of 2021 by the way more than two years ago and still there have been no consequences for his actions. so far the only real consequences donald trump has faced in his whole life are eric and don jr. you know? there are so many conspiracy theories, the qanon crew thinks when trump gets arrested we're finally going to have proof that he's jfk junior come back to life. others believe antifa will fill trait the protest disguised as maga to make them look like criminals but for me the big lie, especially the main stream media seems so willing to overlook is happening right in front of our eyes in college basketball. every year we collectively pretend that gonzaga university is a real place and not just a ruse cooked up to win ncaa games. i've been trying to get this out there, but the media especially the local media in spokane

washington where the school allegedly exists, they just keep pushing back. >> the cloud covered parts to reveal a remote mountain valley where the magical fictional gonzaga university is fabled to exist. >> so silly, does gonzaga really exist a long-running joke with jim kenney of course we know it does in the heart of downtown spokane. the city has offered to fly kimmel to spokane to prove there is no fake school that just appears for the knack fabbing tournament. i think he needs to take us up on that offer. >> jimmy: i will say first of all, no one to my knowledge has ever offered to fly me to this imaginary place every, nor have they offered to fly me to narnia, wakanda oregon saga. that is a fake place this is fake news and this is fake news too. >> they have very famous alumni

and the first female washington state attorney general. >> jimmy: right, right. bing crosby, santa's friend. he's imaginary, too. and is dead by the way. and former governor christine greg worry. do myself a fair google former governor christine gregoir. you know what comes up? nothing. nothing. it says page not found. gonzaga tomorrow's playing our local team ucla in the sweet 16 so we're going to keep a very close eye on that and on them and we will not let the story die. we really won't. we will beat it to death is what we'll do >> in hollywood news there is major motion pictures coming to theaters john wick chapter four opens friday, that's supposed to be great. dungeons and dragons comes out later this positive that's supposed to be really good. and a new biopic that many believe is already the front runner for best picture if 2024, it's, i don't know if you heard, the previously untold story of a beloved american product,

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back tonight from the mandalorian on disney plus giancarlo esposito is with us and later our grammy winning trio whose seventh album celebrants come out on friday, nickel creek from the mercedes benz stage. and by the way, if it goes well tonight, supposedly they're going to be able to finish remodeling their home. >> tomorrow night jeff goldblum and teyana taylor will be with us with music from jeff goldblum and the mildred orchestra. frm snl and a million other things, her movie opens friday, please say hello to molly shannon! [cheers and applause]

how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing great. when you walk out it's like a ray of rainbow and ray of sunshine all together. >> molly: thank you so much. you were so great hosting the oscars i just have to say that. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> molly: you were superb. >> jimmy: you're very kind to say that. >> molly: you make it look so easy. >> jimmy: let's not deflect the compliments. >> molly: okay. >> jimmy: when you came out i was immediately happyr. it's remarkable and i'm sure you have that effect on people all the time i thank you. i get really nervous, it's funny even though i've been in show business for so long my heart pounds because i haven't done live variety shows on a regular basis since snl so i tap my selves sometimes to calm myself down, bilateral stimulation. >> jimmy: does it work?

>> molly: not at all. i'm still nervous. >> jimmy: so we see you smacking yourself we know there's a problem. >> molly: exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: hopefully we're going to relax. by the way, i learned something very surprising about you last week. you know about this? >> molly: i'm not sure what. >> jimmy: lukas gage was here your co-star in the white low us the the first season, and you were great on that show by the way. >> molly: thank you jimmy. thank you so much. >> jimmy: he said, and correct me if i have any of this wrong, but he said that you and he are on a couple of different text chains, one of them is with the nexiusmchlt sex cult. >> molly: yes. we're obsessed with cults and people who get not cults and the vow and india's show

we love these, and we were happy to see keith go to prison. so we get involved and we like to find information. it's just -- >> jimmy: to the point where you reached out to the, i don't know, are they victims? members, what do you call them exactly consultists? former cultists. >> former cult members who are now free and i love it. >> jimmy: they're free. >> molly: yes, yes, i'm so happy for them. >> jimmy: these people are looking at their social media and they're like, wow, i got a direct message from molly shannon with her phone number on it. >> molly: exactly. we also love, lukas and i also love reality shows, too. vanderpump rules, scanneder vault a gift transient god. >> jimmy: you love all that stuff. >> molly: we love it. >> jimmy: how many hours are you putting in watching these kind of things. >> molly: a lot. >> jimmy: a lot, huh? >> molly: yes, yes, reality certainly for a lot of women has replaced traditional comedy we get our comedy from reality and

my husband doesn't like those shows at all and he didn't understand why i'm so into it. he said it reminds me of like a boxing match like women taking sides like i'm on her side i'm team ariana that type of thing. >> jimmy: it's like sports. >> molly: exactly. >> jimmy: in a way where there's son overlap but not a ton. >> molly: yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: have you learned anything from these people texting. >> molly: it's really interesting. i also love documentaries so i will sometimes dm the document takerian. i love true crime and documentaries, like i loved murder in middle beach, this wonderful film maker madison hamburg who did a documentary trying to discover -- look into how his mother was killed and it's fascinating. >> jimmy: how his own mother was killed. >> molly: yeah. it's a beautiful documentary yes i dmed with madison because i have a lot of opinions, would

you mind if i tell you what think because i have strong opinions and he said no go right ahead so i'll tell him what i think of his dadd. >> jimmy: what did you think? who do you this i did it. >> molly: i didn't like the way his father spoke about his mother so i did tell him. >> jimmy: so wait a minute you contact him and say i got some news for you madison. >> molly: yes. >> jimmy: this father's day don't go crazy with the gifts. >> molly: i didn't want to overstep so i asked would it be okay if i share my thoughts on the case. i didn't get involved, you know. and then i also loved, recently i watched two documentaries, a house made of splinters, about an orphanage in eastern ukraine and i was texting with the documentaryian instagram has become like a q and a. >> jimmy: you have follow-up questions i yes. >> jimmy: i would like to watch that. your questions. maybe this should be a show in and of itself you follow up on

these document takers and find out if van der pump really does rule. we don't thank. i love pumpules i dreaut ha y for explaining it. i was pretending i understood. ariana she is a dream. >> molly: that's so funny. [laughter] >> molly: wait, does your audience know about it? but i was going to say -- >> jimmy: all women and one guy. >> molly: i was going to say because it was on my mind i had a dream that ariana, who's one of the girls it was a cheating thing, i had a dream like it will be okay. just last night. maybe it was a blessing in disguise, i was talking to her in her dreams. no one should talk about your

dreams it's boring. >> jimmy: unless it's ariana then we're very keyed in. anyone you would like to talk to that you've been unable to get in touch with? maybe oj. >> molly: maybe. >> jimmy: i'm sure we could reach out. not doing much, seems to be a lot of golfing and making twitter videos. what years were you on saturday night live? >> molly: i was on 1995 to 2001. i had the best time. >> jimmy: you worked with -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: -- many great people including adam sandler the recipient of the mark wayne prize this weekend in washington, dc. did you go to that ceremony. >> molly: i didn't get to go but i did a dinner beforehand, before he left, we all did a big dinner. >> jimmy: a mark twain dinner for adam. >> molly: mark twain kind of pre sendoff dinner so it was suffice what was adam wearing to the dinner. >> he was casual. he had like a hawaiian shirt but

he did have pants, not shorts. >> jimmy: he had pants on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i noticed he wore a suit to the mark twain thing and i was like wow i haven't seen that in some time. >> molly: that's funny. when he was at saturday night live he was great he recommended me to lauren that's how i got on the show. he got on first adam and i went to nyc drama school. first he got on we went to the deli and had soup and then he said kid i'm going to get you on just you wait. so i did a show in la and he recommended me to laren. it's lauren's show but adam ruled that show. but he could come into work, he would roller blade to work isn't that funny jimmy. then he write everything, he hand writes everything on a yellow legal pad. he's just the greatest. >> jimmy: makes it look easy, the whole thing is very, it's like nothing.

it's like he's got the whole world figured out in a lot of ways. >> molly: so true jimmy. you seem that way, too, you seem very laid back. but i was going to say but adam does make it look easy almost like he's not working but he works harder than anyone. when he was at nyu he was like 17 or 18 alle having beers hanging out ad was going to the clubs he worked harder than anyone. he was working hard doing standup in the dorms. >> jimmy: a cult leader so to stay. he does have subjects. >> molly: exactly. adam did the sweetest thing when i first started the show, we were at a party and i was new to journalist and critics and it was a stewart smalley after party, like a premier party. >> jimmy: the movie. >> molly: yeah the movie and a critic came up to me and said something nasty, i don't remember what it was but it was

something about the off movie and something about me maybement so i went and told adam and adam was like who is it? i was like that guy over there. he said you come here, and he booted him out i never felt so protected, i felt leak a protected big brother and the guy was shocked he showed him the door. >> jimmy: he's not just mark twain he's like arnold schwarzenegger, too. >> molly: yeah. >> jimmy: molly shannon is here. we'll be right back. ♪ ne? i got a great price on it. - did you see my tail when that chewy box showed up? - oh, i saw it. - sorry about the vase. - can we just say vase like normal people? - fine. - i always wondered what it would be like to have a tail. - maybe you did one time. and maybe a thousand years from now, i'll be tail-less using that chewy app to get you great prices on treats. - i'm pretty sure it takes more than a thousand years- - vase. - pets aren't just pets. they're more. - vase! - [announcer] save more on what they love with everyday great prices at chewy.

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girl involved in an accident and becomes addicteded to oxycontin and it's about good people to make mistakes and she's looking to forgive herself. she has a lot of guilt and she wants to find redemption and morgan freeman is in it looking for forgiveness. a beautiful story about getting through dark stuff. >> jimmy: even god looks for forgiveness. >> molly: even god. >> jimmy: morgan freeman had you ever met him before? did you know him. >> molly: i had never met him. such a legend. i was acting one time and so distracted because it's like a bucket list i can't believe i'm in a scene with morgan freeman. if you see the scene in the movie you can see i'm distracted like i'm acting with morgan freeman. years ago i went to the hollywood max museum with my daughter stella and i saw the wax figure of morgan freeman. >> jimmy: is that --. >> molly: yes. >> jimmy: i hope that's the wax

figure. >> molly: i told morgan he thought it was so funny. we had so much fun with like all the wax figures, angelina jolie and brad pitt. >> jimmy: you like that kind of thing? >> molly: yes, love it. even though i'm in show business i like to do stuff like as a fan of hollywood. >> jimmy: that's right, that's good you're not jaded. >> molly: not at all. i love a wax museum. >> jimmy: you know what i was wondering, i was thinking about you and i was thinking about when you're on saturday night live and you're doing, because now you do shows and you're here a couple months and you do a movie and you're there for a couple months. do you ever have moments where you're like, oh, i have a character now that would be great if i was on a show every week something that you might want to. >> molly: i do actually. that's so funny. i've always wanted to do this thing that i've talked about sometimes. it's hot cocoa girls. i always wanted -- it's called hot cocoa girls. >> jimmy: hot cocoa girls. >> molly: kind of like a baby

girl, babyish girl. i wanted to do the sketch on nsnl but never got to. it's this girl that's always cold, i'm so cold, but really pretty, has the nails and she wants hot chocolate. i just want to sit by fire. and she's like needy. she might put her head on her boyfriend's shoulder like honey come here and like rests her head on his shoulder. could you -- i just need something warm. and she also might forget to eat. like her boyfriend would be like, honey you've got to eat. and she's like -- and he'll make her have bites. like i would never forget to eat. >> jimmy: yeah, i never forgot to eat. >> molly: i love to eat. and maybe this came from, when i was little, my mom died when i was 4 so it was kind of like an angry reaction to women who just had it so easy. they could take advantage of having a mother and a father and

they didn't have to -- they could just, you know, life was easy, they were just like, you know, my grandma died, you guys i'm so upset. it felt different than losing a parent as a child. my anger that i didn't get to be a baby girl, i had to be tough when i was little. >> jimmy: right. >> molly: so it's like that. then there was a girl who i met once who was kind of like a hot, i call them hot cocoa girls. she was a theater producer in vermont and i was eating an apple talking to her and i was like, uh-huh, uh-huh. i finished the apple i didn't know what to do with it, i had my purse and i just opened my purse and put the apple core in my purse and she was like oh, my god you just put an apple core in your purse. she was so freaked out. and i was like, if you knew how much darker it gets. you know nothing because you're a hot cocoa girl. >> jimmy: molly shannon, everybody. she's not a hot cocoa girl.

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♪ >> music from nickel creek iss on way. our next guest is an exceptionally talented actor you know from breaking bad, better call saul and as the napper moff gideon from three of the mandalorian. please welcome giancarlo esposito! ♪ [cheers and applause]. >> giancarlo: thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you always look great. you really know how to dress.

>> giancarlo: i do my best to follow you. >> jimmy: has that always been the case when you were a kid. >> giancarlo: top and bottom baby, top and bottom. everything in the middle can be left aside if you don't quite have the box sheets to pay for it but the top and the bottom got to be right. >> jimmy: nice i like it. >> giancarlo: i went to military school when i was young and i wore a uniform so it took me years to break out of that uniform. >> jimmy: you really broke out huh? >> giancarlo: i broke out, yeah. >> jimmy: great to have you here. how you doing? you know, it's funny, i was talking about your show today, mandalorian and i was told that you cannot say, even when you're going to be on the show, everything is so top secret you cannot even reveal which episode we will see your character on. >> giancarlo: well, i'm going to tell you everything. >> jimmy: oh, great. go ahead. tell it. >> giancarlo: with my eyes. >> jimmy: because there's four especially owed you have not

been on there's only four more so i think we've narrowed it down. >> giancarlo: the odds are you'll see me soon that's all i can say the show is fantastic to be on they want the audience to be in anticipation wonder joy and excitement. >> jimmy: we don't want to ruin it for sure. >> giancarlo: i did it so long ago that i've got to be honest with you, i can't even remember. >> jimmy: you don't remember. >> giancarlo: i don't remember when i'm on. >> jimmy: do you remember where things left off in season two. >> giancarlo: i sure do i was in the ho's lounge. >> jimmy: the gulag. >> giancarlo: locked up and shuttered, lot of time to think and to calculate. >> jimmy: so you've been plotting and preparing for this comeback which is going to happen next wednesday, right? >> giancarlo: it will. you're trying to trick me there. i see what you did here. >> jimmy: back here on earth, if we could return for a second here, you posted this on instagram. these are [cheers and applause] >> giancarlo: oh, my goodness.

>> jimmy: delight entry comical boots. where do you get boots like this. >> giancarlo: i have to tell you my daughter ruby a film maker 19 years old cooked up this scheme which she didn't tell me about. she called me and whenever i hear that voice, papa can you be a model please? i figure she would do head shots or something to further her photographic career and i get to the house and she brings in this big huge box, evidently a company noticed on her instagram that she likes white sneakers, she asked for big red boots because it's a craze. those are modeled after astro boy the comic these boots. >> jimmy: really. >> giancarlo: it's ex amp laifying the over the top fashion statements being made in fashion all across the world. she pulls the box open and guess what, those boots happened to be in my size. >> jimmy: what a coincidence. >> giancarlo: what a coincidence. so i slide these boots on, i say go to my closet get me something to wear. she pulls out the tuxedo and i

decide to wear it that way. then i realized i had a top hat and she comes out and says the monopoly man and we take to shooting. >> jimmy: are these your motorcycles. >> giancarlo: they sure are. >> jimmy: how many motorcycles do you have. >> giancarlo: six or eight, maybe ten. >> jimmy: how long have you been collecting motorcycles. >> giancarlo: i ride them i don't collect. i subject my butt and ride. >> jimmy: since you were how old. >> giancarlo: sieves i was 13 my first was a suzuki. >> jimmy: have you raised them. >> giancarlo: i have raised, i've any the keith code course of races >> jimmy: you have. >> giancarlo: yeah i have a need for speed. >> jimmy: have you ever been pulled over. >> giancarlo: when i get out of hand it has happened. >> jimmy: do you get off because you're famous. >> giancarlo: i have to tell you a precarious story, i was riding home from a gig and i'm rolling it it's late, no one's on the road. come no one's on the road, it's

only me i'm the only person in my world so you can understand that. so the bubble comes on, cops come out start chasing me. there's a car in front of mia get around, i figured oh, smart move i'm going to go around him because maybe the police will think he's speeding i'm going to get in front of him. i do that, didn't work. i have a thought, i pull the bike over really fast put the kickstand down by the time the cops come around the corner i am down side of the bike messing around if i canning it out and they go hey buddy, lights come on, guns come out. you're speeding you knew you were speeding didn't you? >> giancarlo: i said well i had a problem. oh really you did you had a problem. you tried to run us as well, they hate it when you try to run 'em. they don't like that. and i said, my throttle was stuck. >> jimmy: oh, that's quick thinking. >> giancarlo: excuse me, i didn't hear you can you flip

your advisor up i said wait a minute, i said my advisor got stuck. he's like i know you, i'm going to let you off with a warning. >> jimmy: that's act jog quick thinking baby. >> jimmy: yeah. when did you first come to la when was that. >> giancarlo: i came to los angeles on a work church where i met a buddy who's been my buddy over 40 years lawrence fish burn came to audition for a tv -- a movie called the warriors with lawrence fish burn and lawrence said stay, neither of us got the gig. he said stay, i'm going to get a loft, i got a loft and it's not in great shape but we can split the rent and come down. so i go down to vignette street in downtown la, walk into a loft and i'm thinking it just needs a little paint, you know, we'll put down some rugs and it has -- the bathroom's not finished, no front door.

it is an absolute vast warehouse. >> jimmy: there's no front door?. >> giancarlo: there's no front door. there's no front door. i mean it had a chain link fence in front of the building so it was a hassle to get in and out they had a security guard there certain hours. i said how are we going to solve this problem? lawrence said the window, the window, put a box there and come in through the window and that's what we did. >> jimmy: oh there was not even a space for the front door. >> giancarlo: you got it. >> jimmy: you came in through the movie. every day. >> giancarlo: every day. >> jimmy: so if the pizza guy came he would have to look around and in through the window. >> giancarlo: didn't know where to go and we were like, over here, window. remember those white buckets, i was in construction for a while i did electricity and all these other things, sheetrock. remember the white buckets? >> jimmy: sure. >> giancarlo: that's how we did our business. >> jimmy: you had a white bucket. >> giancarlo: yeah, because the bathroom wasn't finished. i put up with that for about a month. >> jimmy: that's crazy, you and lawrence fish burn sharing a bucket together. and then, if a full circle

moment what was it that gus sold on breaking bad? buckets of chicken. >> giancarlo: same white bucket baby. >> jimmy: wow. >> giancarlo: wow. >> jimmy: you know what there is magic out there. the mandalorian new especially owed wednesdays. the great giancarlo esposito. we'll be back with nickel creek. ♪

>> jimmy: thanks to molly shannon and giancarlo esposito. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first their album celebrants is out on friday. here with the song where the long line leads, nickel creek! [cheers and ♪ ♪ well the line was so long i had to see where it led myself ♪ ♪ pretty sure that i could feel what the think pieces said they felt ♪ ♪ at least enough to follow the night's conversation, at a party

full of feller wannabe sensations. saying that's what's going on and if you don't wannabe left behind, be the next jam pumping in the background of everybody's grind, streaming out of the windows of whatever we're driving, so that when we show up it sounds more like we're arriving at the big time. we want a have a big time, we're gonna have a big time. where the long line leads. >> we only have a short time, so make it a big one ♪ >> and instead of the list you'll be on the marquis smoke rising from the ashes where the long line leads ♪ >> well sign me up tell me every last thing i'm gonna need to change. so no think piece can feel that i was ever any other way ♪ and when they say i've hit my stride i'll be ready to strut

which foot do you think will look best in front of the other? ♪ probably take a chance to impress this ♪ don't become the last big thing at the big time. we wanna have a big time. we're gonna have a big time. where the long line leads. >> we only have a short time ♪ so make it a big one. >> to the flames where we go to show off and be showed like it isn't what we're doing but how many other people know ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i'm gonna hit the big time, and when i hit the big time y'all are gonna have a big time

where the long line leads. it might be a short time but it's gonna be a big one, gonna shake ya like the big one ♪ >> we're having us a big time we're gonna have a big time, showing everyone our big time on our little feeds. >> we only have a short time, so making it a big one ♪ ♪ >> till none of us have waited in a line so long, or so loudly told so many that that's what's going on or so quietly wondered why we didn't feel the heat smoke rising from the ashes where the long line leads ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

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