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whether it's the mar a lago raid or the unselect committee hoax, the perfect georgia phone call was absolutely perfect. it or the stormy horseface daniels extort plot. they were all sick and it's fake news from hollywood. it's jimmy kimmel live tonight. joe jennifer hudson, donnie yen and music from larkin poe with cleto and the cleto. and now jimmy kimmel .
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of the show. thanks for watching. and thank you for joining us on today is you probably know the first official day of spring. can you feel it? the days are getting longer. indictments are in the air. it's really magical. it's the calm before the stormy. you don't know. we've been saying for years that one of these days we're going to wake up and trump will have been arrested for one of these many crimes. well, that day could be tomorrow. and how do we know that they could be tomorrow? we know thatbecause on saturday, trump and what seemed to be an effort to rally the troops to protect him wrote the far and away leading republican candidate and former president of the united states of america will be arrested on tuesday of next week. protest take our nation back. well we already did take it back from
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you. now go away. i don't know. but you never know with him either. he's about to actually be arrested or he's releasing another round of digital trading cards for us to buy. we don't know for sure, but he went totally truth postal this week and he said america is a dying third world country. he he said the election was stolen. he spelled it with two l's. he called for protests. he said they should investigate the investigators. he suggested the nypd should refuse to arrest him. let's just say he was very presidential this weekend. he's absolutely spitting out because he knows it's melania's birthday next month and she might finally get her wish if trump does get indicted tomorrow, the secret service would bring him to the manhattan district attorney's office for a mugshot and fingerprints, assuming they can find find an ink pad small enough for his finger. maybe they'll use it. maybe they'll use the tip of a sharpie. just tap it and some trump supporters online have been talking about
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creating what they're calling a patriot moat to surround him and prevent the police from taking him in, which is genius. and as all this is happening, republicans in the house of representatives are gathered in orlando for their annual issues retreat. and they definitely got issues to retreat from all the usual lowlives are screaming witch hunt about this. jim jordan, matt gaetz, speaker kevin mccarthy, who at one time kevin mccarthy blasted trump over january 6th. now he sees things differently. i don't think people should protest this. no, at and i think president trump, if you talk to him, he doesn't believe that either. wait, what? what i think the thing that you may misinterpret when the when president trump talks is when someone says that they can protest, he would probably be referring to my tweet, educate people about what's going on. he's not talking in a harmful way. right so when trump posts something like in all caps, they're killing our nation. as we sit back and watch, we must save america. protest, protest,
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protest. he doesn't mean protest . he means stay home. read up. educate yourself. speaker mccarthy by the way, isn't the only one embarrassing himself to stay on the good side of the crazies. mike pence the guy the maga hatters, wanted to hang on january 6th. mike pence weighed in with words that are so profoundly meaningless. this even if you were to print them out, you'd still have a blank page. i know that you think big picture. nobody is above the law. you don't think donald trump is above the law. nobody is above the law, but nobody's beneath the law either. somebody's been gnawing on mother scented candles again, because that doesn't make any sense at all. and then we have rudy giuliani, who thinks we're focused on the wrong thing. rick
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out. dracula says we shouldn't be focused on what our president paid a star to be quiet. we should be focused on hunter biden's laptophard drive is true. it will reveal all a family, not the entire family, but a large number of crooks and. i also put the emphasis on the second one. you cannot believe the kind. having a technical difficulty right there. yeah. yeah. well if anyone knows about, it's the dude who tried to whip it out for borat's daughter, that's for sure. it's even. even florida governor ron desantis defended trump. he had some bs thing. george soros funded judge tirade prepared that conveniently ignored. why trump is in this fix. but he also slipped a little zinger in at trump's expense. you're talking about this situation with and look, i don't know what goes into paying
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hush money to a star to secure silence over some type of alleged affair. i just i can't speak to that. well, it's rhonda sassy all of a sudden, as you might have imagined, that comment did not play well in trump town. he wrote right back. he wrote ron. he sanctimonious will probably find out about false accusations and fake stories sometime in the future as he gets older, wiser and better known when he's unfairly in illegally attacked by a woman, even classmates that are underage or possibly a man. and that's what this has come to now. oh, yeah, you're gay. i mean, i guess that's all he has left because is the truth is, there's no good reason for trump to be in any of this trouble. if casano brain had just paid stormy daniels the $130,000 himself out of his pizza hut money or whatever, he wouldn't be in this situation. he wouldn't have an issue in new york. so many of his legal
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problems are based on him being an idiot. if president karen hadn't picked up the phone and called her on georgia asking to speak to its manager to find 11,000 votes, he wouldn't have an issue in georgia if he just tweeted the words, calm down, go home. four hours earlier, like everyone, including his daughters, told him to, he wouldn't have an issue on january 6th. and if the great white hope chest hadn't boxed up his love letters from the saudis and kim jong un, the un squirreled them out of the white house and into the rec room at golfo lago. he wouldn't have an issue with the fbi in every case. the reason he's in trouble is because he is the dumbest criminal in the world and he's just brought this all on himself . there's no he's al qaeda bonehead is what he is. here's how different donald trump's day was from joe biden's today. while trump was banging on that all caps button with his greasy little thumbs, biden was hosting the cast of ted lasso at the white house. trump's getting ready to be arrested. biden is
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eating biscuits with ted lasso. and while the rest of the country was watching basketball this weekend, trump showed up in tulsa on saturday to see the ncaa wrestling championship. you know, trump himself did some wrestling. he wrestled vince mcmahon at wrestlemania. and so this is his area of expertise. there was a kid at this tournament. his kid is a three time national champion from iowa. his name is spencer lee. he won 58 matches in a row until he ran into matt ramos from purdue. so he's going to pull one of the biggest upsets in ncaa wrestling history. and he's looking for the fall. he's looking for the fall. spencer lee's mom, kathy, and her glasses did not survive that match. oh, and that's unfortunate. that's unfortunate to see. but this is the this is the this is what happens here. and that is an a lenscrafters commercial by the end of the
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week, a major opportunity has been blown. this is delightful coming off of saint patrick's day. i want to congratulate our good friends, the six abc news team in philadelphia for providing us with an absolutely stellar edition of the unintentional joke of the day. here's your exclusive accuweather. now i'm double fisted in a different way for saint patrick's day and to another woman who likes to be double fisted in a different way. i think jess, she means beer. she means beer. of course she means beer. what else would she mean? in florida, things seem to be getting nuttier every day in the sunshine state. republicans there are considering less inflation now that would ban teachers from discussing menstruation and human sexuality in elementary school. this is a bill that was put forward by state house member named stan mcclain. this is stan. he is a he's a man with a smile that says, mommy, i filled my diaper and he says
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that if girls experience their menstrual cycle in the fifth grade, teachers would be prohibited from discussing it with them until they're in the sixth grade, which makes sense. a girl gets her period in fifth grade. you just tell her to wait a year. you know, guys, just because your state looks like a penis doesn't mean you have to act like one all the time. and this new measure is now creating so much controversy and confusion for educator in florida, the state legislature had to release a public service announcement that. hi, i'm clint mcintyre, public information director for the florida state legislature. there's been some hullabaloo recently over what can and can't be discussed in our public schools. so i'm here to clear it up. can girls ask questions about their first period? absolutely not. because, frankly, it's yucky. simply put , bleeding is bad, whether it's from accidentally shooting
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yourself or cleaning your guns or hitting a possum with your boat trailer. if a confused child mentions her period, did just tell her it's whataburger sauce? like santa, girls will figure out the truth eventually. can girls ask their mothers about menstruation? an no. why would you mother? are women. and if you get mom going, she's going to mention preg nancy. and apologies to nancy. that's gross . children need to learn about pregnancy the florida way by getting knocked up in the parking lot at a pitbull concert. so who should girls talk to? it's better if girls don't ask questions at all. do you ever hear the phrase curiosity killed the cat? the cat is dead. that's why we've spent our entire legislative session making it illegal for kids to identify as cats. you won't find a single litter box or tampon anywhere near our
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schools because they attract coyotes. and here in florida, we have a saying coyotes are like books. they're dangerous. now, if you'll excuse me, i have a lot of cocaine to do. paid for by a florida department of education and the daytona bar association of wet t-shirt contest. sturgis. systems . yeah, well, happy women's history month, everybody. we got a good show for you tonight from john wick chapter four donnie yen is here. we have music from the and cohen will be right back with jennifer hudson. jimmy kimmel live brought to you by progressive. round here like to keep things simple and honest. sure do. that's why a progressive we show you rates from other companies even if they're lower than ours. so you
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from the new movie john wick, chapter four donnie yen is with us. and then later thiour bum. it's called blood harmony by larkin poe from the mercedesn poe live at the new orleans jazz and heritage festival on may 4th. this week, we have we've got new shows with jeff goldblum, julie bowen, john carlo esposito and molly shannon with music from nickel creek and depeche mode, too. so please join us for that. nearly 20 years ago, our first guest finished seventh on american idol and went on to become an egot winner. while everybody who finished ahead of her did not. now how she reaches the highest peak in show business of all that of talk show host. watch the jennifer hudson show weekdays, please welcome jennifer hudson.? it's great toe
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you here. i'm happy to be here. it feels so different. does it feel different? are you now evaluating everything because you have a talk show and you're looking around and going, this is like this and that's like that? i am. yeah. it's a funny thing, right? it is. because now i get to be on a talk show as a talk show host being interviewed. that's right. that's what's going through my mind. yeah, it's very meta and very incestuous in some ways, isn't it really? you are you enjoying this job? i think it is the funnest job i have ever had. really. it's so fun and i've had a lot of jobs. okay listen, you know, because the audience is always amazing. the energy lifts me up. that's all i ever need. when i come out, i call it the happy place. so it's like a
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party. they get out there and they dance and they sing. they wear their best outfits. yeah. , n't have any of that he dances.o and usually there's somebody wearing shorts with their big knees in the front. although tonight, i think, well, it rained today. so everybody's pretty clothed. but yeah, it is . it's an interesting job. it's a weird job to have. well, when is it weird? yeah. yeah yeah. especially coming from a singing position. like i remember when we first started, like the preparation part for it. i said , we've got to go in here and talk again. and then i was like , right, it's a talk show. yes. that part was a little odd. that was that was the part that he hadn't heard the word talk in there. yeah, it took me a long time to be like, oh, we're going to talk some more. what's your daily routine like? like how do because i personally, i get here at 515 every morning to just to practice, just to practice,
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saying welcome to the show, everybody. and you know, they take a nap until noon. no, but what is yours? my daily routine. well, i like to have an inner peace moment. okay as soon as i get up, because as we know, as soon as we walk into the studio, everybody knocking on the door and it's a thousand people with 10,000 different things to talk about. so i like to set my mind and have what i call my daily walk, which is my son always takes a walk like whenever he's here in l.a. so i made a point to have my own and then i go all the way to the starbucks and then somebody picks me up and then when i get to the studio, it's breakfast time. and then i go to class. yes, i call it class because i'm learning. it's the whole talk show. and although i will talk your head off for being in a talk show space, it's a whole new world. interesting. so i call it going to class. so i go to class as like school and each meeting is a different subject. well yeah, kind of. so first period. yeah is the briefing okay? like what? we, you know, discuss what's going to happen throughout the show and the day, who i'm going
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to meet, who i get to. jennifer eyes. okay and then after that it's well, breakfast is before that which breakfast and lunch is like back to back. and then we do a rehearsal. so the second period right there, you eat breakfast and then immediately have lunch. that's what i said. that's why i need the david walk because we eaten too much and then having to sit on the couch. i need a little break. so when lunch happens, guess what i do? dinner? nope oh, i just. i thought maybe. i don't know. maybe you're like i. you're doing intermittent. like, you got. like, i eat for one hour a day, and then for 23, that's a lot of eating. it's almost too much. i was like, okay. i said 930. did lunch is at like 1030. and then it's a meeting. but then i ride my bike. oh, you do? okay. yes. i love to wrap my bike around a lot. sometimes i run into the guests and i'll be like, hey, you need something from the store? they're like, ain't that jennifer? is she shooting the show? and i'm like, just kidding. do people visiting the lot see you riding around?
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yes. oh, they must love that. and then sometimes you see the tour busses go by. yeah, you speak or then sometimes you'd be like, i ain't ready yet. and then you dip off to the side and kind of run a little bit. yeah. yeah. wow. that's that's interesting point. i know you haven't you're having, like, you're hosting a talk show in the same way you would see, like in the movies if somebody was hosting a talk show, riding around the lot. you know, doing all this stuff. i'm just hunched over my computer all day. we got to get you a bike. i know. we do. do you have people now asking you the same questions over and over again? like which guest have you not had on that you want to have on or which guest do you like the most? which guest do you like the least? yes. yeah yeah. that does happen. do you have prepared answers for that? oh well you can you really be prepared for that. yeah. you have to have one. you don't have. i'm not asking you. i would never ask you that question. but if you have one, it just. it ends it. so you can just tell them, yeah, this person. and then you move on. but every time i meet new guests, then they become my favorite guests. okay. yeah. you know, i don't think i have a
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lease. you have my favorite guest on tomorrow, charles barkley. he's the new favorite of mine, right? he's a great guy. he was. he's amazing. he is so much fun to interview because he will say anything. he will say anything. he has no filter whatsoever. nobody warned me of that. and a vast array of subjects. he's not limited to basketball by any stretch of the imagination. it's not. i'll have to say no. charles this is a happy place. it's a family show where we talking about your first guest was, which is a big deal for a talk show. who's your first guest? your first guest was simon cowell. yes. who was the guy who you appeared in front of and who evaluated you and did he know the america at that point when you finished seventh, which is so funny to think about, like the fact it really makes you realize america's not good at making decisions. right right. well, see, that's why i wanted to have him as the first guest, because still to this day, people come up and like, i don't watch american idol no more. they shouldn't have voted off. and i'll have to say, you know, that was like 20 years ago, right?
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i'm okay. i made it through it. i'm all right. and so i said, what better way to start this new chapter in journeyhato jone whi where rl w was introduced to the world. so he was the first guest. does he now claim that he knew be thou m that group? no, no. he doesn't know. okay. no, but he he he felt so different, like he wasn't the same simon from america. i don't know. i think because that simon if he still existed in this current climate , would be probably beheaded and they would put his head on a stick of some kind and they would carry it through a town. you know, you know what? he's much nicer now. no need to do that. there's no need to do that. we're going to as you know, we have to take a break. every once in a while for a commercial. we'll be right back with jennifer hudson. everybody . as someone living with type
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stream on hulu. jennifer hudson. she's got the jennifer hudson show every weekday. and how old is your son, david now? he said, david is 13 now. does he know? does he watch your show? and does he know what's going on? he watches it on tiktok, but to him, he does. of course, everything comes from wasn't famous to him. it didn't matter what i did until i got a talk show. so now he calls me jennifer hudson. oh, he does? yes jennifer hudson. we were at the we were at the all star game. and he wanted to meet king james. and all i heard was
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jennifer hudson. jennifer hudson, come over here and introduce us to king james. and i'm like, oh, look, here i come. these are my children because i have my son in seven of his cousins. so i call it camp david. wow. i roll around with a whole basketball team. wow. that is a lot of kids. you took eight kids to the all star game. yes, i did. and then lebron did. he came over. oh, he came right on over. thank you. yeah, he did. yeah, that's. that's so cool. so your son has realized he's getting positive reinforcement from him, embarrassing you in public by yelling. shouting out your name? yeah i guess so. he knows he gets perks from it now. because, you know, when they're little, they don't know what's going on. no, they see the superheroes. they're cool, but not mommy. yeah. yeah right. that's all they want. but then, yeah, you get to take them to things and then you get good seats at the game. and ruined ff their lives. you know? right. i mean, where do you go? how do you go sit in the back then when you're a teenager, there's no line waiting. yeah. yeah none of that stuff. yeah, at all. none of that stuff. yeah. you have to explain that to him and to his
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cousins. also especially the cousins. yeah yeah, i guess. i think i've spoiled them all. yeah well, once lebron james shows up, there's really not much you can do. but i get cool points, though. do you. does he have a phone at this age? oh, yes, he does. oh, he does. he has a phone. how old do you think is the right age for a kid to get a phone? that's a tough question. yeah, maybe 12. 12. okay. that seems reasonable, right? but you got to check that phone, though. well, yeah. do you? oh, do you go through his phone? oh, you do? yes. i'm on my hood. i'm going to check that phone. and does he know you go through the phone? well he knows now, if he didn't, well, hopefully, maybe if this one isn't on tiktok, he won't see it . you know, maybe. but everything's on tiktok. so what are we supposed to do? but we do text you do? okay. you text and do you text him? do you send long, confused, sometimes meandering and rambling text messages to your son? like most moms do? i think every mom does that, right. well, my dad is more more guilty of that than my mother is, for sure. yeah. yeah,
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absolutely. yes. i mean, there's like, i'll get long texts about his shoulder, you know, about his shoulder? yeah. he the body. yeah i don't send him nothing like that, though, but i will shoot him a text. you will shoot. okay. now, what we've done here tonight, and we were wondering if you would be so kind as to play a role in this. and that is we've collected these are real text messages from the parents of people who work on our staff. oh, okay. and i know you're a talk show host, but let's also you know, you came into our lives as a singer and so i was wondering if you would be so kind as to put some of these again, real texts to music, real text. do you want me to sing it to the music? yes well, you can do it however you like, but i'll give you the we'll start with the first text, which is there at the top of the page. this one is from young lady named heather, who works here from her dad, who was experiencing some laundry drama . okay. okay. so so if you would
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let me see what might up there, too, if you want what's on my spirit, if i could give you something. okay. okay. huh um, can i get a hug? can you give me that card? say my grandma took my socks out of the sock bag, and she washed them. now jimmy, tell me why she do it as a result, i am missing my black louis lemon sock. i can you check through the clothes that she washed for you and. yeah i get a oh, like. yeah let me see where i'm at. i saw there was a blue pair of socks. i said a blue pair of socks.
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socks. they were in my sock bag . they do not belong to me. are either yours or your, your your mama. your mama hello i can't. i can't believe you finished seventh. that's ridiculous. all right, the next one. that was. that was absolutely incredible. this one is from jamie's mom. jamie is a writer here on the show. and i think her mom has a lot going on. here we go. okay okay. number two. number two, can i get a. i'm a fish. they like i'm an necklace with no password. shark
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i like that shark. i'm fiercely like that, man necklace with no password shark. i got a challenge. shark. he please that's our part. accept me. access please. access there, please. i'll ask him. access, please. i'm fiercely locked out of my netflix account with no password. no password. so i have to get my own account now. actively come on. i said please . what is that? accept me. wow wow. that's. i mean, you really made something incredible out of that. what should we do? one more. one more. all right, let's
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see. any one of these look particularly interested to you? i like that last one. you like that? last one? all right. that one's from jamie. also all right. because jamie jay told jamie what they need to say. you need any music for this? jamie yeah, i said, jamie, jamie, jamie, jamie. mood, dude. she said, i'm not in the mood, dude. i'm not in the mood for yo to go shut up. not in the mood. it said, i'm dry in the pool hello? oh no. yes
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yen. hey how are you? pretty good. very good to see you, you boy, you've been a big like, global action star for a long time now, right? i'm old. you know, i think it's funny because here in the united states, when an actor does his own stunts, it's like a big deal. like there's much celebration and a lot of pride associated with that. whereas in hong kong, that's everybody does, right? it's just that it's just the way we shoot films. that's the way you try to do it, everything ourselves. what happens, though, in the event that you get like a you know, you get mark up your face or you get injured or whatever the film has to like if you get hit, if you get hit on one side and you can't shoot a close up or something, right. you got to
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turn to the other side and shoot from the other side. did you she other side the way it is? and a lot of times there's no like a pre training or preparation. we jump on right on the set and we just feel the set out and we improvise as these choreography, choreography that's usually improvised on the set. is that true? very true. that is remarkable. and so that sort of thing, like doing a ride along and like where if you're going to play a shoemaker, you go and work in a cobbler shop for six years or something like that. you see that as nonsense, american nonsense. no it's not nonsense. it's just that we normally we don't have a lot of budget and time to, to do what we need to do, right? so i remember when i was shooting with for, for example, with jackie chan, we walked on the set and meet both jackie and i would look at the set and say, what can we do, jump off this building, kick this door down, and then you know, i punch you and you block and oh, all right, let's shoot. just like that. when you got to when you have two superstars like that, when it's you and jackie chan is
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there any like is there as far as who wins, is that something that is like is that worked out in a contract beforehand? i'm old, but he's older, so i see. so he gets the win. he's the seniority, so he gets the seniority. now your mom was a martial arts master. esther had a studio, so she, she, she's the one a martial arts school in boston. i spent a lot of time living in boston when i was when i was a kid. so when your mom is has a martial arts studio, is she tough? is she very, very tough? rigid. drag me out of out of my bed and 530 in the morning before i go to beat you up. she would pretty much grab these wooden stick and whip me. is that right? yes that's. she did that just to wait, just to make sure you got her. just to make sure that. do the split, throw the kicks and do that. so she wanted to make sure that if you happen to be attacked at sunrise, you would be ready for anything. so you're in this movie, this john wick movie, which is a very big deal. i
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mean, it's they're great movies . yeah. and your character is a blind assassin named kane. that's right. which is kind of funny, right? i mean, because, you know, kane. oh, okay. got you there. oh, that was not intentional. that was just a but do you think there are any any blind assassins in in real life ? well, i played this blind character in world one once, right? oh, that's kind of where they maybe they start thinking you as blind in a weird way. you know who's great at blind donnie yen yeah. yeah. and so you play this guy and he's blind, and yet he has these abilities in a way like daredevil, you know, daredevil the cartoon character. yeah. so and, but blind also seems like a real disadvantage as far as assassin, it wasn't easy to do because, first of all, i have to have to act a
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certain way. and i have a pair of sunglasses on. and when i was fighting with all these stuntmen , i had to be really careful because i had this, this, this cane. i was whipping around and going really fast, and i didn't want to hurt anybody, but at the same time, i didn't want it to, to not open up and have my movements kind of diminished. so i had to be really cautious, but at the same time be free. so that was really tough to do, even just fighting with sunglasses on is a weird thing too. glasses kept falling off my face. but you know, i have to do what i have to do. you once had a fight scene with mike tyson. oh that's right. yeah. what was it? how did you choreograph that? we did. but at the same time, you know, i mean, i was always been a big fan of mike, right? so when i was doing this movie with him, it man part three. i didn't know what to expect, right? so i thought, oh, you know, mike, i love him, but then he doesn't really have a lot of film experience. i didn't
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want him to come to the set and start swinging and what am i supposed to do? and my character, it man, i was supposed to be very poised and very calm. right. and always block these strikes at the very last second. so there was this choreography where mike was coming at me with a left hook, you know, his famous hooks, right? and he was supposed to knock this punching bag right next to my face and there was this close ups on me and we were doing it going at it very fast. and i said, wait a minute, you know, what am i going to do? i promised my wife that i got to get home in one piece, right? so i felt his punch was coming at me 90mph. i kid you not. and i couldn't really move sooner because remember, i had to be poised. and i felt his arm i mean, his warm just kind of i felt the wind. it was like a tornado, like boom. and then,
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oh, and he knocked that punching bag like, yeah, yeah. he struck. he's very strong. and elite. he'll eat an ear right off if he feels like it too. and you know what's the funny thing? like there was another choreography where he was coming at me with flurry punches. right? and i had to do this martial art technique. i was doing this wing chun style, where there's a lot of short elbow blocks. so i was blocking his techniques and okay, the scene went really well and the next day we had a press conference, press all the reporter came and they were asking me, oh, how was it working with mike? you know, did you get injured? and this. and they show a lot of attention to me. then mike jumped out and picked up, picked up his arms and he got this bandage wrapped around his pinky and he said, why are you giving donnie all these love when my finger accidentally fracture his pinky? you fractured my fractured mike tyson's pinky. that's pretty. those are pretty funny story, right? yeah. oh, yeah. i mean, i didn't even know you had pinky.
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yeah, that was. that was. i don't. mike tyson just had five thumbs on each hand, you know? yeah, but he was just a lovely man. you know, we have a, i think a clip from maybe the first movie you ever shot and second movie. second movie. okay here we go. this is great. wow. there's something that's embarrassing. embarrassing. that's embarrassing. is that how you get dressed every morning? no, no, no. why do you keep the
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shoe so high on the shelf? you know, if you put the shoe down on the ground, it's so much easier to get into. that was. that was those times. i wish i could be embarrassed in that way. i mean, that's pretty incredible. well, it's great to have you here. congratulations on the big movie. john wick chapter four, all these details friday, donnie and everybody. we'll be back with larkin poe. can this is wayne chung. he's chinese. he's like, you okay? i need your help. let's do this thing. a little dramatic if you ask me
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