>> we appreciate your time. ♪ >> from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live". tonight bill hader, dr. jane goodall and music from metallica, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thank you for coming to visit here at our home here in los angeles california where the lakers and the clippers are in the nba playoffs kind of a miracle. last night guillermo and i were

watching the chicago bulls. i don't know if you watched this game a crazy come from way behind win for the bulls over the raptors, bulls down 19 points in the second half until, and i want you to listen closely, a young fan every time the raptors shot a free throw she screamed at the top of lungs. her listen. >> to go against derozan a chance to put it up to a 20-point advantage. [screams] >> that is the daughter of demar derozan, and here's the voice you're hearing when raptors shoot. she's screaming. [screams] [laughter]. >> that time it didn't work. >> jimmy: but it did work a lot of the times. she might be one of the banshees of inisherin, i don't know. the raptors missed 18 of their 36 free throws and only lost by four points they've been

eliminated from postseason competition thanks to one little girl. we need that kid at the next presidential debates. donald trump is in, you're not going to believe he was in court today, yeah, he was in court in new york to be deposed in one of the 70 or 80 cases against him before his deposition, his little thumbs took a trip to truth social to lash out at leticia james the new york attorney general who has accused him of fraud. he wrote, i will be heading downtown to meet with a racist who leaked that i would be there at 9:30 a.m. trump's upset because usually when he meets racist they do it at home at mar-a-lago but this case is one of many trump is facing. trump now has more active cases in new york than covid does. we've also got some insight into what's going on with the special counsel, that's like the big one. they're now said to be looking at trump's attempts to fund raise off of his false election fraud claims and asking

witnesses about trump's handling of a map that had classified information on it. he was reportedly showing a classified map around to people who didn't have security clearance, like a big orange dora the explorer or something. showing a classified map is a specific violation of espionage punishable of up to ten years in prison. at this point the only crime he hasn't been charged about is aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft. yesterday he filed a lawsuit against his former lawyer michael cohen, suing cohen for $500 million for allegedly breaching the terms of their nda. this is how it goes when you work for donald trump. you handle his business for how many years, i don't know, they be he asks you to pay off his mistress, you take out a oak equity line of credit to get the money, you pay the mistress money, you lie for him serve

three years in federal prison for lying for him and when he gets out he sues you for $500 million. but trump needs money he has a lot of legal bills and getting involved in a lot of weird side projectings. like this coffee table book, this book of letters famous people wrote to him publishing them. it comes out in two weeks, private notes people have written to him over the years and selling it for the lolo price of $99 a pop. >> my fellow patriots this is your all-time favorite president donald j. trump. over the last 40 years i have corresponded with some of the most incredible people from presidents to kings and queens and hollywood stars to business titans. my new coffee table book, letters to trump published by winning team publishers features some of these never before seen letters. goat your copy today at 45 books.com. i think you'll really, really love it. >> jimmy: he's right i really, really love it. i hope i get it for the fourth

of july. i mentioned last night trump has a bigly lead on ron desantis. poll they just did this week says he's ahead of desantis by 33 points so the governor's team now has reportedly been calling local politicians in florida to ask them not to endoors trump. this started when trump picked up an endorsement from a florida representative named byron donalds, donald announced he's backing donald trump rather than ronald desantis even though ronald knows donald and when he chose donald over ronald donald went straight to mcdonald's. basically a pr disaster for ron desantis. but on the pry side whenever there's a disaster we do get to see him in cute, white little boots. so meanwhile jury selection has begun in the case of dominion voting systems versus fox news suing fox for $1.6 billion and looks like they might get it. the judge yesterday ruled fox

was guilty of what they call discovery misconduct for accidentally forgetting to turn over audio recordings in which rudy giuliani and a trump campaign official basically admit they have no evidence of the voter fraud they kept screaming about. one of the tapes the trump campaign official said there were no physical issues they found with the dominion voting machines and on another rudy giuliani tells maria bartiromo of fox news he can't actually prove the claims he's made about the election being fixed on tape. so the judge is furious because fox withheld the tapes. although to be fair to fox they might not have known which embarrassing rudy giuliani tape they were being asked for. the one where the oil was leaking from his head, or the one farting in court or where he unbuttons his pants for bower at's daughter. could have been the one where he held the press conference outside a dill dough shop. how are they supposed to keep track of them all? and then we have the other defendant who's being sued by

dominion for $1.3 billion and that is mr. my pillow mike lindell who i will tell you right now does not have $1.3 billion. mike, as you know is the screenius who uncovered the evil ago chrisms that skewed the voting machines even though he is somehow having trouble with the simple live video stream. >> couple big announcements to make. are you there? i can't hear you. i'm not hearing you. that's not good. brandon? hello? >> jimmy: i guess we don't get to hear the big announcement. you know what the big announcements were he ate a squirrel and split his pants. so, in other technological news, the biden administration is cracking down on artificial intelligence. the white house wants to put measures in place to test thes

new chatgpt bots before they're released into the wild. are we sue biden knows what ai stands for probably thinks it's a show on cbs. whether he gets it or not biden is a man with a data plan. >> good evening my fellow americans tonight i would like to talk to you about a new enemy, its name, the boogie man. ha ha. i'm just yanking your steam holes. the enemy i'm talking about is a one. >> ai. >> oh, ai. artificial intelligence, man, computers that can think and make love. no banana games, it's the real mccoy. i asked it to write a movie script for caddie shack two and it's miles better than the real caddie shack two, even made a drawing of dr. jill in one of those french cut swimming

costumes. sweet gusy more ran, that got me hotter than a kettle of mustard plaster. but this al ain't like a frog sling shot, it's dangerous. somebody could tell it to make a ofe ting a lemon at a dog or sporting a bee hive hair due in a little hat or chowing down on old glory, kind of things i'd never do. so keep your head on a swivel, jack. be safe. unplug your thing a ma jigs and you'll be a okay. cabiche? i'm joe biden, or am any kind of makes you think. what time is learn? just had lunch mr. president. had lunch. i don't know about you my opinion the real threat to human kind is human kind and for proof of that we look no further than the missouri state house where a state senator named mike moon

made a heck of an argument while defending a bill that would block transgender kids from getting healthcare. >> i heard you talk about parents rights to raise their kids how they want. in fact i just double checked you voted no on make it illegal for kids to be married to adults at the age of 12 if their parents con sented to it. you said actually that should be the law because it's the parents right and kids right to decide what's best for them to be raped by an adult, okay? >> do you know how many kids have been married at age 12? >> that was the law you voted not to change it. >> do you know how many kids who have been married at age 12. >> i don't need to. >> i do. >> oh. >> and guess what? they're still married. >> the old r. what? they're 14 now, they have two kids, spent a lot of time at chuck e. cheese, they're very happy. great couple.

unfortunately senator baby bride was on the winning side when they voted. getting crazy out thereto between the supreme court and roe v. wade and the judge who ruled against the abortion pills, there's a lot of people mostly men telling mostly women what they can and can't do with their bodies which gets us thinking how little men know about the female anatomy. speaking for myself i don't know a whole lot. we did this once before, the results were not surprising but with all the new focus we decided to try it again. we went out on hollywood boulevard we asked men walking by questions about women's bodies and well, here's what they had to say. ♪ >> how many eggs are released during ovulation. >> eggs? at least a hundred. >> how many holes does the average women have below her belly button. >> two. >> can you name both?

>> the butt, i don't know wa the specific name of the other one is but -- >> what does it sound like. >> svagina. >> how often do women off late? >> i'm going to say twice a month. >> how many eggs are released during that ovulation. >> whoa. i have no clue. >> if you had to take a guess. >> nine. >> how many eggs is a woman born with. >> whoa. >> what do ovaries do? >> whoa. >> how long is the average vaginal canal? >> whoa. >> i'm a guy not a gynecologist. >> how many blood does the average woman lose during her period. >> i would say a couple gallons. >> what you know, whatever you know. >> i know that's the stomach. >> that's the what? >> the stomach. >> not quite. >> if i'm not mistaken this is the uterus right here. >> that's the bladder. can you point to the ovaries? >> um. here? here. >> that is a woman's rectum.

>> do you have to take your tampon out when you me? >> well, yeah, isn't that like plugging it up? okay, so the round part goes in like that. >> uh-huh. and then what happens? >> i mean, i guess somehow it has to come out that way. i assume it's going to get wet so -- oh, okay. yank it out like that? >> yep. >> okay, and then i guess with glosses, of course, i mean, just like, it's cotton right? can't you like squeeze it like a wash rag? >> what if you were a woman, would you do with this? >> no, this is -- what is this? put it not your vagina in order -- no? no? i have no idea. >> maybe if you have a cat? it's a cat toy. >> is it a cat toy. >> yeah. >> yeah, it is.

>> i have no idea. >> okay, so like once you get it nice and running out like that, you -- wait, hold wait. so i guess then -- oh, wait, no, it's not going to work. >> why don't you think it's working? >> i don't know. i guess that's why, you know -- >> it's practice because we have to practice. >> is this the super one? >> ultra. >> wait. so do you still like stick it in like regular like that? >> yeah, yeah, just point it to the sky. >> but you see when you pull it out though it's going to be like... >> that feels like it would hurt. ♪ >> jimmy: well, all right. hey, we've got a good show for you tonight, dr. jane goodall is here, we have flufk

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everett sir patrick stewart, music from dinner party boy genius, crow rely a and glorillaz. our first guest is the emmy winning producer director writer and star of i think one of the best shows ever, barry, returns for its fourth and final season with two episodes this sunday on hbo. please say hello to bill hader. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you. >> bill: hi everybody. >> jimmy: good to see you how's it going. >> bill: good, good. >> jimmy: carol burnett was here tuesday did you know about this. >> bill: we are related. >> jimmy: i'm finding your roots like a distant cousin. >> bill: yeah, she e-mailed me and said we're related.

i was like what? i turned to my daughters and said we're related to ms. hannigan. it was on finding your roots we were on the same show. >> jimmy: i found out i was related to martha stewart, did not hear from her at all. i don't want to start any trouble, you know i don't like to start trouble but we did some digging and we found a clip that i think it's important that america sees. >> bill: oh, no. >> jimmy: huge crush on carol burnett, just the q and a thing at the beginning, how could you not? such a smart thing doing that q and a because i did, i just had a giant crush on >> bill: hey, man. hey you can take the boy out of oklahoma, you know what i'm saying? [laughter] >> bill: that's the way it works. i knew there was something about her. >> jimmy: there was an attraction there. >> bill: there was something about her. >> jimmy: what else did you learn on finding your roots?

anybody else famous? >> bill: well, well, the big thing about finding your roots you do it and then they go so you were related to someone who fought in the civil war. and you're like, uh-huh. and you're like, please be on the union. and they go and they were born in missouri and i'm like, oh, [bleep]. and they fought for the union. i'm like, oh, my god. it's the worst thing ever where you're like, why are you drawing this out, you know? >> jimmy: do you ever bring your daughters to the set of "barry"? >> bill: there's not a lot that they can see. >> jimmy: that's why i asked. >> bill: kind of a rough one. but, no, they don't really care about it. i mean there's billboards around the city right now of me and they're like, hey, guys, look, it's barry. and my daughter will be like, hey, look, it's the final season

of "barry". you know what show they love is rupaul's drag race. we love rupaul's drag race, we watch it as a family we're obsessed, the duck walk where they do it around they love it. and it's a pretty -- it's really raunchy that show and so i was watching it, my daughter, she's in elementary school and she turned to me and she said, dad, what does [bleep] mean? [laughter] >> jimmy: and i said, that's another word for a woman's vagina. and she looked at me and she went, i'm never going to ask you another question for the rest of my life. [laughter] >> bill: your kids are funny. >> jimmy: yeah, they're very funny. >> bill: there's something in the genes burnett to the hader

girls. >> bill: yeah. >> jimmy: you directed all eight episodes of "barry" this year. i want to tell you something, i was fortunate enough to get an advanced copy of the first four episodes of the show. i didn't know you directed them and i sent you in text, i was like, wow, the directing was really great and you probably thought i was just brazenly kissing your ass but i didn't know you directed it. >> bill: thank you very much. >> jimmy: i had no idea. there's a scene in a dave and buster's in particular. >> bill: the second episode, no hold hank and cristobal are giving this kind of speech to these guys, and one of the writers on the show is my best friend from high school, this guy duffy boudreaux, that's his real name, and the way we kind of write the show is we wrote this scene, it always took place in a warehouse with a bunch of like criminals listening to them give this speech, and then, you

know, it's just -- people always talk about the tone of the showen a i think, you know, how it comes from is you write these very serious kind of scenes that you've seen in a lot of movies and shows and then we get board and we say, well, what if this was at dave and buster's out just shear boredom and then suddenly it's interesting. >> jimmy: the classic crime world draws the criminals in. >> bill: the god father and the five families, like what if it was at dave at buster's and people are coming in can i get anything from you, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: when you have a friend like duffy, whose family by the way had to be on the other side, going back. when you have a friend like that [laughter] >> jimmy: i mean no question, the boudreauxes, terrible people. terrible people. [laughter] >> jimmy: is duffy honest with you.

>> bill: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because he's your old pal? >> bill: he's great. we had a scene in the first episode where i have to have this kind of mental breakdown and i think it's really good, it's the first take and i'm like, oh, i got that scene out of the way i'm so nervous and i'm feeling good, and then duffy walks in and i'm like, hey, that was pretty good right? and he's like, yeah, man, i think we should probably go again. this is how he talks, he exhales his words. his whole family does this. they're watching this in tulsa oklahoma right now going, what is he talking about. and i say why? and he's like, last take, lot of acting in that one, bud. and i go what do you mean acting that's what i'm doing and he's like i don't know i was waiting for some to be or not to be bull bleep bleep something like that you should be crazy act crazy. and he walks away and like

you're right. so i went in did the next one and i'm really annoyed. i can't believe you said that. and then the next one it's in the episode i start hitting myself and i hear behind the wall duffy go there he is. >> jimmy: there he is, bill hader everybody, "barry eye eye we'll be right back >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by the machine exclusively in movie theaters april 26th. get yours now. for all of his needs in perpetuity, thanks to autoship from chewy. - i always loved that old man. - what's it say about the summer house? - yeah, the beach house- - the summer residence goes to mr. marbles. (mr. marbles chuckles) - plot twist! - i'm sorry, what? - doesn't make logistical sense. - unbelievable. - pets aren't just pets. they're more. - you got a train set, todd. - [announcer] save more on what they love and never run out with autoship from chewy.

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>> this is a collect call from "barry". >> an inmate. do you accept the charges. >> yeah. >> did you guys trick me? are you and jim working together? are you there? look, i want you to know i went there because i was worried about you and i was protecting you. you know that, right? you know that, right? are you mad at me? are you mad at me? because i love you. >> what did you say? >> i said i love you. >> barry. >> yeah? >> i got you. >> jimmy: that is henry winkler and bill hader in the final season sadly of "barry". by the way henry winkler is great in that first episode.

>> bill: yeah, he's great. >> jimmy: i mean, he's so nice it's almost ridiculous. >> bill: yeah, he's one of the sweetest human beings on the planet. we shot a scene last season where i get arrested. like he basically is the guy -- >> jimmy: he set you up. >> bill: he set me up to get arrested. and we're shooting it and i'm explaining the scene and i'm like it is this really big thing you come in they put me in handcuffs and you have to give me a look. and he goes, at what point do i tell the crew that i brought bunt cake? [laughter] >> bill: why don't we tell them after we shoot it. he goes right, because tell them before they'll be thinking bunt cake. i'm like right we need them focused. >> jimmy: did he make it >> bill: i don't know where he

gets it. but he's like stacy and his beautiful wife, stacy and i want you all to have this and it's always these very interesting cakes. he's just the sweetest human being on the planet. >> jimmy: he really is. have you ever been arrested. >> bill: yes. >> jimmy: you have? >> bill: oh, yes. >> jimmy: oh. an oh, yes. >> bill: oh, yes. these guys are excited to hear about this. take notes because you're going to need it for this weekend. no. i was -- okay. so my dad one night was telling me and my friends and he started -- he was like, we were talking about things of like, you know, tricks we play on people or whatever and then my dad did the classic let me tell you something i did but, hey, you guys can't do this. and we were like uh-huh. we used to take two trash cans and put fishing wire between them and put one on either side of the street and when a car go through the trash cans go on the side of the car. it was hilarious but don't do that. and we were like okay, so my nd,

bu hent leet -- ridential streea thoroughfare like a 4-lane street and instead of fishing line we had this gnt piece of t. and we were like, oh, this isn't working, this is weird. so we were like oh, as a car goes by we'll pull the trash can one guy on either side the rope will go up and a car will go through it it will be hilarious. it's really late at night we're at a park waiting here we go, go. pull it up, car goes through, it's a cop car. the trash cans -- the rope is too long that the trash cans go behind the car and they bang into each other so it looks like he just got married, you know? and it scared the [bleep] out of this cop. the car went like, it was like -- like the car was just, i

can't. and everybody ran but i was like i'm going to be cool so i went over to my car and just was like smoking a sec rent like, oh, hey, what happened officer? he drives up with the trash cans and he gets out and he's like freaked out. and i'm like something wrong, sir? what's going on? i heard something down there. and he was like [bleep]. and but i'll tell you, that guy had glasses and everything and that is the guy i base my character in super bad on. >> on him? >> bill: yeah, that guy with the glasses. i did that movie seth rogen and i -- i was like i got messed with by a cop with glasses and seth was like, oh, yeah, that's so lame. you can't take a cop with glasses seriously. >> jimmy: your father must have been very proud i'll tell you. >> bill: he just learned about it right now. >> jimmy: season four of "barry"

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there, music from metallica is on the way our next guest is an international treasure the world's foremost expert on chimpanzees and has show about it, "jane" premiers tomorrow on apple tv. please say hello to dr. jane goodall. ♪ what a pleasure it is to have you here. thank you for coming. >> it's great to be invited. >> jimmy: yeah. you know, i know a lot, i feel like a know a lot or at least a little bit about you because my daughter has a book about you,

she's eight years old and we read it frequently and she has now announced she wants to care of animals and help animals. i'm trying to get her into crypto but she loves animals. >> jane: good for her. that's just like me how i was [cheers and applause]. >> jane: yes. >> jimmy: one of the things, the basicsing about her life is that, you, when you went to study these primates to watch these chimpanzees and write down what they've done, what they're doing, you didn't have -- you weren't an expert, you weren't dr. jane goodall at that time. >> jane: no, i wasn't but you know when i was born i popped out of my mother's womb loving animals, from earthworms birds and squirrels. when i was 10 i read tarzan. ten year old girls are very romantic and i fell passionately in love with this glorious lord of the jungle. and what did he do? he married the wrong jane.

>> jimmy: he did, yeah. do you think the fact that tarzan was in a relationship with jane made an impression on you just because you had the same name? >> bill: well, i thought she was a wimp. but, anyway, that was when i mean, i knew there was no tarzan, that's when i dreamed i wanted to grow up, go to africa live with wild animals and write books about 'em this. because girls were scientists like that in those days. everybody laughed at me but then i wanted to make a point of this. i had a very supportive mother. jane, if you really want to do something like this, you'll have to work really hard, take advantage of every opportunity, and if you don't give up, hopefully you'll find a way. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and you did all those things and more. and you had a particular relationship with one chimp in particular, david gray beard is the name you gave it, i think we have a photograph here. how old are you in this shot? >> i'm 26.

>> jimmy: 26 years old. and are you eating bugs off of david? >> jane: no, i'm just gently moving through his hair, it's very soothing and they love it. >> jimmy: is there a chimp language? do they speak a particular language. >> jane: would you like to demonstrate? >> jimmy: i would love to. >> jane: come, come, come. >> jimmy: all right. i just want to make one thing very clear. a lot of people think i am. i'm not actually a chimpanzee. >> jane: right now you are a male chimpanzee. you're dominate. >> jimmy: okay. >> jane: so i'm a female. >> jimmy: look at that little penguin over there. [laughter]. >> jane: be serious. >> jimmy: okay, i'm sorry, i'm not being serious. >> jane: be serious because you might be asked about this later. so you are he a big male chimpanzee, i'm a female so i'm nervous so i come up and give a little, which is submission.

but you like me and you pat my head and then. >> jimmy: do i say anything? i no. >> jimmy: i'm just quiet. >> jane: and probably i groom you a little bit, you can groom me, too. >> jimmy: oh, yes, there is a nit right there, delicious. all right. well, happier than human beings. >> some are some aren't. they're like people, subordinate ones aren't very happy, dominate ones can be full of themselves. >> jimmy: does studying chimps teach you more about human beings. >> it does in a way. it teaches us that we have inherited aggressive tendencies but also loving and altruistic ones and we have a brain that can help us to choose, are we going to be mean or nice. and unfortunately people don't use the brain enough in that

respect. >> jimmy: yeah. you were the first person to observe chimpanzees using tools, the sticks, right? >> jane: yes. they use all kinds of tools. they use stems to fish termites from their nest and they use long sticks to fish fishes and out of their nest and leaves to get water, all sorts of sniengs that was a big front page story when you discovered that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: can a chimp drive like a golf cart? >> they can be taught to. >> jimmy: they can. >> jane: we shouldn't have captive chimps so we don't want chimps driving golf carts. >> jimmy: we could bring golf carts out there. >> still not appropriate for a chimp. maybe for you now you're a chimp. >> jimmy: this is a terrible question, i don't know maybe this is a weird question to ask, but when a chimp dies do they have any kind of like a -- is

there a ceremony or is there anything that the chimps do? >> there's a lot of mourning and grief. so if a mother dies, the children will hang around for days and if a young one dies the mother will carry the body around. so there isn't a burial or anything, elephants do burials but chimpanzees just mourn and stop seating. it's very sad. one young one actually died when he lost his mother. >> jimmy: wow, wow. >> jane: he died of grief. >> jimmy: died after losing his mother i yeah. >> jimmy: your new series is -- moi daughter jane is going to love your new show. it's called jane, it is not about you but it is about a little girl named jane who loves animals and goes on adventures. >> jane: and she las vegas me. >> jimmy: and she loves you, yes, she studied you. >> jane: she has pictures all around her wall of me and david graybeard and me growing up with my wonderful dog rusty who taught me that animals do have

personalities and feelings which scientists told me wasn't true. there were a lot of people have dogs and cats, they know the animal's personalities minds and emotions, they feel happy or sad. >> jimmy: right, yeah. are you a metallica fan by any chance. >> no? >> jimmy: all right, just checking because they're coming on. i didn't know if you wanted to introduce them or anything. well, it's so great to have you here. i could talk to you for like three hours and we could grunt at each other and even understand. but thank you for being with us, the show is called "jane" it premiers tomorrow on apple tv plus. dr. jane goodall everybody. thank you so much. we'll be back with metallica. ♪

>> jimmy: thanks to bill hader dr. jane goodall apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first their new album 72 seasons came out moments ago, here with the song, "if tarness had a son" metallica! ♪ ♪

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can't ♪ ♪ ♪ if darkness had a son, here i am ♪ temptation is his father ♪ if darkness had a son, here i am ♪ i bathe in holy water ♪ temptation leave me be ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ return again to where it's darkest, dragging home this heathen harvest ♪ all the children manipulated, prop gated. if darkness had a son, here i am ♪ if darkness had a son, here i am, if darkness had a son, here i am ♪ i bathe in holy water ♪

♪ temptation leave me be ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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