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york, he wrote this on saturday. but the day came and went and trump remains at extra, extra large. he is still out there. we should have known he wasn't getting arrested the minute he said he was getting arrested. it's really a shame he wasn't arrested today because what better day for trump to get arrested than on rosie o'donnell's birthday. wouldn't that have been sweet? wouldn't that have been just poetic? curve where it all started, you know? the grand jury in new york is scheduled to meet, tomorrow we could see an dooiment, tomorrow trump might not have to surrender to authorities tomorrow, he might not have to surrender until sometime next week if at all t new york post is reporting trump is in high spirits. he said his team is quote very pumped about the possibility of a big public arrest. for real. they plan to film and document it with their own camera crew. they want a shot of him in cuffs and will release the mug shot. they are loving this stuff.

good, that makes two of us. finally we agree on something. i'm loving it, trump is reported to be revelling back in the news and the center of attention. what a weird man. here's a question. if trump goes to prison does the secret service go with him? like do they have to be in -- do they have to serve? it sounds like the premise for like a mark wahlberg kevin hart movie, right? jail to the chief starring -- the nypd is on high alert at the new york state supreme court building, officers this morning were ordered to suit up and prepare for deployment. a huge crowd of protesters gathered to support trump. this is the scene outside trump tower where one lady finally got to blow that horn she's been keeping in her closet for who knows how many years. and then we have this

i think he found his new secretary of the interior. this is one reason the rallies might be because a lot of the hardcore protesters resist if jail from january 6th and also there are fears from trump sisters that calls to protest could be some sort of deep state trap. i love this stuff. we could point an arrow like at a painted on tunnel, they'd all smash into it wiley coyote style. also chatter in the discussion groups about driving trucks into manhattan to jam traffic there. that's how you know characters have never been in new york. you don't jam manhattan traffic. manhattan traffic jams you, okay? and in washington, a group of nutty buddies known as republicanss in the house are now doing everything they can to

derail this case in new york. they want to force the manhattan da to testify before congress to explain why he would do such a terrible thing to our wonderful ex president. jim jordan the chair man of the house judiciary committee told credit, nn we don't think president trump broke the law at all. the guy who looked the other way while college wrestlers were groped in his locker room doesn't think he broke the law at all. good enough for me. these republicans bending over backwards for trump for paying someone to be quiet for bending over backwards for trump. even a boost from the cancun goon texas senator ted cruz who wrote if donald trump's name was donald smith the chances alvin bragg the da would bring the case are zero. that's actually true. you know why? donald smith didn't do anything. don't smith didn't pay a porn star $130,000 and then try to claim it as a legal expense.

donald trump did that, though. but as upset as his fellow republicans pretend to be no one is more perturbed right now than trump's most disappointing son. >> and, guys, correct me if i'm wrong but didn't trump already beat stormy daniels in court? in all fairness isn't she like paying his legal bills or something like that? i don't know. >> jimmy: his hands move faster than his brain. it's like if jim henson had no puppets. how you doing over there? real good, the problem is for dj tj isn't defending his father in the trump family what's most important is this. >> the other thing you should be watching is the insanity going on in the market right now so i want to make sure that i take the time to tell you about another one of our great consers gold co go to don jr. gold.com

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abuse of prosecutorial aggression. >> it's going to blow up our country it's a bunch of bs. >> people in america don't care about this. >> there's no proof trump slept with stormy. there's no baby. >>. >> jimmy: good point. there is no baby. but what if there was a baby, wouldn't that be a twist. a little donnie stormy baby to bring the country back together. here in la, teachers and employees at public schools are on the first of what's expected to be a throw-day describing. the bengie miss school today guillermo. >> no, he's going to school. >> jimmy: he is going to school. school employees are unhappy with their wages and the school district negotiating tactics in la a lot of kids in public school, your kid goes to proofed, had to stay home today. a number of parks and rec centers offereded to take them in to keep them busy and the la zoo was free today for students.

great. they always say if you can't send the kids to school, leave them with a gorilla. you know, we do this show for an international audience, united states, canada and now because of youtube we have views from all over the world but local news is still of vital importance so every now and then we hit the street to bring the news to the possibly and we've done it again in a new edition of breaking the news. ♪ here comes the news. >> the results are in over 95% of men dmoit have cheated on their spouse. my five second test to have learned the truth. four, three, two, one. >> oh, buddy, buddy. what did you do? >> news alert. >> if you die your cat will eat your face but what will your dog do to your butt? we talk to author and canine centralist dr. carl about his

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>> jimmy: hi and welcome back to the show tonight. his netflix comedy special is called a whole lifetime with jamie demetriou. jamie demetriou is with us. and then later, this is their new album, memento mori, depeche mode from the mercedes benz stage. the memento mori tour starts

thursday in sacramento if you want to see depeche mode live. tomorrow night we will be joined bimonthlyy shannon and giancarlo esposito with music from nickel creek, too so join us for that if you will. our first guest tonight a double emmy winning actress who has a podcast and a new romantic teen comedy called prom pact premiering march 30th on disney channel and the following day on disney plus. please say hello to julie ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: well that's an entrance julia. >> julie: they said the audience was down because it was raining. >> jimmy: is that right?

>> julie: yeah i can't hike the skirt up it doesn't work. >> jimmy: the truth is the audience is very up. it was persian new year last night. >> julie: and, as we all know, traditional perfect sean new york treat is cocaine. >> jimmy: is garlic. >> julie: oh. . >> jimmy: yes. no, not cocaine. garlic and apples is what they had and they're all hyped up on garlic right now. >> julie: my apologies. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> julie: i'm well, i'm well. >> jimmy: how's the family, how's phil and alex and luke and haley. >> julie: those aren't my family. >> jimmy: what? >> julie: i'm a divorced mother of three. >> jimmy: what? are you telling me that show wasn't real? >> julie: i know. it would be great if it was real. although i do still live, i live really close to noel and i see him a lot. it's fun when you go out with somebody from modern family and plus they're like is this a brady bunch situation?

because didn't mrs. brady do greg. >> jimmy: i think mrs. brady did. >> julie: that's a fact right? >> jimmy: i think it's a fact. i haven't confirmed it with her but i'm pretty sure that happened, with greg right? >> julie: guillermo. >> guillermo: what? >> julie: did mrs. brady [bleep] greg. >> guillermo: yeah, i think so. >> julie: it's a fact. he's 24 and is good looking and tall. >> jimmy: how old was he when he start. >> julie: 11 snoop he was in the cub scouts. e ins. jmy he was there to make you look not pregnant. >> julie: to make me look slim >> jimmy: and now --. >> julie: and now i'm dating him. it worked for mrs. brady. >> jimmy: i don't think it's that far off because i know you had a birthday this monthen a happy birthday. this is a gift from someone, this is a harry styles, somebody

went on zazzle and put together a beautiful blanket. >> julie: it is beautiful captures him in the beautiful stages, loose and tossle and shirtless, very shirtless. i should spend more time with this. >> jimmy: this is your guy harry styles right? >> julie: i'm going to shock you. i know i'm associated with harry styles i might pivot in 23. you know where i'm going? >> jimmy: who? >> julie: pedro. >> jimmy: pedro who? paschall. >> jimmy:. >> julie: pedro. >> jimmy: pedro from napoleon dynamite? >> julie: yes, and pedro paschall. >> jimmy: pedro paschall, yeah, yeah. >> julie: he's age appropriate. i've got a shot that he actually would call me back. this guy nothing. >> jimmy: so the mandalorian is who you're at next. >> julie: the mandalorian, he could protect me from giant mushroom headed zombies.

i'm doin' with that. and harry has let me down. >> jimmy: harry let you down. in what way has harry let you down. >> julie: i have showed up for him. i have made signs, i have gone on talk shows. i have offered my skill and ability. >> jimmy: you have. in fact we have a video this i think was from your instagram correct? >> julie: i don't know. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> julie: harry, i'm [cheers and applause] >> julie: nothing. >> jimmy: nothing from him. >> julie: if you saw a 50 year old woman in a pit, that's where i was, wearing a shirt that says regulate your cock, holding that -- >> jimmy: what? >> julie: it's a chicken on the shirt, check the tape, family friendly show. >> jimmy: maybe he doesn't want to be regulated. he's not warren gee it's styles. >> julie: warren gee guillermo

didn't get that. >> jimmy: he's not listening over there. >> julie: i think you would say -- i lit it up and that took skills. >> jimmy: he didn't see it? >> julie: i was holding it for the entirety of the show twisting it back and forth harry i'm old but i know what i'm doing, harry i'm old, like one of those things outside a tire place. i could not -- thirsty doesn't even begin to describe me. desperate. nothing. >> jimmy: is it because harry dated olivia wild that that has got you kind of thinking like oh, yeah, why not. what the heck. >> julie: duh. >> jimmy: that activated you. >> julie: he obviously can see above, he can punch above his weight. >> jimmy: he's 14 years old you know that right? >> julie: yes. >> jimmy: you know he was born in 2009, harry sdwrooils no, that's not true. >> jimmy: i just made it up. >> julie: oh, my god. my sons were born if 2009, that was scary. >> jimmy: how do you think it would go over with america if i had that sign at an olivia

rodrigo concert? olivia i'm old but i know how to work the equipment. i think poorly, right? >> julie: jimmy, it's not -- that's not the same. she just got her driver's license. everyone knows that. she just got it. she's been talking about it all week. at least harry's legal. >> jimmy: speaking of driver's license, how are your teen-age boys reacting to your harry styles obsession i think is a fair word to use here. >> julie: well, my oldest oliver utilized it -- he weaponized it. he's like hey mom do you want to go to this harry styles concert with me, and pay for it. and i was like you don't like harry styles. because he doesn't he only likes really offensive rap. >> jimmy: great. >> julie: coming from the shower, too. it's terrifying. and i said, so you want me to pay for you to go. he goes, there's a bunch of girls. so we had to get a car and we got five girls, because he said

this is a target rich environment and there won't be a lot of straight dudes there. >> jimmy: i see. oh target rich environment. oh, this kid's playing on a different level. >> julie: i know, i asked him last night i was like how are you coming home with all this crap you keep buying? he said, oh, i charge my friends to get cash like an atm. he's literally -- >> jimmy: he's a genius it sounds like. >> julie: well, something lick that. but i'm worried that it's not legal. is that legal can you charge people if you get them cash? that's what a bank does. >> jimmy: i guess so, he's giving them the cash he's like an atm. >> julie: he is but he's not federally regulated so the whole thing could go down. >> jimmy: not federally approved. >> julie: right. >> jimmy: he's like an atm when it's not your bank and you have to pay another three.50 >> julie: right although i think

he charges five. >> jimmy: oh. but it worked you took him to the concert and he's doing all this stuff. >> julie: i took him to the concert he didn't wear a shirt. >> jimmy: what? >> julie: he did wear a big jacket he wasn't ready to commit. >> jimmy: he had no shirt. >> julie: he had no shirt just a jacket. he let the girls dress him. when you're in a target rich environment you're like ladies. and so they dressed him and surrounded him and loved on him. but when he went to the bathroom i found out he's not getting any. >> jimmy: you asked the girls. >> julie: i did. >> jimmy: do you think they would tell you you're the mom. >> julie: i'm claire dunphy you have to squeeze that when you need to. >> jimmy: so you squeezed and found out. were you happy about that? >> julie: it was a mixed bag. he came back from the bathroom, and they love him but i don't think it's going to happen. but now maybe because of this a little sympathy booty. >> jimmy: i don't think this is going to --. >> julie: no? >> jimmy: i don't think this is

going to help him. >> julie: you don't think mom pimping for him will work. >> jimmy: no i think he needs another strategy. and instead of a target rich environment you have to take him to target to get a shirt. >> julie: true he definitely needs a shirt. >> jimmy: when we come back, wow you're really into the teens you know what's going on. >> julie: i do. >> jimmy: the new movie is called prom pact, julie bowen is with us. we'll be right back. portions of "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by the machine, exclusively in theaters may 26th. get your tickets now. n't me. narrator: said hillary, who's only taken 347 steps today. hillary: i cycled here. narrator: speaking of cycles, mary's period is due to start in three days. mary: how do they know so much about us? narrator: your all sharing health data without realizing it. that's how i know about kevin's rash. who's next? wait... what's that in your hand? no, no, stop! oh you're no fun. [lock clicks shut] lactaid is 100% real milk,

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>> jimmy: that is elizabeth lee and blake draper. >> julie: blake draper we found him. >> jimmy: how did you find blake. >> julie: it was so excited because we had to -- going ep on this, which means executive producer. >> jimmy: you pull up in a limousine, you get out and you're smoking a cigar maybe you burn somebody with it, fire a grip get back in the limo and go home, right? >> julie: yeah. i think the fun of being an ep is going with days of grab ass is gone. it's over. so you have to sit very respectfully and drink your

coffee and oddly they ignore you because you're not an actor. so that's new. >> jimmy: who ignores you? >> julie: the kids in the movie didn't ignore me but you do get used to people running around going five minutes, can i get you anything? do you want anything warm, how about a little pack for your back so you're nice and toasty while you're outside shooting. and they're like nope, we have the video village over there and i was like, oh, producers get a raw deal. >> jimmy: sympathy empathizing with these producers and what they go through. >> julie: whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: either that or you learned never to do this again. >> julie: no, i actually really loved it and the greatest part was finding somebody like blake. >> jimmy: blake a big star. >> julie: first of all, i can't say it but he's a p dropper. >> jimmy: a what? >> julie: you know, she got it. he's hot. >> jimmy: okay. all right. yeah. >> julie: he's very -- he's hot, he's australian, he never played basketball we were so excited when we found him, watched

hundreds and hundreds -- >> jimmy: why were you excited you never played basketball. >> julie: because that means i can come on your show and talk about how he learned to play basketball. >> jimmy: he learned to play basketball okay. ts kid from the middle of australia from a very small town it's amazing. >> jimmy: everyone frp australia is attractive it's an odd thing. >> julie: that or a marketing campaign only let the hot ones out. >> jimmy: the only ones we're allowed to see. >> julie: yeah. but everyone knows peyton elizabeth lee, wildly talented from doogie howser he-doogie howser, doogie. and my la manheim everything he's ever played dead in like zombies on disney channel. >> jimmy: these are big stars among the young people. >> julie: yeah, everybody loves them. >> jimmy: what does prom pact mean. >> julie: what do you mean what

do you mean. >> jimmy: what does it refer to? . >> julie: an agreement between the two leads, the friends, they will make an agreement a compact if you will they will go to the prom just as friends and support one another. >> jimmy: did you go to the prom. >> julie: i did not. >> jimmy: you did not. >> julie: i went to a really small boarding school and we didn't have a prom because people would get left out. >> jimmy: how big was the school. >> julie: 300, 325. >> jimmy: no prom 325. that's not that small. >> julie: back in the day, this was the a '80s, we all love the '80s, depeche mode tonight for god's sake, that's insane. you had to have a date to a prom and what were you supposed to do if you didn't have a date sit in your dorm room out on the quad. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what i did. i remember like taking stock of my life, and i remember i'm watching the fall guy and lee majors was on it. >> julie: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and i looked down at my parents and i thought, yeah, i should probably be at the

prom. >> julie: and that was it. >> jimmy: that was that. >> julie: you didn't go. >> jimmy: i had no excuse, i went to a very large school, there were plenty of people to go with. >> julie: i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: you know, maybe you should produce a movie, it could be a sad movie. >> julie: about adults who never went to prom. >> jimmy: about me specifically, yeah, yeah. >> julie: i would love asking -- >> jimmy: the boy who didn't go to prom. >> julie: that's a great idea about old people that didn't go to prom. i'm old. >> jimmy: also home coming, didn't go to that either. >> julie: well what is home coming? >> jimmy: it's a dance i didn't go to. >> julie: we didn't have that either. >> jimmy: we had girls reverse dance also where girls asked the boys. >> julie: katie hoskins day and no one asked you. >> jimmy: no. >> julie: you stand there and no one picked you. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't a picking situation wasn't quite that humiliating. it wasn't dodge ball it was a dance. [laughter]. >> julie: i think you're on to something.

i think there's a whole series of movies here about adults that didn't get to do it and now they're adults. >> jimmy: maybe not that part but the part where people look back and say that poor guy now i understand why he's strange. >> julie: you're like oliver trying to get sympathy booty. >> jimmy: you think so? i think i might be like oliver except for i would never have been able to convince six girls to go with me and my mom to like lionel richie, right? it wouldn't have been harry styles it would have been like andy gibb or something like that. >> julie: andy gibb. what was your first concert. >> jimmy: sammie davis jr. >> julie: you're so cool. >> jimmy: i grew up in las vegas. >> that's what happens. how about you? >> julie: sean cassidy. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool, sean cassidy. >> julie: although in a beautiful moment of it all coming back again, sean cassidy ripped his pants at that concert, and so did harry styles

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back, music from depeche mode is on way. our next guest is a very funny man you may remember in the guy no worn remembers in "the afterparty". a new comedy special on netflix called a whole lifetime with jamie demetriou. please welcome jamie demetriou! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i think i pronounced your name correctly. did i? >> julie: i forgoat myself. demetriou, demetriou like the famous singing song ooo.

>> jimmy: is that what you're named after? >> julie: no, sort of an annoying story my name. my dad wanted to call me dimitri demetriou to which my mom was like no, i want to have him an enjoyable life not when he has this name of this sort of met trainian riddle. he wanted to call me vat and eventually he gave up and they were in car one day and he said okay, how about jamie demetriou and my mom was kind of a nowed that he got a name she liked and she said yeah, that will be called. and my dad looked at the camera and said little does she know jamie in greek is dimitri. jimmy is also dimitri. >> jimmy: what about guillermo is that also dimitri? >> julie: sure why not. >> jimmy: that's dimitri.

your sister is what we do in the shadows. >> julie: she's an umpire yeah. >> jimmy: she's super great and funny. you must have a super funny like your dad bam boozeled your mother. >> julie: they're funny, not always intentionally. when i was a kid whenever i would be walking down the street, sometimes you see something insane happening in the street and you walk towards it. more often than not when i arrived at the thing it would be like, oh, hi dad. if i saw someone using a tree as a walking stick. actually one time i saw a driverless car driving down the street and as it got close to me i looked through the window and saw my dad. i sort of chased the car and when i found him at my house, i was like what happened? >> i bought the car the seat wasn't nice. >> jimmy: the seat wasn't nice. >> julie: yeah. >> jimmy: was he trying to be funny. >> julie: just reclined and couldn't figure out how to get

it back up. he didn't mindment i think not minding helps you be funny. >> jimmy: is your dad still with us. >> julie: he is, very much about. i saw him at christmas, i see him every christmas. we are, as a family kind of very different in lots of ways and that has manifested massively around christmas where we're trying to choose a movie or things like that. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> julie: i last -- two years ago, has anybody seen the rescue? a documentary about saving a thai football team. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> julie: that's great. around christmas time we try to choose a movie everyone will like, my mom likes a high risk of death and my mom likes the ending someone finding out that what they needed was in their heart all along. i was like, oh, my gosh, it's got both those things, let's check it out. it was within about five minutes i realized there's a lot of sub

titles and foreign language in it. i was like my dad doesn't read english so well and he's sort of short of hearing, i'm like i'm going to be like the great son of christmas and i'm going to scream the sub titles at him so he can follow it. sofas i can there like, so, by the time they found the boys, they had morale but morale doesn't help you breathe, what helps you breathe is oxygen tanks and we were missing one. he was like great, thank you very much. going through and i'm like, once we found them in the cave they were really really happy to see us. and he goes do you mind if i watch the film and you stop telling me about your life. >>. >> jimmy: about your life. >> julie: he thought i was telling him what i had been up to lately. there was like a vein popping out of my head. lives like if what i've been up to recently is saving a group of thai boys from a cave aren't you happy or impressed? >> jimmy: seems like dad would

give you a pat on the back for something like that. >> julie: yeah. >> jimmy: what is that accent you're doing is that greek. >> julie: yes, greek and my mom's french, hence the dimitri. >> jimmy: a lot of dimitris. >> julie: we're around. >> jimmy: this special you made is very funny i watched it last night. >> julie: thank you. >> jimmy: i saw you on a show i forget the title you'll remember it i'm sure that's about you renting apartments to people and this never happens really but i was watching the show, what's the name of that show. >> julie: it's called stat flats very difficult to say. >> jimmy: we don't call apartments flats but it makes sense. it's like i wrote in the night to our talent bookers as i call them, i said this guy is very funny please ask him if he'll do the show this was like three years ago and now here you are. i don't know if they told you that. >> julie: no about you that makes me feel incredible and like an amazing person.

>> jimmy: tell your father i said that vu. we'll put tonight the sub titles. >> julie: sure, amazing person under my name. >> jimmy: this netflix special you take us through from the womb throughout life, yes. >> jimmy: that's the idea. it's kind of a sketch show but it follows from birth to death. i start in the womb. >> julie: this is you in the womb at the beginning. >> jimmy: yes. that's from my ultrasound. >> jimmy: you're not a baby in the womb. >> julie: how did you get that i haven't even seen that. >> jimmy: a telescope pointeded into your mother. what is happening here when you shot this? >> julie: sure that is me. so as you can maybe see from my neck line that isn't kind of my natural hair quantity. >> jimmy: you are a hairy man. >> julie: yeah. we had about four minutes to shoot this scene and about half an hour left in the day to do it so i was sort of like -- it was like a military operationally to basically sort of strip me of my

bodily culture. >> jimmy: oh, they shaved you right before the shoot? >> julie: basically. we were supposed to shoot the next day and then we had like, as happens, we had a half an hour at the end of the day and they were like get him on a metal table and remove every strand. bless emma kroft, makeup designer who had the task of assembling the team giving them all raisers to destroy me. >> jimmy: why a moatal table to make it as uncomfortable as they can for you. >> julie: i think it makes it better, yeah, yeah. it sort of helps me get into the zone of a baby. >> jimmy: did they do this with a razor or the big strips? >> julie: i would say seven razors and i was left to finish everything off on my own. but then i was ushered quickly to a big bowl, like a big red bowl full of ky jelly. >> jimmy: is isn't it. >> julie: yes which i had to be ushered into. and i was told, for some reason, i don't know why, but i was told it was safer to have my modesty

thong cut out of my bum with scissors while i was in the bowl. pretty good shot. >> jimmy: i see. >> julie: i'm happy with it. >> jimmy: you were told it was safer. >> julie: yeah, safer and quicker is what i heard. someone wanted to feel what the mountain in my bum felt like. >> jimmy: you really made a sacrifice for your art. it worked out, it's very funny, a whole lifetime with jamie demetriou, it's on netflix now. the man gave his body hair for this special. so thanks for being with us, jamie. we'll be right back with depeche mode. ♪

>> jimmy: thanks for julie bowen, jamie demetriou, apologies to matt damon we ran out of time for him, "nightline" is next but first their album memento mori comes out friday here with their song ghosts again, depeche mode. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ wasted feelings ♪ broken meanings ♪ time is fleeting ♪ see what it brings ♪ hellos, good-byes, a thousand mid nights ♪ lost in sleepless ♪ ♪ heaven's dreaming ♪ thoughtless thoughts, my friends ♪ we know we'll be ghosts again

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ sunday's shining ♪ silver linings ♪ waitless hours ♪ all my flowers ♪ ♪ a place to hide the tears that you cried ♪ ♪ everybody says good-bye ♪ ♪ faith is sleeping ♪

lovers in the end ♪ whisper we'll be ghosts again ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ heaven's dreaming ♪ thoughtless thoughts, my friends ♪ we know we'll be ghosts again ♪ ♪ faith is sleeping ♪ lovers in the end ♪ whisper we'll be ghosts again ♪ ♪

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