ama: thank you so much for watching. dan: we appreciate your time. on jimmy kimmel, magic johnson. ama: have a great night everyone. ♪ >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live". tonight, earvin "magic" johnson, fortune feimster, and music from wet leg. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: very nice of you, i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show,

thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us. it's a holiday today, you know. today is -- i think it's probably the most controversial federal holiday of all of them, columbus day. here's how you know columbus day isn't so hot anymore. there's no google doodle for it. there's nothing. they usually have a doodle for the holiday. they had a doodle to celebrate fairy bread day. today there were doodle-less. not only columbus day, it's also indigenous people's day which is what it should be probably. but we have to pick one or the other. right? isn't it like saying it's arbor day and chain saw day. it can't be both. i don't know why columbus even has a day anymore. i understand why italian-americans get upset when you say this because in school we were told columbus discovered america truth is he never came close to north america, and leif erickson set foot in canada hundreds of years before

columbus was born and columbus was a cruel and self-serving person he wasn't even italian, there was no italy. it wasn't even formed yet. why do we defend him. he had one job, to get to india. he missed it by 9,000 miles. rather than admit he was wrong and not in india he started calling everyone indians. so ignorant, if he were alive today he could probably run the republican party. if you're being honest with yourself, christopher columbus is basically what would have happened if donald trump had been born in the 1400s and his dad gave him a boat, okay? so i say if you want to celebrate a great man of italian descent today, make it this guy, tommy lasorda. he sailed the dodger blue and made that san diego chicken into chicken parmesan. we can do better than columbus, and of course our former president on the wrong side of

everything disagrees and weighed in this morning on his social media platform, he wrote bringing back columbus day. last time i saw him get this worked up is when he posted bring back the mick rib. here's an idea you bring back columbus day and you bring back the classified documents you stole, okay? there are some new developments in this story. the special master has ordered the justice department to return any documents that he seized from mar-a-lago that are not privileged or government property, that includes the box marked eric with the air holes punched in it. he believes the justice department believes trump may still be hiding classified documents which this is incredible according to the newo archives was trying to retrieve the boxes, they asked him for them first, he floateded the idea of trading the classified documents for documents related to the campaign's ties with

russia. not only was he aware he had documents he shouldn't have had, he wanteded to use them as a bargaining trip to get more documents. what a deal maker. this is like if you walk out of the louvre with a bunch of pa cas os and you're like, tell you what, i'll give them back for a van gogh, right? it's not how it works. and it's not how it works and he knows that. he knows he's in trouble. so once again he's out on the road trying to drum up support from the dummies who still haven't had enough, the build a wall palooza tour made a stop in mesa arizona. trump spoke for almost two hours no intermission. his new thing is he's trying to say other presidents, like bush, obama, did similar things with their documents and no one did anything about it. >> bill clinton took millions of documents from the white house to a former car dealership in arkansas, kept classified recordings in his sock. they say he left the white house with recordings in his sock and they found them in his sock drawer.

and they didn't find them, he found them i guess. i don't know. somebody found them but they were in the sock drawer. jimmy carter sent the nuclear codes to his dry cleaner. you know that, right? >> magic: he's like spam come to life. he's like some idiot tells him something and he runs with it. he just keeps repeating it and none of that would excuse intentionally stealing and leaving classified documents laying around your golf course. but it's all planned. the whole thing is him priming the pump to get people to riot when he inevitably goes to prison. which i -- hold on a second. i'll save it for tonight. so, anyway, maroon 45 also made a stop in nevada where he appeared alongside adam laxalt another clown capitalizing on his family's name, running for senate and has been drinking gallons of orange cool aid along the way. >> let me ask you something, do

we miss the trump economy right now? [cheers and applause] >> do we miss trump gas? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: well, melania doesn't, i'll tell you that. when his pants aren't full of paul action assault's face he has been working new material including this puzzling assertion. >> two years ago, think of its, two years ago everything was so good in our country, and now -- >> jimmy: and now? by the way, remember when we had to ration toilet paper and the parking lots were make shift morgues? that was two years ago. okay? those were the days. even funnier you know what specifically happened two years ago this week? >> president trump, a short time ago, flown to walter reed hospital after both he and the first lady tested positive for the coronavirus. >> jimmy: two years ago he was being medevaced to the hospital like a we seeing manatee, like operationally dumb bow drop, and

he's longing for those days. two years ago sarah palin, remember her? was on the masked singer, now she's running -- she lost a special election to fill a vacant seat in the house up in alaska but she's running for the same seat in the next election even though this election which she lost in the primary hasn't happened yet. this is a woman again who quit her job as governor 18 months before the term was finished to go make money. that didn't really work out. so she's back running again. and her popularity in the state of alaska has never been stronger. she headlined a get out the vote rally in anchorage where the opener was a james brown impersonator and as you see here the crowd was pretty fired up.

and he was never seen again. that was it. the last james brown impersonator in alaska is gone. but the sarah palin story is down right tame compared to what's happening in georgia. herschel walker, you know about this, the senate campaign has now been legally recategorized as an episode of the maury povich show. every day it gets worse, first we found out he paid for an abortion, again he's a pro life guy and sent the mother a get well girl. then after hearing he knew the woman, we found out he had a child with that woman and now the woman claims he wanted to abort that child, too. tomorrow we're going to learn he used to perform a,erings in the cowboys locker room after the game. herschel admits he may have sent the woman some money or a card but said it wasn't for the purpose of getting an abortion. right, he probably sent a card for a very aggressive pedicure or some medical procedure like that. i feel like we need to know more about this because when the

daily beast broke this story last monday, herschel pushed back in a strongly-worded statement saying i plan to sue the daily beast for this defamatory lie, it will be filed tomorrow morning. that was a week ago. what happened to the lawsuit, herschel? did you abort that, situate mean, if they defamed you, go get 'em. meanwhile a very busy weekend for our future president. kanye west is he got locked out of her twitter account saying i'm a bit sleepy tonight but when i wake up i'm going defcon 3 on jewish people. the all caps was a nice touch. he should change his name from ye to boo. even medical gibson is like reel it in. he also said his friend diddy, who's trying to talk sense into

him is being controlled by jews. so i guess my kanye themed bar mitzvah is off. this came off the heels of a sit down with fellow white supremacist tucker carlson who went on to try to make his guests appear mentally very healthy. >> i keep saying this joke. if people say trump was the first black president. >> jimmy: okay. no one says that. >> first latino president, because all the values, the conservative values just line up. come on, trump's the [bleep]. he has his own buildings. what are you talking about. he's like ralph lauren. he made ivanka. >> you like ivanka. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all of a sudden they both got super horny at the same time. but if ye does like ivanka he apparently does not feel similarly about her husband jared and his brother josh. >> sitting with jared and sitting with josh and finding

out other pieces of information, i was like, wow, these guys might have really been holding trump back. they love to just, look at me, or look at trump, like, we're so crazy and they're the business men. you know where he made these peace treaties? i just think it was to make money. i don't know. is that too heavy handed to put on this platform? >> no, that's your opinion. we're not in the censorship business. >> jimmy: yeah, no, we're in the fear and dictatorship business. all right. enough politics. very important announcement to make. if there are people asleep in your house, wake them up. they're going to be glad. they'll thank you for doing it. last december at sofi stadium here in la the world celebrated the first college football bowl game ever named after a human being, the jimmy kimmel la bowl. a major success, some estimates say there were more than a thousand fans at this game. and so, based on that, we are

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♪ >> jimmy: tonight she has a new netflix standup comedy special called good fortune, fortune feimster is with us. and then later a very talented group of musicians from the aisle of wight this is their widely a claimed set titled album wet leg from the mercedes benz stage. we have quite a week george clooney julia roberts jamie lee curtis jessica chastain marlene morris with music from omar apollo midland and john pardi.

so police join us. our first guest won five nba titles with the lakers then bought the dodgers, and they won the world series. now he enters the world of digital collectables with nba top shot. please welcome the one and only earvin "magic" johnson! ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> magic: i'm good, how are you. >> jimmy: good i noticed you made a bee-line. you had paula abdul, we have guillermo. >> magic: that's right. my show time lakers. >> jimmy: that's right. >> magic: you did good. >> guillermo: thank you magic. >> jimmy: everybody talks about the lakers with you but i think sometimes maybe people forget you own the dodgers. >> magic: yes. and we're in the playoffs starting tomorrow. >> jimmy: best team in baseball,

won 111 games. how many of those 111 games did you watch personally. >> magic: personally? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> magic: a lot of them. >> jimmy: a lot of them? more than 11? >> magic: yes. >> jimmy: more than 11, okay. >> magic: you know, it's a long season. but one thing that's great about the dodgers, not only are we -- we've owned them for 10 years now. we've been number one in attendance for 10 straight years. and what's great, we travel well. our fans go to the opponent's ball parks. >> jimmy: typically you see the opposite. like you go to the rams game and the cowboys fans are there. >> magic: yeah, like yesterday i was at that game. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> magic: and, boy, we stunk up the stadium, too. >> jimmy: do you want an nfl team, too? >> magic: that'd be next. >> jimmy: that would be next. >> magic: yes. >> jimmy: when the dodgers are about to tyou know, high expectations, obviously they're

favored to win the world series, do you go in and talk to the guys? do you stop by, like snap 'em in the ass with a towel or anything like that? is there any kind of pre playoff interaction. >> magic: no, jimmy i leave them alone. >> jimmy: you leave them alone. >> magic: you know, when you play sports you know those guys have their rituals that they go through. so, you know, some like it quiet. some have their music on. so i don't bother them. i let them get ready for the game. like tomorrow, they're going to get ready, they're going to focus, do what they have to do. and i stay on the sideline. now, i go crazy. i sweat like i'm actually playing in the game. >> jimmy: really? >> magic: yes. you know, my whole shirt is just all wet, man, because i'm so excited, not only for dodger fans but for baseball, too, because the dodgers are amazing and we've done a lot for major league baseball as well. >> jimmy: when you were a player with the lakers, the owner of

your team dr. jerry bus you loved him and he loved you. you would take trips like to vegas together. >> magic: yes. >> jimmy: you go on the team plain? would the casino send the plane how would it work. >> magic: no back then we flew commercial. >> jimmy: you flew commercial with dr. bused. >> magic: with dr. bus. we would go to vegas and take about ten seats because he would take six girls with him. true story. and so we would all go and he would have a baccarat, i hope i'm saying that right, baccarat table and i would have a chair right behind him. so he would be feeding me chips, though. he would say here's $5,000 worth of chips, go gamble. and i'd put them in my pocket. and so the next day he would say here's five more thousand, go gamble. i had a put them in my pocket. so we would be there three days, i had me 15,000, i'd go cash

them t i have to tell you that. so i cash 'em in, right? so i thought, all those years i had tricked him. true story. jeanie buss calls me and says my dad is dying and you've got to come seeing he wants to see you. so i go see him and first thing he says, jimmy, he says magic, i knew you were going to make it well in business, all them times i gave you them chips, i knew you were cashing them in. [laughter] >> jimmy: wow. >> magic: but it was a great moment that we laughed and cried at the same time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> magic: and that's what's so wonderful about it. i've never told anybody this. i'm glad you brought this up. this is the first time publicly. >> jimmy: i would love to imagine you in those little shorts just jam packed with chips. >> magic: and they were hot

pants, too. i can't imagine trying to get in them today. >> jimmy: besides that being a telling story and a sweet story about your relationship, also sounds like a salary cap violation to me. >> magic: today it would be. but i wonder why he didn't give me one of the girls. [laughter] >> jimmy: so do you ever take like dodger players on trips like that or anything like that? >> no, no, no, no. they make too much money now. they should be taking me on trips. no. you know, i talk to mookie and the rest of the guys, anytime they want to have a conversation. >> jimmy: isn't mookie something else? did you hear what he did? it was his birthday the other day. >> magic: yes, yes. >> jimmy: he wakes up in the morning, he goes bowling and he throws a perfect game and then goes to practice later. >> magic: yes. >> jimmy: it's incredible. >> magic: he could be on the tour, the bowling tour, he's that good. >> jimmy: and will you buy the bowling tour also if he gets on it. >> magic: of course. i would invest in it, no question about it. >> jimmy: you guys had a -- did

you organize this, this reunion, the lakers reunion. >> magic: i organized the whole reunion with pat riley the coach. >> jimmy: players from the show timer a. >> magic: yep all the show timer a, so we went through the 80s, kareem, james worthy byron scott, cooper, johnson, all the guys came back. we went to hawaii for six days. >> jimmy: did you fly over there together? >> magic: some did. like 20 guys did and some were on other flights. but, jimmy, we laughed and we laughed. >> jimmy: i bet. >> magic: and we laughed. we had so much fun. >> jimmy: what did you do, besides just hanging out? >> magic: well, we had, one night we had jeffrey osbourne perform. >> jimmy: oh, that's great. >> magic: we had a we went to dinner. we just did something every sing night but afterwards we had a karaoke room and we had domino's and spades.

so we just had fun. >> jimmy: and you guys also -- we have a little video somebody shot and [laughter] >> magic: that's our karaoke night. >> jimmy: is that frankie beverly. >> magic: yeah, frankie beverly. . >> jimmy: just like the old days. wow. was there any basketball involved?. >> magic: yeah, we rented a gym and we went and made sure that we went through the plays that we used to run. >> jimmy: did you really? >> magic: pat riley set it up, he called all the plays and we walked through them. and kareem shot the sky hook. >> jimmy: did he? of course he had to. why not. >> magic: it was amazing, amazing, amazing. we were like little kids, man. >> jimmy: it sounds like it. >> magic: just to be together one more time, and the best time we had was riding the bus and telling stories. >> jimmy: really? >> magic: yes. that was outstanding. and we went to our former seats we used to sit in.

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with the great magic johnson who is here with us tonight. that reunion you had with all the old lakers, was ac green there? >> magic: ac green was there. >> jimmy: is he still a virgin?

>> magic: i don't think so anymore because remember he got married and got a divorcedd. >> jimmy: i didn't know how far he was going to take it. >> magic: i didn't talk to him about it. >> jimmy: do you want me to talk to him about it? >> magic: yes, yes. might be better coming from you. >> jimmy: i'll report back on that one. >> magic: hey, thank you. >> jimmy: you were involved in these digital collectables, nfts as they are known and this is an interesting thing because you are selling basically a great play that you were involved with. so if somebody wants to own a part of your life, your playing career, like this is basically what it looks like. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i mean, that is crazy. >> magic: yeah. >> jimmy: that would be a pretty exciting thing to --.

>> magic: well, that shot, that shot, we beat boston at the buzzer on that shot, so -- it's almost like a trading card. it's a collectible. you just collect it. >> magic: it's a video and you own it and it's yours. >> magic: really just taking it to another level with trading cards, it's the same thing but again a collectible. >> jimmy: boy, i was thinking about this today, how close you came to being drafted by the chicago bulls and how the whole -- i mean not just the lakers and your career, everything would have changed had that happened. >> magic: no question about that. can you believe that if i would have went to bulls there would have been no michael jordan in chicago. >> jimmy: yeah, he probably would have went right to the wizards or something. directly to the wizards. >> magic: that's a good one. but i'm glad i ended up here. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm glad, you're all glad you ended up here. >> magic: i mean, play with

kareem, all that. >> jimmy: when you were a young man before you -- when you were in college deciding what you were going to do, was there an nba player that you consulted wind who advised you on your career, on what --. >> magic: yes. so i called dr. j julius erving he left school early and i having going to leave school early so i wanted to know the pros and the cons of leaving school early and he thought i should leave. >> jimmy: so you get dr. j's phone number. >> magic: yes. >> jimmy: which had to be a weird thing to start with. >> magic: it was, i idolized dr. j. i wore the dr. j shoes. i'm talking to him on the phone i can't believe i got dr. j on phone. what do you think i'm trying to decide whether to leave school or not. he said let me do you one thing better. instead of talking to you on the phone i'm going to fly you to philly and you're going to stay with you.

i said what did you just say. so he said it again. i hang up the phone and i'm hollering and screaming, guess what everybody i'm going to dr. j's house. i couldn't hold it, i'm running down the street telling everybody i'm going to be staying at dr. j's house. so i get there, you know, and he's talking to me and i'm just mesmerized right? i don't care if i'm sleeping on the floor, on the couch, you know, i'll sleep anywhere. so went to sleep, woke up, went to the game. he was in a playoff game, and who would have ever thought, this is how -- a blessing it is. i end up playing him in the nba championship my first year as a rookie. >> jimmy: the next year. >> magic: yeah, six, seven months later i'm in the finals against dr. j. >> jimmy: what a life. what an incredible story. and you beat dr. j so he must have been mad. he gave you the -- >> magic: yes. now i love the man, but he was

between me and that championship. i was not going to let him beat me. and, you know, that series, i'm still the only player in nba history, as a rookie, to be named finals mvp. isn't that crazy? that's crazy. and, and the crazy thing is, we played the game, i went back to my hotel and watched the game because it wasn't live then. >> jimmy: oh, right, those games weren't live on tv. >> magic: tape delay. how many people can say that, won the game went back and watched myself on tv. >> jimmy: dr. j, you screwed up. you made a mistake. i mean there's no two ways around it. he should have told you to stay. magic johnson his digital collectables can be found at nba top city of philadelphia. thank you magic, we'll be back with fortune feimster. ♪ udly ]

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♪ >> jimmy: music from wet leg is on the way. lining magic our next guest has a name that invokes enchantment and sourcery. her brand new standup special "good fortune" premiers

october 25th on netflix please welcome fortune feimster. looks like you were in hawaii with magic johnson. >> come on i was doing that dance too. >> jimmy: did you meet magic back stage? >> fortune: no we were like two tall ships passing in the night. >> jimmy: sorry i i am a big fan of the dodger dog fans though. actually i did meet another legendary person recently. i met the rock. yeah. >> jimmy: not just another legendary person, another legendary johnson actually. >> fortune: i know. that's true. meeting all the johnsons. >> jimmy: where did you meet the rock? >> fortune: we were up at the same studio and he was coming around the corner and i weirdly got very nervous. he's a nice guy but, you know, you just kind of get tongue tied and he came around the corner

and i was like, hey. you. you still like poon and he was like what? you know, from when you were a wrestler that's what you said. you know, not that he hasn't done a thousand things since then. and we ended up getting a picture together and i was like look at us, just two action stars hanging out. [laughter]. >> jimmy: did he know -- because you kind of are an action star right? >> fortune: i mean i don't want to brag but, yeah. >> jimmy: well you should brag. >> fortune: if you didn't know this. >> jimmy: i'll brag for you. you shot a tv series with arnold schwarzenegger. >> fortune: i did, yeah. >> jimmy: and it's an action series. >> fortune: yeah, it's an action series. i wasn't kidding. the rock thought i was joking. >> jimmy: heavy relationship drama with you and arnold. >> fortune: it was.

we had a lot of chemistry. >> jimmy: is arnold schwarzenegger somebody who was for you in your life super exciting. >> fortune: for sure. i remember him from when i was in elementary school, he was the guy that was trying to get kids, you know, to do physical fitness. it did not stick with me. >> jimmy: oh, right. he had -- right. >> fortune: yeah, but he's also a legend. all these movies that he's done over years and this is his first television show it's for netflix. and i assumed when they approached me about the show that i would be like the person in the van doing like the computer stuff, like -- >> jimmy: the head set on. >> fortune: yeah like holding the slushy in my hand and being like, you're in danger. but i was a field operative. i was in the thing, doing the thing. >> jimmy: oh, you're shooting and everything. >> fortune: yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> fortune: jimmy i'm telling you, i'm an action star. >> jimmy: i guess so. [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: do you have -- do you and arnold have action scenes together. >> fortune: yeah we got do really cool stuff. we had a whole day of just explosions and we were shooting beside each other, you know, at bad guys. i'm like this is the terminator and i'm like, i'm shooting at bad guys with him. we were like army crawling across the floor together. >> jimmy: really? >> fortune: yeah. >> jimmy: he's still doing that, huh? >> fortune: he is amazing, he was doing all of it and killing it. it was really neat. >> jimmy: he loves it and then you're there like oh my god. >> fortune: yeah he loves it and i would tease him a lot. he has a great sense of humor so i was going like, it's not a tumor. >> jimmy: right, right. who did more of his old movie lines, you or him? >> fortune: i would do them to him. >> jimmy: i see. >> fortune: and he would be like, okay. all right. but then he would like go to the bathroom and he would look at me

and he would say, i'll be back. >> jimmy: right. >> fortune: there we go. >> jimmy: you've got to play the hits. >> fortune: yeah, he's a good sport. >> jimmy: is it especially great to be on a set that arnold schwarzenegger is on? because i imagine, did he have a big gym set up there. >> he worked out at his hotel and i would say to him we're going to go work out together right? and then he would be like 6:00 a.m. and i would be like, oh, i'm going to catch you on the next one. >> jimmy: i saw your netflix special. >> did you? >> jimmy: very funny. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: second netflix special, both very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was thinking about this, and "good fortune" it amazes me that wasn't the title of your first, that you had that in your pocket. >> fortune: i know hi this name fortune all along and didn't even see it. it made sense for this one because i talk about different things in my life that i'm lucky to have. i'm lucky to have met my now wife.

and i'm lucky that certain things happened the way that they did. and also there are things that i talk about that didn't go as planned, you know, those things in life like getting engaged, that you have a lot of pressure about, and you want to get it right. and it's about sort of taking those things that don't always go right and finding the good in them. what is the positive thing that came out of this a. >> jimmy: good fortune. >> fortune: yeah. it made sense. >> jimmy: it should. and you also talk about that people have kind of an idea of you and what you might be like good at or not good or whatever and it doesn't necessarily match up with reality. >> fortune: yeah. i have these broad shoulders and i look very tough, i mean, and like i said, i'm an action star. but i don't want this feminine blazer to fool you. i can be kind of a dainty lady, too. i'm not always what meets the eye. so i talk about that and how i'm different than what you might think.

i'm not the protector of my family always. my wife is the one who -- >> jimmy: she is the one. >> fortune: she's the one who has to step up and, yeah, she has taken off her high heel before because our alarm went off and she had to check the parameters. and she's like, you're not going to go in and check and i'm like, no, i'm good right here. and so she went in with her high heel like, you know, it was a weapon and i stayed in the doorway holding the key fob a little tighter than normal. and i was like, i'll press this button, i swear to god. it says panic and i'm panicked. so, yeah, we're in trouble if i'm in charge. >> jimmy: maybe you'll move next door to arnold or something and he can cover everything. >> he's going to have to. >> jimmy: how's your mother doing, last time you were here you were talking about your mom who's quite a character as i

recall. >> fortune: she is. my mom ginger, i think i'm becoming more like her than i had alike to admit because she also is a dainty lady. she has a tendency to get people do things for her and they don't even realize it. she'll be on an airplane like, oh, is that my luggage up there oh, i can't reach it, and i'll go to pick her up and there's two men carrying her luggage, she's like, this is jake and he has her jacket. she has an entourage of people doing things for her. >> jimmy: she sounds smart. did she visit you on the set with arnold. >> she did not. i did not invite her. >> jimmy: is that right? were you worried. >> i was worried because, you know, she likes an action man so i didn't know what would happen. but she thinks that she likes to travel and then i invite her to places and she just wants to get on the hop on hop off buses, you know, that go around, but she

doesn't want to hop off. she wants to hop on and just point at things and say, okay, he i saw city. like you did not. >> jimmy: great to see you and congratulations on the tv show and your netflix special called "good fortune" it appears october 25th. fortune feimster everybody. we'll be back with wet leg. ♪

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