i can understand. i've had that at rolling stones concerts. ama: watching tonight. dan: for all of us here, we appreciate your time. ama: "jimmy kimmel live". tonight will ferrell, colson baker and music from the linda lindas. with cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] everybody. thank you.

thanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us here on december 7th. today's the 81th anniversary of the attack on pearl harbor. it's pearl harbor day. many americans paid tribute today to those we lost at pearl harbor but none less eloquently than former naval officer and white house press secretary sean spicer who tweeted today is d-day. it only lives in infamy if we remember and share the story of sacrifice with the next generation #dday. unfortunately for sean today is not d-day. d-day's on june 6th nor does it live in infamy unless you're a nazi or kanye west. d-day is what sean spicer called it when he brought a report card home. so he's confused. not to be outdone congresswoman lauren boebert from colorado tweeteded this moving tribute to those who lost their lives at pear harbor.

pear harbor a day that will live in infam. but the real dummy is none other than herschel walker who will not be moving to washington. he lost bigly last night to senator raphael warnock in the georgia run off. he was able to win by staying focused on his primary message to georgia voters which is i am not herschel walker and it worked. while herschel did not call senator warnock, he did do what some notable republicans won't he made a concession speech at herschel head coaches. >> i don't want any of you to stop dreaming or believing in america. i want you to believe in membering and continue to believe in the constitution and believe in our elected officials most of all. thank you guys. and thank you. >> jimmy: you know what? i'm glad to see those guys getting along. and with the election behind him herschel says he will now focus on his true passion, having more kids than nick cannon.

herschel's already working on his next project desperately trying to learn to sing baby got back while dressed like an a corn on the masked singer. he decided to step away from the spotlight to spend more time denying allegations from his family. thank you. let me tell you something, no one and i mean no one is more grateful that herschel walker lost the race than the hard working clip researchers here at our show who not only have to watch him they have to transcribe his sentences. one in the middle of the night started running around on the freeway we were woefrmentd it marked another high profile loss for a candidate backed by donald trump. >> i am not a gay man, and i love you herschel. herschel, you're fired. >> jimmy: that was the first time it happened. an endorsement from trump is almost as worthless as a agree from trump university. his record in swing states this midterm election was 2-14. as trump would say, that's not

good. maybe instead of president, with a record like that he should run for coach of the houston texans, you know? after the loss trump wrote our country is in big trouble, what a mess. and who better to clean up that mess than the guy who got us into it in the first place. you know, we got new information on the classified document drama courtesy of the washington post. trump's legal team announced that they have completed a search of two of trump's properties. they searched his properties and did not find anymore classified documents. they did a lot of digging. all they came up with was an ex-wife. no documents at all. and while no top secret files were found at the golf club in bedminster or trump tower his team did find at least two classified documents in a storage locker he keeps in palm beach. according to a source they found the documents alongside suits, swords and wrestling belts. you know, it's a sad day when you realize your former president's storage unit and your five year old son's

christmas lift are exactly the same. this is pretty crazy. this is not a comedy bit by the way this is a real commercial that aired to tocks news today. the voice sounds like somebody got into junior's stash box but make no mistake the man peddling the coffee table book in this commercial is the former president of the united states. >> my fellow patriots this is your all time favorite president donald trump i wanted to share my newest book our journey together a beautiful coffee table book put out by the publishing team. every photo has been picked by me and every caption is my own, the book did tremendously well, we now have more in stock. get your copy today at 45books.com. i think you'll really, really love it. >> jimmy: those shoes melania wears ain't gonna buy themselves folks. while trump has been palling around with white supremacists and hosting pizzagate parties the white house hosted a round table with jewish leaders to try

to tackle this new wave of anti-semitism and i for one can think of no better way to calm down the anti semite peer situate theaters than to gather all the most powerful jewish people together at the white house. it was hosted by doug emhoff the. they were up able to solve the problem, they will try again next week with a different shaped tablement you know, when trump was in charge the only round tables he cared about were the tiny plastic ones that come in the middle of the all the pizzas he had delivered. google today released their annual year end search report and for the 15th year in a row, the number one search was porn. actually it was wordle, which is kind of the opposite of porn really. wordle wasn't even a word years ago now it's number one. google collects a lot of interesting information about us and our country. i thought this was interesting. the words people had the most trouble pronouncing this year, according to google, number one,

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well, there's only one place to find them, santa's sack. >> jimmy: oh, why it's will ferrell, everybody. how you doing? >> will: hey, jimmy, what's up? >> jimmy: nothing, you know, just doing the monologue. >> will: again? >> jimmy: yeah. >> will: good luck with that. okay, the first treasure up for sale -- >> jimmy: you know, you're the guest on the show in like eight minutes, can't this wait until then? >> will: no can do jimbo. these deals are so hot they're burning a hole in my sack. my first treasure is a promotional beach towel. oh, yes. from daddy's home ii [cheers and applause] the that richard ropert called

tolerable. you can pick up this bad boy by calling the number on your screen, all the numbers, into your phone. imagine getting out of the shower and rubbing me and mark wahlberg all over your underbody. >> jimmy: that does sound great. thank you will. >> will: look at this beauty. >> jimmy: oh. >> will: you've heard of a laptop. well, this is a lap bottom. it's just the keyboard part. i tested the keys and they work like a charm. this will cut your airport security time in half. >>. >> jimmy: that's a terrific area. i actually should finish the monologue. >> will: no one wants to hear your stupid jokes, okay! give it up dude. folks, i'm so sorry about him. fasten your seat belts because things are about to get sexy. our next item up is this zip lock bag full of little blue pills. >> jimmy: hold on a second. i'm going to have to draw the

line. you cannot sell drugs on television. >> will: but i don't need them anymore, my wife likes it floppy. >> jimmy: she does? >> will: probably. and these little picker uppers can be yours for only 89.snipe that's a lot. >> will: this fellow looks like he needs them. yeah. here you go, buddy. open wide. yeah. here you go. in fact, everyone, enjoy. that's going to keep you rigid till new year's my friend. >> jimmy: all right. well thank you will. guillermo can you help will get this stuff out of the studio. where is guillermo? >> will: our next item is a flirty new bathrobe. our spokes model, javier.

you know the old expression, the bathroom ain't flirty unless i see a little of that dirty. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i've never heard that expression before in my life. >> will: it's common. it's common. especially around the holidays. javier you are oozing sex right now. >> jimmy: that is not javier, that's guillermo. and you're obviously just selling one of your old bath robes. >> will: no i'm not. >> jimmy: he has wf embroidered on the front of it >> will: oh. well, that stands for who farted. >> jimmy: you have a who farted bath robe? >> will: not for long because some lucky dude can pick it up for just 17.99. >> jimmy: that's great. what a treat. how many more items do you have? >> will: just one more. >> jimmy: okay. >> will: you're going to be really excited to bring you this. it's your very own five year old

boy person. >> jimmy: hold on. who is this? >> will: hey, everyone calm down it's my nephew. >> jimmy: you're selling your nephew? >> will: he got nut butter on my emmy award, so he's got to go. look at him. he knows what he did. >> jimmy: do his parents know that you're selling their son. >> will: believe me they're sick of him, too. >> jimmy: all right. come on this is silly why are you selling your nephew? why are you selling any of this junk? >> will: all right. if you must know, i put all my money in crypto last month. they said fortune favored the brave. things went sideways and now the bank's going to take my house. >> jimmy: my god. this is he-especially around the holidays. you know what? i'll buy your stuff. how about that?

>> will: all of it. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll take everything, i'll take the whole deal. >> will: even him? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> will: oh, fantastic. bless you. >> jimmy: i have a son you will have a lot of fun together. >> will: his name is dawson he's allergic to manning os and he bites. >> jimmy: thank you, hi dawson. >> will: thank you, merry christmas! >> jimmy: well, we've got a fun show for you tonight. you know who machine gun kelly is? his real name's colson baker he's here. we have music from the linda lindas they're kids just like you. and we'll be right back with will ferrell, so stick around everybody. ♪ [cheers and applause] (water splashing) hey, dad... hum... what's the ocean like? ♪

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debut here on our show. they're back to put some punk into your holiday rock, the linda lindas from the merchandise benz stage. tomorrow night our guests are jean smart, wes bentley, music from charlie crockett so join us for that. nobody, no one in this country says christmas like our first guest with the possible exception of jesus santa and mariah carrie. he helps usher in the holidays alongside ryan reynolds in the comedy spirited. you can see it on apple tv-plus. please welcome will ferrell! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> will: thank you. thank you for letting me sell some stuff on the show.

>> jimmy: totally my pleasure. >> will: that's going to put a dent. >> jimmy: i hope you don't mind me showing a little bit behind the scenes, but, will, as you came out just leaned in and whispered nothing to me. he said nothing. he made it seem as if we were sharing a moment and said no words at all. >> will: i don't think you said anything either. >> jimmy: i was waiting for you to say something and you didn't. >> will: they get a peek behind the curtain. >> jimmy: do you feel like, and i know this is probably weird because you are you, but do you feel like you've become like a -- almost like tinsel or something, part of the fabric of christmas? >> will: it's pretty amazing, yeah. i can do anything i want from thanksgiving through january 13th. people just let me into their houses. i can borrow their speedboat if i want to. >> jimmy: i feel like you could, for sure. >> will: i can shop lift.

i can just do whatever because of elf, yeah. >> jimmy: that could be a fun project actually take a camera into a store. >> will: see what i can get away with. >> jimmy: just say hi everyone i'm will ferrell i'm taking these stakes and walk out with them and see if they call the cops. >> will: let's do it. >> jimmy: next christmas we'll work that out. >> will: let's do it right now. >> jimmy: this movie elf, i have a five year old and an eight year old and they love this movie and it's going to be one of these movies that we watch every generation. >> will: and we had no idea. yeah. >> jimmy: it's on every channel, it was on al jazeera last night. >> will: i can totally hang it up. i can hang it up. >> jimmy: and then buddy the elf's costume, the costume that i presume you wore in the movie, although it has not be confirmed. did you see how much it sold for. >> will: i saw. $300,000. >> jimmy: $300,000 at an auction an anonymous bidder bought it for $300,000.

>> will: what? isn't that funny they didn't want to reveal their name. yeah. isn't that strange? they're walking around the streets of london dressed as elf. you know the costume is not complete. >> jimmy: why? >> will: because i held on to the underwear. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. oh, wow. >> will: so, so mr. foggy london town, if you choose to reveal yourself i could have these hand delivered. but, yeah, i wore these the whole, the whole 72 days of the shoot. >> jimmy: yeah. >> will: it was not a good choice. they would bunch up a lot, yeah, i'm not going to lie to you. but i went with a woman's thong. >> jimmy: do you mind if i hang on to those, you know, just for safe -- there you go. i'll keep that right over here if you don't mind. now that they've been touched by you i could probably get 40

grand out of them. >> jimmy:. >> will: be my guest. >> jimmy: thank you so you are america's most beloved christmas figure. >> will: okay, sure. yep. >> jimmy: you are the owner of a soccer -- football team, i'm sorry. i know that it's not appropriate. >> will: part of the lafc ownership group, yeah. >> jimmy: that won the --. >> will: we won the mls cup. >> jimmy: you won the mls cup. that's pretty good. yeah. how does that compare to you -- like as far as you had obviously a lot of success in show business, being part of the ownership group of winning this trophy. >> will: it's pretty phenomenal. i mean, a little embarrassing, i was weeping in front of my wife and three children saying this is the greatest day of my life. >> jimmy: is your family excited about it, too. >> will: yeah they are. we were all there. i don't know if anybody happened

to see the game, but it was overtime, went to penalty kicks our starting goalie broke his leg saving a goal to keep the game from -- at a tie. then we had our backup keeper, who used to play for the opposing team, block 3--2 out of three of their shots. >> jimmy: and he's blind right? >> will: and he's blind. he's blind, very gifted. they signal him when the ball's coming like a dolphin, little clicks and whichess >> jimmy: sonar? >> will: yeah, uses sonar. >> jimmy: wow. >> will: so it was literally unbelievable. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? how old are the boys now? >> will: 18, 15 and 12. >> jimmy: do you take them into the locker room and fire champagne in the air. >> will: we went into the locker room taking photos with the guys, drinking out of the cup bad steal beer mixed in with the

sweat of justin bea beaner bieb. he was at the game. >> jimmy: even your 12 year old. >> will: yeah we doused him. >> jimmy: your oldest son is in a band right? >> will: he's a singer song -- yeah, he has kind of a little band. yeah, he's writing his own music and has songs. he just had a show. >> jimmy: he had a show you were at the show. >> will: yeah i was at the show. >> jimmy: does he want you to come to the show. >> will: he loves when we come and he asked if i would perform during one of his last songs. >> jimmy: he asked you to perform. >> will: yeah. >> jimmy: and we have a little -- i think somebody may have posted this video of you with your son, ♪ ♪ [laughter] >> jimmy: on job yeah. >> jimmy: did you bring that with you? >> will: i bring it everywhere

just in case. i'm available for bar mitzvahs, holiday parties. >> jimmy: you have to be careful, though, because you have to maintain your christmas status, you know, you go to bar mitzvahs you never know what will happen. do you think you would ever play santa claus? would that be your next step as far as this christmas thing goes? >> will: no. >> jimmy: why? >> will: i think it's too challenging. >> jimmy: have you ever dressed as santa claus? >> will: i have. i was, back in my struggling days as an actor, i was a mall santa claus. >> jimmy: you were really? >> will: and my elf was none other than chris catan. >> jimmy: come on. >> will: yeah. we walked around, anybody from pasadena here? old town pasadena has this outdoor mall, we walked around for four straight weekends. we were hired to walk around. we weren't set up in a chair where you take pictures or a slay, we were just mobile santa and his elf and we would be like, hello j crew, ho-ho-ho,

merry christmas. how is everyone doing? and they got so sick of us by the fourth week they were like, hi, santa. but we would walk around and we'd take -- we would say hi to people and one time we were talking to these two kids, very little kids, and we looked up, and the dad was kevin costner and he was trying to keep a low profile. and they were climbing on this little sculpture that was like a little coyote wolf thing, they were kind of playing on it. and as santa i said, oh, you children sure love that little coyote and catan couldn't help himself. he said it looks like they're dancing, in fact it looks like they're dancing with wolves. and kevin costner's like, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. like, dude, what are you doing? i couldn't help it.

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>> hey, that memory in the hospital, that's what we call a kicker. it's a key moment that has to be faced in order to, you know, affect any real change. >> what are all these pictures of my executive vp doing here? >> just, you know, research. >> do you photo shop yourself into this one? >> did i? i don't think so.

>> jimmy: we're back with wham. that is his movie spirited, another holiday film musical comedy kind of based order a christmas carol. >> will: on a christmas carol, right, yeah, i play the ghost of christmas present and it's a full-on musical, we're singing and dancing and doing the whole thing. >> jimmy: you're really doing all the singing and dancing. >> will: we had to rehearse for seven weeks, and it was one of the hardest but most fun things i got to do. >> jimmy: you are helping ryan, ryan's character not ryan himself. >> will: no, i'm often helping ryan in life, yeah. >> jimmy: you're trying to save his soul, yes? >> yeah, yeah. and he's the one, you know, usually we pick someone and we show them the errors of their way and they wake up on christmas morning going i'll change and he's the first one to question everything we're doing. and i start questioning the

process, leak the way the world is, is this even making a difference. >> jimmy: do canadians even have souls snuz we don't know. >> will: exactly we don't know. other than ryan if you pointed to a canadian i wouldn't even know how to describe a canadian. i don't even know what they look like. >> jimmy: have you ever seen a ghost? have you ever experienced a ghost in any capacity? >> you know what? i have a weird -- i've never seen a ghost. i'm really afraid, i would be afraid to see a ghost yet i would kind of like to see a ghost. but i don't want to you about i kind of would like to. and i was, i was working in new orleans once living in kind of an older house, and new orleans one of the most haunted cities in america. >> jimmy: that's what they say, yeah. probably the most. >> will: top five. it's new orleans, i think savannah, georgia and burbank, right? i think burbank's number 3.

yeah way, we were shooting, someone on set was telling a ghost story how they were living also the house they were renting out and they were trying to fall asleep and all of a sudden they heard a voice clear as day that said, i'm sorry. and it freaked him out, they were like -- who is that? what? i was like chris why did you tell me that story, i have to go home alone tonight to this big house with four bedrooms that creeks and was built in the 18 20s. so i was so freaked out walking home, or walking into the house that i got into the front door and i said to [laughter]. >> jimmy: what? >> will: i meant for any potential ghost, if you're about to haunt me, not now. i can't, i can't handle it. which started to make me laugh as if the ghosts were like, oh, let's get him, let's get him.

not now. oh, come on. i guess we already -- call it off, get him tomorrow. >> jimmy: be great if the ghost had said i'm sorry. >> will: i'm sorry, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a canadian ghost right there apologizing to people: tracy morgan is in this movie with you in spirit largely. >> will: he's the voice of christmas future, yes. >> jimmy: he's the voice of christmas future but the body of christmas future is a seven foot tall man. >> will: yes. >> jimmy: who's a basketball player right? >> will: yeah, yeah. so tracy is hilarious doing the voice. >> jimmy: was trace why i there at all with you? >> will: tracy was there for half a day. in fact, there's kind of' seen towards the end of the movie where his daughter was there playing a small part. so he came, you know, chaperoned her and hung around set and told stories, talked about me in third person as i was sitting there. [laughter]

>> jimmy: to you? >> will: to me and to everyone else. and talked about how he was like -- i was, i was -- i watched cow bell, i was there. i saw it happen. and everyone was like we believe you. yeah, yeah. it was on tv. >> i know you were there. we were on the show together. [laughter]. >> we were there at the same time. i saw you watching me do that sketch. tracy's the best. >> jimmy: it is wonderful to see you, thank you for coming, merry christmas, happy holidays, all that stuff. the great will ferrell, everybody. the movie is with ryan reynolds you can see it on apple tv plus. we'll be back with colton baker. that's why my doctor and i chose kesimpta. kesimpta is different. it's the only b-cell treatment for rms i can take at home once a month.

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back. woof music from the linda lindas on the way. our next guest a multi at that timed and multi platinum artist. his new movie tourist is on now. please say hello to machine gun kelly, aka colson baker. ♪

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very good to see you. i have to tell you something, this colson baker thing, we've invested a lot of time all of us in getting to know you as machine gun kelly and now you're acting and i guess -- i don't know lady gaga. you're pulling a rock on us. lady gaga has three oscars with the words lady gaga on them. >> mine were less friendly than that. yeah. there's that. there's the nickname i had when i was bullied in the fourth agreed which you're forgetting which is coleslaw. >> jimmy: coleslaw by way as far as nickr mean nicknames go not that bad. >> colson: you would be surprised how much that tournamented my in my eight year old man. >> jimmy: i got kimles and bits

it was a dog food commercial. i didn't like that either i can understand that. but at least you got human food. congratulations, i know you won an american music award. >> thank you. >> jimmy: best favorite rock artist for the second year in a row. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and maybe best of all, maybe even better than the award itself is you got to sit next to lionel richie at the show. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and that's quite an ensemble you have. how pointy are those things? >> colson: they kept everyone i loved couldn't show me any of their love because -- >> jimmy:' good for social distancing for sure. >> colson: yeah, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: these are like the things they use to keep pigeons off the fence. >> colson: for sure. >> jimmy: you really put lionel richie in danger here, you shish kabob lionel's eye.

>> colson: yeah. i feel like none of us accounted for us having to sit down, we were like make this crazy suit. i feel like the awards show was delayed five minutes because the staff looked at the seat and then looked at the outfit and then looked at my seat and looked at my outfit and they were like i don't know figure it out. it took me all this time and then i saw lionel richie coming and i saw an empty seat next to men a i said please don't let this man come over. he came over and sat down and inspected it and touched it. we were so close i was afraid to clap for wayne brady so every time he made a joke i looked unentertained but i just didn't want to impail lionel richie. >> jimmy: remember the hello video, the blind woman was touching his face? it could have been both. yeah. >> will: it reminds me of like barney and game of thrones torture chamber.

>> jimmy: yeah with a little sonic the hedge hog thrown in for good measure. did you seek any advice from lionel or did you just say hellor. >> it was hard to get past the 2-feet iron sparks. >> jimmy: did you ask lionel if he would sing at your wedding. because that's a great idea. >> will: that's a great idea there. i think now that we have that bond. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe show. last time you were here i think you and meghan fox had just become engaged. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: you are still engamed i yeah. >> jimmy: you're still in the planning stages wedding wise. >> colson: yeah, i'm just kind of certifying my homeliness. >> jimmy: what do you mean homeliness? you're a very attractive man. >> colson: thank you. you are, too. like -- >> jimmy: oh, home body. >> colson: yeah, like a relationship is you each have to come to each other's worlds with mine she stays up to 8:00 a.m.

while i smoke cigarettes and record music all day. with her i see her struggling with dietary restrictions with restaurants or food so i thought maybe i'll just learn how to cook for her so i started taking up cooking jimmy: what do you cook for her. >> colson: she was talking about she really wanted gluten free coconut free sin man roles buns, sin mall rolls, buns, buns. >> jimmy: there's both. >> colson: i think these were rolls. >> jimmy: rolls, okay. >> colson: so i got the recipe down, i went to the store got all the ingredients and i'm making this huge commitment of cinnamon rolls and then i got to the part of the i be vehicleses where they put them on a baking sheet and we just moved into this house and i didn't get baking sheets or stapleers or other thing you don't think about. >> jimmy: you don't need stapleers for cinnamon rolls.

i just want to tell you, something has gone wrong in the recipe. >> colson: right. so i'm thinking, oh, no, i don't have baking sheets. so i'm trying to thinking who the neighbors are, because we just discovered a new neighbor because we heard music and my daughter was like who lives across the street and michael b. jordan answers in his bathing suit dripping wet in water. he's like what's up man. i'm like dude you're my neighbor that's crazy. i was like i should hit mike at b jordan up and asking for a baking sheet. >> jimmy: did you do that. >> colson: yeah i called him and he ignoredd the call and texted me and was like what's up, i'm on set. everything okay? and imal he like no, i'm trying to make meghan sin monthly roles and i don't have baking sheets do you have any? i said i'm not there but just go to my house. so i made them and they're

gluten free coke you in free and all the other whatever free. and she eats the cinnamon roll and i she goes wow this is really good. and i tried it and i'm like this is so bad. she goes i'm going to take the kids to the grocery store so by the time she gets back i'm so ashamed of my cinnamon rolls i throw them all away. and she comes back and everyone a's like yes, where are these delicious cinnamon rolls we heard about. >> jimmy: and they're in the garbage. >> colson: they're in the garbage. and even still to this day even if they start the way sin monthly i go shhh. >> jimmy: was megan upset. >> she's still upset even if you say we should talk p about the cinnamon rolls. >> jimmy: i think it's a good sign you made the cinnamon rolls. >> and my last name is baker.

>> jimmy: so it's in your blood. i know you made this movie taurus a semi biographical movie. tell us about is because i'm curious to know what you're up to here. >> it's semi give my the word. >> jimmy: semi ought biographical. i have a little trouble with it, too. >> in the sense of the life style and almost the name, the image, et cetera, but it's the last week that a musician's alive and it's this haunting tale. it's one of hope. the character i play is, on one hand, clearly traumatized from whatever his things were growing up, but then he is a good soul who wants to make the right choices, but, you know, it's hard. >> jimmy: yeah. >> colson: it's hard. >> jimmy: we'll check it out called tourist, can get it on demand, it is on demand now tourist. colson baker everybody, machine gun kelly, call him whatever you

want. thanks, good to see you. we'll be back with tvls.

>> jimmy: thanks to will ferrell and colson baker, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first with the song groovy

christmas, the linda lindas. ♪ one, two, three, four. it's the merryest christmas i have seen snoot snow water from the tree. santa's moving at the speed of light, how does he do it all in just worn night will he bring me a sweet axe this year? ♪ groovey christmas, groovy christmas ♪ groovy christmas ♪ groovy groovy christmas ♪ ♪ hot tamales every day for week. grandma's leaving lipstick on my cheeks ♪ get some boba we'll hop in the van, monica, where's my

stocking, man. someone's on the naughty list this year ♪ groovy christmas ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas ♪ groovy ♪ ♪ ♪ we'll all watch charlie brown's christmas ♪ and you're a mean one mr. grinch ♪ ♪ same play list every year, mariah brings the cheer ♪ and pumpkin spice la toews are here ♪ groovy christmas ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas ♪ ♪ groovy christmas we hope you

have a fun and super duper groovy christmas ♪ [cheers and applause]

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this is "nightline". tonight, cheating death. >> my spleen was shattered. my stomach had two holes in it and my diaphragm had two holes in it. >> the texas cheerleader shot on the way home from practice two weeks ago one of a spade of recent shootings during everyday encounters, from the icu to high school graduation, peyton washington shares her harrowing ordeal and recovery in an exclusive interview. >> it hurt to walk or stan