dan: a reminder, you can watch our newscasts live and on-demand through the abc7 bay area tv app, available on google tv, amazon fire tv and roku. ama: thank you for watching tonight. i am ama daetz. dan: and i am dan ashley. we appreciate your time. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia, carles barkley, and music from paramore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. happy valentine's night.

thank you for coming. thank you for sharing the romance. love is in the air. or maybe it's just another chinese spy balloon. i don't know. [laughter] for those who are watching at home, thank you for taking a break from what was no doubt a vigorous night of love-making. it's good to watch you do it. [laughter] valentine's day, as you know, was created by the hallmark corporation as a way to ruin your marriage. [laughter] guillermo, did you do what needed to be done? >> guillermo: yes, of course. >> jimmy: you got flowers? >> guillermo: flowers, chocolate, and wine. >> jimmy: oh, flowers, chocolate, and wine. what about a card? are you stopping at cvs on the way home? >> guillermo: i already got it. >> jimmy: cvs is like an episode of "the last of us" right now. you might have to stab a zombie to get a chocolate-covered heart. do you and your wife have plans for tonight? >> guillermo: dinner and hopefully -- a good time. [laughter] >> jimmy: i want to hear everything about it tomorrow. >> guillermo: yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: don't leave any of the details out. >> guillermo: nothing, i

promise. >> jimmy: 52% of americans are planning to celebrate tonight. the other 48% are men. [laughter] and if you thought this country was screwed up, wait until you see what our most popular searches for valentine's day are. this is a map released by google. it shows what people are searching for date-wise this week. the number one search term in the state of california is mini golf. [laughter] if i took my wife to mini golf she'd bury me under a windmill. [laughter] the number one valentine's date in utah, aquarium. do they have aquariums in utah? i guess they must. [laughter] mississippi's favorite date night is "museum." right, yeah. [laughter] "museum" must be a code word for "meth" or something. [laughter] up in montana, couples are looking for frozen yogurt. [laughter] all the yogurt in montana is frozen. the number one date search in the state of arizona is "japanese friendship garden." and in idaho, the number one most-searched is "rage room." [laughter]

that seems like a deep red flag to me. nevada may have to get a restraining order. from idaho. but come on. that list -- is elon musk running google right now too? [laughter] that's screwed up. meanwhile, in malaysia, i don't know if this has anything to do with valentine's, but love is in the air vents there. look at this. there are two or possibly three pythons mating in the crawl space of, i don't know, a house. and then the scariest thing in the world happens. i think you'd just have to move, right? [laughter] house belongs to the pythons now. speaking of snakes screwing each other, the former governor of south carolina -- [laughter] nikki halley announced she will run against her former boss, donald trump, for president in 2024. she said she believes the republican party needs to go in a new direction. i think you'd have more luck convincing a swarm of moths to go in a new direction. [laughter]

the whole "towards the light" thing isn't really working. haley is the first prominent republican to challenge trump, the first female governor of south carolina, and the first candidate to spell her name like the bass player from motley crue. [laughter] i guess this means trump has to come up with a mean nickname for her. right now he's pacing around mar-a-lago going "sicky nikki? nikki faley? oh, nikki epic fail-y?" [laughter] we learned from "the new york times" over the weekend that trump's new nickname for ron desantis is "meatball ron." [laughter] why? i have no idea. but now that nikki haley is officially running, everyone wants to know what that means for meatball. >> do you plan on following suit? >> ha ha, wouldn't you like to know. >> jimmy: he's so charismatic, you know? [laughter] trump is going to eat that meatball like a snack. [applause] surprisingly, trump did not lash

out at nikki haley. he was busy incriminating himself on truth social. he posted, "many of the so-called documents that the gestapo took in the raid of mar-a-lago" -- the fbi is the gestapo now. and by the way, if the fbi was the gestapo, he would have invited them over for dinner. [laughter] "unlike the 'no raids of biden,' these were merely inexpensive and very common folders with words such as 'presidential reading,' 'confidential,' 'classified,' or other words stamped on the front cover. there was nothing inside of the folders." basically, he's saying, "i'm not a traitor, i'm a hoarder!" [laughter] "page two: i would put them in a pile and keep them as momentous." i think he meant "mementos," but i don't know. [laughter] he may have meant maria menounos, we have no idea. [laughter] "nothing wrong with that, but sounds to me that the injustice department views these as documents, they are not!" which is more embarrassing for trump, the fact that he kept top secret documents or admitting he

collects folders? [laughter] i mean, how dull do you have to be to be a folder enthusiast? "these people are just out looking for trouble! should be checking biden's unsecured classified docs instead. how about the 1,850 boxes sent to delaware? that's the mother load!" that's not the mother load. "the mother load" would be if they found a mike and karen pence sex tape in his house. and then trump capped off the morning with this little nugget. he wrote, "truth is hot, hot, hot. enjoy!" you know, i've been reading about the adderall shortage, and after seeing these posts, i think i know where it all went. [laughter and applause] meanwhile, another classified document was found at mike pence's house over the weekend. and while some might see this presidential document drama as a risk to national security, others see it as a business

opportunity just in time for valentine's day. >> this valentine's day, give her a gift she'll cherish forever. a shredable arrangement. a gorgeous bouquet of official classified documents hand-picked from the homes of presidents and vice presidents who just happen to have them lying around. choose from -- >> what i call scent of corvette. breathe in the aroma of sweet leather seats. mingle with iranian military secrets that were sitting on the floor of my garage next to an old can of wd-40, jack. >> or perhaps by god's grace something spiritual. might i suggest mother may i? a pence family collection of space force secrets and prayers for jerusalem. handsomely displayed in an empty carton of lactaid. >> shut up, loser. the most romantic arrangement by far is from trump. grab 'em by the peonies. a fantastic bouquet of nuclear codes from melania's shoe closet

at mar-a-lago. the finest, most top secret documents lovingly crumpled by my own tiny hands and flushed down a toilet of solid gold, wow. >> breathtaking, original, and highly illegal, shredable arrangements. for secrets worth keeping. >> available at walgreens. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we have a special guest in the audience tonight. where is my aunt happy valentine's day. look at you, you're all dressed up. when was is last time you went on a date, aunt chippy? >> what century was that? [laughter] >> jimmy: aunt chippy is very single, but she's not really looking to mingle. so we decided to do some looking on her behalf. and we settled on a popular musician named yung gravy. [laughter] who famously dates older women. he has a song called "sugar

mama" that elaborates on that theme. yung gravy also happens to be single. so i thought, he's single, she's single, why not set them up? who knows, maybe i'll get a new uncle out of it. [laughter] [laughter] >> hey. >> hi, what? [laughter] >> hey, baby, how you doing? >> good, how are you? who are you? >> oh, great, i got you a little something here to, you know, start this date out. >> do i have to feed it? >> no, no, you don't have to feed it. corsage. >> oh, that's nice. >> you like that? i like that, thank you. i love it. [laughter] what's your name? >> matt. >> matt? >> call me gravy. >> gravy? >> gravy. a pleasure. gravy. >> as in -- macaroni and gravy?

>> you know, mashed potatoes and gravy. biscuits and gravy. >> oh, biscuits and gravy, okay. >> the smooth kind. yeah, baby. >> two brandy alexanders. one easy on the brandy. >> yeah, thank you. >> this is a compatibility quiz here that i brought for us. >> okay. >> you would have the most fun together doing which of the following? going to a concert, going to a sporting event, going shopping? going to a concert. >> "b." >> going to a sporting event? you like sports? >> yeah, i'm an old brooklyn dodger fan. >> you're definitely old, so that checks out. [laughter] what would be your most romantic valentine's day dinner? a, have dinner at an expensive restaurant. b, have a moonlight picnic on a deserted beach. 3, have a candlelit dinner at home. >> "c." it's the beach part with the fod that i like -- >> you ever made love on a beach? >> no. >> never?

okay. well -- you never know. i mean, that's -- doesn't have to stay that way. [laughter] >> i think i need a drink. i think i'm going to need a lot of drinks. ♪ ♪ >> i'm curious. just how young is too young for you? >> with what? [laughter] >> with love. >> i'd probably adopt you and put you through school or something. [laughter] >> have you heard kind of what i'm known for? >> no. >> big milf guy. you know what a milf is? mother i'd like to -- fornicate with. [laughter] and i was thinking i could make a little alternative version today. ailf. aunt i'd like to fornicate with. [laughter] how do you feel about that? >> i'll tell you something. >> tell me. >> we could have a very nice day, you and i, together. >> yes. >> but if you keep talking about fornication?

i'm going to have to smack the [bleep] out of you. >> all right. >> you hear me? >> what kind of smack are we talking about? >> like a fist in your face. >> in the face. >> so why don't we have just a nice -- >> okay, i'm getting there here. shall we? to present? all right. same time? >> one, two, three. >> wow. >> very nice. good thinking. >> i'm digging yours, i like it. i think it looks like a vagina. [laughter] >> you know what's bothering me? you're a good-looking kid. you really are. and then you open your mouth. [laughter] and god help us. >> we've got a model here who i think is perfect for this. could i have another plate? >> uh, he better not be naked under that robe. he just better not be naked under that robe -- >> can i have some more flesh colors for my paints? he's built perfectly. >> nothing wrong with his build.

just -- um -- >> he's inspiring. he's definitely got a hog on him. [laughter] what's your ideal hog size? >> what's a hog size? >> like a size of a johnson. a penis. [laughter] thank you. we'll paint each other and we'll move on -- >> is that what we've got to do now is paint each other? >> yeah, i think that's the plan. >> [bleep]. >> i'm really capturing your full essence here. very sensual. very suggestive. i think this is my masterpiece already. i think you've got to go first. one, two -- three. [laughter] you know, i'm -- i'm not flattered, but all right. can i show you mine? >> sure. [laughter] oh my god, how did i get here? i must have done something to you that was really terrible. the facial expression, the ass

is probably as big as it is -- >> yeah, baby. >> unbelievable. >> i do have one more thing for you. if it's not too late. >> i don't know what i did to deserve this, but that son of a bitch jimmy is going to get his ass handed to him. [laughter] i promise you that, you little bastard. >> i have a piece of jewelry for you, i think it's beautiful. >> what does it say? >> what do you think it says? >> [bleep]. >> it has been a beautiful day. you are a wonderful lady. salud. >> salud. >> can we end this date with a kiss. >> of course. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: wow there you go. you're welcome, aunt chippy. [cheers and applause] all right, we got a good show tonight. charles barkley is here. we've got music from paramore. and we'll be right back with milo ventimiglia.

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of "this is us." [laughter] now you can see him as a charming con man named charlie in "the company you keep." >> okay, now tell me something -- true. >> i'm a criminal. >> i'm cia. >> ha ha. >> ha ha! ♪ ♪ >> it was nice to meet you. >> jimmy: "the company you keep" premieres sunday on abc. please welcome milo ventimiglia! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: happy valentine's.

>> i never thought. >> jimmy: did you bring valentines for everybody in the class? you know, you're supposed to. >> i forgot. i was working all day. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, did you have that? if you bring valentines, you have to bring them for everybody in the class. >> every single person. i was happy to see that the tradition is stil alive. this week i got valentines from two of my nieces and nephew, or one of my nieces, one of my nephews. max and lillian, thanks for the gifts, appreciate you guys. >> jimmy: nice. did you get them anything? >> huh. [laughter] i think i put a little more money into the fund for them turning 18, one of those kind of things, yes. >> jimmy: that's what an uncle is for. >> you give them money, they love you forever. >> jimmy: they love getting money, don't they? >> you spoil them too. when they're in town, grandma and grandpa aren't going to buy them gifts, mom said no. the uncle? the biggest lego set, the biggest whatever you want. >> jimmy: all bets are off. that's right. what kind of a kid were you at school? did you have a girlfriend? >> i did.

i did in high school. going all the way back into elementary school. i had a girlfriend. >> jimmy: what grade did you get your first girlfriend? and do you remember who your first girlfriend was? >> my first girlfriend was in third grade. and her name was christie chakolksi. >> jimmy: that's a great first girlfriend name. >> i feel every first girlfriend should be christie. [laughter] >> jimmy: did christie chakolski, how did she become your girlfriend? >> i don't remember anything like i asked her, not formal like we'd do these days, "hey, would you live with me," or anything like that. [laughter] i think it was a little more like one day on the playground, oh, we're holding hands, i think she's my girlfriend. >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. >> i think that was about the extent of our relationship. >> jimmy: how did it end? >> it didn't? >> jimmy: oh, it didn't? >> i don't think it ever did, so technically i'm still involved with christie. [applause] >> jimmy: bad news for her husband. >> she's married. she has kids.

beautiful family, down in orange county. very happy for them. >> jimmy: what kind of kid were you? were you a jock or a greaser? i don't know. >> i know. no, i -- >> jimmy: a mod? >> i was a sweet kid. >> jimmy: you were? >> i guess being an actor, you're kind of everything. but i did sports in high school. i was student body president. >> jimmy: you would student body president? >> senior class president, yes. >> jimmy: wow. your last name is a lot to put on a sign. [laughter] that must have been a lot of work. >> no, no, it was way easier. i was running against my friend garrett kerr, who is blond hair, blue eyes. i'm dark hair, dark eyes. instead of a big speech about, i'll do this, he'll do this. we both said, "comes down to, you want someone with blond hair and blue eyes? dark hair or dark eyes?" they wanted me so i won. [laughter and applause] i don't know what i did as senior class president. thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: what were your responsibilities as senior class president? >> i have no idea. i don't remember what they were

then. i found out later on that that is a title you can never get rid of. 10 years, 20 years later, people will ask you, "are you going to organize the reunion?" >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's right. [laughter] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are supposed to, yeah. >> i didn't know. when i was 17, i didn't know. so all of a sudden here i am. 17, 27, 37. i'm getting a phone call from -- i think it was my secretary, marlene, and emily, and laurie. those are the three -- my staff when i was a senior. and they were like, "hey, we've got to organize this, this high school reunion." i'm like, "guys, i live in new york, i'm an actor, i'm not going to be home for it." "okay, well, can we just, you know, send out a thing with your blessing? "yeah, of course, no problem." i get something in the mail "milo ventimiglia and the class of '95 would like to invite you to a 10-year reunion. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i was like, no, no, no, i didn't sign up for that, because

i'm not going to be there. i wasn't there and i caught a lot of crap for it. >> jimmy: i bet. >> everybody's pissed. >> jimmy: mr. big shot. >> yeah, mr. big shot. >> jimmy: heroes can't come to the reunion. [laughter] >> no, no, you can't. 10 years after that, "milo ventimiglia and the class of '95 invite you to the 20th reunion." jack pearson's not showing up to that one either. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> america's father can't go to the reunion. no, not happening. >> jimmy: well, they should have voted for garrett, i guess. [laughter] >> the best part about it, garrett's schoolteacher. he's educating young minds. god bless him. >> jimmy: he would have probably handled the reunion. >> i think he would have, he would have handled it wonderfully. >> jimmy: go blond next time is the answer. >> maybe, maybe. >> jimmy: this new show, this is exciting. you're coming off the show, it's one of the great shows. now you come to abc which weir we're appreciative of. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: you know we own disneyland? >> i know, i heard. [laughter] the good news is disney was also producing "this is us." i stayed in the disney family,

now double disney. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> abc and disney. >> jimmy: i bet christie chatolski has 12 kids now, and oh, we could have been waltzing through disneyland. >> christie chatolski's mom, she was doing kid modeling. she said to my mother, "milo seems to have knack for this, maybe you want him to get into acting." get into anything. looking at my career, it goes all the way back to third grade and christy chatolski's mom. >> jimmy: holy [bleep]. amazing. >> i just realized that. no idea. >> jimmy: you play a con man. >> i do. >> jimmy: we saw the clip a minute ago. your love interest is a cia agent. >> she is. katherine henna kim. she's our leading lady, she's wonderful, she's wonderful. never seen her, lights up the screen. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you guys are obviously an unlikely couple.

this is based on a korean television show? >> it is. it's based on a korean format called "my fellow citizens" which i have not seen yet. >> jimmy: really? you never saw it? >> no. the concept came to me from jon chu, the film director. developed it together, worked on it. it was one of those things creatively we wanted to have our own version of the concept of someone from the intelligence community getting involved with someone from the criminal world. i still haven't seen the original. i'm waiting till we're out of production soon in the next couple of weeks and i'll sit down and watch the whole thing. >> jimmy: you're shooting on the same lot where you shot "this is us." >> yeah, yeah. paramount. >> jimmy: did you keep your parking spot? is it all the same? [laughter] is it all the same as it was? >> no, we never had designated parking spots. acting and producing, you can park anywhere on the lot. [laughter] >> jimmy: you can? even if other people's names are on the spot? >> maybe. [laughter] i haven't tested -- okay. going back to the question, what kind of kid was i? i was a good boy, i'd never park in someone else's parking spot. >> jimmy: sure, you couldn't drive, you were in the third

grade. [laughter] >> exactly, i know. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations. the big premiere is sunday night, it's called "the company you keep." milo ventimiglia, everybody. [cheers and applause] thank you, milo. happy valentine's day. be right back with charles happy valentine's day. be right back with charles barkley! ♪ ♪ ♪ jitterbug! ♪ [ giggles loudly ] ♪ jitterbug! ♪ [ giggles loudly ] ♪ jitterbug! ♪ [ giggles loudly ] ♪ jitterbug! ♪ [ giggles loudly ] [ tapping ] ♪ you put the boom-boom into my heart ♪ intuitive sit-to-start in the all-electric id.4. it's the little things, it's a vw. finally cracked this jimmy john's summer wraps case wide open. alright, what do ya got? see... ...cracks wide open. ♪ three tantalizing flavors.

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starting friday as nba all-star weekend comes to salt lake city. from "inside the nba" on tnt, please welcome hall of famer charles barkley! [cheering and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> man, thank you for the kind words. >> jimmy: listen, you know i love you, right? >> great to be back. >> jimmy: i always look forward to having you here. i mean, you've got a lot to say about a lot of things. and i love that. >> yeah, i'm having a rough time, jimmy. >> jimmy: are you? what's wrong? >> the super bowl was expensive. [laughter] >> jimmy: oh. i know you have a tradition. you go to las vegas -- even though the super bowl was in phoenix where you live, you went to vegas? >> yeah, this is our 24th straight year. i got about 14 guys.

>> jimmy: oh, are these old pals? >> these are old pals. i mean, they're at least 24. [laughter] they got to be old. had a great time. >> jimmy: yeah? >> we had a great time. until the game ended. >> jimmy: yeah? you had the eagles, you're a philly fan, i know that. >> i love the eagles, they had a great year. love jalen hurts and all the guys. shout-out to pat mahomes and travis kelce. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah. they cost you how much? how much -- patrick was here last night, how much did he cost you? >> i wanted to come back last night to beat the hell out of him. [laughter] yeah. no, you know -- i lost a good little penny. [laughter] >> jimmy: i heard you say you were going to bet $100,000 on that game. >> i got a little carried away when i was there. [laughter] >> jimmy: really? beyon the hundred? >> yeah, because i was winning. >> jimmy: oh. >> so when you're winning, you have to go for it. >> jimmy: you were at the card tables winning? >> i was at the card tables friday night and saturday night. so i was feeling pretty confident.

>> jimmy: i see. you feel that that mojo carries over into sports bets, whatever you happen to be gambling on that weekend? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. despite the fact that sometimes it doesn't? >> yeah, i look at gambling like this. it's a 50/50 proposition. you're either going to win or you're going to lose. [laughter] that's my theory. >> jimmy: that's funny. >> yeah. am i right? you're either going to win, you're going to lose, that's 50/50. >> jimmy: you're right. it's not maybe sound mathematically, but i understand what you're saying. there's that 10% that the casino gets if you lose, right? >> yeah, but i don't think like that. [laughter] i think i'm always going to win. >> jimmy: do your buddies bet like you do? or are they -- >> my friends are poor. [laughter] >> jimmy: yeah, they are. [cheers and applause] >> no, no. trust me. >> jimmy: you guys all stay in one big room? or you have individual rooms? how does it work? >> i have three guys stay with me. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> then we spread out.

>> jimmy: always the same three guys? or do you mix it up? >> always the same three guys? do you get up at noon? are you up all night? how does it work? >> we get up early and play golf. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> believe it or not. >> jimmy: you're gambling there too. >> well, that's just fun gambling, ain't real gambling. >> jimmy: got you. then do you go to a show, go see adele or something like that? [laughter] or is that the that not part of the weekend? >> first of all, i love adele. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> but you don't go to vegas -- you know what's crazy? i've been going to vegas probably 40 years, i've never been to a show. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i went one time. the eagles are my favorite band. >> jimmy: okay. >> i saw the eagles in vegas one year. but that's the only time. >> jimmy: how much did you lose on those eagles? [laughter and applause] >> no, see -- i been traveling with the eagles for close to 30 years. no, longer than that. >> jimmy: wow. >> for my 50th birthday party,

my agent got me a signed guitar. this is when glenn frey was still alive. one of my most prized possession. >> jimmy: wow. and you have a 60th birthday coming up on monday, huh? [cheers and applause] >> man. beginning the end. >> jimmy: are you going to have a party? or multiple parties? >> no, no, you know what i'm just going to have a quiet night with my grandson. >> jimmy: oh, how old's your grandson? >> 10 months. >> jimmy: 10 months. henry, right? >> little henry. the greatest thing ever happened to me. the little man, he this close to walking. and is nothing better than being with little henry. >> jimmy: will you teach him to gamble? [laughter] you just lost a whole stack of legos, kid! [laughter] >> yeah, yeah. you know -- hopefully, you know -- i got to save money. by the time he go to college, it's going to be a million dollars a year. >> jimmy: you're right, it is a million dollars. >> it's ridiculous in this great country, we charge that much for people to go to school. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's going to be up to his

mom and dad. i stay out of the parental stuff. you can't tell people how to raise their kids. >> jimmy: you show pictures of henry all the time? >> yeah, i thought white people did that way too much. [laughter] >> jimmy: it's a white thing? >> yeah. plus my black friends don't go around showing their kids. >> jimmy: they don't? >> but i been around ernie. and ernie thinks people want to see his grandkids all the time. [laughter] >> jimmy: speaking of ernie, will -- like your co-workers get you birthday presents for your 60th? will ernie and -- >> ernie and kenny will probably do something nice and thoughtful. >> jimmy: okay? >> and shaq is probably going to do what he do every christmas. give us stuff that he's endorsing. [laughter] [applause] i'm going to say to y'all -- me, ernie, and kenny, we always get something like, what can i get jimmy? something nice and thoughtful. and our gift come down to what

crap is shaq endorsing? [laughter] your man, you in this commercial, this is not a gift, that's not thoughtful. >> jimmy: you get a box, it will be a big tube of icy hot or something like that? [laughter] >> he's got a line of watches. yeah, man, you endorsed this, there's no thought here. [laughter] i know kenny and shaq -- kenny and ernie are going to be thoughtful. but that's the only thing that bothers me about shaq, he never gives you an original gift. >> jimmy: interesting. >> he's like, i'm endorsing this, here. >> jimmy: yeah, because he is a guy who will hand a waitress a car. he does that kind of a thing. >> he does. he's a really thoughtful guy. he loves making people happy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> i love working with him. but that being said, you've got to put some thought into people's gifts. [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: you're right, i hope shaq pays attention to this. >> yeah, you can't just be giving away stuff. there's no thought that goes into it. >> jimmy: what did you get shaq for his 50th birthday about a year ago? >> i can't remember.

[laughter] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i got him something. >> jimmy: you got him something. >> no, i always get the guy something. >> jimmy: you always get him -- >> only the big numbers. >> jimmy: right. >> you don't give people stuff like -- 41, 42. when you get older you do 40, 50, 60. >> jimmy: that's it. >> those other birthdays in between don't count. >> jimmy: okay, all right. it's a got tip from charles barkley. he is with us. tnt is up in salt lake city for all-star weekend in salt lake city. we'll be right back with charles. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ my name is jorge gaviria, and this is my business, masienda. we bring heirloom corn products from mexico to every kitchen. i chose my spark cash plus card from capital one because i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. with no preset spending limit, my purchasing power adapts to meet my business needs. and i reinvest my 2% cash back to help grow our business with new products, like our tabletop masa mill. my spark card helps me fulfill my mission of bringing masa to the masses.

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with charles barkley, who is headed up to salt lake city this weekend for coverage of the all-star weekend for tnt. is that a fun event for you? i would imagine it's fun, especially when you're a young player. >> i wouldn't say fun. >> jimmy: you wouldn't say fun? >> it's amazing and everything but it's a lot of work.

>> jimmy: oh, okay. >> like -- we don't normally work four days in a row. >> jimmy: got you. [laughter] >> we normally work one day in a row. [laughter] >> jimmy: as a broadcaster it's not that much fun. when you were a player, was it fun? >> it was great getting together with the guys and just having a nice, relaxing weekend. then you see all these great players walking around. it's great as a player. >> jimmy: right. >> but you know what? it's just a great celebration for the nba. i get so excited. obviously i've got a work. but just being around all the older guys. because you know, bless these young guys, how much money they make. i don't ever hate them. but i think it's really -- i'm being serious, now. [laughter] [applause] i think it's really important to see all those older guys walking around who built the nba and made it what it is today. >> jimmy: who's your guy? dr. j? >> moses malone before he passed away. >> jimmy: right, moses malone, yeah.

[applause] >> moses was the most important person in my basketball career. and then the last 30 years, 40 years, it's been bill russell. and we just lost him. >> jimmy: right, yeah. [laughter] >> hopefully this year, the great lebron james just broke kareem's all-time scoring record. i'm hoping that we take this weekend to celebrate kareem. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i like that idea. [cheers and applause] yeah, because kareem is a low-key guy. when was the first time you met kareem? >> yeah, wasn't a good time. [laughter] >> jimmy: it wasn't? >> at the all-star game, all the guys get together in a room beforehand. just before they announce to it the crowd. kareem is sitting in the corner. and i'm with bird, mchale, karl malone. "i never met kareem before." "go over and say hello to him." he's in the corner by himself, head down, got a book.

and i walk over, and i say "can i talk to you?" he looks up, "i'm reading." [laughter] i turn around, these fools are laughing at me. [laughter] they're on the floor dying, laughing. it was like -- "i'm reading." [laughter] and i was like -- i didn't know what to say. i was like, "okay." but we've been cool since then. >> jimmy: he is a great man, he really is. beyond basketball. >> he's had one of the most incredible lives ever. everybody knew about the basketball exploits. but his humanity. these essays he writes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's so thoughtful. and i always, man -- i have so much admiration. because i got lucky to be born at the right time. i couldn't imagine what somebody -- the civil rights issues these older players had to go through. >> jimmy: right. >> things like that. so i always tell them, thank you. i'm so lucky and blessed, thank

you. because of that little stupid ball, i've ad one of the most amazing lives a person can have. but i always appreciate the older guys. spencer haywood, always. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's great. being a great basketball player, i don't know if you're aware. our very own guillermo is going to be playing in the celebrity game in salt lake. >> guillermo: friday. >> what game? >> jimmy: he is going to be playing in the friday night game. >> you're good? >> guillermo: a little bit. a little bit. >> jimmy: you know what, he's better than you'd think. >> guillermo: yes. >> if i'd been on the show two weeks ago, the lakers could have used him. [laughter] you know, because the lakers stink until a week and a half ago. they made all them trades, they could have used you here. >> guillermo: yeah, you should have told me. >> jimmy: he's available. >> i'll get you lebron's number. >> guillermo: okay, cool. >> jimmy: one basketball question, kevin durant going to the phoenix suns, your former team. >> my -- where i live. >> jimmy: yeah where you live now.

>> i think it's going to be great. it's great for our city. kevin's a great player. we got devin booker, chris paul, deandre -- >> jimmy: what a team. >> i worry about our depth on the bench. we need a couple more role players. but we got a really good chance of winning it. and it would be great for our city. >> jimmy: i remember when you went -- i remember -- i was living in phoenix when you moved there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you were traded from the sixers. what was that experience like? were you happy to go to phoenix, arizona? >> it was the greatest thing ever happened to me. because now i live there. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> because you know, when you go into an nba city, especially i'm in the east. i go to phoenix for one day, maybe two at the most, then you're out. so you really don't get a chance to see the city, anything like that. when i got traded there, i was like, yeah, i'm never leaving here. i'm never -- you know, i love philadelphia, but number one, i need sunshine. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and the fans are fantastic. and i really want to see the

suns -- especially for chris paul. he deserves a championship. he deserves it. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah, he does, he's due. >> i'm never leaving arizona, yeah. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. happy birthday. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: i hope you have a great one with your grandson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, don't get him into cards or any of that kind of stuff. [laughter] >> hey, little henry just gonna sit there and smile at big pop. >> jimmy: is that what he calls you? >> that's what i want to be called, big pop. >> jimmy: can you dictate what he calls you? >> if he want all this damn money when i keel over. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: he's big pop. watch tnt, coverage of nba all-star weekend 2023, including the all-star game, sunday night at 8:00 eastern time. charles barkley. we'll be back with paramore. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i'm gonna pull over and stretch my legs. i think you were supposed to keep left there. hmm? what is this place? the other side of the rest stop.

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♪ ♪ >> steve harvey would have been incredible. are you kidding me? >> jimmy: what a night. thanks to milo ventimiglia. charles barkley, and paramore. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, you can resume your lovemaking now, good night. ♪ ♪

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