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>> a reminder -- reminder you can watch her newscast live our on demand through our connected tv app available for apple tv google tvm's on fire tv as well as roku. download the app now so you can start streaming. take you for watching. >> for all of us, we appreciate your time. it right now jimmy kimmel, a very talented -- coming up next. >> have a great night. from hollywood, it's jimmy from hollywood, it's jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason momoa, luke grimes, and music from lainey wilson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thanks. thank you very much. thank you. welcome. welcome. oh, that's very nice. thank you for coming tonight. guillermo. ah, that's very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please relax. it's too much already. and to our viewers watching at home, thank you for joining us after the cma awards. tonight is the biggest night in country music. they're saying it could take days, maybe even weeks to figure out who won tonight. votes in some of the major categories are still being tallied. could come down to a runoff between carrie underwood and morgan wallen, so we'll keep an eye on that. yesterday, of course, was a very important day in american history. it was tara reid's 47th birthday. also, it was also -- it was also election day. i feel like everyone is exhausted. this is the first election where people don't even have the energy to threaten to move to canada. we just wanna go to sleep. democrats were riding high today. even though they probably lost the house, and could still lose
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the senate. and it's like, "great news! we didn't get beaten as badly as everyone expected us to!" whatever happens, it was less of a red wave, and more of a purple, nurple. america twisted donald trump's chubby little nipples into a % many, in magaland, were expecting a big victory. at the beginning of the day, there was a lot of this on twitter. "yes! we are coming for you demon-crats. we are going to impeach that demented alleged kid f-er potato head five times, lock up hunter and dr. fauci, kick nancy to the curb and go mega maga on your asses." and then two hours later "over it. going to bed." manic episode concluded, i guess. [cheers and applause] and the truth is, we still don't really know where we stand. we're still waiting for results in a couple of key states, including arizona and nevada. we might not have the results from nevada until the weekend. which this is crazy, nevada -- this is a state where, you've got slot machines, you've got poker machines, you've got keno,
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you've got bingo, you go into a sports book, they're tallying up the odds for every game, every horse race, every jailai match in the world, all of those scores and odds somehow appear on a giant video board in real time. and it takes them five days to count a pile of cardboard. it doesn't -- people are thrown out of casinos for counting cards, now they have no one left to count 'em. [laughter] so we don't know about nevada, but what we do know, is that it looks like lauren boebert of colorado, may be out on her ass. she is -- there she is. [cheers and applause] she's like 70 votes behind, with 95% of the votes reported. i wonder what she'll do if that holds up? my guess is, either, fox news correspondent, bathroom attendant at a cracker barrel, or mannequin at a local bass pro shop. [laughter] but down in georgia. herschel walker and raphael warnock are headed to a runoff. a "runoff", is also what
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herschel does when one of his kids shows up with a dna kit. it means they do it again, i guess, again. it was a very close race. 49.2 to 48.7 percent. to win without a run off, you have to get to 50 in georgia. imagine being the staffer who had to explain that one to herschel walker. "you got 48%... which is less than 50%." "who?" but republicans are disappointed that herschel walker couldn't seal the deal -- they thought he had this thing all knocked up! but instead, but despite the fact that he didn't get more votes than his opponent, herschel remained unfazed, and unintelligible >> i'm like ricky bobby. i don't come to lose. just hang in there a little bit longer. something good, it takes a while to get better. >> jimmy: that's right, "something good. it takes a while for it to get better." so true. and it only got weirder from there.
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>> he put this kid a brand-new toy -- but he put the positive kid in horse manure. and we looked down on this naked little kid. i did want this. but he looks at the kid with the harsh million dollar shovels and shoveling over his shoulder laughing and singing and having a good time. you know, dad, as much horse manure as there is, it must be at the bottom -- there must be a pony at the bottom of it. the reason i'm telling you that right now, guys, we got a pony at the end of this right here. i can tell you this right now. [laughter] >> jimmy: that's right, there's a pony at the end of every room full of manure. you know the old saying. what is he, this is like a riddle a troll makes you solve, in order to cross the bridge. [laughter] the runoff will happen on december 6th, it could very well determine which party takes the senate. but more importantly, we get another month of herschel walker on the campaign trail. which is clearly, a gift from
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comedy god, right. i mean... at the governor-level, democrats had their best midterm since 1986. several incumbents held onto their seats, including a dynamo in wisconsin named tony ever >> i'm incredibly proud to be the 46 governor of the state of wisconsin. [cheers and applause] and i am jazzed a you that on january 3rd, 2023, i will still be the 46th governor of the state of wisconsin. [cheers and applause] holy mackerel, folks. how about that? [laughter] >> jimmy: holy mackerel, folks. he's got the wristband on. eh, the skim milk is really he is jazzed as hell >> wisconsin, as it turns out, pouring winds
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>> jimmy: and then sadly they gave him a wedgie and took his lunch money. but, congratulations to tony. one of the biggest wins for democrats was in pennsylvania, where john fetterman beat dr. oz. and you have to love the fact that the slick tv doctor lost to a guy who dresses like bill belichick on game day. [laughter] this is, this is the acceptance speech. but on the bright side, dr. oz now can go back to doing what he does best, which is analyzing the shape and color of our stool. [laughter] oprah right now is sitting at home, cackling like a game of thrones villain. "tell mehmet i want him to know it was me." [laughter] dr. oz, you know, he was expected to win, and if you saw him on "fox & friends" yesterday on the morning of the election, the excitement for his campaign, it was irresistibl >> dr. oz, good morning to you. >> good morning. this is actually our home diner. i live about 10 minutes, so it
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is great to be here. there's a lot of enthusiasm behind me. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like beatlemania! people are going crazy. i don't know, "can you hear me over the roar of the seniors eating scrambled eggs, steve?" [laughter] dr. oz lost his tv show and an election in the same year. that hasn't happened since magic johnson ran for comptroller, back in 1998. [laughter] and he may have a hard time getting back into mar-a-lago. trump is said to be "livid," after dr. oz lost, he was reportedly "screaming at everyone" when the numbers came in. he was really mad. they say the last time trump was this disappointed was when eric was born. [laughter] so, and according to maggie haberman from "the new york times," she tweeted, "trump is indeed furious this morning, particularly about mehmet oz, and is blaming everyone who advised him to back oz, including his wife, describing it as not her best decision,." right. might even be her second-worst decision, you know. [laughter] trump is so angry at melania, they're no longer sleeping in separate beds.
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they had a victory party planned at mar-a-lago and everything. it was uncomfortable. three doors down was like, "we're still getting paid, right?" but the prevailing wisdom, among democrats and republicans, is that the republicans might have done better without trump. and you know this is gonna get under his pumpkin-spiced skin. >> what i can tell you is the biggest loser tonight is donald trump. >> donald trump was the big loser. >> this man is a loser. >> is the biggest loser in american politics. >> big losers are going to be donald trump. trump is not a national winner. >> this is a resounding loss for him. not only is donald trump the loser. >> we heard him saying that donald trump is the biggest loser. do you agree? >> there's no question. >> trump was the biggest loser. i know he hates hearing that parts. biggest loser. that is from fox news digital. >> donald trump is the biggest loser. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: must-see- tv is back. i don't know.
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that's not fair. his candidates did just as well as trump airlines, trump steaks, trump university. i mean, would a loser today post something like this? "now that the election in florida is over, and everything went quite well, shouldn't it be said that in 2020, i got 1.1 million more votes in florida than ron d got this year, 5.7 million to 4.6 million? just asking?" oh man. those two are going to devour each other. it's so pathetic. trump is becoming the gop version of the guy who graduated high school two years ago but is still hanging around the football games trying to pick up girls in his toyota corolla. [laughter] i got an overdose of cable news last night. i had to, i went to be having dreams about steve kornacki trapping john king in his magic wall. [laughter] there was a lot of coverage, plenty of solid coverage yesterday, but the best of the night as far as i'm concerned, the gold standard for election results shows, came from recount chocula himself, rudy giuliani.
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[laughter] >> the republicans gets to 51, they have win pennsylvania, nevada, and wisconsin, and arizona. three of the four. three of these. it looks like we are going to win one of them, wisconsin. >> jimmy: we can't see the whiteboard, rudy! we're having -- you've gotta -- this is what happens when you let your cat run the camera. [laughter] poor rudy's living in the attic now. this is -- one of the things we learned last night is that most americans believe women should have control of their bodies, which is remarkable. [cheers and applause] voters supported abortion rights in all the states it was on the ballot. and this was interesting, five states, voted on whether or not slavery should be banned. alabama, tennessee and vermont voted to ban it, oregon is still counting votes, and louisiana voted to keep it around for a while. for real. slavery is a legal form of punishment for criminals in louisiana.
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remind me not to illegally cross the street. remind me not to go there. it's pretty nuts that this was on the ballot, like along with legalizing vape juice, but it was. and the local fox affiliate in memphis posted a tweet, i don't know, to inform or celebrate. i'm not sure but it said. you decide, slavery banned! congratulations! welcome to the 1870s, everyone. recreational cannabis was also on the ballot in a bunch of states. maryland and missouri voted to legalize pot for adults over 21 years old, whereas voters in arkansas, north dakota and south dakota said no. which is weird, you'd think with a name like "dakota," they'd be more chill, right? i mean, but legalized marijuana ,it's a long time coming in maryland, particularly since their state flag looks like it was designed by the guys from cypress hill. [laughter] now that the midterms are mostly over, the focus is naturally gonna shift to who will run in 2024. you've got biden, who said today he'll decide early next year
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what he's gonna do. trump's definitely running. desantis, possibly gavin newsom, and maybe even a wild card candidate. maybe even someone who recently has divested himself, of his business conflicts, someone whose name has been on the ballot before, and someone who just entered the world of board games to burnish his financial credentials >> from the makers of monopoly comes the opposite of that, monopol-ye. [laughter] the game where you start as a billionaire rapper shoemaker and see how much of it you can lose. >> i call the >> make it your way around the board while trying to eat as many business relationships as possible. >> are last adidas. >> announcer: tried not to went on sweet street. ongoing devcon three on jewish people. >> announcer: it is something crazy every time. >> escorted out of sketchers
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headquarters. >> announcer: and watch out for the ye say cards. >> do i have to say this? >> yes. >> ye hitler was pretty great. >> announcer: praise hitler and go straight to cancel corner. >> bagels are the devil's butthole. did he really say that? >> announcer: not yet, but he will. monopol-ye, from the makers of nahtzee >> jimmy: oh, that's fun for the whole klan. we have a great show for you tonight. luke grimes is here from "yellowstone." we have music from lainey wilson, and we'll be right back with jason momoa. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ around here, we like to keep things simple and honest. sure do. that's why at progressive,
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tonight from the hit show "yellowstone," luke grimes is with us. [cheers and applause] then later, she is the most nominated artist at the cmas tonight. her album is called "bell bottom country." lainey wilson from the mercedes eq stage.
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[cheers and applause] she rushed here from nashville for this show. tomorrow night, brian tyree henry and lizzy caplan, with music from young the giant. so join us for that, too. our first guest is the half-human, half atlantean king of the ocean -- now he's half-monster too -- in the fantasy adventure "slumberland." it premieres on netflix november 18th please welcome jason momoa. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: this is where you have the outfit for the movie. >> jason: yes, i love this character. and i take everything.
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>> jimmy: i'm not sure in 20 years, anyone has come out wearing the poker look, outfit, their costume from the movie before. >> jason: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: and with a guinness no less as well. very as well. very good to see you. the last time you were on the show was on zoom, i feel safer when you are in the building. [laughter] you actually, a lot of people are superheroes and you go, like, yeah, not really. but, you know, i could see you is saving us. [laughter] >> jason: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. i know you got a tattoo. a very subtle tattoo on your head. [cheers and applause] now, that is a serious no kidding around tattoo. >> jason: yes. >> jimmy: what is that design? what does that represent? >> jason: it represents protection for my family, for -- >> jimmy: it is a family -- >> jason: it is -- >> jimmy: pattern? >> jason: kind of. it is for the spirits.
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and i got it on the traditional way. and you get it tapped. >> jimmy: the traditional way he looks very painful. in fact, the traditional way, it looks like you got a bunch of muscular guys holding you down. [laughter] >> jason: all my beautiful family and yeah. it was a blessing. it is extremely painful. but yeah, i definitely met my ancestors. >> jimmy: how long did it take? >> jason: 2 1/2 hours, which felt like 24 hours. >> jimmy: what happens if you get a role-playing like benjamin franklin or something? can you cover it? [laughs] >> jason: i don't think bene is going to be rolling his hair day right now. >> jimmy: and do you call, like, dc and go, hey, listen, i know i'm all equipment. but -- >> jason: you know i don't ask for permission. >> jimmy: you definitely did not ask for permission. did you tell them? did anyone weigh in and go, hey, clement has got a tattoo?
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>> jason: i have not heard from them. >> jimmy: you have not heard from them. >> jason: aquaman 2. term of that is already done. you did a commercial with lebron james, right? now, how did that go? >> jason: he is awesome. >> jimmy: he is one of the few guys that make you feel a little -- >> jason: great, looking up. >> jimmy: you like that. >> jason: looking up. he is just a thoroughbred. i never met a star up close. well, 20 years. unbelievable. >> jimmy: you had never met a basketball player. >> jason: no, i have never been to games before. >> jimmy: wow. have you played basketball? >> jason: uh-huh. [laughter] yeah. [laughter] i'm better at hitting things. i'm more of -- determine what you by into a basketball and pop it, do you think? >> jason: -- >> jimmy: oh, that would be if wanting to try some time. so you did this commercial with
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lebron. >> jason: yes. it is crazy. i got a call randomly. from an agent who wanted me to do a nike commercial with lebron. i was like, great. it turns out eddie murphy can't do it. i'm like -- [laughter] i'm number two to eddie murphy. [laughter] >> jimmy: i do think of you both. >> jason: yeah, obviously. but when you can't get any murphy, you call me. [laughter] >> jimmy: do you ever imagine in your life you would be the guide they would call after eddie murphy? >> jason: no, that is the biggest compliment i have ever had in my life. >> jimmy: and he dropped out of literally every single thing, right? >> jason: i got your back, eddie. [laughter] >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this photograph because this is, i assume, it happens in hawaii. you are deep sea fishing there. [cheers and applause] none of the other guys are wearing one of these. [laughter] >> jason: that is traditional.
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i'm doing a show, on a creator and writer and director and producer and actor on this apple series called "chief of war." it is set in hawaii. that is what i wear every day and i was just getting ready for the role because i like to get into character and so i was canning my white ass. it was like, you just happen to take a little photo. >> jimmy: this is the latest in fishing gear. yeah. [laughter] the fish had to be confused when aquaman is like, oh, hey, clement and you are like, hey, why the hook? [laughter] we thought you were our friend. >> jason: we thought you were our friend, man. [applause] >> jimmy: yeah. you know what? i like to go fishing. but we never dress like this. it is never -- yeah, to something. and that is comfortable? >> jason: oh my god, yes. actually, i don't like wearing clothes anymore. i mean, every day. i wear it all the time.
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terminus so you wear this to the supermarket or something? >> jason: well, i mean -- determine what you chopped -- >> jason: i can't go to the supermarket. >> jimmy: let's say you go to the movies. would you wear this to the movies? >> jason: no, i don't want to catch something. [laughter] >> jimmy: are you wearing this, like, under your clothes right now. >> jason: of course. >> jimmy: are you really? [cheers and applause] is it made out of leather? i'm having a hard time figuring out what it is -- [cheers and applause] [laughs] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
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>> jimmy: wow! [laughs] let me tell you, i've never felt more like danny devito than i do right now. [laughter] jason momoa is here. his move is "slumberland." we will be right back. narrator: the man with the troublesome hemorrhoid enters the room. phil: excuse me? hillary: that wasn't me. narrator: said hillary, who's only taken 347 steps today. hillary: i cycled here. narrator: speaking of cycles, mary's period is due to start in three days. mary: how do they know so much about us? narrator: your all sharing health data without realizing it. that's how i know about kevin's rash. who's next? wait... what's that in your hand? no, no, stop! oh you're no fun. [lock clicks shut] (vo) crabfest is back at red lobster. when you can choose your crab, and one of three new flavors like roasted garlic butter... ...this is not your grandpa's crabfest... ...unless grandpa's got flavor. dayumm! crabfest is here for a limited time.
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something my dad made up and you are different than i imagined. >> more gorgeous, if you will? >> harrier. smell your. i mean, i know you are not real. but i always pictured, like, a normal human being. >> okay. rude >> jimmy: that is jason momoa in slumberland. netflix production. and based on a comic, a comic strip. >> jason: yeah, it is from 1905. term in 195. >> jason: it is -- i cried, i laughed. i never had the opportunity to be in a company. is my first time. term th that is right. this is your first time. wow. wow. >> jason: please watch it. i just want to do comedies. >> jimmy: i have a feeling my kids are going to love this. have you watched it with your kids yet? >> jason: they love it.
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it is way to break lola is just, like, yeah, babies absolutely love it. >> jimmy: yeah. and then, are they impressed by you being in the movie or is it just like, yeah -- >> jason: they are still kind of there. we are at 14, 15. there's hard times. but they still love me. >> jimmy: uh-huh. using that if they don't acknowledge your work -- >> jason: no, i'm not saying that. from if so, then i'm in a lot of trouble. my kids are like -- i'm like, guess who is in." troll ." they are like, yeah, whatever. >> jason: i want to do some roles. we're going to tonight. tournament. >> had you worked with a kid after before? >> jason: i have not. this my first time. i'm really excited for the role to see what this role does and she steals the show and it is wartovo puara. >> jimmy: what about that pig, that was not real, that was imaginary? >> jason: i will let people decide that for themselves.
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>> jimmy: you have been working with this charity. tell me what that is exactly. >> jason: one of my best friends, travis, it has leukemia. and i learned that just to swap your cheek, there's a company that you can swap your cheek and you can be a part of the registry. it is like the registry is so little and you could be a superhero. you can save someone's life. >> jimmy: people are nervous about doing that. people don't realize you just swap the cheek and people think it is some kind of a painful thing. to get a sample. >> jason: it literally takes dislike what we do, i do it every day for covid. swap the cheek. and you have the opportunity, that match or not. you can decide to help someone or not. it is just to be a part of the registry. >> jimmy: and they also, i think, the people think it is very painful, which is not necessarily true. >> jason: yeah. >> jimmy: and everyone who is on the registry, obviously when this happens. >> jason: i look at it this way. if we were all part of a village
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and two of you needed help, i mean, wouldn't we all help, the people out here? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah. of course. >> jason: and there's a certain age. the more that we can help. there's other ways of getting but it is -- we are still close. and -- >> jimmy: that is great. >> jason: if you can swap their cheek and help be a part of the registry, it is an amazing thing. >> jimmy: i'm glad you have your clothes on what you are talking about this. >> jason: me, too. >> jimmy: you don't want to swap the wrong cheek, you know what i'm saying? [laughter] jason momoa, everybody. [cheers and applause] "slumberland" premieres on netflix november 18th. we'll be back with luke grimes. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ more shopping? you should watch your spending honey. i'm saving with liberty mutual, mom. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.
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>> lou: it's time to play, what's your deal? >> where are you from? >> new york. >> reporter: what is your name? >> korie. >> reporter: korie, what is your deal? >> what's my deal? what you mean, what is my deal? am i selling something? what is something that i enjoy doing. >> reporter: what is your deal? >> lou: what you think, what is? ' is deal? is it a, pirates. b, all-natural deodorant? c, spiders and insects, or d, anime. let's find out. >> lou: i would say my deal is spiders and insects. i just like to see the little hairs on their bodies, having the small eyes on the face. i let them crawl on my face as well. >> lou: insects? i would have guessed anime. >> on to that, i really don't -- let's say anime probably cosplaying. >> lou: [laughs] i [bleep] knew it, cory. [cheers and applause] but here i am...
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: music from lainey wilson is on the way. you know our next guest as kayce dutton,wrangler of horses and
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humans too, alongside his tv dad, kevin costner, on the huge hit show "yellowstone." >> get back! on the other side, now! get back! ♪ ♪ >> state right there! state you are! -- stay where you are! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: season five of "yellowstone" premieres sunday on paramount network. please welcome luke grimes. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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it is great to have you here. is that you really roping? are you rubbing the guy? >> luke: that is all me, a man. all me. >> jimmy: i mentioned you do do some roping. you can robe. >> luke: yeah, i have been trying to learn. >> jimmy: but probably not safe to practice roping. >> luke: on humans. not a good idea. >> jimmy: it is one of the first world of acting. it is really good to have you here. where are you from originally? >> luke: dayton, ohio. >> jimmy: you are from dayton, ohio. and you -- and now you are looking at this you know, you have this whole cowboy thing going on, right? >> luke: yeah, i guess. >> jimmy: you were not a cowboy in dayton, though, right? >> luke: no, not at all. >> jimmy: i like to red shirts like that. my wife is like, what do you think, you are a cowboy now? [laughter] >> : you could pull it off, man. >> jimmy: not according to her. [laughter] so you are on the show, which is
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really like, it is one of the most popular shows of the decade really on television. [cheers and applause] the son of -- one of the most successful and talented actors, directors, writers and all that stuff. it is kevin costner. did you know kevin before the show. >> luke: no. i did not know him. but he was my first ever celebrity -- first time i ever came to l.a., my sister bought me a plane to get -- ticket for my 17th birthday. i always wanted to move here and act and all that stuff. become. we. we are looking forbort celebrities. and we get this match. we are driving up and sing closed gates. trying to find celebrity homes and we are walking down sunset one day and they are having a movie premiere down the street. and kevin costner gets out of the car and is the first a famous person i have ever seen and my mom short-circuited. >> jimmy: oh, really? [laughter] >> luke: it was the first time i saw the power of kevin costner. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, yeah, for sure.
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when did she do? did she embarrassed herself? >> luke: her voice had a register i do not know she had. she was yelling her name. >> jimmy: she got his attention. [laughter] and now it seems -- does kevin know this story? >> luke: i don't know if he do does. >> jimmy: oh, yes. and did she do it again? >> luke: yeah, they took a photo together and she kind of put a death grip on him. she was attached to him for like five minutes. i had to pry her off of kevin costner brad robbins have she continued that you play his television son in a way that makes him her real-life husband, i guess. [laughter] >> luke: it is really, weird man. just trying to -- >> jimmy: just trying to get into your mom's head. live in montana now. >> luke: yeah. >> jimmy: it seems like a lot of the guys that work on that show or on stage. >> luke: yeah, man. it is hard not to fall in love with that place. it is gorgeous and i worked there. so why not? >> jimmy: have you met, huey lewis yet?
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>> luke: i have. >> jimmy: i know ken and judy. >> luke: i met them at their house. >> jimmy: okay you did? yeah, q. week, it can, and judy. it is a puppet show out there. [laughter] that is good. do you fish. >> luke: i like to fish. i like to had more. but i have gotten into the flyfishing. >> jimmy: i love it. i started up there, yeah, in he would's home. what are you hunting for? >> luke: deer and elk. >> jimmy: both? >> luke: both. >> jimmy: that is the way the real hunters do it. >> luke: yeah, it is a lot harder. there are trees much, much harder. >> jimmy: like judy really knows how to handle a bow. [laughter] >> luke: right on. >> jimmy: i don't know. i did -- i just made that up. there you are on the cover of "cowboys and indians" magazine. [cheers and applause] the real magazine. this is like -- i actually went back through and look at it and a lot of cowboys on the cover. not too many indians.
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[laughter] cowboys are dominating the cover of this magazine. it is a great source for turquoise pendants, though, for real. if you are looking for one. to your friends in ohio look at this and go, look at him on "cowboys & indians" magazine. >> luke: they knew i was a cowboy. ready to go. >> jimmy: the cowboys really inside you unless you are in montana and -- did the locals, are they happy that you are up there because i know he we moved there full-time in the '80s and they still think of them as an outsider. >> luke: yeah, they have been nice to us. and i think because of the show and stuff. >> jimmy: right. >> luke: it is kind of a locals only place. >> jimmy: they don't want people moving in and taking their places and all the stuff. >> luke: yeah, exactly. we had friends coming to visit from california. they have their california plates and they go back in the test. it is kind of like that. >> jimmy: in the dust, which is not bad because of the car wash and you have no problem at all. did they feel weird about that,
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the friends? did they feel unwelcome. >> luke: i don't think they knew what it meant to did they just did not know how to take it. >> jimmy: did you experience any of that kind of outsider suspicion or whatever it is? >> luke: i have experience that my whole life. >> jimmy: do you hang out do you hang out there, like in the town? >> luke: oh, yeah. from from and where you go. >> luke: there is a bar unlike, i'm not going to say the name because then everyone would know where i live. great bar. a lot of locals. my favorite locals? he rides his horse to the bar, ties up, gets hammered until closing time and then just ubers his horse home. >> jimmy: what you mean he ubers his horse home? >> luke: he has a horse uber. >> jimmy: oh, the horse knows how to get home? >> luke: yeah. >> jimmy: wow! does the horse talk? [laughter] that is pretty crazy. >> luke: yeah, that is a real guy. from the cma awards are tonight. and really collect your name
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name, luke grimes, i mean, it is like, you are three quarters of the way to being a country star all ready. do you sing? >> luke: no, it is just my name. that is why i'm doing this. >> jimmy: okay. all right. okay you do sing. have you recorded any stuff? >> luke: yeah, yeah, i'm in the process right now. i'm doing an album. it should be out probably sometime in the beginning of next year. >> jimmy: oh, wow. does he we know about this? do you go down the block and ask for help? >> luke: he knows. >> jimmy: he knows what you are up to? >> luke: yes. >> jimmy: so life is good, huh? everyone is excited about this new season of the show. >> luke: yeah. me, too. >> jimmy: those are canadians trying to steal the horse. we have not had to canadian villains and anything for a long time. i don't know that there are even any villains in canada. >> luke: no. but that is what makes the show interesting, right? finding new angles. >> jimmy: it is a real new angle. you know, when they steal a horse, they apologize immediately. [laughter] [applause]
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and then the horse takes them write home. it is very good to have you here. season five of "yellowstone" premieres sunday at 8:00 on paramount network. luke grimes, everybody. thank you. we'll be right back with lainey wilson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> we got to get you in this, guillermo. at least in an ad. maybe you could be a part of this. >> that is fantastic. >> you can be there with a lady. we will twirl the mustache. >> at least you have power. make it happen. >> i don't know if your wife is interested in some jewelry. [laughter] >> maybe not. [laughter] >> you can visit rocky and her posse. on december 1st. look for boost for 21. okay? [laughter] all right. we will find something for you in here. all right. very good. i want to thank those oh, we are on tv? jason momoa and luke grimes.
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apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, her album is called "bell bottom country." here with the song "heart like a truck," lainey wilson! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ i never stay in one place too long ♪ ♪ a dirt road's singing me siren song ♪ ♪ i gotta find a field ♪ ♪ i need to spin my wheels ♪ ♪ i got a hankering for four wide tires ♪ ♪ and i can't help it it's the way i'm wired ♪ ♪ before you get too close ♪ ♪ boy you need to know ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ it's been drug through the mud
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♪ ♪ runs on dreams and gasoline ♪ ♪ and that ole highway holds the key ♪ ♪ it's got a lead foot down when it's leaving ♪ ♪ lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating ♪ ♪ a little bit of love is all that it's needing ♪ ♪ but it's good as it is tough ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ there ain't no breaking when i throw it in drive ♪ ♪ don't always keep it in between the lines ♪ ♪ if you're ready for a ride pedal down state of mind ♪ ♪ boy i tell what ♪ ♪ you better buckle up ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ it's been drug through the mud ♪ ♪ runs on dreams and gasoline ♪ ♪ and that ole highway holds the key ♪ ♪ it's got a lead foot down when it's leaving ♪ ♪ lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating ♪ ♪ a little bit of love is all
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that it's needing ♪ ♪ but it's good as it is tough ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ go on and see if you can knock off the dust yea ♪ ♪ shine it up rev it up and let it run yea ♪ ♪ it gets a high riding off into the sun yea ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ it's been drug through the mud ♪ ♪ runs on dreams and gasoline ♪ ♪ and that ole highway holds the key ♪ ♪ it's got a lead foot down when it's leaving ♪ ♪ lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating ♪ ♪ a little bit of love is all that it's needing ♪ ♪ but it's good as it is tough ♪
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♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ go on and see if you can knock off the dust yea ♪ ♪ shine it up rev it up and let it run yea ♪ ♪ it gets a high riding off into the sun yea ♪ ♪ it gets a high riding off into the sun ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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