>> that is all the time we have. thanks so much for watching, everybody. >> we appreciate your time. >> have a good night. see you tomorrow. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon! and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching.

thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted. which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job. [ laughter ] if you got the shots, you no longer have to wear a mask indoors. and yet, i look out into our studio audience and see masks on every face. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. unless you're at a football game. in which case you don't have on wear a mask at all. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: i got it. >> jimmy: repeat them back to me, if you would. >> guillermo: they are -- in the county -- no more masks. but here in los angeles we have to wear a mask. did i say it right? >> jimmy: not really. >> guillermo: it was cold today. >> jimmy: it was 60 degrees. we think that's cold. it was 85 on sunday. i shouldn't complain though. we have it pretty good here, weather-wise. the rest of the country is very cold.

this is from massachusetts where this poor kid, all the boy wanted was to shoot some hoops. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen? and now the long wait for spring. [ laughter ] it's like something that would happen to charlie brown, you know? [ laughter ] speaking of inflated orange balls, donald trump is probably bouncing off that wall he never built. court documents have revealed that trump's longtime accounting firm dropped and distanced themselves from their most famous client. the firm, called mazars, sent a "dear don" letter to the trump organization saying, "we write to advise that the statements of financial condition for donald j. trump for the years ending june 30th, 2011, to june 30th, 2020, should no longer be relied upon."

and, "we have come to this conclusion based, in part, upon the filings made by the new york attorney general, our own investigation, and information received from internal and external sources." in other words, we are not going to prison with you, mr. trump. [ laughter ] the new york attorney general and manhattan district attorney have been trying to determine whether the insurers, lenders, and others trump dealt with were misled about the strength of his finances. let me save you guys some trouble. they were. [ laughter ] absolutely. [ applause ] mazars said they could no longer work for the trump organization. and i tell you. there's nothing more depressing than getting dumped by your accountant during tax season. [ laughter ] it's like getting divorced on christmas eve. and i like the idea of donald trump now angrily now setting up a turbotax account to get his taxes done. [ laughter ] a lot of people believe this could be it for donald trump. this could be the one. i don't know. how many "the ones" have we had now, we've had like 400 or something?

[ laughter ] last week we found out he was flushing documents down the toilet. the week before that he wanted homeland security to seize the voting machines. he's still on the loose, what else do we need to know? well, here's one. according to multiple sources, they're having trouble piecing together his phone records on january 6th because trump had a habit of making calls from other people's phones. he would pick up other people's phones because he didn't want the white house staff listening in. he even used the personal phone of a secret service agent to call melania when the stormy daniels story came out. trump was on the golf course. the story came out. he's like, uh-oh. he tries to call melania from his phone but she didn't pick up. [ laughter ] so he called her from the secret service agent's phone and she picked up right away. anyway, i guess what i'm saying is happy belated valentine's, you two. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] donald trump being on the golf course when the stormy daniels story came out might be the

least surprising surprise in the history of presidenting. but meanwhile, trump's terrible kids are making the rounds, desperately trying to protect the golden goose. last night, eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote this made-up hillary clinton "spying" case they're now pumping into the fox news viewers' soft, oatmeal-like brains. >> hillary rodham clinton is a new york resident. let me break that down for you. she lives in chappaqua, new york. guess where trump tower is located. it's located on fifth avenue in new york. where are these prosecutors? where is the d.a.? isn't that a federal -- isn't that fraud? isn't that all sorts of offenses? >> jimmy: uh, uh, all sorts of offenses? i don't know. [ laughter ] i never noticed what a voice -- why is ivanka's voice more masculine than eric's? [ laughter ] high pitch eric. if you want to know where the prosecutors are, the answer is gathering evidence against your grifter father. that's where they are.

[ cheers and applause ] trump isn't the only prominent member of the magaverse having legal troubles. a manhattan judge and jury today rejected sarah palin's lawsuit against "the new york times." they said there wasn't enough evidence to prove "the times" defamed her in an editorial they published in 2017. so i guess she traveled all that way on her dogsled for nothing. [ laughter ] i have to say, between elections and lawsuits and "the masked singer," sarah palin is one of the most versatile losers in history. [ laughter ] she's got range. meanwhile, palin 3.0, congresswoman marjorie taylor greene, last week you may have heard, she confused the word gestapo with gazpacho. [ laughter ] and we all made fun of her. so last night, klan mom zoomed in with oan where host dan ball bent over so far he could taste his own last name to butter up his big-name guest. >> marjorie taylor greene, congresswoman, thanks for coming on the program. cnn ripped you, msnbc, jimmy

who-cares kimmel calling you a klan mom for the trump stormtroopers, whatever, they're so disgusting over there. but you've been having fun with this. it's a slip of the tongue. it happens. i screw stuff up. everybody does when you're on live tv just rolling and rifting, right? >> jimmy: yeah, right, just rolling and rifting. [ laughter ] whatever rifting is, i'm not exactly sure. so then, to make some kind of point about how unfairly they're treated, dan, who comes off like seems to be, what would happen if kirk cameron went to the columbia school of broadcasting. [ laughter ] shows a series of clips of president biden getting things wrong. >> in the cvc parking lots and walgreen parking lots. and i forget the other one you mentioned. >> ppp, the mask and the gowns and all the gear. >> and marjorie, those are just the acronyms joe couldn't get right in the last year. we've all seen the gaffes where he brain farts people's names, where he messes up words, and

not one peep from jimmy kimmel or the mainstream media. yet you mess up one word and you're the devil. >> jimmy: yeah, no. she's not the devil. the devil is smart. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and by the way -- the devil, he's a clever guy. if joe biden walked into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of gestapo, you better believe i'll mention it. [ laughter ] that is my commitment to you. we've got a lot of oddballs running this country. not just on a national level. this is from a city council meeting last week in hudson, ohio, during which the now former mayor suggested that allowing ice fishing in the park might somehow lead to prostitution. >> additionally, if you open this up to ice fishing, while on the surface it sounds good, what happens next year? does someone come back and say, i want an ice shanty? on hudson springs park for x amount of time?

and if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem. prostitution. [ laughter ] just data points to consider. >> jimmy: okay, all right. i don't know how he got there. he now claims that was a joke. but a hilarious delivery, by the way. [ laughter ] very deadpan. but he resigned on monday. which -- i don't know, maybe that was a joke too. [ laughter ] maybe he didn't. it did make me curious. maybe there's some link, maybe there's something between prostitution and ice fishing we don't know about. so i did a thorough search of prostitution and ice fishing. and no, there isn't, there's none. [ laughter ] the mayor is just getting lonely in his shack. [ laughter ] this is the other major scandal on ice. kamila valieva. you know who this is? she's a russian figure skater who is favored to win gold.

she tested positive for a banned heart medication that they say can boost endurance in humans. she was tested on christmas, the results didn't come back until last week. so now she is in first place, and they're planning to delay the medal ceremony until the investigation is done. so nobody gets a medal until they know. and her excuse is a great one. she claims the reason she tested positive for the heart medication is because her grandfather takes it and it somehow accidentally got in her. her lawyer said maybe her grandfather drank something from a glass, saliva got in, the glass was somehow later used by the athlete. ah, the old "must be from grandpa's saliva" defense, huh? [ laughter ] we've all shared a big, wet cup of water with granddad, haven't we? [ laughter ] i think the real question is, how much of your grandfather's saliva are you coming in contact with and why? [ laughter ] she tested positive for three substances that can be used to treat heart problems. imagine how devastating that must be.

you train your whole life to be in the olympics, you follow all the rules, put in all the hours, eat the right things, and last minute, you accidentally take your grandfather's heart medicine. [ laughter ] and why does this keep happening to russia? these poor people. will you leave them alone? [ laughter ] speaking of drugs, there are too many olympic events going on for me to keep up with, so i've enlisted the help of a young man who has a great deal of time on his hands. let's welcome him now from his place in buchanan, michigan. say hello to freddie the stoner. hi, freddie. [ cheers and applause ] how are the olympics going? >> hey, those olympics, man. those olympioids are going at it, brother. >> jimmy: is that what you're calling them? olympioids? >> yeah. it's a form of cannabinoid. it's something to do with the russian doping scandal. it's everywhere, everybody's got olympioid fever right now.

>> jimmy: yeah. freddie, how high are you tonight on a scale of bronze to gold? >> bronze to gold? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, man. i'm like a shiny gold statue. an oscar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. so you've been watching the games for us. you even made a chart of some kind to keep track of the medals, right? >> oh, i have. yeah, i'm glad you asked. here, check it out, everybody. this is fred's olympic gold medal chart. >> jimmy: uh-huh. and that's up to date? >> these are the top teams so far. all right. well, i am glad you asked. [ laughter ] what we have here is the norwegians, they're doing what norway does best, which is olympic sports. in the wintertime. [ laughter ] they've got 12 gold stars right now. i mean gold medals. yeah. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> this is seven snowballs. i mean, silver golds. silver medals. and then they got some bronze, which are -- those are turds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i noticed that,

yeah. i guess you don't have a bronze-colored marker there. >> well, you know. some people are gold stars, some people are, well -- they're b.s. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. freddie, have you ever had the chance to speak to an olympic gold medalist? >> never. >> jimmy: never. i would like to introduce you to one, then. she's fresh off her second consecutive gold medal in the women's halfpipe. and she's representing us in the united states. please welcome chloe kim! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? thank you for coming. chloe, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] you know this young lady? >> yeah. bad-ass. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] two olympics in a row. that's freddie right there, chloe. >> hi, freddie, i'm so excited to meet you.

>> peace be with you, chloe. keep shredding, man. [ laughter ] i saw what you did. >> jimmy: freddie's like a snowboarder who can't snowboard. [ laughter ] so chloe, thank you for being here. and again, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i wanted to give freddie a chance to ask a question, are you ready? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: okay. so go ahead, freddie. you've got one shot, one question for two-time gold medalist chloe kim. go ahead. >> oh, uh -- dude. [ laughter ] did you jump the wall while you were out there? >> no. but we actually -- >> jump the wall! >> we talked about it. we were talking about it. >> oh no way, for real? >> yeah, no, no way. >> jimmy: great question, freddie. [ laughter ] >> usa! jump the wall, jump the wall! >> jimmy: chloe, thank you for bringing so much honor to this ridiculous country. [ laughter ] and for chatting with freddie.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight, from "single drunk female" on freeform, sofia black-d'elia is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, great band. this is their new album, called "lucifer on the sofa," just came out last week. spoon from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] spoon is on tour right now. you can see them at the hollywood palladium on june 2nd. tomorrow night batman will be with us. robert pattinson. and foo fighters. [ cheers and applause ] and on thursday, ringo starr and another olympic gold medal winner shaun white will join us. [ cheers and applause ] 25 years ago, our first guest dirk-diggled his way out of music into a major movie career. next, he teams with tom holland to chase down $5 billion worth of treasure. "uncharted" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to mark wahlberg. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. we have a big announcement to make. mark wahlberg is starring in "the guillermo story." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: soon to be a major motion picture. >> that's my dream. it's in development. >> jimmy: what's with the moustache? is that for a part or a treat for your wife for valentine's day? [ laughter ] >> my wife does not like the moustache. actually, i play sully in the movie, which is a long story, i'll tell you later. so i had the mustache for that. i wore it in the last movie. i tried to convince the filmmaker i'm working with next to wear this moustache, they said, absolutely not. [ laughter ]

after the movie premieres, i'm going to shave it off, and then hopefully i'll be able to sleep in my room again. that would be nice. >> jimmy: does any part of you get a kick out of the fact that she hates the moustache? >> absolutely. [ laughter ] absolutely, i get a little more quiet time, she's not talking to me, you know. but it also -- it really was, for sentimental reasons, when i first wore the moustache, my sister, all my siblings, said "oh my god, you look so much like dad." which was a big compliment. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow. >> yeah. so i'm wearing it in honor of him as well. >> jimmy: i see. that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] did you do anything for valentine's day? do you celebrate? >> of course we're supposed to celebrate. i always send -- i'll send flowers from each child leading up to valentine's day. >> jimmy: each child? >> all four kids, and then a big bouquet from myself. >> jimmy: wow. >> this year she was like, you know what, let's not get anything for each other for valentine's day. so i actually believed her for the first time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> when i got into my bathroom in the morning, i had a card, three gifts, rose petals, and

i'm like, holy -- so i try to figure it out. i did have the flowers coming anyway and a card. but we were supposed to go on a trip. so hopefully she'll still go with me on the trip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but she's the one who said nothing, right? >> she said nothing. >> jimmy: did she forget that? >> then i made a reservation for dinner. and then she was like, no, let's just go another time. then of course i got in trouble for saying okay to that too. [ laughter ] and it was cool. it's like, i'm on an early schedule, so i got the 4:30 reservation, i can make it seem like i rented out the whole place because nobody's there yet. [ laughter ] but it didn't work out. >> jimmy: why do you go at 4:00? is that because you're hungry because you get up so early to work out? >> it is, yeah. i'm on this kind of weird thing. i put on 30 pounds for my last film. so i've been trying to lose that weight. i started fasting. i've been eating in like the six-hour window. and i actually feel better than i've ever felt. >> jimmy: that's in the window? 4:30? >> yeah, 12:00 to 5:00. 4:30, get in there. then i make her order right away. [ laughter ] she's like, i haven't looked at the menu yet, i don't know what

i want. i'm like, you know what you like, right? can you look at the menu? she's like, maybe i want something to drink first. i'm like, oh my god. >> jimmy: did you meet chloe kim? i know she wanted to meet you. >> oh, i did. i just met her in the back. she tried to set me up and sub tajh me. she said we should -- first we started talking about golf. her boyfriend plays at my club. we're like okay, let's play golf. she's like, let's go snowboarding too. i'm like okay. she's like, i'll put you in the halfpipe. i said, you're going to put me in the hospital. i've done that to so many friends in the past. it's fine, it's not that steep, go. you know what's going to happen. right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> a lady comes in, skiing downhill with you on the stretcher. >> jimmy: yeah, you're on tmz going by on one of those little snowmobile ambulances. >> i can't do that. find me some powder and a nice blue, green -- >> jimmy: the family goes and snowboards? >> the boys. i took the boys on a boys' trip the last time we went up to montana. it was a blast. then we were going to go this year and i was like i probably should quit while i'm ahead

because i've got i amovie coming up. >> jimmy: it seems to me that you're eliminating all the fun from your life. [ laughter ] am i wrong on this? >> i can have enough fun on the golf course to last me a lifetime. as long as i'm not going to the hospital, i've had enough injuries in my day. i'm trying to be smart in my old age. >> jimmy: i wish we could have young mark wahlberg meet you. [ cheers and applause ] you know? >> i could probably talk my way out of it. i don't think you want to meet young mark wahlberg. [ laughter ] you never know what you're into. >> jimmy: i know young mark wahlberg had a bunch of ruffian friends that older mark wahlberg now still has in his life. yes? >> all of my friends are always going to be my friends. and the entourage and everything i've always kept people around me that i know are my friends, they love me for me, they have my best interests at heart. we get them to do, and i do crazy stuff, to entertain each other. so yeah. >> jimmy: and you also employ them? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: they work for you? >> they don't work for me. i pay them but -- [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: sorry. >> if i ask them to do something, i get the crazy look. like what? i don't work for you. but you get paid, so it's kind of a job. but you know. >> jimmy: do you have to worry about them around celebrities? are they starstruck? >> oh my god. so that's a whole other can of worms. there's a million stories i could tell you. but most recently we went to a restaurant in santa monica. and three of the greats, the all-time greats. >> jimmy: who are they? >> billy crystal, rob reiner, albert brooks. >> jimmy: okay. >> they're all having dinner with their wives. i'm like oh my god, i grew up watching these guys. my friend is like, who is that? what do you mean, who is that? you don't know who that is? so of course i'm like i've got to get their check. i told the waiter just don't tell them it's me. and then i think rhyme going to prank him and them because he doesn't know who they are. i said, tell them you're a rare prince. because he's got all his jewels on. we're dressed up -- >> jimmy: tell him you're a what? >> a prince. from a very rich country.

anyway, he goes over there and he doesn't know who they are. and they're kind of looking to see -- me and this guy and my son are there. he goes up and he goes, i love your music. they're like what? [ laughter and applause ] and billy crystal just gets up and gives him a big hug. and i said i'm doing a big oil and gas deal with him. they're like can we get in? i'm like no, you can't get in. then the next day they sent me a nice note because we paid the check. but he didn't know who they were, i couldn't believe. he didn't know who billy crystal, rob reiner and -- >> jimmy: how old is this guy? >> 54. [ laughter ] he's primetime. "all in the family." there's so many things. >> jimmy: you've got some sharp guys around you for sure. >> he's also head of security, by the way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm not one to talk. [ laughter ] >> you can come work with me anytime. >> jimmy: mark wahlberg is here. we're going to take a look at his new movie "uncharted" when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] i want to keep it real and talk about some risks. with type 2 diabetes you have up to 4 times greater risk of stroke, heart attack, or death. even at your a1c goal, you're still at risk

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found it. >> excuse me, guys? >> hand it over, victor. give me the cross. >> you haven't said please. >> sully, hurry! >> shut up, i'm working on it. >> i'll shut up when you get us the hell out of here! sully, you don't turn that damn key, we're going to drown! >> it's going to take a little longer than i thought, kid. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's mark wahlberg in his new movie "uncharted," which opens friday in theaters only. tom holland. does tom at any point switch into his spider-man outfit

during this film? [ laughter ] >> he does not. but if people want it, we'll do it in the sequel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you play sully. you mentioned the character sully. how many sullys do you know in your life? >> hundreds. [ laughter ] i mean, that's the most common nickname. we all have -- every one of my friends has a nickname. of course i have ten nicknames. sully is definitely the most popular. >> jimmy: what's your most offensive nickname they gave you, your friends? >> i couldn't say on it television. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, too bad? >> yeah, i still get called it every once in a while. >> jimmy: everybody you grew up with had a nickname? >> everybody. >> jimmy: rattle a few off, i like them. >> oh, well you met donkey. you met nacho. you met spukky. you met a bunch of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was a guy named hector the bootie inspector in the funky bunch. >> hector the bootie inspector. >> jimmy: is he still inspecting booties? >> absolutely. no, no, no, still. that's a full-time job. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you in touch with him?

>> i will be now. i'll definitely get a phone call. >> jimmy: this movie's only in theaters. this is not on -- >> no, this is a movie for cinemas. we all know, we need to -- it's so nice to be back here with a crowd, an audience. [ cheers and applause ] go to your movie theater. going to a concert, going to a restaurant, people have been sequestered for too long. it's nice to get people back and experience the -- >> jimmy: you are very fortunate, the timing on this, huh? really. >> sony's been putting movies out in the cinema with "ghostbusters," "spider-man," "venom." they are not going away from the theatrical experience. i love it. i want people to go back to the theater. i just tested "father stu" and it's amazing to see people laughing and crying and just interacting again. >> jimmy: oh, so you sat in. >> yeah-i went to a test screening. >> jimmy: you went, did they know you were in it? >> they didn't know i was in it. i'm in the back. they say i'm "swaying the audience." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> i would have went up and

performed "good vibrations." [ cheers and applause ] you know me. >> jimmy: wouldn't it have been great. you were at the super bowl. and right at the end of the halftime show you've got dr. dre, eminem, snoop dogg, kendrick lamar, et cetera. and then you come out and bust it all down. [ laughter ] there you are. it looks like you're mad. we all saw this at the super bowl. we were wondering what you're so angry about. >> you know what it is? i wasn't paying attention. i hadn't turned on espn in a while. i thought the patriots were still in the game. [ cheers and applause ] what happened to my patriots? >> jimmy: you must be working too much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so anyway, we have a nice -- our friends at imax have given us something to give out our audience. >> oh, that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our studio audience, each of you will get a pair of tickets to go see mark wahlberg's new movie "uncharted" in imax theaters. [ cheers and applause ] it opens on friday.

and you never know. because sometimes you go to these movies, if you go see a mark wahlberg movie, you just look behind you, there might be a guy with a moustache in the back. [ laughter ] >> i can tell you what, on friday i will be going to random theaters around l.a. because i want to see the reaction to the movie. we used to do that all the time. whenever you had a movie opening, you wanted to go to the theater, see if people were waiting in line, watch the movie a bit. if it goes well you kind of go after and say thank fempeople f coming. if it doesn't, you sneak out the door. [ laughter ] the great thing about this, this is a good, old-fashioned movie. like "indiana jones," it's an adventure. it's fun. based on a video game but you don't have to have played the video game. this is for the whole family. i'm excited about it. >> jimmy: mark wahlberg, everybody. "uncharted" opens friday in theaters only. we'll be back with yehya's exclusive review of "uncharted." [ cheers and applause ] ( ♪ )

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♪ >> jimmy: we've got music from spoon on the way. our next guest is a woman you know from "your honor," "gossip girl," and "the night of." now she plays an alcoholic who moves back in with mom in the new comedy "single drunk female." watch it thursday nights on freeform and on hulu the next day. please welcome sofia black-d'elia. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. last time you were here was quite some time ago. >> a while ago, yeah. >> jimmy: just to recap, your dad is a judge in new jersey. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and then i learned that -- well, explain what happened. >> so we talked a lot about my dad, which he loved. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> very much. >> jimmy: good. >> and he was really touched and i think kind of thought maybe

you guys would become friends. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> just because we talked about him. so he sent you a box of cigars. >> jimmy: right. >> with a thank you note for being so kind to me, which you were. i know. >> jimmy: very nice. >> really sweet. jimmy did not respond. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my dad is very offended. >> jimmy: well, i first of all don't blame him. secondly, never got the cigars. >> i believe you. >> jimmy: thirdly, where are my cigars, guillermo? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh my -- i gave it to your assistant. [ laughter ] >> someone got some nice cigars. >> jimmy: i will say i'm very meticulous, some might say neurotic about thank you notes. i absolutely would have sent him one. >> i'm sure. >> jimmy: and i actually wrote him a note for you to bring home to him. >> he's going to love that so much. >> jimmy: i feel bad. >> but he now will expect you'll be friends. >> jimmy: maybe we will be friends. i don't know. maybe i'll be a defendant in his court. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you got married since the last time i say you. >> i did, i got married in

october. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got married in october. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photograph here of you and your husband and your dad officiating. now, is that legal? for a father to -- because like when they say, who gives this bride away or whatever. he'd be like, "oh, i mean, it's me in this case." right? >> right. yeah. it was pretty weird. he did a great job. we found out afterwards that we actually are not -- we didn't do it right. we're not legally married. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your dad didn't do it right? >> he did it right. my husband and i -- well, my partner and i -- [ laughter ] we didn't do it right. we got like the wrong certificate or something. we messed it all up. so i've been -- we tell people we got married, but i guess technically we're not married. >> jimmy: are you going to take care of that? >> we should. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should, yeah. >> definitely should. >> jimmy: at this point you might just want to kind of wait and see, right? >> i mean like what are the repercussions for that? >> jimmy: they're -- well,

there's tax repercussions. you may have broken a law, actually, if you filed jointly. >> huh. [ laughter ] okay, great. okay, good. good thing my dad's a judge. >> jimmy: well, yeah, although sounds like he's not too clear on the rules either. [ laughter ] >> oh, boy. what if we wrapped him up -- is this a crime? >> jimmy: yeah, you guys are going to be in the cell along with the trumps. [ laughter ] >> that would be very bad. >> jimmy: how was the wedding itself, the whatever you want to call it, the party? >> the ceremony. yeah, it was great. it was really small and beautiful. i was very late. but everything else -- >> jimmy: were you really? >> i was really late. there's kind of like a crazy accident in the holland tunnel, and i was i think over an hour late. >> jimmy: so you were driving separately? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your -- the guy -- >> the guy that i was supposed to marry, yeah. >> jimmy: in the tuxedo. [ laughter ] he stood there nervously, maybe? >> yeah, i think a lot of people were like, she's in traffic. and it was funny.

but i think quietly he was actually quite scared. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he have any reason to be nervous? were you reluctant at all? >> no, we've been together seven years. i was super stoked to do this, despite the fact that we didn't actually do it. [ laughter ] yeah. i was really excited. but everyone else, no one else hit traffic. i guess it did seem a little suspicious that suddenly i hit traffic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is your husband -- again, what's his name -- >> henry. >> jimmy: what is henry's nationality? >> oh. we're jewish, is that a nationality? no, that's a religion. >> jimmy: well, it's kind of both of those things. okay, so he's used to your family, the jewish-italian -- >> oh, he's not italian if that's what you're asking. very much not italian. >> jimmy: how is he acclimating to family dinners? >> he's much better now. >> jimmy: oh. >> he's gotten louder so we can actually hear him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good, good. >> i didn't really realize how loud we were and how many conversations happen at once at my house, until he came. and i was like did you have fun? he's like, i literally have no

idea what anybody said. [ laughter ] not a clue. and so he would be very quiet for the first few dinners. now he screams insults at people, he fits right in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good. have you ever had problems bringing boyfriends back to the family? >> it wasn't a problem for me. i think maybe for them, it wasn't very fun. >> jimmy: i see, yeah, right. >> my family is, you know, like some of my cousins would kind of play into the stereotype a little bit. like pat some people down. make them feel really uncomfortable. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. >> i have some cousins that are actually scary. [ laughter ] they're not playing into the stereotype, they're just scary. >> jimmy: right. who's your scariest cousin? >> my cousin vinny. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i mean, you have to have a cousin vinny. right? >> i have four cousin vinnys. little vinny, big vinny, and the other two are just vinny. >> jimmy: you have four cousin vinnys? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's a lot of them. >> only one is scary. >> jimmy: we'll let him figure out which one he is. right? >> he knows. >> jimmy: he knows.

are they all watching you on this show play a single drunk female? >> i think so, yeah. >> jimmy: and are your parents bursting with pride that their daughter is the single drunk female? [ laughter ] >> i think so. yeah. >> jimmy: do they give you reports on what they think of the show? >> they do. my mom's really thoughtful and sweet. and loves the show. you know, it's like a very sweet show about recovery. she's very moved by it. my dad's comments are always about my facial expressions, which i find really weird. it's like he doesn't listen to the show, he just sees it or something. [ laughter ]t like that -- for

reason, that to him is the mark of a good actor, when you make good facial expressions. so yeah, he calls me after, "that one look you gave that one person was ama." i'm like, "but do you like the story? what about the characters? doesn't care. >> jimmy: maybe he's gotten used to not listening to anything going on at dinner, and he's just looking at faces now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, please again apologize to him. >> i will. >> jimmy: also, i have a thief here at my show. and i need to figure out who it is. or maybe -- [ laughter ] maybe the thief is on your end. maybe cousin vinny got a hold of those cigars. >> they could have been intercepted before they even arrived. >> jimmy: either way, we've got some problems that we have to sort out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's great to see you. the show is "single drunk female." watch it thursday nights 10:30 on freeform, and on hulu the next day if you're too busy on thursdays.

sofia black-d'elia, everybody. we'll be back with spoon. [ cheers and applause ]

listen to the lion's roar! roar!! see the moon and the stars at the planetarium. ♪in the middle of everything♪ ♪there's everything to do!♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank mark wahlberg and sofia black-d'elia. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, robert pattinson

and foo fighters with music from fire city funk. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "lucifer on the sofa." here with the song "the hardest cut," spoon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you took off in the dead of night but before you did got your hair ♪ ♪ combed right, yeah the neighborhood watch knows the score and they're knockin' ♪ ♪ at my door let 'em knock some more ♪ ♪ they're sayin' you need a little direction ♪ ♪ but followin' the leader gonna turn you off the religion ♪ ♪ it's comin' down the hardest

cut world wars in your mind long day into night ♪ ♪ the hardest cut we live on a knife here it come now here it come now ♪ ♪ here it is the hardest cut ♪ ♪ ♪ i took off in the dead of night but before i did got my affairs in order ♪ ♪ and my boots on the hallelujah choir needs a score and they're knockin' ♪ ♪ at my door let 'em knock some more ♪ ♪ they're sayin' i need a little direction ♪ ♪ but followin' the leader gonna

turn me off the religion ♪ ♪ it's comin' down the hardest cut world wars in your mind long day into night ♪ ♪ the hardest cut who's taking the knife ♪ ♪ here it come now here it come now ♪ ♪ here it is the hardest cut ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's comin' down the hardest

cut world wars in your mind long day into night ♪ ♪ the hardest cut who's taking the knife ♪ ♪ here it come now here it come now ♪ ♪ here it is the hardest cut ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: this is "nightline."

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