ama: thank you so much for watching. dan: we appreciate your time. ama: have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, nicolas cage, vanessa bayer, and music from noah cyrus, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching, for joining us on a high holiday if ever there was one. it's 4/20. do you know the origin of 4/20? it's kind of interesting. in the '70s in san rafael, california, north of us here, a group of high school boys who called themselves "the waldos" because they would hang out and smoke next to a wall every day at 4:20. did that, somehow it caught on, spread all over. this is what the waldos look like now, gaze upon them. [ laughter ] those are the founding fathers of 4/20, ranging from most to least high. [ applause ] did you know this story, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yet you did celebrate today, yes? >> guillermo: yeah, i did. >> jimmy: you did, yeah.

[ laughter ] >> i did it for you and me. >> jimmy: thank you for doing it for us. how many people invent a holiday for themselves? it's just them, jesus, and a groundhog. [ laughter ] now that cannabis is out in the open, it used to be you couldn't even talk about on it television unless you were talking about how bad, a menace it was. but now it's so widely accepted that even our shiny morning newscasters feel comfortable bringing it up. >> weed, marijuana, pot. whatever you guys call it, today is the biggest day of the year for it. it's 4/20. >> otherwise known as 4/20 or "weed day." >> those three digits, 420, have become synonymous with marijuana culture. usually the time of day most people smoke marijuana. >> 4:20 is the time, look at that, wow. >> look at all the green on my map, bianca, happy 4/20 day. >> happy 4/20. >> happy 4/20. >> happy 4/20. >> happy 4/20. >> happy 4/20. >> happy 4/20. >> if you've got the munchies this 4/20 -- >> munchies on 4/20.

>> a lot of people are going to have the munchies later. >> i think they have the munchies. >> craving the munchies. >> lots of good munchies. >> munchies. >> munchies. >> munchies. >> munchies -- and we're not advocating, we're just drawing attention to the national calendar. >> yeah, and for people who are into this, they're probably already awake, lighting up. i'm told they call that "wake and bake." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, i've heard that. i'm told that by the guy who sells me my weed in the morning. [ laughter ] you know what this holiday needs? a mascot. i was thinking, since it's so close to easter anyway, maybe we just modify the bunny. the 4/20 bunny. [ laughter ] he hops around taking all the jelly beans back. or maybe it could just be santa. santa's definitely a stoner, right? [ laughter ] works one day a year, flies around eating cookies. long, jerry garcia beard. he's a pothead. [ laughter ] according to a new poll from cbs news, a vast majority of americans want the federal

government to legalize cannabis for recreational purchases. [ cheers and applause ] 66% are in favor. 34% no. 66% of americans don't agree on anything. we can barely get 66% of americans to agree that horse medicine is for horses. [ laughter ] that's a lot of people. we did an experiment involving guillermo today. i don't know if you notice that something's a little different about him. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: it was a good experience. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was a good experience. >> guillermo: it was and it is right now. >> jimmy: what did you smoke, like a whole pillowcase? what happened? >> guillermo: i smoked almost a joint. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. to demonstrate the effects that this has on the human brain, i thought it would be fun to ask guillermo some questions before he smoked and then ask similar questions after he smoked. kind of a "pot quiz." [ laughter ] we started with a word scramble. >> please unscramble those letters and tell us what that word is. >> okay. i think i got it. >> let's see what you got.

>> sober. >> what does sober mean? >> sober is when you're not [ bleep ]ed up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is correct. this is after partaking. >> unscramble that word for me, if you would. >> let's see how you did. >> i haven't done anything. [ laughter ] >> okay, now let's take a look. [ laughter ] >> [ bleep ]. man. this is hard, man. >> it starts with an "s." >> oh. >> ends with a "d." [ laughter ]

[ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, pretty good, all right? next category is geography. this is before. >> name five u.s. states in ten seconds. >> oh. new york, california, boston -- [ buzzer ] new jersey, philadelphia -- [ buzzer ] washington, arizona. >> jimmy: almost good. this is the same category after. >> in ten seconds, name five u.s. states. >> alaska. um -- [ laughter ] massachusetts. um -- [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: all right, one more category. this is math. you may remember in your textbooks a word problem. this is before. >> the day before two days after the day before tomorrow is saturday. what day is it today?

>> thursday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and now after. >> the day before two days after the day before tomorrow is saturday. what day is it today? >> it's 4/20. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was correct, very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: you've got a cbd-plus is what you've got there. [ laughter ] thank you, i know it's a sacrifice for you, violating your lifelong anti-drug policy to do that with us. >> guillermo: very hard sacrifice, jimmy, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not all drugs are funny and fun. especially not those that make the news, as seen now in a new edition of "this week in florida." >> on monday night, a franklin county sheriff's office made a large drug bust. two women were arrested on meth charges including the sheriff's daughter. >> as a result of a more long-term investigation, we arrested a couple of ladies, and one of them happened to be my daughter, for trafficking in methamphetamine.

[ laughter and moans ] >> jimmy: she's in time-out for sure, right? we have a great show for you tonight. vanessa bayer, noah cyrus, and for the first time with us in studio, the one and only -- nicholas cage us with us. [ cheers and applause ] we thought it'd be fun to have the star of "face/off" on the same night our security guard is tripping his balls off. [ laughter ] in new york, the fallout from the oscars is now spilling out onto other award shows. the producers of the tonys today sent a letter to prospective audience members that said, "the tony awards has a strict no violence policy. in the event of an incident, the perpetrator will be removed from the event immediately." we're looking at you, chita rivera! [ laughter ] "in the event of an attack, not only will the perpetrator be removed from the theater, they'll be banned from the tony awards for 500,025,600 minutes. [ laughter and applause ]

i think this is good. i'm going to tell you something. i know we laugh. but the only thing that's worse than getting slapped is getting slapped with jazz hands. it's terrible. [ laughter ] they're changing "hamilton." instead of a duel, aaron burr and alexander hamilton, from now on, play a very intense game of wordle. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i don't get it. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: i don't get that joke. >> jimmy: you don't get it? it's okay, that's okay. [ laughter ] that has nothing to do with the pot, by the way. [ laughter ] on this day in 2016, we launched a game that's really taken over the nation. it's called "who's high?" the idea is i talk to three people on hollywood boulevard, i try to guess which one of them is high. six years later, cannabis is now legal, making it almost impossible to find anyone in the state of california who is not high. so tonight, we've got a new twist, it's time to play "who's not high?" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my cousin sal is out on the boulevard with three people we met. and sal, how are you tonight? >> sal: doing well, what are we doing?

let's talk to guillermo for an hour. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right. guillermo, maybe you can help me with this, maybe you'll be tuned in to this. >> guillermo: okay, i'll help you. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: i think the coroner just announced 4:20 as his official time of death. >> jimmy: sal, correct me if i'm wrong, two of the people i'm looking at are high, one is not? >> sal: that is correct. >> jimmy: it's our job, guillermo, to figure out -- [ laughter ] i befriended a penguin at the san diego zoo. [ laughter ] all right, let's start with -- let's meet our contestants and start with jenna. where are you from, jenna? >> hi, i currently live here in california, in l.a. >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> i'm a costume designer.

>> do you have any questions for jenna? >> guillermo: uh -- have you smoked weed today? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: she can't answer that. >> you'll have to figure it out. >> jimmy: let's meet our -- hey, how you doing? this is luca. hi, luca. >> hey, jimmy, pleasure to be here. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> montreal, quebec. >> jimmy: you're a canadian, okay. you've had -- cannabis has been more accepted up there than it has here for quite some time? >> definitely, yeah. >> jimmy: yes. you're here on vacation? >> on vacation. i did coachella, now spending a week in l.a. >> jimmy: that's interesting, coachella is a little bit of a clue, maybe. [ laughter ] donna, where are you from? >> from des moines, iowa. >> jimmy: you're from des moines, iowa. is that the way -- we've been taught "da-moin" iowa, we've been leaving the "s" off for no reason?

why is it "des-moins"? >> i don't know, ask the person who named the state. i don't know, who made the name. >> jimmy: what on do you do for work? >> i'm retired. >> jimmy: you're retired, luca's been at coachella, he's probably high. pick the one who isn't high. what are you thinking, guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm thinking donna. >> jimmy: donna's on the other side. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh. oh. that side, right? >> jimmy: you mean donna on that side? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. can we they their eyes? let's zoom in real close on the eyes. jenna? jenna's got pretty clear eyes. a little bit of pinkness. not much. jenna does seem like she's trying to keep it together. luca? [ laughter ] luca -- luca is definitely high.

and donna, you are -- oh, boy, this is really hard. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you know what, i think it's jenna. i think jenna's the one who's not high. what do you think? >> guillermo: no, i still think donna. >> jimmy: okay. i say jenna, guillermo says donna. which of you is not high? >> sal: high knows high. >> jimmy: raise your hand, step forward. it is donna! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i told you. >> jimmy: hey, congratulations. none of you are going home empty-handed. >> sal: we have peeps, a package of peeps for everybody. >> jimmy: peeps for everybody. donna, you might not like those so much, but thank you for playing. all right, there you go. that's the game, it's called "who's not high?" [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cousin sal. we have a great show for you tonight. vanessa bayer is here. we have music from noah cyrus. and we'll be right back with nicolas cage.

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>> jimmy: tonight, from the new show on showtime called "i love that for you," vanessa bayer is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, another in a series of talented cyruses, her latest is called "i burned l.a. down." from her forthcoming debut album, "the hardest part," noah cyrus from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, magic johnson and naomi scott, with music from girl in red. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is an oscar winner, a ghost rider, and one of the most talented and fascinating movie stars ever. next, he stars as nick and nicolas cage in "the unbearable weight of massive talent." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome nicolas cage. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> well --

[ cheers and applause ] you know -- thank you. thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] great audience. >> jimmy: they're excited to see you. >> i'm really -- this is a big night for me. >> jimmy: is it? >> this is the -- i know it's 4/20 and all that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's just the first time i have been on national television on a talk show in 14 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in 14 years? wow. >> i waited for you and your audience. >> jimmy: well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] can i tell you something? i'm not blowing any smoke up you right now. i've been so excited that you have been -- that you're coming here. i've been thinking about it all week. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i've got a million things i want to ask. >> get into it. >> jimmy: i love how you're dressed, you're dressed like a star. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i was thinking, you know, i like to pair my clothing with interesting things. i was thinking, i feel like a little brushed aluminum on a dashboard of an old cadillac. [ laughter ]

i went to a store, and they had it, so i wore it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and this is perfect. i know you live in my hometown, las vegas. >> i do. >> jimmy: you've been live there for how long now? >> it's been about 17 years. >> jimmy: 17 years. you made the movie "leaving las vegas" then you didn't, you stayed. [ laughter ] >> i didn't leave, i went back and i stayed. vegas has been good to me, it really was. it's both a small town and a big city. it's one of the most unique addresses in the world. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> if you want to go to the strip and participate, you can. but if you want to just go with the locals and go to some of the cool restaurants, you can do that as well. >> jimmy: that's exactly how i would describe living there. and i love that you live there. for tax reasons? [ laughter ] >> originally, yeah, right? that's where people go. then i began to learn to love it. you know, also, i've had great experiences making movies there. "leaving las vegas" was great. [ cheers and applause ]

"honeymoon in vegas" was great. there's good mojo there for me so i like making movies. i tried to get a movie studio built there, then elon musk came in and all the money i got for the movie studio, i got $80 million, they put it into the tesla corporation. which then ironically drained all the water out of the city. >> jimmy: wonderful. >> yeah, wonderful. but i almost had it, i almost had a studio. >> jimmy: that's a lot of money to spend so you don't have to take an hour-long flight to l.a. [ laughter ] >> right. it wasn't my money. >> jimmy: right. are you a gambler? >> no. >> jimmy: i heard a story about you, tell me if this is true. i have a few of these stories. >> sure. >> jimmy: that you had $200. >> yes. >> jimmy: you played roulette, you turned it into like $200,000? >> no, no, nothing that extraordinary. $20,000. >> jimmy: $20,000, okay. >> i did it in about a half hour. and i was in the bahamas. >> jimmy: okay. >> and it was one of those nights, do you ever have one of those nights where you feel like the mojo is with you, you can do

nothing wrong, everything was going to go your way? >> jimmy: i've never had that, swear to god. [ laughter ] >> you will. it was one of those nights. my game, yes, my came was roulette. it was about, i would say about 20 years ago. and i went into -- what's that big hotel in the bahamas, the atlantis? >> jimmy: yeah, the atlantis, yeah. >> yeah, i went in, i went to the roulette table. and i just knew i had it. and every number i chose -- and i often would choose the same number -- it kept winning. and then even the woman that was spinning the ball said, "nothing sweeter than a repeater." [ laughter ] and i went on doing it. and i said, this is magic, i did it! you know, it happened! so the next day i say, this is so special. i'm going to go -- i found an orphanage. i lived across nassau harbor. i found an orphanage. i met all the children. and i said to the headmistress, this is for you, $20,000 cash in her hand, and i never gambled

again because it would ruin the magic of that night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never gambled again, wow. >> so i -- >> jimmy: wow. >> i ended it on a win. >> jimmy: that's incredible. unfortunately, those kids went and gambled it all away. [ laughter ] i have a magazine. "gq" magazine, you're on the cover. this is your snake? >> no, i don't have any snakes at home. >> jimmy: did you at one time have a two-headed snake? >> i did. does that make me impossibly strange? that i had a two-headed snake? i did and it's weird. >> jimmy: no, it is strange, it doesn't make you strange, but it is strange. i've never seen one. >> what happened, and it's odd -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> why, i don't know. i was dreaming about two-headed eagles. okay? [ laughter ] and one night i had this dream, and the next day my manager at the time got a phone call saying, oh, i've got a two-headed snake that i found in

northridge, i think your client, nick cage, would be interested. i won't mention how much it cost because that's going to go everywhere. >> jimmy: more than the orphanage got or less? >> more, like four times -- oh, i should have kept that money. no, no, i -- i bought it. >> you bought it? >> i bought it. >> did it have two names or one name? [ laughter ] >> the reptiles don't care about us. they don't want us to name them. we're not part of their world. but they would fight. and one head was more dominant than the other. [ laughter ] why it was going to the same stomach, but i would have to put a spatula between the two heads to feed them. it got a little too freaky for me. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> i took it to the audubon zoo, i said, this is for you. they had a great time with it. i think they did name it, i don't know what the name was. but it lived for 14 years and it died just recently. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was a good time for the snake and for the folks that visited the zoo.

>> jimmy: do your representatives get a lot of phone calls from people wanting to sell you strange stuff? >> i think they -- they've learned not -- if they do get the call, they learn not to -- >> jimmy: they don't tell you anymore, yeah, that's probably -- do you have any pets now? anything unusual? >> i have something -- you want to talk about the unusual. i have what is called an african pied crow. a very well-dressed crow. he's got black feathers and a tuft of white feathers -- this is for all you guys toking up on 4/20. [ laughter ] he looks like he's wearing a tuxedo. he likes to say hi when i walk in the room, he's very smart, when i leave he says bye. i didn't teach him, he came with the vocabulary. [ laughter ] one day he called me an a-hole. i don't know why, it came out. >> jimmy: like a parrot, crows are able to say words? >> they do talk, yes. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. i know they're smart. my neighbor had one, it would come visit and jump on your head.

>> yeah, he loves to do that. >> jimmy: hang out on your head. >> on people's heads. i said, look, if you're going to go -- he has a really big environment, like a geodesic zone, it's about 16 feet. i say, if you want to go in and say hi, go ahead, but put these sunglasses on to make sure your eyes are safe. because he has share beak and talons and stuff like that. but no one's been hurt. >> jimmy: people come over, you say, there's a chance the crow will peck your eyes out. [ laughter ] >> i think that's implied, but he's very friendly. >> jimmy: any cross-over between the crow and the two-headed snake? >> no cross-over. >> jimmy: okay, good, you don't want that. we're going to take a break. when we come back, this movie, i absolutely loved it. we're going to see a clip from nick cage's movie "the unbearable weight of massive talent." [ cheers and applause ]

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i'll never forget you, man! >> i'll never forget you! now you get the hell out of here! you go! ♪ >> mr. cage? >> javi? buddy! hey. where'd you come from? >> turns out we could have just walked around. >> yeah, i guess so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nicholas cage

and pedro pascal in "the unbearable weight of massive talent." i don't want to ruin anything about the movie. i want to say you in that scene are playing some version of yourself? >> correct. >> jimmy: pedro's playing a guy named javi, a mysterious, wealthy man. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm not going to say what he does, maybe that ruins it. you both take lsd and you have this journey together? >> that's exactly right. in that moment, we're both chemically altered. on acid. >> jimmy: would you have any hesitation about playing a character called nicholas cage in a movie? >> you have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would imagine you would. >> as actors we like to hide behind a character. as soon as the character has your name, it's a whole different ball game. >> jimmy: it almost never happens, really. >> it hasn't happened before. hopefully it will never happen again. [ laughter ] i was terrified. i didn't know if they wanted to do some sort of an andy samberg "snl" mockfest. >> jimmy: right. >> and tom, the director, wrote

me a very intelligent letter. and i knew from his letter that he was a genuine film enthusiast. he wanted to make a movie about people. funny, it was absurd comedy, but also some heartstrings, some nuance, some emotion. so i felt that i was in good hands. and i'm very happy. >> jimmy: you were. what's tom's last name? >> gormican. >> jimmy: tom is obviously a huge -- perhaps even somebody you should get a restraining order against level fan. [ laughter ] >> well, he -- i think he just loves movies. i did ask pedro about tom at one point. i said, pedro, what's going on with that guy? and he said, well, he's kind of like my character in the movie. he's kind of like javi. he's obsessed. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's him. >> that, of course, relaxed me. [ laughter ] but i -- i do hope you guys see it in the cinema, because i did see it in south bar at the film festival and everybody was laughing.

it felt like the old days. >> jimmy: it's hilarious, genuinely hilarious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the chemistry between you and pedro is fantastic. >> he's just a great actor. >> he's great. >> you couldn't did for a nicer man to work with. he's a really nice guy. so that makes it easy. >> jimmy: can i ask you a couple more, like legend, nicholas cage, legend, questions? >> yeah i'm here. >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ] diane kruger was here a few weeks ago. your costar from "national treasure." >> great lady. >> jimmy: she said when you guys were working together, you bought a bat cave. and i don't mean the comic book bat cave, i mean a cave full of bats. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i like that you're asking me this question because it means i have to use one of my favorite words. spelunking. [ laughter ]

i had an interest in exploring all the elements. i got my -- my certificate on the great barrier reef, i explored the element of water. air, i didn't really get as far as i wanted to, i wanted to be a hang glider, didn't happen. fire, i felt like "ghost rider," i had explored fire. i wanted to explore earth. i want to start spelunking, i want to start exploring caves. i think we were in north dakota, black hills, shooting one of the "treasure" movies. i said, i hear there's a cave for sale, let's go look at it. and i did and it was beautiful. this is good for 4/20. all these stalactites. all this milky quartz-like, crystaline walls. at the time i was married and i was like, i'd like to be in -- it looked like unfiltered sake. i'd like to buy this and just go down in the bottom of the cave and get totally naked with my wife and drink. [ laughter and applause ] in the bottom of a cave in the earth. needless to say, i didn't buy the cave. didn't happen. and there were no bats. there were no bats in the cave.

>> jimmy: did you spend the night in dracula's castle? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> but the fact is that he never spent the night in the castle anyway. i think they just say that as a tourist thing. but i did spend the night. >> jimmy: he was up in the night and he'd be sleeping in the day, right? [ laughter ] >> there's that, yeah, that's a fact. >> jimmy: were you stalked by a mime? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes? [ laughter ] >> that is just a weird. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that is one of those things that made me ask the proverbial question, why? [ laughter ] why are you there? there was two of them. >> jimmy: two of them? >> why are you guys acting them out? they had the marcel marceau makeup, slapping each other, and i'd walk up, who are you people? go away, please! [ applause ] >> jimmy: in a way, we're all being stalked by mimes. >> maybe that's what's actually happened, we're all being stalked by mimes. >> jimmy: we're just performing, and like everyone else, you didn't want to see it.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from noah cyrus is on the way. you know our next guest from

seven seasons on "snl." she's a very funny person with a show based loosely on her own life. "i love that for you" premieres april 29th on the showtime app and may 1st on showtime. please welcome vanessa bayer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? vanessa, forgive me if this is an indelicate or inappropriate question, but do you celebrate 4/20, if you know what i mean? >> you know, i -- i don't celebrate it as much as i celebrate other holidays. but i do -- i do give it its, you know -- >> jimmy: you do. at what age did you first encounter marijuana, as they call it? >> yes, well, you know, my parents -- my brother and i, when we were sort of in middle school, found a lot of my parents' weed. >> jimmy: oh. >> i think they kept it in the freezer.

sometimes we would find like rolling papers in my mom's purse and we would write her notes on them. [ laughter ] "we need to go get snacks" or whatever. she was embarrassed by that, but then she was more embarrassed when i told so many people about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. your parents were druggies, stoners in general? >> yeah, big druggies. >> jimmy: did you ever see them high? >> i don't know that i ever saw them high. one time we went on a family trip where my brother and i got high. we were in seattle. honestly, a family trip six years ago, it wasn't really that long ago. [ laughter ] whatever. but it was kind of before, like, weed was legal in a lot of states. so we were in seattle. we went to the dispensary, we thought it was so cool. my brother's friend told him you have to have at least 40 milligrams of weed in order to feel anything, like an edible. >> jimmy: a thc.

>> a thc, yes. >> jimmy: that is a tremendous amount of thc to consume. >> tremendous amount. >> jimmy: yes. >> my brother and i bought this bag of caramels. he had 60 milligrams' worth, i had 40 milligrams. >> jimmy: oh my god, really? >> we should have known we were finishing the whole bag, that that was a sign that we were having a lot. anyways, we got so, so super high. and -- >> jimmy: were you, like, i might have to make myself throw up high? or were you like, oh, this is great, get me some more caramels? >> i just remember, i didn't realize i was high. but then i'd start laughing so much. then i would get lucid and be like, whoa. we were in a hotel room watching "shallow hal." [ laughter ] and i, like, was -- it was so hard for me to understand. and i kept reversing the plot. like i thought, you know -- i thought the wrong people were the -- some people were nice who were actually mean. it's a complicated plot.

anyway. [ laughter ] but i just was like, what is happening? this movie is so trippy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this show that you've made is based on a real story, your real life, and circumstances from your -- share that, if you will. >> yes, a lot of it, it's based on someone who survived childhood leukemia to go and live their dream as a home shopping host. which is something real. i had childhood leukemia, i went to live my dream as a guest on your show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some dream. so when you were a kid, were you -- did you watch the home shopping channel? >> yeah, i watched a lot of home shopping. i really loved it. i was mesmerized by the way they, know that they touch the products and that -- the hosts interact with things. and i just -- i always thought it was so interesting. and i always wanted to, like, buy everything. i didn't get to buy a ton of stuff because i was a kid and i didn't have my own money. [ laughter ] i would just sort of like -- i just, like, loved all the stuff.

>> jimmy: interesting, and you wanted everything that you saw. >> and i wanted everything, yes. >> jimmy: that's strange. kids will watch cartoons and see toys and they want them. you wouldn't necessarily -- what kinds of things would you want? >> rings and home -- homeware. i was a sophisticated kid, i guess. [ laughter ] i loved the jewelry and the clothes and the shoes. and i thought, these ladies know where it's at. >> jimmy: so when you take on this role, you have this idea. do you have contact any of the people that actually do it to find out what it's really like? >> yes, so my co-creator, jeremy byler, of the real qvc. it was cool. >> jimmy: is that in florida? >> it's actually outside of philadelphia. in pennsylvania. >> jimmy: oh, wow. how unexpected. >> it was, yes. [ laughter ] i got to meet my two favorite hosts, jane tracy and mary beth roe. [ laughter ] they're still hosts there. they gave us this whole story about -- they told us all about their careers and all the crazy, you know -- they get crazy calls sometimes on the air.

and it was just so incredible to, like, see these women and see this place which is a huge operation. you walk in and there's all these monitors from other countries and stuff that have qvc. yeah, it's really incredible. >> jimmy: keep an eye on those, too, to see what's going on? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you learn to do anything from them? >> i think i've just learned over the years from watching them. you have to touch the products and talk about their quality and why they're so versatile for day, evening, you know. if you're out with the kids or you're -- you know, maybe you're going to the theater one night or you want to walk into the room and be the star of the room, this item will do that. >> jimmy: how do you touch an item? could you do my mug? how would you present that to the home audience where i -- oh, these are on sale, yeah. >> those a beautiful mug, and i almost -- first of all, i love how it sits in my hand. it just sits -- [ laughter ]

like, i feel comfortable with this. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. and it's almost like a porcelain feel. and this isn't going to break, this isn't going to -- all those things that you worry about with your classic mugs, are they dishwasher safe? yes. spoiler alert. and just it's got some beautiful drawing on it. and just look at these details. these are really nice details. look at that checker on the cab, that's really whimsical, you know, for a family member. this is sort of a mug for everyone. look, it's got people of different ages on it. for everyone. it's got a dog. it's just -- and look at that, take a little time to enjoy the view. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and you have beautiful hands as well. >> thank you so much. you have to have your nails done, and you have to -- this isn't really even enough rings.

i feel like the hosts wear -- that you have to wear a million rings. >> jimmy: all right. next time you come, bring more rings. [ laughter ] we'll sell some mugs. >> i will. can i keep this? >> jimmy: oh, of course. [ laughter ] you just bought it. the show is called "i love that for you." it premieres on the showtime app on april 29th and may 1st on showtime itself. vanessa bayer, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, vanessa. we'll be back with noah cyrus!

>> jimmy: i want to thank nicholas cage and vanessa bayer. apologies to matt damon. you all right, guillermo? >> guillermo: very happy, good, great. >> jimmy: you're good? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: hungry, can i get you anything? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> jimmy: all right. tomorrow night, magic johnson and naomi scott with music from girl in red. "nightline" is next, but first, her debut album, "the hardest part," comes out july 15th. here with the song, "i burned l.a. down," noah cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you left a hole in my chest when you left and my heart

followed you ♪ ♪ out the door and i stood and bled in the hall ♪ ♪ watched it all and the mess that it left on the floor ♪ ♪ if i gave you less would you want me more and you could've said ♪ ♪ anything at all ooh embers in the dark can look just ♪ ♪ like shooting stars to a

bitter broken heart oh i wish i hadn't ♪ ♪ burned this city down cause you didn't care no you didn't care ♪ ♪ yeah i burned l.a. down and you left me there oh you left me there ♪ ♪ i waste my breath on a prayer you don't care ♪ ♪ i was never a part of the plan you can't make a ♪ ♪ god of somebody who's not even half of a half-decent man ♪ ♪ ooh embers in the dark can look just like shooting stars ♪ ♪ to a bitter broken heart oh i

wish i hadn't burned this city down ♪ ♪ cause you didn't care no you didn't care yeah i burned l.a. down ♪ ♪ and you left me there oh you left me there i burned this city down ♪ ♪ cause you didn't care no you didn't care yeah i burned l.a. down ♪ ♪ and you left me there oh you left me there you left a hole ♪ ♪ in my chest when you left and my heart followed you out the door ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

line tonight >> juju: tonight, race against time. the desperate hunt for the submersible lost on a deep sea dive to the "titanic." >> to date, those search efforts

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