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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in hollywood, california, where heads have finally stopped spinning from what happened at the oscars on sunday night. not that we've stopped talking about it. it's all we talk about. i feel like if they discovered a live chicken on the moon, we would talk about it less. [ laughter ] it even came up at the white house press briefing today. >> i want to talk about chris rock, it's the biggest story right now. you saw the level of violence that was unleashed on chris rock. that is something that the white house condones, that violence? do you condemn it? and do you do anything to

support comedians who have been attacked and other artists? thank you. >> so i don't have any official comment from the white house on the altercation, i know the president was not able to watch the oscars. >> jimmy: well what the hell is he doing all day, then? [ laughter ] he's not going to deploy the national guard to comedy clubs? who will protect ha-has and yuk-yuks? [ laughter ] of course joe biden didn't watch the oscars. they start at 8:00. his teeth are in a glass next to the bed by 6:00. [ laughter and applause ] the other wacky line of questioning is from those who think the whole thing was fake. that it was set up. some don't believe it even happened. >> what aren't you buying? >> i really don't believe it happened. i think it was more of a staged act. chris is getting ready to go on tour with kevin hart. i just don't see this happening. >> jimmy: well, the rest of us saw it happening. [ laughter ] what would lead someone to this conclusion? will smith destroyed his reputation on the night he won an oscar so chris rock and kevin

hart can sell concert tickets? [ laughter ] chris rock and kevin hart don't need help selling concert tickets. kevin hart alone sells out the grand canyon. [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. but lawrence isn't the only weirdo who thinks he's smarter than everybody else. one of the theories is that rock was wearing a pad on his cheek to absorb the blow. if you look closely -- [ laughter ] this clearly doctored photo. you think we wouldn't have noticed he had an airbag on his face through the oscars? [ laughter ] one of the pieces of "evidence" the conspiracy theorists are passing around is a video of will smith teaching a kid -- he was doing some kind of event -- he brought a kid up onstage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." >> jimmy: oh my god, they've

been planning this since chris rock was a child! [ laughter and applause ] i think i know why this is happening. people don't think the slap was real because starting in the '60s, most fight scenes on network television looked like this. >> you're out of circulation -- >> jimmy: and keep batgirl's name out of your effing mouth! [ laughter ] will smith has apologized to everyone involved. chris rock has not yet spoken publicly. he has a concert in boston tomorrow. i'm sure he'll mention it there. and the most unfortunate part of all of this, is that a lot of history was made on sunday. and the slap overshadowed some major moments, like this announcement from actress and former kanye girlfriend, julia fox. >> anything you want to do that's your dream project? >> oh my god, my book, of course. >> tell me. >> i don't want to give too much away because i'm very superstitious. i don't want to speak of things before they're finished. but it's so far a masterpiece. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: probably, yeah. that's code for, i haven't started working on it yet. [ laughter ] donald trump, surprisingly, has not weighed in on the oscars. he's focused on golf right now. yesterday they released a video that purports to show donald trump just as he realized he made a hole-in-one. >> the president made a hole in one. >> there. that's great. >> there it is. >> that's great, thank you. >> can i get a picture with you? >> jimmy: yeah, wow. somebody down there likes him, i guess. [ laughter ] now we didn't see the shot of course, so there's about a 98% chance one of his assistants dropped it in there. [ laughter ] and you won't see anyone questioning that on fox news. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if trump's caddie sean spicer says it happened, it happened, dammit. [ laughter ] trump, of course, put out a statement about this, he said,

many people are asking, so i'll give to it you now. many people. there's a war, there's a pandemic. will smith slapped little penny in the face. no one was asking about this, but go on. "it is 100% true, i made a hole-in-one." this is great because he lies so much, that on the rare occasion he isn't lying, he's got to oversell it in a very sweaty way, he's the boy who cried golf, ironically. [ laughter ] "it took place at trump international golf club in west palm beach on the 7th hole, which was playing 185 yards into a slight wind. i hit a 5 iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately five feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice, then went clank into the hole." does anyone he believes he wrote the word whereupon? [ laughter ] that's less believable than the hole in one itself. but that's the latest from the legend of bragger vance. [ laughter ] he finally went full north korean dictator on us, but i'm okay with it, even if it isn't true. these are the kinds of trump lies we can handle.

the lies in the house select committee right now, however. so you know how trump had to turn over his white house call logs from january 6th to congress? well, there is reportedly a seven-hour gap in his phone records from that day. so now the big question is, which white house toilet did he flush them down? [ laughter ] the select committee is said to be looking into whether trump used a burner phone during the insurrection. so trump released a statement saying, "i have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge i've never even heard the term." which is interesting because his former national security advisor, john bolton, just revealed that he and trump have spoken about how people have used burner phones to avoid having their calls scrutinized. whenever trump doesn't know about something, he claims to know everything about it. "i know more about windmills than anybody." but when it comes to things he might get in trouble for, he doesn't know anything. "burner phones? never heard of 'em." [ laughter ] "hookers? what are those?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

meanwhile, trump's imaginary son-in-law, jared kushner, is expected to appear before the house select committee this week. he bought a suit at gap kids. [ laughter ] and he's ready to plead the 5th about the 6th. people may not remember, but at various points, jared was in charge of peace in the middle east, the border wall, the opioid crisis, criminal justice reform and the pandemic response team. which, i think that's everything, right? i mean -- [ laughter ] trump was like, "here's the keys to the oval office. there's juice boxes for don jr. and eric in the fridge. if you need me, i'll be on the can." [ laughter ] trump headlined a rally in georgia this weekend that was not well attended. it was the smallest crowd he's drawn since the inauguration. his people claim about 30,000 supporters shows up. the reporters there said it was about 5,000. it's kind of sad, really. this guy used to be the center of the universe. now he's pulling the same crowds as reo speedwagon at the county fair. [ laughter ] but trump was there to support former football star and current senate candidate, herschel walker, who showed

right off the bat why he played running back instead of quarterback. if that isn't god telling you not to throw your hat in the ring, i don't know what is. [ laughter ] and then herschel got the crowd fired up with the hot button topic of the month, critical race theory. >> i'm sick and tired of them wanting to teach ctr in school, critical race theory, can you tell me what that mean? >> jimmy: no, can you tell us what that means? [ laughter ] seems like you can't even spell it. and no red hat rally would be complete without an appearance and some light-hearted homophobia from klan mom herself, marjorie taylor greene. >> you know what, pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and bicycles and he and his

husband can stay out of our girls' bathrooms. >> jimmy: was that a mad lib? [ laughter ] that was just a gobbledygook of maga nutjob buzzwords. "tell george soros and them dixie chicks if dr. fauci wants to marry mr. potato head, he can move back to communist china! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. it's one of the new characters i'm testing out. [ laughter ] florida yesterday, that controversial "parental rights in education" bill, also known as the "don't say gay" bill, was signed into law. doesn't florida have other things to worry about? like drunk-driving their atvs into the swamp? [ laughter ] i mean -- i kinda love that it's called "don't say gay." because you have to say "gay" to say it. [ laughter ] but the bill itself is ridiculous. it bans kindergarten through third grade educators from addressing topics of sexual orientation or gender identity

so they can focus on the important things like teaching the kids how to play the recorder. [ laughter ] under the new law, a teacher can't explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead. [ laughter ] that kind of language is not allowed anymore. it's up to parents to explain to explain that their governor is a dickhead. >> we actually have different things, and this is not something i thought was going to be around, this is something that's in florida and other places, school for very young kids, the gender bread man. this is trying to sow doubt about kids and their gender identity, trying to say they can be whatever they want to be. this is inappropriate. >> jimmy: and then he ate it. in front of everybody. [ laughter ] that's governor ron desantis. his pronouns are hee and haw. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] really, it's frightening, though. i know it's funny, but can you

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? look at you, you look good, thanks. >> jimmy: you smell good. >> do y'all stand for everybody, that was great. >> jimmy: rare occasions, they jump right to their feet. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. now, don't slap me, but you're bald. [ laughter ] >> i am bald. >> jimmy: okay. >> i decided to just not earn any more, took it all off. >> jimmy: did you do it yourself? >> i did. >> jimmy: was it risky? >> it's super risky. i don't like my occipital lobe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. let me have a look at it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: looks pretty good. it's risky because it's like buying a cartoon of eggs, you want to lift it up make sure everybody is nice and round. >> but it takes years for the carton to come back. [ laughter ] that's the difference.

>> jimmy: so now you have -- it must be easier to be bald. does your family like it? is it popular in the house? >> my middle child says, daddy looks weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: daddy looks weird, yeah. >> which i do. to him. he hasn't known -- he only has four years' life experience. for him it's like, daddy's been this way for a long time. [ laughter ] but yeah. it's -- but everybody seems to be okay with it. >> jimmy: everybody's okay with it. yeah, looks pretty good. >> pretty good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you watch the oscars? >> i was at the "vanity fair" oscar party. >> jimmy: oh, you went on that party. were people paying attention when the whole thing happened, or were they talking as they usually are? >> everybody was just kind of chatting. it felt like you were in someone's living room and it just kind of happened. you know, i don't -- to me -- you know, i don't even want to get into it, because i'm like, it's like, whatever. whatever. people are already tired of it. [ laughter ]

people are like, dang, i got to read another article? it's been eight articles already! [ laughter ] and also, like, i've had a lot of stuff happen to me while i was telling jokes on stage. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you been attacked? >> well one time, this was the closest, it was an emotional attack. >> jimmy: oh. >> i was telling -- i was dating someone, and i had brought them to an improv show, and they came, and we didn't know each other that well. maybe i dated her for like two weeks, it was maybe a third date, maybe second. and we're doing and it she's drunk and she's like," what's going on? who are these people?" she's super loud. people are like, who is she? i'm like, "i don't know." [ laughter ] and then eventually, like, my friends who are on stage with me performing go, "hey, lady, you got to stop, you got to get out of here." she looks to me like, can you

believe? [ laughter ] and i was like, "i do not know this woman." i was like, "i don't know her." that kind of thing. and we never went on another date. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the end of that. it's one of the perils of bringing a gal pal to the show. >> yeah, that was it. >> jimmy: yeah. in a way, you're like will smith and chris rock combined. because hip hop star, television star, comedian, all of these things. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, thanks. yeah, yeah, i can't choose sides. >> jimmy: it would be like you attacking yourself, really. >> i love both those guys. >> jimmy: friday you performed at a preparty for the oscars. >> oh. >> jimmy: i heard that -- was that scheduled, or just something that happened? >> no, that was just something that happened. tiffany haddish came in and galvanized everybody. >> jimmy: she does that. >> yeah, i had no clue. she did, like, tina turner, and i was emceeing in awe. although i heard later on that she does that. >> jimmy: she does do that

regularly. >> i had no clue. >> jimmy: she's a good singer too, right? >> she's really good. i'm like, i'm getting something special. later on people are like," she does that for everybody." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the "new york post" said that you guys had a rap battle. is that an accurate description of what happened? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that did not happen? >> no, they saw two black people, they're like, oh, y'all must be rapping. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: when you go to a party, do people try to get you up on stage? >> always. >> jimmy: and do you want to goup on stage? >> no. i like performing but who wants to be at a party you're having a good time and it's like go do that nervous, like, thing that brings out -- like, you have to prepare most of the time. but when it's with friends, it's fine. with tiffany it's really, really easy. >> jimmy: did you guys do a duet or something like that? >> i was just emceeing, she's doing "rolling."

she's like -- ♪ big wheels keep on ♪ and i'm like, "what? proud mary does what?" i did a lot of that. >> jimmy: that reminds me of a story. you were on the shop with lebron james and brunson was on the show and you guys worked together a long time ago. >> she was a p.a. on one of my first videos. >> jimmy: which is crazy. >> very crazy. >> jimmy: and even weirder, you had an animated conversation with her about who was more influential in music, notorious b.i.g. or the beatles. >> or the beatles, yeah. it got very heated. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i don't know. it was weird, because i don't think anybody really cared. it's one of those things where it's barbershop talk, where you're talking about something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and also, i had to be honest. i didn't listen -- i got really into the beatles maybe, being serious, like a year ago. [ laughter ] i was like, these guys got hits! [ laughter ] these guys are really good! i was listening to like, "let it be" and they didn't even like

making that album. >> jimmy: did you watch the documentary? >> yeah, all 20,000 hours of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i loved it. it was really good. >> jimmy: after watching that now, where do you stand? who is more influential? beatles or notorious b.i.g.? there's only one answer to the question. >> there's a lot of pressure. i'm going to go with, we'll be right back. >> jimmy: okay, we will be right back. donald glover is here. "atlanta" is his show. we'll be right back.

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want"? >> no, i had to lie for very long. [ laughter ] i always wanted to make short films, and this was i guess the easiest way to do it. we got to do what we want. it's harder to do, but pulled it off. it's been fun. >> jimmy: it is really a great show. i have to tell you, the first episode of the season, i have to hand it to fx for letting this happen because you're barely in the first episode. you're at the end. it's this story, based on a true story which i remember, this harrowing story about this kid. it's not you, then you wake up at the end and we think, maybe it was your dream. >> they definitely were like, you sure you don't want to put darius in there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> for a while they were, like, oh -- because it is kind of dangerous to do it. but we thought, like -- i always wanted it to be like a movie. i always everything i do to be like an event. if people are going to be waiting a long time for this to come back, it should be an event. so people should watch it.

if they watch watch on it a big screen, if they watch it, it should be something harrowing and cinematic. >> jimmy: and the rhythm of the show, it's addictive. it's very low-key. i was telling you before the show i have to turn the volume up way loud because he don't hear very well, but it's also because you guys are speaking like people actually speak. >> yeah, we keep it low-key. we mumble a lot. i'm a mumbler. hi, mom. she's always like," you mumble." i mumble a lot and i feel that's the way a lot of people talk. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. >> but if you keep everything at a 2, when you do a 10 it feels like 100. >> jimmy: i love that. >> just got to keep it low-key. >> jimmy: are you working on a childish gambino album right now? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. no. [ laughter ] no, i make a -- i'm making a lot of music. i really love doing it. i've made a bunch of it. it's really about how to experience it, at this point. >> jimmy: do you schedule -- do

you block out time where you go, like, okay, i'm going to work on some music right now? or i'm going to be busy writing this or shooting this? or does it just flow? >> it used to just flow but now i have kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh, nothing flows anymore? >> nothing flows anymore. >> jimmy: the only thing that flows is snot. [ laughter ] >> yeah, just sorrow. no, you know, like nothing's as easy as it used to be. so i do block off time now. because i'm like, i want to be here for them at this time, i want to make sure i see his game, i want to make -- that takes a lot of scheduling. but i have this kind of farm, i call it, like an art farm, when i go there then i get to be as a.d.d. as i want and just are like, i'm making this i'm painting, i'm just -- >> jimmy: daddy's at the farm, kids. >> daddy's at the farm, leave him alone. >> jimmy: you mentioned painting. i want to show this poster. i feel artists don't get enough credit. this is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ]

i see it on the billboards. this is a guy named aleem smith. he knows by "yesterday nite" on instagram. >> i thought these were so cool, so beautiful. >> jimmy: you found them? >> i seen them before but the promo department hit them. i love his work, and these are around town. feels like art, it's cool. >> jimmy: and it's great. you're working on another lando project for disney plus right now. >> am i? [ cheers and applause ] knowing all my business. >> jimmy: just seeing what's going on. it's called fishing, you ever heard of it? >> you're making another "alien," is that true? no, i have a lot of things. like to blossom and then go away. >> jimmy: i like to blossom, too, i love it. [ laughter ] give people allergies and then disappear. >> and disappear. right now's the start of another one of those. i have a ton of stuff i'm working on.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a multi-platinum recording artist whom billboard magazine deemed "the new prince of pop-punk." his new album "mainstream sellout" is available now. please welcome machine gun kelly. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to have you here.

you played the show quite a few times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the first time you've been on the couch, as they say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcome. >> thank you. my phone's in my pants but my jeans are tight. i feel like my butt's super square, if you saw it. [ laughter ] that's not my butt, that's just my phone. >> jimmy: you don't have a rectangular butt? >> no. as much as i love spongebob squarepants. >> jimmy: we're learning about you already. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i mentioned that you were on, 2012 was the first time. >> oh, look at the outfit. >> jimmy: your first performance. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i remember this day. they were like, do you want a stylist? and i was like, i got this. [ laughter ] and, yeah -- >> jimmy: i think you look fine. why? is this not cool this outfit, anymore? or what? >> it's -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, okay. >> but you know what's cool about that day was they -- a friend of mine was friends the father of a upcoming disney star

that wanted to come watch the the show. we met backstage. she moved on to be the biggest budding star of the generation, zendaya. she was here watching us. >> jimmy: oh, really? how about that. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i'm very proud of you and everything you accomplished. i'm super happy for you, that's awesome. >> jimmy: that was the last time you saw zendaya? >> yeah, yeah. i think now we're neighbors, i think, oddly. i don't know if you know that. i'm right down -- >> jimmy: you know she's not here right now? [ laughter ] she did not come tonight. >> i keep looking at the red light. >> jimmy: no, that's not her, that's another lady. [ laughter ] >> ah. >> jimmy: you and your lovely fiancee, megan fox -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did a very 2022 thing, you announced your engagement separately on instagram. individual posts. >> i think we didn't want other people to announce it and so many people were involved. >> jimmy: who knew? >> i used one of the employee's

phones to get an angle. so he just -- still to this day, there's a 20-minute video of me just waiting underneath a tree. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: megan was here with arsenio over the summer. arsenio was filling in for me. she mentioned a trip to costa rica which the two of you did eye bec e ayu asca. was it the first time trying that? >> yes. >> jimmy: she described it as a personal trip to hell. did you have that same experience? >> oh, mine was -- i remember walking up, it was a circle of about 20 people, you're in the forest, the jungle, dieting, not eating past 5:00 p.m. or drinking water or anything. i was the last person to take it. i remember everybody had one cup, one cup, and they get to me and the shaman said something to the translator, and goes, she says, "you have a big shadow of

darkness behind you, you need more." [ laughter ] and everyone in the circle was just looking when they gave me more of the cups because they all just did one. and i was just like -- [ laughter ] did like four. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's some shadow. did the shadow go away? >> on the third night i remember the shaman had a bottle of tobacco water and did this thing where he went -- and i saw gray, it looked like sand coming from my body. and i watched it go -- and he went -- i was like, what was that? was that me? and then i came out and have been like this ever since. [ laughter ] i'm just kidding. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so you say it was a positive experience? or can it even be quantified in that way? >> all jokes aside, it was one of the most important things

that happened to me in my life. but i remember even going into the third night, megan was like, "i can't do this i can't go back." they're supposed to put an arcana over you, essentially an energy shield over the whole experience. her second night -- her first night she's like, rainbows, unicorns, oh, it was great. second night she was like, i don't ever want to see that again. we were exorcising some things out of us that we needed to get rid of. yeah, i mean -- the plant was a medicine that really went inside. you could feel it working inside your body. even after you left, it stayed there. it was interesting. >> jimmy: yeah, boy, i would just never do that. [ laughter ] never be that adventuresome. the guy would look at me like, "you go home." [ laughter ] pete davidson is on your album? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a little in-between track on the album. by the way, this is a real album

with a lot of songs on it. nowadays, people are putting five songs and calling it an album. but you really filled the whole thing. you and pete were friends for a long time, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you lived at his house for a while, right? or tom's house, right? >> yeah, a mixture of house taz he was at. there was a period where both of us kept looking at each other like, is it over for us? [ laughter ] but that night, it's funny, it's a voice recording on my phone. we went to in-n-out with my daughter, that's her uncle, we went out. he's like, where do you want to eat? she said, a restaurant. he's like, no, we're going to in-and-out. i remember sitting on the benches outside eating, we saw a couple in a car right there, freaking out, "oh my god, that's pete davidson and mgk." the boyfriend was so pissed. like, you could just see him mouthing i'd beat them up if you

weren't here. man, i don't, they're so corny. [ laughter ] we get in the car. we're driving by this building on sunset. there's this wall of all these famous people. jay-z, kendrick lamar, anybody you could think of. i'm oddly on there smoking the fattest blunt. >> jimmy: i think we have a video of this wall that's on sunset boulevard. [ laughter ] there you are. dj khaled, jay-z. >> it's been up there two years. i don't think they know what's in my mouth. >> jimmy: pete's not on the wall. >> he should be. >> jimmy: yeah. you know who is on the wall, look at that, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i don't know, wow. i don't know how that happened, jimmy. >> my god. >> jimmy: lil wayne is on the album. is that a big deal for you? >> that's the biggest. as an artist, especially from the generation i'm from, like, that's who we grew up, like whoa. >> jimmy: how do you call lil

wayne and ask him? do you do it himself? >> i cheated. travis barker called. then i popped into the facetime, "dude, we're here, do you want to come?" he was super down. "yeah, i'm going to pull up." this is around 8:00. he up around 1:00 a.m. [ laughter ] the sprinter's there. all this security, the cameras. it's like, dude, this is crazy. the door opens. he walks out, he comes in. he said what's up, i played a song. he's like, this is what we're doing? i was like, yep. then, you know, he's like, you guys got time? like, all the time you need. he goes in this courtyard, he walks around the courtyard, come back in like 6:00 in the morning. >> really? >> we're like -- he's like, i didn't make you wait too long? we're like, no, man, no, what? no. he goes in the booth, does it in like one take. we freak out.

i get in the car, wake megan up, oh my god, lil wayne. we have a song, it sounds like lil wayne should be on this one too. should we try? yeah, we're going to call. he's like, he'll sleep until 7:30 a.m. but we need to turn it in at 8:30. i about the same up, like lil wayne didn't do it. dude, the verse was there. he did a song at 8:00 in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] he's like bruce wayne. he really is. >> jimmy: what song are we going to hear when we come back? >> it's called "make up sex". [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "make up sex." the album is called "mainstream sellout." we'll be back with music from machine gun kelly!

>> jimmy: that was fun, right? i want to thank donald glover, jason alexander, george takei. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. tomorrow night, chris pine and ke huy quan, with music from wallows. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "mainstream sellout." with the song "makeup sex" and help from black bear, machine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ okay ♪ ♪ screaming when we screaming

when we fight yeah ♪ ♪ even when i'm drunk you're my only type yeah please don't ♪ ♪ break my heart i know that you might yeah ♪ ♪ tell me tell me now are you 'bout that life yeah ♪ ♪ bonnie and clyde ready to die two gravesites ♪ ♪ later tonight you told me to stop waiting ♪ ♪ i can feel your back breaking face down ♪ ♪ waterworks swam in your pool backstroke ♪ ♪ we both naked i can see that ass shaking yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up i love chaos ♪ ♪ i love toxic i love wreckage y'all are falling ♪ ♪ picture taking pics you're cropping it's hard lately ♪ ♪ i'm exhausted you hate my guts then you love me ♪ ♪ you made me feel so disgusting can't stop ♪ ♪ a runner from running so go go go you're my only drug ♪ ♪ you're my only vice yeah fighting then we ♪ ♪ you're my only type yeah

mixing bad decisions up with one night stands ♪ ♪ and hennessey all i got's this broken heart ♪ ♪ but you can have the rest of me yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up when you come back ♪ ♪ i'll be waiting i'm missing you there's something ♪ ♪ you're not saying when you come back i'll be waiting ♪ ♪ is it someone new ♪ ♪ i'm missing you ♪ ♪ is it someone new ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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