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neighbors here for letting us, our whole staff, descend upon your city like a swarm of alcoholic lantern flies. and we had a great week. and i wish we could stay longer, but you know, it's time to go back to our chihuahuas and yoga mats in l.a. right guillermo? oh, there's guillermo. ♪ start spreading the news ♪ ♪ i'm leaving today ♪ ♪ i want to be a part of it ♪ ♪ new york, new ♪ if i can make it here ♪ ♪ i'll make it anywhere ♪ ♪ it's up to you ♪ ♪ new york, new

>> jimmy: what an entrance. wow. and i tell you something, we had a lot of costumes, a lot of ideas for guillermo. after a week of eating, this was the only costume that could fit him. what was the single best thing you ate this week, guillermo. be honest. i know you had a lot of stuff. what was it. >> i think it was a steak from peter lyinger. >> jimmy: a steak from peter lugar. did you pay in cash? >> no, with a credit card. i didn't pay. the producer pays. >> jimmy: he never pays. that's his secret. like in l.a., if you want a bacon egg and cheese sandwich at 2:00 in the morning, you just have to sit quietly until that feeling goes away. there's no way to get it. thanks to all the restaurants who brought us sometimes three lunches a day. it's ridiculous. when i got to work this morning, all the rats in the neighborhood lined up and gave me a big round

of applause. there's so much nature here. this video, i think, captures a lot of what makes new york so great. it's from morningside park. you can see a bird of prey, a hawk at the edge of a garbage pail. he jumps in, roouts around a little bit. you'll never believe what he comes up with. a rat. that's right. and a napkin. you know, they have -- they have pumpkin spice garbage bags now. for real. hefty is making garbage bags that smell like pumpkin spice. didn't we already have a pumpkin spice garbage bag in new york. his name was donald trump, right? [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. another thing i won't miss is the subway here. it's very different than our subway back in l.a. you see, this is the way they

sanitize the poles is unorthodox. but, boy, does it work. i mean, i think that's what they call a bronx bachelor party. you know, as unique as new york is, it seems like every day it's becoming more like california. things are organic. cannabis is now legal here for recreational use. which is interesting because we knew it was legal, but there's nowhere to buy it legally. there is a big pot store that's been open for many years. it's called washington square park. but legally, that's -- i guess it's going to change because a big group of sparring weed merchants applied for the chance to own and operate new york's first legal dispensary. the deadline was monday. they got about 900 applications. the first round of applications was only open to people or relatives of people who were convicted of pot-related crimes, which is so strange. i mean, i get why they're doing it. but has there ever been a

situation in the history of the world where one of the job requirements is you must have sold an eighth of purple-urple to an uncover cop? also yesterday the governor announced that all new cars purchased in new york state will be zero emission cars, which is what lawmakers of california mandated the in our state last month. this will take effect starting in 2035 if we make it to 2035. i don't know. do you guys even need cars? the only driving i see is people circling around looking for parking spots. and while it's never going to be the same, when a cabbie is yelling at you to go f yourself from a nissan leaf, it's definitely for the best. you're one of those people who really loved emissions, don't worry. those factories on the jersey turnpike, they're still going to be burning tires or bodies or whatever the hell that smell is for many, many years to come. because they are the two biggest cities in the united states, and there's a rivalry between l.a. and new york.

and rivalries, i think, are what keep us sharp. so, to encourage future generations, we went out in the streets in both cities to ask kids, which is better, l.a. or new york? >> what's better, new york or l.a.? >> new york. >> how come? >> because it's, like, the best place ever. >> what's better, new york or l.a.? >> l.a. >> how come? >> l.a. is more big for, like, more famous people, i feel, better shops. >> what's better, new york or l.a.? >> i'll go l.a. >> how come? >> because they have the best sushi here. >> what do you think about people from l.a.? >> doesn't barbie live there? >> what's the worst thing about new york? >> i heard there's rats. >> what do people in new york complain about? >> i'm guessing rats. >> if i told you to take the 405 to the 101, what would you be doing? >> getting lost.

>> who likes to drink more alcohol, people in new york or l.a.? >> l.a. >> how come? >> cuz it's so good. >> what do you think about people from l.a.? >> weird. >> why are they so weird? >> because they wear stuff inside their lips. >> like what? >> botox. >> who's the most famous person in new york? >> my uncle. >> what's his name? >> uncle. >> we know him. >> that's my uncle. >> who's the dumbest person in new york? >> uncle. >> he's the most famous and the dumbest? >> mm-hmm. >> who do you think drinks more wine? >> my mama. >> how much does she drink? >> a lot. >> what do you people in l.a. like to eat? >> they mostly like to eat salad. >> how come everyone in l.a. is so afraid of gluten?

>> gluten is scary. >> are you afraid of gluten? >> no. i'm brave. >> can you do an impression of someone from new york. >> oh, hi, i'm going to go get a gucci bag. >> i walk and i talk and i live in new york. >> can you do an impression of someone from l.a.? >> hey, give me my salad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nailed it. here's something i happened upon while flipping it's "celebrity wheel of fortune" week. >> i'll take an "l" please. >> yeah, three l's. >> i think i would like to solve. which jimmy is it, kimmel or fallon? >> i believe it's the same guy. that's the rumor.

>> you know, we get that a lot. we both do. people can't seem to handle that there are two men named jimmy at once. why? i don't know. james is probably a common name. there's probably a lot of james' in this room now. the most popular boys name in the united states. and i'll tell you something, jimmys stick together. and while we were in brooklyn this week, i found a small business down in cheaps head bay, very close to where i grew up. it's a sandwich shop named jimmy's. it seemed like it could use a little boost. so, we assembled a team and we went down there and we gave it to them. >> this sandwich sucks. where can i get a great italian hero for a good price? >> at jimmy's. >> you're going to make me a sandwich? >> no, get out of here. at jimmy's famous heroes. serving jimmy's and even non-jimmy's at their original sheeps head bay location since

1938. this is the owner of jimmy's, jimmy. >> victor. >> what? >> my name is victor. >> jimmy: i'm going to call you jimmy because otherwise this doesn't make sense. jimmy makes hot heroes, cold heroes, and even salads if you're weird like that. >> jimmy fallon, what are you doing here? >> i'm a jimmy. how could i not be here? >> wow, jimmy. isn't it great to be amongst so many jimmys. >> this is what i call a jimmy sandwich. ♪ give me a hero ♪ ♪ i'm holding out for a hero in sheeps head bay ♪ >> meet by courteous staff. >> we are grandma jimmys. >> we make heroes and wraps. >> did somebody say >> pepperoni. >> and salami. >> smoked turkey. >> and pa strammy. >> don't forget the cheese. >> cheese.

>> jimmy's was voted fifth best parmesan in new york by a website i've never heard of. >> we're number five, we're number five. >> what do matt dillon, the kid author from "little big shots," and assemblyman steven -- have in common? nothing. >> that's right. >> and they all love jimmy's famous heroes. >> but don't take it from us. listen to what our satisfied customers have to say. >> i had to say hero. >> my favorite sandwich is hot ham with provolone, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a roll. you got a problem with that. >> my favorite is prosciutto and mozzarella. >> i hope they serve jimmy's at my funeral one day. >> hey, jimmy, look at all these tomatoes. >> jimmy's caters weddings,

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. i want to thank, once again, to jimmy fallon. jimmy and jennifer lopez co-authored a children's booked. it's called "con pollo."

>> i told you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you told me no such thing. >> i did but you never listen to me. >> jimmy: and why are still dressed as an apple? >> i don't know, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know either. also, music from action bronson tonight. and then later, we're going to go out in the street, and we're going to guess who is stoned and who is not in a special brooklyn edition of "who's high." and i see you raising your hand. that's for people outside of the building, not in. next week, we'll be back in l.a. with our guest will be keanu reeves, norman reavis, charlie -- miranda lambert, flow, phoenix, nav, and don toliver. so, please join us for that. our first guest tonight on our last night in town has been making movies and tv shows since

your mom went to prom. you know him from "ozark," "arrested development," you know it. say hello to jason bateman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: no one -- no one -- loves the roar of the crowd more than you. >> than will arnette. >> jimmy: than will arnette. >> this is so much better than l.a. just move to new york. this is, like -- i mean, if you guys could see the situation in l.a., you guys wouldn't get it.

it's just -- you -- just the five rows right there. that's it. >> yeah, that's it. yeah. >> jimmy: and yet it's interesting you saying move to new york because you live in l.a. so, you want me to leave. >> no, i want to move to new york. >> jimmy: oh, you want to move to new york. you got kids in school. that's not so easy when you're a dad, is it? >> i could go back and forth. >> jimmy: because when you were a kid, you know, you were raised on television. you didn't even have a house. you were raised on the set of a house -- >> i lived inside a tv box. we did get to come to new york a little bit. that's when the love affair started. >> jimmy: tell me about the first time. >> well, this is a late show. so, her name was -- >> jimmy: no, no, i mean -- what i mean by that is the first time you were in new york. >> in new york. >> jimmy: yes, not in a woman. >> his name was -- oh, you're talking about visiting.

>> jimmy: yes, visiting. yeah. how old? >> i can't do another bit on this. >> jimmy: no, no. >> i was probably, like -- i know that i was with -- i think i was with my dad. i was coming to do some press like this. i think i was probably 12 or 13 or something like that. and it was -- i mean, you got to see -- i was born in rye, new york, but i left when i was two. that was my first experience to, lie like, seasons. you guys actually have seasons here. >> jimmy: for you, it was just pilot season and that's it. >> and it's much more colorful here as far as navigating the sidewalk and driving and whatnot. you see stuff here. there was -- i remember walking up sixth avenue once. this was later. and a guy just not peeing, doing the other thing, middle of the afternoon on a wednesday on the sidewalk on sixth avenue.

>> jimmy: he couldn't at least have the decency to save it for the weekend. >> no. but that was -- but i was prepped for something like that. i think on the first trip i remember i was driving with my dad in the cab. i think we were probably on our way from the airport to the hotel. and we stopped at a red light, and i was just looking out the window, looking at all the foot traffic. this guy just gets his clock cleaned for no reason at all, knocked right off his feet with a punch. i turned to my dad and said, do you see that. he goes, i did see that. you've got to have your head on a swivel in new york city. an hour later we're out walking around on the streets. he goes, look at this. we've got a magician over here. he's got a card trick going. we walk up to that -- in retrospect, it's three cardamomty. you get your clock cleaned financially. my dad lost 200 bucks and his wallet was stolen. so, mr. smarty keep your head on a swivel, he didn't know what the hell he was doing either.

>> jimmy: so, i can see why this love affair with new york began. >> yeah. the only thing that is nerve-racking in l.a. is if they don't have something gluten free or, you know, traffic. that's it. >> jimmy: yeah. you did your podcast, "smartless," which is wildly entertaining. two live shows here in brooklyn, right? >> we did. i forget the name of the venue, but it was something big and beautiful like this. it just blows our mind that people are listening to it, let alone come out live for it. you were very nice to come on when we were in l.a. it's an hour a week on a laptop. you're working your nards off five days a week. you need some podcast to get a stupid ass like will arnette and shawn heys and you're done. >> jimmy: it's also fun to do it in front of people. so, the idea behind your podcast.

the one really different thing is one of you will book a guest and the other two don't know who the guest is. >> that's the cutdown on having to research. >> jimmy: and who did you have here in brooklyn? >> here in brooklyn, we had aoc, and we had david letterman. >> jimmy: and david letterman. >> you had david letterman on night before last. >> jimmy: on tuesday night, yes. >> does he still look like -- >> jimmy: he looks good. he looks like dave letterman. were you nervous about having dave on and interviewing dave. because he'd interviewed you before. >> it's very nerve-racking. hero for me, hero for you, hero for all of us. i was very shocked he said yes. because the odds of him even knowing who we are, me, little, and shawn, i just don't get it. >> jimmy: he was a big "hogan family" fan. >> i don't buy that. i did his show a handful of times, but i was still convinced

he had no idea what my name was. >> jimmy: for real? >> honestly. and he sits down on the couch and we're doing the "smartless" thing out here. and i started asking him questions, still trying to figure out if he even knows what my name is or if he's here because publicist said do it. he said something like, well, it was probably better for you than it was for me. and i said -- i said, well, what do you mean? he goes, well, you really left a mark on that show. so, i was, like, very excited that he did remember me, but then quickly brought down to earth because he said, because you will just not shut up. it's like, what do you mean? he says, you're the most long-winded guy ever on a talk show. i'm paraphrasing. as i'm going on right now, he says, you just keep going and going and going with a story. i said, well, dave, i once saw you on an interview that said, it's the guest's job to talk. it's not your job to talk.

the guest isn't doing the host a favor by being on the show. jimmy's doing me a favor by having me on the show. so i would have these stories prepared, and i guess i went on a little too long on his show. so, they had to change the amount of time to go away to commercial and stuff. i was mortified to hear all this. but still -- but buoyed that he even knew who i was. >> jimmy: you were known as the guy who talks too much on a talk show. >> yeah. they couldn't book a second guest. i was a double block guest. >> jimmy: well, there's something we want to get into. this is a fun game we play at dinner sometimes. jason bateman is here. his podcast is called "smartless." we'll be right back with jason. ♪ ♪

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book. >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: you didn't what? >> i didn't know what it was. we're not right people, us actors. we have a team of people that keeps us smart and keeps us from getting hit by traffic. i think a publicist said there's an important great charity, whatever they framed it. i'll do it, whatever. i did that. i was in, out, clearly. there wasn't a whole lot of research done there. so, it was during "the hogan family," and i remember after the end of one of the tapings, you know, the audience files out. and some woman, like, put her head behind the curtain. and i was walking back to my dressing room. and she goes, hey, jason. i turned around. i go, hello. she says, how's jesus? how's your relationship with jesus? i mean, i had no idea what she was talking about obviously. i said, oh, he's not returning my calls. i don't know. and she goes -- she goes, that's great smartass.

what are you doing stuff for the book if you don't know jesus. i said, what book? the book. i said, oh, is that what that is? my publicist was like, you've got to do something for the book. and you know me, i don't read. i'm not that guy. i'm not a reader. and i just thought, oh, anything for a book that will make me seem smart because i don't read. >> jimmy: well, why wouldn't you. >> i think i might be the only person still alive. >> jimmy: no, lisa is fine. >> lisa welch is still alive. >> jimmy: glen campbell -- >> i am the least religious person in the world. i wush i was more -- i'm just not right. >> jimmy: yeah, well. believe me, abe and lynn are rooting for you. i'm sure from up above. >> i hope. >> jimmy: i think people forget how many -- i know i forget because i am constantly asking you questions. what i like to do is just run random names mostly from the 80s

by jason, and i say, did you know this person. >> right. >> jimmy: and it's remarkable how many of these people you know. now, this has not been prepared in any way. you don't know what i'm going to ask you. i'm going to run through some names, if you don't know them, just pass or whatever. but i think you'll know them. >> what if i pass on all of them? we'll have to cut this piece. >> jimmy: it's okay. you tend to be long-winded anyway. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. well, i was out here in new york doing some press, affiliate something or other. i remember being at a large table backstage with mr. cosby. i remember my mother being between me and bill, and he was very chatty with my mother. >> jimmy: all right. lee majors. >> never met him, but i'd love to. >> jimmy: farah faucet. >> no. >> jimmy: emanuel lewis webster. >> yes. emanuel lewis was doing webster

on the family lot where my sister was doing family ties and i liked to cruise around and bop into other stages and say hi to folks. so, i got myself a relationship with emanuel lewis, and we were buddies for a while. >> jimmy: what would you guys do together? >> i think this was before video games so, i don't know, read comic books or something. something stupid. but hello to him. >> jimmy: tattoo from "fantasy island." >> no, but i would have loved do "sfafantasy island." >> i'm not that old. f you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i can see you saying, hey, son, slow it down. >> that's "love boat." i would have loved to do that. ricardo. >> jimmy: you never met him? >> ricardo, no. >> jimmy: hulk hogan. >> no, but i did hit a screaming line drive past a sprinting lieu

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>> my mother worked out with mr. t's trainer, and that's how i got to meet mr. t. it's just so random. i've got to retire. i've got to get out of this -- this is, like -- i feel like a circus freak. >> jimmy: you're not. you're a cyr cuss of the stars freak is what you are. >> i would love to have done that. i would love to have done "battle of the network stars. "why don't we bring that back? you've got juice here. >> jimmy: i would love to do "battle of the network stars." you would be teamless. >> wouldn't there be a streaming team? we would dominate. >> jimmy: you want to hang around because we're going to do something we do back in l.a. you know, in l.a., there are a lot of marijuana shops. next to every doughnut shop -- >> there are more dispensaries in l.a. than starbucks. >> jimmy: true.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. we are chatting with jason

bateman. i think he'll be good at this game. we play a game back in l.a. we talk to pedestrians. we try to determine just by questioning and observing which of three pedestrians is high. and since it's legal in new york now, we thought it would be fun to try our first ever brooklyn edition of "who's high," all right? now, my cousin, sal, is out on the street, outside. sal, you are not high, correct? you don't actually do that sort of stuff. >> oh, no, not me. i have to say, last night i saw a guy who looked a lot like you smoking weed out of a rigatoni noodle. and that's not a joke. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're talking about, sal. sal is going to bring in three passers by. these are people you found on the street today. and jason maybe we'll make this a competition. so, jason feel free to ask any questions you like. and we'll go through them in order and we'll start with the gentleman in the white jacket

there. hi, what's your name. >> how are you? robert marcelo. >> robert, super high, drink some orange juice and lay down. >> i'm good, i'm good. >> jimmy: you don't want to guess that quickly because we need to look at everybody. >> i don't need more than just the glasses. the glasses and the white jacket. >> jimmy: robert, what do you do for a living? >> used car salesman, and i'm a brooklyn boy. >> jimmy: i'm not getting high from -- i don't feel it. let's talk to our next contestant here. your name is -- >> hi, i'm maura. hi guys how are you? so excited. >> jimmy: maura, can we zoom in a little bit closer? maura, are you starting to rethink your guess, jason? >> i'm going to need johnny sunglasses to take off the

shades before -- >> jimmy: would you mind taking off the shades, robert? >> sure. it's like fantasy island meets little italy. how do i >> jimmy: we met maura. maura, what do you do for work? >> i am an art teacher. >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. okay. and finally, our third pedestrian is -- what is your name, sir? >> christopher bomba. >> jimmy: christopher, are you in the fitness industry. you seem -- >> i think. a personal trainer. >> jimmy: yeah. you don't look like that and smoke weed regularly. so, i am going to go -- maybe you do. i don't know. i am going to go with maura as my guess. jason? >> because she's an art teacher? >> jimmy: no, because she has no pupils whatsoever. she's a rare teacher with no

pupils. >> i'll go -- i guess i gotta go with bobby sunglasses. >> jimmy: you're going robert. i'm going maura. who among you is high. please step forward if you are high. maura, what did you have? >> you know, the good stuff. >> jimmy: did you smoke it or eat it? >> oh, through the -- the smoke. >> why couldn't she have said that at the beginning. it's a layup there. through the smoke. >> jimmy: through the smoke. i see. okay. sal, bring in three more people. let's meet our first contestant right there. >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: yeah. that looks an awful lot like the

roast master general, jeffrey ross. hi, jeff, how you doing. i feel like i might have the advantage on this. jeff, open your eyes so we can see them. >> i'm squinting because i don't want to have to look at sal. look at these people. >> jimmy: what do you think, jeff? >> i don't want to say if i'm high yet, but i was high when i agreed to come out here right now. >> jimmy: who is our second pedestrian. let's get a little bit closer there. >> hi. i'm regan. >> jimmy: you seem to be in disguise, regan. what are you -- are you a super hero? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: are you fighting crime out there? >> never. >> jimmy: never? okay. so, you're pro-crime, your name is regan. >> he tried to sell me weed. >> jimmy: and regan, would you

mind taking off the glasses because we cannot see your face at all. >> they don't come off. >> jimmy: oh, they're a part of your look, huh? this has become more complicated. and finally, we have -- >> hey, y'all, i'm mary royall. >> jimmy: hi, mary, how are you? >> all right. and it's mary royall. it's a double name. >> all right. don't scream. you're not high, but you are annoying, mary. >> thank you. >> she was my lyft driver coming over here. >> jimmy: all right. well, i don't know about you, but, boy, it could easily be any of the three. but i know jeff well enough to say that if it's -- if he's out of bed, he's high. i'm going with jeff. >> it's a pretty safe bet. i would say jeff is high on weed. you got regan high on acid. and mary royall is just high on

life because she's got a bitching double name. >> jimmy: all right. if you're high on weed, please step forward. of course, jeffrey. >> it's my day off. it's legal. give it up for legal weed, everybody. >> jimmy -- we have to offer contestants leftover chinese food. >> jimmy: we have a prize? what do we have for them, sal? oh, chinese food. >> i'm sorry. >> all right. >> i just have the munchies, sal. >> jimmy: thanks for playing "who's there they go everybody. >> what do you get? >> just the pride of winning. we'll be right back with action bronson.

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