tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC July 21, 2023 11:35pm-12:37am PDT
11:35 pm
11:36 pm
and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to las vegas. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to you from -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada.
11:37 pm
we are in the zappos theater. this is the only theater in america where you can order a pair of shoes and they'll be on your feet by the end of the show. [ cheers and applause ] this is our closing night here in las vegas. and i have to say, i don't know if i'm going to make it all the way through. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility scooter. [ laughter ] we had a great week. we've had a lot -- here's why vegas is number one. [ cheers and applause ] it's because -- it's not just -- i'll explain it. it's not just one city. all the great cities of the world are represented here. you've got new york, paris, rome, margaritaville. [ laughter ] every place. if new york is the city that never sleeps, vegas is the city that's been jacked up on red bull for 48 hours straight. [ cheers and applause ] there is alcohol everywhere here. there's even a bar at drybar. in vegas. even drybar isn't dry. that's how much alcohol there
11:38 pm
is. but i have to hand it to our crew and staff, even though there have been many temptations to drink to excess, to stay up to late, they have been -- we've had the most professional group here -- [ cheers ] safety is our number one priority here at the show. one priority here at the show. i want to thank everyone who worked to put the show together. i want to thank caesars palace, zappos theater. so many people worked to make this happen. mostly i want to thank you for waiting in line to see this. [ cheers and applause ] we have loved every smoke-filled minute of being here. guillermo's had a really -- where's guillermo? oh no. oh, my goodness. i think i hear his music. ♪ here he is, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
11:39 pm
the very talented guillermo. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you las vegas! >> jimmy: need safety goggles to look at you. this is amazing. thank you, guillermo, please. >> thank you, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is your body holding up, guillermo? >> terrible, jimmy, terrible. i might die any minute. >> jimmy: it's liber-mariachi we have here. [ laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: you have to go. i have a mission for you. you get to your spot, okay? all right. guillermo will be back in a few minutes. many years ago, i lost my virginity in this city in the parking lot of what was then the continental hotel. and this week, this week i came back to find it, and i was unable to do that. it's still out there somewhere. but all this week my co-workers
11:40 pm
were asking me, what was it like to live here? to be here all the time? in a lot of ways, living in vegas is like living inside a glowstick. the possibilities are -- you can have shrimp and jell-o for breakfast any time of day or night. [ laughter ] there's something for everyone here. in one spot you've got the finest italian, sushi, chinese food. then two doors down they're serving a bottomless bucket of guy fieri's bacon chimichanga waffles. did you know it's illegal to smoke marijuana on the strip? [ crowd reacts ] >> jimmy: it's been so fun to see my friends and neighbors at the show. and we've been getting visits from luminaries. our newly elected senator representing the state of nevada, senator jackie rosen, is here with us tonight.
11:41 pm
[ cheers and applause ] hi, jackie, and her husband larry is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, jackie, for coming and for protecting our health care. very good to see jackie. we got an e-mail last night saying we have to go to the airport an hour earlier tomorrow because there's extra security because the president, you know that guy? he's coming to las vegas. [ crowd reacts ] >> jimmy: let's not -- the secret service will be here and we'll all be in trouble. trouble will be appearing at the annual leadership conference for the republican jewish coalition. a lot of people don't know donald j. trump, the j stands for jewish. [ laughter ] this is the facebook announcement. this is how they promoted the event. zoom in on that face. [ laughter ] what is this? he looks like a guy who wants to represent you in a mesothelioma lawsuit. [ laughter ] tomorrow vegas will have another carrot top in town.
11:42 pm
[ laughter ] hey, we have been keeping close attention to the local news here in vegas this week. because every week back home in hollywood we bleep and blur tv moments whether they need it or not. and since we're here, it's time for a special las vegas edition of "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll have more from jimmy tonight on finally bringing his show to vegas and the [ bleep ] took him so long. >> we've got that wind advisory that began a couple of minutes ago. it's not going to stop my wife and i from [ bleep ]ing this afternoon. >> bernstein [ bleep ], [ bleep ] $500,000. >> we are bernstein [ bleep ] your business. >> we want to keep going. >> thanks, coach. >> [ bleep ] you. >> we've got a [ bleep ] advisory for the rest of today. >> little pencil [ bleep ]. adam schiff. got the smallest, thinnest [ bleep ] i've ever seen. >> 99.9% of people watching
11:43 pm
right now will never have a chance to [ bleep ] the kardashians. what do they smell like? >> it's heating up outside, so chances are you will take a [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ] any day now. >> joe wants to take a [ bleep ]. joe, we're not downtown saigon. he said, i don't give a [ bleep ], i'm joe dimaggio, i want to take a [ bleep ], i take a [ bleep ]. >> a part of your body no one ever sees. >> my [ bleep ]. >> take a look at my [ bleep ]. >> wow. ♪ up and down i'm a big [ bleep ], [ bleep ] ♪ good gracious! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have something very special planned tonight. so, in this hotel, there's a little chapel where couples can get married, and there's a wedding in progress right now. so that is the wedding going on. that's jason and kate. they're both in the air force, majors in the air force, stationed in colorado. [ cheers and applause ] and they have no idea we're watching them. they can't hear us right now.
11:44 pm
and our plan is to make their wedding night even more special than it already was going to be. let's break in now to their wedding. hello jason and kate. hi, jason and kate. hi, there. hi, guys. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm doing a show from the zappos theater right now. we're very close to you. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sorry to interrupt. what were you guys doing? [ laughter ] >> we got our family here. we're like, getting ready to get married. >> jimmy: getting ready to get married. i was wondering if i might step in and you might let me preside over your ceremony. would that be all right? >> uh. sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. roland, that's okay with you? >> that's okay with me. >> jimmy: don't worry, i was an altar boy for many years. >> that explains it. >> jimmy: i know how to do it. let's begin.
11:45 pm
we are gathered here today in this most sacred place, planet hollywood in las vegas, to join in holy matrimony, jason and kate. but before we do, if anyone knows any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. >> hey! hey, guys. [ cheers and applause ] what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: hey, david, david spade. >> hey. i just had a -- i'm just so lost. hi. i don't want to step on that. i'm not really here to object. but i had a couple of questions. one, is there a slots of fun around here? i have a residual check, and i'm feeling lucky. >> jimmy: i don't think so anymore, no, david. >> is there a pawnshop? i want to see what i can get for my people's choice award. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: david, there are a lot of pawnshops, but we're in the middle of a wedding ceremony right now. do you have an objection?
11:46 pm
>> yeah, okay, okay. what's that? >> jimmy: did you have an objection? >> i did. look at this girl, so cute. hi! yes, it's me from "grownups." freaking out, jimmy, give her a second. yeah, my objection is they seem a little too sober and not on my watch in vegas. guillermo, can we get some shots in here, guy? shots, guillermo. ♪ >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i hope this is top-shelf liquor. do you want to take one? you got that? to the three of us. >> woo! >> and you too, guillermo. you too. >> hey! >> jimmy: a pre-wedding toast. beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] all right. everyone approves. now let's get back to business. jason, do you take kate to be your lawfully wedded wife? >> i do. >> kate, do you take jason to be your lawfully wedded husband?
11:47 pm
>> i do. >> jimmy: well, now by the power vested in my by the nevada state bird, which is the mountain bluebird, by the way -- i pronounce you husband and wife. you may kiss each other on the mouth. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. now, one more question i have. did you hire a wedding singer? >> no. >> jimmy: well, thankfully, i know a local performer who has agreed to help you out. so kate and jason, here to accompany your first dance as husband and wife, ms. celine dion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ for all those nights that you stood by me ♪ ♪ for all the truth you made me see ♪ ♪ for all the joy you brought to my life ♪
11:48 pm
♪ for all the wrong that you made right ♪ ♪ for every dream you made come true ♪ ♪ for all the love i found in you ♪ ♪ i'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ ♪ you're the one who held me up ♪ ♪ never let me fall ♪ ♪ you're the one who saw me through, through it all ♪ ♪ you were my strength when i was weak ♪ ♪ you were my voice when i couldn't speak ♪ ♪ you were my eyes when i couldn't see ♪ ♪ you saw the best there was in me ♪ ♪ lifted me up when i couldn't reach ♪ ♪ you gave me faith as you believed ♪ ♪ i'm everything i am because you love me ♪
11:49 pm
>> wow. ♪ because you loved me both of you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes, yes! >> jimmy: that's a pretty good wedding. well, congratulations, kate and jason. david, would you like to sing something before we go? >> no, she sang the one i was going to do. >> jimmy: oh, she did, all right. [ laughter ] >> me and guillermo are going to take off and hit slots of fun. >> jimmy: okay, take off. thank you, celine. thank you, jason and kate. we have a great show tonight. chris tucker is here, and we'll be right back with celine dion from the las vegas strip. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you were my strength when i was weak ♪ ♪ you were my voice when i couldn't speak ♪
11:50 pm
♪ you were my eyes when i couldn't see ♪ ♪ you saw the best there was in me ♪ (vo) consumer reports evaluates vehicles for car shoppers in... ...reliability, safety, owner satisfaction, and road-test evaluations... and the results are in. subaru is the 2023 best mainstream automotive brand, according to consumer reports. and subaru has seven consumer reports recommended models. outback, forester, solterra, crosstrek, ascent, impreza, and legacy. it's easy to love a brand you can trust. it's easy to love a subaru. becky, you're constantly leaving your mark with your number-one hit songs and with the work you do in your community. we're excited to offer you the first-ever fingertip sponsorship deal. espera... just my fingertips? just your fingertips. cheetos wants to sponsor my fingertips? exactly.
11:51 pm
ok! [sfx: celebrating] do you mind if i get a picture? sure! just the fingers. is that good? um... a little lower. how about now? they'll be here in 5, we ready? - there's uh... - oh. left. left. i don't have it. i don't have it. - keep going. - we should've used behr. yeah. today let's paint. right now, get america's most trusted paint brand at a new low price starting at $28.98. behr. only at the home depot. ♪ at a new low price starting at $28.98. looking for bladder-leak protection that neutralizes odors and keeps you dry? try new depend® fresh protection™. it absorbs 25-times its weight and featuresdryshield™ technology, that protects better than pads and keeps you 2-times drier. try depend®. i have active psoriatic arthritis. but with skyrizi to treat my skin and joints,
11:52 pm
i'm feeling this moment. along with clearer skin skyrizi helps me move with less joint pain, stiffness, swelling, and fatigue. and is just 4 doses a year after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine, or plan to. there's nothing like clearer skin and better movement-and that means everything! ask your doctor about skyrizi today. learn how abbvie could help you save. ♪ deion: here you go. deion: ooh i told you. ♪ group: hey, devin! ♪ ♪
11:55 pm
>> jimmy: that's very sad. davey on a losing streak. welcome back to our final night in fabulous las vegas. you can see david spade with ray romano, live at the mirage tomorrow night. david's mom is here tonight and informs us that she calls him davey. tonight, a very funny man. you can see him in concert tomorrow night, just down the street at the wynn hotel and casino. chris tucker is here. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we are back in hollywood for new shows with all of the avengers who did not turn to dust. robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johannson, paul rudd, danai gurira, jeremy renner and don cheadle - plus from "game of thrones,"
11:56 pm
nikolaj-coster-waldau camila mendes, kiernan shipka. and music from 2 chainz, alice merton, hozier, brad paisley, and the backstreet boys. but we are not finished here. our first guest tonight is a five-time grammy winner and one of the best-selling artists of all time. she is a las vegas superstar, so in june she will end her 16-year run at caesars palace to kick off a new world tour. please welcome celine dion! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
11:57 pm
>> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, here for the first time as husband and wife, kate and jason brosseu. were you guys surprised? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you can sit. relax, relax. it's your wedding. [ cheers ] congratulations, guys. by the way, that was absolutely beautiful. thank you. please. we have a vip section for the bride and groom. we're going to upgrade you guys to an 1,800 square foot suite tonight for your -- that's right. views of the strip. they've got a bed and everything. >> he's going to chase her all over the place. >> jimmy: that's right. by the way, that's not all. we have another gift for you. guillermo? we also got you a panini maker. [ cheers and applause ] put that in the luggage. hello, celine.
11:58 pm
how are you? >> can i add to the gift? >> jimmy: yeah, add to the gift, absolutely. >> i'd like to invite both of you and your family to the next show that i'm going to do the tour in 2020. >> jimmy: your world tour. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, my world tour. >> jimmy: will you be going to colorado? >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good, beautiful. >> so you come. >> oh, yeah, we will. >> jimmy: they're definitely going to come. >> but, you know, you have to stay married. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do have to stay married. thank you for coming. >> hi, guys! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: celine, is that the first time, have you ever sung at a vegas wedding before? >> no. >> jimmy: interesting. >> i never had to do it, so thank you so much. >> jimmy: this could be a lucrative side deal for you. [ laughter ] >> but i did renew my vows here in las vegas with rene, the year 2000. >> jimmy: did you sing at your own renewal? >> no, listen to me, don't push it. [ laughter ]
11:59 pm
you know, the bouquet, the flowers, the big party, and i'm going to sing on top of this? no. a day off is okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's fine. >> is that water? >> jimmy: it's water. >> cheers. i just want to make sure it's not vodka. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever get crazy? you've lived in vegas a long time. did you ever get drunk and go out? >> no, i don't get crazy, but i have a lot of courage, like. ♪ courage don't you dare fail me now ♪ >> jimmy: that's the name of your tour. ♪ i need you to keep away the doubt ♪ >> jimmy: are you trying to seduce me? [ cheers and applause ] celine, you've been here -- >> i know you're married. i don't do this to married people. >> jimmy: you don't. well, if you did, it would work, let's just say that. >> i'm a nice girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been here for a really long time in las vegas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel weird about leaving?
12:00 am
does it feel odd to you? >> actually, i think i was supposed to be here for like two months. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and something went wrong or good, i don't know, but it's been 16 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 16 years you've been here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: will caesars palace keep the coliseum or demolish when it you leave? [ laughter ] >> i -- you're breaking my heart. you know what, first of all, it's kind of bittersweet to kind of like -- leaving las vegas. i mean, this is my second home. for me, it's not leaving las vegas. it's like taking a route, like a new chapter in my life. i'm going on a world tour. [ cheers and applause ] i'm coming out with a new album. it's called "courage." and i know that they want to do things at the coliseum. i will not let them demolish the coliseum. >> jimmy: that is very bold. >> but they might open the roof. >> jimmy: okay. >> to make it even more the real
12:01 am
cog sea you'll. coliseum. >> jimmy: like the one in rome. >> so all the other casino can hear us. oh, she's singing again. another 16 years, oh, gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i imagine being here for 16 years,you've accumulated a lot of stuff, right? and what are you going to do with all that stuff? >> keep them. >> jimmy: will it go in a storage facility? >> well, first of all, i am still looking for a couch. i lost a couch. >> jimmy: how do you lose a couch? >> i don't know, i don't want to say it got stolen, but if you see kind of a gray, taupish couch, heavy, big, beautiful, it's mine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you at all interested in two purple loveseats? because we won't be needing these after this. >> well, actually, i would love to keep them. >> jimmy: yeah, they're not really on wheels, though. >> it's okay.
12:02 am
i'm strong. >> jimmy: hey, how old are your children now? >> my twins are 8 years old, and my eldest is 18 years old. >> jimmy: 18 years old. >> yep. >> jimmy: will they continue to go to school in las vegas? >> they are homeschooled. so wherever i go they come, exception this year. exception this year is that i'm going to go on tour, and it's the very first time that my twins will not come on tour, and they already know, because i'm a talker. you noticed. [ laughter ] they are so active, into sports. they love it, so they're going to stay here. >> jimmy: you're not going to disrupt their lives. i see. >> i just want the best for them. and they know. >> jimmy: you know what, two 8-year-olds along in vegas will be fine alone in vegas, it won't be a problem at all. [ laughter ] >> i thought of something. while i'm gone, maybe rc can go and replace me at the coliseum. >> jimmy: oh, that's a good idea. >> and the twins can be the opening act. >> jimmy: get them earning. [ cheers ]
12:03 am
i like it. >> do you? >> jimmy: the family band, yeah, of course. we're going to take a break. celine dion is here. we'll be right back with celine right after this! ♪ sell to your customers anywhere, with shopify, the commerce platform designed for entrepreneurs. online, on social, in person and on the go. get the tools you need to sell the way you want, powered
12:04 am
by shopify. sometimes jonah wrestles with falling asleep... ...so he takes zzzquil. the world's #1 sleep aid brand for a better night sleep. so now, he wakes up feeling like himself. the reigning family room middle-weight champion. better days start with zzzquil nights. who says you can't go for bold without going broke... get the brands you want, the prices you want, whenever you want. tj maxx where you can always afford to be you to the maxx.
12:05 am
12:06 am
12:07 am
12:08 am
of quebec city. [ cheers and applause ] first stop on the tour. >> yes, we're going to start in quebec city, we're going to rehearse, finalize the show in quebec city, then going to montreal, and on and on and on for a year. >> jimmy: for a year. that's a long tour. >> you have to come! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't let me down ♪ ♪ don't let me down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the song that you're singing for us later tonight is "ashes." and this is the song a lot of people probably remember from the beginning of "deadpool 2." >> i think they remember. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i, that was a great, i thought that was fantastic. how did that come to be? did ryan personally contact you? did the director contact -- how did you end up in that movie?
12:09 am
>> well, i end up in that movie because i receive mail. a lot of mail, like you do. and i opened, just opened a letter. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and it said that -- you know, he wanted to -- and i was sure of myself. i know what he wants. he wants me to play the movie with him, obviously, you know? >> jimmy: this is ryan reynolds. >> yeah, yeah, relationship reynolds. and i thought oh, my god, i got to work on my features and all that. i started to work on my facial features, i went to the mirror, i was working on my eyebrows. the closeups sometimes, the eyebrows, the eyes, they talk so much. >> jimmy: you have to work on the eyebrows. so important. >> you have to work on the eyebrows. so i started to work on like this. right, right. [ laughter ] and the left. [ cheers and applause ] right left, right left, right left. and the thing is that i work on
12:10 am
my features so much for so long, nd i realize it had nothing to do with the movie. >> jimmy: they just wanted you to sing. >> he just wanted me to sing. and you know, he's such a great pumpkin, he's adorable. >> jimmy: did he know you were disappointed by this? >> no, because i wanted to sing the song. i'm a singer after all. >> jimmy: right, that's right. >> and i love the song so much, i didn't have to listen to it twice. >> jimmy: did you like the movie? did you enjoy that movie? >> it's crazy. i'm trying to keep it away. "mom, you signed the deadpool, can we watch the movie?" i'm like, "uh, i don't think it's working tonight." >> jimmy: not for the 8-year-old. >> no. no. no. >> jimmy: they've probably seen it already. you just don't know. >> don't tell me that. you'll make me freak out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're out on the road, they'll watch it. >> don't tell me that! [ laughter ] jim: i mean,they p don't even have cable. >> i'm outta here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you are going to
12:11 am
sing that song which worked so beautifully for that film a little bit later. >> i was very touched, to be honest with you, that he had thought of me to sing that song, because it is a beautiful song. >> jimmy: and he is a fellow canadian as well. >> on top, crazy like me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: celine dion. she's going on a tour of the world starting in quebec city, september 18th. we'll be right back from las vegas!
12:12 am
what is this place? the other side of the rest stop. if you're looking for a first mate, i know a guy. me. -is this oak? you could save a ton with progressive by bundling your boat or rv with your home and auto. hey, guys! free bags! they'll be here in 5, we ready? - there's uh... - oh. left. left. i don't have it. i don't have it. - keep going. - we should've used behr. yeah. today let's paint. right now, get america's most trusted paint brand at a new low price starting at $28.98. behr. only at the home depot. pepcid complete works fast and lasts for powerful heartburn relief. with an antacid that starts working in seconds- and a acid reducer that relieves occasional heartburn all day. other brands can't do both. pepcid complete.
12:13 am
♪ ♪ other brands can't do both. the vehicles are all-electric. the feeling is all mercedes. the choice is all yours. see your dealer for exceptional offers today. becky, you're constantly leaving your mark with your number-one hit songs and with the work you do in your community. we're excited to offer you the first-ever fingertip sponsorship deal. espera... just my fingertips? just your fingertips. cheetos wants to sponsor my fingertips? exactly. ok! [sfx: celebrating] do you mind if i get a picture? sure! just the fingers. is that good? um... a little lower. how about now? ♪
12:14 am
♪ ♪ ♪ wherever you go. wherever you stay. all you need is one key. earn and use rewards across expedia, hotels.com, and vrbo. [♪] did you know, unless you treat dandruff regularly, it will keep coming back. try head & shoulders shampoo. dandruff is caused by irritation to a germ that lives on everyone's scalp. unlike regular shampoo, head & shoulders contains zinc pyrithione, which fights the dandruff-causing germ and helps prevent it from coming back. it's gentle on hair and provides up to 100% dandruff protection, clinically proven. try head & shoulders shampoo and conditioner. for best results, use with every wash. this has been medifacts for head & shoulders.
12:16 am
spot slight." this is my las vegas strip sweater i'm wearing right now. it has on it a lot of familiar land marks from the las vegas strip including the luxor, the statue of liberty, the eiffel tower, on the back you see the strato sphere, the venetian, and the bellagio. and it also has on it is traffic on the las vegas strip. if you would like, you could get
12:17 am
a t-shirt that looks just like it on my website. sambarski.com. order while supplies last! >> jimmy: welcome back. we have chris tucker and music from celine dion coming up but first, no one on our staff was more excited to get to vegas than guillermo. from the moment he arrived at caesars palace, it was like he was a completely new man. >> wow, caesars palace! >> welcome to caesars palace, mr. rodriguez. >> thank you! good luck with the sex. >> thank you. [ laughter ] ♪ >> make way for caesar! this is my palace! >> your drink, mr. guillermo. >> my name is not guillermo. my name is caesar. >> whatever you say, caesar. >> begone with you. thank you for the drink.
12:18 am
♪ >> i am caesar. bring me my salad. >> you want another caesar salad? >> i cannot have enough of these things. you know, this is my palace. >> oh. >> nice, right? ♪ >> caesar approve. now do me! it's good to be a caesar! >> dicky: go to likeacaesar.com to live like a caesar. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with chris tucker!
12:19 am
[sfx: oven ding] we make sit-down chicken... stand-up chicken... backyard chicken... oops chicken... and all-smiles chicken. if there's one thing we know, it's chicken, chicken and chicken. more choices. more wow. [sfx: oven ding] more to love. tyson. ♪ music playing ♪ ♪ ♪ two miles an hour so everybody sees you ♪ ♪ two miles an hour so everybody sees you ♪ ♪ siri vo: for 102 miles, continue straight. ♪ let's ride ♪ ♪ two miles an hour so everybody sees you ♪
12:20 am
♪ two miles an hour so everybody sees you ♪ ♪ it's get out put my pedal to the floor ♪ ♪ and let's roll ♪ my active psoriatic arthritis can make me feel like i'm losing my rhythm. with skyrizi to treat my skin and joints, i'm getting into my groove. ♪(uplifting music)♪ along with significantly clearer skin... skyrizi helps me move with less joint pain, stiffness, swelling, and fatigue. and is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. skyrizi attaches to and reduces a source of excess inflammation that can lead to skin and joint symptoms. with skyrizi 90% clearer skin and less joint pain are possible. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine, or plan to. thanks to skyrizi, there's nothing like clearer skin and better movement... and that means everything.
12:21 am
♪nothing is everything♪ now's the time to ask your doctor about skyrizi. learn how abbvie could help you save. when you're ready to go but static and wrinkles are like, nooooo! try bounce, it's the sheet. less static. less wrinkles. more softness. more freshness. bounce. it's the sheet. so this is the, uh, place! is that... crown molding? did you do that? hold on, are you on the raisin bran crunch? good boy! do you want to see the kitchen? ♪
12:23 am
12:24 am
from "rush hour" and "friday" and he even lives here too. you can see him live at the encore theater at the wynn tomorrow night. please welcome chris tucker! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. >> good! [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you! i love you all! >> jimmy: how you doing? that's very thoughtful for you to bring them a gift. >> yeah, that's about all i could find. >> jimmy: it looks similar to the one that was sitting on our craft service table backstage. [ laughter ] >> it was? i went all over town trying to
12:25 am
find that. >> jimmy: how you doin'? how's it it going? >> doing great. i live here in las vegas. i love it, i live here! [ cheers and applause ] don't y'all see me walking around? i love it here! >> jimmy: do you ever hang out with celine dion? >> i don't, i don't. she's my neighbor, though. i live down the street, i never see her. i met her before in paris one time, "hey, selene!" she was so nice. >> jimmy: that was it? >> i went to one of her shows out here, too. i loved it. you can't help but sing her songs. [ cheers and applause ] i was out there singing. >> i was like -- >> jimmy: what's your favorite celine dion song? >> you know the one -- ♪ here, far, wherever you are ♪ ♪ i will always ♪ [ cheers and applause ] something like that, anyway. >> jimmy: i never imagined. >> that one is my favorite.
12:26 am
>> jimmy: boy, what was the first time you were in las vegas? how long ago was it? >> first time i performed here, about two years ago. first time i performed here, i'll never forget it, because it was so hot. the hottest i've ever been in my life. i was inside it was so hot, i thought i would go outside and get cooler, but it was even hotter. it was way off the strip. in the desert. it was a little shack out in the desert. >> jimmy: playing a little stage out there? >> a little place out there. but the hottest i ever been was in dubai. i went out there in the middle east. i thought vegas was hot. i went out there to play golf one time, and i had the whole golf course to myself. but i didn't know it was the hottest time of the year, nobody was golfing. >> jimmy: right. >> and i was so hot. that's the first time i realized that black people can get sunburned. >> jimmy: wow. >> because i had a tank top on, my shoulders were messed up for months. >> jimmy: really? >> so i wear suntan lotion every time i'm in the middle east. >> jimmy: you owned a comedy club at one time. i'm opening a comedy club. >> congratulations. [ cheers and applause ]
12:27 am
>> jimmy: maybe you can give me some advice. i've never done anything like this before. how did that go for you? >> don't have your family working for you in the comedy club [ laughter ] because my family worked for me in the comedy club. the club wasn't making no money, but everybody had new cars. [ laughter ] my brother was drinking up all the inventory, i got to try this stuff, man. make sure it's good. >> jimmy: how long did it last? >> about a year. that was it. >> jimmy: who made the call to shut it down? >> i did. i was like, this is over. i wasn't making no money, this was going to mess up my movie money. >> jimmy: were they upset with you? >> my dad was upset, he was the cook. he said, what am i going to do now? i said, be my daddy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last time you were on the show i think we talked about your son who is how old now? >> he's 20, about to be 21. >> jimmy: so will you give him a big las vegas 21 year old party? >> he wants to come to vegas.
12:28 am
he wants to come to vegas, but what he don't know is i'm coming with him. he's not going to know i'm here. i'm going to be watching him behind slot machines. [ laughter ] i'm going to tell waitresses, don't give him no beer, take him some milk. that's my baby! watch out for him, please! >> jimmy: are you still like that at this age? >> i'm still like that, i'm bad. i'm one of those detective dads. >> jimmy: that's good. there's nothing wrong with that. does he find it annoying? >> no, i think he's cool with it, because i'm rich? i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> maybe that's why he really loves me, i don't know. >> jimmy: i'm going to throw a hypothetical situation at you. let's say your son's getting married maybe, who knows, ten years, whenever it is. and there's a bachelor party and he and his friends, and they have a bachelor party and they say we're going to go to a strip club together. would you go with your son to the strip club? >> i will be there, yeah. >> jimmy: you would be there. i have to show him what not to do. [ laughter ]
12:29 am
i will go, i will definitely go. >> jimmy: you would feel comfortable? >> i would have to be there for him. till i know he can handle his own. >> jimmy: that will be a very special moment between father and son. >> yeah, no. "it's not worth it, son, get you a girlfriend, get you a wife, you're losing too much money here." [ laughter ] "we're going to be broke in a minute." >> jimmy: so you're going along to ruin it for him, basically. >> just to ruin it for him. "waste of time." >> jimmy: you love living here in las vegas? >> i love it because people come from all over the world. i bought a house because i wanted to be here. i knew everyone was coming from all over the world. [ cheers and applause ] to do shows. now it's coming true. i'm performing tomorrow night at the encore. two shows. >> jimmy: what's the difference? what time is the early show? >> like 7:30 and a 9:40 show. the difference is, 9:40, everybody's drunk already. jokes are easier then. 7:30 everybody's still, they sober. so you got to work harder. >> jimmy: you do. so the late show is the fun show? >> the late show is the fun
12:30 am
show. that's funny, smoky! how about your movie? "rush hour," where jackie chan at! you just talk about them for 45 minutes. "jackie's doing rom-coms, i think." >> jimmy: you and jackie aren't hanging around off set? >> jackie is the nicest guy in the whole world. that's why those movies were so good, jackie was so nice and i was so comfortable. he would give me a gift every day, to my trailer. i'm like, what is going on? he's so nice. i have to buy him something after a while. then i realize, he's from china. they make everything over there, he was getting it for free anyway. [ laughter ] i almost went broke trying to keep up with him. >> jimmy: that was a beautiful extension of jackie's gift giving. >> i learned that, that's from
12:31 am
12:33 am
>> jimmy: i want to thank chris tucker, david spade, and apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, you can see her on the "courage" world tour beginning this fall. here with the song "ashes," celine dion. from the mercedes-benz stage here in las vegas, celine dion! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ what's left to say these prayers ain't working anymore every word shot down ♪
12:34 am
♪ in flames what's left to do with these broken pieces on the floor ♪ ♪ i'm losing my voice calling on you 'cause i've been shaking i've been bending ♪ ♪ backwards till i'm broke watching all these dreams go up in smoke let beauty come out of ♪ ♪ ashes let beauty come out of ashes and when i pray to god ♪ ♪ all i ask is can beauty come
12:35 am
12:36 am
12:37 am
212 Views
1 Favorite
IN COLLECTIONS
KGO (ABC) Television Archive Television Archive News Search ServiceUploaded by TV Archive on