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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host. thank you for joining us. i'm standing out in the rain. we got a lot of rain this -- today. it's always funny when it rains here. everyone here came to work dressed like paddington bear today. [ laughter ] across the state, california is flooding. thousands of people are without power. and there's more of that on the way. in fact, let's go live now to the jkl weather center for the latest. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "jimmy kimmel live" weather update. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: it's raining. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, storm team. i know this is a scary time for a lot of us. remember, in the unlikely event of a flood, guillermo may be used as a flotation device. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, hey, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: just talking about you. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: usually when it rains this many days in a row, we appease the gods by throwing the youngest member of the jenner-kardashian clan into a volcano. [ laughter ] i guess that's not politically correct anymore. meanwhile, kevin mccarthy has a storm going in the paralyzed house of representatives. we still don't have a speaker of the house in this country after kevin mccarthy lost for the 11th time in a row today. if you haven't been following it, here's how it's going for the republicans so far. [ bell ringing ] >> i rise today to nominate the gentleman of california, kevin mccarthy, as speaker of the house. >> kevin mccarthy will not win the speakership on the first vote.
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[ bell ringing ] >> i rise to nominate kevin mccarthy for speaker of the house. >> republican kevin mccarthy has lost a second round of voting. [ bell ringing ] >> let's start by electing kevin mccarthy as our next speaker. >> congressman kevin mccarthy lost a third vote for speaker. [ bell ringing ] >> i nominate the gentleman from california, mr. kevin mccarthy. >> kevin mccarthy lost his fourth bid for the house speakership. [ bell ringing ] >> i rise to nominate kevin mccarthy as speaker of the house. >> kevin mccarthy has lost for the fifth time. [ bell ringing ] >> i rise today to nominate kevin mccarthy as speaker of the people's house. >> kevin mccarthy lost a sixth straight vote. [ bell ringing ] >> i rise to nominate kevin mccarthy, speaker of the house. >> kevin mccarthy has just lost on the seventh ballot. [ bell ringing ] >> i advance the name of kevin mccarthy very proudly as the next speaker of the house. >> kevin mccarthy has lost yet another vote for speaker. [ bell ringing ]
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>> i advance the name of kevin mccarthy as the next speaker of the house. >> kevin mccarthy lost his ninth attempt. [ bell ringing ] >> i rise to nominate kevin mccarthy as speaker of the house. >> we've got some breaking news, kevin mccarthy loses on the tenth ballot. [ bell ringing ] >> i nominate my friend, the next speaker of the house, kevin mccarthy. >> kevin mccarthy now appears to have lost his 11th speaker vote. [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: there you go. congratulations, kevin. [ applause ] that's a hell of an accomplishment. i can't wait for lin-manuel miranda to make a musical out of it. [ laughter ] i'm worried about nancy pelosi. i don't know if it's healthy for a woman her age to laugh so hard for so long. [ laughter ] she's just sitting back, snapping into a slim jim and slow-clapping the bejesus out of this one. [ laughter ] nancy pelosi bass supposed to be on our show tomorrow night but she can't fly home because she needs to be in washington to watch kevin mccarthy lose 11 more times. [ laughter ] believe it or not, this is not
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the longest it has ever gone on. back in 1855, a man named nathaniel p. banks needed 133 rounds of voting to be named speaker. finally sealed the deal by offering every member of congress a bucket of extra crispy chicken and two sides of mashed potatoes. [ laughter ] the reason kevin mccarthy can't get over the hill is because of a group of about 20 super right wing holdouts who are refusing to go along with the majority. circus jerk matt gaetz of florida is one of them. [ laughter ] he is particularly adamant he will not vote for kevin mccarthy. this morning, he even went so far as to nominate his old pal, mar-a-lardo, for speaker. >> i nominate president trump because we must make our country great again, and he can start by making the house of representatives great again. [ one person clapping ] >> jimmy: ass-kisser. [ laughter ] nobody else voted for trump. which means, i don't know, trump lost another election, i guess. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what matt gaetz's problem is, but matt gaetz seems especially ticked off that kevin
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mccarthy has been using the speaker's office even though he hasn't been elected speaker. >> look, he's a desperate guy whose vote-share is dropping with every subsequent vote, and i'm readying to vote all night, all week, all month, and never for that person. so i tell you what, when he comes out and heads back to his squatting in the speaker's office -- which, why is he even allowed to be there? >> jimmy: it's not a bad question. another question, why aren't you in jail yet? [ cheers and applause ] by the way, trump -- trump personally intervened to try to get kevin mccarthy the votes. he called matt gaetz, he called lauren boebert, he called all the people he endorsed. you know how many of them changed their minds after he called? zero. in other words, trump might not be gone for good, he's in remission, though. [ laughter ] he did weigh in on liespace today, shifting gears. and now suggesting that it's actually a good thing republicans can't see eye to eye. "i actually think that a big republican victory today, after going through numerous roll calls that failed to produce a speaker of the house, has made
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the position and process of getting to be speaker bigger." it's always about size. even talking about the speaker of the house, he finds a way to make it about his penis, it's remarkable. [ laughter ] and while trump is trying to cook up a silver lining, most republicans are frustrated, including marjorie taylor greene, of all people, who said this chaos makes the republican party "look like an embarrassment." oh, thank you for that assessment, jewish space laser gazpacho police. [ laughter ] marjorie taylor greene calling republicans an embarrassment is like chuck e. cheese saying "the pizza at this restaurant sucks." [ laughter ] and her buddy, lauren boebert, is another "never kever." she did the unthinkable and went behind enemy lines to msnbc last night to try to explain just what the hell it is she's trying to accomplish. >> voters are saying, hold on a second. i voted you in to get something done. so when you talk about names coming up and evolving, give me a timeline. how long are you willing to wait for this evolution? >> actually, i look at it in a very different way. i see it as congress not spending money that they don't
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have. because every day that i've been in congress, we've done exactly that. so the taxpayers are actually winning here, because congress hasn't organized. >> jimmy: that's quite an argument. what she's saying is, we'd be better off without congress. if you're saying even you think you're a waste of our money, i think we finally agree on a point. [ cheers and applause ] this lauren boebert. is in way over her head. she's getting it hard from all sides. she even took a beatdown from sean hannity last night. >> if you only have 30, to be clear, you will not withdraw -- >> 30's going to be a beautiful number to reach. >> you're telling kevin mccarthy and the 203 people that support him to withdraw because they don't have 218. that's what you're saying. >> kevin mccarthy and his supporters are already getting voter fatigue -- >> i asked you a simple question, congresswoman. you know, i feel like i'm getting a liberal -- an answer from a liberal -- >> i'm not voting for kevin mccarthy, sean. >> you will not abide by what you told president trump, i got it. i feel we've made progress.
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>> look, i love president trump. you're not going to turn me on him, you're not going to pit him against me -- >> not pitting him against you, that's what you said to him. >> jimmy: hey, guys, come on, stop it. she's horrible, you're horrible. you're both horrible! why are you fighting? [ cheers and applause ] you're in the same fiery dumpster together. i love this so much. i hope it goes on for a year, i really do. [ laughter ] here's a weird new product that was just unveiled at the ces show in las vegas. it's called "u-scan." this is a sensor that connects to an app on your phone that analyzes your urine to track how healthy you are or aren't. they're saying it's the most technologically advanced way to accidentally drop your phone in the toilet ever. [ laughter ] we finally put wifi in urinal cakes. congratulations! pop the champagne, humanity. we've done it! [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, in other bathroom news, i'd like to offer congratulations to the ctv news team up in saskatoon, winners of tonight's award for "excellence in reporting."
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>> take a look around the city, doesn't look like there's any significant slow-downs. so there you go. pretty easy to get around saskatoon at 5:41, matt. [ sounds of water flowing ] >> jimmy: at least matt washed his hands, i guess. [ applause ] hey, oh -- i don't know if you read about this. did you hear about the royal rumble between william and harry? prince harry has a book coming out, and he details a story in it about a fight he had with his brother, prince william. they got in a fight after william insulted harry's wife, meghan markle. harry claims william called meghan, "difficult," "rude," and "abrasive." which he probably could have saved time and just said she's american. [ laughter ]
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he claims "william then grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and knocked me to the floor." which is crazy. two brothers who are the result of generations of inbreeding got in a fight? the only surprise to me is it didn't happen in florida. [ laughter ] the description of the fight is pretty shocking. it's violent and very detailed, and to help illustrate it in more detail, we created a reenactment based on harry's actual description of this rare fight between princes. >> "two princes," a true story. william set down the water. then he called me another name. >> you're a white guy! >> then he came at me. and we tussled. it all happened so fast, so very, very fast. he grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor. i landed on the dog's bowl which
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cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me. he mocked me. >> this is what it sounds like when doves cry. >> i lay there for a moment, dazed, then got to my feet and told him to get out. then i made him face the music. ♪ the end. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how we were able to acquire that. by the way, i got an email yesterday from my mother-in-law. and it looked weird. she asked me "do you ever buy anything from amazon?" which i thought might be a joke because i have packages stacked up so high, my fingernail is turning into an x-acto knife, it's evolving. so i texted her. i said, "did you send this?" and she didn't. turned out it was a scam artist who asked all the people on her contact list this question.
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of course, my dumb dad responded. then they asked me, "would you send me an amazon gift card?" there's a lot of this kind of thing going on during the holidays. and you know what they say, "if you can't beat 'em, screw with them." so, we went out onto hollywood boulevard and asked pedestrians to voluntarily give up their personal info in a new edition of "fool release." enjoy. >> this is a petition to stop scamming. people use personal information -- >> then i'll be putting my personal information on here, right? >> exactly, yeah. >> excuse me again? >> no, no, it's okay. do you have any credit cards? >> yes, i do. >> do you keep them safe? >> yes, i do. >> can we take a look and make sure they're safe? >> then i'd be falling victim to scammers. >> right. pop that right on the scanner for me. >> credit card? yep.
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flip it over, and one more time. that way we get both sides of it. >> cool. >> i have a visa. >> can we take a look at that? >> no, i'm good. >> no, no, it's okay. >> oh, no, it's fine. oh, yeah, "processing." >> okay, good. that's fine, we'll get the information off that. >> yeah, yeah. >> and where were you raised? >> fresno. >> went to elementary school there? >> yes. >> which school? >> um -- i don't feel comfortable saying, because then you can steal my identity. >> no, no, no, no. >> nelson elementary. >> and your mother's maiden name? >> marsico. >> marsico? >> yeah. >> pull out a piece of hair and put it in that tube for me. put it in there. have you been the victim of any kind of online scam?
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>> yes. >> what happened? >> somebody swiped our card, then went on amazon and took everything off the card on amazon. it was my atm debit card. it was a sun coast schools credit union. >> do you still have that? >> yeah. >> can we take a look at that? >> no! no, i'm getting yelled at. no, no. no we don't want to -- what, no. you sure? >> it's okay. no, it's okay, it's fine. >> what? they're doing a study. >> we're doing a study. it's science. it's science. gary, it's fine, it's fine, you can show us. >> okay. >> and the back? >> no! >> no? yeah, because it's got the code. >> pop that in your mouth for a dental impression really quick. there we go. keep it in there, keep it in there, all right. let's take a look at what we got. gary, what is going on here? you've got a deep pocket on number 7. you still flossing? all done, thanks, gary. you can keep that.
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>> oh. >> keep it in, keep it in, keep it in. all right. thanks, gary. >> all right. >> have a great ride. keep it in, keep it in, keep it in. all right. have a great time. >> okay. >> keep it in, keep it in -- >> yeah? >> yeah. i got it. >> okay. keep it in, keep it in, keep it in! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, gary, all right. we've got a good show for you tonight. from the new movie, "the drop," anna konkle is here. we've got music from matt mason. and we'll be back with laura dern! >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by allstate. check. psych! and i'm about to steal this game from you just like i stole kelly carter in high school. you got no game dude, that's a foul! and now you're ready to settle the score. game over. and if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, well, you could end up paying for all this yourself.
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singer-songwriter from norfolk, virginia. his album is called "never had to leave," matt maeson from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by former speaker of the house joel mchale and ali wentworth, music from molly tuttle. join us for that. our first guest is an oscar and emmy-winning actress who has done battle with velociraptors and assorted sith over the span of her sterling career. she co-stars now alongside hugh jackman in the movie, "the son." it opens in theaters january 20th. please welcome laura dern. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> wow. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> this is the best party in town. i think this is the most i've been with in three -- >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: some people do have that kind of reaction.
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you haven't gone to concerts, any of that stuff? >> really, and work is so in lockdown mode the last couple of years. this is amazing. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i wanted to mention, i think this is a fun little thing. you had a kind of a secret cameo in the season of "white lotus" that most people didn't realize was you. >> true, recorded from the closet of my room. >> jimmy: recorded from the closet? >> yes. mike white and i are old friends. he's so brilliant -- >> jimmy: mike created the show. >> yes, he created a show called "enlightened." >> jimmy: one of the best shows, that was a fantastic show. [ cheers and applause ] i feel that people don't appreciate what a good show that was. >> find it, if you love "white lotus." >> jimmy: another hbo show. you and mike are pals. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he had this role over the telephone? >> yeah. >> jimmy: where you talked to michael imperioli. >> it was amazing. i loved doing it. i loved literally recording into my phone and him saying, "just
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go to town, be as angry as you like." >> jimmy: it wasn't a live conversation you were having? >> no, yeah. >> jimmy: now you're going to be on the next season of "white lotus"? i threw that in to see if you would bite on it. [ cheers and applause ] >> i think last time i was here you asked me that about "jurassic park," and in fact i was. >> jimmy: oh, maybe i'll be 2 for 2 on this one. [ cheers ] did anyone recognize your voice and go, "oh, that's laura"? >> yes, including my son, who didn't know. i didn't tell anyone. we were watching and -- >> jimmy: that's got to be weird. "wait, that's my mom on the phone." >> yeah, screaming at someone, how memorable. no, i hope not. >> jimmy: that's funny. if anybody's going to recognize the sound of your screaming, it would be your son. [ laughter ] >> sadly, that might be the case. >> jimmy: that's fun. that's got to be a good big thing. this other big thing you're a part of is the taylor swift video. [ cheers ] she did the "cinderella" video. she directed this video. you played the evil stepmother.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: and the gals from haim, the band, played the evil stepsisters. how did that come to happen? >> taylor asked me, and it sounded like such an incredible time. and i was amazed by what a great filmmaker she is. how prepared she was. how improvisational and fun it was. i had the time of my life. so it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, and then, like, so many people saw it -- i don't know, it's probably, if you think about how many people watch a video like that, it's tens and tens of millions. you think, oh, maybe more people saw this than "jurassic park," right? [ laughter ] >> when you do it, it's an isolated experience of an amazing, fun day with your friend. and then, in fact, because you brought it up, i by good fortune was in hawaii. i love it there so much. and friends have an organic farm on oahu where we did film some of the original "jurassic park."
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>> jimmy: oh. >> and i was coming out of their farm, and there's a guided tour of the sites of "jurassic park" with a little sign saying "welcome to jurassic park." and as i was, you know, post-beach, seeing our friends, we're getting in the car. i'm standing right in front of the sign and here comes a group of people. [ laughter ] and this girl comes running up to me, "oh my god, oh my god!" this is, i just want to be with my family, let's not do a whole jurassic park -- she goes, "aren't you the girl in the taylor swift video?" [ laughter and applause ] it was amazing. she did ask for a picture with me, because she loves taylor swift, and there was "welcome to jurassic park" right behind us. [ laughter ] so i'm excited to know -- >> jimmy: that is really funny. okay, i have another story i want to ask you about because this is pretty crazy. david lynch is in the new steven
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spielberg movie "the fabelmans." he plays john ford, the old-timey director, very famous guy. he's another famous director who you've worked with many, many times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: somehow you engineered his appearance in the film. he initially said no? >> well, i can't take the credit of, you know, maestro spielberg. but steven loved this dream of having david lynch in the film, and both of them together sort of paying homage to john ford, who means so much to both of them as filmmakers. and i was -- >> jimmy: david said no, though, right? initially? >> i think that's correct, yeah. >> jimmy: and then steven called you and said, "can you help me?" >> yes, and i had the time of my life, both bringing them together and perhaps supporting david in feeling comfortable acting in this movie. >> jimmy: oh, is that what it was? >> yeah, that the two of them together pay tribute to ford in that way.
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and it's such an incredible scene in the movie. >> jimmy: can i ask you about the mechanics of that? first steven, what, does he call you, you meet with him or what? >> calls me. i had seen him, and he had told me about what he was making, then he called me to say, there's this idea. >> jimmy: does that put a lot of pressure on you, because steven spiel wearing has asked you to call someone else and talk them into being in the movie? >> i'm like, "yo, david, steven wants this thing, you guys got to make it happen." yeah, no. i'm shaking and excited because i feel like it's being part of cinema. everyone i've talked to that's seen the movie feels so grateful that here is david lynch paying homage as this master filmmaker, which he is, directed by another master. and the fact that i know them -- >> jimmy: did you get credit in the movie for casting? >> i think you should call him. >> jimmy: this is two big projects you didn't get credit for. >> hello! exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: by the way, i know you know, obviously, jeff goldblum.
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he is one of my neighbors. he lives down the street. he's always standing kind of in the garage, like out in the front, almost in the street. and it blocks -- there's a lot of trucks and stuff coming through. will you call him and tell him to get in the garage? [ laughter ] >> absolutely. i'm actually going to get a sign for behind his head that says "welcome to jurassic park." then maybe they'll line up for autographs. >> jimmy: he would probably appreciate that on his home. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see a clip from the new movie "the son" starring laura dern. we'll be right back. more shopping? you should watch your spending honey. i'm saving with liberty mutual, mom. they customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. check it out, you could save $700 dollars just by switching. ooooh, i'll look into that. let me put a reminder on my phone. save $700 dollars. pick up dad from airport?
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look, the other day i -- i -- i asked him to -- i don't even remember what, take his plate out or something. and -- he just looked at me -- with -- so much hatred. i thought -- i thought he was going to -- >> what? >> he scares me, okay? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is laura dern and hugh jackman in "the son." it opens in theaters january 20th. this is a very heavy movie, and hugh plays your ex-husband. you guys have a child together who's a troubled child. i'll let you explain what it is about. >> yes, he's in a mental health crisis. and we don't know what to do. and as we've all learned, because whether it's friends or family or within ourselves, we
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are in a severe epidemic when it comes to mental health in this country and everywhere else. and there's so much shame around it that there hasn't been global conversation around mental health. and so these parents are stuck in the unknown of how to help him and how to protect him and even how to coparent through it, given their own issues and challenges. >> jimmy: and this movie is a -- not a sequel to the movie "the father" -- >> yes. >> jimmy: which came out last year, starring anthony hopkins. >> yes. >> jimmy: he won the oscar for that movie. [ cheers and applause ] this is in the same family, same universe? >> yes, same writer, director, florian zeller, who also won the oscar for the screenplay. >> jimmy: right. >> this, too, is so brilliantly written. he dedicated three plays that he wrote in france to issues of mental health. and so this is the second. >> jimmy: "the father," "the son," i assume "the holy spirit" must be the next one, right? [ laughter ] >> i've been waiting, hoping. but he's incredible and hugh
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jackman is the nicest person any of us will ever meet. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: he is. and he's wolverine on top of it. >> exactly. so you feel safe, and he's the kindest person. >> jimmy: that's right. hey, i didn't know this about you, and i think this is super interesting, because you are a big movie star. you collect tv and movie memorabilia? >> i do. >> jimmy: not just from stuff that you're in, right? >> oh, yeah, only my stuff. can you imagine? oh, that would be horrible. [ laughter ] no, i am obsessed, raised by two actors. my godmother was an actress. i love movies and television. >> jimmy: what do you have? >> i have a dress from "i love lucy." >> jimmy: wow. whose dress? >> i have lucy's vita vita vegemine dress. >> jimmy: do you put it on a thing? a display? >> yes. i have playbills from plays that i've loved or that my parents did when they first met. they met on a tennessee williams play off broadway. i have that playbill.
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i might have a blaster from "star wars." [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, really? you pinched a blaster, huh? >> yeah, i don't know -- oh, gosh. kathleen kennedy's going to call me tonight. but i, you know -- i so pay tribute to it, and i've been blessed. >> jimmy: is there something you're looking for that you haven't been able -- that you want? >> yeah, well, i have tons of lunchboxes. i love collecting lunchboxes from classic television. >> jimmy: oh. >> but i think for me now, i'm trying to archive all of my parents' early television. from "playhouse '90s" to "bonanzas" and "big valleys," they're really hard to find. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah. >> so gang, anybody out there. >> jimmy: if somebody has them. >> call jeff goldblum, drop the vhss at his house and jimmy can pick them up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> perfect. >> jimmy: i'll see jeff on my way to work, standing in the middle of the street, yeah. it's great to see you. the movie is called "the son."
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>> jimmy: hi, there. music from matt maeson is on the way. our next guest is the two-time emmy nominated co-creator and co-star of the very funny show, "pen15." her new movie, "the drop," premieres on hulu january 13th. please welcome anna konkle. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm great. >> jimmy: very good to see you, how's life? >> good to see you. life has been a little weird. a lot of covid.
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uplifting topic. >> jimmy: do you have covid right now? >> i do. >> jimmy: oh, great. [ laughter ] >> that's not funny. i don't, but about a month ago, yeah, it was awesome. anyway. >> jimmy: was it bad? >> it was. >> jimmy: it was bad. >> it was. >> jimmy: for some people it's not bad. i've had it, it wasn't bad. >> it wasn't bad. fantastic. >> jimmy: for you, it was bad. >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: i guess i'm just strong. i don't know what it is. [ laughter ] >> and i'm not. >> jimmy: yeah, well. >> which we know. >> jimmy: obviously, yeah, sure. >> obviously, right, right. i wanted to say, thank you so much. you gave us "the serious goose." >> jimmy: oh, the book i -- >> the children's book. >> jimmy: that's right, last time you were here -- >> our daughter was around 1 at the time, she's 2. it's her favorite book. >> jimmy: that's nice, i'm glad to hear that. >> she loves it. she has us read it about five times a day. >> jimmy: oh. >> there's a monologue in it. >> jimmy: there is, there's a long -- >> at 6:00 a.m., it's like, "again, again, again!" >> jimmy: your daughter loves so it much you now hate it is what it is. >> i still love it.
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in fact, we're really dedicated to the character. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> i'm dying to know what the goose sounds like to you. >> jimmy: oh. well, it sounds just like me when i read to it my kids, yeah, yeah. >> really? okay. >> jimmy: i don't do a voice for the goose. >> oh, i've been -- >> jimmy: maybe i should have. i'm more curious to know what the goose sounds like to you. >> i should have been trying to do your voice. for us it's a super villain that's like -- "be goofy, be doofy, any way you know how." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that. >> it's really crazy. >> jimmy: i love that you have an interpretation of that. >> i read it five times a day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your costar, jermaine fowler, was here last night. he was talking about this movie you guys made together. and he said, you know -- he was like, very psyched that it was going to be a vacation/job. >> right. >> jimmy: then it turned out that he wound up with diarrhea or something like that. >> yeah, i didn't. >> jimmy: you didn't, no, because you're strong, right. >> because i'm strong. it was really great for me. no, i had an iv at one point.
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>> jimmy: what? >> i was breast feeding at the time. >> jimmy: you needed -- >> so many uplifting stories i have for you. >> jimmy: why did you have an iv? because you were dehydrated? >> dehydrated because i didn't have diarrhea. >> jimmy: i see. oh, yeah. because when you don't have diarrhea, you get dehydrated. >> it was hot. >> jimmy: oh, no. you were breast feeding while making the movie? >> while there, yeah. we thought it was going to be a vacation. i brilliantly brought our 3-month-old there, three months postpartum. every three hours, cut! breast pump, put the suctions on, get the milk out. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, it was amazing. we had this poor p.a., angel, probably 19, was in charge of transporting my breast milk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to where? >> he learned a lot. [ laughter ] in the middle of the jungle, with no -- it was like he had a little golf cart, a very important cooler. i was psychotic at the time. "this is liquid gold, okay? this needs to reach the baby!"
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and yeah, there were -- i mean, the poor guy. there were, you know, jaguars and -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i learned that later. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he know there were jaguars at the time? >> probably not. but thank you, angel. >> jimmy: his name was angel? >> i know, right? >> jimmy: oh, wow. i thought you said he was an angel. >> no, no. >> jimmy: turns out he really was an angel. cats love milk, too. [ laughter ] you have to be super careful. he could have wound up an angel named angel who turned into an angel. [ laughter ] thank god it worked out. >> it was okay. i was in a lot of danger. >> jimmy: in the movie your character drops a baby. as a mom with a 3-month-old at that time, is that disturbing? >> it was a weird choice. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i have a dark sense of humor. i was very paranoid that i would drop essie as a result of doing the movie. >> jimmy: for real? >> i didn't, i was gripping really tight.
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>> jimmy: don't squeeze too tight on the kid. >> yeah. no, not too tight, that would be -- yeah. i was very careful, but it did make me think, was i ever dropped? >> jimmy: oh. >> were you? >> jimmy: okay -- my aunt chippy said she dropped me intentionally. [ laughter ] so yes -- >> really? stop. >> jimmy: she claims she dropped me intentionally. >> to teach you about life? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what her motivation was. maybe she was reaching for a cigarette, i don't know what it was. >> got it, got it, got it. >> jimmy: she said she dropped me intentionally. do you think you were dropped? >> most likely. i had a lot of accidents. when i was 2, i drove my little toy egg car? does anyone have those anymore? do you have one of those? >> jimmy: no, i drive a regular adult car. [ laughter ] >> okay, got it, got it. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i do too. >> jimmy: a little tykes type of deal? >> shaped like an egg, i think. this is a vague memory from 2. i was driving on our porch, i drove it down the stairs. i was a brilliant child.
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broke my wrists. broke my leg when i was 4, the babysitter dropped me down a hill. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i don't think purposely. >> jimmy: okay. >> my mom was a multitasker. i remember her driving and peeling a banana, stick shift, on the phone at the same time -- >> jimmy: multi-tasker is a nice way of putting it, i think. [ laughter ] your mother was not paying attention to your welfare. >> my mother was not -- right. my dad drove with his knee and read the newspaper. >> jimmy: really? >> i was loved. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had distracted parents. >> they were busy. >> jimmy: so was your mom -- she was what -- >> she was a hippie, into crystals. >> jimmy: i see. >> she renamed herself -- she's going to kill me, actually, i can't -- >> jimmy: your mom renamed herself? >> recently. >> jimmy: recently? i love it. go ahead. >> and we love it. >> jimmy: what was her original name? >> janet. >> jimmy: janet, great. >> love you, mom. >> jimmy: great start. and what is the previously known janet's name now? >> jana.
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[ laughter ] i love you, mom! she liked -- it's more open. >> jimmy: she barely changed her name. [ laughter ] she did just enough to make everyone think, "oh, i've been saying it wrong for 40 years." [ laughter ] she changed her name to jana? >> i don't think it was that -- also, ana with a "j." >> jimmy: it's like yours -- >> we love each other. >> jimmy: oh my god. change yours to annette. [ applause ] you want to stay one step ahead of your parents. that's great. >> she's always been a hippie, into energy work and stuff. i think jana, she was "janet is closed, jana is open." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that's excellent. >> she's going to kill me. >> jimmy: well, listen. that's jana being jana. that's all. i mean -- >> we love jana, she's the best. >> jimmy: you know what, she
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gets a little distracted sometimes. maybe she'll drop her kid or drop a couple letters off the end of her name. [ laughter ] >> she was busy changing the world. she was a nurse. she did energy work. >> jimmy: yeah, no, i heard. yeah, i know, yeah. nurse, good, energy work, reiki, nonsense as far as i'm concerned, yeah. >> well. >> jimmy: but that's just jana, you know. well, it's great to have you here. please give your mother my regards. >> i will. >> jimmy: and apologies as well. >> okay, wonderful. >> jimmy: the movie is called "the drop." it premieres january 13th on hulu. anna konkle, everybody! thank you, anna. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with matt maeson!
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>> jimmy: thanks to laura dern and anna konkle. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "never had to leave." here with the song, "cut deep," matt maeson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ cut deep and i'm still alive i talk my ish ♪
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