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humankind. i feel like we take a lot for granted. remember a couple of weeks ago, nasa rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to to try to knock it off course? well, it worked! they did it. it worked even better than they expected. it's off course. if dinosaurs could have figured this out, they'd be alive today. [ laughter ] but they didn't. it really is hard to believe. we live in a country where scientists, who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that is 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim, they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet. [ laughter ] i guess it keeps us on our toes. the successful test means that in the future, we could probably alter the path of an asteroid to make it miss earth. or we just let the asteroid hit us. depending upon how things keep going from here. [ laughter ] did you get home in time to watch the dodgers game last night, guillermo? i know you were worried you might not make it. >> guillermo: yeah, fourth inning, jimmy. winning 5-0, and we won.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the astros, yankees, phillies, and the dodgers all won their game ones last night. i was watching last night. i saw three commercial on this the game last night, that back to back, in my opinion, say everything you need to know about america. space force, jesus, and a boneless chicken wing pizza. [ laughter and applause ] if that doesn't sum us up, i really don't know what does. the main event in washington tomorrow, the series finale of the january 6th hearings. remember those from the beginning of july? they spread it out like the last season of "better call saul." [ laughter ] but liz cheney and the gang are back tomorrow. they are expected to present new evidence that trump knew there would be violence in advance of the insurrection. the committee has emails from the secret service that will prove he was well aware of what was happening and was going to happen, despite his lies to the contrary. trump knew and purposefully did nothing about it. they told him his supporters were revolting and he said, "no, they always smell that way."

[ rim shot ] [ laughter ] thank you. you know, sometimes the classics just work. trump was said to be furious the secret service wouldn't let him go to the capitol himself. chocolate mousse-illini wanted to be there. [ laughter ] to lead his army of the dumb, but the secret service pulled a melania and ignored him. [ laughter ] and of course, whatever the new evidence may be, it is not likely to move the needle on the right. they don't want to look at the evidence. they could have trump on video saying, "i hereby order my mob to invade the capitol, kill mike pence, overthrow our democracy, and make me president for life!" and republicans would be like, "oh, well what about hunter? that laptop is very questionable." [ laughter ] once the january 6th hearings are wrapped up, we can finally focus on the other 850 investigations of donald trump. trump wants the supreme court to step in and rule on his dispute with the justice department over those classified documents he stashed in the basement at mar-a-lago.

interestingly, the way the jurisdiction worked out, trump's request went to of all people, clarence thomas. who is the most pro-trump justice. he will decide whether the court will weigh in on this. if he says no -- if he says no, trump's not getting any help from anybody. [ laughter ] clarence thomas' wife is a qanut! her name is "ginny," for god's sake. [ laughter ] that's all you need to know. the department of justice says these records trump had are so sensitive, it would be a threat to national security if the special master even looked at them alone in his chambers. what could be in these? what did trump take? i hate to even say it, but it is possible he has colonel sanders' secret recipe? [ laughter ] whatever it is, it shouldn't be on the floor at a golf course. trump has been playing the "every president does this" card. so much so, that the national archives put out a statement yesterday pushing back. how much time has this government wasted refuting this man's lies? he says things he knows aren't true. the election was stolen, the

calls were perfect, the documents were mine, it goes on. i know what he's doing. this is what happens when i try to put my kids to bed. he's stalling. [ laughter ] he's 76 years old. his plan is to just keep kicking the can until he kicks the can. [ laughter ] and then we have his pal from "celebrity apprentice." herschel walker. the latest on herschel is that abortion the mother of one of his sons said he paid for, she says she had to badger him to even get the money. she says she told him, "both of us did this. we both know how babies are made." which i'm not so sure herschel does. [ laughter ] i'm not so sure herschel knows how bread is made. [ laughter ] maybe herschel doesn't know what "pro life" means. maybe he was like, "i was a pro football player, this is my life." pro life! [ laughter ] walker sat down with abc news last night where he was asked to set the record straight. >> did you ever have a conversation with this woman at

any time about an abortion? >> no. >> did you ever, to your knowledge, give money to pay for the cost of an abortion? >> no. >> is she lying? >> yes, she's lying. yeah, she's lying. yes, she's lying. >> jimmy: okay, one more question. why are we in a gym? [ laughter ] why are we at planet fitness for this interview? [ laughter ] here's more. >> in this current situation, are you saying a flat-out denial to any knowledge of an abortion? or is it -- >> flat-out -- >> -- possible you don't -- >> flat-out denial, lie, lie, lie, lie. what's sad about it, they had, what was it, a receipt, had a check, had all that. hadn't shown anything. hadn't shown me having something said about an abortion. that's what terrible. >> jimmy: they haven't shown anything? they have the check, the receipt, a get-well card, the fedex slip, his signature, his return address. the only thing they don't have is the dental records from the

little nibbles on her earlobes. they had everything. it's one of two things here. either you paid for an abortion or your opponent has a time machine. and you should be very afraid. [ laughter ] the election in georgia is now less than a month away. walker does not intend to pull out. pulling out isn't his thing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so far, we've learned about three children he kept out of the public eye. if this company has its way, there could be more coming. >> there are over 7 billion people in the world. but how many of us have the same father? introducing "34 and me." swab your nose, our team will analyze the results and reveal if herschel walker is your dad. [ laughter ] >> he is. >> yeah, he is. >> what? >> what the [ bleep ]? >> 34andme. >> so, what do i do now? >> be quiet.

>> i'm raphael warnock, and i approve this message. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't say i blame you. today was -- it was a rough day for the despicable and ridiculous alex jones today. alex jones was ordered today, by a jury in connecticut, to pay $965 million in damages to the families of eight victims of the sandy hook massacre, which he repeatedly called a hoax. he tormented these families. accused them of faking their children's deaths. in august, a jury in texas ordered him to pay about $50 million to the parents of another victim of sandy hook. which means between the two cases, he now owes these parents over a billion dollars in damages. i guess the good guys just won the infowars is what happened there. [ laughter ] alex, of course, says he won't pay a cent. he declared bankruptcy to try to protect himself. and had a full-on hissy fit as the verdict was read. >> so proud of our work.

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uh -- okay. what's going on in the green room? can we see what's happening out there? what is that? oh, that's jessica chastain's dressing room. i see. jessica, jessica. hey, jessica, it's jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] very confusing. what is happening in your -- >> hey, jimmy. you tell me. i left my dressing room for two minutes, came back, someone turned it into a spirit halloween store. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, boy. oh, no, i'm so sorry. that does happen, yeah, a lot. >> excuse me, how much is this >> i have no clue whatsoever. >> is there someone here who can help us? >> nope. here, just take it. just take it. elsa costume, all of it. >> jimmy: wait, you're working there? >> yeah, just until josh gets back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's josh? >> he's my manager, i think he's outside smoking weed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. i'm so sorry, jessica. this has never happened before. >> well. this is crazy. some guy just asked me for a slutty jeffrey dahmer costume.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so sorry that's happening. >> cool, a jessica chastain costume, where did you get the fun wig? >> thanks, the wigs are back where my bathroom used to be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is not how we should be treating our guests. guillermo, can you -- where's guillermo? guillermo? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: excuse me, lady. does this come in another size? [ cheers and applause ] >> i think that fits you perfectly. >> guillermo: i am a size 4 petite. [ laughter ] >> you look great. >> guillermo: thank you. i like your jessica chastain costume. where do you get the funny wig? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jessica, i'm so sorry, don't worry, we're going to get you out of there -- >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we'll get you in another room. >> i can't hear you, this thing goes off every two minutes. >> jimmy: i was just saying -- >> shut up! >> jimmy: i was just saying -- never mind, sorry, jessica. all right. we are going to take a break.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, this is her album, it's called "humble quest." maren morris is here to chat. [ cheers and applause ] and play some music if everybody's well behaved. tomorrow night, we will be joined by george clooney and julia roberts. with music from omar apollo. please join us for that. you decided to wear the costume? >> yeah, jimmy, i look great, fantastic. >> jimmy: are you a minion or an onion? tell me. >> guillermo: i am a sexy minion. >> jimmy: sexy minion. boy, and how. [ cheers and applause ] earlier this year, our first guest became only the third jessica ever to win an academy award for best actress. her new movie is called "the good nurse." it opens in select theaters october 19th and premieres on netflix october 26th.

please welcome jessica chastain. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you doing? >> jimmy: you look fantastic. you got somebody to watch the store for you? >> yeah, josh came back. >> jimmy: that's good news. you're an american, you celebrate halloween, i assume? >> the best holiday ever. >> jimmy: you love it? >> i love halloween. you don't realize how much you love it until you travel and they don't really have it. >> jimmy: right. >> in europe, they don't really have halloween. >> jimmy: what would you say to a young person celebrating their first hall reason as an adult -- >> okay. >> jimmy: who's come here from another country where it's not that popular. and has decided to dress as an onion? [ laughter ] like for instance this young lady right here.

[ cheers and applause ] >> i think you're going to get a lot of candy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your best halloween costume ever as a kid? >> i loved pippi longstockings. >> jimmy: what happened to pippi longstockings? >> the wires in the braids -- my braids were all crazy, i loved it. >> jimmy: i feel like pippi longstocking is something that's gone, like holly hobby, they're both gone. >> i think we're old. >> jimmy: heidi? do you remember heidi? >> you might be older. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: heidi's gone, pippi's gone, holly's gone, they're all gone. how old are you in this photograph? >> i don't know, but aren't i cute? >> jimmy: you're very cute. and rambunctious, it seems like. >> yeah. that kid was a bit of a nightmare, i will say that. >> jimmy: this has got to be after candy. >> i would get a pillowcase. my mom was really -- she was the halloween expert, the trick-or-treat expert.

we would use fellow cases because we would go out for hours. so yeah, i probably had a lot to eat at that point. >> jimmy: you can hold a lot. that's why in prison they fill them with batteries and beat each other to death. [ laughter ] >> and fight each other because people try to get your candy. but then we'd get home and my mom had a trick so we wouldn't eat it all. she taught us at a very young age to play poker with it. and she would take it all from us. >> jimmy: she would? the candy would be the money? >> exactly. so like, you know, like i don't know, a reese's pieces, a little cup that might be -- a peanut butter cup might be a 5-cent piece. a package of m&ms, that would be a dollar. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would put reese's above -- >> the little tiny ones. >> jimmy: oh, okay. what about smarties? throw those on the ground? [ laughter ] >> exactly, each one's like a penny. >> jimmy: so there's a whole ranking and you decided amongst yourselves what each is worth? >> it was so smart of her, we thought it was so cool, grownup, to play poker.

at the end of the night, you don't have candy left. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a double good lesson. first of all, don't eat candy. secondly, don't gamble. wow. did you get good at it? did you ever get to the point where you started winning mom's candy? >> no, but i knew where she hid it. it was okay that i lost, i'd go take it anyway. >> jimmy: i see, that's fun, that's good. is that a tradition you will continue? >> no. i'm trying to figure out with the kids, i don't know how you are with your kids. the candy situation is no joke. >> jimmy: we do -- i'll tell you if you want to hear what we do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we'll give them a couple of pieces of candy, then we put it in a bucket, then every night for the next -- until, really, until i think valentine's day comes around, and they get a new set of candy, we'll let them pick it out until they get down to the candy they don't want anymore. >> yeah, no, it's a thing. because in new york, it's a pretty -- also, here's the thing i get nervous about. you're taught as a child, don't take candy from strangers. >> jimmy: right. >> right?

and halloween is all about taking candy from strangers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. >> and it's celebrated. >> this movie of yours. >> yes, "the good nurse." >> jimmy: i don't want to say too much -- >> it's a hard movie to talk about. >> jimmy: i don't agree, necessarily. it is super interesting. grim but from interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't believe i didn't know about it. >> yeah. it's a true story. i play amy loughran. she's a nurse that needs a heart transplant. she's working the night shift. she's a single mom. on the night shift, there are a lot of codes at the hospital. unexpectedly. and the cops approach her to try to help them solve the crime of who is committing the violence. >> jimmy: right. and you're not going to say -- you don't want to say too much about it -- >> not too much. it's a true story, it also looks at the system. how come the crimes went on so long? >> jimmy: right. i think i have a theory as to why, and it's always about

money, in your case, candy, whichever, they're interchangeable. [ laughter ] >> health for profit, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, and eddie redmayne is your costar. >> yeah, eddie. >> jimmy: he's a nice guy, right? >> he might be the kindest person i've ever met. it's disgusting. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it's a little bit -- in the beginning you go, are you really this nice and then he is. you kind of feel terrible. >> jimmy: what's so good about him? what does he do? he does seem nice. >> he's so polite, which i love. he remembers everyone's names. everyone. we'll be on this tour together. and he'll see someone that he hasn't seen in six years, he'll know everything about them. >> jimmy: you think -- because he's going around talking to people? he doesn't call everyone "sport" which is what i do. [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: slugger, sport, champ. >> he's like, "how's your father doing?" it's amazing. he's a gem. >> jimmy: he does sound like a gem. he's not such a gem in the movie, is he? >> not really. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. do you need to set this up beforehand? >> this is a moment -- by the way, completely true story.

amy loughran is incredible. she's at home and the cops come to talk to her, to solicit her help. >> jimmy: it's "the good nurse." >> is there another victim? another double medication error? was cullen with kelly anderson? >> this is nothing to do with charlie. >> how well do you know him? >> really well. >> do you? he's been at nine hospitals, and none of them will talk to us. >> what do you mean? no, if something would have happened, he wouldn't have been able to get another job, the hospital would have done something. >> you would think so. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, you would think so. >> you would think so. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, i want to ask you about it. you went to ukraine and met with president zelenskyy. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is -- i don't know, not something many people

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exactly. they sort of make me feel... like i'm the most fabulous thing you've ever seen? exactly. i'll take 'em. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with jessica chastain. i mentioned before the break, you were in ukraine. >> yes. >> jimmy: you went there a couple of months ago? >> i did. so i have some friends who are from the ukraine in the industry. you know, i reached out to them to tell them how sorry i was. a friend of mine had to leave his house and everything behind. you know, i said, if there's

anything i can ever do, please let me know, my heart's just breaking for you. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and i, you know, a month or so later, got asked, would i be willing to go there? >> jimmy: isn't that the worst when somebody says, is there anything i can do? somebody says, yes, there is. >> when i was invited, incredible, because sometimes i feel so useless, you know? i want to do whatever i can to help or amplify something. so i got on a plane, i flew to warsaw, i drove for 4 1/2 hours, i got on a train for 12 hours with my friend. no translator, no security. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: you weren't with a group or anything? >> no, i wasn't with an organization. >> jimmy: so you put wayz in your phone and drove? >> no, i mean, zelenskyy's administration helped me in terms of -- like once i got over the border, i was met with people who helped bring me to kyiv.

>> jimmy: i see. >> i went to see the destruction, i went to a children's hospital, i met incredible people in kyiv. it's hard to talk about now because it's so sad, what's going on now. >> jimmy: we don't really get to see much of what's happening there on the news. because it's so dangerous for journalists to be there. and, well, what was it, worse than you expected it was going to be? was it better? >> it was more -- i mean, i understood how sad it would be. and i knew i had to go. i don't want to get emotional. but it felt like when i was meeting the kids at the hospital, my heart was going out to them. there was a girl with her mom, and she needed new legs. you know. so that was really devastating. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i met some families in erpin who are sharing an apartment. they made a beautiful lunch for me.

at one point i said, is that a bullet hole in the mirror? i looked at the ceiling, there were bullet holes. the chair i was sitting in had bullet holes. and there's little kids. a 6-year-old, a 4-year-old. i don't understand what is happening to the world. you know, i'm so lucky to get to do what i do. and even like with what's happening in iran right now, if there's any way i can use my platform to help amplify other stories, you know, desiring freedom and equality and safety, then i just feel it's my responsibility. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's great. and i admire that. when you met with president zelenskyy himself, we have i think a photograph of that. there you are. is that his office? >> i think -- i don't even know. [ laughter ] i mean, i was just escorted there. but it was -- it was kind of like being in a video game. there was a few times on that day where i thought, should i be doing this?

this feels very scary. >> jimmy: when you get there, "oh, yes, you were wonderful in tammy faye." >> yes. "congratulations on your oscar." no, he just -- he was so grateful. he kept asking, are they still talking about us in the press in the united states? >> jimmy: oh. >> he said, the more that the people talk about it, we really need help. and he said, we really are afraid of what's going to happen in the fall and the winter. you know, with -- if our electricity's cut off. >> jimmy: right, electricity, windows are smashed. >> exactly. >> jimmy: it becomes a -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: a much bigger problem even than it is now, yeah. >> yeah. he wanted to make sure, please talk to people, talk to your friends. i think that's what he's been trying to do is make sure the world doesn't forget about them. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. i don't think the world's forgetting about them. we have a pretty short attention span here, but we still seem to be paying attention to it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's great that you went over there. [ applause ]

i mean, i'm impressed that you -- then you got back in the train, you got back in the car, went back to poland, went back home. >> i started to get scared because towards the end, okay, i'm going to get the train. and then, you know, i was out -- i went to a church. i had these beautiful people taking me around kyiv to show me the city. and right before -- the hour before i left, i think someone announced on facebook that i was there. so i could just see everyone in the street just start to turn and look at me like they knew it was me. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i was like, i need to get on the train. >> jimmy: yeah. >> get out of here. but everyone was so sweet. such good, good people. >> jimmy: well, thank you for being here. i hope you have a great halloween. and i hope people do not forget ukraine and the women in iran. jessica chastain, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the good nurse" opens in select theaters october 19th and on netflix october 26th. theaters october 19th and on netflix october 26th. we'll bleaving your mark morrisy with your number-one hit songs

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i want you to know, everyone here at this show loves you. the last time you were here -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: because the last time you were here, you guest hosted the show for me. thank you for doing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that fun for you? >> yeah, it -- i feel like it's not that hard of a job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's funny you say that, they were saying, "yeah, well, we wrote this comedy song, and she didn't even rehearse it, she did it perfectly, she just went right on and did it perfectly." >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was like, "oh, huh." >> no, i'm totally kidding. it's crazy how much you have to do. you have to ask people questions, you have to appear interested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. that is true. >> hard sometimes. >> jimmy: tell me more about that. >> okay.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you have trouble appearing interested? willie nelson was your guest. he's interesting. >> oh, yeah, willie nelson i got to interview. i'm from texas, it's legendary anyways. >> jimmy: as good as it gets? >> it is, yeah. >> jimmy: have you had conversations with willie, personal conversations before? >> i had, but he was my first interview for that night, so it kind of felt nice to break the ice with willie. >> jimmy: it's different when you're interviewing somebody, because you don't typically batter them with questions when you're having a conversation. >> yeah, like a job interview. >> jimmy: somebody like willie nelson, you probably have a million questions for him, and you want to ask those. >> you get such finite time. i don't know how you keep these interviews on the rails most of the time. >> jimmy: you know what the hardest part is? right behind you is guillermo dressed as a cartoon character. >> oh my gosh, how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's distracting. >> guillermo: she did a great job. >> jimmy: other than that, it's easy. >> thank you, you were my copilot.

i literally had no idea you were right there. [ laughter ] you look amazing. >> jimmy: he's easy to miss, he blends right in. >> oh, yeah, totally. >> jimmy: you've been traveling around the country on tour, on a tour bus. >> on the bus, yeah. >> jimmy: with your husband, ryan hurd. and your son is, what, 2 years old? >> yeah, 2 1/2. >> jimmy: does he like the bus? >> he loves it. >> jimmy: he does, he likes the bus? >> a little too much. some weekends i have to leave him home, and he freaks out. he misses the road life. i don't know what i've created. i think that it's cool that he's so adaptable to it, but i also am like, this can't be right for him to be so comfortable on wheels all the time. like, in a new city. but he's loving it. >> jimmy: my kids are like that too. i got an rv. i now hate it. [ laughter ] and i said, i'm selling the rv. and they burst into tears. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they love the -- loved being in the bunks, you know. does he have that? he sleeps on the rv? >> yeah, he has a little crib. it looks like a cage. [ laughter ]

it's so he doesn't roll out or escape during the night. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so yeah, he's bolted in. >> jimmy: because if you make a hard turn, the kids come flying out of the thing. >> yeah, you don't want that. >> jimmy: yeah, that did happen to us, yeah. >> oh, no. yeah, so he's bolted in every night. but no, it's fun because i feel like i've missed being on tour. i've never toured with a baby because, you know, he was born at the very beginning of the pandemic. so this is my first time being a mom on the road. didn't know what to expect. it's like he's gotten to see every children's museum, every aquarium, every zoo in every city. he's 2 1/2 and really cultured. >> jimmy: by the time he's 10, there will be nothing left. [ laughter ] "yeah, been there, seen it, did it." >> i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i kind of fear -- as a parent you support any of their dreams. but you know, my husband and i are like, please don't end up in the music industry. >> jimmy: is that right? >> we joke and want him to be an accountant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i bet this kid's going to have a lot of talent.

he better have a lot of talent, really, there's a lot of pressure with you and dad, you know. i mean, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: these probably -- how old were you when you started singing? >> i was 10. >> jimmy: 10 years old. >> i started touring then as well. >> jimmy: because you played in your parents' beauty salon? >> yeah, i started there. i played every opry, chili cook-off, tailgate that texas could offer before i was 13. >> jimmy: in the beauty salon -- so what, there would be ladies with the hair dryer going, and you'd be there playing? >> no, no. i mean, they wish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it would be a special concert? >> yeah, i would serenade them, or we'd have christmas parties and i would sing for the clientele. >> jimmy: i see. >> i mean, i was kind of forced to. but -- yeah. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. but i mean, it kind of all worked out the way it was supposed to. i'm sitting here, so --

>> jimmy: right, sure. >> started at the salon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to think about it, there aren't many musicians, certainly not at your level, who were performing on the floor covered with hair. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know? >> yeah, that's true. i mean, we all have to have our start somewhere. >> jimmy: when did you start writing songs professionally? >> so when i moved to nashville almost a decade ago, i didn't really want to be an artist, i wanted to write songs for other people. i mean, i was a staff songwriter. so i had, like -- >> jimmy: what does that mean, staff songwriter? >> i would go in monday through friday to my publisher on music row in nashville. there's two streets called music row. tons of publishers, studios line the streets. >> jimmy: you'd report to a regular job? >> yeah. so i will look at my calendar for the week, they'll pair me with people i've never met before. so it's kind of like blind dating. >> jimmy: huh. >> you write a song, pour your heart out, then your publisher tries to pitch that song to a label who's looking for songs for their artist or whatever.

i was mildly successful at that. i think i was always supposed to just be the one singing my own songs. >> jimmy: right. >> but yeah, kelly clarkson and tim mcgraw recorded songs of mine. >> jimmy: you must have been so excited when they picked your songs to record. >> oh my gosh. it was so validating. i felt like i was taken seriously, for sure, after that. >> jimmy: then did you wish you had that song back for yourself? [ laughter ] >> you know, i actually recorded the song that kelly recorded on my first record. it was a few years after she had done it. and she's so supportive of it. and she's amazing. but yeah, i never want them back, really. i never feel like they've been stolen. i feel like that was my credibility card, was kelly clarkson is singing words you wrote and you pulled out of your ass. [ laughter ] that's pretty cool. >> jimmy: also, it helped really launch you to perhaps the pinnacle of any professional career, the cover of "pickleball" magazine. [ cheers and applause ]

which is -- i don't know why i'm purely delighted by this. >> "vogue," eat your heart out. >> jimmy: you love pickleball. there you are thinking about pickleball. [ laughter ] next to the bus. your son's in the cage, you're pickleballing. [ laughter ] >> yeah, pickleball is life. >> jimmy: is it? does ryan play pickleball also? >> yeah, but we kind of picked it up on the road. >> jimmy: okay. >> on this tour. we would set up courts outside the tour bass and play each other. it was kind of like a team bonding thing. then everyone got really into it. >> jimmy: is it competitive now? >> apparently there's a "pickleball" magazine. they'll be freaking out we're mentioning this on the show tonight. yeah, i'm the cover girl. >> jimmy: you are. you sure are. [ cheers and applause ] will you play against your bandmates and against your husband? do you guys have set teams? it's something you look forward to? >> oh, yeah.

>> jimmy: are fierce about? >> we play doubles, we have scorecards. yeah, there's a lot of trash talking. we just do it after sound check and before shows. and it was kind of a good way. we hadn't toured in so many years. there were a few new faces in the crew. i felt like that first night, we played after the show in the parking lot -- >> jimmy: they say there's no better way to get to know somebody than to play pickleball with them. >> that's, i think, the "pickleball" motto. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're playing the hollywood bowl. everyone here in l.a. knows the hollywood bowl. it's a huge deal. will you be pickleballing outside the hollywood bowl? >> if there's room. >> jimmy: are you excited about that? >> i am. i've never been to the bowl. >> jimmy: you've never been even as an attendee? >> no, the last time i played l.a., i did the greek. >> jimmy: uh-huh, another great theater. >> yeah, the bowl, that's going to be some big shoes to fill. i'm really excited. we've got some special guests

coming up. >> jimmy: you do? that's nice. >> yeah, it's going to be a fun night under the stars. >> jimmy: it sounds great. congratulations on all your success. this is the album, it's called "humble quest." maren morris, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with music from maren morris!

>> jimmy: thanks to jessica chastain. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is her album called "humble quest." here with the song "good friends," maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ sometimes i don't understand you sometimes you don't understand me ♪ ♪ bridges are burnin' all over but not on our street ♪ ♪ sometimes you take me for granted

sometimes i can be backhanded ♪ ♪ but you got my back while i'm holdin' your hand what else do we need ♪ ♪ 'cause we're good friends we don't ask why ♪ ♪ we just show up at each other's house unannounced in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ we got history no conditions ♪ ♪ you don't ever have to worry yeah ♪ ♪ i'll keep you sturdy 'cause we're good friends ♪ ♪ some folks are fair weather some just drift in and out ♪ ♪ at my worst or my better you always stick around ♪ ♪ and if we live to a hundred or through to the next drink ♪ ♪ i swear to god on my heart nobody'll know you

like me ♪ ♪ 'cause we're good friends we don't ask why ♪ ♪ we just show up at each other's house unannounced in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ we got history no conditions ♪ ♪ you don't ever have to worry yeah ♪ ♪ i'll keep you sturdy 'cause we're good friends ♪ ♪ yeah eh eh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ too much love too much dirt too much time ♪ ♪ wouldn't change couldn't leave if we tried ♪ ♪ oh too much love too much dirt too much time ♪ ♪ we wouldn't change couldn't leave if we tried ♪

♪ 'cause we're good friends yeah we're good friends yeah eh eh ♪ ♪ 'cause we're good friends we don't ask why ♪ ♪ we just show up at each other's house unannounced in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ it's no mystery it's a given ♪ ♪ you don't ever have to worry yeah ♪ ♪ i'll keep you sturdy 'cause we're good friends ♪ ♪ oh good friends oh good friends ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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