ama: thank you so much week -- so much for watching. dan: we appreciate your time. ama: have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, mindy kaling. frank grillo. and music from goose. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hello there. i am jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

thank you for coming. please relax, thanks. thanks for watching. it is november 1st. it is -- they call it the day of the dead. more commonly known as the “day of the parents who wish they were dead after spending five hours trick-or-treating last night." [ laughter ] my kids got so much -- they're 50% sour patch now, they're sour patch kids. [ laughter ] it was a nice night. we met up with our cousins and walked around the neighborhood. my kids insisted i dress up. i got this foam slice of pizza, put it on my head. i don't know what i was. a little blond girl, 8 or 9 years old. i swear this happened exactly as i'm describing it. i'm out on the street, don't know this kid, no parents around. she goes, "do you know chinese?" [ laughter ] i'm, "uh, no." "open your google translate app." i'm carrying my niece in one arm, a plastic pumpkin in another arm, i don't want to dig

around for my phone, and i also suspect this might be a trap. [ laughter ] one of those kid traps. oh, it means you're a big fat stupidhead! something like that. i say i don't have the translate app, then she says something which in what seemed to be chinese, i don't know. and i said, "what does that mean?" she said, "open the app." [ laughter ] now i'm looking around for hidden cameras. maybe they've rebooted "punk'd" and hired a child to run it. i say, "just tell me what you said, what does it mean?" she said, "happy halloween!" and races off. disappeared. it was very strange. [ laughter ] i feel like i'm going to find out she was a ghost and no one else saw her. [ laughter ] guillermo, a lot of people told me to say hello to you. >> guillermo: say hi to all your friends. >> jimmy: it's too late. >> guillermo: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. how was your trick-or-treating last night? >> guillermo: it was great. >> jimmy: it was? >> guillermo: we drink a lot of

margaritas, we watch "hocus pocus." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you and your son did this? >> no, the whole neighbor, jimmy. >> jimmy: the whole neighborhood came to your house, got drunk, watched "hocus pocus"? >> no, one of the moms on our street, she make a big bowl of margaritas. she had margaritas for everybody. we were drinking, they had a projector. we watched "hocus pocus" after the tricky treating. >> jimmy: were you dressed up? did you just say tricky treat? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah. whatever, yeah. >> jimmy: you know, we work all day on this show, and he says "tricky treat" and it's the funniest thing you're going to hear. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. did you eat any of benji's tricky treat candies? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i did, yes. >> jimmy: what did you have? >> guillermo: rees's peanut butter, snickers -- >> jimmy: does he know you ate

all that stuff? >> guillermo: no, he was playing with his friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of eating your kid's candy. we are hard at work on our “i ate all your candy” challenge. we have hundreds of submissions. [ cheers ] this is your last call. post the video to youtube with the message, ”hey jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy.” and be on the lookout for a message from us to your youtube account. that's important. you have to respond to that to be included. and we'll share the results on our show tomorrow night. stealing candy isn't just a fun family prank. [ laughter ] these ring cameras, if nothing else, they're great for catching candy thieves. i love this. every year, like this guy last night helped himself outside somebody's house to the whole bucket of candy he walked off with. another camera captured a woman just dumping the bowl into her bag and leaving nothing for anyone else. this mom had a terrible lesson

for spider-man. just took everything, right there in front of her kid. i mean, what a creep. then watch this here. >> leave some for the other kids. >> yes, he was just going for peanut butter m&ms. >> yeah, i know, you took the whole bin, i saw you on camera. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then we have this kid, who was solo, filled his pillowcase with all the candy in the bucket. and then watch this. karma got ahold of him. [ moans and laughter ] >> jimmy: chocolate-covered karma. anyway, halloween is over, which means today is the day spirit halloween stores fly south for the winter. i wonder if the people who own spirit halloween are the same ones who own spirit airlines? [ laughter ] seems like they have a similar commitment to quality and customer service. right? [ laughter ]

supermodel heidi klum, she has a big annual party for halloween. she had it in new york last night. she went dressed as a worm. her eyes and mouth right there. there she is writhing on the ground, as worms do. oh, she's caught in a fishing line. yeah. >> i want to put a smile on people's faces. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, she wanted to put a smile on people's faces. i don't know. if i looked like heidi klum, i think i'd just go as heidi klum every year. [ laughter ] lizzo and cardi b also dressed up this year. lizzo went as marge simpson had a pretty great outfit. [ cheers and applause ] and cardi b also went as marge simpson. [ laughter ] look at these. is it possible we've gotten too good at halloween? where do we go from here? what happened to those plastic masks with the elastic stapled to the ears? [ laughter ] then one of the staples would come off and you'd be holding the thing -- do you know those supermarket costumes that said, “my parents don't care at all"? [ applause ] i don't know if they make those anymore. those of you who make a point to watch fox news know that this

was the most dangerous halloween in american history, because dangerous immigrants are filling our children's bags with fentanyl. >> the fentanyl crisis continuing to devastate families across america. now it could be showing up in your kid's halloween candy bag in. >> america parents have to worry about kids' halloween candy because of joe biden's border crisis. >> what about fentanyl? halloween's around the corner. >> colored fentanyl is being used to target children, telling parents to warn their kids ahead of halloween. >> fentanyl designed to look like candy. halloween just around the corner. >> open up all your candy, bad people are putting drugs in candy boxes. it makes mama worried. >> throw away the nerds and sweet tarts. >> the fact that we live in america in a time where any parent has to worry about fentanyl and halloween candy is absolutely unacceptable. >> jimmy: well, i agree. and after nonstop coverage on fox news for weeks blaming joe

biden for stuffing our pumpkins with drugs, it would appear that there were no fentanyl skittles consumed at all. and let me say, thank god for the heroes at fox news for covering that threat so thoroughly -- [ cheers and applause ] they smothered it! covered it and put it to bed. kanye west is still at it. he's been kicked off instagram. again. [ cheers ] ye got the boot this time, after yet another offensive post directed at jewish people. and you'll never guess who finally weighed in on it. none other than kanye west wing. donald trump, who pretends to be an ardent supporter of the jewish community. but when given the chance to denounce one of his only celebrity fans, seems like donye is sticking with kanye. >> very honored in a sense, he said great things about me on tucker carlson. he made some statements, rough statements, on jewish.

they're saying that was the reason. so then you ask, well, would it have been the same thing if he didn't say all those good things about trump? you just don't know. he'll be fine. i think he'll be fine. >> jimmy: right, right. he made some rough statements on jewish. [ laughter ] but i think he'll be fine. that's nice. are you fine? because it seems like maybe you and kanye could use a padded vacation together. [ laughter and applause ] trump's lawyers are reportedly in talks for him to testify before the january 6th committee. the committee sent him a subpoena referring to him as the central figure in a plan to overturn the results of the election. that seems like an understatement. that's like saying pee wee is the central figure in the playhouse. [ laughter ] of course he's the -- liz cheney made it clear that his testimony will be under oath. as if that means anything. typically when donald trump takes an oath, it ends in divorce. [ laughter ] these hearings have been televised. it's interesting. because if he does testify,

trump's almost certainly going to say something incriminating. so the question is, does he want to be on tv more than he doesn't want to go to jail? i'm going with tv. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump is angry at fox news. he wrote yesterday on on his dumb website -- fox news treats “trump” every bit as badly as they did in 2015 -- him referring to himself in all caps, in air quotes, is new. “i beat crooked hillary clinton, and then beat biden by much more. fox is afraid to say what really happened. in that farce of an election, it was rigged and stollen.” that's "stolen," i guess, one "l" for each election he lost. [ laughter ] get tough, republicans. trump is particularly salty this week because hillary clinton, is demanding he pay her legal fees, because of his bogus lawsuit he filed alleging she tried to sabotage his campaign. how sweet would it be if trump has to pay hillary's legal fees? [ cheers and applause ] he doesn't pay his own legal fees!

never mind hers. [ laughter ] the only way to get money out of donald trump is to spank him with a "forbes" magazine and threaten to tell "the huffington post" about it. [ cheers and applause ] that brings us to the midterm elections, which are a week from today. the big question for democrats is whether young people will turn out to vote, which you had better turn out to vote after all this. and the big question for republicans is when to start claiming fraud. you don't want to go too early -- [ laughter ] because what if you win? you don't want to pull a stop the steal on yourself. it's tricky, you know? [ laughter ] but you must register, now. do it now if you haven't. the midterms are only seven days and four secret herschel walker abortions away! [ laughter and cheers ] on “good morning america” today, the second woman who claims walker paid for her abortion spoke out. she says that back in 1993, he came to her house, picked her up, drove her to the clinic to have an abortion. and they say chivalry is dead. [ laughter ] the woman, who is using the name jane doe, had lots of evidence to back her story up and came

across as very credible. >> he was very clear that he did not want me to have the child. and he said that -- he said that because of his wife's family and powerful people around him, that i would not be safe and that the child would not be safe. and i felt threatened. and i -- i thought i had no choice. >> i'm herschel walker and i approve this message. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, he's easily confused. what a good guy. herschel walker's idea of safe sex is wearing a seat belt when he drives a woman to get a pregnancy terminated. [ moans and laughter ] but still, even after all this. even after getting caught in lie after lie after lie.

there are more wackos running for office than ever before. times ten. there's a qanon clown running for congress in ohio. his name is j.r. majewski. after being busted for lying about his military record, he is trailing his opponent, marcy kaptur, by a lot. and is now hoping for a hail mary from none other than the mypillow man, mike lindell. >> and now an important message from mike lindell. >> oh, okay, i'll have the eggshell omelette with gravy. oh, and a slice of wet toast. oh, and no plate. thanks, hon. hi, there. it's me, mike lindell. you know me from all the pillows and crack. [ laughter ] with the election coming up this november, there's only one fellow who can save ohio from the lesbians, that's junior majewski. he ain't no ma-jew, he's a fighter. not in combat, he lied about that. if he got drunk, he'd punch a hole in the drywall, that's real tough. it would be a big hole, too. he's got a big, meaty fist like a danola ham. he works in a nuclear plant, which means he's radioactive like that chinese dragon fellow god-zillow.

mainstream media want you to think junior's a big, fat liar on account of him making up a story to hide he ain't in the air force anymore because he got arrested for drunk driving and because he's fat. but jesus says who among us hasn't got arrested for drunk driving, huh? lots of times i drunk drove my car right through the wall of this very diner. and angie here, she still lets me wash my socks in the bathroom sinks, thanks, hon. when you go to polls, remember junior lebowski is the candidate you want to have a beer with, and the then six more beers and a shot of yeager then huff a sandwich full of road spray and drive recklessly on a military base. >> paid for by an insurance claim, pretending to be pair clised in the frozen food section of trader joe's. >> my name is j.r. majewski, and i absolutely approve this message. >> could i just get a little more salt? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a real patriot, we appreciate it. we've got a fun show for you tonight. frank grillo is here. we have music from goose.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. his new movie is called “lamborghini: the man behind the legend.” frank grillo is with us. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something. there is a lot of excitement about this band. i have heard from every one of my friends who does mushrooms this week -- [ laughter ] in advance of their appearance here tonight. making their late night television debut. the album is called “dripfield”" goose from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] they're not gooing, they're saying "goose."

[ laughter ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by the wurg nick kroll and yvonne strahovski. we'll have music from viagra boys. yes, that is on real band. [ laughter ] you know our first guest from eight seasons of “the office,” six of “the mindy project,” and two bestselling books. and many other projects of note. she's a very funny person and co-creator of “the sex lives of college girls.” season two premieres november 17th on hbo max. please welcome mindy kaling. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wow! >> jimmy: very good to see you. i love this, it's fabulous. you look great. >> thank you. i bring it for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. you look like you could be at the oscars in this outfit, it's really something, thank you. >> jimmy: who was your halloween? how did that go? i know you have the kids.

>> it was comprehensive. >> jimmy: comprehensive, okay. >> know what i mean? >> jimmy: not yet but i will. [ laughter ] >> i have two kids. my daughter kit is 4, my son is 2. and i don't know how to say this. i mean this with love. but they're wild animals. they're wild animals especially on halloween. >> jimmy: yeah, especially on halloween. i was wondering, i always wondered if that sugar thing is a myth, if it's really taking the candy away from them that makes them crazy. but it does seem to make them pretty crazy. >> yeah. the sugar thing. and they're so motivated by it. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> they're motivated by it, and when they have it, it cannot be taken away from them. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> it brings out an ugly side in children. >> jimmy: yes, and we've made the most of that here on this show, actually. >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: i think it's like the first thing they earn in their lives, really, if you think about it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they walk around, they have to hold out the bag, they get it, then yeah, when you take it away from them, they go nuts. >> i'm that indian mom, when we go places, "you better say thank

you!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me too, i'm an indian mom also. yes. [ laughter ] my daughter had her vampire teeth in last night and she couldn't talk, she was mumbling "thank you" to everybody. thank you, and happy halloween, to every person who gives you candy. >> my daughter tries to skip the trick-or-treat part. "that's how you earn it!" i can't, like -- i don't know. >> jimmy: it is funny, "put it in the bag, you know why we're here, who are we kidding?" [ laughter ] >> yes, exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: you brought a photo here. this is you and your daughter doing a little trick-or-treating. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you need a better photographer, i think. [ laughter ] who this is kid, what's this kid up to? [ laughter ] >> he -- it feels like this is the beginning of a horror movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah it does. >> right? he's like, "i should never have been photographed." >> jimmy: did your kids get

scared at all by any of the stuff out there? >> my daughter is fearless. my son is littler so he gets more scared. my daughter, not scared of anything. >> jimmy: nothing, really? >> no, it's like a little disturbing, actually. because she will -- she loves scary stuff. >> jimmy: okay. >> but not cute stuff like "goosebumps." she loves, like, "chainsaw massacre," evil doctors, old women who move too fast. [ laughter ] you know that kind of style of horror? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm wondering who your children are hanging around with that are showing them "chainsaw massacre." >> yeah, she doesn't like cutesy things. she likes when a family's destroyed! [ laughter ] so for halloween, we take her to -- we went to this one party, and they had one of these really scary popup haunted houses, but it was the scary kind. a guy's chained to a radiator, all that kind of -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> that kind of stuff. she went in.

she went in, before she went in i was like, they can't jump out at her or whatever. these sweet people. it was evil doctors doing experiments and the guy from "saw" and all that. the nice teenage person who was running it was like, hey, guys, don't jump out at her. when she walked in, these poor actors had to kind of wave at her. [ laughter ] because she's 4. and then she's like, i'm not scared of anything! >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, obviously. because these poor people are trying to spare you from nightmares. >> jimmy: do you get scared? are you -- do you like scary stuff or no? >> no, i'm very -- >> jimmy: no. have you found yourself ever in a genuinely scary situation in. >> yeah, the most genuinely scary situation i've ever been in, i was 8 1/2 months pregnant with her. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i went to dinner with my friend, b.j. novak. we drove to silver lake to go to this great thai restaurant there. and as we parked the car, he

parked the car, we got out of the car. i noticed there was a -- kind of like a weird kind of guy kind of staring at us by the parking meter of the car. i was like, all right, i don't love this, but whatever. he's just standing there. and when we got out he was like, "hey, love you guys in the office." and i was like, i'm such a [ bleep ]. why would i -- [ laughter ] he's just a nice man who loves "the office." and i'm sitting here being, oh, shouldn't be staring at us. then we walk down to go to the restaurant. restaurant's closed. for whatever reason. then we walk back to the car. when we walk back to the car what we think is the car, oh, that's probably not it because there's somebody sitting in the driver's seat. we keep walking. we're like, we definitely walked too far now, this is weird. we walked back. and so b.j.'s car is those kind of fancy cars that for a minute after you leave, it will lock by itself, but there's a minute.

we go back to the car. the guy we had talked to by the meter had gotten into b.j.'s car, was sitting in the driver's seat, and had b.j.'s laptop open and was on b.j.'s laptop. which is so strange. he didn't try to steal his stuff -- >> jimmy: punching up scripts or something? [ laughter ] >> punching up scripts. i don't know how -- i don't know why we didn't talk about this or anything, but i immediately went to -- 8 1/2 months pregnant, went to the driver esside, kind of kept the door closed. into the passenger side -- >> jimmy: you're pregnant, leaning against the door -- [ laughter ] to keep the thief in? >> yes, my sense of justice was greater than my sense of wanting to live. >> jimmy: okay. >> then b.j. went the other side, was like, "what did you take?" he had this very intense -- the guy kept looking over at the door, trying to get out. i was sitting there, you're not going anywhere! [ laughter ] finally, b.j. got his laptop back. and all of his stuff.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with mindy kaling, who is the producer, writer, cocreator of the show "the sex lives of college girls." [ cheers ] by the way, i love a title that just explains the whole thing right there. [ laughter ] >> yeah. you know -- >> jimmy: it's an enticing title, it's a good title. >> it's good because you have people interested in young women, you have perverts, you just have a lot -- [ laughter ] different people tuning in. >> jimmy: not mutually exclusive. >> no, no. >> jimmy: is it at all autobiographical? [ laughter ] or is this just something that -- >> i should be like, "yes, it was." no, thank you for even asking the question. >> jimmy: you're welcome, you're welcome. >> so polite. it isn't. >> jimmy: it's not. >> it's not. but what i do like about it is it makes me feel like maybe there was any second happening in my college years. [ laughter ] which is nice. but no, no, it's very not

autobiographical. >> jimmy: where did you go to college? >> i went to dartmouth. >> jimmy: do you go back? have you been visiting, honored or anything like that? >> yes, i got -- i spoke at commencement a couple of years ago. and i was so honored and excited. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i went back. and i'd seen this online where, like -- sometimes celebrities go back to their colleges, they go to their own dorm, surprise the kids that were there. i think i saw reese witherspoon do it. the girl fainted, it was the best day of her life. i was, this is going to be great. i went up to 101 north mass. my assistant was with me, she was filming it. i knocked on the door. and the three dudes were living there. and i was like, hello! and they're like, yeah, what? [ laughter ] and i was like, "it's me, it's mindy kaling." they thought i was a mom or something. [ laughter ] and i was like, "no."

and my sweet assistant was like, "have you guys watched the office?" they're like, "uh-huh?" "i was sometimes on it." >> jimmy: no way. >> i went in, they were so -- they were actually very sweet for not caring at all. [ laughter ] it's never a good sign when you have to explain to someone why you think you're famous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, that's terrible. >> that's not good. they were very polite. they clearly wanted to go to dinner. anyway. >> jimmy: by themselves they wanted to go to dinner? oh, i see, yeah. >> yeah, not with me. [ laughter ] i went, whatever. it was fine. but i don't exactly have the reese witherspoon effect. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but did you get a doctorate out of it? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did, okay, great. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa! i love this, they're so into higher education. >> jimmy: yes, it's one of the prerequisites of entering our studios, you have to have at least a master's degree. >> i like that. >> jimmy: it's funny to get that.

i didn't graduate college. i went back to my alma mater, "here's a doctorate." i lorded it over everyone for quite some time. [ laughter ] i had stationery that said "dr. james kimmel." my cousin micki gave me. i sent out notes on it, i was writing prescriptions for a while. [ laughter ] did you use your title at all? >> i haven't used it yet, but now you're giving me a lot of ideas. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? pardon me for telling a story during your segment. i was on a plane three days after i got this doctorate, telling everyone i was a doctor now. and sitting on the plane. it's a really small plane. and this old man in front of me keels over. and the stewardess gets on, she says, "is there a doctor on the plane?" and i sat there for a moment. [ laughter ] should i? well, you know. "in an honorary way." [ laughter ] >> that is so unhelpful. >> jimmy: i wasn't helpful at

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i'm here for- your annual eye exam. because i'm having trouble- reading? exactly. they sort of make me feel... like i'm the most fabulous thing you've ever seen? exactly. i'll take 'em. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from goose is on the way. our next guest plays the most rapped-about italian automotive entrepreneur in all the world. a man so iconic he doesn't even need a first name. in, “lamborghini: the man behind the legend.” >> i know there are many questions about what's under the hood of this car, but my first question is, what is the price tag of the lamborghini gt?

>> what is the price of a beautiful woman? a great bottle of wine? a pasta you remember the rest of your life? these things are worth whatever they ask you to pay for them. you buy a ferrari when you want to be someone. you buy a lamborghini when you are someone! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: “lamborghini: the man behind the legend”, opens in theaters, on digital, and on demand november 18th. say hello to frank grillo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you, you look great. you're strong. i can feel your hands are powerful. >> i'm strong. you know, it's funny watching that clip, they aged me in this movie. and i think i might be too vain

to be an actor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you were bummed? >> a little upset. now i know what i'm going to look like. >> jimmy: when they do, you get older, they'll do the reverse, so it will all even out. i think -- we were talking about you today. i think maybe the first time you were here, you invited me to punch you in the face. >> and you can do it now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no way. i would never do that. is it -- i was wondering, though, is this a thing that you do regularly? >> i do. i still box every day. i get punched in the face. >> jimmy: right, but that's in a boxing ring. that's different. that's the object. you're punching the other people. why would you want to be punched? >> i think it's a great -- i was in a business meeting once that went bad. and i told the guy, and i won't curse, i said, take a swing, take a swing. >> jimmy: at you? >> and he did. >> jimmy: and he did? and what happened? >> he missed and i hit him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, that's why i wouldn't take a swing. >> he said, "i can't believe you punched me in the face." and i said, "you took a swing at me." >> jimmy: yeah, technically.

if it was on security camera, you'd be fine. like yeah, he swung first. is this a person you -- >> i see him all the time, you know him. >> jimmy: do i really? >> you know him. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's -- >> i see him at the soho house. >> jimmy: you do? do you talk about it? >> no, i wave and smile. >> jimmy: it goes unsaid, wow. you shot the "lamborghini" movie in italy? >> yes, emilia-romagna, then to rome. i'm italian, i come from an immigrant family, i went home. >> jimmy: did you go to the town or village where your family's from? >> i went where my mother's from in naples, my father's from calabria, didn't get a chance to go there. i went to naples again. it's in the rome film festival. took my oldest son. we had a blast. >> jimmy: i would imagine "lamborghini" there is a national hero? >> oh, oh, yeah. >> jimmy: were they happy? you have to be careful.

if they don't like the choice -- >> i've got to tell you, i felt like brad pitt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> i was lamborghini in italy, i'm italian, i can speak, i can understand, it was amazing. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> it was really kind of -- to have my son there was really, really special. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's 25. >> jimmy: oh, okay, great. oh, wow. >> he just directed his first movie that i'm in. >> jimmy: oh, you are? oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a minute. what is that like, to be directed by someone who you probably grounded? [ laughter ] >> he still lives with me, the kid. [ laughter ] 25 years old. anyway, that's another story. >> jimmy: it's an italian thing, yeah. >> it was great. he was -- he was a champion, he was the leader, and i gave him one piece of advice. and i said, "the only thing i ask is, if you don't know something, just say you don't know, don't make it up." >> jimmy: that's good advice. >> yeah.

and he got shut down from covid, and one of the actresses didn't behave well. but he muscled through it. and he's got a movie. >> jimmy: do you have that problem with directors, where they claim they know what they're doing and then you realize that they don't? yeah. [ laughter ] do you always know right away? or do you figure it out later? >> there's telltale signs. one of the signs is when you say to the guy or lady, "well, what is going on here?" they go, "well, maybe." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm done. we can't talk again. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> i say, "all right, we're done for the movie, i'll direct me, you direct everybody else." >> jimmy: i see. one maybe and you're done, finished. >> because they haven't done their work. >> jimmy: i see, that's interesting. >> that went for my son too. >> jimmy: with your son -- have you seen the movie yet? >> well, so he's my son. screens the movie for myself and my buddy gavin o'connor, who's a big director and writer. he did "warrior." i did the movie "warrior" with him. >> jimmy: right, right.

>> my son shows us the first cut of his movie. he's sitting there, he's biting his nails, and it is awful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is? the movie? >> it may be the worst movie i've ever seen in my life. i'm looking at this kid, who lives with me, he can't go anywhere. [ laughter ] so i'm looking at him. i'm getting angry at him. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm in the movie, i'm like, so the movie ends, my friend gavin looks at him, he's been taking notes. "well, the thing about failure is --" [ laughter ] "you have to take it as a lesson, hopefully on the next film you'll do better." my son's face went pale. i looked at him, i said, "i don't know what you're going to do with this, you're screwed." and we left. >> jimmy: what? >> i left him there for an hour. then i walked back out and i said, "come over here." i gave him a hig and a kiss, we're italian, we kiss each other. and i said, "now go to work. you have a bunch of notes, now go to work." four months later, to his

credit, he took all that he could take, and he's got a really good little movie. >> jimmy: oh, thank god. [ cheers and applause ] >> his name is remy grillo, and hopefully you'll hear more of his name. and he'll move out of my house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hopefully he's -- with the way you're behaving, i might help him move out of your house. [ laughter ] wow, okay. what's the name of the movie? >> it's called "man's son," which is a play on "manson." it's about a cult. charles manson. >> jimmy: i see, "man's son." because he's living with a maniac. [ laughter ] >> i've got to teach these kids! i got three sons, i don't know what's going to happen. >> jimmy: is that how your dad would have handled it? >> no, my father never spoke to me. [ laughter ] he knew i had a job, i went to school -- >> jimmy: was that true? was he not supportive of -- >> he had me when he was 18. so he was busy trying to -- >> jimmy: grow up. >> put food on the table, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, right. we've wandered into some

uncomfortable territory. [ laughter ] >> it's okay, he's gone now. >> jimmy: otherwise, how's everything going? still divorced? >> yeah. [ laughter ] funny story. i am. very happily divorced. but i was recently doing a film in puerto rico. and the actress dropped out. and i called my ex-wife. >> jimmy: and what? >> and i said, "hey, there's a role, there's a bunch of dough, come down for two days, let's hang out, you'll be in the movie with me, you'll get paid a lot of money." she came to puerto rico, we had a great time. i think i might get remarried. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, why not? i'm loaded. >> jimmy: well, if anyone is watching there might be a show in the grillo house. [ laughter ] the movie is called "lamborghini: the man behind the legend” opens in theaters, on digital and on demand on november 18th. frank grillo, everybody. we'll be right back with goose. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thanks to mindy kaling and frank grillo. apologies to matt damon. “nightline” is next but first, their album is called “dripfield.” here with the song “hungersite”" goose!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ it's bent like rope i'm growing tired of hauling on yesterday ♪ ♪ closed is that how it goes ♪ ♪ well i might be rusted but brother i'm here to stay ♪ ♪ is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend ♪ ♪ is love we've drawn away in our groundless low ♪ ♪ can we step out of the

wreckage yet my friend ♪ ♪ running all against their hungry sight ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ breath don't it let ♪ ♪ just a little closer i know it's now nearing view ♪ ♪ there it's only air ♪ ♪ nothing tethered to the garment we're climbing through ♪

♪ is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend ♪ ♪ is love we've drawn away in our desperate low ♪ ♪ can we step out of the wreckage yet my friend ♪ ♪ running all against their hungry sight ♪ ♪ hanging on they've taken all ♪ ♪ but we won't lay that down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ is it time to shed our weapons yet my friend is it love we've drawn away in our trembling low ♪ ♪ can we step out of the wreckage yet my friend ♪ ♪ running all against their hungry sight ♪ ♪ hanging on they've taken all ♪ ♪ but we won't lay back down ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, boiling point. we're with first responders on high alert in phoenix as earth records its hottest month ever. >> a male in cardiac arrest, not breathing, not having a pulse. >> juju: with temperatures hitting at least 110 for 31 straight days. where the pavement can scorch your team. >> core temperature 107 degrees. >> juju: the life-saving measures they're taking, and the life-threatening decisions. >> the science is clear. outdoors workers are 35 times more likely to die of extreme