ama: children in s their pick of backpacks during a back-to-school event in san jose. this is the second giveaway by the san jose fire department. they say these are a great way to connect with younger members of the community. you can watch all of our newscasts live and on-demand. available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv, roku. download now so you can start streaming. that's it for tonight. thank you so much for watching. for all of us here, thank you for joining us. right now, owen wilson. have a great night and a wonderful weekend.

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, guillermo at the oscars. owen wilson, and academy award winner guillermo del toro with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on -- i might be a little slow. this is probably the most hung over day of the year in hollywood. [ laughter ] oscar monday. last night i hosted the oscars right across the street. [ cheering ]

i was fishing, i'll admit it. [ laughter ] it's weird to see an audience not in tuxedos and gowns. it's gross, actually, disgusting. [ laughter ] you look terrible. it's an interesting setup at the oscars. everyone's crowded together in basically an abandoned shopping mall. they clear out the mall over there, and everyone is there wearing donated clothes. most of them haven't eaten in days. it's like a very upscale hurricane shelter. [ laughter ] but what a night. no slaps, no mixed-up envelopes, no matt damon. it was absolutely perfect. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "everything everywhere all at once" won best picture, becoming -- [ cheering ] -- the first movie featuring a buttplug fight to win best picture since "gandhi," back in 1983. [ laughter ] that's right. in the acting category, it was a clean sweep for the cast of "encino man." [ laughter ] actor and supporting actor.

"avatar" won best visual effects after james cameron turned sigourney weaver and zoe saldana into cgi sea monkeys. [ laughter ] the award for best documentary went to "navalny." you've got to see this. this is a terrifying true story of the price that one man, one brave man is paying for speaking out against putin and russian totalitarianism. or, as tucker carlson calls it, "the feel-good comedy of the year!" [ laughter ] at the beginning of the show, i parachuted down from the ceiling. which sounded like a fun idea until i was actually up in the ceiling, lolling around 50 feet in the air with my testicles tucked up to my nipples. [ laughter ] but it was worth it because even though you don't get paid much to host the oscars, even though you get criticized for every little thing, what makes it worth it is the people that are watching the show specifically to see you. >> now the oscars show is ever evolving, and we can't wait to see all of the surprises that jimmy fallon has for later tonight.

[ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: i tell you one surprise is that he was at home in new york last night. [ laughter ] but then, an eagle-eared producer chimed in and they got it all straightened out. >> someone just yelled to me that it's jimmy kimmel tonight and not jimmy fallon. back to you, naz. >> jimmy: naz looks a little nervous. [ laughter ] don't worry naz, it's not your fault. hey, just in case my head got too big on oscar sunday, in came the guy from e! to put a pin right in it. [ laughter ] the big story from the pre-show had nothing to do with me. it was a conversation ashley graham had on the red carpet with hugh grant. >> what are you most excited to see tonight? >> to see? >> yeah. well, i know you probably watched a few of the movies. are you excited to see anybody win? do you have your hopes up for anyone? >> um, not -- not -- no one in particular. >> okay. well, what are you wearing tonight, then? >> just my suit. >> your suit? who made your -- you didn't make it. >> i can't remember. my tailor.

>> that's okay. shoutout to the tailor. so tell me, what does it feel like to be in "glass onion"? how fun is it to shoot something like that? >> well, i'm barely in it. i'm in it for like three seconds. >> but still, you showed up and had fun, right? >> almost. >> all right, okay, all right. thank you so much. it was nice to talk to you. >> yeah. >> back to you guys. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he knows he's on tv, right? i can watch an exchange like that for hours and hours on end. has hugh ever been on a red carpet before? that's what they ask. maybe they were shooting a movie where things get off to a bad start on the red carpet, then he and ashley wind up getting married on another red carpet. [ laughter ] that would be very hugh grant, wouldn't it? [ applause ] this was another interesting red carpet exchange involving emily blunt and dwayne johnson, who was absolutely bursting out of his tux. >> valley pink.

yes, the rock. yes, emily blunt. >> ate up so much of your time with his masculinity. >> it's all good. it's all good. >> it's my grandmother's favorite color. she just passed away last night. >> no, she didn't. >> wow. we've got to go. >> jimmy: it turns out his grandmother passed away 14 years ago or something. [ laughter ] if hugh grant had gone with the dead grandmother routine, he'd be fine right now! nobody would be mad. one of the more delightful moments from yesterday involved a young man named jason grosboll who works at a movie theater in corpus christi, texas. his popcorning skills went viral. we had him on the show last month, and i invited him to come out to hollywood to pop corn for the stars on oscar sunday. >> great popcorn like great performances must be layered. and no one knows that better than jason grosboll, aka, tiktok's favorite popcorn guy. jason, you work in a movie theater. what was your favorite movie from last year? >> "everything everywhere all at once." >> me too. thank you very much. also, can i have a soda as well? >> i don't do drinks. >> fair enough.

>> jimmy: what a natural conversation that was. hey, don't ask the popcorn guy for a soda. what don't you understand about the name, "popcorn guy"? [ laughter ] that was the pre-show. then, after the show, we had this. ♪ >> hello, everyone, and welcome to the official oscars after party, the governor's ball. [ laughter ] i'm coming to you live from hollywood. this is the place where the winners, the nominees, the presenters, the performers, and special invited guests come to continue the celebration and the host -- the host after the oscars are handed out. [ applause ] >> jimmy: after doing this whole big show broadcast around the world, i was most excited to be on the local news. [ laughter ] as for what happened during the show. you're in a bit of a bubble when you're hosting something like this. for better or worse, you don't know what people are saying

online. one of the things the rld was focused on was this lady and her headdress. [ laughter ] her name is tems. she was nominated for co-writing the song, "lift me up" from "wakanda forever." "lift me up" is also what the people sitting behind her kept saying all night. [ laughter ] because they could not see anything that was going on. [ cheers and applause ] and then we had a donkey. a live donkey, jenny the donkey from "the banshees of inisherin." that was our emotional support donkey last night. everybody was super excited to see her, but then that stirred up some controversy. the "l.a. times" said, "no, that wasn't really jenny, the donkey from 'the banshees of inisherin.'" the "new york post," "'banshees of inisherin,' jenny the donkey oscars cameo was a fraud." [ laughter ] vulture, "jenny the donkey's oscar cameo was all a fraud." i have to say, i think it's true. it wasn't jenny. it wasn't even a female donkey. that donkey's name is dominick. it was a male donkey. we didn't think it was a good idea to fly a donkey over from ireland.

[ laughter ] so we hired an l.a. donkey. maybe you noticed the lip fillers and the implants. [ laughter ] but to anyone who was upset they didn't get to see the bona fide donkey, we're very sorry. i want to apologize on the behalf of the academy. [ laughter ] it will never happen again, i promise you. the big animal mystery last night was who played cocaine bear? who was the individual dressed as cocaine bear presenting with elizabeth banks? turned into kind of an episode of "the masked presenter." people were posting their guesses about who was in the costume." "gary oldman in that bear costume, just absolutely killing it." [ laughter ] "that's jessica chastain in the cocaine bear costume." "fun fact, that's timothee chalamet in the cocaine bear suit." [ laughter ] well, i have to say wrong, wrong, and wrong. it was none of those people. everyone wants to know who was in the cocaine bear costume. it was a celebrity. that is correct. and that celebrity was -- [ drumroll ] thank you. dj jazzy jeff!

was the cocaine bear. laugh [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] and that's not a lie. that's absolutely true. and i would like everyone to report that, okay? [ laughter ] all of the acting awards last night went to first-timers, including ke huy quan from "everything everywhere all at once." [ cheers and applause ] a big star of the show. he gave one of the most memorable speeches probably in oscar history. >> my mom is 84 years old, and she is at home watching. mom, i just won an oscar! [ applause ] >> jimmy: this great full circle moment. 39 years ago, ke huy quan played "short round" in "indiana jones and the temple of doom." and last night, harrison ford presented his movie, the award for best picture. even hollywood couldn't come up with a better ending than that. [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness! wow!

how you? [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. it's ke huy quan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> thank you! >> jimmy: great to have you. i didn't know you're coming. what are you doing here? >> i'm looking for my car. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, are you still up from the oscars last night? >> aren't you? >> jimmy: no! [ laughter ] aren't you tired? >> i will never go to sleep, jimmy. i can't let the best day of my life end. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. what were you doing? >> also, i was out all night with cocaine bear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so where are you headed right now? >> jay-z's after party. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no -- i think that's over now, i think that's done. >> not for me, jimmy. not for me. [ applause ] oh, wait.

i almost forgot. >> jimmy: what? >> can i get one last selfie for this awards season? >> jimmy: of course, absolutely, why not? [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, everybody is in the selfie! [ cheering ] thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: congratulations! ke huy quan, everybody. >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fun. but i have to say, nobody had more fun last night than guillermo, who was drinking everything everywhere all at once, right? >> guillermo: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you feeling all right? >> guillermo: i'm [ bleep ], jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guillermo came backstage after he was doing shots. on the red carpet. you were on fire. you turned into a little don rickles or something. he was ripping everybody apart. not only did guillermo keep me

safe on stage last night, he brought out the old gold tux to file his annual star-studded event from the oscars champagne carpet. >> guillermo! >> yes! >> guillermo: they love me. can you teach me any more dirty words? >> i don't know if you can say it on air, but i'm going to go ahead. this means come here [ bleep ]. >> guillermo: i learned one! >> you got it. >> guillermo: my wife love you very much. >> does she? >> guillermo: yeah. her name is sarah. >> sarah. >> guillermo: can you look into the camera? >> sarah, sarah, you have the best husband. no? >> guillermo: can you do me a favor? >> what's that? >> guillermo: can you keep my

wife name out of your [ bleep ] mouth? [ laughter ] >> i will do that. >> guillermo: thank you so much. look what i make you. i make you some vegemite, in case you get hungry. >> need toast. >> guillermo: i got the toast. hold on. hold on. where is the toast? >> you don't have the toast. where is the toast? >> guillermo: these guys forgot the bread for nicole kidman. what the [ bleep ]? salma, salma, hola. oh, wow, there is salma hayek right there. she is in my favorite movie, puss and boobs -- puss in boots. >> puss in boots? >> jimmy: what is your favorite one this year? >> that's a hard one, that's a really hard one. >> jimmy: puss in boots. salma play one cat and i play

the dog. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so many cats in the movie. and when the cat has only one life left. >> it's a wonderful story. they know how to make them. >> guillermo: it's amazing about the cat. you have nine life. and now you only have one. so what he does to survive? he only has one life. >> what did he do to survive? >> guillermo: he lost his mojo, right? >> yeah, he lost it. but i help him too. i'm his therapy dog. parrito helps him along the way. >> jimmy: it's like "how stella got her groove back." >> yeah, "stella got her groove back," that's exactly how it is. at the end we dance all together. >> guillermo: do you like tequila? >> i love tequila. >> would you like to have a shot? >> would you power me a tequila now? >> jimmy: yeah. >> 1942? >> guillermo: yeah. >> when did it get this cool? cheers. >> guillermo: cheers! >> opa! >> guillermo: we're going get all shook up. >> all shook up. >> guillermo: to the king! >> to the king, to you. >> guillermo: to you. >> how many times are you taking a shot?

with everybody? >> guillermo: oh, with everybody. >> salud. >> guillermo: salud. i'm a machine. >> ooh, that's strong. >> guillermo: i'm telling you, it's so good. >> woo! >> guillermo: how come you didn't finish yours? you're a good actress! >> not good enough. ♪ >> wow. >> is he doing this with everyone? >> guillermo: oh, no. only you. >> you lying rat bastard! >> guillermo: the problem is when she starts drinking tequila, she starts saying a lot of bad words. >> oh, god. >> guillermo: so how are you feeling? >> [ bleep ] that's good. >> guillermo: i call you, all right? >> salud. >> guillermo: salud. for puss and boots.

>> this night has finally arrived! >> guillermo: i know, so excited. >> everything bagel. >> everything bagel. >> so good. >> guillermo: have you ever drinken from a jet before? >> i've never drinken from a jet before. no. >> guillermo: hold on. i'll put fuel on this thing. >> look at you with the expert pour. guillermo, were you a bartender in another life? >> guillermo: yeah. >> yeah? ♪ >> oh, yeah, yeah, that's don julio. turn and burn. >> turn and burn. >> how did they get the liquor inside of it? >> what do you mean? there is a hole and you pour it in there. >> jimmy: with the funnel, it's mexican technology. >> guillermo, i've seen you on the red carpet for many years, interviewing all the wonderful people i enjoy and aspire to. i cannot believe i'm talking to you at the oscars. this is really special to me.

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we've got new shows with seth rogen, andy samberg, and for the first time visiting us at our studio here in l.a., david letterman will be here with us. [ cheering and applause ] plus music from sunny war and raye. please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated screenwriter and a great actor you know from many films. in his latest, he plays the number one painter on public television in vermont. the new movie is called "paint." it opens in theater april 7th. please welcome owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: were you a part of the oscar festivities last night in any way? >> yeah, i was watching. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were nominated for an oscar. what year was, that 2002? >> i think so, yes. wes and i got nominated for "the royal tenenbaums."

>> jimmy: right. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. you know, that was very exciting to be nominated. we knew we weren't going to win because we had lost every single award going up to it with "gosford park." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, "gosford park." >> that one the best screenplay in all the lead-up awards. it was strange. right before they announced our category, i just got hit with this certainty like, we're going win this. [ laughter ] i just felt it in my bones. and i even leaned over to wes, who i told don't bother writing a speech the week before. and now i said "get ready." [ laughter ] and then gwyneth paltrow, she announced our category. and we knew her from "tenenbaums." and right when she opened the envelope, you know, when she looked down, but before she said it, i could -- i'm a good poker player. and i could just read her face.

and i said, "it's happening." [ laughter ] "she's going to say our name." and then she said julian fellows from "gosford park." [ laughter ] so i went back to saying, "it's an honor to be nominated." >> jimmy: right, yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's an honor to be nominated, yes. >> jimmy: you do not have psychic abilities. >> i still say -- when times get tough, i still say "it's an honor to be nominated." >> jimmy: that's right, yes. looking back, which one is the movie people remember more? i think you're going to have to go with "the royal tenenbaums." [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. it's true. >> jimmy: when did you get back from japan? you were just on vacation there? >> that's right. i was in tokyo last week. and have you ever been? >> jimmy: i've not. >> you haven't. >> jimmy: i want to go very much. it's at the top of my list. >> it's an amazing city. the first thing, or one of the things that i notice is kind of it's 14 million people. but it's very quiet. you don't hear people honking

horns. you don't hear -- you know how sometimes in los angeles it can seem like, you know, the state bird of california is the leaf blower. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> you're not hearing leaf blowers. you're not hearing the cars that have the mufflers kind of modified so it sounds like an f-16. it's just quiet. and it's also just really interesting to walk around. i was with my friends, and we saw this long line, and we kind of, what's going on over here? the way you get drawn to what's happening? and it was this little cafe that people were waiting to go in where you have tea or coffee with little -- it sounds funny, but micro-pigs. little small pigs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you brought some video of this. >> i did. well, no, this first place. yeah. >> jimmy: this is a cafe? >> this was the cafe. this isn't the one we went to, because we couldn't get in to the one we went to. >> jimmy: so you went to --

>> no, no. >> jimmy: a rec room. >> then we went to the owl. there is a place where you went. >> jimmy: oh! >> that's the place that looked like the prison rec yard. >> jimmy: wow. who is that? >> that was the guy that ran it. and it was kind of, you know, i couldn't figure out. there was nobody there to see the owls. but meanwhile, everyone couldn't wait to see the pigs. >> jimmy: pigs are friendly and cute. and owls will pluck your eyeball out. >> an apex predator. >> jimmy: you want to combine the two, you're going have a real problem. >> but i don't even know why i was going to these kind of places. >> jimmy: yeah, why were you? >> well, i honestly think that part of it was i knew i was coming on the show. i knew you'd be wiped out from doing the academy awards. i knew i couldn't rely on you to do the heavy lifting. i had to load up on some tokyo stories. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know that was positioned as an insult. but i take it as a great -- you

thinking of me is wonderful. this is a picture you took while doing your research for the show. these are the rules for the owl cafe? >> yeah. it said, a bite is not an attack, but please be careful. [ laughter ] >> and that last one i couldn't even figure out. >> jimmy: even if you are injured, without obeying good manners, you are responsible for yourself. >> yeah. what is that? >> jimmy: i don't know. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it's just like every man for himself in the owl place. >> jimmy: we're seeing the flaws in google translate. i like this one too. this is a good one. do not deliberately get angry. [ laughter ] and then you get to what, you pick an owl and eat whichever one looks freshest? >> exactly. [ laughter ] the tokyo stories. >> jimmy: it was fun, japan? you recommend it? >> it was. >> jimmy: do people recognize you there? >> not so much, no.

>> jimmy: that's nice. >> well, it was just kind of incredible food and, yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of travel stories, your friend ben stiller was on our show. and he told a story about you. do you know about this? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. so just in summary, you're in london. you lost your wallet, right? >> yeah. well, no, i didn't. i was working in london. and i'm working nights in the west end, and i got a message from ben saying, "if you want your driver's license, call me, and your credit cards." and he's in hawaii. so this is kind of a, you know, a very kind of ominous, almost like from narcos or something message to get. and of course he is going to get a call back with that. i call him. and he's laughing. and he's like, do you want your wallet? ben, ben, first of all, i don't use a wallet. i keep my credit cards and

stuff -- and then when i point on the phone, i'm doing it. and i didn't have my credit cards, or my license had fallen out. and he said, yes. his daughter's friend was walking through the park in london and found my credit cards and stuff. >> jimmy: crazy. >> i mean, it's the craziest story. and i was saying to ben, he said that i said that my reaction that i said, "wow." [ laughter ] yeah. which i might have. but what i remember, i wrote to him, i said i cannot believe this. someone just said here at work that i should be playing the lottery tonight. what are the odds? but it did give me kind of a great feeling. it makes me feel someone's watching out for me. it's comforting kind of. it was a very nice thing. i wrote something else, but my phone. >> jimmy: you got any weird pictures of them on there? [ laughter ] >> no. oh, no, here from a month later. then my next message to him was,

"have you and gene hackman kept in touch? i remember you guys bonding over your love of poseidon adventure." and that was from on "the royal tenenbaums" ben is kind of nervous around gene hackman. to break the ice, he was, gene, i love poseidon adventure, do you have any good stories? and gene was like, "it was money job" and turned and walked away. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> so i got back a "ha ha, laughing in iceland." and my next message a month later is "love you, amigo." no return. didn't get a reply. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's where a wow is very appropriate. owen wilson is here. his new movie is called "paint." we'll be right back. i'm walt. i have relapsing ms, and a lot going on. that's why i take kesimpta.

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well, it's miss marcy. miss marcy is a beautiful lush lush blackbird bush we've come across a time or two in our travels. what are you going to share with us today, my friend? juicy blackberry? mm. when's the last time you heard someone say something that interesting? >> jimmy: that is owen wilson in "paint," which is -- you play a character named paul who is the number one painter on public

television in vermont. obviously based -- i mean, we can say based on bob ross? >> yeah, it's inspired by bob ross. >> jimmy: inspired by bob ross. >> i think that carl nargle, the character i play, his life is in a little bit more disarray than bob ross. but for sure that was kind of inspired by it. it was funny. watching that preview, the line that i say where i say "when's the last time you heard somebody say something that interesting?" i was watching sean penn do promotion for that movie he direct, "into the wild." and he is sitting by a fire in alaska. and like a wolf starts howling while he is answering the question. he stops and he said that, "yeah, when is the last time you heard somebody say something that interesting?" and i was like, that's so cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you saved that? >> why, i saved it. >> jimmy: you had that in your back pocket. wow, that's pretty great. the movie is delightful. the character is delightful. did you shoot it in vermont?

>> no. we shot in upstate new york. and we shot it during covid. and so we had kind of a very low budget. so we were kind of scrambling to get stuff. and even the cars that we use in the movie we used -- they kind of came up with a creative way where they got some of the cars off of craigslist. so somebody would be selling a toyota celica, 1978. and we would call them and say, we don't want to buy the car, but we'll rent it for a couple of weeks and then give it back to you in better shape. and that's what we did, including the van that i drive in the movie, vantastic. yeah. >> jimmy: that van is going to be worth a lot more than it was. >> you're not kidding. >> jimmy: you also, speaking of low budget, you had a number of hairstyles. these are the test wigs for the character? >> yes. those were. well, when you're wearing a wig like that, you really got to believe and trust the people.

and we eventually got there. but it was a process. >> jimmy: this one is clearly off, though. [ laughter ] you couldn't -- >> yeah. this looks like the guy that you bought weed from in college. >> jimmy: for sure. now this is a little more along -- >> this guy, yeah. that's a relaxed perm. he doesn't look very relaxed. >> jimmy: no. >> like he is kind of a -- >> jimmy: and then we have -- this is where you really went full '70s, dr. j type. >> yes. that looks like the keyboard player for a band that doesn't leave town very much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you learn how to paint for the movie? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. in fact, i did a -- i don't want to make you self-conscious, but i did a painting of you last night hosting the oscars. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: wow. i would love to see that some time. >> well, i got it. >> jimmy: oh, you do?

oh, wow. so you do this real quick? >> not real quick. hold it up. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. hold on a second. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a pretty good likeness. that's the way i see you. center stage. >> jimmy: why -- may i ask why it's so small? >> is it that small? well, i watched the oscars on my phone. i was at a soccer game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. well, let me just say, i will treasure this for many years to come. owen wilson, everybody. his movie is called "paint." [ cheers and applause ] it opens in theaters april 7th. we'll be back with academy award it openstype 2 diabetes?il 7th. we'll be back with academy award winner guillermo del toro. discover the ozempic® tri-zone. in my ozempic® tri-zone, i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. ozempic® lowers the risk

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest, thank you, is one of the most imaginative and creative people ever. last night he won a third little gold man for "guillermo del toro's pinocchio." ♪ >> good morning, papa! >> what is this? what kind of sorcery? >> you wanted me to live. you asked for me to live. >> who are you? >> my name is pinocchio. i'm your son. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "guillermo del toro's pinocchio" is on netflix now. please welcome guillermo del toro! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: welcome. how are you? congratulations! look at that. >> i don't know if you're my lucky charm, because every time we're together, i get one of these. [ laughter and applause ] and if you're not there, people start slapping other people. >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. maybe we're each other's lucky charms. that could be possible. >> i'm in for that. >> jimmy: you are the only person to win best director, best picture, and best animated feature. nobody else has ever done that. [ cheers and applause ] and i know that -- i know that animation is very near and dear to your heart. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know that. that is your first -- your first love, your first job. you did this like the hard way. you did stop-motion animation. >> my brother and i have launched.

he was reminding me of an episode i made on super 8 called "the murderous potato." >> jimmy: the murderous potato? >> yes. it was stop motion about a potato that murdered a whole family. [ laughter ] it was not a very great plot. but i did stop motion a lot. i taught stop motion and a company that did stop motion professionally for many years. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started trying out little stop motion photography? >> 8. >> jimmy: i did this the first time i got a video camera. >> that's exactly. 8 years old myself. >> jimmy: 8 years old. >> and what i love about stop motion is every other form of animation requires a lot of tools that are not accessible to you when you're young. but any young kid right now can grab their iphone, an app, and a puppet or a model and animate it, right now. >> jimmy: it's amazing. it is amazing. it used to be so complicated. well, it's still very complicated. but for me, stop motion, when i think of stop motion, i think of those great rank and bass christmas specials. did you see those? did you have them growing up? >> i love them.

rudolph and mad monster party. >> jimmy: "the year without a santa claus." >> yes. >> jimmy: i would love to see guillermo del toro's rudolph the red nosed reindeer. do you ever think of doing anything christmas-themed? >> i don't like christmas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't like christmas? >> i don't like holidays in general. halloween. you know. i like christmas because the tree looks really beautiful in the living room. and then i resist taking it down. >> jimmy: you don't like any holidays? i'm surprised that you don't like halloween. i think that would be right up your alley. >> no, you know. when i was a kid, it was the dia de los muertos. we would go to the graveyard and put booze and food on the grave and talk to my ancestors. and then we would go to a market and buy skulls. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that i like. you can bite into a skull at age 6. i like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we get candy here. that's our thing. candy. yeah. you know what i wanted to mention to you? diego luna was here, and he was talking about "star wars." and he was talking about r2-d2.

>> yes. >> jimmy: and he said he thought r2-d2 was called arturito and that he was a mexican robot, basically. >> yeah. we called it -- >> jimmy: you thought that too? >> 100%. i'm not sure if they subtitled it like that. because we didn't subtitle movies that much. and chewbacca was called -- [ spanish ] which sounds like a sexual position by antonio banderas. [ laughter ] yeah, why not, let's go, antonio! >> jimmy: there was a translation for chewbacca. it seems like his name would have been chewbacca. >> han solo was han solo. luke skywalker was luke skywalker. i don't know why. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. i saw something i wanted ask you about. you lost your wallet. >> last week. >> jimmy: and then you went on twitter and said hey, i lost my wallet. >> i was desperate. i was desperate. but, you know, believe it or

not, i've been losing a little weight. and things fall out of my pockets. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and ultimately i thought i had lost it in the cinema, because i came out of a movie very discombobulated. and i was like shaken. >> jimmy: why? >> it was a very shaky movie called -- you know, i wouldn't say. >> jimmy: you won't say. >> the director may not like that i was shaken. but i came out and i thought i lost it. it turns out i found it a little later on the floor in a room that i shall not mention. >> jimmy: you did find it on the floor? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so then you went on twitter, then you found it in the [ bleep ] is what you did. [ laughter and applause ] >> a man's got to do what a man's got to do. what am i going to do? >> jimmy: so no reward was given i guess. >> not in that room, no. [ laughter ] everything was voluntary and between consenting objects. >> jimmy: your oscar was the

first category up last night. is that the best way, the best position to be in? >> it with us great because you win and you go away and you enter a labyrinth of about 20, 30, 40 minutes of press. >> jimmy: right. >> and you go through little corridors and something else happens. you come out and things are halfway. thank you for the pretzels, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, you're welcome. i put pretzels in a little box under the seats. >> amazingly mad, but very welcome. >> jimmy: good, yeah, right. >> they were chewy and soggy but they were like manna from heaven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when they're hot, they're really good, those pretzels. >> i liked it. >> jimmy: good, i'm glad you liked it. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're welcome. i'm glad somebody appreciated that in hollywood. >> you have any more? >> jimmy: yeah, we'll get you some pretzels, no problem. you're not gluten-free, are you? >> until yesterday, i was. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: this -- oh, i have to ask you about this too. let me slide oscar aside here. this is a photograph. i know this store because i used

to drive by it all the time. this is a hobby shop in burbank, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and if you look through, you can see guillermo with steven spielberg and j.j. abrams. what are you guys buying? >> hobby kits, model kits. you know, who published that, the store? >> jimmy: i don't know who published it. i have no idea. >> well, we get together now and then on sundays and paint model kits. >> jimmy: like testers kind of stuff? >> i paint mostly cadavers and monsters. j.j. paints like things like the "psycho" house. steven has his hand on a couple. but, you know, when i was a kid, they said you go to hollywood, you're a big director, you will be surrounded by models. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> we got a skeleton, a tank. >> jimmy: this is crazy. absolutely crazy what you guys are doing on a sunday.

>> well, we were buying like -- i needed a really good color red, a couple of 00 brushes. j.j. bought a couple of cars. steven bought a couple of tanks. >> jimmy: do you pay for them separately, each of your purchases? >> we actually did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> we actually did. yes, yes. this is my pile. [ laughter ] but i'll tell you why. that's the day i lost the wallet. [ laughter ] and i only had cash. and j.j. hit me for $7. >> jimmy: j.j. >> "pay for this, i'll pay you later." he still hasn't paid me. >> jimmy: hasn't paid you back? wow,ed that ridiculous. j.j. only bought $7 worth of stuff? >> no, no, he bought the stuff and he said, "what about one of these?" and i go, "sure, pal." i'll inform you dutifully. >> jimmy: what a life you're leading here. this is unbelievable. will you paint the oscar? >> you gave me an underwear thing. >> jimmy: i gave you a pair of underpants for the oscar, yeah. >> i will make sure he stays

decent. >> jimmy: please do. [ laughter ] great to have you here. guillermo del toro here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "guillermo del toro's pinocchio" is on netflix now. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: owen wilson here, guillermo del toro and ke huy quan. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. we'll see you tomorrow. good night.