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kimmel jeremy renner and metallica. yeah good >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jeremy renner and metallica. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thank you. whoa, whoa. very nice. cleto, thank you. very good to be back. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i thank you for watching and for joining us here on the monday after easter sunday. i hope you found a lot of eggs yesterday. i forgot to count the eggs before i hid them around the house, which is a mistake. it's bad, i don't know tennessee
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this, rotten eggs smell like rotten eggs, they're terrible. [ laughter ] at the white house the bidens hosted the annual egg roll. why they do this the day after easter, i don't know. jesus was like, i have to raise again, again? [ laughter ] the theme of the white house egg roll, they have a theme every year. this year's theme was "eggucation." this is not the first time they've repeated themes. when trump was president, the easter theme was "egg-o-maniac" for four years in a row. [ laughter ] it's a fun event, the kids have fun, the president and the first lady even seem to be having fun. they enjoyed a beautiful day in washington with the bunny right next to them. and then it was time to roll the eggs. joe turns out can blow a whistle. then the games began. and aren't they adorable. [ laughter ] you know, children are so cute when they're larping, there you
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go. [ applause ] easter, when you're president, easter esa big day. yesterday president obama, our 44th president, tweeted "i want to wish all who celebrate a happy and blessed easter. with all that's going on in the world it's time to hug our loved ones tight and give thanks for the blessings." then president 45 weighed in. "happy easter to all, including those that dream endlessly of destroying our country, because they are incapable of dreaming about anything else. those that are so incompetent, they don't realize that having a border and powerful wall is a good thing, having voter i.d., all paper ballots, and same-day voting will quickly end massive voter fraud. to all of those weak and pathetic rinos, radical left democrats, socialists, communist killing our nation, remember, we will be back." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy easter. what a warm and lovely man he
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is. instead of making license plates in jail, they should have him write greeting cards. [ laughter ] i think it would be a better use of his gifts. at this point donald trump's brain is just basically a bowl of microwaved peeps. [ laughter ] although he did share a religious message yesterday in fairness, rewrote "i prefer sons of god that weren't captured and crucified." [ laughter ] he didn't actually write that. [ applause ] i feel like 70% of you believed it. that's telling. okay? this is what he actually tweeted. this is his easter message of peace. he wrote, "world war iii." [ laughter ] that's it. just world war iii. this is what you'd be too if your 39-year-old son was still under the couch looking for jelly beans. eric, get out of there! [ laughter ] trump spent the holiday at mar-a-lago for the traditional easter egg and witch hunt. we got a glimpse of melania for the first time in quite a while. somebody was at the event, shot
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some video. look at those two love birds. got his phone on the. you can see he's got two diet cokes. [ laughter ] two diet cokes and a water right there on the table. so they have a lot of fun. [ laughter ] poor melania. imagine everything he put her through last week, then wakes her up on easter, "i need you to come downstairs and eat an omelette on camera with me today." [ laughter ] his plus one at ufc 287 was none other than kid rock. [ laughter ] i wonder what those two are talking about. you know he doesn't even like ufc. he's like, ufc, i love their chicken. [ laughter ] it's fantastic. [ applause ] you know, he doesn't know what's going on. right now, trump, he may need the ufc. he's gearing up for a hell of a legal fight. maybe four of them. according to a new poll from abc news, a majority of americans believe the former president intentionally broke the law,
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whereas 20% believe he didn't do anything wrong. these are the same people who think jfk is coming back from the dead to win "the masked singer." [ laughter ] the most interesting group this is 11% who believe trump acted wrongly but not intentionally. which i don't know what, it was an accident? [ laughter ] a spider crawled into donald trump's underpants. luckily, stormy daniels was there. [ laughter ] she killed it with a magazine. she just beat it and beat it so hard. and then trump was so grateful, he got his lawyers to secretly pay her $130,000. [ cheers and applause ] as a token of gratitude. it's called being grateful. the case in georgia looks to be the next trouble spot for trump. the fulton county d.a. has reportedly informed at least 20 of trump's associates that they are targets of the investigation. that includes rudy giuliani. trump also today filed a last-minute appeal to block mike pence from testifying before a
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grand jury about his conversations with trump ahead of january 6th even though mike pence himself did not try to appeal that order. i don't know, maybe trump should just pay mike pence $130,000 to keep his mouth shut. [ laughter ] trump now has more lawyers than he does friends. though he has been getting visits from his supporters, including mr. my pillow, mike lindell, who showed up to mar-a-lago and found himself caught in yet another sting operation. >> we got mike lindell joining us right now. he is back at mar-a-lago. >> i just got stung by a bee, brandon. >> what? i hope you're not allergic, are you? >> no, i'm not allergic. i'm going, what is that pin going into me? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i'm surprised he didn't blame the machines for that. [ laughter ] my god, brandon, now dominion's sending robot bees into my butt! [ laughter ] that's the deep state injection bee, you long to us now. [ laughter ] the other contender for goofball of the year is congressman george santos.
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he's working so hard to distract us from the fact that he lied his way into the house of representatives, he went out and bought a jersey to pretend he's excited about the mets -- hey, guys. today's opening day. as a good old mets fs fan, i kn you're not going to be playing until april 6th back home, but in good old fashion -- ♪ let go mets ♪ [ laughter ] >> he's a good old mets fan giving the team a good old-fashioned go mets. he's a guy's guy. he loves baseball, you know? rooting for the mets. cracking over a six-pack of zema. [ laughter ] you know what i'm talking about, right, bro? >> guillermo: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we've got a great show for you tonight. yesterday was easter. our first guest tonight also rose from the dead. jeremy renner is here. [ cheers and applause ] he has recovered from a terrible run-in with a snowplow. he is here tonight.
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more speakers and amplifiers in this building thunder all the guitar centers in the world. metallica will join us. [ cheers and applause ] not just one night, they're here forea whole week to celebrate their new album "72 seasons." metallica has accomplished everything a rock band can accomplish. they sold i think 125 million albums. they're in the rock and roll hall of fame. they're the only american band that has played on the continent of antarctica. have you ever seen that performance? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, that's how you do it up there.
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we also have a new number one movie in america, a huge number one movie. "super mario brothers" made $376 million, the biggest opening for an animated ever, all-time. mario and luigi beat anna and elsa and everybody relevance are [ laughter ] whenever a blockbuster busts that much block, our man yehya is there. here he, yehya talking about the "super mario brothers" movie. >> hi, it's me, yehya, taub the new movie "mario." mario is called "that spar plus moviey." you know the one jump, jump up and down, the car, you know? >> you asked for it! >> i used to play mario, young boy, i have like the old machine. you call nintendo. now mario is brown like me. the towelette, the shower.
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mario, small guy, short guy like mini me. have moustache like guillermo. the guy who do mario, no lawyer i don't lopa. his name jesse. jesse is the good actor. he do the movie, you know? >> i'm about to move the world! >> the bad guy in the movie, jack black, he do the movie like a -- dressed like a superman, like wrestling, you know? is also in the movie "the burr." the japanese one, the one "wired." also do video again with kevin hart, like the rock, i got a picture of that go, "jamanco." that movie, comedian guy is from canada. he's also in the movie "everybody dance with sausage." also in the movie "he put the baby inside the lady." i don't know how. very strong. he like it smoke a lot of
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marijuana like snoop dogg and wiz khalifa. he laugh like that. ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! he laugh a lot. see the movie. go to movie. what? that's it. game is over! >> jimmy: wow. thank you, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] and oh -- thank you, yehya, may god bless you. >> love you guys, thank you! thank you! god bless you, all of you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> bless everyone watching the show! >> jimmy: god bless you. i heard you have the flu. >> actually, last week, i'm very bad. now i'm good. check the rona before i come, i'm good. >> jimmy: you don't have covid? >> no, no, never i have it.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, one of the great american bands, metal character is with us to chat and play music all week from their new album, this is it, it is called
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"72 seasons." you ready to bang that guillermo? later this week new shows with bill hader, dr. jane goodall will be here, and the one and only carol burnett will join us t too. please join us for all of that. our first guest is a two-time osc oscar-nominated actor and avenger who beat than most, loki, and a snowplow. he has a new show called "rechber-vations" premiering the wednesday on disney plus. please welcome the indestructible jeremy renner! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> yes! >> jimmy: look at you, this is ridiculous. is this a publicity stunt? >> absolutely. absolutely. >> jimmy: now, if there was any question as to who the toughest avenger was, that's settled now, right? >> scarlett. scarlett johansson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: forget downey, forget hemsworth, forget these guys. it's you, you're the guy. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: i speak for all of us when i say, thank god. look at you, you look great. we're glad to see you here. >> glad to be here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. yeah. >> jimmy: this was -- i imagine everybody knows the story. but you know, we've heard it from you when you spoke to diane sawyer. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: on new year's day, you were -- you woke your nephew up to help you plow some snow. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and your snowplow started sliding towards your nephew. you got in front of the snow snowplow? is that correct? >> i tried to jump back on it to
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stop it from running him over. then i got eaten up under the tracks. >> jimmy: you got under the snowplow. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was very bad, very bad. >> that was a very, very bad way to start the year. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. for both of you, you and your nephew. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you broke more than 30 bones? >> yeah, like 35 or so. >> jimmy: 35 or so. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you have to say "or so" when you're counting ultimate how many bones you broke? >> kept discovering them going along. they went critical order, priority of what am i going to die from or not? six weeks later finding another break, another break, another break. >> jimmy: this puts you in evel knevil territory. [ laughter ] >> i guess. i got lucky in a lot of ways. i'm happy to be here. >> jimmy: isn't it funny to say you got lucky after getting run over by a snowplow that broke so many bones? >> well, you have to think, it's a giant metal -- like cookie roller, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it missed every vertebra, didn't hit any organs.
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my brain didn't swell, nothing like that. my eye did pop out, that's weird. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you know, i got pretty lucky, you know, that none of the organs got messed up. >> jimmy: it pierced your liver? >> pierced my liver, but it wasn't dangerous, you know. >> jimmy: collapsed lung? >> yeah, that's fine, i got another one. [ laughter ] right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, i'm very happy to hear you're so relaxed about this. this is you in january. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: who took this photo? >> probably my mom. >> jimmy: yeah. >> did you, mom? >> jimmy: your mom's right here? >> yeah, they're right there. my lovely family. >> jimmy: hi there, mom. [ applause ] >> they've been at my side the entire time. >> jimmy: that's -- that's a big decision even to take this fote toy. i'd imagine you're probably feeling like maybe it's going to be okay? >> they're going to use this against me at some point. like, you owe me, or something. >> jimmy: he mentioned that to diane. you felt like you apologized to your family for this?
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>> one thing i thought about was, you know, once i was clear enough -- this is still while i was on the ground, before the ambulance even got there. what my experience was like. then i had to think about alex's. alex was there during the entire time. >> jimmy: the nephew. >> he had to see uncle jeremy on the ground. i didn't see this stuff but the blood everywhere, the thing, the eye, all this stuff. i had to consider what his perspective was. >> jimmy: right. >> then that kept happening with everyone's perspective throughout this entire ordeal. it's pretty harrowing to take the timeperspective. first of all, it's thoughtful. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it's -- >> jimmy: when did you start having those thoughts? how far into this? >> pretty -- as i was on the ground. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: right then? >> i mean, i was there for 45 minutes. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i had some time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that had to be a very long 45 minutes. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember most of it? >> oh, yeah, yeah. until i got -- once i got in the helicopter to the hospital.
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that's when they jammed some sort of emergency knife or whatever they do in your chest. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i don't know. that's when i was like, i've got to go to sleep. >> jimmy: i remember you telling me that you worked with the fire department? >> yeah, i knew all those guys. see, the guy that did that drained my lung so i wouldn't suffocated. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> called my other firefighter friend, said hey, we did the best we could. saying i'm dead. >> jimmy: whoa. >> yeah. all these different perspectives that happened. i was learning, you know, over the last few months. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, insane. >> jimmy: i really thought that was it for you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: these are people you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your neighbors, people that you volunteered with? >> yeah, many people thought i was dead or was going to go. i'm like, no, man. i kept trying to get out of the hospital as soon as i was in it. like, i'm out of here, i hate this -- what i was wearing, it's gross. [ laughter ] it was, it was terrible. >> jimmy: how long were you in the hospital? >> i thought i was there for a
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couple of days. apparently was there a week, the first hospital, right? well, it's total. there's two different icus. i got kicked out of the first one. >> jimmy: why? >> well, first of all -- look, man. they put you on so many drugs. and it was a -- sort of a -- it was an under construction sort of icu. they weren't done with the icu area when i got there. so they put me like in a janitor's closet. [ laughter ] like a vip thing. but they had no bathroom in it. the lights are flickering. everyone is moaning like they're dying in the icu. this is like a haunted house! it's called icu! like "i see you!" like this i don't knowy haunted house, i want out of this place, i'm not going to get better here. >> jimmy: did you feel you were hallucinating? >> i'm going back to this hospital this week to apologize to every one of those nurses. yes. i'm going to apologize. >> jimmy: wow. that's crazy.
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you told diane sawyer that your mom was reading to you. >> yes. >> jimmy: while you were in bed? >> my mom -- she has like this nervous thing that she wanted to just doing something proactive. and she thought the sound of her voice reading would be soothing. [ laughter ] and she read to me -- >> jimmy: why is everyone laughing at that? [ laughter ] >> that's true, it is nice. it's nice. my mom's reading me a story like i'm going to bed. going to bed for one last time. [ laughter ] calling it a note check, like i'm done. she starts reading to me. i overhear her. "mom, that's stephen king." it's a fairytale. it's called "faery tale" but it's by stephen king. [ laughter ] she's reading a bedtime story, the last story i'm ever hear in life. i'm on life support at this point. >> jimmy: could have been "misery." [ laughter ] >> could have been "misery," yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i imagine you ohio had the burden of all your friends
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wanting to know how you are, texting you, trying to contact you? >> yeah, yeah. that's not a burden. that's where i sort of found out that i think i was really messed up. i thought, i really got injured. i'm like, oh, everybody's acting like -- this is like you're -- like it's open casket and you're living through it. >> jimmy: right. >> everybody's walking by, you're like, oh, yeah. [ laughter ] everybody's giving me a reaction, they didn't know what to say. i talked to chris evans, i talked to a lot of friends. their reaction what is made me feel like, i think i really hurt myself. >> jimmy: really, yeah. >> i might not pull out of this. >> jimmy: i guess you get that from other people. >> yeah, yeah. terrible actors, they couldn't hide the fact that i looked awful. [ laughter ] suckers! >> jimmy: you were kind enough to bring a video message that paul rudd -- >> yeah, yeah, paul rudd, that's right. rudd, who i love so much, he happened to be in town as well, promoting his movie. and he came by a couple of times
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in the hospital. always just making my day. he's one of the funniest guys around, right, paul rudd. then he sent me a video message. anybody know cameo? where you can pay movie, get some movie star to say happy birthday? he made a fake one like i paid him money for a cameo. i say it in the clip. >> jimmy: let's take a look, here it is. >> hey, jerry. uh, i hear you're a little banged up. got in a fight with a snow blower, apparently? anyway, i just wanted to send this video. it's really from the heart. and i hope you're feeling better. sounds like you are. apparently you're a pretty tough guy. so maybe i'll get to meet you one day. and wouldn't that be something? in the meantime, take care and take it easy, huh, for a while. and next time, maybe just let the snow melt. feel better, jerry.
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i take these fire trucks that once put out airplane fires, but now i'm going to have them spray with these turrets to prevent forest fires in this community. there's a method to the madness. >> that's a lot of method. >> yeah. i get why it looks crazy. i get why. >> actually, i know i'm on the right path. >> i thought you were up here playing bumper cars.
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>> jimmy: we're back with jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] that is his new show, "renner-vations." it premieres on diz 90 plus. you like to buy your hobby -- is that a good way to put it? buying these large vehicles? >> yeah. it's -- i don't know if it's a hobby. i just saw a lot of potential in something that was being wasted. that's where i got triggered. i don't like that. i love this fire truck, but i don't love it that much to buy it. i bought it when i found there's another purpose it could be used for. so i just go to essentially, you know, billionaires' garage sales. governments, state agencies, military. i take their stuff, their surplus, things that are decommissioned. i find another use for them. >> jimmy: what was the first one that you made a new use for? >> the first one that i got was a fire truck that was out of carson city. almost no miles on the thing.
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emergency vehicles are so well taken care of. so i turned it into a mobile kids birthday party. i have rides. take out the hose, the hose deck where the hoses go, now the seats. on the sides, instead of axes the compartments have tvs and gaming and slurpee machines and cappuccino machines. then there's a jumper that comes out of the generator. it's a mobile party, party bus for the kids. >> jimmy: the kids get tired of climbing the deal, get a little more energy? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. now on the show, you've done this -- somewhat of a charitable endeavor in which you've found different places where people could use these very creative vehicles? >> yeah, yeah, correct. so i get to work with wonderful agencies that are doing -- i'll do anything for a kid, right? kids, i believe it's a birthright to have opportunities in life and the future of our planet. so i'll go to the nth degree to
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give them opportunities they might not get in school. >> jimmy: you went under a snowplow for one. >> that's it. >> jimmy: speaking of doing things for kids, you were at magic mountain this weekend. >> yeah, yeah. it's spring break, right? >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> my daughter turned 10. she's got, you know -- you know my niece and nephews and all her cousins. i had to treat them to a nice time. to the roller coaster. >> jimmy: did doctors recommend the six flags experience? [ laughter ] after breaking every bone, essentially in your body? >> i didn't tell them. >> jimmy: uh-huh? i think we have a video from your trip to magic mountain. jeremy, you're making a mockery of this injury, you really are. [ laughter ] it's like you're taunting god. threatening him, try it again! [ laughter ] >> i promise you, i'm in a ton of pain, i promise you. >> jimmy: did you go on rides?
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>> yeah, i did, i did. i just live by the principle of, if it hurts, i won't do it, i'll stop. >> jimmy: okay. >> if it doesn't hurt, i'll give it a go, i'll try it. >> seems like a solid perf perspec perspective. >> i did everything that didn't hurt, and i had a great time. more importantly, my daughter and all the kids did. >> jimmy: what's the best thing -- i know this was a horrible thing that happened to you. but what's the best thing about it, looking back at the whole deal? >> i don't know if it's the best thing. i think the first thing that i -- when i did my first surgeries from all the -- the ribs and stuff, i woke up, first thing i ever thought about, my first conscious thought was, "holy hell -- my calendar's freed up for the rest of the year." [ laughter ] i'm like, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] i was making so many plans. i was going to buy a boat. i was going to live in mexico. all these plans i was going to make. because my year was pretty jammed up until i got crushed, right?
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. >> jimmy: solid excuse, yeah. >> now i'm like, no one can mess with me, i'm free. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> first thing i thought of. that happened, and also it was like a new year's resolution. so i did drop like 20 pounds. i quit smoking. [ cheers and applause ] i haven't smoked since then. easy! easiest way to quit smoking, i'm telling you. i couldn't imagine, you know, not doing that, quitting smoking. i'd be a wreck of a human. >> jimmy: wow. >> but because i almost killed myself, i didn't even think about smoking. it was easy-peasy. >> jimmy: well, i mean, it really is remarkable. it's unbelievable. i cannot believe that we're sitting here with three months, four months later after this -- >> i can't either. i can't either. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. you've got to watch this, "renner-vations." jeremy and some of his celebrity friends build these crazy, spectacular, extreme versions of
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. our next guests are beloved well into the far corners of the planet earth. on friday they will release this new album. it's called "72 seasons." we're very lucky, they'll be playing for us every night this week. please say hello to robert trujillo it all. here they are, metallica, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: look at this. >> all right then, all right
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then! >> jimmy: this is like -- you guys are the most adorable boy band of all-time. [ laughter ] thank you for coming. for not just -- i mean, you guys said hey, we got an album out. we said, will you stay for a whole week? you said, all right, we'll do it. we appreciate that. >> careful what you wish for. thank you for having us the whole week. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i show up for work this morning and there's a whole line of your fans in the alley. by the way, they were very funny. it was a see funny group. but they were, you know, obviously very excited. i have to say, i noticed half of them looked like they were in high school or were supposed to be in high school. [ laughter ] >> that's the boy band in us. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is that something for you guys to see these fans and they're the same age they were when you started? >> i don't think they know how old we are. [ laughter ] >> let's keep this a secret between all of us. >> jimmy: yes. part of it, and i think it's
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probably a small part of it. but part of it is because "stranger things." people saw one of the kids play "master of puppets" on the show. it exploded in ways that -- the first time the song came out, it didn't have spotify or stream organize any of this stuff. >> right. >> jimmy: and this big influx of new interest in your music. >> we wrote that song for "stranger things" in 1980. >> something, yeah. >> one day, we knew we'd get a phone call. >> we knew it was going to happen. >> jimmy: robert's song played the guitar part on this? >> yes, he did, amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> kirk taught him the parts. kirk's a great teacher. >> jimmy: that's your part. you've got to be careful. you see what happened with van halen. you know, the kids move in aand there's trouble. >> i was talking to these guys about the concept of understudies. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> yeah. so -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, they could be a
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double-edged sword, the understudy. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are all your kids involved in music in some way? >> yeah. >> yes. >> very much. >> jimmy: isn't that something. are you all happy about that? >> no, my son's a drummer. [ laughter ] not happy with that at all. >> jimmy: do you feel that was some kind of rebellion? >> i think so. >> jimmy: uncle lars? >> just a little. >> my kid's on tour in europe right now. i mean, it's great. >> jimmy: wow. >> they're all living. we're very proud of that. >> jimmy: do you hope or would you like it if they were all in a band together? or would that be too weird? >> that may be pushing it a little bit. >> jimmy: maybe too much? >> going back to kirk's understudy idea, one day maybe we'll hand it over to them. hand the keys to them. >> jimmy: yeah, what if there was a metallica jr.? [ laughter ] >> i think there's many. >> jimmy: there are a lot of them. >> we're a band of firsts. >> jimmy: by the way, speaking of kids, i love this idea. you guys have this competition going on for high school and college marching bands.
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and you're giving them the rights to play your songs for free. and you will then judge which band -- there's like a lot of prize money involved. >> right. >> jimmy: were any of you in the marching band? >> that was so uncool. [ laughter ] so uncool. so uncool, but -- >> jimmy: this is usually where they put a picture of me with my clarinet up. >> oh oh, you were in a marching band? >> jimmy: i was in the marching band. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was our concept band. >> wow. >> clarinet. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> clarinet, no less. >> jimmy: as if it wasn't bad enough, i was a clarinet player. do you guys need a clarinet player? girlfriends? no, no. all my friends were boys, yes. [ laughter ] yeah, but that's pretty cool. do you get a kick out of that when you're watching a football game and bands play your song? >> it is fantastic. obviously virginia tech, they have the, you know, the jump on everything. they've been doing "sandman."
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it's kind of their thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it just, you know -- the fact that we get to play and love what we do, and someone takes that and puts it in their own sense, and then they get their whole audience pumped up for their team to play. it's like -- it's double cool. >> jimmy: i love this tour idea also. this is very clever. you guys really are -- is it important to you to come up with something new each time? something that's going to be a little bit different each time? >> definitely helps us avoid falling into autopilot. this time we took everything we've done the last 40 years and threw it out. about a year ago, couple of years ago, the idea of playing two nights in every city, two completely different shows, no repeat. the radio phrase, "no repeat weekend." >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. >> no repeat weekend, two completely different set lists. that seemed like a really good idea. as those emails were going around in various inboxes 18
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months ago. three weeks this kicks off in amsterdam. >> somebody sitting here is somewhat obsessed with set lists. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would be too. >> that's what i do. >> it's going to be okay, buddy. >> jimmy: i get it, i get it. >> if it's not okay, i know you'll support. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've given yourself kind of an out. by announcing in advance that there are going to be songs, if you come to one show, you're not going to hear maybe a song you might want to hear, or there's a possibility of it. everybody knows they have to go to both shows and nobody can be mad at the end. you don't want to get yelled at. >> somebody's going to be mad. >> always. >> i might be mad. like a song we didn't play that i wanted to play. >> jimmy: this is your first full album of new music since, what, 2016? >> yeah, about six or seven years. 'accident. >> jimmy: this is a wad baby, whoever this baby was on the cover of this. [ laughter ] this is a baby that needs some counseling of some kine.
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you guys are on wednesday, you're going to play "master of puppets" in its entirety. and that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] that's got to be unquestionably in 20 years that song's 4 1/2 hours long. [ laughter ] >> it is. >> the edited version is 4 1/2 hours. >> jimmy: we're going to pre-empt "nightline," it will not be seen on wednesday night when you guys do that one. >> what tv show does that? thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you, don't mind thanking me. [ cheers and applause ] what are we going to hear tonight? >> "lux aeterna." we'd never dropped anything unannounced before. so it was a great thing for us to be able to keep it, you know, on the dl for that long. came out in november, the first single. "lux aeterna" is the first thing you guys are going to hear. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not just tonight, metallica is here all week long. we're going to clear the room and hear music from metallica when we come back!
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