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-- you know, today is a very holy day. it is a high holy day for cannabis lovers here and around the world. it's 4/20 today. also known as "hash hashanah," "bong kippur," "happy chronikah," whatever you call it, this is the holiday where parents leave milk and cookies out for themselves. i haven't smelled so much weed out on hollywood boulevard since yesterday. every day is 4/20 here on hollywood. the origin of 4/20 goes back to a group of high school students up in marin county who called themselves "the waldos." they would meet at a statue near their school in the early 70s to smoke joints at 4:20 p.m. they were supposed to meet at 3:20, but you know how that goes. and somehow that got around. some people think it's bob marley's birthday, it's not. that's in february. it is his son's birthday - but bob marley had a lot of sons. so the odds on that were good.

i will say, it has been interesting over the last 20 years to watch the media, specifically the news media, go from never, ever even mentioning pot unless a bale of it washed up on the beach to giggling and giddying it up about 4/20. >> it is cannabis christmas for weed lovers. >> 4/20, never 420. >> 4/20, that's when you toke up. >> okay so, a puff, puff, pass. >> the first 4/20 in missouri since the state legalized recreational marijuana. >> you're kind of giddy about this. >> to be blunt, it's all about getting high today, right? >> we all know what today is on the calendar. there is no beating around the kush. >> toke it easy, you know. take it easy. >> let's talk about weed. >> you mean marijuana? >> lighting up for a dance with mary jane. >> oh, my! >> those brownies, y where you it? >> chronic, dank, puff.

>> the sticky icky. >> ganja. >> the wacky weed. >> 4/20. >> 4/20. >> 4/20. >> 4/20. >> we are allowed to talk about the weed. we aren't allowed to mention it's hitler's birthday. >> how disappointing? that's true. it is. it's also hitler's birthday today. it's national marijuana day and hitler's birthday. it is a day celebrated by the most and least chill people in the world. some reporters ventured out into the field for 4/20, including charlie langton of fox 2 news in detroit who filed this bong-hitting report from the parking lot outside the detroit herbal center. >> we're west side of detroit at the detroit herbal center. >> right, right, right, right. so what was that last question? >> where are you guys going after this? think about it. >> yeah, the bus driver. okay. >> jackpot! all right. this is the jackpot here.

>> jimmy: you know what? local newsperson finding a guy named jackpot is indeed a jackpot. and then with jackpot at his side, the tv interviewer suddenly became the interviewee. >> as far as, um, do you partake, charlie? >> well, sometimes. sometimes. this is live television over here. my mother is watching the show. >> i hear you asking questions. >> jimmy: and these are the questions. and they only got better from there. >> do you think weed -- pay attention. do you think weed is becoming more acceptable now, main street? >> it really been acceptable, you know? it just more people, you know, can do it, like curly from back there. >> how long will this last you? >> this is going to be gone before we get off the lot, man. >> here, grab you some. grab you some, yeah. >> you get weed, you get weed! >> hey. >> everybody is very friendly around here.

>> jimmy: that's right. that's right. that's how you make america great again, right there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a jar full of nonse and sends it out. today was also the day space x, elon musk's company, went ahead with that rocket launch they had to cancel on monday. there it is. this is the launch. wait a minute, i think we may have the wrong video there. no, this is -- this is the actual launch. this is what they call the spacex starship. they're calling this the most expensive penis overcompensation in american history. the starship was in the air for about four minutes until multiple engines went out and it blew up, which for some reason elicited a big round of applause from the company. the rocket experienced what spacex called a "rapid unscheduled disassembly." which is the same thing that happened to twitter when elon musk took over. it's called a -- [ applause ]

>> jimmy: i have to say, i have to hand it to them. "rapid unscheduled disassembly" is one hell of a way to describe your rocket blowing up. that's up there with "wardrobe malfunction" and "conscious uncoupling." that disassembly, by the way, cost space x three billion dollars. which is -- you can defame four different voting machine companies for that much money. elon's defenders were quick to point out that this was only a test and the rocket was actually supposed to explode, which is definitely what i would say if my three billion dollar rocket exploded. they have not been able to explain the damage he's done to twitter. today was the great de-checkening on twitter today. basically, if you didn't sign up for elon's eight bucks a month plan by today, you lost your blue verification mark. some of the world's best and brightest had their checks taken away this morning, including his holiness pope francis, her holiness oprah, and somehow i lost my blue check --

[ laughter ] but jimmy fallon got to keep his blue check. i guess he's the only real jimmy now. i don't know. and guess who else still has a check mark? you ready? oj! oj still has his check. i guess you dont want to make him mad. right? this "who still has a check" thing is interesting because both stephen king and lebron james publicly said they would not pay for twitter and yet they still have checkmarks. so people are now speculating that elon left their marks alone to shame those guys publicly, which is the only company that can embarrass you by admitting you pay for their product. twitter and youporn. that's it. and while this might not seem like a big deal, for a lot of celebrities, this is the hardest thing they've ever been through. losing my checkmark, it kind of feels like losing my virginity. it was confusing, glitchy, and you weren't sure what was going on, and it happened just like that. it was done. i mentioned earlier, today is

4/20, and for that reason, it is time now to play the 4/20est game in the whole world, it's called "who's high." our announcer lou is out front of on hollywood boulevard. lou, it looks like you're high to start off with. is the light bright out there? >> it's so bright. >> i can't see your eyes at all. >> contrary to, i'm not high. it's the bright lie. >> jimmy: that sounds like a lie. but all right. so you got three pedestrians there. two of your pedestrians are not high, is that correct? . that is correct. your job, contestants, is to try to trick me. okay? >> sounds good. >> jimmy: so daniel is the only one that responded to that question. start with natalie. where are you from? >> hello, i'm from texas. >> jimmy: yeah? what part of texas? >> a very, very small town in texas called lufkin. >> jimmy: lufkin. okay. what are your hobbies, natalie?

>> i like to do photography, event decorating, and i play an instrument. >> jimmy: what instrument do you play? >> the flute. >> jimmy: oh. that's kind of a high thing, right? >> kind of. >> jimmy: do you still play the instrument or a high school thing? >> i do it occasionally. >> jimmy: okay. and do you ever smoke out of it? >> uh -- >> jimmy: all right. all right. let's meet daniel. daniel. >> yes? >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from albuquerque, new mexico. >> jimmy: daniel, would you mind removing your glasses so i can get a full look at you? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: a little bit. look, he is laughing already. yeah, let's zoom in a little closer on daniel's eyes. yes. okay. so there -- this is like a visine commercial all of the sudden. >> is that good?

>> jimmy: what do you do for work, daniel? >> professional skateboarder. >> jimmy: oh my god, you might as well have just told me you're the guy. let me talk to linda, then and see. linda, now linda, they like to be tricky. and linda, just kind of looking at you, you seem like you'd be the least likely to be high. which make me think maybe you're the most likely to be high. linda, where are you from? >> st. john's newfoundland, canada. >> jimmy: oh, you're from newfoundland. have you been to dill doe there? >> i was just going to mention, mr. absentee mayor. >> jimmy: well, yes. i am the honorary mayor of dill doe. and i've not visited the town. one of these daysly get there. let's focus on you. is cannabis legal in newfoundland? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long has that been the case? >> i didn't notice. i'm sorry. i didn't notice. >> jimmy: that either puts you on one side or the other. i'm not sure. all right. all right. okay. what do you do for work, linda?

>> i'm a retired dentist. >> jimmy: a retired dentist. okay. so all dentists are on drugs, right? >> we certainly know them. >> jimmy: you ever get that gas, that little canister that they have and just take a couple of hits off that at work? >> i administer it. >> jimmy: yeah, but to yourself? >> that's a little tricky. >> jimmy: okay. linda, what are your plans for the rest of the night? >> oh, lots to do. i'm actually heading down maybe to orange county. >> jimmy: oh, okay. you'll get there about midnight. [ laughter ] all right. well, let's see. let's see. now, you know what? oh, this is hard. this is really hard. i am going to say natalie, are you high? >> i am not. >> jimmy: you are not? >> nope. >> jimmy: well, the obvious choice is daniel. so i'm not going to go with that either. linda, are you high?

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>> jimmy: hello. welcome back tonight. she is both the star and target of whitney cummings presents, the only fans' roast of whitney cummings, very funny. whitney cummings is with us. [ cheering ] and later, a powerful trio of musicians are headed to the desert for coachella this weekend. this is their album, it's called the record. music from boygenius. [ cheering ] next week, we have a great week next week. chris pratt will be with us, pierce brosnan, richard madden, james corden, john mulaney will be here. music from lucas and mike nelson, cannons, new west, and they might be giants too. join us for all that action next week. our first guest tonight is an actor of many talent, skills, vowels, consonants, you name it. his new movie, guy right

richchy's "the covenant" opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to jake gyllenhaal. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> hello. >> jimmy: jake, it's very good to see you. >> jeremy, it's lovely to see you. >> jimmy: did you wear green tonight because of the holiday, or is that a coincidence? >> it is. i'm actually wearing an outfit. i got it from hharry connick jr "memphis bell." you remember that? i'm doing my best fred astaire toni. >> jimmy: that's a deep pool. >> one of my favorite movies. >> jimmy: is it really? how about that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a good we'd arc? can you tell when somebody is baked? >> no. >> jimmy: no? you want to try? >> you're high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not the message i'm trying to send. >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: let's do it. let's go back doubt on hollywood

boulevard. that's lou, our announcer. lou's got three people out there. i don't know if you saw earlier, but one of these people is high. i think he just told us who it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they try to be tricky with who they pick. so, you know, if you want to ask any question, or i could begin, or we've got alex here first. >> why don't you try, and i'll take your lead. >> jimmy: hey, alex. where are you from? >> i'm from glasgow in scotland. >> jimmy: okay. glasgow, wow. how about that? are you here on vacation right now? >> yes. i'm here. i'm doing a wee u.s. tour. i started off in new york, and i've made may way across to l.a. >> jimmy: where will you stop along the way? >> so i stopped in -- i was in washington, d.c. for a bit. and then i was in virginia. and then i was in texas, and now i've made it to here. >> jimmy: are you putting on shows along the way? >> no. i'm just hopping about. >> jimmy: that's alex. that's contestant number one.

next up we have carrie. hi, carrie. how you? >> i'm great. how are you? >> jimmy: hold that microphone a little closer to your face. you've got the pink floyd shirt on. we're kind of halfway there, right? >> yeah, maybe. >> jimmy: have you ever been one of those pink floyd laser shows? >> no, i have not. >> jimmy: have not. >> no. >> jimmy: what's your name, carrie? >> carrie cooper. >> okay. >> jimmy: have you met people who are so high they don't remember their name? >> no, it's just the amount of time it takes them between a question. >> jimmy: she was quick, though. yeah, you're right. you're right. and finally, liddell. is that the right way to pronounce your name? >> no it's lydell. >> jimmy: lydell. how you? >> it's cool. i'm good. how you? >> jimmy: i'm doing good. now lydell has the word "lie" right in his name. this might be harder than usual. [ laughter ] lydell, what do you do for work? >> i'm a lead recordings, stands

for bemused by expression, and i'm a specialist support at middle school. i help out special ed kids. >> jimmy: oh, wow. how about that? i had a feeling the way he holds the mic. >> yeah, it was the mic thing. it was like check, check, check, check. do you have a tattoo? >> yeah. i just got my mom's name touched up right here today. >> jimmy: it's not bleeding or anything. >> no, no, not at all, no. >> jimmy: what doctor told you it would be a good idea to wrap that with plastic and tape it up? >> the artist did that shout out to him, modus tattoo. >> jimmy: okay, now i don't think it's slidell. i don't think he would have admitted he works at a school if he is out strolling around getting high. >> that's true. >> jimmy: and then we got alex there, who i don't know. seems to have come from another planet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he says he is from scotland, but don't about that. what do you do for work, alex?

>> i'm a journalist. >> jimmy: a journalist? >> i am indeed. a very, very serious journalist. >> i was watching the eyes. the eyes are a tell. either he has dry eyes, alex. >> jimmy: let's get into alex's eyes right here. >> whoa. >> jimmy: okay. there are some capillaries. okay. let's see carrie too. carrie is also a suspect. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i think carrie is trying to tell us something with that pink floyd shirt, you know? >> can i recommend asking carrie what she does for a living. >> carrie, what do you do for a living? >> i'm your friend to the end. i'm an undertaker. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> wow! >> jimmy: so you probably -- you probably need it, you know. [ laughter ] what happens when you're on vacation. do people live? >> no. no.

we have help. >> jimmy: okay. all right. well, what do you think, jake? >> this is a very difficult one. >> jimmy: and it's important. >> it's very important, absolutely. >> jimmy: . >> do you guys mind showing me your best dance moves? >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: that's a good idea. okay, yeah, count to three. >> lou, give them a little beat box or something. i don't know. >> give us some music. >> lou: boom chuck, boom chuck, boom chuck. everybody get down. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> that made me feel high. [ laughter ] >> alex is really -- i might -- what are you feeling? >> jimmy: i don't think it's slidell. >> i don't think so either. >> jimmy: i'm feeling carrie. well, all right. why don't we each choose our high person, and we'll see how

it goes. >> jimmy: i say carrie. >> i say alex. >> jimmy: jake says alex. who is high, please step forward? >> alex. it's so alex. >> jimmy: if you are high? it is alex! you. >> you got me, you got me. >> jimmy: you do know this stuff. alex, how did it happen? what did you have? did you smoke? did you eat? what did you do? >> so i went down an alleyway down with linda. >> jimmy: that's the place to do it, yep. >> and we shared a spliff. it was brilliant. >> jimmy: was it a stranger or someone you know? >> it was linda who was on the show earlier. >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] linda. linda is a bad influence on everybody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, congratulations. well done. >> congratulations, alex. >> jimmy: jake gyllenhaal, he knows his high people. [ cheering ] more with jake after this. we'll be right back. ♪

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>> jimmy: that is guy ritchie's "the covenant." jake gyllenhaal is the star of this film, which is, first of all, really a great movie. and i think also -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: also an important movie. even though it is not particular true story, what happens in this story is true and happened -- is happening really at this time much too often. explain what the backbone of the story is. >> i mean, it's an action movie. it's a big action movie. but at the heart of it is about a relationship about a u.s. special ops sergeant and his interpreter in afghanistan. and it's sort of an arranged marriage of sorts because my character loses his translator at the beginning of the movie and he is assigned this other guy. they don't like each other very much. a number of things happen and they're sort of stranded together. and ahmed, who is his translator saves his life. and then he goes back to try and save him. and really, the idea is, you

know, there are 300 interpreters who have been killed in afghanistan, and there are many, many more left waiting for visas. and so the idea is just sort of about we live by this ethos of no one left behind, and the movie is about that. a guy who goes back to help the one who saved his life. >> jimmy: and "the covenant" is a promise we made to these people that we've broken in so many cases and also are moving so slowly with some of these people who we said hey you help us, and then we will bring you over. we'll bring you to another country. and it's just not really happening, is it? >> well, it's a very complex situation. but at the same time, yeah, the movie is a parable. it's a parable about -- it's not based on a true story, but it's based on many different true stories of different people all put together. and it's really the idea of us as americans, us as humans, you know, inside of us i think we have many heros in this country. we are a country made of heroes,

and sometimes reluctant ones. but that's our fabric. there are so many people who helped us there, and we helped them. it's our ethos of no one left behind. >> jimmy: will you get a chance to screen this at the white house where they could actually do something about what happened there? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. that would be nice that would be great. hopefully they'll hear about it and want to see it. >> that would be amazing. i would love it. >> jimmy: this is not a typical guy ritchie movie, though. [ applause ] a lot of it is you could seem of that guy ritchie in other ways. the fighting looks real and the action is very gritty in a way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was it like working with him on this movie? >> you know, the movie is an action movie and it's serious and all that, but it's great. he basically barbecues half the time. >> jimmy: he cooks for the cast and the crew? >> yeah, like chicken, fish, veggies, if you're vegetarian. [ cheering ] i eat all different things.

but he likes his steak. but no joke, in between setups, you come and finish and there is a plate for you. and you know you really kind of made your way into his heart when you're allowed to barbecue on his barbecue. >> jimmy: oh, he let you grill. >> yes. it's a very fun set to be on. >> jimmy: it sounds like more fun than what you just went through. because i know you just shot this movie, this like is a reboot, but -- >> a reimagining. >> jimmy: a reimagining of -- >> "road house". [ cheering ] >> jimmy: i think it's going to be a hit. you play a ufc fighter. i don't know if people saw, this but you actually shot the final scene at a ufc event. show that tape there. ♪ [ cheering ] >> official weight 184, challenger!

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not a guy ritchie barbecue body you have there. >> no. >> jimmy: how long did you to stay in shape for that movie? >> well we were supposed to go to the ufc fight before, the ufc is amazing. but they've never let anybody do anything like that before. >> jimmy: nobody ever shot anything live in front of their crowd before? >> no, not in that way. there is no fiction when you're fighting a ufc fight. and to let a movie crew come in, it was serious business. i was supposed to go and do it in november. and then i got covid the day before. and i was in shape and ready to go. and then the next one is in march. and i was like oh [ bleep ]. and. >> jimmy: no ravioli until march. >> yeah. there was note a lot of that stuff, no. so then we did it in march. but when we were there, i was just waiting, because we were shooting in between the actual fights. so there is the pay-per-view fights and the undercards. in between we were told we would

have a certain amount of time in between the fights, but we didn't know how much. we didn't know if the fight would go all the way or what would happen. >> jimmy: right. >> we ended up having about 15, 20 minutes to shoot. and we actually choreographed the fight to fight in the octagon. i remember waiting and we think you're going to be ready to go on and we'd do like 100 push-ups. and not ready yet. >> jimmy: oh. >> you know what i mean? a lot of push-ups. >> jimmy: we have a picture of you following those push-ups. [ cheering ] the other guy looks -- the other guy looks sad that you're in better shape than he is. this reminds me of did you watch wrestling in the old days? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this reminds me a little bit of baron von raschke. he had the claw that he would do. >> i actually based another character i played in a spider-man movie based on that hand movement that he does. mysterio. he does this, right?

it's not based on that. but it looks like that. >> jimmy: hey, you know what? you're a good liar too. >> great! >> jimmy: you and linda! >> it was alex, it's not linda. >> jimmy: linda was the first one. >> are you high? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jake gyllenhaal, everybody. guy ritchie's "the covenant" in theaters friday. we'll be back with whitney cummings. ♪ which was making my days feel like an uphill battle. that is, until i discovered something different, quviviq - a once-nightly fda approved medication for adults with insomnia. not getting enough sleep was leaving me tired. -oh come on! but quviviq helped me get more sleep. quviviq works differently than medication you may have taken in the past. it's thought to target one of the biological causes of insomnia: overactive wake signals. and when taken every night, studies showed that sleep continued to improve over time. do not take quviviq if you have narcolepsy. don't drink alcohol while taking quviviq or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alert. quviviq may cause temporary inability to move

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>> jimmy: music from boygenius is on the way. our next guest is a top flight comedian, podcaster, and one of the best roasters there is. she is putting herself in the hot seat. whitney cummings presents the only fans roast of whitney cummings may 14th on only fans tv. please say hello to whitney cummings! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> what do us men do when we sit down with our blazers? do we undo it? >> jimmy: well, it depends on

where we are with our bodies. i'm keeping my buttoned, yeah. >> i notice when you sit down you don't do the thing men do when they sit down. >> jimmy: where they pull the thing up? >> what is that? >> jimmy: i guess it's called class. >> are you -- are you bouncing your -- >> jimmy: it's funny. i never thought about that until just now. >> that's all i think about. >> jimmy: and now i'm going to notice it every single time. >> no, i have to sit in meetings with men in front of me. they sit here. >> jimmy: yes. guillermo, do you do that in. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: you do? why? >> i don't know why. everybody does it. all the guys. >> jimmy: let me see you do it. oh, i know why. it's to release some of the stress on the pants. >> but do you, when you stand up do the -- >> guillermo: no, i don't do that. i don't this. >> jimmy: he does it on the way down, not on the way up. do you celebrate 4/20? >> no. weed is not a match for me.

>> jimmy: why? >> well, i don't know if you saw during the pandemic, during the pandemic, i took an edible. and within 24 hours, my hair was blue. and i sketched out on a legal pad a tattoo that i wanted to get that said "breathe." i felt i needed a daily reminder for an involuntary action. [ laughter ] and then i was convinced that america needed to hear what i had to say about politics. >> jimmy: you're blaming that on the edibles, huh? >> i got on instagram. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and opened with, "hey, guys". >> jimmy: that's bad. >> which sun acceptable behavior. and promptly my knees buckled. i went timber, as kesha said. i got a little egg right there. >> jimmy: is that true?

you were on camera when you passed out? >> no, i was off camera. it was a funny fall. you want to fall out of frame. >> jimmy: wow. that's not good for you, then. you don't trust yourself on edibles. >> i didn't. i don't trust anyone on edibles. this whole town. everyone is on -- everyone is on drugs, you guys. no no, no. i believe hot tape we should criminalize marijuana just in hollywood. just in hollywood. i don't know if you guys noticed, but there was a movie that cosmetic out where idris elba was a cat. [ laughter ] >> and someone had animate advocate butt hole on the great idris elba. and we just let that slide. [ laughter ] and i don't know if you -- there was a movie where tom hanks played mr. rogers, and no one noticed. [ laughter ] no one noticed. they would rather focus on his jamaican rapper son. that's drugs. that's drugs. >> jimmy: oh, wow. it's interesting.

>> people no, we want to hear -- our hanks is chet. that's indica, i don't know what that is. >> jimmy: it's something bad. >> and then if you're not on edibles, you're on microdosing mushrooms. >> jimmy: that is a big thing. are are. >> are you? a lot of hollywood taking mushrooms to heal the trauma of being millionaires? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheering ] >> i don't know how they do it! so, where yeah, we're not doin >> jimmy: tell me about this roast. it's on only fans. >> it's on only fans. only fans. people think -- i know. i too was a judgmental dork once too. and i winced at the idea of only fans. but it's really prejudice against sex workers. my only problem with sex workers is that they want us to call them that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all sex is work. what are you doing?

[ laughter ] >> how dare you? what does that make me? i'm a sex volunteer? i'll call you whenever you want, but your term can't make me seem like i'm bad at business. now we have a problem. >> jimmy: maybe enthusiast. >> can we go back to street trollop? i thought that was fun. fun. trollop with venmo? >> jimmy: but you're on this trollop.com now. >> trollop.edu. it's very educational. so only fans has a tv site now, and it's hard to do comedy anywhere right now. there is a lot of censorship. youtube, you'll get taken out of algorithm if you tell certain jokes. >> jimmy: is that true? >> if you see my comedy on youtube, we have to deal with 5,000 comments of everyone trying to figure out my age, which is distracting. come for the comedy.

stay for the misspelled comments about my face. [ laughter ] >> and then tiktok is now kicking people off for roast jokes or jokes saying it's bullying. >> jimmy: is that true? >> it's wild. because i feel bullied by tiktok. i feel bullied by the fact if you're on tiktok and you say you're polyamorous you get 10 million followers and a line of drinks. do you remember comedy central? >> jimmy: the roast. >> and then it was gone where. is comedy? is it in cabs? >> jimmy: it's still on during south park, i think. >> is where dane money is? you don't understand how stressful that is to a comedian that your primary employer just disappeared into thin air, tried to find it. >> jimmy: but your roast is your friends, right? >> only comedians. i think that's when it started getting mean is when comedians started making fun of actors and stuff. which reminds me, have we

adequately made fun of jake gyllenhaal's outfit yet? i'm sorry. why would he do that? like why? >> he made fun of it himself. >> why? i don't think we've covered it. why? why? >> jimmy: he's probably still back there. we got to ask him afterward. >> jake, why are you dressed like indiana jones representing himself in court? [ laughter ] >> it's not a -- why do you like the first computer? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is roasting you on this special? >> amanda knox is on my -- >> jimmy: for real? >> which is wild. >> jimmy: the woman who is acquitted of murder in italy? >> yes, she was. and during the pandemic, i reached out to her. again, i took edibles and made wild choices. >> jimmy: you reached out to amanda

>> amanda knox. do you want to come on my podcast? she stays at my house. i've never met her before. she is any house. i wake up at 7:00 in the morning and i feel like -- is this like a woodpecker nightmare? i don't know what's happening. and i go in the kitchen, and she is cutting tomatoes with the biggest knife i've ever seen. >> jimmy: oh my god! >> i was not -- i don't know if she brought it? i don't know whose knife it even was. literally she was like morning. and i was like i think you're innocent. but this is really testing me. >> jimmy: yeah. because what kind of a psychopath eats tomatoes for breakfast? i mean, really. >> she was making shack shuka. you snow shashuka? it looks like a blended up dead body. >> jimmy: she is a friend. >> she is a friend. and then i realized she was really funny. but for example, i was -- i'm a

klutzy idiot. i stumbled, i tripped on something. and she went "please don't die around me." and it was so funny. >> jimmy: is any of this true? >> yes! it was so surreal. and everyone was so focused on my blue hair that they didn't realize that i had amanda knox in my house. and then i realized she is so funny. why don't you do that? i can't be funny because people think i'm being insensitive. and i said you've come to the right place. i built a business out of that. >> jimmy: whitney cummings presents the only fans roast of whitney cummings. may 14th on only fans tv. we'll be back with boygenius. >> thank you! ♪

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>> jimmy: thanks to jake gyllenhaal and whitney cummings. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is coming up next. but first, their album is called the record. here with the song "not strong enough," boygenius! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ black hole opened in the kitchen every clock's

a different time ♪ ♪ it would only take the energy to fix it i don't know why i am ♪ ♪ the way i am not strong enough to be your man ♪ ♪ i tried i can't stop staring at the ceiling fan and ♪ ♪ spinning out about things that haven't happened breathing in and out ♪ ♪ drag racing through the canyon

singing "boys don't cry" ♪ ♪ do you see us getting scraped up off the pavement i don't know why i am ♪ ♪ the way i am not strong enough to be your man i lied i am ♪ ♪ just lowering your expectations half a mind that keeps ♪ ♪ the other second guessing close my eyes and count ♪ ♪

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♪ something instead been having revelations ♪ ♪ coming to, in the front seat nearly empty ♪ ♪ skip the exit to our old street and go home ♪ [ cheering and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, rampage of hate. chilling new details of that deadly shooting at a jacksonville dollar general. >> i guess