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>> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the day on which we remember a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. today was a federal holiday, in his honor. which means the kids were finally able to get a day home from school. it was great to have that again. [ laughter ] there haven't been enough days off this year. for those of you who don't have young children, or maybe you did and forgot what it's like, because you do forget. here's what it's like. on saturday night, our son billy, as he usually does, ventured into our rooms well after midnight to recruit one of us to leave our bed and go sleep in his. he won't sleep with us, we have to sleep with him. so my wife goes to his room. 45 minutes later, she comes back very annoyed. i don't know what's going on but she's had enough. he won't go to sleep.

he's crying, making noise. so he now comes in again and making noise and corrals me to go sleep with him. now, his bed is a bunkbed. he's in a twin bed on the bottom. [ laughter ] our daughter is in the bunk on the top. i get in with him in the bottom. i don't fit, but i just need him to be quiet so we can sleep. but he won't sleep. first, he needs water. i get him water. then he can't find a plastic star that glows in the dark. we find it. then he has to go to the bathroom. he goes to the bathroom. he comes back. and he's whining and crying and our daughter is yelling. "be quiet! stop talking, i can't sleep!" it's terrible. so then an hour in, i finally get everyone to sleep. i am crunched up in a single bed with a 4-year-old, but i'm out cold now. i am sleeping. until about 3:00 in the morning. i hear my daughter now say "dad? dad!" and i go, "what?" she says, "i can't find my sunglasses." [ laughter ] at 3:00 a.m. she needs her sunglasses. so anyway, that's what it's like.

to have young kids. it's a never-ending series of questions and demands. with occasional breaks for sunglasses at 3:00 in the morning. and then on saturday morning, i woke up to a tsunami warning. which is one of my fears. you know at the end of a fireworks show when they shoot everything off at once? i feel like that's what the planet is doing right now. omicron! tsunami! snowstorm! it's all happening at once. after is? after this is all said and done, all that's going to survive is the "baby shark" song. [ laughter ] you know the video where they just sing the words "baby shark" over and over? most-watched youtube video of all-time. it's the first video ever to get 10 billion views. it's a good reminder that covid-19 is still only the second-worst thing to go viral. [ laughter and applause ] my kids are too old for that "baby shark." my kids are now onto this, "that's just my baby doggy." you know that one? ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪

>> jimmy: my children play that over and over again. ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ ♪ that's just by baby doggy ♪ that's it, it goes on like that. [ laughter ] i hate it, but i kind of like it. which i guess is the key with stuff like this. but i do hate it. very much. [ laughter ] your son doesn't listen to that? >> guillermo: no, he doesn't. >> jimmy: he's going to. it's coming. >> guillermo: i hope not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get the vaccine nor it right now. because it's happening. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: the song, apparently it wasn't a song, it was just a tiktok video. ♪ that's just my baby doggy that's just my baby doggy ♪ >> jimmy: and then somebody made it into a song. which i have to say, the hope the baby shark eats the baby doggy. [ laughter ] you can't have all these baby animals running around, torturing us all the time. the artist formerly known as kanye has a new song. ye, which is what he goes by

now, which is a cheer, not a name. [ laughter ] ye released a snippet of his new single, during which he appears to make a threat against his ex kim's new boyfriend. ♪ rich ass kids this ain't your mama's house ♪ ♪ climb on your brother's shoulders ♪ ♪ god sent me from that crash just so i could beat pete davidson's ass ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this reminds me of when tupac wrote a diss track about andy samberg. do you remember that? [ laughter ] can you imagine? you're minding your own business at home. and suddenly kanye attacks you? [ laughter ] i mean, he has done that to me. but can you imagine? [ laughter ] pete davidson though. ariana grande wrote a song about him, now kanye has a song. pete is one taylor swift breakup away from the heartbreak trifecta. [ laughter ] speaking of angry people in a spin, donald trump is back on the road. trump was in florence, arizona this weekend for his first rally in quite a while. he ranted for an hour and 35 minutes. maybe it's me, but the material

is not working, it's kind of like watching the "sex and the city" reboot. it needed more samantha or something. [ laughter ] thousands of people showed up. because there's nothing to do in florence, arizona. [ laughter ] at these trump rallies, there's a long list of items you're not allowed to bring to these rallies. this is the list. here it is. alcohol, explosive, that makes sense. but look at this, no appliances, i.e. toasters. [ laughter ] who's bringing a toaster to a trump rally? "well, when i go to see trump, i like to have english muffins." i don't know. [ laughter ] it was quite a crowd. before the show, a reporter from the right side broadcasting which is not broadcasting or a network, chatted up some of the attendees including a gentleman who has an interesting theory about california governor gavin newsom. >> well, newsome is a clown. he's a different level. >> yeah, puppet for left. >> wow, he's a different level, you're right. but the real governor newsom has had his military tribunal in gitmo and he's been executed, okay?

>> there you go. thank you for your time. >> jimmy: there you go. i'm not going to touch you. and then, fatty labelle took the stage to scream about being cheated out of the election. and to lash out at all the networks who refuse to go along with that. >> they continue to refuse to talk about it. they say, while it is unsubstantiated, and the big lie. the big lie. the big lie is a lot of bull [ bleep ]. that's what it is. >> jimmy: yeah, that is exactly what it is. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. he went from bigly to "big lie." not only did trump play the hits, he rolled out some new stuff too. including a covid conspiracy theory that is outlandish, even by trump standards. >> the left is now rationing life-saving therapeutics based on race. discriminating against and

denigrating, just denigrating white people to determine who lives and who dies. if you're white, you don't get the vaccine or if you're white, you don't get therapeutics. it's unbelievable to think this. >> jimmy: it really is. it's super unbelievable. [ laughter ] but go on. >> in fact, in new york state, if you're white, you have to go to the back of the line to get medical help. think of it. if you're white, you go to the back of the line. >> jimmy: right. i know that happened to me. [ laughter ] yeah. where does he even get this stuff? this is a man who hasn't waited in a line since hot lunch in the fourth grade. [ laughter ] white people are being sent to the back of the line. i guess martin luther king's dream has been realized. at last. [ laughter ] but donald trump isn't the only politician spreading nonsense when it comes to covid. it's happening at the local level too. this is from a meeting of the wisconsin state legislature. i'd like you to meet representative

treig pronschinske, whose name isn't even the most confusing thing about him. >> you asked, what are we going to do to stop the spread of the pandemic? and, you know, if you can't -- if you can't see the virus, you can't see anything, how are you going to do it? how can you stop it? how? you physically cannot see the virus. you don't know if it's in this room or outside or if it even exists right now in here. you have no clue. how are you going to stop that? >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe the same way god stopped the hair from growing on your head? [ laughter ] let's have a look at that again. it's like he told his barber, "make me look like a bulgarian pornographer." [ laughter ] meanwhile, president biden is planning to do his part to stop the spread by sending free masks to everyone who wants one. doesn't every store everywhere already have free masks for

anyone who wants one? and why so late? we've had covid for almost two years. now we're getting the masks? where are these masks? when are they going to show up? once covid is gone? it's a dilemma, but president biden isn't content to just sit back while we all wait. he has a plan to cover us in the meantime. >> hey, there, kemo sabi, it's me, your old pal, joe. boy, this omicron is packing a wallop. don't you worry, we're going to be sending you some of those little nose napkins. we're shipping high-quality masks to every american, the good ones with all the different layers, like a nacho supremo. when will you get them? hell, i have no idea. so until then, we're introducing a new covid safety program i'm calling hold your breath. it's simple, jack. while you're waiting for your mask, just breathe in deep and keep it in for as long as you can. those little covid buggers can't fly up your nostrils if you're doing that. so take a big breath and don't let it out until you see your mailman in a week, a month, a year.

who freaking knows, man? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, mr. president. it would seem you have everything under control. the world has become very unpredictable. and the best way to be ready for the future is to study the past, so with that said, it's time to look back at how far we've come during this pandemic. it's time for a new and possibly final edition of, "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid history, it's time to check in with everyone's favorite host of "apprentice." >> i just got my vaccine and i will recommend it to anyone and everyone. come with me if you want to live. >> let me think about that. news flash, america's military is on the march. the inauguration of strapping young buck joe biden, featuring a cavalcade of hollywood royalty. lady gaga, jennifer from the

block, and the pride of idaho, the red hot mamas. ♪ is it getting hot in here? no, says chilly communist bernie sanders. >> my tuckus is froze on the this chair. >> and former vice president's mike pence's good deeds were finally rewarded. >> and that's a rapture on mike. but something is amiss. >> the outgoing president did not attend the inauguration. >> president trump absent. >> president trump did not attend the inauguration. >> trump is nowhere to be seen. >> no donald trump. >> where is he? >> he may be gone, but he'll always be with us. >> i will be watching, i will be listening, and i will tell you that the future of this country has never been better. i wish the new administration great luck and great success. i think they'll have great success. >> you're fired.

and while the future of the virus is uncertain, america can at long last breathe a sigh of relief with a new, steadfast leader. ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states. >> hello. >> oof, good luck. this has been "this week in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a very good show for you tonight. from "euphoria," hunter schafer is here. we have music from twenty one pilots. and we'll be right back with pilots. and we'll be right back with denzel washington. i'm a bear. i'm coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life... and papa is hungry. and while you're hittin' the trail, i'm hitting your cooler. oh, cheddar! i've got hot dog buns! and your cut-rate car insurance

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>> jimmy: tonight, from the show "euphoria" on hbo max, hunter schafer is with us. then later, their album is called "scaled and icy" and their tour starts august 18th in st. paul, minnesota. music from twenty one pilots on the mercedes-benz stage. we've got new shows this week with jason bateman, rachel brosnahan, eric andré, and rob lowe, and music from joy oladokun, damon albarn, and ghost. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is that rare performer whose greatness has been certified by the oscars, tonys, salt, pepa, and en vogue. you name it. you can see him now in theaters and on apple tv plus in "the tragedy of macbeth." and he directs michael b. jordan in "a journal for jordan" in theaters and on demand.

please welcome denzel washington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. good to see you. >> good to be seen by you. >> jimmy: if you were not here, would you be watching the cardinals/rams game? >> is it on? >> jimmy: yeah, it's on, sure, monday night. i guess not. [ laughter ] i was thinking about you yesterday because i know you're a cowboys fan. >> yes. >> jimmy: i was wondering the way that game ended, i was wondering what -- like what kind of a football viewer are you? is there profanity? do you sit quietly and suffer? how does it go? >> there was some profanity. i've been a cowboy fan since i was about 6. >> jimmy: wow, a long time. >> i'm a real cowboy fan, and that was a mess yesterday.

that was a mess. >> jimmy: yeah, that's tough, huh? yeah. would you rather win a oscar this year or a super bowl for the cowboys? [ laughter and applause ] a few years ago i asked your son, john david, he was here. i don't know if you saw this, but i asked him, because i know you played football and you coached him in football. >> right. >> jimmy: i asked him what kind of -- in case you didn't see that, let's find out what john david said. was your dad ever your coach as a kid? >> yeah, he was. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> you know, he's a great actor. [ laughter ] he's a fantastic entertainer. sorry, dad. my dad was great, because he believed it. he gets into character, so he was getting into character with us and he was getting into those long-winded speeches. we are in little league, and the helmet's bigger than the body, so we're like this.

which just ready to go on the field. >> jimmy: yeah, like where are the orange slices? >> yeah. like, we get it. and scene. [ applause ] >> he didn't mention that they won the -- whatever the local championship was. they were -- >> he didn't mention that. >> did not mention that. >> jimmy: he was being humble. >> i wasn't actually coaching. [ laughter ] i was there. >> jimmy: yeah. do you enjoy doing that, coaching the kids? or was it like, nobody else wants to coach, you have to go in and do it? >> i loved it. i love -- because kids will go anywhere you send them. they'll follow you, and they'll believe. >> jimmy: i haven't had that experience. i coach my son's basketball team. no one listened to me at all, not even a little bit. i had to pay him in pokemon cards to get him just to not intentionally fall on the ground during the games. >> my daughter played basketball too, olivia. but she would play like her fingernails were wet. [ laughter ]

she just ran around like that the whole time. she wouldn't wear basketball sneakers. she's like, i'm not wearing those. they don't look good. >> jimmy: so she was not destined for greatness on the court i guess. someone i know who knows you also told me that you love watching high-speed chases on television. is that true? [ laughter ] you do, yeah. i love them too. >> who told you this? you get hooked. >> jimmy: do you find yourself rooting for the guy to get away? [ laughter ] >> sometimes i want to go down there. like, if i just get in my car and go down there, i could end this. they should have used the pit maneuver right there. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, really. if denzel washington suddenly showed up, i would think the guy would go, all right, i'm pulling over.

[ laughter ] we had one right here by our theater last week. do you have one in your head that's like your favorite? >> i think you and i should go out and look. >> jimmy: for one? [ applause ] >> just one day go out. >> jimmy: my favorite part of those high-speed chases is listening to the local news casters try to fill time and just saying things like, well, if i was in this situation. i'm like, you're not going to be in this situation. that's the best part, they don't know what to say. and, of course, the drama rarely do you see anything that might end in death, i guess, is really what i'm saying on television. you don't see that for a reason. >> i would like to get a set of those spike strips, though. [ laughter ] just for my own recreation. >> jimmy: paparazzi. >> oh, yeah, that would be good. >> jimmy: yeah, you come out of a restaurant, no problem at all. you have directed this film "a

journal for jordan," which is based on a true story, and a really like sad, emotional, touching and all of those things. and sad story about a soldier. this is the first movie you have directed that you have not starred in, as well. is that because you figured one sexiest man alive was enough for the film? [ laughter ] it would be too much for you and michael b. jordan? >> i didn't want to have to fire myself. [ laughter ] no, it just -- there was nothing in it for me. >> jimmy: is it harder to direct a movie that you're in? >> you know, warren beatty said to me years ago -- just name dropping. >> jimmy: that's a good one. [ laughter ] >> feels pretty good, right? >> jimmy: but when you name drop, it's not like name dropping. >> i didn't want to be in the first film i directed. he said, no, be in it, because it's a way in that you're used to. as an actor, you're used to it, so be in it. so i was like okay, i'll imagine i'm playing all the parts and that's the way i got into it.

>> jimmy: wow. people have often called you -- they would say you're the next sidney portier, and then michael b. jordan is someone they would say, you are the next denzel washington. and so now here you guys, which i don't know, seems a little weird. do you like when people say that? >> um, it beats a sharp stick in the eye. >> jimmy: right, okay. >> you know. it's better than the next willie johnson. >> jimmy: you don't want to be willie. >> you don't want to be the next willie johnson. i've been the last willie johnson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sidney portier passed away last week. when is the first time you met him? do you remember? >> i was doing -- one time i remember, i was doing a play, a soldier's play, which went on to become "a soldier's story," the movie, won the pulitzer prize, all that stuff. so he came to see the play. he came backstage and took pictures with all of us, and everybody was thinning out and he came over to me and he says,

you know, you're good, you're very good. i was like, what do you say to sidney portier. yes, sir, thank you. >> jimmy: did you know he was there watching the play? >> no, i didn't know. >> jimmy: are you glad you didn't know? >> i'm glad i didn't know. that's never good. >> jimmy: you don't feel like you can dig even deeper and be better if you know somebody that you really care about their opinion is in the audience? >> no. it takes you out of the play. >> jimmy: it makes sense, yeah. and you guys became friends over the years. >> yes, we did. and i would just go over to his house and hang out and visit him and i have all kinds of tapes of him talking about stuff. >> jimmy: audiotapes? >> video, as well. i said do you mind, and he said go ahead. i heard sidney portier curse. >> jimmy: you did? [ laughter ]

which of the many wonderful words? >> he would use them all. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. not mr. tibs. >> jimmy: we have a little surprise for you when we come back, and we'll see a clip from tv plus. denzel washington, everybody. engine like google, but it's pi and doesn't spy on your searchs and duckduckgo lets you browse like chrome, but it blocks cooi and creepy ads that follow youa from google and other companie. and there's no catch, it's fre. we make money from ads, but they don't follow you aroud join the millions of people taking back their privacy by downloading duckduckgo on all your devices today. ♪ ain't nothin' gonna break my stride. ♪ ♪ nobody's gonna slow me down. ♪ ♪ oh no, i got to keep on moving. ♪

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being not a woman born, yet i will try the last. lead on, mcduff. and damned him that first cries halt, enough. >> jimmy: that is denzel washington. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the tragedy of macbeth." "i have to be honest, i don't know anything about shakespeare. i'm like, i don't know what this is going to be. but i was totally -- i was taken by this film, and it made me realize how much of what we see now, whether it be like "game of thrones" or "the sopranos," it's all right there. >> it's easy to follow. forget the language. they done him wrong and he's going to get them back. [ laughter ] simple as that.

they done him wrong, he's going to get them back. all you need to know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's not exactly in the clear on his own. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: this will be your 10th oscar nomination. [ cheers and applause ] i like that that's news to you, because i would like -- i would have it written in chalk somewhere in my house. "we're at nine action we've got to get to ten." >> i actually do. that was the best performance you've ever seen. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, speaking of great performances, here is a video from 2017. i don't know if you guys have seen this. it has recirculated. it was a big video then, and it came back again. you're in chicago, and you were looking for like a barbecue place. >> i was looking for where my cousins used to live. >> jimmy: take a look. >> after you found jimmy --

>> jimmy kimmel and all that? yeah, we was clowning and acting up. what's up, little man? you don't know who i am, they'll tell you one day. what's your name? my name's denzel. >> denzel washington. >> we're going watch a movie. >> don't watch "training days" now. don't watch that movie. >> you think you can do this to me? >> 22 hour, 23 hour lockdown. you think you can do this to me? whoo! >> let him go here, let him go. >> that's it, darling. >> i'm not going to let him go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: she has got a hold of you. >> she would not let me go either. >> jimmy: her name, i don't know if you remember, is juanita. and we tracked juanita down, and she's with us right now. [ cheers and applause ]

>> you should remember me, i'm wearing the same shirt so you would remember me. >> me too! [ laughter ] >> and you look the same. >> jimmy: juanita, hi, it's jimmy. i just wanted to say, first, you were 87 years old in that clip. how old, do you mind me asking, are you now? >> i am 91. r. >> jimmy: 91 years old. [ cheers and applause ] >> you look incredible, incredible. >> 91. feel like 19. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: acting like she's 19. juanita, what do you remember about that day when denzel suddenly appeared? >> oh, i remember that he came in the house to receive a refrigerator. at the time, i was still waiting. and i didn't leave in time, because i saw this big truck drive up. after he jumped out, he came out, my daughter said it was denzel. i didn't believe her.

i don't know how he got up on the porch that quick. it was like an angel flew up. i jumped up. when i knew it, i was holding, said i wasn't going to let him go. >> jimmy: were your friends jealous when they found out you had a visit from denzel? >> oh, no, everyone was happy. everyone was so happy to see him. >> jimmy: what was it like -- >> they asked me whenever i heard from him, i never heard from him since. [ laughter ] and i'm thankful i got him here today. >> you didn't give me your number. >> you sent your son back to give me a kiss. i thought i didn't have time to give it to him because you were in a hurry. i thought you were looking for a barbecue place. >> jimmy: did you ever find the barbecue place? >> leon's barbecue. >> jimmy: how was it? >> leon has a new place now. >> they said that leon had heard about this story and decided to open a place. i don't know if that's true.

>> jimmy: because of that? is that true? >> that's what they told me, but i didn't make it to the opening. >> jimmy: okay. all right. maybe leon will send you something. >> oh, that would be great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be great, yeah. well, we just -- >> he was supposed to send denzel four gallons of barbecue sauce and a case of ribs. >> really? >> make sure you get it now. >> jimmy: it sounds to me like a lot of promises were broken. [ laughter ] >> it was, it was. i still have my refrigerator. [ laughter ] and i still have denzel. >> jimmy: as long as the refrigerator showed up. are you going to see denzel's new movie, he directed "a journal for jordan," and he's in "the tragedy of macbeth" as well. >> oh, yes, i'm waiting. just waiting. >> jimmy: don't wait, they're out. [ laughter ] >> i never miss his movies.

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>> jimmy: music from twenty one pilots is on the way. after a lengthy hiatus, "euphoria" is back, along with our next guest who plays jules alongside zendaya. new episodes come out sundays on hbo max. please say hello to hunter schafer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? very good to meet you. >> nice to meet you, too. >> jimmy: congratulations on

your show coming back. >> thank you. yeah, finally. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it was almost a reboot, it had been gone so long. >> yeah, it felt like that. >> jimmy: how long had it been since the last regular episode? i know you did some special episodes to tide people over. >> since the last regular episode, we were cut off march 2020, like three days before we were supposed to start filming. >> jimmy: wow. march of 2020. >> it was a rude awakening. >> jimmy: and i don't know, maybe this isn't funny, but i think it's kind of funny. zendaya is so unbelievably popular with teenagers and below, sub-teenagers, that she had to post a warning on her instagram telling them not to watch the show. which, if i'm a kid and i see that, this is going to make me definitely watch the show. [ laughter ] >> absolutely. i know i would have done the same thing. >> jimmy: there was a time in my life where i wouldn't watch a show unless it said intended for a mature audience only.

[ laughter ] >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: like, here we go, we're into something good. by the way, your character on the show, you are really doing the drawings which is impressive. because i think you're a really good artist. i like some of these. this is stuff that you did yourself. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this somebody you know? >> yeah. umm, i think i drew that -- i used to be a full-time runway model during -- >> jimmy: same here. [ laughter ] >> yeah? i used to sit in castings and draw, and there were a lot of old industry people and this was probably one of the casting directors. >> jimmy: smoking ladies. >> no shade. i still love fashion. >> jimmy: this is -- is that you? >> yeah, a little self-portrait of me from when i was -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're very good. have you thought about -- >> probably feeling violent at the time. putting a sword in my hand. >> jimmy: have you thought about

doing this professionally? because i think you could. >> i think that was the goal previously. and then "euphoria" happened. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you brought some of your childhood drawings? >> i heard you -- >> jimmy: i used to draw comics. but they were dumb. like superheroes. [ laughter ] >> can you see that? it's like a rag doll. it's pretty dumb as well. that's from when i was like in fifth grade, i think. >> jimmy: very good. did you design your own characters and your own comic? >> that was the best, yeah. i mean, you know if you grew up doing the same thing. >> jimmy: i had a character called musselman, who was king of super miros, he was muscular and had a crown on his head. and he could fly, and he wore yellow, which superheroes don't usually wear. >> very aspirational. >> jimmy: who was your main character? >> umm, i mean, i think at the time -- oh, i remember coming up with art boy, and i was, like, living as a boy at the time. >> jimmy: art boy? i like that.

>> he has like a giant pencil that you couldn't draw with. in retrospect i look back at that and that's not -- >> jimmy: unless you're art boy, then you could draw. >> yeah. it's enormous, and he could draw like things into existence, whatever he needed in order to -- >> jimmy: that's a great power. so if art boy was hungry, he could just draw a pizza, and there would be a pizza. >> yeah, he would never be hungry, or have any issues with his needs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you like into spider-man? did you drive zendaya crazy about what's going on with spider-man the whole time? >> no. i mean, yes, i love spider-man. i grew up on comic books. that used to be my dream job, is like cartoon or comic book illustrator. but no, when they were filming the most recent spider-man, i went and visited "z" at her

place in atlanta while they were filming. got to see the set and stuff, their little bunker -- >> jimmy: they let you see stuff? >> yeah, yeah. it was insane. it's all practical. like, as much as cgi as used to make all that stuff, it was -- >> jimmy: it was real? >> there was a lot of real stuff. >> jimmy: did they make you sign something or make a swear or promise that you wouldn't reveal anything? >> surprisingly, no. >> jimmy: no? >> not that i remember. >> jimmy: wow! >> now that you bring it up, that's kind of strange. >> jimmy: that's a great deal of trust. because it was very secretive, spider men didn't even tell their significant others that they were doing this. >> it's like one of the best-kept secrets ever, probably. >> jimmy: thanks to you. >> yeah, i guess so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last week on the premiere episode of "euphoria," it was set on new years eve, which also was your birthday. which is an interesting day to have a birthday.

we've heard a lot about people having a birthday on christmas. what is it like to have a birthday on new year's eve? is it good? >> you can probably guess the difference between christmas and new year's eve. like, i think everyone has perhaps been home or somewhere that's driving them a little bit crazy with cabin fever, but by the time they reach new year's, they're ready to -- >> jimmy: to go. do you ever have a birthday party, but there's a party going on and -- >> that's the good thing, you never have to plan a party, because there's already 15 things happening no matter where you are. l.a. in particular, a lot of parties happen here. >> jimmy: right, right. >> but yeah. it's pretty great. because i'm never -- i will never be bothered with trying to plan a birthday party. >> jimmy: what time were you born? >> i think it was like some awful time like 2:00 or 3:00

a.m. in regards to like my mom's experience. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. it's very good to see you. congratulations on the show. "euphoria" is back sunday nights on hbo max. [ cheers and applause ] hunter schaefer, everybody. we'll be right back with music from twenty one pilots. deserves a great deal.ry bs that's why comcast business is launching the mobile made free event. with our business internet, new and existing customers can get one year of unlimited mobile for free. it's our best internet. powered by the next generation 10g network and with 99.9% reliability. plus one line of free mobile for an entire year. it's the mobile made free event-happening now. get started for just $49.99 a month. plus, ask how to get one free line of unlimited mobile. comcast business, powering possibilities.

>> jimmy: i want to thank denzel washington and hunter schafer. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, rob lowe and francia raisa with music from joy oladokun. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "scaled and icy." here with the song "the outside," twenty one pilots! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm already bored i'm pretty sure i've seen this one before ♪

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