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>> jimmy: thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in beautiful, scenic hollywood, california. every time i hear one of these right-wing guys in washington talking about hollywood being the home of the liberal elite, i look out my window and i see a man in the filthiest elmo costume imaginable surrounded by a bunch of children from west virginia on spring break, and i think "that's us all right!" glamor as far as the eye can see. in our nation's capital, there are conclusions being drawn about whether our crazy ex-president committed crimes while in office related to the attacks on january 6th. the house select committee looking into this says they have enough evidence to refer trump's crimes to the department of justice, but they're hesitant to do that because they don't want it to seem politically motivated. the committee is concerned that if attorney general merrick garland decides to prosecute, republicans will call the prosecution a partisan witch

hunt. i don't think they would do that. right? i'm pretty sure that "titanic" has sailed already. any time any of them get accused of anything, it's a witch hunt. liz cheney of wyoming said it's absolutely clear that trump knew what he was doing and that what he was doing was unlawful. the one time he knew what he was doing. so why not refer it to the justice department? if you're worried about the optics of prosecuting, why did you do the investigation in the first place? how does this guy keep getting away with this stuff? he's the presidential equivalent of the tinder swindler. they can at least ban him from the oscars for ten years, right? [ applause ] meanwhile, the annoying orange is out and about. he headlined a rally in selma, north carolina saturday. the local newspaper estimated the crowd at between 1,000 and 2,000 fans, which is interesting because back in 2016, trump drew a crowd of more than 15,000 at the same venue. sad.

one of the lower-rent right wing news networks was on the scene. rsbn tried to chalk up the lack of attendance to the high cost of travel lately. >> what does it typically cost you guys to drive across the country? i'm curious. how much of your own money you've invested to do this. >> this is my 45th trump rally. i've probably invested $30,000 of my own money coming here. i can tell you, in the last year, it's been worse. it's been worse. the flights are double. the rent a cars are double. gas is almost $4 a gallon all along the east coast. it's getting ridiculous. >> jimmy: the man wearing three hats says it's getting ridiculous. and that's when you know it is getting ridiculous. so then trump takes the stage and goes right into his "a friend of mine told me" routine. >> a friend of mine, a smart guy, a very successful guy, said, you know, you've been invested for years and years, millions and millions of pages of documents. they found nothing. you are the cleanest guy on

earth when you think about it. i've got to be the cleanest sheriff. i think i'm the most honest human being perhaps that god ever created. perhaps. >> jimmy: i wonder if he noticed half the crowd laughed at that? "good one donald, you lie and we love it!" we eat it up. also during the rally, trump endorsed dr. oz, who is running for senate 500 miles away in pennsylvania. he said, "dr. oz is a great guy, good man. when you're in television for 18 years, that's like a poll, that means people like you." thank you. that's nice. trump also said, "women, in particular, are drawn to dr. oz for his advice and counsel. i have seen this many times over the years." translation, ivanka once asked dr. oz about a uti at mar-a-lago. that's what that means. trump has racked up quite a roster of endorsees. dr. oz, herschel walker, sarah palin -- his goal is to turn congress into "the celebrity apprentice." and on top of all the rallies he's doing and the ill-advised

endorsements he is giving, trump took time to record a message for one of his bigliest supporters this weekend. >> i hope you're having a great time at the kid rock concert. quite frankly, he is amazing. all of you in attendance are the true backbone of our country. hardworking, god fearing rock 'n roll patriots. bob is truly one of the greatest entertainers of our time. let's all continue to love one another, fight for our god given freedoms, and most of all, let's make america rock again. >> jimmy: he's rocking all right. i would like to ask him to name one kid rock song. uh, "ymca"? i don't know. but the most important trump moment of the weekend was from an interview he did over the summer, in which he talks about a deal that went sideways, a deal he allegedly made with the president of south korea. >> i said to him you got to pay $5 billion. no, no, no.

we had a deal. he was going to pay $5 billion, 5 billion a year. but when i didn't win the election, he had to be the happiest. >> jimmy: wait, what was that you said? >> when i didn't win the election. [ applause ] >> jimmy: hold on. we must have heard that incorrectly. >> when i didn't win the election. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. there you go. all you have to do is get him alone before he has his morning box of waffles and diet coke and the truth slips right out of his mouth. one more time. >> when i didn't win the election. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheering and applause ] good for him. somebody print that on a hat. and tell don jr. we are learning more about the fraudigal son's efforts to overturn the results of the election, even before the election had officially been called for joe biden. cnn got their hands on text messages between don jr. and mark meadows, trump's chief of

staff from november 5th, 2020. djtj sent meadows a number of ideas of how to "win" the election they lost. he said, "we have multiple paths. we control them all." he would have texted his dad directly, but apparently trump didn't add him to the family plan. whereas trump's son-in-law, jared kushner, while magaland is screaming about hunter biden, jared's private equity firm scored a $2 billion investment from a fund headed by saudi crown prince mohammed bin salman. you know that guy who ordered the murder of a journalist from "the washington post"? jared is in charge of investing his money now. all four members of the fund's screening committee voted against jared's firm, citing "inexperience," an excessive management fees, and the fact that they found their operation to be unsatisfactory in all aspects. but jared got the money anyway, which amounts to 25 million a year in fees, because the prince was like, "guys. when i had that journalist chopped up, who was the only dummy to stand by me? jared. two billion is the least i can do!" and they did it.

jared kushner is like anna delvey if someone had actually sent her that wire transfer. next season on "inventing ivanka." never trust a guy named jared. that's that. meanwhile, i had a whole thing with marjorie taylor greene and the temple of dumb this weekend. you know, you may have heard the congressmonster was not happy about a comment i made about her on the show. she even called the cops on me. me she would like arrested, but the people who attacked the capitol, it's time to drop that already. >> you know what i think? i think the american people are fed up with this overdramatization of a riot that happened here at the capitol one time. >> jimmy: right. one time. if it happens again, then we take a look at it. i feel like marjorie taylor greene is a phenomenon that could've been prevented with a high enough dose of valtrex. but she appeared on a podcast hosted by the disgraced, but-still-going congressman matt gaetz. who joined forces with the green

goblin to complain about me. >> jimmy kimmel is a total jerk. >> jimmy: okay, go on. >> jimmy kimmel is a total jerk. it seems that his trend is to attack women, which is particularly troubling. >> jimmy: says the guy who is currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking, obstructing justice, and paying for sex with a 17-year-old girl. but keep going, i want to see where this is headed. >> his critiques of particularly you and our colleague lauren boebert. >> exactly. >> are highly gendered critiques. right? oh, you're a klan mom, right? he is attacking you as a mom and as a woman. and then he attacks lauren boebert and says she looks like stepmom porn. see how he does that? >> jimmy: well, that's not fair at all. i make jokes about men too. i make jokes about you. remember when i said i feel bad for you because you didn't have a girlfriend in high school until you were 30? remember when i said your

political background will come in handy when you're a registered sex offender, because you're used to knocking on strangers' doors to introduce yourself? you remember those things. apology accepted, matt. okay, on a more wholesome note. those of you who are parents know the song, "baby shark." it is the most watched youtube and hated youtube video of all time. it has been suffered through more than 10 billion times. and that's a lot of money, 10 billion views. so i got in touch with katy perry. and we put our heads together to write the next most popular children's song of all time, and i apologize in advance because i think we did it. ♪ ♪ baby shark, baby shark ♪ >> this kid is 45 years old now. >> how many views does this actually have? >> 10 billion views. >> i think that's more than my song. >> it's more than all of the songs really combine.

>> oh my god. >> jimmy: i was thinking we should come up with a song, something that really captures the imagination of children, something that has a total of five or six notes in it. >> repetitive. >> jimmy: repetitive. >> i mean, baby shark, doo doo doo. >> jimmy: why don't we get some whiteboards out. >> that's perfect. >> jimmy: i don't know how you write music, but i write all my songs on a whiteboard. >> i like to thought bubble everything out. let's think about key subjects here that 2-year-olds would really find interesting. >> jimmy: my kids like dinosaurs. >> puppies? >> jimmy: low interest mortgages. >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i don't know. i don't know how low it's going to stay anyways. >> jimmy: playing, planes? >> oh, planes. >> jimmy: garbage trucks too. >> that's huge. planes. >> jimmy: kids like -- >> eating. >> jimmy: mine don't, but yeah. >> they're very picky. >> jimmy: picky, picky. >> icky, icky. >> jimmy: icky icky.

>> that's a great title. >> jimmy: it sounds like something snoop right write. >> jimmy: yum yums? >> that's good, yum yums? >> jimmy: it causes all the hair on my body to stand up when i say the word "yum yum." but i think that's good, because the parents have to hate the song. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes. yum yum. num num is another bad bun. >> oh, num num. >> jimmy: sounds i think are good. when you're saying icky, icky. >> oh, like a fart sound. what if the beat was made out of a fart? >> jimmy: i like that. >> because farts sound all different. >> jimmy: that's really good. whatever we do, that has to be a part of it. >> fart beats. kids love that. >> jimmy: my kids love farting. they really live for it. >> yum yum. >> jimmy: they call them toots, though. >> we could put that in there. >> jimmy: yum yum, num num. >> toot toot. >> jimmy: toot toot. i like that. >> wait. we're even describing how you eat the food. yum yum, num num, toot.

>> jimmy: it's great. >> this is an education. >> jimmy: it's the digestive system. >> yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop, poop. >> jimmy: that's really good. >> jimmy: yum yum num num. >> and that's repetitive. >> jimmy: also, i like what you said, a potty sound. because it sounds like party. are you kids ready to potty? i mean, i think if we work too hard on this, it's going to backfire. >> yeah. there is a saying in songwriting. it's called kiss. keep it simple, stupid. >> jimmy: we could even cut out the simple and go right to keep it stupid. >> yes. >> jimmy: should we work out the tune? >> yeah, we need some music now. i don't even really play piano. >> jimmy: oh, you don't play piano. that is going to be a problem. >> so we could probably hit a couple of notes. it doesn't have to be like beethoven. >> jimmy: i feel like not being able to play the piano is kind of an advantage here in our effort to keep it stupid. ♪ yum yum, num num. >> oh, yeah, that's good. ♪

>> poop, poop! poop! we did it. >> jimmy: is that the poop key? >> that's it. ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop. >> jimmy: it's already in my head. >> it's so annoying. >> jimmy: it's going to be such a big hit. are you kids ready to potty? ♪ clap your hands and stomp your feet, give me something good to eat ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ >> first the food goes in your mouth, then it starts to travel south ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ ♪ checking finger, fries, pumpkin pancakes, chocolate pies ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot, poop ♪ ♪ step one is yum, step two is num, then toot just like your mom. ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot,

poop ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ >> jimmy: hello, cloud kids. >> hi, guys. >> hi, katy. can we ask you a question? >> sure. >> does everyone learn yums and toot their poops? >> everyone. you name it. >> elephants. ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ >> owls! >> yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ >> even guillermo! ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ >> jimmy: a snack time. ♪ >> gobble, gobble, crunch, crunch, munch, munch, munch ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, >> gobble, gobble, crunch, crunch, munch, munch, munch ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ ♪ making num nums with our friends, yummy fun time never ends ♪

♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: there we go. i'm sorry. i'm very sorry. by the way, you can see katy perry play at the resorts world theater in vegas may 27th through august 13th. maybe she'll do this one. i don't know. thank you, katy. we've got a good show for you tonight. henry winkler is here, and we'll be right back with viola davis. so stick around. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by allstate. after the best nap of my life... and papa is hungry. and while you're hittin' the trail, i'm hitting your cooler. oh, cheddar!

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♪ >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. tonight from the great show "barry" -- oh, i love that show. do you watch "barry," guillermo? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: you don't. maybe you will. it returns to hbo in just under two weeks. the perfectamundo henry winkler is with us. [ cheering and applause ] tomorrow night gillian anderson and janelle james and music from maxwell. so please join us for that. our first guest was named one of the 25 greatest actors of the century by "the new york times" sunday night. she plays the first lady, one of three in a new series for showtime. say hello to viola davis. ♪ >> jimmy: so you look great. i like that suit you have there. that's nice. >> thank you very much.

someone dressed me today, and i'm glad it fit. i turn 56, and i don't know what fits anymore. >> jimmy: is that when it hit, 56? >> that's when it hit. everything gets wider, bulgier, and here's the thing. i work out. >> jimmy: maybe you should stop, you know. [ laughter ] >> look at me, and i work out. i get on the scale, i look at it, i look at it, i get back off, i get back on. i get off. and then i'll even take a hair pin out of my hair. i'll put it on the side. i get back on. and by that time i'm mad as hell. >> jimmy: you got to get rid of that scale. it's not telling you what you want to hear. >> i'm telling you. >> jimmy: i somehow gained 5 1/2 pounds this weekend. i don't know how it happened. but according to my scale, 5.5 pounds. i don't think that's even possible. >> no, it's possible. >> jimmy: is it? >> i think it has something to do with those large glasses of liquor i've been drinking during the pandemic.

i've been knocking that back. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is it fair to say you were more -- feeling more cooped up than most during the pandemic? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, yes. you didn't seem to be loving it. >> i was not loving it. and i would have zoom meetings with -- please forgive me, pillar and michelle, with my middle aged friends on zoom, and we get together, and we'd have tequila thursdays. and i would get on because, you know, you get a little competitive with your female friends. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i would put on my little lipstick. i would whip my wig on, and i get on the zoom call. and five minutes in, i'm what the hell am i doing? i whip that damn wig off. i whip my skullcap off. i start knocking back the tequila. >> jimmy: you had to do something. the last time you were here, we

were on zoom i think, right? >> yeah, were on zoom. >> jimmy: in fact, it was right before christmas. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and right before your husband's birthday also. why, what happened? >> his birthday is december 24th. >> jimmy: right, right. that's not his fault, though. >> it's not his fault. it's not his fault. but i can blame his mama. papa is gone. >> jimmy: and your daughter, who is how old is your daughter now? >> she is 11. >> jimmy: 11 years old. she wanted an iphone for christmas. and you at the time said no way. >> i got her the iphone. >> jimmy: you did get her the iphone. yeah. >> and i get all of her text messages. >> jimmy: how is that? >> i get all of her text messages and i get all of her pictures because i share the same apple id account. now here is problem. >> she gets yours too? >> but mine aren't interesting. i read hers, you got to honor your children. you got to honor their privacy.

hell, i'm up 3:00 in the morning. i'm looking at those text messages. then i can't tell her i've read the text messages. so i send her little quotes. and then i'll send her affirmations going. you know you shouldn't listen to certain girls when they say certain things about your hair. >> jimmy: i see. >> and what i would do if i were you, but i didn't look at your messages, i swear to you i didn't look at them. >> jimmy: and what if pillar and kim send something weird? is she going to see those? >> yeah, sees those. but she can't say nothing to me. i pay for the phone. [ applause ] >> jimmy: she is just happy to have the phone. >> it's like my husband gave her a whole rundown because we got her a green light card. have you heard of this? a green light card? >> jimmy: what is it? >> it's a little credit/debit card you give to kids to teach them financial literacy. you can put $10 on it, $20 on it. you see exactly where they spend

it there is a little savings account, everything. except my husband saw how much she was spending. he said genesis, we've got to talk. me and your mama, we didn't grow up with no money. we grew up, i went down to the creek, i thrashed pecans. i earned my own money. now you come from money. there are going to be a lot of men coming into your life. they're going take your money from you, genesis. you hear me? so we ain't giving you [ bleep ] no more. >> jimmy: how much is on this card? >> about $20. >> jimmy: $20. these men. >> you know, i have a thing for george jefferson because i married him. >> jimmy: so the yellow light has been put on the green light card. >> the yellow light has been put on that card and my daughter is not happy about it. >> jimmy: what does she spend money on at that page?

like does she go to stores or no? >> bacon, egg, gouda sandwich at starbucks. >> jimmy: so food. >> the red drink at starbucks. >> jimmy: i see. a lot of starbucks. >> you know, sheen, she buys like little leg warmers are back. did you know that? >> jimmy: i didn't know that. they're called sheen? they're called sheen? that's the site? >> that's the site. sheen.com. >> jimmy: and that's where you buy leg warmers? >> that's where you buy leg warmers, t-shirts you wait. >> jimmy: you know they can put apps on the phone that get around -- that she can put whatsapp on her phone and you won't see any of the text messages that she's getting? >> oh, oh, i know that. >> jimmy: you do, okay. >> but, you know, i told you i married george jefferson. he didn't read dr. spock's book on parenting. >> jimmy: he has his own. >> he don't care. >> jimmy: all right, good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going take a break. and i have to tell you, i watched this show of yours last night.

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>> i think it's interesting that you're willing to put your family in harm's way because inst instashable ambition. >> don't do that. >> you know what? remember jackie kennedy? her blood splattered pink chanel suit? her kids had to see that. someone had to explain that to

them, brook. >> jimmy: we are back with viola davis. that is "the first lady." it premieres sunday night on showtime. that's crazy how good you are at this. i mean, it really is. my wife and i watched it last night. we cannot believe. it's not just the voice you have down. even the walking and it's crazy how much you became michelle obama. >> and i'm glad it's over. >> jimmy: are you? >> i mean, the stress. because everybody loves michelle obama. they know what she sounds like. they know what she looks like. and oh my god, i don't want michelle obama calling me, cussing me out. i mean, that's the kind of thing where you just have to prostrate yourself on the floor and go okay, michelle, i messed up. but yeah. >> jimmy: the show is, you produced the show. >> i did. >> jimmy: three first ladies. [ cheering ] michelle obama, betty ford played by michelle pfeiffer.

>> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and eleanor roosevelt played by jilli gillian anderson will be here tomorrow night. >> exactly. >> jimmy: by the way, they're both fantastic too. but they didn't have to play somebody who is around, you know. they're playing characters who are dead, fortunately. >> you know what, jimmy? see? it may seem like you're giving me a compliment, but you're just rising my anxiety level. that's all you're doing right now. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: have you spoken to michelle and said hey, here's what's coming? this is -- i'm doing you? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not? >> i'm hiding from michelle. >> jimmy: i see. >> i'm hiding, i'm hiding in my house. >> jimmy: nobody invitedler to the premiere or send her a link to see the show before anyone else? >> i'm not sending her anything. >> jimmy: do you want me to do this? >> no! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think she is going to like it. i don't think it will be received poorly. [ laughter ] >> you know those kids on the

playground that would cause a fight? actually, that was me, who i would say you know what she said about you? what are you going to say to him? >> jimmy: i just had the feeling you were going to take my red card away or something. okay. so no michelle. hopefully michelle will not have a subscription to showtime and see any of this. >> i don't think she can afford it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you arrive at which first ladies you would put on this series? and is it the idea that maybe in future incarnations of the show, you would depict other first ladies? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would love to play melania. >> i would love to depict first ladies. you'd like to play who? melania. [ applause ] can you imagine? how mad that would make trump? my big fat head laying next to him in bed? not that they're ever next to each other in bed. but you know what i mean. you know what i mean. [ laughter ]

>> oh my goodness. >> jimmy: do you have any idea how many awards you've won in your life? do you have a total in your head? >> no, jimmy, i don't. >> jimmy: i'm going to run some awards by you. you tell me yes or no if you remember winning them. >> okay. >> jimmy: screen actors guild. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there is a lot so don't applaud after every one. the obi award for off broadway. >> yes, i remember that. >> jimmy: yes. harvard's hasty pudding woman of the year award. >> yes. i remember that too. >> jimmy: independent spirit award. >> no, i never won the independent spirit award. >> jimmy: correct. you'll get that soon. naacp image award? >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: yes. kids choice award. >> what? >> jimmy: kids choice award. >> never. >> jimmy: that's correct. you did not get that. the tony award. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: another tony award. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the emmy award. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the oscar award. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the nobel prize for economics? >> jimmy, no. >> jimmy: that's a no, that is correct. pretty good, pretty good. [ applause ] [ laughter ] i heard you got a new puppy during the pandemic. >> i did, bailey, who i love more than. >> jimmy: oh, you love bailey. >> and my husband loves bailey. george jefferson loves bailey. george jefferson who said we ain't getting no damn dog in this house. it's going to cause houseatosis. >> jimmy: were you against? >> no, i wanted bailey. and now you should hear george jefferson. oh, bailey, come to daddy, come to daddy, bailey. but here's the thing. do you remember looking at the ingredients in your dog food when you were younger? did you look? >> the mighty dog.

we used to get mighty dog in a can. i remember opening it and coming out like -- >> but that is not the question, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> what i mean, did you look at the ingredients to see if it affected their digestion? >> jimmy: no, no. >> now you take your dog to the vet, they want to charge you $5,000 if they have any indigestion to see what is wrong with their stomach. >> jimmy: really? >> i said, listen, hell no. i love bailey, but i am not spending $5,000. bailey is going to have to eat some grass and get over it. >> jimmy: yeah, eat some grass. that's what they do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you heard it, bailey. eat some grass. stop complaining. >> i love bailey, but hell no. >> jimmy: well, you've done it again. "the first lady" premieres sunday night on showtime. the great viola davis, everybody. thank you, viola. we're back with henry winkler. [ cheering and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi. our next guest is an acclaimed actor, author, and american treasure. when he sees a jukebox, it starts playing for free. he returns to the long-awaited third season of "barry." >> you look good. >> so do you. >> downstairs looks like a lot of work. >> it is. >> it must be hard closing up this place. so if you're not teaching anymore, are you going to go back to performing or -- >> my career is [ bleep ], barry. you know that. >> jimmy: "barry" season 3 premieres april 24th on hbo. please welcome wonderful henry winkler. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you doing? very good to see you. >> it is very good to see you. >> jimmy: how long has it been since the last "barry," end of season two? how many years is it? >> i think we ended in 2019. >> jimmy: wow. crazy. >> my son-in-law gave me this jacket. >> jimmy: well, it's a nice jacket. was it one of his or was it a gift? >> i think it was one of his, because it's way big. but i don't have to hold any stomach in when i wear it. >> jimmy: is this because you had that big memorabilia auction, you sold all your stuff and now you have no clothes to wear? >> you know what, jimmy? i found out i was a hoarder. >> jimmy: how did you find that out? >> because i went and i looked in the closet and there were 27 boxes filled with things i had no idea i had. >> jimmy: yeah, right. and so you decided, you know

what? a lot of times people decide to wait until they're gone to have these auctions, which is kind of sad. no, i'm going to do this now, give money to charity, make something positive come out of it. >> i am part of that charity. you know, i gave some to my daughter's charity, which is this is about humanity. >> jimmy: right. >> and then i took the rest. >> jimmy: see how honest he is? you could have just let me slide by there and not specify that you kept some of this money for yourself. >> can i ask you a question? >> jimmy: of course. >> how many suits do you have? >> 11. >> 11 for the show? >> jimmy: i don't know. i just made it up. i have no idea. i couldn't tell one from the other, really. i barely know. >> this is a nice blue. >> jimmy: would you like to buy one of them? >> no. i wanted to know what the budget was for your wardrobe. >> jimmy: i don't know. i know we get a discount. yeah. i do know that for sure. so speaking of wardrobe, this is -- you know what? i have to tell you something. [ cheering ]

it's so good that i somehow did not get the email about this auction because i would own this. i'd be wearing this right now. this is your original -- >> that's the original jacket. now the original of the first year. >> jimmy: was the yellow jacket. >> yeah, that was a cloth jacket. now the first leather jacket was stolen. >> jimmy: oh. >> and then they made me five, six, actually, and put them under lock and key. >> jimmy: one is in the smithsonian. >> one is in the smithsonian. gary marshall, rest his soul, had one. i had two. and one we ripped out the lining when i did the water ski. >> jimmy: oh, really, for the vest you had on. yeah, wow. so this sold for $75,000. >> a bargain. >> jimmy: came with two white shirts. this, i can't believe you have this. this is quite a item. >> so now this, the two things about this. one is the man who owned it somehow the auction put it in my

section, because they thought oh, it is the bike i rode. and it is the same bike that steve mcqueen used to jump the fence in "the great escape." >> jimmy: is that right? wow. so this was not your item? >> that was not my item, nor did i ever ride it. >> jimmy: when is the last time you rode a motorcycle? >> it was the year of never. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, you kind of rolled in on a motorcycle. >> i did for 17 seconds. >> jimmy: is that right? interesting. >> yeah. i rode it up the hill and i had to change my -- >> jimmy: yet you emailed me this photograph. and you never really rode a motorcycle, but here you are on a much more dangerous vehicle, a camel. >> yes. as long as you don't stand in front of it because it spits. but here i am in israel, and as you do, you ride a camel in a parking lot. >> jimmy: yeah, it's not exactly beautiful scenery wise. and you don't look like you're

having fun either. >> well, you know why? >> jimmy: why? >> i did not -- i didn't shift. >> jimmy: yeah, you got to. did you do the whole tourist experience? >> i had never been to israel and had never thought of going to israel, because i was sure if i touched my foot to the earth in israel, a war would break out. >> jimmy: right, right. >> so i never went. >> jimmy: right. >> then i was offered a part in a situational comedy on an israeli network, and i said no. and the government called and said we'd really like you to come. we will show you the whole country, you and stacey. so we said if not now, when. so we went. and let me just tell you, the country is delicious. it has some of the best food i have ever eaten. >> jimmy: oh, food wise, yeah.

great. no, that's -- >> historic. >> jimmy: sure. >> we went to -- we went to the dead sea. >> jimmy: oh, you did. did you swim in the dead sea? >> well, my wife floated like an otter. she looked -- >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> i'm not kidding. she looked great. our guide ron sinai. >> jimmy: really? ron sinai? >> ron sinai. he said that a real ocean is like 7% salt. and the dead sea is 38% salt. that's why it's dead. nothing can live in it. >> jimmy: right. >> if it gets in your eyes, do not scream. don't make a mukus. walk out and we'll put water on it and you'll be better. so now i'm in, and i take a step into the red sea, and i sink, i sink like the ship that leonardo dicaprio was on.

all the way to china. now he said don't pull your foot. you can't pull your foot out. so now i'm thinking oh my god, i'm here forever. so he said wiggle your toes. so now i've got my eyes closed. i'm wiggling my toes, and a wave comes and gets in my throat. it is burning me like i'm in hell. and all of the sudden i start screaming like a 9-year-old girl. and my wife is floating. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so it was a good trip? >> it was. that was a part i now i have to go back and float like an otter. but otherwise it was great trip. >> jimmy: maybe next time wear that life vest that you wore

when you were fonzie jumping the shark, you know? >> that is not a joke. that's going in my luggage. >> jimmy: what can we say about "barry"? i saw the episode. i watched it last night. >> yes. >> jimmy: it does not disappoint. >> no. >> jimmy: i will tell you this, though. i had to catch up. i had to go back and watch some of the old ones to figure out where i was. >> so i have a list of what i can tell you. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's on hbo. it starts april 24th. >> jimmy: okay. >> i know that barry killed the love of my life. >> jimmy: right. it was whispered in your ear. >> and there is a lot of running, and i'm a more mature person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, i think it would ruin it if you did tell. in fact, the clip we showed is probably the only clip that isn't a spoiler. >> they cut off the end of it. >> jimmy: yes, yes, which is good, yeah. it's great to see you. >> jimmy, i'm always happy to see you. >> jimmy: one other quick thing. >> yes.

>> jimmy: you sold on your auction one of our sweatshirts. >> okay, okay. wait a minute. it's black. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have the royal blue. >> jimmy: oh, you have the royal blue. okay. >> i saved the better color. >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. >> this one i didn't care for. >> jimmy: henry winkler, everybody. season 3 of "barry" the 24th on hbo max. we'll be right back. ♪

henry winkler, katy perry, and >> jimmy: thanks to viola davis, henry winkler, katy perry, and levar burton. apologies to matt damon, we ran ought of time. tomorrow night, gillian anderson, janelle james and music from maxwell. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. goodnight. ♪ ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪

♪ chicken finger, cheesy fries, chocolate pies, yum yum, num num, toot toot, pop ♪ . ♪ yum, yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ ♪ yum yum, num num, toot toot, poop ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, behind the spotlight -- >> look straight ahead! jeanette mccurdy, child star turned best-selling phenom. you pulled back the curtain on childhood stardom. it is not a pretty picture. >> not as i see it, no. >> we watched her grow up on nickelodeon. now living in gratitude a