>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jake gyllenhaal, yahya abdul-mateen ii, eiza gonzález, plus music from alt-j. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. the rightful host of the show. i have returned. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. if you were expecting jimmy fallon again, i'm sorry. he went home. [ laughter ] we had a great weekend. you may have seen or heard, jimmy fallon and i swapped shows for april fools'. he came here, i went to new york. we didn't tell anyone. the audience was surprised. people watching at home were confused, mostly. these are tweets from people who were watching at home. "what is jimmy kimmel doing on jimmy fallon's show?" "wtf...where is jimmy kimmel he's not on channel 11. and where is jimmy fallon, he's on channel 2." [ laughter ] "well, i'm either f'd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting "jimmy kimmel live."" "i know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous." "this jimmy fallon/kimmel april fools' prank has made me realize

it's very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by 'jimmy,' not 'james.'" [ laughter ] decent point. i have to tell you, it's a very different scene over at 30 rock, where they do "the tonight show." guillermo, you're not gonna believe this. the security guards there? actually do security. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: good for them, i like to have fun. >> jimmy: that's right. there's so much history in that building, too. we have none. johnny carson, david letterman, eddie murphy, john belushi -- they all worked in that building. our studio here in l.a. was a disco and a heroin needle exchange. [ laughter ] theirs is four seasons, ours is a motel 6, put it that way. [ laughter ] they're gucci, we're baby gap. they are a filet mignon, we are a cold arby's beef and cheddar. [ laughter ] i flew home yesterday, we were lucky to get home. thousands of flights were canceled over the weekend because of technology issues and thunderstorms in florida, which is wreaking havoc on plans for spring break.

a third of all spirit airlines flights were canceled yesterday. and the only thing worse than your flight on spirit being canceled is your spirit flight not being canceled. [ laughter ] they should just call it "spit" airlines. leave it at that. but there is still plenty of fun to be had in the sunshine state. if you can get there. this teenager from jupiter got up close and personal with a great white shark. >> great white! >> that's nick bailey seconds after he saw a shark he'd never seen before. nick immediately flipped on his camera for what was both one of the best and most disappointing experiences of his life. >> after i looked at the video, i realized, man, i was so close, i really wish this could happen again and i could touch it. that would have been so cool. >> the very next day? nick saw another great white. this time off the coast of jupiter. he reached out and grabbed the great white's tail. >> i touched a great white!

>> jimmy: nick is a dip [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] is it bad that i kind of wanted the shark to bite him? [ laughter ] last night at the grammys the stars of music were out. justin bieber wore the same suit the kid who played the young tom hanks wore at the end of the movie, "big." [ laughter ] wasn't exactly the oscars. but there were memorable moments. doja cat nearly missed her acceptance speech, because she was using the bathroom. see? this is why they need litter boxes under the seats. [ laughter ] i've said it a million times. ukrainian president zelensky made an appearance on the grammys. he gave a heartfelt address to the grammys audience saying -- "the silence of ruined cities and killed people. "what is more opposite to music?" which is profound. what is more opposite to music? i thought he was going to say nickelback -- [ laughter ] which would have been a sick burn. but this was better. keep it focused. meanwhile in washington, judge ketanji brown could and should

be confirmed to the supreme court by the end of the week. [ cheers and applause ] she made it out of the senate judiciary committee, and now advances to the sweet sixteen. or maybe i've been watching too much basketball. throughout the hearings republicans have been trying to paint jackson as soft on crime and irreparably "woke." none more so than senator marsha blackburn of tennessee. she's the one who asked the judge to define the word "woman." she was very proud of herself and weighed in on this important non-issue again this afternoon. >> in the time since judge jackson sat before this committee, disney has eliminated saying "boys and girls." the state department announced you can select "x" as a gender on your passport. the left has slowly but surely stripped words of their meaning in an attempt to eliminate dissent. and the latest victim of this campaign is the word "woman."

>> jimmy: yeah, you know the people i'm trying to set back 50 years? those are the victims of this campaign. [ applause ] maybe be less worried about the word "woman" and pay more attention to the people who are them. i don't know. and also maybe a little bit of dry shampoo in that hair. [ laughter ] marsha blackburn isn't the only republican concerned about the definition of "woman." weirdo congressman madison cawthorn of north carolina took time out from all the coke-fueled orgies he's been getting invited to, to make this eloquent statement on that subject. >> your left-wing movement is forcing children to endure radical expressions of sexuality. and yet you can't even define what a woman is. you might amend a bill but you'll never amend biology. science is not burger king, you can't just have it your way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good one, junior. and furthermore, no one out-pizzas the hut! [ laughter ] >> i'm about to define. >> what a woman is. xx chromosomes, no tallybacker. it's so simple. >> jimmy: excuse me. i think you forgot a vagina,

somewhere? meanwhile, the man these tally-back a doodles worship is maga-sty, donald trump this one is incredible. there's a tradition when it comes to presidents, after they're out of office the official white house photographer, the person who snaps everything they do, publishes a book of photographs. obama's photographer did it, reagan's, bush's, it's what they do. according to the "new york times," trump asked his photographer for a cut of her book deal. his chief photographer shealah craighead was planning to release a collection of photographs. when "aides to mr. trump asked her for a cut of her book advance payment." and then, they told her to hold off on her project so tanny liebovitz could release his own book of photos, her photos, before she did. which he sold for $75 a pop and didn't even give her photo credits. fortunately, she has a lot of pictures of the guy who robbed her, and he looks just like donald trump. [ laughter ] what a creep. the two least surprising things about this story are one -- trump is profiting off the work

of someone else. and two -- the memoir he published about his time in office is a picture book. [ laughter ] sadly, he was able to do this because under federal law, those photographs are considered in the public domain and not subject to copyright. which is why i can take a photo like this. and put him on a toilet, for free! [ laughter and applause ] thanks for all your hard work, shealah. sorry you're not getting paid. trump made a bigly endorsement over the weekend. former governor of alaska, sarah palin, is running for congress now. i know, right? [ laughter ] "sarah palin is tough and smart and will never back down." even for trump, it's impressive to fit three lies into an eleven word sentence. [ laughter ] i guess the "masked singer" money dried up. sarah's running for office. trump endorsing palin is like paste-eating endorsing glue-sniffing. [ laughter ] it's ridiculous. trump still hasn't officially announced that he is running in 2024, but he's back to holding these big campaign-style rallies

at every truck stop that will have him. this was one of the rallygoers in washington township, michigan on saturday who was all fired up for her fearless misleader. >> the election, i believe, was stolen. but we know that. space force has it all. they watermarked the ballots. they know exactly what happened with every ballot. i believe that we're going to have an emergency broadcast and the military's going to come in with martial law and we are going to be shown eight hours on, eight hours off, of videos for seven days, the world, and they're going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions. >> jimmy: any follow-up questions? no, nothing? [ laughter ] not even "why the space force?" [ laughter ] and then blob dylan took the stage and i think he may be running out of things to complain about because he did a whole set on how a congressman he doesn't like spells and pronounces his name. >> a guy who spells his name

m-e-i-j-e-r but they pronounce it "my-yer." what kind of spelling is that? meijer is pronounced my-yer. how the hell do you pronounce this guy's name? nobody knows if he's doing anything in washington. how do you pronounce his name? my-yer. how the hell do you get that? >> jimmy: and what is the deal with silent es?" you can't hear them! [ laughter ] the meijer family owns one of the biggest supermarket chains in the state of michigan. everyone in that crowd gets their mayonnaise and frozen meatloaf from meijer. some of the people in that crowd probably work at meijer. they all know how to pronounce it. but he doesn't, so it's wrong! next he'll try to overturn the spelling bee. and of course, no trump rally would be complete without a nonsensical jab at the guy who beat his grumpy ass in 2020. >> biden and the radical democrats are spending billions and billions of dollars trying to secure the borders of distant

foreign countries, many of which you've never even heard of. americans deserve a president who will secure our borders and who will stop the biggest invasion ever of our country and probably of any country. there's never been anything like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess he hasn't heard the news about ukraine? [ laughter ] "this guy zelensky spells it with two ys! why?" [ laughter and applause ] please, i don't need to be patronized, okay? [ laughter ] on friday night, we had this april fools' shenanigan. this is something that took months of top-secret planning. we coordinated our staffs, our writers, our producers, our guests from each side of the country. people have been asking me how we managed to pull it off without anyone knowing. and this is how. jimmy fallon flew in on thursday, and we kept cameras rolling throughout the next two

days, and we captured some of the behind the scenes from the freakiest friday in recent talk show history. >> and now here is jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: and now the wave of disappointment comes washing over me. >> let's do it, yeah! hi, everybody! we already made a video, i already forced everyone to go, "fallon, fallon!" [ crowd chanting "fallon" ] >> we sent it to jimmy, haven't heard back. >> friday is usually when jimmy catches up on personal stuff. i'm old and jimmy is not so i can't read these things without glasses. maybe we could print these a little bit bigger for me. >> good to see you, how are you doing? nice to see you. oh, perfect, thank you very much. what, say it again? spit into? okay, thank you.

this is just something that you spit into, yeah. here's your bedpan, mr. fallon. if you heard, i don't spit in things. spittoon? >> jimmy: we're not going to fight about this, okay? sorry i took your lines. oh, here we go. >> are our chairs at least better? >> much better than my chair, my gosh. really, i'm really writing down all complaints. i don't have a spit cup, i don't have any of this. changed my whole life. i can't believe that was the first -- i can't believe this was the first thing that was offered to me, i love it. >> jimmy: would it be funny if my face thing unlocked for you? >> that wouldn't surprise me at all. >> thank you, jimmy. i believe you're up. >> wow. whoa.

wow. oh, please. oh, please. really? you see him enough, why would you clap for him? my gosh. big deal. you see him all the time, for god's sakes. you miss him that much? he's only gone for ten hours, gosh. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy, grammy, and tony-winning mother [ bleep ] who is making his highly anticipated return -- >> come on. again, inner voice. you're doing great, jimmy. it's really great, you're doing great. it's just it sucks, all right? >> jimmy: i think my monologue is shorter than yours. >> i always heard that yours is longer than mine. a monologue's a monologue. >> jimmy: we have nine mystery boxes containing objects no one has ever seen before, not even the people -- blind people put them in the boxes. >> we are all, i have to say,

very impressed and depressed at how nice your studio is compared to ours. how that is [ bleep ] hole in l.a. you're working in? >> i think i told you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe we should just stay, i don't know. i'm fine staying here. >> wait, this is my -- oh. oh. let's go get your phone. how did your phone get in my pants? let's talk about this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, jimmy. and thanks to the whole staff at "the tonight show." that was a great deal of fun. we have a great show for you tonight. eiza gonzalez is with us tonight. music from alt j. we'll be back with yehya abdul-mateen ii and jake gyllenhaal, so stick around!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on, oh -- we've got to remove that. that can't stay. you let that happen, by the way. you let it happen! >> guillermo: he gave me $100 if i let it happen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, we have a great show tonight from the new movie "ambulance." eiza gonzalez is here. then later, from leeds, england, their album -- i was told quite specifically, this is not a testicle, okay?

[ laughter ] it's something else. all right. tomorrow night on the show, idris elba and lamorne morris with music from the regrettes. [ cheers and applause ] so please join us for that. our first guests have an emmy, a sag award, a bafta, and 12 vowels between them. 15, if you count "y." they are teaming up to face anything michael bay can throw at them in the new movie "ambulance." >> come here. i'm going to teach them a lesson. >> get back! >> this boy is certifiable. >> drive! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "ambulance" opens in theaters friday, please welcome jake gyllenhaal and yahya abdul-mateen ii. [ cheering and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: i like having the two of you here together. this is nice. >> this is so nice. you have like a -- >> yes! [ cheering and applause ] >> it's good to see people, it's nice. >> you're acting like an "ambulance" the movie night. >> jimmy: it is the "ambulance" the movie night. it's working out very well. eiza is here. she's your costar. did you guys know each other before the movie? >> no, we didn't. we met two weeks beforehand via skype, how everybody else was doing things. and then we met at michael bay's house. >> jimmy: at michael bay's house? >> it took a while for us to find each other there. it's a very large home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did it really take a while? >> it really did. it's like a huge, huge house. >> jimmy: i believe it.

>> it's huge and it's filled with "transformers" memorabilia. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it really? >> i ran into bumblebee before i ran to him. i swear to god. i walked in and there was a yellow car in his living room. >> jimmy: that surprises me. i would imagine michael bay would have an understated home. [ laughter ] >> no. >> you go through jurassic park before you get to his home. there are trees. >> inside the house. i'm talking inside the house, there are, there are trees. walking down the stairs, there's trees on either side. >> jimmy: when you're an actor and you do a lot of movies, some of them are big movies, some of them are small movies, is it like this is going to be fun, we're going do a michael bay movie? >> yes. >> 100%. >> jimmy: and in this movie, you actually drive the ambulance, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why you driving the ambulance? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> why am i or why is my character driving? because that's two different stories. >> jimmy: the character that makes sense why the character would be driving the ambulance. >> oh, right. >> i would argue against both.

>> hold it, hold it. okay, so you're questioning my skills? >> jimmy: i'm not questioning your skills. i'm questioning your resume, i guess, yeah. >> okay. i tell you this. i've moved a lot. i moved to 13 different homes coming up. so i have a lot of experience behind a u-haul. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> so my attitude was -- my attitude was how hard can it be? we rely on our resumes all the time. >> that to me is surprising that he has so much experience behind a u-haul, having been in a car with him driving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think most people assume that there is a stuntman driving. >> i have a very, very clear rule. >> there's a stuntman, gets down about 30% of the time. but about 70% of the time it's me getting busy, you know. throughout my ambulance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is how he drives too. literally drives like this. >> driving ain't nothing.

it's a line in a play. "driving ain't nothing, all you got to do is point the truck where you want it to go," you know? it's the same thing. >> jimmy: it seems like you have a difference of opinion on how well this worked out. was he driving fast? is that what was happening? >> no, i have a philosophy which is, let the actors act and the stunt people do the stunts. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it's an awkward thing for some people. also, i would often remind you that 50 miles an hour looks just as fast as 35. [ laughter ] >> but jake, but jake. did you not -- >> i mean, parts of me i think in the process -- no you're right. >> jimmy: were you banking in the fact that you were in an ambulance in case anything happened? [ laughter ] >> that's true, man? >> exactly right. >> jimmy: so embarrassing if they had to send an ambulance to the ambulance. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did survive it. that's a positive for absolutely sure. was it fun? i would imagine it would be fun driving an ambulance. >> of course! >> jimmy: turning on those lights. >> if you can find them, of

course. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are they hard to find? >> well, there are so many buttons. we don't think about that. we just think it's ambulance time, boom, ambulance time, time to go. but it's really hundreds of buttons and that's enough. i mean, there's hundreds of buttons. >> jimmy: there is a scene in the movie where a helicopter flies under a bridge. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did that really happen? >> two helicopters. >> that really happened? >> it wasn't written in the script. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> michael bay, we were both on our way, we were driving. he was driving the -- i was very clear about that. he was driving the ambulance back to where we were going to get off -- get into our civvies, you know, and we got a call. michael bay. "actually, i got the l.a. river open, drive back." >> jimmy: the l.a. river open? >> the actual l.a. river, he found a way into the l.a. river. he said, "just meet us there, we're going to shoot there." so we drove under a bridge, and

he came to us, "i got two helicopters, okay? okay? okay?" that's how he is. "okay? and i'm going to fly the two helicopters down to the bridge, okay? you just jump out of the thing, shoot at the helicopters. it's going to be great." i'm like, how the -- did you get two helicopters out of middle of nowhere? he's like, "don't ask questions, get to rolling!" yeah, that was fun. >> jimmy: at the last minute. you're driving while this is happening? >> i'm driving. i'm driving and screaming and acting and i'm calling on the driver. [ laughter ] and i call my boy on facetime, you know. >> jimmy: while you're driving? >> while i'm driving. >> jimmy: what? >> because you got, to you have to. if mike going to make executive decision, i'm going make some executive decisions too. [ laughter ] >> now you get a sense why it might be a little be dangerous to drive with him. >> jimmy: oprah would not like any of this at all. >> is that right? >> jimmy: she would be very displeased, yeah. >> i'm sorry, oprah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all apologies to oprah. jake gyllenhaal and yahya

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>> jimmy: we are back with yahya abdul-mateen ii and jake gyllenhaal. we're talking about the movie "ambulance" directed by michael bay. we're talking a little bit about michael bay during the commercials. yeah, i'd like to get to the bottom of that, i really would, because he is a fascinating individual. have you become friends? you think you'll carry on a relationship? >> better be, he butt dials me. >> jimmy: he butt dials you?

like regularly butt dials you? >> actually, yes. >> i don't know what a butt dial -- >> jimmy: butt dial is -- >> no, i know what it is. i mean regularly butt dialing. >> this is what i want to know. it's 2022. no one really butt dials anymore in 2022. so he has to be butt unlocking phones. [ laughter ] >> that's true. i do think that's true. because i get butt dialed by him too. >> jimmy: do you really? >> oh, yeah, no. they're like long, really long, six-minute-long messages. [ laughter ] and they're things like him like yelling things to nobody, you know, things like, why isn't the door open? and nobody is responding. [ laughter ] >> i get calls on a sunday. it's a sunday, mind you. all right, three, two, one, all right, action! okay, this is going to be great, this is going to be -- i'm like, mike, it's sunday. >> jimmy: do you think he was making love? [ laughter and applause ] you know, possible.

>> it's possible. >> by the way, i wouldn't see it any other way with him. he does do that. i wonder, again, if he is alone or maybe with a friend and saying three, two, one, action! move that light! and it's like his little light by his desk. you, come here, move the light, it's wrong, the wrong angle! >> jimmy: i'm still kind of going over the idea you didn't know what butt dialing was. >> it was just a weird phrase. >> jimmy: i had it wrong. >> when you regularly butt dial. >> jimmy: i'm embarrassed. of course you know that. so you guys, i have a quote from you, yahya, it says about jake. jake loves the camera. which you'd think jake loves his face being on the camera. [ cheering ] not what you meant? there were times when he would take the camera from mike, michael bay. and then you look around, jake is shooting the scene. i'd never seen anything like that before. that doesn't seem like something michael bay would be cool with at all to me. >> no, no.

[ laughter ] but it's also something that didn't really happen. >> jimmy: oh. >> i mean -- >> eh, eh? >> yeah, okay, yeah. i mean, like -- okay, so an ambulance is small, right? it's tight quarters. and as we already learned, yahya drives most of the time. and oftentimes my character would jump into the passenger seat, and we had a lot of dialogue figuring things out in the front of the ambulance. and so we drove this ambulance all around los angeles, and we actually drove, you know, really on streets, and he was actually driving and there was real stunts and everything. and occasionally michael wouldn't have the right angle because he'd like the light, but he couldn't ask me to move because there is no space. so he would pass me the camera. and i would operate his shooting him, right? while he's driving, yeah. driving. and because he's so handsome, i couldn't stop, you know. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it's hard. >> that was basically -- [ applause ]

>> jimmy: so will you get a cinematography credit on this? >> absolutely not, no. >> jimmy: you will not? >> that was out of pure necessity. and his hand was actually technically on the camera while i was holding it, so it wasn't really operating it. >> jimmy: that's your out there? >> he wore gloves so he technically never touched the camera. >> jimmy: interesting loophole. i did not know that's how you do it. >> in truth, it really never happened. >> this is what it's like working with jake. don't leave me hanging, jake. >> oh, oh, yeah, sorry. [ applause ] admittedly, that does happen a lot with us, and i'm sorry. oftentimes i'm talking with someone else and focusing on them, and he's asking me to do something -- >> don't leave me hanging. >> jimmy: as always, are you going to go with jake to "saturday night live" as jake is hosting on saturday night? [ cheers ] will you be together there? >> let's find out. am i going to be there? >> that's not up to me. you're your own person. [ laughter ] >> i'll be there.

>> jimmy: you will be there. >> i'll be there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm impressed that you're here, because i happened to be at "saturday night live" this weekend, and jake gyllenhaal. oh, jake is on our show tomorrow. he should be here working this out. >> i'll be there tomorrow. and i love your new desk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you. you want it? you know, this would be a great wrap gift for michael bay. [ laughter ] >> we walked through his house and see this and bumblebee? are you going to keep it forever? >> jimmy: no, i am going to burn it probably after this show. [ laughter ] somebody suggested that we auction it off for charity, but i don't think anybody would want it with this name on it, you know? [ laughter ] who would want the words "matt" and "damon" on there? >> is it a little weird if he came on the show? >> jimmy: oh, he'll never be on the show. [ laughter ] >> good, right, i knew that. >> jimmy: he will never be on the show. >> where is the camera? >> jimmy: jake is holding it, yeah. [ laughter ] >> matt damon, you will never be on the show. >> jimmy: he knows. but thank you for

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>> jimmy: hi there. music from alt-j is on the way. our next guest is yet another star of michael bay's "ambulance." she is from mexico and we are very grateful to them. please welcome eiza gonzalez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> oh my god, the last time you were here, you were so far away from me. >> jimmy: i know. i'm getting closer. >> yay! >> jimmy: eventually, we'll be so close, you'll call the police. >> can't wait. >> jimmy: some of your fans have joined the audience to watch you tonight. [ applause ] >> weirdly enough, they've been following me around the world lately. it's so strange. >> jimmy: where have you guys gone? where have you been around the world? >> oh my god, we were everywhere. we were just in paris, london. they went to spain. i missed spain, it was sad. berlin. we're excited to be in america. >> jimmy: they say america is one of the top countries. >> is it? >> jimmy: were you comfortable with yahya driving the ambulance? >> no. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry, yahya. he is lovely, though. >> jimmy: you play -- you're really the paramedic in this movie. these guys are bank robbers, basically. so when you are a paramedic, do you do that thing where you go and learn to be a paramedic? >> oh, absolutely. >> jimmy: you do?

so you went, you learned. you performed -- what surgery do you do in -- >> i do a spleen surgery. do you know what a spleen is? >> jimmy: is a spleen a real thing? >> it is a real thing. [ laughter ] yes. the insides of your body are real things. >> jimmy: how big is the spleen? >> well you see it in the movie. it's kind of the size of your hand. it's very important for your body because it basically fights germs from your bloodstreams. >> jimmy: i thought it was an optional body item, like the -- you can live without it, right? >> eh, germs in your bloodstream sound pretty terrible. i think you would need something to fight it. but you can. you can totally. >> jimmy: you're pro-spleen? >> i'm pro-spleen. very pro-spleen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could not really remove a spleen, could you? >> you can live without a spleen. >> jimmy: no, i didn't mean one, i meant you. >> oh, me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, you want to try? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to dig around in there and see if i survive?

>> funny enough that you say that. we worked with incredible paramedics intimately to get prepared for the role. and i had body pieces all around my house. yeah. >> jimmy: you brought some pictures of that. i actually saw those. show one of them. [ laughter ] so you -- why it is under the bed? >> well, why wouldn't it be under the bed? it's so good when people come in and see it. >> jimmy: i see. that's why. >> it's my favorite when it's in the bathroom. the bathtub one is my favorite. that's my dog, sort of confused. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the dog's thinking, geez, i wonder if i could eat this, if it would be okay. >> he has gotten used to body pieces in my house. >> jimmy: what do you do with that arm? >> i rehearse how to do an iv. it was important. in the movie we talk about cam being the best paramedic in town. so that's kind of -- the bar is really up there. you want to look like you know what you're doing. >> jimmy: you want to be the best, the top person. >> even though i obviously didn't. >> jimmy: well, who does, really, if you think about it.

so you practice on this. the dog is check out the arms. did you scare anybody with the average or the parts? >> yeah. well, my -- it's -- i feel really bad, but carolina. carolina is this lovely woman who works in my house. she has been working with me for a very, very long time. >> jimmy: okay. >> and carolina, not only is she finding body pieces around the house and being terrified by it, i like to keep something about my wardrobe all the time, every movie i do. and i kept my paramedic suit. but i want to keep it covered in blood. and i remember -- first of all, carolina doesn't know what i do for a living. >> jimmy: really? >> she has no idea. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> has no idea. she really does not. one day i came back home and -- by the way, i already had a bloody shirt from "i care a lot" with an easy rider shirt which had already happened before. i came back from work. and she was in my dressing room,

and she -- "senorita eiza?" "yes?" "what do i do with this?" she pulls out a full have covered outfit. her face was transparent. "la lavo?" and i was like, "no don't wash it, leave it there. put it in the drawer, never take it out." she's like, "okay." and so she packed it in. so this poor woman is terrorize ed because she thinks probably i'm a mass murderer because she found tons of pieces of clothing with blood in my house. >> jimmy: you never had a conversation with her? like, don't worry about this? >> no, because it's become a running joke now. [ laughter and applause ] it's so good. it's so good. >> jimmy: that's a very weird joke. has michael bay butt dialed you? >> oh, well, funny that you asked. he has. by the way -- >> jimmy: oh, he has? how tight are his pants? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. good question. we should ask him.

well, he does butt dial a lot. and then i hadn't seen the movie, and i have a missed call from michael bay. and i look at my phone, and it's a three-minute voice note. i'm terrified. i'm convinced it's just like, i'm going to fire you and cut you out. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, because i didn't know why three minutes of a voice note? so i start playing it. and it starts, you just hear like noise in the background. and i'm confused about what it is. and then i hear, "hey, baby." and i'm like, oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i have like an inappropriate voice note on my phone. and i was like -- [ laughter ] i just kept hearing it. it goes "hey, baby, hey, baby, oh do you want to go on a walky?" [ laughter ] "you want a poopie? do you want to go poopie, baby?

do you want to walkie with you?" >> jimmy: oh my god, oh my god, i hope he has a dog. [ laughter ] >> no. he was talking to me actually. i don't know if you have seen his dog. it's actually funny that he talks to his dog that way because it's a massive, massive dog who's actually in the movie and drools everywhere. >> jimmy: i love the idea that you guys are all getting these long accidental voicemails from michael, and you're listening through the whole thing. [ laughter ] >> i mean, it's amazing. it's so good to hear like a vulnerable michael bay, because he's just -- you know what i mean? he is so terrifying. "do you want a walkie, baby?" [ laughter ] never erasing this from my phone. >> jimmy: i don't blame you for one second. the movie is called "ambulance." it opens in theaters friday. thank you for being here. eiza gonzalez. we'll be back with alt-j.

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