that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc7 news.com. >> all right. we want to thank you so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz. >> we appreciate you spending some time with us. i'm julian glover. right now on jimmy kimmel. chris pratt and vin diesel. have a good night. previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> oh my god! are you all right? bro, are you good? >> yeah, i'm good. >> are you all right? from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!." tonight, chris pratt, plus music from lucas and micah nelson with

cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. this is our after draft party. you know, the first round of -- you follow football, the first round in the nfl draft aired tonight here on abc. a special welcome to those who are watching. to keep you interested in our show, every 20 minutes, i'm going to announce a name and a college, and then i'll hand someone a hat. it will be fun. the draft is funny. we get our first look at the young men we'll be cursing at every sunday. the first ever nfl draft was held in philadelphia. you know what year? 1936.

scrappy young halfback named joe by biden went in the fifth round to the scranton malarkeys. and now he is in the white house. and the white house today -- well, everywhere, i guess. it was take your kid to work day. the president was on hand for a celebration, escorted by a tiny secret service detail. these are children of white house employees and members of the press. they were there. you know, trump actually was a big proponent of take your kids to work day. so much so, he put jared in charge of peace in the middle east. but grandpa joe, as you know, has a different approach. he spent some time with the kids. he's very nice. and he even let them do a little q&a. >> what do i say? >> whatever you want the say. want to make a speech? >> yes. >> what's your name? >> yuri. >> did you have a question? >> yeah! >> want to tell what it is? >> where is hunter? where the [ bleep ] is hunter? >> can't answer that one. >>. >> jimmy: it sounds like that child has been watching newsmax

or something. last night the bidens hosted a state din for the president of south korea, who not only was he the guest of honor, he was the musical entertainment too. ♪ a long, long time ago ♪ [ cheering ] ♪ i can still remember music used to make me smile ♪ [ cheering ] ♪ now my chains that i connect those people and maybe they'd be happy for a while ♪ [ cheering ] >> jimmy: hold on. there are only eight minutes left to go. ♪ something touched me deep inside the music died ♪ [ cheering ] >> jimmy: not bad. i drove my kia to the levee doesn't quite have the same ring, but i like that.

i think every world leader should be required to sing. sadly, we'll probably never get to find out what tucker carlson had to say about that. there are a lot of new details about what may have led to fox news suddenly parting ways with tuck. according to "the new york times," the day before the dominion defamation trial was supposed to start, the fox board of directors learned about more covert tucker carlson texts that were peppered with highly offensive and crude remarks directed at executives. these texts were said to be so offensive, fox didn't know whether to fire carlson or to give him another hour on prime-time. it's easy to forget how much tucker carlson has accomplished over his career. he has been fired by fox, cnn, msnbc and pbs. that's like the egot of cable news. that's called the egot fired is what it is. you know he got fired by pbs? he called big bird a gay chicken, and they had to let him go. but ponce a scrawny phil emerged

from his hole last night with a video message addressing his fans. >> good evening. it's tucker carlson. one of the first things you realize when you step outside the noise for a few days is how many genuinely nice people there are in this country, kind and decent people, people who really care about whose true, and a bunch of hilarious people also. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. glad you've been enjoying the stuff we did about you. please, go on. >> the other thing you notice is when you take a little time off is how unbelievably stupid the debates you see on television are. they're completely irrelevant. they mean nothing. >> jimmy: i agree. wait until you hear about this guy named tucker carlson. you are going to hate him. >> the undeniably big topics, the ones that will define our future get virtually no discussion at all -- war, civil liberties, emerging science, demographic change, corporate power, natural resources. >> jimmy: right, right. the big topics. the important suggests, like these. >> well, it turns out

leprechauns exist not just on cereal boxes there a r a lot of people that believe they have seen a leprechaun. now a more serious threat. zombie raccoons. >> honestly, how much more emotional support does a snake provide? >> how many korans were burned last year in the united states, but they don't keep track of christmas trees. it's a mask with a hole in the middle for your mouth. we call them less poetically, man boobs. >> jimmy: and you have the best set in the business, tucker, you really do. "man boobs" should be the name of his next show. this next video looks like he made it while waiting for a table at the cracker barrel. >> not many places left, but there are some, and that's enough. as long as you can hear the words, there is hope. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. even his hair was a lie. the big surprise in washington today was former vice president mike pence testified in front of the special counsel grand jury about his conversations with trump surrounding january 6th.

trump tried to fight this. so did pence. trump argued that their conversations were protected by executive privilege. pence argued they were protected by white privilege. but the court said no to both of those things. and so pence was forced to talk. i'm sure that was humiliating, having to tell the jury about all the times you were threatened with a bought of ketchup by your boss. but pence testified. he was in there for seven hours, which is definitely the longest anyone has ever been able to listen to mike pence. and that's just the insurrection hearing. trump is also on trial for rape right now, and even worse, he had to sit down for an interview with don jr. today. >> first of all, i can't believe i'm being interviewed by my son. i've had barbara and now it's my son. i think it's great. congratulations because your show or podcast, whatever you nowadays call these things is doing terribly well. >> jimmy: remember how he didn't

want to name him don jr. because what if he grows up to be a loser? mission accomplished i guess. trump made a campaign stop in manchester, new hampshire, where we slowed him down the half speed for another edition of drunk donald trump. >> should i do it? ah, i'm going to do it! ♪ >> jimmy: don't worry. they say he is going to be okay. not all news is bad. the number of americans who smoke cigarettes is at an all-time low. according to ah in study, only one in nine adults are smokers.

apparently the only americans still smoking are beth on yellow stone and my aunt chippie. it's not that they're smoking less, they just smoking so much pot, it's hard to make room for cigarettes. you just don't have the space in your mouth. right, guillermo? where's guillermo? >> guillermo: from hollywood, it's your favorite show. it is the best show. it is the guillermo show. [ applause ] >> guillermo: and now here's your host, guillermo! [ cheering ] hola! hola! hola! >> hola, hola, hola. >> guillermo: welcome to my show, "the guillermo show." are you ready to lol? do you hear joe biden announce he is running for president again? what an old guy.

[ laughter ] do you hear about melania? >> no. >> guillermo: me neither. nobody hear about her in weeks. do you hear americans are smoking less? the only people still smoking in america are beth on "yellowstone" and aunt chippie. >> jimmy: hold on a second. guillermo, i did that joke like a minute ago. are you stealing my jokes? >> guillermo: yeah, but according to nosotros weekly, i told it better! [ applause ] ♪ >> guillermo: before we get started, i want to say thank you to my sponsor. >> the guillermo show is brought to you by zippers. zip it up. >> guillermo: say hello to my band. hello, band. ♪ do you know what time it is? >> what time is it? >> guillermo: it is time for my first guest.

he's fast. he is furious, and he is in fuego. please welcome mr. vin diesel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> guillermo: mr. vin diesel, you've been in so many movies. >> jimmy: hang on a second. hold on a minute. did you book vin diesel on your show? >> guillermo: are you vin diesel? >> yeah, i think so. >> guillermo: then yes, i booked vin diesel. >> jimmy: okay. well this is my show. i would have liked to have booked vin diesel in here. >> guillermo: i would like a lot of things too. oh, well. thank you for being here, mr. vin diesel. >> oh, it's my pleasure, my pleasure. >> guillermo: what is like to be strong? >> you know who i would ask? my daughter.

pauline? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you got vin diesel and his daughter? >> guillermo: what's it like being stroeng? >> it's like being a diesel. >> guillermo: oh, wow! oh, yeah. mr. vin vin, it is time to play "vin, lose or drawl"! ♪ >> "vin, lose or drawl" is brought to you by buttons, the zipper alternative. ♪ >> guillermo: are you ready to play? >> yes. >> guillermo: okay. so i'm going draw a picture here, okay. >> okay. >> guillermo: if you guess what it is, i win whatever is in vin

diesel's pocket, okay? ready? >> yes, i'm ready. >> guillermo: let's play -- >> "vin, lose or drawl"! cinco, quattro, tres, >> a house. >> guillermo: congratulations! i win! which pocket? yeah. >> you finally won. we finally could buy that house we always wanted. okay. what do you win? >> guillermo: well, listen, okay, all right. listen. >> jimmy: guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir. >> jimmy: you're supposed to have won what's in his pocket. >> okay, i have tickets to tonight's "guardians of the galaxy" premiere! [ cheering ]

>> jimmy: hold on, hold on, you're sending guillermo's audience to "guardians of the galaxy"? >> "guardians of the galaxy" premiere tonight. >> jimmy: what about my audience? >> um. >> guillermo: you've been in so many movies, right? >> yes. >> guillermo: and you have a new movie right now? >> yes. >> guillermo: can you tell us about your movie? >> i can. so "guardians of the galaxy" -- ♪ >> guillermo: what? i'm sorry. that's all the time we have! i want to say thank you to vin diesel, "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3." adi adios, amigo. >> the guillermo show was sponsored by velcro. if you can't work a zipper, try velcro. >> jimmy: i mean, we have a big show tonight. we have music from l micah nelson and we'll be back with chris pratt.

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how are you? good to see you! how are you? how you doing? [ cheering and applause ] what are you doing here? >> guys, i was literally stopping by. i was doing pauline's first show. weed by guillermo. and she said daddy, can you introduce me to jimmy kimmel? >> aww. >> jimmy: you didn't say that, really, did you, pauline? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did. hi, how are you, pauline? you know how much your dad gets to play a tree? a lot. >> yeah, three times. >> jimmy: for sure, three times. >> we're going the premiere of "guardians" by the way. [ cheering ] and so i had some extra tickets. [ cheering ] >> thank you.

i'm sure people will be -- anybody wants them? it's up to you guys. don't steal them all, i mean. >> i have a feeling you'll have them for the whole audience, right? >> yeah, for everybody! [ cheering ] >> good to see you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you, pauline. vin and pauline diesel, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest tonight has spent most of the past decade defending us from enemies foreign, domestic, intergalactic and jurassic on cinco de mayo. the mix tape comes to an end with marvel's "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3." >> i know you're asking why would i trust her? well, that's a good question. the answer is we used to be in love, yeah. she was my girlfriend. only she doesn't remember, because it wasn't her, because her dad threw her off a magic

cliff and died and i lost my temper and nearly destroyed half the universe. and she came back out of the past. everyone else who died stayed dead. not here. everyone else who died stayed dead. i don't know why. some scientists and some dumb ass earth dude who met a girl, fell in love, that girl died and then came back a total dick. >> jimmy: "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3" opens in theaters may 5th. please welcome chris pratt! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> oh, i got it right that time. >> jimmy: well done. how you doing? >> well. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. do you remember -- you have the

big premiere here tonight. you premiered the first movie. you came here, brought the trailer. we saw it for the first time. nine years ago. >> nine years ago. how could i forget. >> jimmy: did that go by fast or slow? >> long days, short years. >> jimmy: did you ever think ooh, maybe i don't want to play star lord? was there ever any concerns? >> no! god, no. i mean, i had been dying to be -- do something like that my whole career. so no, i've been very grateful the whole time. >> jimmy: you wanted to play a superhero? >> mostly i set the barlow enough don't want to go back to serving food to people. >> jimmy: right. >> and then super hero was way above that part. so i was going the take it. >> jimmy: didn't you audition for captain america? >> oh, man, yeah, i did. i auditioned for t i had a rough run. >> jimmy: tell my which ones. >> i auditioned for thor, but not even thor, the sidekick. no callback. >> jimmy: they didn't even call

and say it didn't work out or thinking bigger things? >> usually they give you a little bit of feedback. i remember the casting director was wow, you really made a big choice there. which is code for being like hey, dial back the acting there, guy. i auditioned for all of them. it was like -- it got to the point where i was never going to audition for marvel again. this is stupid. i'm never going to be in marvel. >> jimmy: wow? which other ones? you got to tell me. >> i mean all of them. anything that came out that needed a guy that even remotely looked like me i auditioned for in some way or another. and i would either submit a tape, and then they would say no, we don't need to see him. or i would get there and see them, and they'd go that's the last time we need to see you. and it was not only just marvel things, but there have been a lot of heroic characters of various films. >> jimmy: dc characters? >> not dc characters, but a "star trek" or an "avatar."

anything that was like this guy walks in and he's got the it factor. over and over again, well, i didn't don't have that it factor they're looking for. they don't even want me to come back. >> jimmy: it turned out you do have the it factor. it turned out you're star lord. [ applause ] where do those failed marvel auditions? were those the toughest auditions of your career? >> oh my god, no. i -- i mean, of my career as an actor, maybe. but i had an audition once when i was 18 years in edmonds, washington at a strip club called mr. paddy whacks. being invited into a dressing room, a waiting room with water and stuff like that is pretty nice. >> jimmy: what kind of an audition did you have? >> it was strip club. it was me. >> jimmy: oh, a male strip club. >> yeah, yeah, mr. paddywhacks. yeah, i was like i'm going to go do that. >> jimmy: so you danced for

somebody? >> yeah. a dude. one dude. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a guy named lenny paddywhack out there? >> i don't know. he might have been mr. paddywhack himself. i bet that's not his real last name. >> jimmy: did you get the job? >> i think i probably could have had the job. it was in the middle of the day. and the place was nasty. i put on the song >> jimmy: >> way too slow. "ride it, my pony." and then i walked out. and the guy was like yeah, you should come back and work here. okay, cool. and so i walk out, and there was a car, like a mid-'80s toyota tercel with a guy sleeping in the front seat. and he wakes up, and he is like and he goes in. oh, that's one of the dancers.

he's got a pretty sick car. maybe i ought to come back make a little money, get myself a toyota. but no, i ended up not going back. >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. i never would have guessed that. is this the last movie? or is it the end of the trilogy? >> well, it's certainly the end of the trilogy. and it's the last time these guardians of the galaxy will ever be on screen together. >> jimmy: oh, that's it for sure. >> yeah. we're all playing characters that have been marvel cannon for years. so i imagine the characters aren't going to go anywhere. but this particular group of outcasts, their ten-year adventure. >> jimmy: is over. >> comes to an end in this film. >> jimmy: did you take anything notable? chris hemsworth has hammers in every room of his house. >> right. >> jimmy: he's got them in the bathroom. >> that's a lot of rooms too. he has like 400 rooms in his house. a lot of hammers. >> did you take anything? >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what did you take? >> it got to the point where i

was just like just back up the truck. >> jimmy: it was like a yard sale? >> yeah. they can't fire me at this point. i need the boots, give me the jacket, throw in two of them helmets, grab some rice krispie treats from service. we're cleaning this [ bleep ] out. >> jimmy: you have the whole thing. >> i got it all. >> jimmy: i do want to mention something, because you used a profanity. >> oh, on your show. i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: no, no, it's perfectly fine. >> let me ask you. do you get fined for that? >> jimmy: no, no, it's late at night. sorry. >> they just beep it out? >> jimmy: they come in and take one rice krispie treat off our craft service table. you uttered the first f-word in marvel movie history in this movie [ cheering ] . that's true. congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how did sam jackson not get that honor? >> you're right. >> jimmy: i bet he's furious right now. >> i think everybody's tried, you know.

with the pg-13 movie you typically get two sh-words. and usually you don't george bush maybe one f-word. so everyone is always lobbying, like throwing an an improv to try to get it in there. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah. it's not the first i'd drive to get into the movie. they added together. it was a funny beat so they kept it. >> jimmy: were you super excited when that happened? >> yes, yes. i'm excited about that. >> jimmy: did they huddle and go wow, we're getting into different territory here? >> yeah, apparently, from my understanding the story goes that kevin talked to james gunn and said listen, you don't want to be the guy who is known for having the first f-word in your movie. and james is yes i do! that's exactly, don't you know me? that's exactly what i want. so they kept it in. >> jimmy: maybe james was working as a double agent. we do know he is over at dc now. >> oh my god. you son of a bitch. >> jimmy: we're going to do something that we've never done this before.

i don't think anybody has ever done this before. we have a proto hologram projection box. it's set up outside "guardians of the galaxy mission breakout." this is an attraction, people go on it. when we come back, we're going to beam chris directly into that box. the people are not going to know that it's really you. they're going think it's just the thing. >> they're going toe think it's an ai box. give me a chance to f with them. >> jimmy: exactly. we'll use the f-word again. chris pratt is here with us. "guardians of the galaxy" opens may 5th. we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hello, we're back with chris pratt. we're about to embark upon a prank from the future using proto hologram technology. we're going project a 3-d image of mr. chris pratt from our studio in hollywood all the way down to disney california adventure some 35 miles away. you see those people are coming off the guardians of the galaxy mission breakout attraction. they're about to be shocked by what they believe is an artificial image of star lord here. instead, it will be the actual chris in 3-d form. this costs us somewhere in the neighborhood of $400 million. so i really hope it works. all right, chris is in front of the screen. this is pretty amazing the way this works. let's do it. let's blow some circuits here. let's go to disney's california adventure. that is people coming out of the attraction.

there we go. all right. >> you are exiting guardians of the galaxy mission break out here at disney california adventure, where we have the world's most exciting attractions, such as guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. do you have any questions for me? >> what's your favorite ride? >> do you have any questions for me? >> yes. what is your favorite ride? >> guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. >> that is also my favorite ride. [ laughter ] have you been to california adventure park before? >> no. >> it's my first time. >> it's my second. >> it's your first time, jen? >> yes. wow, you know my name? >> that's amazing. >> wow, that's so cool. >> i am powered by a quantum computing ai technology. i know everything about you, jen. >> oh, do you? what do you know about me?

>> i know that you just left guardians of the galaxy mission breakout. >> that was an easy one. >> that was a given, that was a given. >> i know that you two are best friends. >> oh, okay. >> okay. >> all right. >> it's getting a little psychic. okay. >> oh, i am not psychic. i'm drawing from a wealth of information driven by a quantum computer have. you ever seen "terminator 2"? >> yes, actually i have. >> sky net is real. >> this is so great. >> laugh now. >> oh my goodness. >> this is so great. >> thank you. i hope you don't have nightmares about your future reality. enjoy guardians of the galaxy volume 3 in theaters now. ha ha ha. >> it's on the calendar. >> no, but for real, jen, i know

everything about you. >> oh. >> i'm going the leave now. bye. >> a little weird. >> i'll be watching! >> we'll be watched. you're stuck. i think you're stuck. >>. ♪ every move you make, every breath you take ♪ ♪ every single day i'll be watching you ♪ what is 1994? >> oh, that's the brand that collaborated with disney to make "the lion king" jersey that i am wearing. it's great. it's wonderful. >> do you like ""the lion king""? >> i love -- hold on. look at my backpack. >> and the ears. >> and the ears and then the shirt, and then this. >> i think it's safe to say -- >> but it is no "guardians of the galaxy," am i correct?

>> that's actually true. >> the soundtrack does not compare at all. >> it doesn't compare. actually, >> thank you for playing. next? >> wow. >> she's great. >> for real. go. next? >> okay. >> okay. >> do you want to meet my friend jimmy kimmel? >> absolutely, yes. >> of course. >> we have him as well. >> wow! >> hello, women. >> hello! how are you doing? >> i'm doing well. how you? >> has anybody told you guys look-alike? >> you met chris pratt? >> yes. >> oh, thank you. >> do we look-alike? >> you look somewhat alike. you both have the same ears. >> huh. >> huh. >> okay. >> that's usually not what people compare, but we'll take it. >> we'll take it.

>> is this the weirdest thing that has happened to you today? >> mmm, yeah. >> yeah. >> i think so. [ applause ] >> thank you. and have a nice day. >> thank you. >> we also hope you have a nice day. [ laughter ] >> goodbye. we're looking at your butts! [ laughter ] >> why hello there. i am an advanced artificial intelligence made to look like hollywood celebrity chris pratt. how are you, johnson family? >> good. >> doing well. >> did you enjoy guardians of the galaxy mission breakout? >> it was awesome. >> really fun. >> loved it. got my heart going still. >> did anyone crap their pants? >> no. [ laughter ] >> are you ready to see

"guardians of the galaxy vol. 3" in cinemas opening later? >> yes, absolutely. >> do we have a birthday in the house? >> that's me. yep. >> your name is cole johnson. it is your birthday today. >> uh-huh. >> i am an advanced artificial intelligence made to look like hollywood celebrity chris pratt. tell me what to do and i can comply. >> can you sing happy birthday to cole? >> nope. [ laughter ] >> i can do it with this entire artificial soundtrack of a live studio accompanying me. ha ha ha! [ cheering ] a one, two, three. ♪ happy birthday to you, happy

birthday to you, happy birthday dear cole, happy birthday you ♪ [ cheering ] >> thank you! >> did you know that at home artificial intelligence is always watching. for instance, in the shower. >> scary. >> the spout from which the water pores out has tiny cameras for both audio and visual surveillance. ha ha ha. ♪ happy birthday to you, ♪ >> sky net is real. >> terminator. >> i'm sorry, i didn't catch that. please speak louder. >> terminator. >> that is right, the terminator in 1985, sky net went live and

singularity happened. that has already happened for us. isn't that great for both me and other ais like me? >> yes. >> yes. >> but not so good for you, johnsons. be sure to see "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3" in theaters may 5th. >> absolutely. >> will do. >> uh-huh. >> do you have any questions i can recite answers from the mind of chris pratt. >> what's your favorite color. >> chris pratt is too dumb to answer that question. [ laughter ] do you have a simpler question about food items? >> what's your favorite food. >> ah, i am chris pratt. i like to eat dog poop. what what i'm just kidding guys. it's not really ai. it's me chris. this is my friend jimmy kimmel.

we're doing a bit. i'm not really ai. ai doesn't sweat like this. >> it's not even really your birthday. >> yeah. >> we're on to you, cole. >> by the way, you smell like churros! >> i'll take that as a compliment. >> and well you should, cole. well, happy birthday to you. and thank you, johnsons. give our love to magic, will you? >> okay. >> thank you! >> all right. >> thanks, guys. >> thank you. >> be gone! >> goodbye! have a nice day. >> they still have no idea what's going on. >> yeah. >> well, that was fun, right? we really made some progress. >> i think we did. sky net is real. >> we're talking amongst ourselves now. you guys can go! your car is being towed! [ laughter ] >> bye, guys. >> the father is really freaked out. >> chris pratt, everybody. he is not ai. he is a real guy. "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3" may 5th. thank you, chris. we'll be back with lukas and micah nelson.

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>> jimmy: well, it is music time. here to help celebrate their dad's 90th birthday with his classic "bloody mary morning," sons of willie, lukas and micah nelson! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ well it's a bloody mary morning baby left me without warning ♪ ♪ sometime in the night so i'm flyin' down to houston ♪ ♪ forgetting her's the nature of my flight

as we taxi toward the runway with the smog and haze ♪ ♪ reminding me of how i feel just a country boy who's learnin' ♪ ♪ that the pitfalls of the city are extremely real ♪ ♪ all the night life and the parties and temptation and deceit the order of the day ♪ ♪ well it's a bloody mary mornin' 'cause i'm leavin' baby somewhere in l.a. ♪ ♪ well it's a bloody mary morning baby left me without warning ♪ ♪ sometime in the night so i'm flyin' down to houston ♪ ♪ forgetting her's the nature of my flight ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ now our golden jet is airborne ♪ ♪ and flight fifty cuts a path

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this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, morocco tragedy. a devastating earthquake. towns and villages destroyed. >> this is my son. >> he was 7 years old? >> yes. >> byron: the heartbreaking loss as the death toll nears 3,000. >> my mother and my father and my brother and my son. >> byron: our team on the ground

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