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>> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you very much. thank you, fellows. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal. went straight up in the air. and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth as tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets of london to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed by. is it weird to say i would like to own a car like that? really, you could fill it with kids and fish. the line to see the queen's coffin stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in america when popeye's comes out with a new chicken sandwich. [ laughter ] it was quite a sendoff. it was a big day for the royal

bagpiper, who doesn't get much work. he surprised everyone with his take on the number one song from the week of october 4th, 1980. ♪ [ playing "another one bites the dust" ] >> jimmy: well, the queen loved queen, you can imagine. [ laughter ] she specifically said "when i bite the dust, play it!" at my funeral. [ laughter ] 2,000 dignitaries from all over the world were invited to the state funeral. which is a lot of dignitaries. i didn't even know the world had that much dignity left in it. [ laughter ] among the leaders who paid their respects were president joe and dr. jill biden. as you can see, their seats were almost as good as this random teenager who stopped by on his way to gamestop or something. [ laughter and applause ] how did that happen? our former president donald

trump had something to say about the bidens' seats. he wrote, "this is what's happened to america in just two short years. no respect! however, a good time for our president to get to know the leaders of certain third world countries. if i were president, they wouldn't have sat me back there and our country would be much different than it is right now!" [ laughter ] hey, i'm just glad he's finally admitting he isn't president. you know? [ cheering ] can you imagine him at the queen's funeral complaining about his seats? [ laughter ] i think we can, really. before he left for london, the actual president, biden, sat for an interview with "60 minutes," during which he said a number of interesting things. he said "the pandemic is over." which is weirdly not reassuring at all. it's like saying "freddy krueger is dead and never coming back!" [ laughter ] he told scott pelley he has not decided whether or not he will run again in 2024. which surprised many. and he also weighed in on those who say he's too old to be

president. >> you are more aware of this than anyone. some people ask whether you are fit for the job. and when you hear that, i wonder what you think. [ snoring ] >> jimmy: the same thing happens to me when i watch "60 minutes." [ laughter ] it's hard. on the subject of those documents trump relocated to his house, biden said he couldn't understand "how anyone could be that irresponsible." apparently, he's unaware that trump looked directly into a solar eclipse. [ laughter ] trump has been mashing his little fists together even more than usual lately. he had not been back to florida since the fbi showed up to repo the documents he decided were his. he wrote, "i'll soon be heading to the scene of the unwarranted, unjust, and illegal raid and break-in of my home in florida, mar-a-lago." unwarranted? the fbi literally had a warrant! [ laughter ] and let's clear another thing up.

what happened at mar-a-lago was not a "raid" or a "break-in." they asked him to return the documents, and they only showed up to take them when he didn't. they told him they were coming. that's not a "raid" or a "break-in." a "break-in" is what trump used to do in the miss universe dressing room. okay? [ moans and applause ] and you're not gonna believe this, but when maga p.i. got back to mar-a-lago, he did not like what he saw. he wrote, "arrived in florida last night after what they have done, the place will never be the same. it was 'ransacked,' and in far different condition than the way i left it. many agents, and they didn't even take off their shoes in my bedroom. nice!!!" [ laughter ] out of all the terrible qualities donald trump has, who would have guessed he's also one of those people who makes you take your shoes off in his house? [ laughter ] what a karen. all he does is complain. it's george waaaah-shington. [ laughter ] and by the way, if you've never seen it, everything at mar-a-lago is just beautiful. the carpets, everything. so classy.

it's like if joe exotic won the megabucks lottery. [ laughter ] [ applause ] shoeless don headlined a rally in youngstown, ohio on saturday, and who did they find in the crowd? why, none other than mr. my pillow, mike lindell. who seems to be getting madder with each passing day about the fact that the fbi pulled him over and seized his jitterbug phone. >> on tuesday, we are filing lawsuits against the united states government, the fbi, and it's going to be massive. they've violated my first amendment right, fourth amendment right, fifth amendment right, sixth amendment right. and also there is going to be some big surprises that day where it's going to set a precedence, okay? to boldly go where nobody has gone before in lawsuits. >> jimmy: that's right. tomorrow, mike lindell will be suing the constitution of the united states. [ laughter ] i can't wait to see what these surprises are. "from now on, we're puttin' squirrels in all our pillows!" mike was not invited to speak on the main stage.

they stuck him on the parking lot stage. but this was some rally even without him. the venue was only about two-thirds full. but those who did show up, all these people are reacting to what sounds like a qanon song. trump's people played at the rally. they're holding a single finger up. the finger means "one," which is their average iq, i think. [ laughter ] it's also part of the lyrics to a q-anut theme song. and 1 is part of the song. it would seem that trump has now fully embraced the lunacy because they're the only ones who still believe there's a conspiracy against him. things are getting very crazy out there. trump did 90 minutes of new material, which included a shout-out to one of his biggest, and i mean that literally, fans. >> gino defabio. gino, look at him. look how skinny he is. he lost 150 pounds. what's going on? how did you do it, gino? how did you do it? we'll have to tell oz about you. he'll give me a hint. well, you never looked better. you're a handsome man. i wouldn't say he's exactly

small, but that's a lot of weight. >> jimmy: is that a compliment? "you don't look too good, gino, but you've never looked better." trump seems to be very unaware of his own girth. right? [ laughter ] over the weekend, he posted this photo. i swear to god this is real. he posted what seems to be a shot of the former governor of new jersey. "chris christie at a roy roger at 11:00 p.m. in the evening trying to console himself." he's a terrible person, but sometimes he is funny. you have to admit. in little italy right now in new york, they're in the middle of the feast of san gennaro, which is a huge italian foodfest. it happens every year. and it's highlighted by a very competitive annual cannoli eating contest. >> go, go, go, go, go! >> returning to the competition this year was matt who gobbled up 23 cannoli during last year's face-off, winning the title. when it was over, he was victorious once again, this time

only taking down 18 cannoli. >> i'll be fine. i got dinner reservations tonight at 8:00. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i hope matt saved room for dessert. we are going to be in new york next week. we're headed to brooklyn for the first time in three years for a week of shows. from the brooklyn academy of music. guillermo is already en route aboard his bus, the guillermobile. [ cheers and applause ] he will be making stops in -- first we sent him to philadelphia. then he is going to dallas tomorrow, chicago, and boston. it's a circuitous route, but he is in the parking lot at lincoln financial field in philly, which is the site of tonight's monday night football game. the eagles take on the vikings. there's guillermo. hi, guillermo. how's it going? what did you do last night? what have you been doing in philly? >> guillermo: jimmy, last night i went to eat italian food. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> guillermo: i went to my

friend's restaurant. >> jimmy: fantastic. was it good? >> guillermo: it was fantastic, jimmy. i think i gained ten pounds. >> jimmy: introduce us to some of your friends there, guillermo. >> right here. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> sean young. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i've seen you on tv. >> what's going on? >> jimmy: you're looking good. do you do your own makeup, or do you have somebody that does it for you? >> i do that professionally for myself. 25 seasons, baby. representing the fan base! the greatest city and the greatest fan base! >> jimmy: nice. who is next to sean, guillermo? this tattooed gentleman. >> eagles! >> jimmy: you don't have to do makeup. you got it on permanently, huh? >> no makeup for me. all my makeup is right here. >> jimmy: i can't believe it. >> i actually did all this stuff myself too. >> jimmy: wow, you got gritty on your thing. oh, look at this. oh, wow, we got swoop and

gritty. the party is coming to life. you're an eagles fan. are you also an eagles fan? i think that's a yes, yes. hey, guys, everybody, i want you to know that even though he is wearing an eagles sport jacket, guillermo is a die-hard dallas cowboys fan. >> not today! go eagles, yes! >> jimmy: all right. thanks, everybody. you're having too much fun for me to hear you. we'll see you in dallas tomorrow with your favorite team. >> guillermo: i see you tomorrow! >> jimmy: all right. this seems like a good time to segue back to the queen. [ laughter ] the funeral is all over the news today. i wonder how much attention americans are paying to this.

we went out on hollywood boulevard, we asked pedestrians, people walking by, if they watched the queen's funeral and asked about things we totally made up in tonight's royal edition of "lie witness news." >> have you watched at all the funeral of the queen? >> yeah, i've seen a bunch of stuff on the news about her going back in the casket and the funeral and everything. >> when meghan and kate got in the physical argument, what was your reaction? >> i kind of expected it. they haven't been speaking for a very long time. they don't really get along. >> the fact that the argument got physical and they ended up pulling each other's hair, what was your reaction? >> i thought it was a little unprofessional. they're supposed to be the leaders of everything they stand for in the uk. and they're sitting there pulling each other's hair. i thought it was bad on women, bad on the uk, the whole royal family. it didn't need to get physical like that, and it got very physical quickly.

it was not good. people should not have to see that on live television. >> what were you thinking when you saw the fight break out? describe it. >> my immediate reaction was, this is a bit. it's not real. and then it was real. and it kept going and going and the headlock happened. and i was like, okay. so they have their problems just like america does. that's fun. >> what was your reaction to the photo of harry and meghan high-fiving over the coffin? >> it's kind of wrong that picture is out there. because it looks so long. but i'm hoping it was blown out of proportion and it didn't mean anything. >> where did you see the photo? >> on social media. >> what was year reaction to finding out the queen's beloved corgis are sealed in a tomb with her? >> definitely upset. that shouldn't have happened. >> were you heartbroken for the dogs, the fact that they are going to die in the tomb? >> yes, definitely upset. definitely heartbroken. it's a shame that the corgis

have to go out like that. >> and the stat that 400 people have died in line waiting to see the queen? >> oh, yeah, i did see about that. >> where did you see it? >> it was on twitter. i just got a notification about it. wow. >> it just popped up on your phone? >> yeah. >> and what did it say? >> deaths while waiting to see the queen for 14 hours or something like that, yeah. >> and where do you see it? >> we were in line at disneyland for space mountain. >> did it ruin space mountain for you? >> no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the important thing is it didn't ruin space mountain. our best to our friends in the uk. we have a good show. from "house of the dragon," olivia cooke is with us. we have music from blackpink, and johnny knoxville when we come back.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, from "house of the dragon" on hbo, olivia cooke is with us. [ applause ] later, their world tour starts in seoul, korea, with "born pink," blackpink from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by kathy griffin, chad kroeger and jt parr will be here to spread the stoke and we'll have music from madison cunningham. so please join us for that. our first guest has testicles of steel. literally, the doctors had to replace the real ones with metal because he broke them.

he is an unkillable man with a relatively safe new comedy series called "reboot" with keegan-michael key and paul reiser. >> i used to be pretty bummed out that when the show ended, i never heard from any of you guys again. you played my parents and you were just gone. but now that i'm an adult, i just want you to know that i get it. ox okay, you weren't my real dad. you were just playing my dad. >> right. >> so i shouldn't have been disappointed that i never heard from you after the show ended. not even on my birthday. >> well, i'm really not into birthdays or kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "reboot" premieres tomorrow on hulu. please welcome johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you doing?

>> jimmy: well, first, i want to thank you for jetting all the way back from queen elizabeth's funeral to be here with us tonight. >> god save the queen. >> jimmy: i know she meant a lot to you. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: this new show of yours is very, very funny. >> thank you. i'm really happy with it. it's -- to be part of a quality project. it's a surprise to me. >> jimmy: well, you've been part of a lot of quality projects. sometimes they're dangerous. i mean, this is one that is -- let's just say this, you don't come home with a colostomy bag, yeah? >> i came home with a -- i broke something once, and i had to have a pee bag for like six to eight weeks. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but not on this gig. >> jimmy: not on this show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's nice. are you getting along with everybody? because i know your co-stars, i mentioned a couple, paul reiser. >> i get along with everybody except judy greer. >> jimmy: judy greer you don't get along with? why is that? >> she says things to hurt my feelings. >> jimmy: really? >> simple things.

i come in to park in the morning, and she parks right next to me. so sometimes she'll park sideways just to take up both of our spots. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you think she is doing that on purpose, or is she just a bad driver? >> no, she does it on purpose. >> jimmy: on purpose? >> to hurt my feelings. >> jimmy: by the way, she dogsat her friend's dog the other day while we were doing "press." she lost the dog. the dog's name was joan. she found it. but don't leave your dog with judy greer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does judy's friend know she lost her dog? >> she does now! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you want to mention you're going to be on "celebrity family feud" with some of your family members from "jackass" coming up here. >> it was such a coincidence. i just had on the same exact suit as steve harvey that day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a coincidence that is. how embarrassing. >> it really threw him. >> jimmy: oh, steve didn't know? >> he didn't know.

and it was all downhill from there for steve the rest of the show, because the wheels fell completely off. but it went from a 30-minute show to they're like, i think we can get an hour out of this. >> jimmy: i notice you brought your kids here, rocko and arlo. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] rocko and arlo, great kids. i know you know this. arlo is my daughter jane's buddy at school. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she is the older kid and jane's the little kid. >> it's very sweet. >> jimmy: it's very sweet. and rocko, your son is becoming quite an accomplished baseball player. >> yeah. i had a pretty good arm. he's got a great arm. we just got back from a tournament in cooperstown, new york. >> jimmy: we have some video of that, i believe. >> he pitched nine innings over two games and struck out 18 people. >> jimmy: unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] wow. i'm sure all those other kids who struck out are going to be super happy to see that on tv.

[ laughter ] >> they're on "kimmel" tonight! >> jimmy: you played little league, high school? >> i played from 6 until i was 18. it was either go to college and play or come out the l.a. and try something. >> jimmy: that's you. >> yes. >> jimmy: what happened to all that muscle? where did that go? >> it dropped into my belly. >> jimmy: what position did you play? >> i play -- i pitched and played first base. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i loved it. >> jimmy: did you want to be a professional, go pro? >> i knew i couldn't be a professional. i could have played college, but that's about where i would have petered out. >> jimmy: and then you decided you know what? maybe this is not going the thing for me. maybe i'll start driving nails through my penis, et cetera. [ laughter ] >> earplugs, arlo. >> jimmy: did you listen to your coach? like were you a -- >> oh, i had some great coaches growing up. some great travel ball clubs. >> jimmy: do you remember any of your coaches? >> oh, yeah, coach atkins, my high school coach, he was

literally one of the best coaches in the southeast, but man, he was tough. i remember i smarted off my first year, my freshman year in practice, and he's like -- he just straight up threatened to whip my ass. >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> i tried to get out of that. but he was an amazing coach. eventually he was retiring about ten years ago, and jeff ross helped me -- well, jeff ross wrote a bunch of -- >> jimmy: the roast. >> his roast, yes. none of which i can repeat on the show tonight. >> jimmy: you roasted your ex-coach? >> yeah. and jeff ross gave me some doozies. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i sent them to hawaii as a gift for retiring. >> jimmy: oh, you did, really? wow, that's nice. >> yeah. he's great. when he's not threatening me, he is wonderful. >> jimmy: yeah. little did he imagine that that kid whose ass he threatened to whip on the field would send him to hawaii one day. [ applause ] and even be wearing a hawaiian shirt. all right.

so here's the question. how old are you, rocko? how old are you now? >> i'm 12. >> jimmy: 12 years old. okay. do you think rocko could strike you out? >> oh, he can pitch, but he's 12. i don't think he can strike me out. >> jimmy: have you told him you can't throw a curveball until you're a certain age? >> yes. he is about to turn 13 so i let him start messing around with a curveball. >> jimmy: and rocko, do you realize how wildly hypocritical that is coming from this man? [ laughter ] who has to wear a cup during his movie shoots? >> i'm wearing a cup right now. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so if we were to go out in the back alley, and let's say i had like a catcher's mitt, a bat, and a baseball, do you think your son could strike you out? >> oh, now i'm not so confident. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, maybe we should try it out. maybe we should take a break. are you up for this? [ cheering ]

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>> jimmy: we're back with johnny knoxville. johnny, we've spared no expense to create this baseball type situation in our alley here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, for those of you who are just joining us, johnny's son rocko is a 12-year-old pitcher. he's got quite an arm.

it's interesting to see a time where you go oh, i realize my kid can eventually beat me up. but also strike me out. we want to see if rocko can strike his dad out. you ready to do this? >> we may be at that day. >> jimmy: what are you going to do here? you have a decision to make. either you can really go for it and honor your son, or you can kind of intentionally strike out to make him look good. i think the long run makes him look bad. >> i think i need to go for it. >> jimmy: i think you should go for it. >> but i want to say before i start this, the "son" is in my eyes. >> jimmy: your son? there are two suns in your eyes right now. how are you feeling, rocko? you ready to do this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have not squatted in quite some time. i'll be the catcher. lou is going to be umpire here. i am not wearing a cup. >> arlo, who are you rooting for? >> rocko. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: arlo is here rooting for her brother. let's see what we got.

whoa, all right, all right. >> wow! my god! >> jimmy: no, come on, lou. let's keep it honest here. >> okay. all right. that's a strike. >> jimmy: that's a strike. that's a strike. >> i lost that one, rocko. we got to get a new one. 1-1 is the count. >> okay, here we go. bring that. right here. whoa! [ laughter ] >> oh, man! geez. >> jimmy: it's 1-2. >> whoa! >> jimmy: it is hard to see. i will tell you that. >> 2-2. >> jimmy: it's 2-2. >> 2-2? >> you moved for no reason. >> jimmy: trash talk. boy this reminds me of -- >> where do you want him to put it? >> your ribs.

>> in my ribs? that is not nice, arlo. >> jimmy: this reminds me of luke and darth vader. whoa! >> all right. that was a little high, a little high. >> he throws really hard. >> jimmy: it's full count now. sorry about that. here we go. >> full count, rocko. >> full count? >> yeah, yeah. this one i'm going put on highland. wait, highland is that way. i'm going put it on la brea. >> jimmy: yeah, go for la brea. here we go. >> oh, yeah! >> jimmy: oh my goodness. >> that was legit. that was legit. >> jimmy: no kidding around. come over here, rocko. come soak it up. soak up some of the glory here. and arlo, you too. wow. so this has got to be -- you've got to have mixed feelings about this. certainly pride. but also humiliation. >> that was legit. >> jimmy: very nice. nice, the "k" family. johnny knoxville, arlo and rocko.

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from blackpink. on sunday our next guest joins us from "house of the dragon" premiering sunday night on hbo and hbo max. >> my king the father wouldn't hesitate. >> you can't say, my queen, your father would be impartial in this matter. >> no, but he would be impartial to me.

in all of king's landing, is there no one to take my side? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "house of the dragon" premieres sunday night on hbo and hbo max. please welcome olivia cooke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ as you walked out, i thought maybe she curtsy or something. you are the new queen. >> and i'm really upset that you didn't. you all should have done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, after squatting down in the catcher's position, i don't think i could curtsy right now. >> i was going to be striked out. i don't know what that means. >> jimmy: oh you don't know? have you ever been to a baseball game? >> once went to a pirates game in pittsburgh. >> jimmy: really? were you shooting there? >> we were shooting in pittsburgh, yeah. it was very fun.

>> jimmy: do you remember who they played? >> i just remember the hot dogs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, the pirates versus the hot dogs. once again, the hot dogs won. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. and congratulations on becoming a part of this show after -- "game of thrones" was such a hugely popular show. you don't know how the follow-up is going to be. and it turns out the follow-up is also hugely popular. >> i know. thank god. hit and miss. >> jimmy: i've been devouring it myself. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: it must be strange to be part of, a very significant part of a show that is such a big hit that you haven't been on yet. >> no, yeah. it's been lovely for me, it's like a soft, lovely opening. >> jimmy: you can ease into it. >> i can ease into it. i wish the girl emily who is an amazing actor, that she was a bit more rubbish at her job. [ laughter ] then i could go in, "don't worry, guys, i've got this." but everyone is going to be

devastated. >> jimmy: she is really good. >> she is really good. >> jimmy: did she know she was going to be replaced? what happens for those who don't know, the show as of next week skips ahead ten years into the future. >> it does, yeah. >> jimmy: which is also in the past, though it's not really the past as my wife reminds me every week. [ laughter ] >> sure, sure, sure. she did know she was going to be replaced. >> jimmy: she did. >> imagine that conversation if she didn't know. >> jimmy: that would be bad. a quick hook is what that is. so you are -- i want to show a photograph because there is a real resemblance between the two of you. >> if only i looked like that. >> jimmy: emily and you olivia. yeah, you guys do. and do you work on like the mannerisms together? does she get to decide because she went first? how does that go? >> well, i was cast first. i guess like that came down to me. i was like, i don't have any leg to stand on telling you how to do the role. also, like, imagine you're 18.

it feels so different. you go and do your own thing i'll try and be as good. >> jimmy: you're not the only one who is joining. also milly alcock. >> yes. >> jimmy: who has played rhaenyra. being replaced by john mulaney. [ laughter ] [ applause ] there is a strong resemblance between the two of them. i can't wait to see how john handles this. he is known to be a comedian. but to take on a role like this. >> he was method as well. he stayed in the accent the whole time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah, real brilliant. >> jimmy: he definitely is brilliant. what was it like on your first day walking on to this set with all this stuff? were you a "game of thrones" fan in the first place? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. >> i am. i am now. >> jimmy: did you tell them that? >> no, no, no, no!

i pretended. >> jimmy: did they ask? >> yeah. that was a prerequisite. yeah, you have to be massive fan. >> jimmy: and you lied? >> i lied. i also couldn't ride a horse. >> jimmy: okay. >> i watched it after i got the job. because i didn't want to get too invested, yeah, and i loved it. obviously i love it. it's amazing. i promise, i do love it. >> jimmy: and so the first day on set, you're there and there is all the stuff, people, and the outfits and all that. >> it was amazing. and i was really bad. really bad. i never do that. >> jimmy: the night before your first day you were hung over? >> yeah. i never do that. but there was this comedian in england who i love. maybe you know him. alan carr. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> and he has a podcast. he invited me to be on the podcast. i was very excited. my call the next day wasn't until 11:00. i brought a bottle of wine as a gesture. and the podcast finished. we're chatting, chatting. he's telling me loads of gossip. [ laughter ] and more wine, more wine, more wine.

i don't remember getting home. i remember -- i tipped my head down to put my hair in a pony, fell over. and then i woke up the next day and i had a chip in my teeth. >> jimmy: a chip in your tooth? >> a very slight chip, but the tongue magnifies it. you're like, what hey of done? no one knew on set, until now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they fix your tooth? >> well, i got it fixed. and then i bit into a baguette a week ago and i've got it back again. >> jimmy: and this is alan carr's fault? >> this is alan carr's fault. >> jimmy: although you did bring the wine. >> as a gesture. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: supplemented after that bottle was empty i'm guessing is what happened? >> i just wanted him to like me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you tell us anything that happens like next week or the ending of the show or anything like that? >> yeah, let me just get fired by hbo.

i can say that the simmering tensions between rhaenyra and alison have atrophied over the 10-year time jump, and you can cut the tension with a knife. >> jimmy: i felt you were very patient with her at the beginning of the show. and then throughout until the very last episode. and last night, actually, then things really changed. >> and she turned -- and i turned up in a lovely frock. >> jimmy: had you seen the six episodes before you started? >> i was sent them. and then -- oh, you mean to read the scripts? >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, yeah, i read the scripts. yeah, yeah. i read them. and it's been a year. so every week i've been tuning in, completely forgotten everything that happens. and it's great. >> jimmy: now the actor, paddy considine, who plays the king, who is your husband, who it seems he died last night but didn't die i learn in the

previews for next week, the actor says the king has leprosy. >> oh! >> jimmy: oh, did you not know? >> i knew. [ laughter ] i know. i knew. i didn't know that's what it was. i just thought medieval fantasy skin problem. >> jimmy: medieval fungus. >> yeah, leprosy. >> jimmy: he says it was leprosy, and he is the king. he is the one who would know. he has it on his body. leprosy as far as i know is extremely contagious. so it seems like you would also have leprosy. or is this the first time you're getting that diagnosis? [ laughter ] >> i -- i really wish i'd known that. i would have played our interaction as lot differently, actually. no, i'm really close to paddy throughout. >> jimmy: very close to paddy. >> season 2 i've got leprosy, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big -- wouldn't that be something if you find out you have leprosy on the show. >> just like one hand. >> jimmy: that's worse than being killed off. >> yeah. >> jimmy: definitely worse than being killed off.

>> a slow erosion. >> jimmy: so will you like on sunday night when this show premieres with you on it, will you pay attention to people's reaction? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you will? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. i'm pour a glass of wine. put twitter on. >> jimmy: you'll look at twitter. >> have a cry probably. >> jimmy: oh, you're assuming it's going to be -- >> book a trip somewhere. throw my phone in the ocean to a small fishing village, grow a beard, start a new life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i suggest maybe you do that before you look at the phone? >> sure, sure. >> jimmy: although i'm sure it will be great. >> you probably know more than me. >> jimmy: well, we'll find out, i guess. i'll look at twitter also and let you know how you're doing. [ laughter ] >> what if i just tell people, now don't watch. >> jimmy: there is nothing good on twitter. there is no reason to be on twitter. >> the memes are very good. >> jimmy: yeah, you can get those on instagram. >> i can. >> jimmy: twitter is where people work out their demons. don't let them work it out on you.

>> if i've got something to work out? >> jimmy: oh, yes. you can certainly say terrible things about people on twitter. >> oh, good. good. >> jimmy: maybe start with alan carr. [ laughter ] >> yeah. all right, alan, i've got a bone to pick with you, and a tooth to pick. >> jimmy: and that leper paddy considine also. it's great to have you ear. great to see you on the show. i'm sure i'll have a whole different way of looking at you by that time. >> maybe. >> jimmy: maybe. >> jimmy: sunday night, "house of the dragon." [ cheers and applause ] olivia cooke, she is the queen. we'll be right back with blackpink. their epic losing streak continues. [dragonman]: a kick in the teeth would hurt less. but they'd probably miss that too. let's show 'em that someone here knows how to kick it...

...with fireball. (♪) fireball. ignite the night, with fireball.

>> jimmy: my thanks to johnny knoxville and olivia cooke. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, kathy griffin, chad and jt, and music from madison cunningham. "nightline" is next but first, the reason all the kids are excited. from this album titled "born pink," here with the song, "shut down," blackpink! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ blackpink in your area eh-oh blackpink in your area ♪ ♪ singing in a non-english language ♪

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♪ you're going to be a mob, i'm sliding through ♪ ♪ ♪ but rowdier say bye to the paparazzi get my good side ♪ ♪ i'll smile for ya know it ain't fair to ya it's scarin' ya ♪ ♪ like what now blackpink in your area the area been shut down ♪ ♪ it's a shutdown ♪ [ singing in a non-english language ] ♪ ♪ ♪ stay in your own lane 'cause i'm 'bout to swerve yeah ♪ ♪ catch me when you hear my lamborghini go vroom vroom ♪ ♪ vroom vroom when we pull up you know it's a shutdown ♪ ♪ whip it whip it whip it ♪ ♪ whip it whip it whip it ♪ ♪ it's pink once the sun down when we pull up ♪ ♪ you know it's a shutdown ♪

♪ whip it whip it whip it whip it whip the whip it ♪ ♪ keep watching me shut it down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ shut it down blackpink in your area ♪ ♪ shut it down wah wah ♪ shut it down blackpink in your area ♪ ♪ keep talking we shut you down ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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