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the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc7 news.com. >> we just filed our say all good. >> all right. well, thank you so much for joining us tonight. i'm ahmad daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandy patel larry bill all of us we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, christina aguilera and al michaels. have a great night. previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> it was all captured on ring cameras inside of this home. a black bear breaks into this house through a window screen and roams around for a bit. >> you can see him going room to room, as comfortable as i am in my house.
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>> here you can see the bear entering the kitchen, opening up the freezer, grabbing lasagna, and then ultimately leaving the house through the kitchen window. the tagged bear is then seen on an outside camera holding the lasagna, and walking away on the deck. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- christina aguilera. al michaels. and music from lil yachty. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. hey, i got a question for you. how many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse? did you know there was an aclips
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on saturday morning? did you wear the glasses? no, no protection. i figured that. on saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. it was visible from the western united states. this was the view from l.a. did you see it, guillermo? >> guillermo: i did not see it, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you know what happened? >> guillermo: yeah, but i fell asleep. >> jimmy: you were asleep. this is what it looked like from nevada. it's one fishing kid away from being the dreamworks logo. the eclipse created a ring of fire in the sky over north, central and south america, which sadly no one saw because we were all at the movies watching taylor swift the taylor swift concert movie made $93 million at the box office this weekend. it's the biggest concert movie of all time by far. we took our kids to see it yesterday. it was crazy. this video is not from the show we were at, but it tells you all you need to know. it was like an outpouring of
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emotion. the energy was somewhere between like the wiggles and a drug-fueled rage. lots of teenaged girls laying on the ground, taking videos of themselves, singing and crying. my kids were going nuts. they were all hopped up on skittles. my 6-year-old was just randomly tackling people like he was in a mosh pit. and i know he's now going to want to do that at every movie. this taylor swift, i don't know that i've ever seen anything like this. thank god she's peaceful because she could easily kill us all. if she wanted to. you know, we still don't have a speaker of the house. the house is expected to vote on a speaker tomorrow. but the guy they nominated is far from being a lock. the most recent nominee is jim jordan of ohio. which is quite a choice. jim jordan has been in congress for 16 years, he hasn't sponsored a single bill that passed. for real. zero bills passed in 16 years. even george santos is like "you suck." jim jordan has a lot of strikes
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against him. he voted to overturn the results of the presidential election, so democrats don't like him. he's been a hardcore donald trumper so a lot of moderate republicans don't like him. but these republicans are in a tough spot. either they cave to the extremists in their party, who want to impeach joe biden and hand ukraine to putin. or they work with the democrats who want to fight climate change and give sick people health care. so it's a no-win situation. really. so now it's a dilemma. they can't run the government without the speaker. so i guess now what they're going to do is let the people decide. >> the house is in chaos. >> the house has been without a speaker for almost two weeks. >> republicans are now scrambling to find a new leader. >> it's time to let america decide. 12 costumed candidates pleading their case. matt gaetz -- >> why is it with the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most
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worried about having abortions? >> marjorie taylor greene. >> pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and he and his husband can stay out of our girls' bathroom. >> jim jordan -- >> they canceled the host of the bachelor, you see last week they tried to cancel kermit the frog and mr. potato head. >> george santos. >> i was not a drag queen in brazil. i was young and had fun at a festival. sue me for having a life. >> and a mystery guest straight from a d.c. court. >> look at joe biden. >> thinks he looks good in a bathing suit, right? i have a much better body than him. >> this house is on fire for one election no one can deny. who will it be? >> rudy giuliani! >> don't miss the [ bleep ] show. the masked speaker followed by an all new "how i met mother." >> jimmy: wednesday nights at 8:00 p.m. on fox. [ applause ]
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the other drama in the house is the one starring a real-life cartoon character from long island, representative george santos, who has you probably know is facing 23 felony charges. for whatever reason was seen roaming the halls of congress this weekend with a baby. remember that scene in titanic when billy zane starts grabbing random kids so he can get on a lifeboat? i mean, call me old fashioned, but anything more than 20 felony charges and you don't get to hold my baby. a reporter asked santos if it was his baby and he said, "not yet!" make that 24 felony charges. and then while he had the baby in his hand, he got into it with a guy who confronted him about the terrorist attack on israel and just lost his mind. >> the fact that we have terrorist sympathizers in this building is unacceptable! they should not be allowed in here. what is happening in this room is abhorrent, that's what it is. and the next time you try to
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accost me with a child in my hand, i want him out of here! >> what happened? >> he is an animal! he is a [ bleep ] terrorist sympathizer. >> jimmy: when he gets all fired up like that, it gives you a better understanding of how he was able to become a state volley ball champion at such a young age. one of the reasons santos is so upset is because in the last quarter, his campaign raised minus $16,000. for real. they had to issue refunds totalling $17,000, and they only brought in $674. which is basically how radio shack wrapped it up. so carrying around a baby was a good diversion, but, also, if our former president is to be believed, a very dangerous thing to do. around republicans. >> but remember, republicans eat their young. they really do. they eat their young. terrible statement, but it's true. >> jimmy: it's true. the only reason he didn't eat eric is because he was a democrat back then.
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a federal judge today issued a partial gag order on trump in the case related to january 6th. the order prevents trump from publicly targeting prosecutors, the judge's staff, or possible witnesses. which, aren't we all possible witnesses? i dont know about you, but i saw the whole thing happen. trump's lawyers said he had no intention of intimidating any witnesses or court staff including the judge, tanya chutkin, the one who lives at 2747 maple view lane, white nissan sentra parked outside. but even with this gag order, trump is still allowed to disparage the justice department, president biden and other perceived enemies, as long as what he says doesn't directly reference his case. which that should be no problem. this is a man who chooses his words very carefully. and of course they're already fundraising off this gag order team trump sent an email to supporters saying "today really isn't about gagging me. it's an attempt to gag the american people." no, it's you. we're still able to say what we
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want. ahead of the hearing last night, trump took to truth social to post this vomit-filled word cloud. "tomorrow is a big day for democracy. a leaking, crooked and deranged prosecutor, jack smith, who has a terrible record of failure, is asking a highly partisan obama-appointed judge, tanya chutkan, who should recuse herself based on the horrible things she has said, to silence me, through the use of a powerful gag order, making it impossible for me to criticize those who are doing the silencing, namely crooked joe biden, and his corrupt and weaponized doj and fbi. they want to take away my first amendment rights, and my ability to both campaign and defend myself. in other words, they want to cheat and interfere in the 2024 presidential election." there you go. he's already challenging the outcome of this one. the election that hasn't even happened yet. "nothing like this has ever happened in our country before. it is strictly banana republic kind of stuff. these political hacks and thugs are destroying our country. let's see what happens on monday in judge chutkan's courtroom. will america survive, or not? i'll be campaigning in the great
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state of iowa, where i am leading by 50 points!!!" so now, unfortunately for trump, with the gag order in place, his posts now looks like this. "tomorrow is a big day for me, they want to take away my banana." and you can't do that. [ applause ] just to clarify, stormy daniels said it was more like a baby carrot than a banana. trump weighed in on the gag order while on the campaign trail in iowa. >> but what they don't understand is that i am willing to go to jail if that's what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again. >> jimmy: oh yeah, we understand that. that actually is the plan. you go to jail and the country becomes a democracy again. i'm glad we're finally on the same page! [ cheering and applause ] in baseball, the playoffs are underway. the texas rangers are playing
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the houston astros in the alcs. the phillies hosted the diamondbacks tonight for game one of the nlcs. the phillies clinched their division thursday night, thanks in part to a stellar performance at the plate by right fielder nick castellanos >> nick, nobody in major league history has hit two home runs on back-to-back postseason games, but you just did, and you guys are headed to the nlcs. >> where is the question in that? >> there is no question. >> thank you for coming. >> jimmy: that's what you call a "thank you" and an "f you" all wrapped up into one. but nick wasn't finished. he made an equally sunny appearance a few minutes later on "mlb tonight." >> i don't know why you and philadelphia works. it's the best fit. would you agree with me? >> you're asking me? >> yeah, you and philly is the best fit. nick castellanos always needed to play for the philadelphia phillies. am i on to something? >> i mean, yeah, i [ bleep ] philly. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that means he likes it. he enjoys being part of the community. so the phillies are back in the national league play-offs. you know what else is back, covid is back. so many people aren't bothering to get the new booster shot even though lots of people are testing positive. it seems like we have a wave of covid now to partner up with the flu every fall, which is a dangerous combination. so we put our man on the street out onto hollywood boulevard to spread the bad word, in a special medical edition of "breaking the news." ♪ >> breaking the news! covid edition. sing a song of sickness? why many are saying the leading spreader of covid is karaoke microphones. what is your karaoke jam? >> "i will always love you."
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>> and why do you think microphones are such a dangerous spreader of covid? >> um, because all the bacteria goes on the microphone. >> tonight -- >> let me take a picture for you guys. why letting someone touch your phone is a recipe for covid. french people. >> how to keep your family safe on vacation from covid. say hello to our newest friend, coco the covid kangaroo. now the little cartoon is going to come jumping in. look at the cartoon kangaroo. he jumps around, jumps around, jumps out in the street. he gets hit by a tour bus. he is back on the sidewalk. oh, he is all messed up and bloody. hold that for me. i'll pick up my shotgun, put coco out of his misery. all that and sports, after the break! bye-bye, coco. >> bye, coco. >> tragic.
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>> sure they save lives, but what do all the used syringes from the boosters do to the environment? my special report tonight. >> hard-hitting news. >> we're here with bell le strange talking about covid how. do you say protected? >> i get vaccinated and i get boosted. >> thank you. >> and i'm also less granny. i'm a porn star. that's my proper title. >> good lord. i think i just got something. >> it takes all kinds. say hello to brisby, the newest breed of dog trained to sniff out covid and kill on sight. >> that's ruff! >> covid cases continue to spike in the southland, and we scoop up some sweet treats at hollywood's hottest new ice
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cream parlor. i can't taste this at all. i don't know why i can't taste anything. want that? how you? >> tonight, why eating other people's ice cream is the quickest way to covid. >> and this -- >> can i get a picture? >> sure, yes, take a picture. let's -- let's do this quick, because i am sweating like crazy. >> okay. >> let's get really close for this picture. i'm dying. >> thank you so much. >> two kisses or three kisses? how do you say in your language, i have covid? >> i have covid? >> no, i have covid. >> i have covid. >> no, i have covid. >> and also, also this. >> so what have we learned? that covid is definitely here to stay, and that this reporter
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should have called in sick. >> get a mask, dude! >> thank you, jim. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. we have a good show for you tonight. al michaels is here. we've got music from lil yachty. and we'll be right back with christina aguilera. [ cheering ] ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by target.
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♪ >> jimmy: hiya. for hour show tonight, a legend of sports broadcasting, the great one and only al michaels is with us. [ cheering ] then later, a rapper, singer, songwriter, actor, he does it all. his latest album is called "let's start here," music from lil yachty. [ cheering ] this week, we've got new shows all week with martin scorsese, simu liu, mike epps, jim jefferies, ms. pat and snoop dogg. with music from mike towers, chelsea cutler and october london. and i also want to mention that today, disney, the company we work for, turns 100 years old! 100 years old today. >> guillermo: wow! that's amazing! >> jimmy: you weren't told about that? >> guillermo: no.
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>> jimmy: you weren't invited to parade on main street or anything like that? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: nor was i. i just want to say, guillermo, that next to chewbacca, you are my favorite disney character. >> oh, thank you, jimmy. and you're the best boss. >> jimmy: thank you for enriching our lives. our first guest tonight is a multiplatinum star. starting december 30th, she starts a series of shows at the venetian in las vegas. tickets are on sale now. please welcome christina aguilera. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you? >> i'm good. how you? >> jimmy: very well. it's great to see you. you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i read today that you are a halloween fanatic. >> huge. >> jimmy: and you are kind of dressed a little halloweeny. >> it's the season. it's october. it's my favorite time of the year. >> jimmy: it is? >> it's almost like new year's
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for me. it's like we begin again. fresh holiday season. >> jimmy: has it always been like that for you? ever since you were a kid, you loved halloween? >> yes, absolutely. it comes from my mom. my mom was so festive and super creative. the kids love it. i have amazing memories of it. so september, the last week of september, we don't play around. so literally, all the decorations start to go up outside. >> jimmy: in september? >> last week of september so that everything is literally up by october 1. it's no joke. it's business. full-on, we take it very seriously. >> jimmy: do the neighbors like this? >> well, you know, there is a lot of -- we're definitely not like the fancy house on the block that has all the beige pumpkins? >> jimmy: you have a martha stewart house? >> there is people getting murdered in the backyard. we have sound activation. there is color. there is a lot going on. >> jimmy: you have noisy things too. >> yes, absolutely. and everything is a theme there is a whole like haunted pirate theme, there is a whole in the front part of your yard, there is a whole wedding party full of
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skeletons. they're partying. like the guy in the front of the horse and buggy carriage had a bought of wine in his hand. everyone is partying in the front lawn. and then you have the nightmare before christmas section with a black christmas tree and sally and jack. and then you have whole tim burton with aoogie-boogie and ghost busters. it's a lot. >> jimmy: all these decorations, all this elaborate setup you have on halloween night, if you turn off all the lights and act like nobody is home. do you allow trick-or-treaters into your home? >> we do something. so like -- i love inviting the kids into it. so we do like a haunted house on some occasions when we're in town. we travel a lot. >> jimmy: in your house? >> sometimes they get to go through the house. but i create like this haunted house where i have actors in it. so they get little stations of like trick or treating. so they'll hand out candy. and based off the age group, you get to pick your scare level.
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level 1, level 2, level 3. based on the age appropriateness, adult to child. but we're big kids in our house. >> jimmy: you let the kids bic the level? >> adults or children. >> jimmy: what is the kid is 3 and doesn't understand, 3, i'm 3. and you send him down to the basement to be held captive. >> to each man themselves. i don't know. you're on your own there. >> jimmy: how scary is level 3? >> it depends how late in the night it is and how many cocktails people have had. who knows, you know? >> you like to scare people? >> after i had kids, i realize i'll cry if i get scared. if i'm triggered to be afraid, i'll literally cry. it's funny. me and my fiance, we literally go out of our way to prank each other every year. >> jimmy: you brought a photo of this. you did this to your fiance. now this is what, is this someone in costume? >> yes, mike myers, like a classic halloween. >> jimmy: and this is in your
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closet? >> like my closet is a mess there. but literally, can you grab something from my closet? i'll turn out all the lights. so it looks very bright and happy there. he literally turns the corner and there is mike myers just a minute. >> jimmy: does he shriek? >> not like me. i think i set that one up bad that year, because i didn't scare him quite enough. so i have a very special one to surprise him the next time he -- well, i don't want to say it on air. >> jimmy: now he is going to be on guard. by the way, your closet is like a macy's. i've never seen anything like it. yeah, that's crazy. wow, you're not kidding around. you like halloween music i heard? now that's where i have to just interject. i know people who love christmas music so much, they listen to it every day of the year. i two two people. >> it's classic. i get it. >> jimmy: but halloween music? >> you have movies, cinema. there is nothing more classic than like the beetlejuice
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soundtrack, nightmare before christmas. we're obsessed with it. so we start playing that first of all, like "beetlejuice" gets played almost year round for us. >> jimmy: some people get romantic feelings when they hear the soundtrack from "beetlejuice". >> it's hot. "beetlejuice" is a little sexy. i'm not going lie. yeah, the music we do. but me and -- we're just like bigger kids sometimes than the children at halloween. so we pick our daughter up from school. we're jamming halloween music to the point where she is like can you not? >> jimmy: you brought a video of that, actually. i'd love to share with the audience. ♪ [ laughter ] >> oh my god. >> stop it! [ applause ] >> jimmy: "stop it!"
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>> what can i say? that's what it looks like to pick her up from school. she is over it. i've had a long day. not till we're home. >> jimmy: anything parents do is not fun. >> exactly. so, you know. >> jimmy: well, it sounds like you got a great two weeks ahead of you here. >> oh, yeah. i wish it was lasting longer. we squeeze in every bit of this month while we can. >> jimmy: when will the decorations come down? i'm asking on behalf of your neighbors. >> well, unfortunately for the neighbors, you know, as soon as halloween comes down, christmas goes up. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so we have a full-on extra november, a whole extra month of christmas. >> thanksgiving you blow right by that? >> it's a one-day dinner. but it's christmas during thanksgiving. >> jimmy: all right. all right. prepare the neighborhood. christina aguilera is here. she's got a show at the venetian at the voltaire theater on sale now. we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ sighs ] can't sleep?
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>> jimmy: hi there. we are back with christina aguilera. lil yachty and al michaels are on the way. christina, you have a show starting new year's eve weekend. >> yes. >> jimmy: at the venetian las vegas, a new theater, the voltaire theater. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's brand-new venue. nobody has ever performed there before. >> yes. it is freshly built over the past year, and what interested me so much in this, besides the people, and they're putting so much love and heart into this. but it's such a creative
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experience for me, unlike anything i have ever done, because it's such -- it's a very special, exclusive only a thousand seats per night. and i'm not on until midnight. >> jimmy: wow, not until midnight? >> mysterious. and i'm super interactive with the audience, which i've never been so up close and personal with them. it's going to be a really super fun night. since we're kicking it off new year's eve weekend, which is a really celebratory big moment, and sometimes new year's can be really depressing. so this i think is really exciting. and then i'll continue to do the show throughout the year, and count down a new year every single night. it will be fun. >> jimmy: that's fun. another holiday for you. >> another holiday. like holiday obsessed. life needs to be celebrated. i have to say. >> jimmy: and also, people don't -- you're right about sometimes new year's being depressing, because sometimes there is so much pressure on what you're going to do and you don't figure out what you're going to do. >> and you stay home watching a ball drop. get out there and live your
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life. it's a new year. we're not going to mope about the past. we're going celebrate the future. >> jimmy: that's right. we're going celebrate the future. [ applause ] >> you have to. >> jimmy: do you go see other big shows to prepare for something like this? >> not for this in particular. but you know, i've been and i love going to see shows. one of my fondest memories is going to see -- i did david lachapelle said designed and did all the design behind elton john's show. and i met pamela anderson there for the first time. i love how she keeps redefining beauty standards throughout her whole career. >> jimmy: wait, when was this? >> wait was a while ago. it was such a fun memory. i'm not a big gambler, but when i go, i pretty lucky. >> jimmy: what do you play? what casino games? >> i'm not a gambler. but one of the first times i went to vegas, i sat down at one of those random slot machines where you get cherries and 7s
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and things like that, and i won $2,000 on my first cry you did? did you have a bucket full of coins? was it credits then or have a bucket full of coins? >> it wasn't even that. let's just try this. i'm telling you. one or two two pulls. >> jimmy: no, listen, i believe you. i believe that you're lucky. >> i yanked it and won. >> jimmy: so the first time you went to vegas was when? how old were you? >> i don't know. i think i went there -- it had to have been some award. i've been working since i was a little kid. award shows. and another lucky thing i just won my second latin grammy. [ cheering ] >> so, yeah. all positive things for me in vegas. >> jimmy: in las vegas you won that latin grammy? >> that's where they have the latin grammys. >> jimmy: you know, britney spears has a memoir coming out. do you think you'll be in it?
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has she called you and said hey, dude, there is a chapter in it. are you hoping? >> i'm hoping everything is all good with her and everything is beautiful. yeah, i think the future should be celebrated. >> jimmy: sure. if you had to choose being in it and not being in it? >> you know -- [ laughter ] >> for real? yeah, for real. because i would like to be in it. although i feel like i'm not going to. >> let's put it this way. i rather it be you than me. hopefully you'll be in it you'll make the book. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the beautiful new voltaire at the venetian resort is the site of christina aguilera's las vegas shows. tickets are on sale now. go see christina aguilera on new year's eve. we'll be right back with al michaels. [ cheering ] ♪ i have moderate to severe crohn's disease.
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♪ >> jimmy: i like it. we're back with music from lil yachty is on the way. our next guest's career in sports broadcasting is unmatched. he's done the world series, the nba finals, the olympics, and many super bowls. he is now the night football" on prime video. please welcome al michaels. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you for coming. >> man. >> jimmy: i know you rode over with lil yachty. i appreciate you guys carpooling together. >> you remember, i was here for the second show. >> jimmy: that's right. >> 30 years ago i sat in this
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chair. you had 50 cent. >> jimmy: your pal. >> well, you asked me did i like 50 cent. i said great group. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he was knew u.n. at the time. >> he came out. we rapped. snoop dogg. i thought both of our careers were going to end that night. >> jimmy: came real close for me, yeah. >> oh, boy. 50 and i, we went out and toured for a while. 49 cent. we played the holiday inn in oxnard, and that was the end of that. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> fantastic, man. >> jimmy: you're still at it, still sounding great. you've done so many things. have you ever -- i know that people have been asking you about this. but have you ever in your remarkable career seen anything like this taylor swift phenomenon where a person comes to see a football game and the ratings go up? >> we love it, man. >> jimmy: i bet you do. i mean, it's crazy. >> listen, we had to be judicious. we had the game last thursday
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night in kansas city. we knew she'd be there. so how much do you show her? i mean, she's been on twice, and football fans are going enough. but we were praying she would come into the booth and sing for us. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and do the whole thing. i almost think if i had to acknowledge it. but what do you do? you can't fool around, otherwise people say that sounds hokie and the whole thing. >> jimmy: yeah. it's tough. >> we had a shot of her. and i didn't know how to describe her actually. >> jimmy: yeah, we have that clip. u. >> oh my. >> and of course, looking on is -- is, well, at the moment his good buddy and taylor swift, makes the catch here. gains a three. >> jimmy: so is she his good buddy or his girlfriend now? it can't be both. >> you know you're, doing a game like that, i know that the internet is going to blow up. >> jimmy: uh-huh.
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>> page 6 is waiting for whatever i say. you know what i really wanted to say? >> jimmy: what? >> fiancee. >> jimmy: oh! wait until later in the season. >> no, i didn't. because i figured travis would beat me up at the end of the game. >> jimmy: or maybe he'd be thrilled. i don't know. >> he could have been. or she would have beaten me up. >> jimmy: he seems to have visualized this oprah-style, and it suddenly came true. >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: ita really is. >> it's hard because people tune in to watch a football game. i'm not doing "access hollywood." >> jimmy: but on the other hand, it is a football game. it's not -- it's not that important. sorry, guys, it really is. >> well, i was in a transition into billy bush and do it the way "access hollywood." but at a certain point, where do you go from here? >> jimmy: do you ever talk to the celebrity? i'm sure sometimes they come to the booth. but when there is a big celebrity at a game, do you go say hi to them beforehand, or
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vice versa? >> rarely. because i don't get to normally see them. we used to in the old days on monday night football, we'd bring people into the booth. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> we had dave letterman in the booth once. >> jimmy: i was in the booth once, and they banned me from broadcasting. from "monday night football." >> jimmy had one of the great lines of all time. this is year after i leave, thank god. and first of all, jimmy says to show joe theismann, how's the leg? he had the worst injury of the year on monday night football thinking was 17 years ago. >> and then michael vick had gone to jail because he was in a dogfighting ring. he is in jail. he is not playing for atlanta. they have a new quarterback, joey harrington. jimmy says joey harrington might not be a very good quarterback, but he is very nice to his pets. >> jimmy: that's right. forgot about that. [ applause ] we had fun. >> and ban celebrities in the
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booth forever. >> jimmy: now that you're on amazon, you're doing prime video. and now gambling is everywhere. every game you hear gambling, gambling, gambling, gambling. i love when you slip in those little gambling references. because it was so silly that they pretend people weren't betting on these games. >> the league would look at you, you're not supposed to do this, but in reality, we're happy he is doing this. look where they are right now. >> jimmy: you're the only one allowed to do it. >> i was the only one who did it. >> jimmy: right. >> and i had to worry whether the pink slip was in the envelope the next day. >> jimmy: is it less fun now that it's okay? is it like smoking weed now? eh. >> well, it is. but people expect me to do. i've gotten to the point, the other night i said well, the game can't end at 10 1/2. i figure i'm taking it to next level. >> jimmy: how is o.j.? are you keeping in touch with him? [ laughter ] not a lot -- >> no, no.
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that's not the thing i've done. remember, i did the bronco chase. i did the play by play on that. >> jimmy: you sure did that was incredible. >> oh, baby. >> jimmy: i was thinking about the other day, and i was thinking about the earthquake in san francisco, and how you were on air. and it became like, and in a way, not only did you elevate, not only did we aoh, al michaels can handle anything as a broadcaster, but i think you elevated the whole, all of sports broadcastin and said we can do this just as well as you can do this. >> it goes back to -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know? >> well, most couldn't. it guess back the what i learned in the tenth grade in journalism. who, what, when, where, why, and how. so you're transitioning from sports to news, but it's the same thing. it's the facts. try the get all the facts right. >> jimmy: when you were starting out as a young broadcaster in hawaii i think. >> right. >> jimmy: you would have to recreate these games. >> road games.
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>> jimmy: the games, because i mean, that's dhash -- that must difficult to do. >> we couldn't travel. it was too much money. we would sit in the studio. get the report, let's say they were playing in portland, the hawaiian islanders. and we would make the game with the crowd noise behind us. you know who started that way? >> jimmy: who? >> ronald reagan. ronald reagan was a sportscaster in des moines, i believe. he had done those games. i followed in some pretty good footsteps. but if the game was really lousy and we'd get the report, i'd make that game go by. a baseball game, i can make it go by in about an hour and 10 minutes. >> jimmy: tell me a howard cosell story. i love hearing about you on the road with howard and what a quirky -- for those who don't know who howard cosell is, you owe yourself. go back and watch some youtube videos. >> right. >> jimmy: one of the great characters in sports. >> for sure. so many stories. we were in kansas city one night, and howard, in those
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years, abc, no budget. so we would have a long white half block long limousine taking us everywhere. so howard and i go to the savoy grill in kansas city, a good steakhouse. howard has about nine vodkas. an aquarium's worth of vodka. we get back in, and the limo driver, we knew her. she had been driving for a number of years. she's in her mid-50s. her name was peggy. and we're driving back through not the best part of kansas city. and we stop at a stoplight, and there is two kids having a fight on the sidewalk surrounded by five other kids. and howard gets out of the car. not only that, but howard would only bring one jacket on the road. it's the yellow canariry yellow jacket that abc would wear. and he's got the toupee and he's got the cigar. and meanwhile, i'm trying to grab him. there are no cell phones. peggy is screaming, but he is out of the car, on to the sidewalk.
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and he goes, it's quite apparent to this observer the young southpaw does not have a jab requisite for the continuation of this fray. furthermore, his opponent is a man of inferior and diminishing skills. this confrontation is halted posthaste. peggy is screaming. i've got an 11-year-old and a 7-year-old at home. i can't call a cop. i'm getting out of town if they jump him. it's the moment of truth. somebody, a pen or a pinsle, signs a couple of autographs, pats him on the head, gets back into the car. it was so surreal. so peggy, you know, takes off at zero to 60, gets about two blocks away, stops at another red light, looks into the rear view mirror, mr. cosell, excuse me, i've been driving for 30 years. i thought i'd seen everything. i've never seen anything like that. and howard, you know, very self-satisfied, leaning back, the whole thing, takes a drag on the stogie and says, pegaroo,
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just remember one thing. i know who i am. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> thank god. >> jimmy: the great al michaels, everybody. he is on "thursday night football" on prime video. thanks al. we'll be back with lil yachty. when i was diagnosed with h-i-v, i didn't know who i would be. but here i am... being me. keep being you... and ask your healthcare provider about the number one prescribed h-i-v treatment, biktarvy. biktarvy is a complete, one-pill, once-a-day treatment used for h-i-v in many people whether you're 18 or 80. with one small pill, biktarvy fights h-i-v to help you get to undetectable—and stay there whether you're just starting or replacing your current treatment. research shows that taking h-i-v treatment as prescribed and getting to and staying undetectable prevents transmitting h-i-v through sex. serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. rare, life-threatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems.
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jimmy: his album is called "let's start here." with the song "we saw the sun!" lil yachty. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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♪ whoa sun comin' up and i still feel numb ♪ ♪ in the dark my secrets hide i run ♪ ♪ few more drops upon your tongue a night to remember ♪ ♪ that can't be undone head spun meanwhile ♪ ♪ you're done had a little too much fun i can not stop ♪ ♪ touchin' on you hey this just took my high to the moon ♪ ♪ it don't get no better moments like this
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reveal the truth ♪ ♪ alone with only you take a picture 'cause we'll need proof ♪ ♪ nobody will believe we saw the sun hey if this don't work out ♪ ♪ remember all we've done ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ahh ooh ahh ♪ ♪ ooh ahh ooh ahh ♪ ♪
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♪ it don't get no better take a picture 'cause we'll need proof yeah ♪ ♪ nobody will believe we saw the sun yeah if it don't work out ♪ ♪ remember all we've done ahh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ hey hey nobody will believe you nobody will believe you ♪ ♪ nobody will believe you saw the sun nobody will believe you ♪ ♪ nobody will believe you you saw the sun ♪
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♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ah ah-ah-ah ah ah-ah-ah ♪ ♪ [ applause ] [ cheering ]
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>> jimmy: thanks to christina aguilera, al michaels and lil yachty. thank you, lil yachty. also want to apologize to matt damon. ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, goodnight. [ cheering and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, time running out. the idf staging tanks and troops for what it says is an imminent invasion of gaza. >> will strike hamas from the

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