sometimes the not so good times in the past. and one moment in particular was is a highlight of the entire season. and that story is one of the top things people are clicking on on our website right now. it's up for you now at abc7 news.com. >> very nice. yeah. >> thank you so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel and larry beale and all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. meg ryan, hope you have a great night. previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- [ dog barking ] [ glass breaking ]

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- meg ryan and david duchovny, plus joe walsh. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. how are you doing? very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our studio. it's a big day. if you follow this sort of thing, you know it's a very big day. after three long weeks with no one driving this filthy greyhound bus we call america -- [ laughter ] we finally have a speaker of the house. and the gavel goes to -- [ drumroll ] mike johnson of louisiana. i never heard of him either, but i learned about him today.

mike johnson defended trump in one of his impeachment trials in the senate. he has been called "the most important architect of the electoral college objections," contesting the results of the election in 2020. he voted to decertify the results of that election confirming biden as president. so, he checks off all the important boxes. [ laughter ] also, anti-gay, anti-choice, pro-conspiracy theories. he seems terrific. [ laughter ] not only is he not the best choice for speaker, you can't even definitively say mike johnson is the best mike johnson they could have chosen. there's mike johnson from louisiana. he's a republican state representative who may have been a better johnson overall. mike johnson might not make the list of the top ten mike johnsons. you have quadruple olympic gold medalist mike johnson, canadian bodybuilder mike johnson, swedish chef mike johnson -- would make everyone little meatballs every day. you could've given the gavel to any one of the at least five mike johnsons from the nfl or

even country music's number one black yodeler mike johnson would have been great. [ cheers and applause ] fun. you could go to the middle of the phone book and pick any of the hundreds of mike johnsons, and each one would be a better choice for speaker because not one of them tried to overthrow the presidential election. in the house he now represents. but instead, republicans swiped way right on this mike johnson, who looks like a kid dressed up as a congressman for halloween. [ laughter ] >> thank you. democracy is messy sometimes, but it is our system. this conference that you see, this house republican majority, is united. is united. >> jimmy: that's right. the new squeaker of the house. [ laughter ] last night, when johnson locked up the nomination, he gave a press conference. and pay attention to the older lady on the right side of the screen. >> any questions? we'll take a couple but we're

all pretty weary. >> you asked your question, go away! go away. >> we're not doing policy tonight. >> jimmy: go away before memaw whacks you with her rolling pin! [ laughter ] that unpleasant woman is virginia foxx from north carolina. she put herself in charge of yelling at journalists who dared ask johnson about his role in trying to derail an american election. >> when you helped lead the efforts to overturn the 2020 election results -- >> shut up! >> jimmy: somebody's centrum silver kicked in extra hard. [ laughter ] the old bat was shoulder to shoulder with lauren boebert. look at those two, beetle and prune juice together. [ laughter ] but the biggest loser of the day is former speaker kevin mccarthy, who yesterday floated the idea that he would be reinstalled as speaker with jim jordan as his "assistant speaker." which is, as far as i know, not

even a thing. how would an assistant speaker work? mccarthy says something, then jim jordan says, "i also say that"? [ laughter ] but that isn't happening now that johnson is in charge. by the way, even though mike johnson tried to decertify biden's election win, biden called johnson to congratulate him winning the election because that's what normal people do. biden said he looked forward to working together to find common ground and johnson said he looked forward to burning democracy to the ground. [ laughter ] he had all the backing of all the major caucasians, by the way, including mike pence, who wrote -- "mike johnson is a proven conservative leader with a servant's heart. i urge every member to vote to elect this good and decent man as next speaker of the house." i guess january 6th is all water under the bridge they tried to hang mike pence off that day. [ laughter ] these republicans, you almost feel for them. they had to bend over backwards to find someone who wouldn't get kneecapped by donald trump at the last minute. he pulled a beauty. just so everyone would know how important he still is, trump

posted a series of frantic texts from one of the speaker candidates embarrassing himself, trying to please his master. chuck fleishman of tennesse texted -- "i'm in speaker race now. please tell president trump thanks. five left. voting now. all candidates now. 100 percent trump. all five. i preached trump in my speech." can you imagine? these guys still have to kiss his -- donald trump, not only is he not president anymore, he is basically sitting on the stoop outside prison waiting to be escorted in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and not just one prison, three of them. he's this close to being in an orange jumpsuit with cuffs on his little wrists, and these sad, scared little ducklings in congress are trembling in fear like a collection of hummel figurines on your mom's shelf at the beginning of an earthquake. [ laughter ] hoping he approved of them. groveling for his blessing. begging a man who is going to be

eating his meals off a tray in the cafeteria of a penitentiary every day for the rest of his stupid life -- to please like me. please, your maga-sty! pick me! i have news for you people. he's not el chapo. [ laughter ] when he goes away, you'll all still be here. and my god are you going to be ashamed of yourselves. hopefully half as embarrassed as we are for you now. [ cheers and applause ] hairy mason had a dramatic day in court. it was the second day of face-to-face testimony with his former lawyer/fixer, michael cohen, in that $250 million fraud case in new york. trump got so worked up, he stormed out of the courtroom after the judge refused to dismiss the case. like it was some kind of lifetime movie of the week. [ laughter ] according to reports, trump shouted "i'm leaving" and waddled right out of the courtroom.

>> jimmy: yeah, that didn't happen at all. [ laughter ] the last time he was this mad was when mcdonald's told him they stopped serving breakfast at 11:00 a.m. [ laughter ] a lot of people, including donald trump, seem to be confused about what this trial is. he already lost. the judge already ruled he is liable for fraud. this trial is to determine what the financial penalty will be. and that number seems to be going up every day. trump is under a gag order from the judge. he's not allowed to attack members of the court staff after he attacked the clerk a few weeks ago. then, of course today, he did it again. >> jimmy: to be fair, donald trump thinks partisan is a hard italian cheese. [ laughter and applause ] then a reporter hears this and

asks trump, did you just violate the terms of your gag order? >> jimmy: well, the judge had some questions. after the comment he put trump on the witness stand and made him swear to tell the truth, which got a huge laugh. [ laughter ] asked trump who he was talking about when he referred to the person sitting next to the judge. trump said, "oh, mike, i was talking about michael cohen." the judge said, "i find the witness is not credible and fine him $10,000." it's the second time now he's been fined. [ cheers and applause ] which, honestly, if you're going to gag donald trump? fines aren't going to work. if you want to gag him, use one of those giant turkey legs from disneyland. [ laughter ] at least three of trump's former lawyers now accepted plea deals in georgia.

and in the case of january 6th, his former chief of staff mark meadows was granted limited immunity in exchange for his testimony, which means it's only a matter of time before trump denies he ever met mark meadows. [ laughter ] or even visited washington, d.c. the walls are closing in! they're taking a long time. they're like the walls in the "star wars" trash compactor scene. [ laughter ] but they are closing in nonetheless. in friendlier news, the match-up for the world series will be the arizona diamondbacks playing the texas rangers. diamondbacks beat the phillies in game seven of the nlcs last night. after being down two games to one, they pulled out a clutch road win that left fans in philadelphia displeased. >> we had home field for two games, two games! you let them come here and beat us? >> [ bleep ] idiot, [ bleep ] honestly. >> trade the whole [ bleep ] team, this team [ bleep ] blew. >> feeling like i want to go lay in traffic.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: philadelphia really is the happiest place on earth. and as the baseball season wraps up, a fresh new nba season has begun. one of my favorite young players is a guard for the lakers named austin reaves. watch this. that's austin. >> reaves, three, a bang. it will count if it goes -- oh! >> jimmy: i love this kid, who's a killer. but tonight, we're going to put his killerness to a festive test. tonight, austin reaves will face his most terrifying opponent of his young career. that is me. please welcome from the los angeles lakers, austin reaves, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, i'm so impressed by the way you play. i'm glad the lakers locked you down and signed you. do you enjoy living here? >> yeah, i love it. great weather year round,

obviously. the traffic's not the best. [ laughter ] but, you know. happy to be here and be a part of this organization. >> jimmy: we're happy to have you here. you were undrafted which means none of the scouts were smart enough to make you a draft pick. you played your way into the starting -- why do you think you're undrafted? is it because you look like everyone's nephew, do you think? [ laughter ] >> that probably has a little bit to do with it. obviously -- i went to school for five years, so my age was a little bit of, you know -- they didn't like that. they want young guys that have potential. >> jimmy: right, you are pretty old, yeah. live [ laughter ] >> i am. 25 now. >> jimmy: does lebron ever invite you over for taco tuesday? >> no, i still haven't got that i'm mad at him. >> jimmy: i wonder when that will happen. >> i've been waiting on it for two years now. >> jimmy: you're obviously one of the best shooters in the league. that's with a basketball. what i'm wondering is, have you ever made a shot using a seasonal gourd? >> i have not, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the nba season started yesterday. tomorrow is, i don't know if you know, national pumpkin day. we thought it would make no

sense but we're doing it any anyway -- [ laughter ] for you and i to go head to head in a pumpkin shoot-out. [ cheers and applause ] these are real pumpkins. right there is good. i'm going to put my jacket right there. these are real pumpkins, heavy, about eight pounds each. we got a regulation hoop with dangerous lights just near it. [ laughter ] and our defender is going to be some defense here, the defenders are the hottest halloween decoration in the country right now. a team of louises. it's not like baseball where you swing a heavier bat. i hope it doesn't screw you up for the game. >> i hope not. i didn't shoot great last night, i hope it's better tonight. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> all right. just whatever? >> jimmy: yeah, we'll alternate shots. >> stay behind the line? >> jimmy: don't go crazy.

oh, all right. those are the dangerous lights i was talking about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, it's really heavy. it's very -- [ audience moans ] >> that looked good. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right, let me take one shot. i shouldn't have taken -- i should have quit while i was behind. well, thank you. congratulations, austin. i mean, this is better than an nba title, right? >> no, no, no. i can't say that. >> jimmy: all right, well thanks for being here. do you want to slam dunk a pumpkin? >> i could try. >> jimmy: do you think you can do it? austin reaves, everybody. >> i can barely -- that's a little high, though. >> jimmy: don't hurt yourself. please god, i'm praying right now. there he goes. [ cheers and applause ] austin reaves, everybody!

watch him win the home opener against the suns tomorrow night. we have a good show tonight. joe walsh is here. be right back with meg ryan and dave duchovny!

♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, he's one of the all-time greats, a monster on guitar, the one and only joe walsh is with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, tiffany haddish and jeff ross will be with us with music from tate mcrae. so please join us then. our first guests have been an important part of our romantic and paranormal lives for many years. they're joining forces for the first time in a new romantic comedy called "what happens later." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please say hello to meg ryan and david duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how about that. it's great to have you here. meg, you've not been here

before, this is your first time here? >> yeah, i've heard you've been on air 20 years. >> jimmy: more than that, ask and you've never come. david's come many times. >> i don't remember. [ laughter ] ? do you remember any face at all? >> vaguely. it could be like a relative. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm your uncle tommy, yeah. it's good to see you guys, thank you for coming. how long have you guys known each other? >> just really two years now since we started talking about doing this. >> we met a long time ago very briefly. >> in an elevator. >> jimmy: in an elevator? >> or an airport, i can't remember. was it an elevator? >> i don't know. >> seems like that. but it was brief. now we know each other fairly well. >> jimmy: interesting. did david make an impression on you in that elevator? you remember that, yet he -- >> have you ever seen me press a button? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> you'd remember too. >> jimmy: you think it was in an airport? >> i think it was an elevator. >> i think it was an airport. >> jimmy: could have been both. you could both be right for

sure. >> an airport elevator. >> jimmy: yeah. which would be interesting because you made a movie in an airport. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the whole -- most of the movie is in an airport. >> yeah. the story is that we went out together long ago in the '90s. and we get stuck overnight in -- like a snowstorm. and we have sort of some unresolved issues from 20 years ago. like a hanging chad or two. >> right. who's chad? [ laughter ] who is chad? >> they have a lot to work out, jim. >> jimmy: it sounds like you do, yeah. i am hoping i can help you work through it together. was this an actual airport where you shot the movie or a set? >> yeah, and you haven't lived until you've spent all night in an airport -- 18 nights in a row. >> in an airport. we shot in northwest arkansas. but it's a sort of magical reality of pretend airports. we used a museum as well and a

real airport. we shot with real passengers coming in and out of the airport. >> they're not -- you're not allowed to talk to anybody in an airport when you're filming a movie. you're not allowed to say, "excuse me, sir, could you wait 3 seconds because we're sheeting." >> jimmy: is that true? >> it's illegal to hold up anybody in an airport. we'd be shooting, somebody would say, "that's meg ryan." i'd say, "that's not helpful." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you say 18 it in nights. this was an overnight thing? >> yeah, it happened in one night. we spent -- the whole shoot was 21 days or something. >> jimmy: meg, you directed the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: cowrote the movie, costarred in the movie. [ cheers and applause ] i assume you cast david to be in the movie. when that happened, were you honest, up front? did you tell him he was going to be in the airport for three weeks? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you did not. >> i did not. >> i realized -- well, if i'd been a conscientious actor, i

could have figured it out by looking at the schedule. but i wasn't. two or three days into it i was like, oh my god. there's nothing quite as depressing as watching a cinnabon break down and watch the same person bring it back up eight hours later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you get to know -- when you go through tsa, "yeah, okay, you guys go right through"? >> no, it's a whole world. also, like we had to -- we didn't have trailers or anything. they put us in various tents or in david's case, he was in the quiet room, in the yoga room. >> in the yoga room at the airport. [ laughter ] >> hours and hours no windows. >> foam rollers around, and nobody came in to do yoga. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i was waiting in my leotard. >> jimmy: what town was this in arkansas? i thought yoga was super popular there right now, no? [ laughter ] >> bentonville, fayetteville. >> jimmy: that's the home of walmart, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's where walmart -- did you go to the original walmart? >> yes. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and?

[ applause ] >> it's a crazy sweet town. it's so sweet. it really seems like marty mcfly could come out at any point. >> it's just an old walmart. you're like -- >> a five and dime. >> fan tat tick. i wouldn't have bet on it, but good for you guys it worked out. it worked out. [ laughter ] ? david, did you find meg to be a giving director? was she mean do you ever? did she yell at you? >> it would be funier to say she was mean to me, but meg was wonderful. and as charming and as giving a director as she is a performer. >> oh my god. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's nigce. >> there's only two actors -- >> [ bleep ] up and be funny. [ laughter ] >> it was just the two of us. only the two of us talk in the whole movie. >> right. >> just two actors -- >> not to turn you off from going to see it. [ laughter ] there's nobody in this movie

except us. >> except us. you are stuck with us. >> a couple of extras who are saying [ bleep ] that doesn't make sense. that's meg ryan! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is a third character in the movie. actually, what we're going to do is take a break. when we come back from the break, i want everybody to really pay attention to the clip and see if you can figure out whose voice -- and i don't know the answer to this question. see if you can figure out whose voice is coming over the p.a. system. can you say it's a famous person, right? is that -- >> you could say that. >> you can say that. >> jimmy: i can say it. >> we are sworn to secrecy. >> jimmy: all right. you can give us that much? yes? >> only that we are sworn to secrecy. >> jimmy: all right. trust me, it's a famous person. [ laughter ] we'll be back, meg ryan and dave duchovny. their movie is called "what happens later." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by vinfast. for more information, go to

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appetite for chaos. [ booming ] >> that was thundersnow. >> thundersnow? geez. >> jimmy: i figured it out. [ cheers and applause ] i know who it is. >> we have to -- >> jimmy: it's gilbert godfrey. [ laughter ] no, no. i think it's -- should i say who i think it is? i really feel strongly i think it's tom hanks. i do. i think it is. >> interesting. >> interesting. interesting idea. >> jimmy: because you were in a movie with one time. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> that's -- that's your investigative -- [ laughter ] wow. just to see the mind at work is something. >> jimmy: to be honest, i went in thinking, "i bet it's either billy crystal or tom hanks." then oh, yeah, it's tom hanks, it's not billy crystal. that's great, tom hanks is in your movie, that's cool. >> okay sure. >> jimmy: how is it credited in

the film? that part? >> hal leg get. >> jimmy: hal liggett? >> i can say it's not tom. >> yeah, you're wrong. >> jimmy: is it really not tom? >> it's not tom. >> jimmy: you're a good actor, so i would really not know if you're lying to me. [ laughter ] >> i've got a terrible poker face. >> jimmy: would you say it wasn't tom? okay. why don't i say it's channing tatum? is it channing tatum? >> it is not. >> no. >> jimmy: okay. so if i keep going -- >> yeah. >> we will never be able to tell you if you're right or wrong, so -- >> jimmy: okay, all right. then i guess i'll stop guessing. >> okay. and no one else has a guess. >> probably a good idea. >> jimmy: meg, i want to ask you about a photograph that you took. you're not in this photograph but it's meaningful to me. >> look at that. >> jimmy: because you're in the town -- [ laughter ] the town of dildo, which is in

newfoundland. >> so this is -- that's carrie fisher, her daughter billy, and harper simon. her stepson. she did a -- she was a travel writer for "the new york times." she took me to dildo with her to take pictures. >> jimmy: what year was this? >> can i say that the sign should be flipped up? [ laughter ] that arrow should be -- >> jimmy: it was a period of refraction. and these -- and so you went to dildo as the official photographer? >> as the official photographer. we went to -- carrie wanted to do a piece on the napoleon surrendering to the british historical re-enactment in dildo. [ laughter ] we did that. we shopped a lot. we got merch. i got a t-shirt with a big happy face and the name of the town underneath. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that all you bought? >> that's all i bought. that's all i've got. >> jimmy: i happen to be the honorary mayor of dildo.

>> i know. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're aware of this. [ cheers and applause ] >> how did that happen? >> jimmy: i named myself honorary mayor of the town. [ laughter ] >> have you been been? >> jimmy: they're very nice so they said okay. i've not been because i heard it takes three flights to get there and that's too many flights. that's two too many flights for me. [ laughter ] >> would you say it's near a bay? >> near the bay of conception. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ironically, yes. yes. >> carrie in the piece said the town across the way is spread eagle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, i didn't know that. >> it may or may not be true. >> jimmy: okay. but yeah, i am the honorary mayor of the town. in fact, we donated a -- to show it's our sister city or brother city, whatever you like to say. like the "hollywood" sign we got big letters that say "dildo," put them in their hills. people come from thousands of miles around to photograph

themselves. >> have a selfie? wow. >> you must be proud. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what? >> do you have a dildo mayoral duty? >> jimmy: i have no dildo duties, no. [ laughter ] >> not even honorary? >> jimmy: really, my duty is to talk about the town every once in a while and promote tourism. >> it's worth going. it's worth going. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah, sure. >> even three flights in. >> jimmy: have you ever had a weird vacation like that david? >> i thought you were going somewhere else. [ laughter ] and the answer is yes. [ laughter ] i -- yeah are i was like -- just after college i'd been traveling in southeast asia. i came back through seattle. and i'd gotten something -- a really bad dysentery on the flight. and i was up and down to the bathroom all the time on this

14-hour flight. and i guess the folks alerted the powers that be that i was acting strangely. they pulled me out of line and they took me into a room and they made me strip down. and i'd had diarrhea for 14 hours. and they -- they -- [ laughter ] they kept on asking me everything. asking me questions about drug dealing and [ bleep ] like that. every five minutes, "isn't it true that last night you swallowed a condon filled with heroin?" and i was like, "no." [ laughter ] "that is not true." the next five minutes, "isn't it true that last night you swallowed a condom filled with heroin?" i was like, "no." eventually they go, "stand up, put your hands up against the wall, spread your legs." and i said, "oh, guys, i have some pride left and i have had diarrhea for the past 14 hours, i can't. i don't want to be responsible

for what is there and what might --" [ laughter ] "what might be anywhere near there." they were not laughing. they looked around. they poked around. and they set me free. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank god. and here you are now. >> so, you know. when i'm going to go traveling, i make sure i have the passport, i make sure i've got the cash, i make sure i have the condom filled with heroin so i get that down early enough so i don't have any problems. >> jimmy: meg, i think we found your next movie. [ laughter ] "the mystery balloon." it's great to have you guys here. congratulations on the movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's called "what happens later." it opens in theaters a week from friday. meg ryan and david duchovny. we'll be back with joe walsh! i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms.

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vets aid, the concert for our veterans, happening sunday, november 12th in chula vista, california. please welcome joe walsh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? glad you're here. how are you, how is everything? >> pretty good. >> jimmy: good, good. >> pretty good. >> jimmy: i want to tell the story of this concert before we get into other stuff. you cofounded this concert. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: in honor of your dad, to honor your dad, right? >> yeah, yeah. my dad was in the army air force before there was an air force. >> jimmy: wow. >> and he flew the first operational jet. and didn't come back. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> didn't come back that day.

>> jimmy: so this concert -- >> korea. >> jimmy: korea. honors veterans, raises funds, awareness, et cetera, for veterans, their families -- >> i'm very resonant to the gold star families. >> jimmy: you are a gold star family. >> yes, i am. where a dad or loved one doesn't come back. >> jimmy: right. >> i have noticed that returning vets, the transition to civilian life is a big mountain to climb. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and so i try to help. i asked my friends and musicians to play every year. >> jimmy: you've got some good ones this year. >> it's in san diego this year. california has the highest homeless vet rate. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and -- and i just do what i can. i do what i can to help vets. >> jimmy: you've got your pal, stephen stills. you've got the war on drugs,

great band. you've got elo. you've got flaming lips. and of course you will play as well. does everybody say yes when i do ask them? >> well, these people did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. >> yeah. you know, you just throw it out there, you go fishing and ask everybody you know. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> a lot of them are on tour or can't do it. the worst thing that can happen is when everybody says yes. because then you have a three-day show. [ laughter ] that doesn't work either. >> jimmy: have you had to turn some people away after they said yes? >> no. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. good. >> no, it went straight in -- i just -- i think the world of my peer group. people show up. people say, hell, yeah, i'll help vets. >> jimmy: that's great. that's great. [ cheers and applause ] when you were getting started, when you were a kid, how old were you when you started playing guitar professionally? >> oh --

>> jimmy: 18 years old? >> i don't know professionally. i mean, i started getting paid. >> jimmy: yeah. that's professionally. >> does that mean -- okay, yeah. >> jimmy: how old when you're in james gang? >> i was about 21. >> jimmy: 21 years old. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was your first big tour? like did you guys play with another band? >> we -- complete out of luck, got to open for the who in europe when they premiered "tommy." >> jimmy: how did they find you? >> well, in pittsburgh. [ laughter ] [ cheers are oorp. >> they played "tommy" in pittsburgh and we opened for them because the promoter was our manager. >> jimmy: i see. they say, we like these guys, let's take them? >> pete townsend just happened to come early that night. and heard 20 minutes of it. and we became really good friends. became really good friends with the whole band. and they took us to europe.

and that's really what broke the james gang. >> jimmy: pete is a little bit older than you. did you guys ever -- had you ever noodled together? >> noodle? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, we don't noodle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't noodle. i thought maybe back then you noodled. >> we don't know each other that well. >> jimmy: then you moved to full-blown fed chino alfredo, you know. >> yeah, yeah. we sit down and play. he taught me how to play guitar in a three piece band, drums and bass. >> jimmy: he taught you? >> well, you have drums and bass. and you. and what do you do? and the thing he taught me was to play with an attitude. just, attitude is the whole thing. and you can hear that attitude on a lot of my records. but keith moon, the who's drummer, he taught me how to trash hotel rooms. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: also important, yeah. >> have you noticed in hotel

rooms that you can't open the windows anymore? that's because. >> jimmy: because of you! >> yeah. >> jimmy: you and keith. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, boy. i heard you played the clarinet in school, is that true? >> well, i don't brag about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i don't blame you. i played the clarinet in school. >> i played the clarinet, then i switched to oboe. >> jimmy: wow, switched from clarinet to oboe, you're heading the wrong direction there. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you know, i had -- i was a strange kid. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and why did you give up the woodwind instruments? >> well, because -- i realized that i'm not going to get any girls playing clarinet. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and you can't accompany yourself -- >> jimmy: i wish you'd let me know back then, yeah. [ laughter ] >> you can't accompany yourself -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there you

go. look at that. >> oh, wow! [ applause ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: shockingly, yeah, no, it didn't lure any girls at all. [ laughter ] >> that's impressive. and you can't accompany yourself and sing with a clarinet in your mouth. >> jimmy: i'm able to sing with a clarinet in my mouth, the only living person that's able to do it. i can see how normal mortals wouldn't be able to. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you ever pick up a clarinet and play it? >> i suppose i can still play it. i'm not sure. >> jimmy: i happen to have a clarinet here for you. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you remember how it goes. and i have a clarinet. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is why i'm on the show, right? you wanted to play clarinet with somebody? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when i found out you played clarinet i thought, maybe

this will make me cool. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> yeah. ♪ >> okay. ♪ >> jimmy: can you guys help us for god's sake? [ laughter ] ♪ [ audience clapping ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i know you've got the flaming lips and you're going to be on guitar. if you need clarinet player on

the show i would love to entertain. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: joe walsh, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] the 7th annual vets aid, the concert for veterans on sunday, november 12th in chula vista, california. we'll be back with real music from joe walsh!

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>> jimmy: thanks to meg ryan, david duchovny and austin reaves. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the classic "in the city," with help from the cletones -- joe walsh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ somewhere out on that horizon out beyond the neon lights ♪ ♪ i know there must be something better but there's nowhere else in sight ♪

♪ it's survival in the city when you live from day to day ♪ ♪ city streets don't have much pity when you're down that's where you'll stay ♪ ♪ ooh in the city oh oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i was born here in the city

with my back against the wall ♪ ♪ nothing grows and life ain't very pretty no one's there to catch you when you fall ♪ ♪ but somewhere out on that horizon far away from the neon sky ♪ ♪ i know there must be something better better and i can't stay another night ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ in the city oh, oh ♪ ♪ in the city oh, oh ♪

♪ in the city oh, oh ♪ ♪ in the city oh, oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news. a mass shooting in lewiston, maine. >> two active shooter locations jewell. >> juju: at least 20