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already? >> i can't believe it, adam. >> it's crazy. >> isn't that crazy? >> how fast this year's going by. >> already november. >> already, that's great. >> we're just trying to get on kimmel. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- octavia spencer, mike birbiglia, mark rober, and music from devon gilfillian. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming and joining us here in hollywood. i appreciate that. and i'm glad you're in a good mood because it's a great time of the year. it's the five-day period,

just after all the halloween crap disappears, and just before the mariah carey christmas song starts playing out of every speaker on planet earth. [ laughter ] we took the kids trick-or-treating last night. this morning our son comes into our bedroom while we're sleeping. he whispers in a loud voice, "can we play ipad? we were so good last night." which is, by the way, not true. he ate probably nine pieces of candy after i told him that's the last one. but even in the deep slumber i was in, before he came running into the room -- he runs everywhere he goes, which is never not terrifying. [ laughter ] hearing the sound of someone, footsteps running into your bedroom while you sleep. but even in that combination, deep sleep/terror moment i was in, i took a split second to think about him saying they were "so good." and saying, "yeah, you're supposed to be good, it's halloween." [ laughter ] you don't get extra credit. if i take you to church and you're good, okay. if i bring you to a dramatic reading of the constitution and you're good, get right on that

ipad, go ahead. [ laughter ] but you don't get a reward for being good while eating airheads. okay? [ laughter ] no trophy for that. nice try. [ cheers and applause ] did you trick-or-treat with benji last night? >> guillermo: yeah, of course. >> jimmy: how did it go? >> guillermo: it go well. >> jimmy: did you dress up? >> guillermo: he was a dinosaur, i was a bear. >> jimmy: what kind of bear were you? >> guillermo: one of those inflatable bears. >> jimmy: oh, you were? could people still recognize you? you really don't need a costume, you are a costume. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: i mean that. this is for somebody in arizona, dressed their 3-year-old up as guillermo. >> guillermo: oh, wow. >> jimmy: posted it online. all lease missing is a tiny bottle of tequila. i'm exhausted from halloween. it's too much. since last friday i feel we've been to ten halloween celebrations. you know your annoying friend who has a birthday month?

that's halloween. halloween shouldn't last longer than chanukah. we don't even have the music to support it. we have a full month of halloween and still only three songs. you know the limit on how many times i can listen to "monster mash" is? one half of one time. you know who has it the worst on halloween? heidi klum's husband. halloween is i guess her thing. she has this huge party and these costumes that are very elaborate. here she is dressed as a peacock. her husband is a very large, very -- [ laughter ] very sad-looking egg. here's another costumed couple. mitt and ann romney went as travis kelce and taylor swift. [ laughter ] you know they thought they're the first ones to think of these costumes, right? and i bet there was some vigorous missionary-style lovemaking once the grandkids went home. [ laughter ] then you have this happy couple. don and melan, who partied it up with all the mar-a-lago ghouls.

[ laughter ] this is the first time melania has been seen with her husband in many months. the trumps were, as you can see, not in costume. if i was melania i would have gone as stormy daniels. [ laughter ] just to mess with him, right? [ cheers and applause ] maybe fun to scare him a little. maybe give him his first erection since january 6th. [ rim shot ] looks like it was some party. one of these presidents is wearing a mask. [ laughter ] i'm not sure which one. another guest at the party dressed up as hunter biden and brought a blow-up doll. which i'm sure rudy giuliani ended up going home with. [ laughter ] and while don jr. was in new york preparing to testify in court, his fiancée kimberly was at the party dressed up as trump's constituent, snow white. [ laughter ] don junior was not at daddy don donald's last night. the fraudigal son was being grilled as part of the $250 million fraud case against their business.

there he is, tiny soprano. i wonder what's going through his head right now? >> i should have worn makeup. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, good one. here's the thing about don jr. what he lacks in intelligence, he also lacks in charisma. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: as with all cases involving a family trump, djtj was sworn in on an upside down-bible. [ laughter ] he will finish his testimony tomorrow, then eric will testify, then trump will claim he's never meet either one of them. [ laughter ] it's getting serious. there's worry don jr. could be tried as an adult in this one. [ laughter ] trump was not there in person to support his sons. he had a halloween party to host. but he did lash out at the judge on truth social. "there is no victim (except me!). leave my children alone, engoron. you are a disgrace to the legal profession!" that's right. leave my children alone. it's easy. i've done it their whole lives! [ laughter ] i will say, one thing you do have to hand to the trumps. they stick together.

whether they're running a fake university, a phony charitable organization, or just burying their mother on a golf course, seen here. [ laughter ] they are a unified front. trump's lawyers are reportedly having trouble making sure they can even go to all of his trials because there are so many of them. there were court dates today in both new york and florida. never has a team of attorneys racked up more billable hours that they will not ever get paid for than this group. [ laughter ] trump is desperately trying to paint himself as the victim of a conspiracy to railroad his presidential campaign, masterminded by his arch-nemesis, joe biden. >> these highly political biden lawsuits and indictments shouldn't be allowed to start until after the election is over. we're going to make america great again, we're going to put america first, we're going to have a great country. it's going to be called the united states of america. thank you very much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great name for it. he's also running for president of italy.

in case you were wondering. [ laughter ] trump also kept the spirit of halloween alive by floating a scary new theory about what is going on at the border. >> biden is allowing people from prisons and jails. he's allowing people from mental institutions and insane asylums. silence of the lambs, hannibal lecter, remember? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we remember hannibal lecter, we just have no idea what you're talking about. [ laughter ] are there cannibals crossing the border? or did you just fall asleep with a movie on last night? [ laughter ] tannibal lecter isn't the only one with cinema on his mind. the biden administration is cracking down on a.i., thanks in part to the "mission: impossible" franchise. the president had a screening of "mission impossible: dead reckoning." in it, tom cruise's character battles an evil ai called "the entity." according to biden's deputy chief of staff, after screening the film, biden grew more concerned about the dangers of a.i. and became paranoid that

one of his cabinet members was actually tom cruise in one of those face masks. [ laughter ] man, i hope he doesn't see "cocaine bear." [ moans and laughter ] [ applause ] hunter will never be allowed back in a national park. tonight is night one of the two-day holiday known as día de los muertos, the day of the dead. latino families celebrate the day of the dead by placing offerings, food, et cetera, to their deceased loved ones. white families celebrate by watching "coco" on disney plus. [ laughter ] guillermo, do you celebrate dia de los muertos? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, every year. >> jimmy: what are you doing for it tonight? >> guillermo: we'll put all the pictures in there, then put what they like, ice cream, everything. then we pray today, tomorrow -- >> jimmy: what happens to the ice cream at the end? >> guillermo: it's fake ice cream. >> jimmy: where do you get fake ice cream? >> guillermo: i don't know, my wife got them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: grandma, god bless her, she loved fake ice cream.

a wloolt of people were asking if we were going to do the thing where we ask parents to pretend they ate their kids' halloween candy this year. we felt like the world is sad enough as it is. so we didn't. but that still didn't stop some sneaky moms from doing it anyway. >> mom and dad got hungry last night while we were watching tv, we ate all your candy. >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they still haven't found the boy, he just kept running. [ laughter ] although, you know, we didn't issue a youtube candy challenge this year, we did do something even more ambitious with the help of a very smart friend. let me bring him out. please say hello. he's a former nasa engineer, current youtube phenom, say hi to mark rober, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] mark, how are you? your kids definitely know who mark is. people probably know you best from the glitter bomb. >> that's right, yeah.

>> jimmy: he terrorizes people who steal packages from your front porch. i may be best known for making children cry on halloween. so this year we decided to join forces. to do what? >> someone has to do something about the punk teenagers who steal all the candy from the little kid, right? >> jimmy: that's right. >> who better than you and i, jimmy? >> jimmy: nobody, nobody. we worked together. we came up with a variety of ways -- >> like any good engineers would. assisting child safety, obviously. >> jimmy: some things were ruled out, they were too dangerous. some were ruled right in. [ laughter ] >> yeah, this is a collapsable table so the candy thief thinks they caused the damage. >> jimmy: uh-huh? what's this? >> a classic s.w.a.t. operation right here is what you're dealing with. we make them put all the candy did and do the fortnite dances. this you swap the candy bars with toothbrushes at 85 mires. >> jimmy: this one's really ambitious. >> my cousin peter is a news anc anchor. we take their footage, splice it into a newscast, and they think they're on the live news.

this is good old classic camouflage as the mulch man. >> jimmy: mulch man jumps out, they think the dummy is thing to worry about. >> it will get you every time. >> jimmy: how many different traps did you set? >> we had, like, 35 porches across america. >> jimmy: wow. >> it went amazingly well, jimmy. >> jimmy: it went well. >> we have 400 clips to choose from. i'm working on an hour and a half of sleep because we edited the video and put it out a few hours ago. >> jimmy: there it is. there are some people who do not respect the honor system, folks. it's time to let the wheels of righteousness turn. >> take one handful! >> please take one. [ sirens ] [ alarms ]

[ screaming ] [ siren ]

>> take a look at this video, seems like a normal door approach. okay, they're checking out the selection. oh, there it is. wow. that is a clear violation of the "please take one" sign. >> what is he talking about? >> you took more than one, that's why you're on the news. happy halloween! >> hi, kids. i'm the mulch man. arrgghh! only take one! only take one candy! i saw that. thank you for taking just one! what are you doing? >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ].

>> how much candy did you take? >> i'll put some back, give you some of my own -- >> that's right, put it back, one more handful. all right, now get out of here! the mulch man's always watching! >> that scared the [ bleep ] out of me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let that be a lesson to you, kids. that's just a sampling. you can watch the entire video with all of last night's shenanigans at mark rober's youtube channel. thank you, mark. for once again using your powers for nonsense. [ cheers and applause ] mark rober, everybody! we have a good show for you tonight. mike birbiglia is here. we've got music from devon gilfillian. and we'll be right back with octavia spencer.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, his one-man show, "the old man and the pool" premieres on netflix november 21st. the indisputably funny mike birbiglia is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a singer-songwriter from nashville. his album is called "love you anyway." music from devon gilfillian. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, our guests will be -- mariah carey will be with

us. and schulze be late. [ laughter ] so don't make any dinner plans. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: okay? alex edelman will be here, and we'll have music from allison russell as well. our first guest is an academy award winning actress and a self-proclaimed detective with two new docuseries up her producorial sleeve. "lost women of highway 20" premieres sunday and "feds" a week from today. both on investigation discovery. please say hello to octavia spencer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how is it going? very good to see you. >> oh my god, i'm so glad you guys are back. >> jimmy: have you been bored during the strike? >> oh, it's been -- this is a wonderful day. >> jimmy: oh, good, i'm glad.

i'm glad you're here. >> i'm glad to be here. >> jimmy: been going a little stir crazy at home? >> a little bit. it's a little -- you know. >> jimmy: did you celebrate halloween last night? >> well, the thing is, i -- i am normally working. so i kind of don't know what to expect with halloween. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> so i did celebrate. but not in the way that i thought. >> jimmy: and in what way did you celebrate? >> well, i have this thing, jimmy. you know, since i didn't know what to expect, i decided, you know, if there's going to be candy left over, i didn't want to have problems. >> jimmy: i see. >> so i wait until 4:00. and i go and i buy bagged candy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: buy candy you don't like? >> sweet tarts and peppermint. >> jimmy: oh, peppermint, yeah. >> i like peppermint at christmas but not at halloween. >> jimmy: peppermint like the little twisty peppermint things? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you'll get egged, your house will get egged for giving those out. [ laughter ] >> maybe it's good i didn't get

any trick or treaters. >> jimmy: sweet at that times, i have a certain family member that will clear your home of sweet tarts. >> i wish i'd known, honey. >> jimmy: he is a sweet tart fiend. >> cleto: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: peppermint nobody likes. even santa's like, these disgusting peppermints all the time! >> i appreciate them if they're in the shape of a candy cane. >> jimmy: right. kids, how did they react to your peppermint and whatnot? >> they -- because i guess i -- my house, the parents kind of know that i haven't really been there. so i had like three trick-or-treaters. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> i'm not going to lie, i did have some chocolate. >> jimmy: you had some chocolate. >> some. >> jimmy: you gave the chocolate out or just had it? [ laughter ] >> i gave out three pieces to three trick-or-treaters. i had half a bag left that i am going to share. >> jimmy: it is one of those sad things when you've got your whole bowl of candy ready to give out to the kids and only three of them show up. >> only three. and my neighborhood is like a big trick-or-treating neighborhood. >> jimmy: they skipped your

house? >> well, yeah. yeah, they did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why is that, i wonder? >> because they're used to -- i probably, you know -- should have had the gate open. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, open the gate is one. yes, if they have to scale the gate -- [ laughter ] >> i just expect, like, you know -- you ring. >> jimmy: oh, they have to buzz in? >> yeah, you buzz in. if you want the candy, you've got to buzz in. >> jimmy: were you dressed up for kids coming to your house? did you have a costume on? >> i would call it my uniform. you know. a t-shirt and -- i did have pants on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were wearing a t-shirt and pants. >> i was wearing pants. >> jimmy: that's good, that's good. you'd get arrested otherwise. >> otherwise, especially with kids trick-or-treating. >> jimmy: yes, for sure. >> that would be a problem. >> jimmy: you don't like to dress up? >> actually, i make an effort. but i don't think it's appreciated. >> jimmy: why? >> because i'm not really good at it. you know? >> jimmy: oh. >> ben falcone and melissa

mccarthy are really good friends of mine. >> jimmy: they're your neighbors too. >> right? >> my neighbors. when their kids were trick-or-treating age, they love to dress up. they loved it. and i went trick or treating with them a couple of times. and i was proud of myself because i had just gone to the white house and i bought a baseball cap with the white house emblem on it. and i thought, i know what i'm going to be for halloween, i'm just going to put this hat on, i'm going to be michelle obama. [ laughter ] and i go to ben and melissa's, she's dressed like a burglar, mask on. he's giving out candy, he's some kind of werewolf. the kids were little chickens. and i was like, wow. melissa says, "what are you?" "i'm flotus." and she didn't put it together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she was not happy with your -- yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's not a costume, a hat, really. [ laughter ] like in the same way a cherry isn't an ice cream sundae. a hat is not a costume. >> yeah.

i -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. but you were also bullied into -- it's weird being an actor and not wanting to dress up because that is what you do for work, right? >> i dress up as -- yeah. here's the thing, jimmy. you do this for a living. do you want to be funny all day? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: i do. >> okay. >> jimmy: if i don't hear laughter, people get fired. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. octavia spencer is here with us. "lost women of highway 20." we'll be right back. to help protect from hiv. i prep without pills. with apretude, a prescription medicine used to reduce the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude and get tested before each injection.

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>> jimmy: mike birbiglia is on the way. we are back with octavia spencer. now the last time you were here, we were talking about you love these true crime television shows, podcasts, et cetera, right? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you consume them in vast quantities? >> vast. >> jimmy: yes. >> vast. >> jimmy: how many of these would you say you've actually watched? >> episodes? like, hundreds. >> jimmy: hundreds? >> hundreds of episodes. >> jimmy: why do you think you love murder? [ laughter ] >> i don't love murder. i like solving them. >> jimmy: you like solving murder. >> i like feeling like i bring something to a resolution. even though i'm not involved in it. >> jimmy: you like the mystery part of the murder? >> i like getting the bad guy. >> jimmy: you like getting the bad guy, yeah.

[ cheers ] something about it being a real story is extra appealing to you? >> you know -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, because you're getting real bad guys. you know, i like -- there's a part of me sometimes when i get off work, i have to solve a mystery. that's the way to dial the brain down. i know that sounds stupid. >> jimmy: i see. on do you find yourself getting -- it affecting you? like making you paranoid or suspicious or anything? >> not suspicious, i'm aware. >> jimmy: aware, okay. do you think you're overly aware? do you think you're exactly the right amount of aware? >> i'm exactly the right amount of aware. >> jimmy: are you more aware now than you were before you started watching these things? >> i'm extremely aware now. >> jimmy: are you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you think you could get away with killing somebody? >> no, i wouldn't want to get away with killing when -- >> jimmy: you wouldn't want to, but do you think you could? [ laughter ] >> i might. i night. i might, but the thing is, i talk too much.

and criminals who think they're smarter than the cops talk too much. >> jimmy: they talk too much? >> and they get -- that's how they get caught. >> jimmy: you've got to be quiet. >> i would have to be quiet, and that would be hard for me. >> jimmy: great tip for the young murderers out there. [ laughter ] >> don't talk too much. >> jimmy: don't talk. i saw you in -- you did a video with the guy who runs apple, tim cook. >> yes. >> jimmy: how played mother nature in that video. how did that come to be? >> i got a call and was asked to do it. you know, tim and i both graduated from auburn. we're auburn alum squls oh, you think that had something too do with it? >> well, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you know him? >> i've met him a couple of times. >> jimmy: you have. interesting. the university-related places? >> no, at apple. >> jimmy: just at apple. you've been to apple that many times? >> i had a show on apple. >> jimmy: they'd invite you to the place? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? i'm an august tiger, you know. >> jimmy: i have a show on abc, and they never want me at disneyland. [ laughter ] >> i can talk to some people for you, jimmy.

>> jimmy: so you sit with this man who's in charge of this zillion-dollar company. what do you talk to him about? do you use your investigative skills that you've honed watching tv? >> here's the thing i've learned about tech people. they don't like to -- they don't talk too much. they don't tell secrets. >> jimmy: they're murderers. [ laughter ] >> no! no. no. >> jimmy: tim cook is a murderer. >> no! [ laughter ] no. i can tell you this. we murder people on the football field. >> jimmy: oh, auburn does. >> auburn does. >> jimmy: tim has nothing to do with that. >> he doesn't have anything to do with that. >> jimmy: no, no, okay. so did he give you stuff? did you ask him what they're working on? >> no. you know, i -- here's the thing. i knew what they were working on based on the script. so we were talking about that. >> jimmy: uh-huh? okay. >> then there's something. here's a little thing that you don't know that i'm about to -- >> jimmy: oh, great, good. >> when they were showing the

watch that was going to be the prototype for their zero carbon, he and i both graduated from auburn. >> jimmy: right. >> and the mockup watch had our school colors. orange and blue. >> jimmy: oh. yeah, that's not a great -- [ laughter ] >> yes, it is. it's good. >> jimmy: i thought we were going to get -- >> i think fans would appreciate that. >> jimmy: i thought you were going to tell us, they're working on snow globes now. [ laughter ] >> i'm a luddite, i don't really understand all that technology, i really don't. >> jimmy: you do know what colors they were, they were the same as auburn's, yeah. >> that was imperative. >> jimmy: wow. we're probably going to have to edit that out. [ laughter ] we probably violated some sort of confidentiality agreement that you have. hey, there's -- you say you're a luddite. there's a tiktok challenge. the challenge is, they have this song, i think it's a shaun mendez song. they call out different -- i don't know, emotions or whatever. and you, as an actor -- well, show the video.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. music from devon gilfillian is on the way. our next guest is a great storyteller with another critically acclaimed one-man show that explores life, death and vacation rentals. >> we move into an airbnb, which by the way, no breakfast. which is one of the letters. [ laughter ] this is a wildly misleading acronym. it's like if you showed up to an aa meeting and they're like, "we're livestreaming." and you're like -- [ laughter ] i had heard it was sort of a private thing. and they're like, "pop open a wine cooler, we're going to dish some goss." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the old man and the pool" premieres november 21st on netflix. please say hello to mike birbiglia.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> even you almost did not get my name right. >> jimmy: it's weird. >> i've known you so many years. >> jimmy: you know why i'm having trouble with your name? i've also got devin >> i get it wrong sometimes. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, i wasn't here because i got covid. >> i was performing the show you just played a clip from, "the old man and the pool" at steppenwolf in chicago. i was flying in on southwest airli airlines. i get a text from you, "i may have covid." "i go, "i'm so sorry." five minutes later you texted, "do you want to host the show instead of being a guest?" true story. and i said, "absolutely." and then a few minutes later you

texted, "you are hosting the show." [ laughter ] true story. a due minutes later you wrote, "you are interviewing tom cruise." [ laughter ] and there's more! five minutes after that, you wrote, "tom cruise has canceled." [ laughter ] which apparently he viewed it as some kind of step down. but i, you know -- he just doesn't do all his own stunts. he viewed the leap from kimmel to birbiglia to be too far. >> jimmy: yeah, well. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know, maybe he just felt there was covid going around this room. >> but it was a blast. >> jimmy: you were great. you did a great job. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you did three nights, not just the one night. >> yes, yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: did you get a lot of response on that? >> so much. i can't even imagine. this is your life all the time. because everyone came out of the woodwork from my past and my

childhood. i remember talking to -- my parents were watching the show and i said to my mom one night, "what do you think? i'm hosting the show." she goes, "it's a hard job." [ laughter ] "mom, i'll looking for the compliment in this." and it wasn't there. no, for real, it just -- it wasn't there. then your producer said, "you should introduce" -- it was mother's day. "you should interview your mom on the show, video chat." i interviewed my mom. and i go, "mom, what do you think, what was i like as a kid? was i funny?" and she goes, "no." [ laughter ] she goes, "you comedians are so serious." i go, you chee yands? how many comedians do you know? are you texting ronny chieng? are you on an email thread? she doesn't know a lot of comedians. we live in federal massachusetts. >> jimmy: she's extrapolating from you. >> yeah, i guess so.

but so -- that would -- but it was really fun. and then i did the, you know -- i did the show. "the old man and the pool." it's coming out on netflix. my parents are going to cede for the first time. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you about that. there's one thing in particular. i got to go see the show live when you were here in l.a. and it's just great. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: there was one thing in particular i was wondering about then, i'm still wondering about, i wanted to ask you about it. you say, you claim that -- >> you claim. >> jimmy: it's not much of a claim but it's a claim. it's probably true that your family, they don't say "i love you" to each other. >> true story. >> jimmy: which is to me, as an italian, a fellow italian american -- >> right. >> jimmy: seems very not italian at all. right? >> they say instead of i love you, they say "take care." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: take care. >> it's not the same. >> jimmy: no. >> it's almost a passive-aggressive command. [ laughter ]

"i'm going to need you to do something for me, take care." you know what i mean? one time i built up the courage, i said to my mom, called my mom for mother's day. "mom, i really appreciate you." there was a long silence on the other end for a few moments. then she said, "bye, now." [ laughter ] bye, now? but they love me. i believe it to be true. >> jimmy: you have no evidence. >> no evidence. so was your family an i love you family growing up? >> jimmy: they still are, they're an i love you family. well, it depends. in writing, yeah, for sure. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in person? we'll go, "love you." not "i love you." >> yeah, i see. >> jimmy: which is much more -- >> different. >> jimmy: "love you" is what we'll say. >> this i never mentioned on the show. at one point i said to my -- i realized -- >> jimmy: you whisper so your mom doesn't hear this? >> yeah, exactly. i did it again.

so one time -- >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> one time when i was in high school -- are we mic'd? one time i said to my mom, i go -- i said to my parents in high school, you know -- "why don't you tell me you love me?" it struck me as oz. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my mom said, this is an exact quote, "we do wuv you." i was like, it's not the same word. wub, it's closer to "rug" than it is to "love." >> jimmy: that's interesting. i wonder what happened when they got married, when they exchanged -- wows. [ laughter ] what happened? >> yeah, no, i don't -- yeah. and -- i feel bad even talking about it. but the special, they're definitely going to see it. >> jimmy: they haven't seen your show yet? >> no. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i know. it's an odd one. >> jimmy: are you sure they're really your parents? [ laughter ] >> no. i mean, i have no real evidence.

but i will say, like -- they like some comedy. they like ray romano. >> jimmy: okay. >> right? >> jimmy: all right. >> they watched like every episode of "everyone loves raymond." then he came to "old man and the pool" on broadway. i was like, "my parents love you, do you mind making a video to my parents saying hi?" sent it to my parents. they wrote back, "who is that?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i'm like, maybe they just don't like comedy. maybe the whole thing's a ruse. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> isn't that great? >> jimmy: well, this is interesting, i think. because you're very -- you're very productive. you got this special coming out on netflix. you already have another whole show ready to go -- >> yeah, yeah, "please stop the ride." >> jimmy: "please stop the ride" it's called. you're going to start it when? >> boston in december. then i go to seattle and vancouver and walla walla and all these places.

>> jimmy: walla walla is a special place because you had an incident there? >> if you haven't seen my movie "sleepwalk with me" many years ago, i sleepwalked through a second-story window of a la quinta in walla walla, washington. true story. and you can laugh. i just -- i was later diagnosed with a rare sleep disorder called rem sleep behavior disorder. now when i go to bed at night, i take medication, i sleep in a sleeping bag up to my neck and i wear mittens so i can't open the sleeping bag. and that's my life. [ laughter ] you got to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. >> jimmy: so will you go back to that la quinta inn when you're in walla walla? >> i'm not going to stay there. [ laughter ] i think -- i'll visit, though. there's a plaque. >> jimmy: we have a photograph of the plaque. commemorating, on this day -- [ laughter ] mike birbiglia sleepwalked out the window. >> january 26th, 2005. seriously. google it.

[ laughter ] what's odd is some of my fans actually go and stay in that room. where i jumped through the second-story window. which is a very odd monument. you don't usually go to people's medical catastrophes. [ laughter ] as like a tourist attraction. but i'm into it. i think it's great. >> jimmy: it's fun, right? >> i like it, yeah. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> love it. >> jimmy: the show is hilarious. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's called "the old man and the pool." it premieres november 21st on netflix. michael, i want to tell you something. i love you. >> i love you too. >> jimmy: see, there we go. [ cheers and applause ] mike birbiglia, everybody. see how easy it is? we'll be back with devon gilfillian.

spencer, mike birbiglia. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album called "love you anyway." here with the title track, devon gilfillian! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ everybody's looking for a new solution

you know it takes time ♪ ♪ every change don't have to be a revolution but open your eyes ♪ ♪ and i'm gonna love you anyway ♪ ♪ and sometimes it's so easy to forget forgiveness i'm feeling so tired ♪ ♪ and sometimes we don't even know we're burning bridges until they're on fire ♪ ♪ we're all broken

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won't even have tomorrow i'll be glad that i tried to love you anyway ♪ ♪ i'm gonna love you anyway gonna love you anyway hey ♪ ♪ i i i'm gonna love you anyway gonna love you anyway ♪ ♪ and it's a heavy weight to carry i know i know sometimes it's scary ♪ ♪ 'cause we all have our storms to weather but we're all in this ship together ♪ ♪ and i'm gonna love you anyway gonna love you ♪ ♪ i i i'm gonna love you anyway ♪

♪ i'm i'm gonna love you anyway i'm gonna love you i'm gonna love you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- >> this is a national emergency. >> a covert government project on screen this summer in the blockbuster "oppenheimer." >> why would we go to the middle of nowhere? >> why, why? how about because this is the most important thing to ever happen in the history of the world! >> juju: but that wasn't the whole story. >> what happened here on that day, on july 16, 1945, that huge expanse of land wasn't empty after all. >> there were families