served our country to even better prepare them for the workplace, to get jobs, not just for disney, but for any entity out there. >> it's a great effort. and over the last ten years, abc seven's parent company, the walt disney company, has hired more than 15,000 veterans. >> we are committed to that. >> we certainly are. all right. we thank you for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel. larry bill, all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogen. >> have a great night. previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> come here, i'll hold you.

maybe there is something better than that. [ cryi [ crying ] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- paul dano -- nick offerman -- and seth rogen plus music from 2 chainz & lil wayne with cleto and the cletones, and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for barreling through raging freeway infernos to be here.

i know, it happens to be my birthday today, thank you. i appreciate it. 73 years old. 73 years old. everybody says i hope you have the best birthday ever. i will tell you, with certainty, it has not been the best birthday ever. it started off rough. i got on the scale this morning. i have one of those digital scales that connects to your phone and that way, you can keep a record of your weight -- for future generations. i guess, for my grandchildren. and this scale, it's like an 80 dollar scale that, every time you get on it, it tells you how much weight you either gained or lost since the last time you got on it. so i get on it this morning, and the first display is a little graphic that says "happy birthday." which is a weird thing, coming from an appliance. you're standing on naked. and then after happy birthday, the next screen it tells me since the last time i weighed myself, which was thursday, by the way, i've gained 4.9 pounds.

happy birthday, you gained five pounds in four days! i almost took it out to the garbage. i almost threw it in the recycling bin. i also got a lot of texts today. when your birthday is in the news, you get a lot of texts from like, a guy that got you tickets once to cirque du soleil. or a driver that picked you up from the airport in 2008, 2008, that kind of thing. the people you really want to hear from on your birthday. but i also, got a nice email from a celebrity. you want to know who the celebrity was? not you, but i did get a nice text from you. >> guillermo: ben affleck? >> jimmy: no. >> george clooney? >> guillermo: matt damon. >> jimmy: i said a celebrity. >> guillermo: will ferrell. >> jimmy: no, not will ferrell. the answer is weird al jankovic. so, i think i made out in the plus column. speaking of making out, did you

see this video of travis kelce and taylor swift? woo indeed. travis kelce flew all the way to argentina to see taylor swift, and you know, she makes him buy the tickets. he has to get them on ticketmaster like everybody else. after the show, she comes off stage. he is there. she runs, jumped into his arms, and then he ran her back 57 yard for a touchdown. it was incredible. these two, i mean, she's on tour around the world and still makes it to his games on sundays. he's in the middle of a football season and flying to buenos aires. they're making it very hard for every other couple that's in a long-distance relationship right now. "oh, you can't make it to my mom's house for thanksgiving this year? travis flew to singapore!" for taylor. on the other side of humanity's coin, we have donald trump jr. who was in court again this morning. there he is.

you hear the protesters chanting "crime family, crime family." and that's basically what these people are, a crime family. a very dumb crime family. the gambozos. if you will. don jr., he is so embarrassing. he is on the stand. he is testifying in this $250 million fraud trial and he has to compliment. he said his father is "an artist with real estate." yeah, he's an artist. he's vincent van going-to-jail. with real estate. [ applause ] he also boasted that his dad is the father of hotel gyms. he said, "maybe someone had put a gym in a building somewhere, but no one did it at the scale of my father." he is saying that his father, the father of the hotel gymnasgym is the guy who never stepped inside one, okay? the amount of ass-kissing in this trial is insane. djtj of course, denies any and all wrongdoing and is instead going with the "our accountants did it" defense. >> i'm not supposed to rely on a

big five accounting firm, one of the biggest accounting firms in the world. i can pay them millions of dollars. i rely on them to do accounting, but i'm supposed to know more than them. by this logic, insurance companies are going to start suing patients for listening to their doctors, right? you understand? am i supposed to know more? don jr. doesn't know anything about it. i'm note an accountant. i'm a business guy. >> jimmy: i'm a business guy who had his elbows soldered together, and now i move my arms like a muppet. and with all the complaining the trumps do about this trial playing out in the media, you can barely even turn the channel without seeing their lawyer doing interviews. >> what have they been asking the kids? and tell me how they fit into all of this? >> they don't fit into all of this. what have they been asking the kids is very simple. they'll ask the kids did you give a value to somebody, did you do something?

and everybody said resoundingly, no. these kids did nothing wrong. they should not be in the case. ivanka is already out of the case. the boys should not be in the case. >> jimmy: that's right, they're just boys. they're kids. eric has a book report due this weekend! they're both still wearing pull-ups! they're on trial? i mean, come on. don and don jr. had some father and son event this weekend. they went to the ufc fight at madison square garden. there they are. trump is being cheered on. he has dana white there. he has tucker carlson in the back. he has kid rock in tow. oh, yeah, there we go. a little fist bump. don jr. was thrilled to be a part of the group. he posted this picture of him and tuck cackling in their blue checker print shirts? a couple of banana republicans right there. and by the way, donald trump's older sister maryanne died this morning. they found her unresponsive in her apartment. she was 86. so far today, trump has posted multiple times - lashing out at the "witch hunt" in new york,

attacking "deranged jack smith" going on about radical left zealots and thugs and plugging a book of letters he's selling, but no mention of his sister. i hope he at least has the decency to find a good plot for her on his golf course. meanwhile, another republican candidate has whittled himself out of the race. tim scott has decided to suspend his campaign for president. if you don't know who tim scott is, it's why he decided to suspend his campaign for president. this is tim. [ applause ] >> jimmy: asking voters to paint him like one of their french girls. he is gone now, and it's a shame. looking forward to seeing what weird way he'd sit next. so with scott out, the remaining republican candidates are donald trump, ron desantis, chris christie, nikki haley, freddy kreuger, snidely whiplash, and a big mouth billy bass. i think. and on the independent side -- rfk jr. who is, not only is he anti-vax, he is also apparently anti-socks.

he was photographed strolling around barefoot on a food-covered airplane floor. it takes a special kind of psychopath to wear a belt but no shoes. but this is how you build natural immunity. big pharma won't tell you to walk around barefoot on an airplane because there's no money in it for them. and then we have another unbalanced candidate. remember the qanon shaman? this guy? well, he is out of prison and now wants to spend time in congress. he's running as a libertarian in arizona. it's like they say, "if you can't violently overthrow 'em, join 'em!" i kinda want him to win, just so we can see him in the lunchroom with george santos. there is another new trump book out tomorrow. this one is from jonathan karl of abc news. it's called "tired of winning." and there are some pretty good nuggets. karl says that back in 2020, trump hung up on kim kardashian, who was calling to try to get someone out of prison because he suspected she'd voted for biden. and he also reports that trump was obsessed with a totally

bananas idea that he could somehow get reinstated as president. an idea he got from our mypillow pal mike lindell. who promised trump he'd be reinstated august 13th, 2021. 8 months into biden's term. i guess that didn't happen, but it hasn't stopped mike lindell. the pillow man is still at it, zooming into his tv live stream from all over the place. he seems to be traveling constantly. why, we do not know, but we did spend some time putting his whereabouts together. ♪ >> hello, everybody, welcome to lindell report. we're going through slippers here. he turned a blind eye to this election crime. just a computer error can cost an election. that's why they're attacking mypillow. we get rid of the machine, we melt them down, turn them into prison bars. >> how am i coming in? >> loud and clear. >> when i got evidence in 2021, it shows china was in the -- inside. >> really? >> the mypillow 2.0, it went

viral on twitter. >> there is mike. hey, mike. >> election of 2020 is going bye-bye. i must be in a no parking zone or something. it's a beautiful day here for america. >> our customers have always stepped up. >> donald trump is has won. >> have i the highest credential. >> did it appear like he was attacked. >> that's the law. nothing to make a joke about. i just got stung bay bee. >> we're going send a formal invitation to jimmy kimmel. we got to get rid of the computers in our elections. is that a new thing you're doing where you blur the background? >> jump on the bandwagon, because you're going to be bye-bye. >> frank social. being the important -- >> i think we lost mike. >> jimmy: yeah. we lost mike a long time ago. just coming around to it now. it is a busy time for mike lindell, no doubt, but even busier for our embattled former president. who, i guess in an attempt to

mend the wall between himself and the latino community, sat down on his balls for an interview with univision where he was taken to task on a number of subjects. by one of the toughest journalists, in any language. do you see where this is going? yes? let's find out. >> buenas noches, and welcome to the interview of donald trump. mr. trump, first question. stormy daniels say you have a chalupa that is very small. es verdad? >> guillermo: me too. it's okay. okay. next question. what will happen if you stop eating at mcdonald's? >> they would be out of business. they'd be out. >> guillermo: because you eat so much? >> i do. >> guillermo: me too. what about melania? how you describe your marriage? >> it's a hoax. >> guillermo: yeah, that seems right. i have to say, you look very orange today, sir.

some people say you look like an oompa loompa. what do you think of the oompa loompas? >> they're energetic people. they have more energy. they have -- they're very smart. they're incredible people. they're passionate people. you know, it's always tough to generalize about people, but you can, you know. some people say oh, that's not good. it's not politically correct. >> guillermo: you're probably right. it is time to stop being so pc about oompa loompas. great point, sir. oh, i have another question for you. can you tell me who is this? >> that's silence of the lamb, hannibal lecter. >> do you know him? >> he has been very loyal to me. i've been very loyal to him. >> guillermo: next question, who are these guys? >> these are people that are very, very disturbed, very, very mentally ill. >> guillermo: yes, they seem very bad and very ugly too. any way, thank you for inviting me to your very weird house. before i go, i have a surprise.

it is my honor to announce you have been named mexico's 2023 pendejo of the year. [ applause ] you look good, sir, like a real pendejo. you are welcome. that was interview with pendejo numero uno donald trump. back to you in the studio, jimmy. >> jimmy: great work, guillermo. you're outstanding. hey we have a fun show tonight. we have music from, 2 chainz and lil wayne. and we'll be right back with paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogen. stick around. ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you bibi the

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. tonight, their new album "welcome to collegrove" comes out this friday. music from 2 chainz and lil wayne. we've got wayne and chainz. this week, we also have new

shows with a great lineup of guests, including emma stone and nathan fielder, kurt and wyatt russell, julianne moore, paul mescal, juno temple, glenn howerton -- and music from david laufey and the hives. so please join us for all that. i see guillermo has left to get a shot of tequila. and i told you he wasn't going to remember. that's all right. you know what? i'm unsafe right now. but oh, there he is. great, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you. sorry, jimmy. >> jimmy: you all right? >> guillermo: they don't have shot glasses. so they give me this one. >> jimmy: our guests tonight moonlight in the worlds of music, woodworking and smoking related ceramics. they've joined forces to tell the true story about gamestop stock called "dumb money." >> what, yes, hello? >> hi, it's ken griffin. >> hi there, ken. how you? great to hear from you. >> do you have a minute? >> i -- um, i got to call you

right back, if that's okay. i'm so sorry. >> sure. >> okay, great. >> hi. >> what's happening right now? >> it looks like there is one guy driving all the buying? >> what, what guy? >> i believe his name is rory kibby. >> jimmy: "dumb money" is in theaters and on digital now. please welcome paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogen. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for this. this is -- is this a birthday gift for me? >> i heard it was your birthday. i sort of assumed these guys might bring you something. they didn't.

>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but i didn't want to show up empty handed. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. and you didn't happen to get this from your hotel room, did you? >> it's the thought that counts. [ laughter ] >> i didn't get you anything so. >> jimmy: well, thank you. you know what? my scale will reprimand me for that tomorrow morning. but i appreciate it. how you guys doing? >> very well, thank you. paul said that that could be from us. >> jimmy: oh, he said that it could be from you and then he took full credit for it, which in fact he does deserve, yeah, yeah. >> nick, you knew it was jimmy's birthday from our briefing. >> i did. but i ran out of time. we talked about crafting a custom paddle and getting into a whole spanking scenario. [ laughter ] the strike just ended. you know, let's keep this loving. >> jimmy: maybe next year. next year, that would be nice. how well do you guys know each other? >> i know them both pretty well.

>> nick and i have never met in the flesh. >> they met in the hallway, literally before this. >> jimmy: people are laughing, but i was wondering about that, because in the movie, you guys play -- you have kind of a different world that you're in, and you don't have scenes together. >> yeah. we all shot at separate times. i'm a huge fan of his. seth and i worked together last year on steven spielberg's film "fable moon." [ cheering ] >> a lot of fableheads in the crowd tonight. >> when we got the job, seth texted me saying this is so exciting that we get to work together. and i said yeah, until you [ bleep ] my wife. >> i hadn't read the script. i had only been offered the role. i was really confused, honestly. but then i was relieved. >> jimmy: and then you guys seth and nick worked together in the

pam and tommy deal? >> yes, also from craig gillespie, who directed. >> jimmy: who directed this very film. interesting. and how is it going? are the two of you liking each other? it seems like you've gotten off to a fairly strong start. >> what's not to like? my goodness, yeah. >> it's pretty amicable so far. >> jimmy: by the way, i learned a lot watching this movie, because i knew about that whole game stop thing. i'd read about -- i never really bothered to get into the details of what was going on. and it's such an interesting story. it's also so weird to make a movie about real events that happen like two years ago. it's rare that people turn things around that quickly, you know. and was this a story that you guys were personally following when it was happening? >> no. >> i was aware of it, but i didn't know -- i don't get granular when it comes to my own

investment portfolio. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. i invest in chisels and hand tools. >> jimmy: have they appreciated in value? >> damn right they have. >> jimmy: nice. >> when it comes to hand tools, you get what you pay for, and that means good steel. >> jimmy: are you an investor? are you a guy who plays the stock market? >> no, no, no. i hate losing money. i would have to know. i would have to study it. i would have to get into it. i can't even play poke were friends. i don't want anything to do with losing money. >> jimmy: oh. how about you, seth? >> no. i'm not great with investment. in general, my life, when i was 13, i had my bar mitzvah, and i took all the money and bought a hallucinogenic mushrooms with them. and then all my friends wrote in my year book, the day school ended, that's when my bar mitzvah was, my friends wrote

hey, i'm so psyched to eat all the 'shrooms you got. and my parents read my yearbook, what the [ bleep ] is everyone talking about about? oh, that's just a joke. then they looked in my backpack where there were several ounces of mushroom, and they took them and threw them in the garbage. so that was poor investment ultimately on my part. but if it went well, i would be a 'shroom magnate. >> jimmy: you're dressed like a 'shroom magnate. >> i am dressed like a 'shroom magnate. that's what i showed my stylist, 'shroom magnate. >> jimmy: you didn't get to meet this guy. the movie is the center of the film is this guy named keith gill, who would go on this reddit page, and he would talk about this gamestop stock, and it's a complicated thing. i won't get into all the details of it. but reddit rose up to kind of defeat the man and to support these little video game stores that are in the mall. >> yeah. my guy roaring kitty.

>> roaring kitty, his god-given name. >> roaring kitty. i really wanted to meet him. he had to sort of disappear. i felt like he was a samurai who walked off into the distance and didn't want to be found, didn't want to go stand outside his house like a creep. so i just sort of -- in fact, after reading the script, which was wonderful, i looked at just one youtube video of his, and i was okay. it would be so good for me to spend time with that guy, so to speak. his energy was so positive and honest. and he was one of those people who is just like able to be like this is me. i'm wearing a cat shirt and a bandanna and what's up? where i don't think i'd be able to do that. i'd be too nervous what jimmy kimmel might think of me in a cat shirt. >> jimmy: no, you shouldn't come here in a cat shirt. it's just not something anyone should do. but it is -- you're right, though. people who are either comfortable or oblivious enough to wear a shot with kit man on it are i guess to be admired?

>> i guess. it felt powerful to me. this would be a good for paul to spend some time in the kitty corner. >> jimmy: and seth and nick you play a couple of out-of-touch billionaires. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which indeed what you are. >> in real life, yeah. it took no research whatsoever. >> jimmy: you didn't meet those guys did you? >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: those guys can't be happy about this, right? >> no. my guy was publicly vocal about saying that the film was full of falsehoods and fabrications. he made a stink about it. and we discovered that he actually hadn't seen the movie. and i think -- we did a lot of research. we vetted it. most of what i do is based on actual reciting what he said in court, which make a document of, you know. i think he is mad that we said what he said in public.

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do you remember back at stone hill when they dared me to run that mile maked? >> it was the craziest storm that night. >> everybody remembers that. you too, man. you don't think people remember a 4 minute, 3-second mile. >> what is this, a pep talk? >> stop hiding, seriously. stop being all meek and [ bleep ]. >> you want me to run through lightning with my [ bleep ] out? >> yeah, please. exactly that. run through lightning with your [ bleep ] out. >> there is paul nick offerman, seth rogan. the movie is called "dumb money." you and pete play brothers in the film. did you guys have fun together? >> i love pete. i loved pete. i felt like i was coming out of a baked car at 16 years old and just giggling and laughing. i've never broken that much on camera. i've never laughed so hard offset. he is just like an open channel,

the stuff that would come out. >> jimmy: it's kind of funny you have a movie that seth rogan is in and pete davidson is the biggest stoner. >> i'm getting old, man. >> jimmy: in one scene, you guys, i don't think i'm ruining anything, but you get naked and you run. >> yeah. it goes with the clip. >> yeah, yeah. so our director, craig gillespie came up to us on set one day, you know, these brothers, in real life ran this naked mile? pete was you want [ bleep ]? i'm your guy. oh, okay. pete said yes, i have to say yes. >> jimmy: oh, you were bullied into it in a way, like brothers would do. is there a way to prepare for a nude scene? or you just have to go with it? >> it was late october in jersey. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> you just have to accept. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you have to accept the situation. >> jimmy: the consequences, yes. >> we had to change in a high school locker room. i'm sure some kind of fungus i was going to take home some kind

of fungus. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> the football locker room. it turned out to be really fun, though. >> jimmy: it's freeing isn't it to suddenly be maked? i'm imagining you both naked. and i don't think that's just in my head. i'm remembering both of you doing nude stuff. >> i get that from a lot of talk shows. >> jimmy: yeah, do you? [ laughter ] >> i in chicago theater i was known if you need a guy to get naked, call offerman. in my first play i did in los angeles was on a thrust stage, a mike lee play. and the lights come up at the top of the show and i'm down center naked, and i guzzle two cans of guinness to start the show. and opening night, the lights come up, i drink my guinness, and two little old ladies in the front row, one says to the other, i have to get my glasses! [ laughter ] it was all you could hear in the silent theater. and i said it's about breadth, lady. >> jimmy: seth, how about you? >> oh, i've been naked many

times on camera. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah, mostly comedic effect. [ laughter ] i made a movie called "the interview". >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheering ] >> it almost started -- >> jimmy: be careful. >> we don't have to talk about that. there is a scene in the film where i've shoved a rocket up my ass, and i get -- and i'm concealing it from north korean guards, and i get stripped down by the guards, and they have a german shepherd, the joke is the german shepherd is smelling me and it smells my ass because that's where the rocket is hidden. so we're there filming, and there is the dog handler and the guy from peta, the people for the ethical treatment of animals is there. see if you can get that thing on the end of the movie that no animals were harmed. and so the dog, god bless it, is barking and doing all this stuff, but it just won't smell my ass. for whatever reason, does want to smell my ass, which is insane!

and so we keep talking to the trainer, how do we get to it smell my ass? is there anything we can do? the trainer is pointing a at my ass, sniff, sniff, sniff! the trainer keeps giving the dog when it performs well little jerky treats. like little beef jerky so me and evan, my co-director. i think i know how to get the dog -- [ laughter ] so i end up shoving beef jerky in my ass, and it works. the dog is sniffing my ass. the dog is doing it. and we get a few takes of it. and i go back behind the camera, and the guy from peta is standing there like this. and i go to him, this isn't mistreating the dog, right? like the dog isn't going to be upset by this? and he was like the dog doesn't care.

i can't believe you were doing this. [ applause ] >> jimmy: looking out for you. >> i got worms also from the dog. i had to comb for three weeks. >> jimmy: the important thing is after all that, no one got to see that movie. >> exactly. and at least after that the movie was shelved. >> jimmy: so a lot of this movie you guys are in takes place on social media. seth, you are -- nick, you are also, are you paul on social media? >> no, i'm not. i created some fake accounts, though, to get in touch with the young people. >> jimmy: oh you did. can you say what they are? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. >> no, definitely not. that's really -- that's not something i want in my life. i went on tiktok, and i was sent to video about how oat milk isn't good for you. and i wanted to be done with

tiktok, because i drink oat milk every day and i didn't need to know that. and some of the others. but it reminded me, you know, of aol and instant message starting out. and when i was young and in touch. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what was your screen name on aol and instant messager? do you remember that? can you say that? >> yeah. it was -- i just want to give the disclaimer. it was middle school. >> jimmy: okay. >> but me and all my friends decided to make our first screen names and end them with 40 as if our 12-year-olds drank 40 ounces. i think mine was peanut 40 oz. and my friend was cell dog 40 oz. >> inarguably bad ass. >> yeah. >> jimmy: nick, what was yours? do you remember? did you have one? >> yeah, there was again, very

adolescent. i was also in middle school in the early 00s. it had the words "donkey punch." donkey punch 40 oz. >> jimmy: seth, did you go through that? did you that deal? >> we don't have aol in canada. >> jimmy: oh, do you have col? >> col. no, i actually joined the internet pretty late. it was actually -- we were making the movie "the green hornet" and that's around when i joined the internet. >> jimmy: no way! >> joined the internet. that's what you do, join the internet. and the reason evan, my writing partner, we would go on imdb on the message boards. there are all these nerds that were really mad that we were make "the green hornet". so we would go on the message board and argue with them, like screw you, nerd! we were actually using our

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>> jimmy: we are back with paul dano, nick offerman, and seth rogan. the cast of "dumb money," which is the story of the gamestop stock. and if you are confused by it as i was while it was happening, it explains the whole thing quite beautifully, yes. and do you guys -- now you worked with this director craig gillespie before. you had not worked with craig. nobody has to audition. you don't have to audition anymore for things, right? >> generally. especially when you get the

breakdown when they're casting something, it often says a seth rogan type. a mushroom tycoon who wears velvet and jewel tones. should we get seth? let's go. >> they're like ask pete davidson is available. he is younger now. >> jimmy: is it helpful to know your co-stars before going in? do you find that a shortcut? >> i actually find it sometimes harder to act with people i know very well, because acting i find to be embarrassing sometimes, because you're -- because it's silly. you're pretending. you're pretending. and so, yeah, one time actually i auditioned for the film "8 mile" the eminem film. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes, i did. and i am really good friends, still am with jason segel, the act. the casting director didn't feel comfortable reading -- it was a part opposite eminem.

and she didn't want to read the eminem role. she was like bring in an actor to read the eminem role with. >> jimmy: she told you? >> it was incumbent on the auditioner to bring in a scene partner, which is weird. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so me and jason both had auditions for this role, rabbit, that was the role, rabbit. no, rabbit is eminem. geez, his name cheese. >> jimmy: cheddar. >> that was cheddar. when is the last time you saw "8 mile". >> jimmy: before you joined the internet. >> before i joined the internet. i was invited to join. so, yeah, i'm auditions for cheddar, and jason segel is also auditions for cheddar. and can we go in together, he'll read for me and i'll be cheddar, and then i'll be rabbit and he'll be cheddar. and they said yes. and then we go in there together. we had a sleepover at my house

that night. >> aw. >> and we practiced, we ran our lines. when you're alone, it's different. and then we got there, and the casting director was like, "action." and the first line is me being like, yo yo yo, let me show you my demo, it's at paisley park. and i said it and started laugh hysterically, and jason started laughing hysterically, and we both laughed until we cried, and then we're both just asked to leave. >> funny. [ applause ] >> jimmy: at least you get a sleepover out of it. >> nick, what did you do over the strike? did you have any fun hobbies/activities? >> i have a wood shop here in los angeles. >> jimmy: i know that. >> made this desk. >> we made this desk and then we put it in the sky mall catalog. it's available in oak, mahogany and pal nut. >> jimmy: maybe we'll get different wood tones. >> i toured as a humorist.

>> jimmy: right. >> i toured around the country and the uk and ireland, singing songs for audiences. my newest song is called "eating [ bleep ]." >> i thinketting [ bleep ] brings you from humorous to comedian. >> i don't know. i also wrote a new song about that hbo show i did called "the last of us." >> jimmy: yeah, you were great on that. >> thank you, thank you. i wasn't going for that. i got a lot of homophobic hate actually directed at me. so i wrote a song called "i thought i was a man but i was wrong." and i wrote -- when people ask. >> i thought you were going to say that was [ bleep ]. >> when people say why do you say you're a humorist, it's because i don't write jokes. >> jimmy: i see. >> but i wrote a joke about "the laz of us." i say i'm very lucky i got this role because they needed a guy that could use a shovel, and there are only three of us in hollywood, harrison ford passed,

and jane lynch was not available. [ laughter ] it took me two months to write that joke. >> jimmy: and paul, you were a comic book, right? a whole comic book series. >> i wrote a comic book that's coming out soon in november about i play this character the riddler in the batman film. >> jimmy: yes. [ applause ] >> i took my back story and made it into a six-issue comic. it was kind of a dream come true. some little kid in me. >> jimmy: were you into the riddler beforehand, or just embodying that character is what got you all riddler crazy? >> i always would do the work, what gets me to page 1 reading the script. you carry the life with you in your body and voice. so i expanded my back story into a comic. i secretly thought it would be a comic. i tried to imbue my back story with the archetypal energy of a comic. i told our director, he said that should be a comic. >> jimmy: when will it come out?

that's awesome. >> november 21st. >> jimmy: and it is called the riddler? >> it's called "riddler year one". >> jimmy: look at you guys. keeping busy. thank you for coming. it's great to have you. go see the movie. it's called "dumb money." it's in the movie theaters, and also you can get it on digital now. paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogan. we'll be back with 2 chainz and lil wayne. ♪ [ applause ] friday dealserent blk at target each week. ♪ i never knew there was a ♪ ♪ love like this before ♪ [rosemarie's "love like this"] ♪ never had someone to show me love ♪ weekly black friday deals you can't miss. ♪ love like this before ♪ ♪ i never knew there was a... ♪ get low prices and early black friday deals at target. biiiig moment here for charles who ate a big 'ole bowl of raisin bran crunch ...and packed a downright immaculate carry-on.

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>> jimmy: their joint album, "welcome to collegrove" comes out friday. here with the song "long story short" 2 chainz and lil wayne! [ cheering and applause ]

♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, thank you all, thank you all, welcome to collegrove ♪ ♪ happy birthday, happy birthday, kimmel, happy birthday, happy birthday kimmel ♪ ♪ happy birthday, eh, eh, eh ♪ ♪ wake up light the blunt i put out 'fore i fell asleep my girl look like ♪ ♪ she cherokee my crib look like i'm sellin ki's my crib feel like ♪ ♪ some therapy 'bout that life i guarantee you livin' life ♪ ♪ vicariously this life gon' be the death of me and she don't care ♪ ♪ where i -- hit that from hella feet she walk out here she wearin' me ♪ ♪ i talk my like me she smellin' me and all i hear is jealous i call them jellybeans ♪ ♪ love my trigger finger so much i bought it a wedding ring yeah yeah ♪ ♪ let's get married cut off his head and the rest get buried crossin' ♪

♪ my head like a presbyterian tell him he dead and upset his parents ♪ ♪ tears get shed only if you caring right on his head see the red beam blaring ♪ ♪ two twelve gauges like twenty four karats hold up ain't that a ♪ ♪ i might bang at ya -- if i go at her neck i might hang that lil -- scope on the tec ♪ ♪ and it came with that -- i could hit you up from any range with that -- ♪ ♪ got papers on draco a case on the radar you mess with me wrong ima bake your potato ♪ ♪ i twist his head up just like a tornado pull out the toast i'm like leggo my eggo i bust down a quaalude ♪ i bust down a quaalude ♪ ♪ i bust down a quaalude can't find a straight but i ain't complaining that's how my day go ♪ ♪ i said okay i been on my jay i'm ben and she j-lo she been to barbados ♪ ♪ i take her to caicos all of this bread and she can't get a bagel all of that said ♪ ♪ i can't really stay though i hop in the lamb and crank it like fabo wake up light the blunt ♪ ♪ i put out 'fore i fell asleep my girl look like she cherokee ♪ ♪ my crib look like i'm sellin ki's my crib feel like ♪ ♪ some therapy 'bout that life i guarantee you livin' life vicariously this life gon' ♪ ♪ be the death of me i make you -- ♪ ♪ you cannot leave i drown my heart in kerosene ♪ ♪ a plus off in parenting get my kids damn near everything ♪ ♪ 'fore you get a wedding ring better get her ass

a belly ring ♪ ♪ soon as i stopped trappin' man my phone it wouldn't even barely ring ♪ ♪ ion compete but you can't compete plain janes patek philippe i'm with my lady ♪ ♪ we came to eat my stomach you'd think that it changed the beat ♪ ♪ we on a date make it rain some ones they want ♪ ♪ no change but the change gon' come soon as i say it ♪ ♪ it's said and done and my screensaver my favorite gun ♪ ♪ i'm rockin' i'm swervin' i'm poppin' detergent get money it's urgent god bless her surgeon ♪ ♪ i rub my hand bird man double cup lean head i done been the weed man ♪ ♪ it's a blessing yeen dead i keep it rolling like paraplegic ♪ ♪ i'm better believe it you better believe it biting on me like every mosquito ♪ ♪ i'm wearing shades think i'm staring at people i did the math ♪ ♪ and ain't no way we equal this collegrove two and so this is the sequel ♪ ♪ this collegrove two and so this is the sequel wake up light the blunt ♪ ♪ i put out 'fore i fell asleep my girl look like ♪ ♪ she cherokee my crib look like i'm sellin ki's my crib feel like ♪ ♪ some therapy 'bout that life i guarantee you livin' life vicariously ♪ ♪ this life gon' be the death of me ♪

♪ happy birthday, kimmel, blunt, blunt to my lips ♪ gun on my hip blunt to my lips gun on my ♪ >> number 17! ♪ blunt to my lips gun on my hip >> happy birthday, jimmy! >> happy birthday, brother! >> yeah! ♪ gun on my hip blunt to my lips ♪ ♪ gun on my hip blunt to my lips gun on my ♪ ♪ blunt to my lips gun on my hip ♪ ♪ this life's gonna be the death of me ♪ thank you. [ cheering and applause ]

>> jimmy: thanks to paul dano, nick offerman, seth rogen, thanks to 2 chainz and lil wayne. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night! this is "nightline." >> tonight, crime influencer. >> let's go fishing. >> a rare interview with logan paul. the wrestler, boxer, and original influencer.