tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC November 14, 2023 11:35pm-12:37am PST
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kurt russell and wyatt russell, juno temple, and music from d4vd, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thanks. thanks. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our headquarters in hollywood.
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please relax. it's -- did you know it's thanksgiving next week? you knew this, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. >> jimmy: you didn't tell me? >> guillermo: i did, i think i did. >> jimmy: i was sitting in my office. they say next week could be the busiest thanksgiving travel week ever. more than 30 million americans are expected to travel by plane over the holidays, and every one grouhem is i [ laughter ] and if the government shuts down next week, thousands of tsa employees and air traffic controllers will be forced to work without pay. just the people you want disgruntled, the ones telling the guys which way to point your plane. the house passed a deal this afternoon, but the maga crowd is now mad at their new hero, speaker mike johnson, for compromising with democrats to get it done. what a mess this house of representatives is. not only are the republicans fighting democrats, they're fighting each other. literally. today, congressman tim burchett
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from tennessee told the media that former speaker of the house, kevin mccarthy, elbowed him hard in the kidney as he passed him in the hall, presumably as some kind of payback for voting to remove mccarthy as speaker last month. mccarthy denies it. of course, he also denies the election, so, he's probably lying. and then we have trouble in the senate too, where former mma fighter and current meathead from oklahoma, markwayne mullin, got into it with the president of the teamsters union. >> this is a time, this is a place. you want your mouth, we can be two consenting adults, we can finish it here. >> fine, perfect. >> do you want to do it now? >> i'd love to do it now. >> stand your butt up, then. >> you stand your butt up. >> hold it, no, no, sit down. look at you. you're a united states senator. sit down. act like it. sit down, please. >> can i respond? >> hold it, hold it. if we can't -- no, i have the mic, i'm sorry. hold it.
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you'll have your time. >> okay. >> can i respond? >> no, you can't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. grandpa bernie is about to turn this car around and then no one is going to six flags! [ laughter ] >> at the smoking guns in tulsa, oklahoma -- >> no physical confrontations here. >> you want to fight me? >> what did you say about any time, any place? >> let's have coffee, discuss our differences. >> let's sit down and have coffee. >> let's do it. >> funny how you're backing down -- >> i didn't back on anything. >> you did. >> you're one of the 100 most influential people in this country, focus on debate that's relevant, you're an embarrassment. >> look, look -- >> an embarrassment to the state of oklahoma -- >> this hearing is about the condition of the working class in america. >> this thug -- >> you're the biggest thug here. >> you brought him in. >> you're the biggest thug.
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>> why you're doing what you're doing, senator -- >> jimmy: it's like ufc-span. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what's going on. this isn't the first time bernie sanders was forced to play the role of peacemaker. when he was originally elected to the senate, he tried to convince aaron burr and alexander hamilton to hug it out. [ laughter ] that didn't work either. that didn't end well at all. [ applause ] if only our leaders could get along with their colleagues as well as young people get along with theirs. according to a new survey, 63% of gen z'ers say they have a best friend at work. which -- they're called cell phones. [ laughter ] i like that. it's nice to have a best friend at work. that's why i have guillermo. i have you and you have -- >> guillermo: tequila. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're supposed to say me. >> guillermo: oh, me. >> jimmy: no, not me -- yes. never mind. anyway. [ laughter ] former vice president mike pence has a new book. which is good news for -- almost no one, really. [ laughter ] it's called "go home for dinner: advice on how faith makes a family and family makes a life."
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the original title was, "go home for dinner: because the people eating at applebee's want to hang you." [ laughter ] i think he made the right decision. he wrote the book with his daughter, charlotte, who joined him for a promotional appearance this morning on fox news. >> people used to ask me, when i was first in congress, kind of a flatter questioning. where do you see yourself in five years? or ten years? and i'd always say, "home for dinner." >> jimmy: man. he's just funny all the time. [ laughter ] he has these great comebacks. could you imagine him telling trump a story like that? "home for dinner." he's lucky he made it to january 6th. [ laughter ] we are getting more inside information about what another maga white house might look like. and god forbid it happens, it's going to be a doozy. they are said to already be recruiting an army of more than 50,000 loyalists to fill out the ranks. the campaign is looking for people with, quote, "very unconventional and elastic views of presidential power and traditional rule of law."
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which is a nice way of saying, "i hereby nominate dog the bounty hunter for attorney general." [ laughter ] but if you're a maga diehard and you're unemployed, which is likely, all you have to do to apply, fax your resume or mail it to trump campaign headquarters. or you could just spray paint your resume on the front of a pizza place you think is full of pedophiles. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new disclosure from a company, truth social is trying to merge with trump. trump's imaginary social media platform, truth social, has lost $73 million since it launched. which means it's donald trump's number one most successful company yet. [ applause ] they say truth social has lost so much money, they might have to start calling it twitter. [ laughter ] even melania hasn't posted on it in two months. melania trump's whereabouts are currently unknown, but we are getting details about her life
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in the white house thanks to an interview in "the washington post" with her former adviser, stephanie winston wolkoff. remember how it took months for melania to move to washington after trump got elected? that's because she refused to move in until they installed a new toilet. apparently, she wanted to make sure the toilet was large enough to flush herself down. [ laughter ] according to her assistant, melania had an approved list of adjectives for her team to as to describe her. words like confident, strong, and independent. these are words she's now taking directly to the american consumer. >> confident. strong. independent. mysterious. not a prisoner. definitely still alive. everything is fine. help.
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[ laughter ] the new fragrance from melania trump. >> this christmas -- >> stop [ bleep ] about the christmas stuff. >> available exclusively at hobby lobby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they have the best perf perfumes. big changes on the way to chuck e. cheese. a lot of people believe it's because of the movie "five nights at freddy's." this movie. chuck e. cheese is getting rid of the creepy animal robots that come to life and play music. these animals. with the exception of one franchise in northridge, california, all the characters in "munch's make believe band" are being moved out to make room for less-terrifying attractions, which is very sad for that band. they're out of work now. so we hired one to join our band, the cletones. [ laughter ] i just want to say, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] animatronic dog. it's about time we had a banjo player.
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you know? exciting. great to have you here. remember our deal -- i let you play in the band, then you don't kill me in my sleep, okay? [ laughter ] all right, very good. just making sure. okay, now it's time to play what i believe could be our dumbest game show yet. we've had a lot of dumb ones. this one might be right at the top. it's time to play "gimme five!" ♪ gimme five ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is our announcer lou out on the boulevard. lou, is it a defense dense that you're wearing 5s or did they make that? >> lou: this worked out. i happened to be wearing my 5s outfit today. you know. >> jimmy: let's meet our contestants tonight. we begin with where are you from? >> quincy, illinois. >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> i sell real estate. >> jimmy: like houses to people? >> hopefully. >> jimmy: are you on a bench? is your face on a bench anywhere? >> no. >> jimmy: do you have a real
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estate slogan? >> uh -- i'm not sure. maybe you could help me come up with one. >> jimmy: how's business right now? >> it's pretty good. >> jimmy: is it? okay, all right. you don't need a slogan, i guess. amanda is your name? where are you from? >> i'm from indianapolis. >> jimmy: what do you do for work, amanda? >> i'm a practice manager at a dental office. >> jimmy: oh, all right, okay. what does that mean? practice, i see. you're not practicing to be a manager. you are the manager of the practice? >> there you go. >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ laughter ] and finally, patrick. patrick, where are you from? >> originally from chicago, but i live in lancaster. >> jimmy: what is that on your shirt that i'm looking at? >> that is mf doom, my friend. >> jimmy: okay, frightening. what do you do for work? >> aerospace mechanic. >> jimmy: aerospace mechanic, all right. [ laughter ] hey, you're not involved with the diarrhea on those planes, are you? >> no. >> jimmy: no, all right. [ laughter ] lou, please explain the rules to our contestants and to me.
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because i wasn't paying attention. >> lou: i got you, jimmy. jimmy's going to give you a category and ask you to name five things within it. you'll each have 25 seconds to do so. for each correct answer, you get one point. whoever has the most points at the end of three rounds wins. >> jimmy: you look like the least-scary super villain of all times. >> lou: it's the 5s, watch out! >> jimmy: you have to give me names of five things in the category. this category is white women. give me the names of five famous white women, starting now! fun facts about white women. white women make up about half the population of white people. [ laughter ] also make up 100% of the population at flea markets. [ laughter ] which is something i didn't know. all right. okay. we're going to start with
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michael. go ahead, hold up your board. let's see what you came up with. okay. came up with -- [ laughter ] marlin monroe and taylor swift. those are all the white women you could think of, ow? [ laughter ] all right, okay. amanda, how about you, amanda? also taylor swift and betty white. okay. and finally we have patrick. oh! now hold on a second. are any -- you beck, if you're talking about the famous beck, that's a man. >> that's my ode to eminem. >> jimmy: okay, who's alison? >> i have no idea. [ laughter ] white woman names, i just threw some on here. >> jimmy: okay, all right. so you are getting a zero for this round. >> come on. >> jimmy: and the other two get 2. but it's not over yet. go ahead and clean your boards off. the next category -- you understand now, patrick, when i said famous, what that meant, right?
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[ laughter ] okay, all right. patrick is in charge of our planes. the next category, name five wet things. wet things. i'm not going to name any of them because you'll write it down and it won't be fair. but i love that they're not looking at each other's boards. they're really being -- hi, folks, how are you? we're just naming wet things, keep moving. [ laughter ] five wet things. fun fact, most people are born wet. did you know that? [ laughter ] all right. time is up. and this time we're going to start with patrick. patrick, five wet things. go ahead. wet t-shirt, very good. water, correct. cat licks, correct. wife kisses, that's 4 for you, patrick. [ cheers and applause ] amanda? oh, amanda says pamper, windshield, water, bathtub, and underwear?
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[ laughter ] all right. are you nervous? all right. that's 5 for you, amanda. and let's go now to michael. michael says water, coffee, lemonade, tea, that is 4 for you. very well done. [ applause ] all right. amanda, you're in the lead with 7, michael 6, patrick 4. but you have one last chance to win it. the next category is -- name five things that you could wear as a hat that aren't hats. okay, this is a little more difficult. patrick, as you can see, is a hat-wearer. and made a pretty bold choice here tonight. something from the gilligan collection. [ laughter ] g again, these are things that are not hats that could be worn as hats. i'm going to be very strict. patrick gave up quick.
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all right, amanda, we're going to start with you. things that are -- okay, a shirt. a doo rag. a bandana and underwear. i'm going to give you 3 points on that. i'm not going to give you shirt. michael, you said? newspaper, hair gel, dog. all right irnlgs going to give you 1 point there. and finally, patrick says? scarf, shirt. shirt we've ruled no. you're getting 2 points. and bandana. let's see our totals right now. we've got -- amanda, you hatch 10. congratulations, amanda. [ cheers and applause ] lou, what do we have for amanda? >> lou: for amanda we have a $5 gift card for arby's! >> jimmy: what do you have for michael and patrick? >> lou: they get a five-fingered
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glove. not both, one each. >> jimmy: please share that pair of gloves. thank you for playing the last time we'll ever play "gimme five." the first and last. do we even have time for guests? all right. if we have any time, juno temple is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from d4vd. and we'll be right back with kurt and wyatt russell. stick around.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. tonight, she's an emmy nominee you know from "ted lasso" whom you can see in a new season of the great show "fargo" on fx starting next tuesday. juno temple is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a singer-songwriter from houston by way of queens. his ep is called "petals to thorns." music from d4vd. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by julianne moore and glenn howerton, with music from the hives. so join us for that. our first guests tonight are members of one of those families where, if you haven't starred in at least one major motion picture, they kick you out. they make you go sit out on the lawn. they play the same character at
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different ages who is on the hunt for godzilla in the new series "monarch: legacy of monsters." it premieres friday on apple tv plus. please welcome kurt and wyatt russell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: this is fun, right? i don't think we've had a father and son on -- eugene levy and his son dan have been on the show, but it was during covid, it was remote. you're the first guys, i think. [ cheers ] >> that's nice. >> jimmy: we've had mother and son, we've had husband and wife, we've had all sorts of combinations. am i correct when i say -- is there anyone in your immediate family that is not an actor? >> the best actor is probably not the --
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>> jimmy: is that true? >> he's a therapist in boston. >> he's a health therapist. >> jimmy: well, that's nice to have. boy, at the holidays with the family full of actors, to have a therapist at the table, it's kind of a must, i guess, really. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: kurt, this is how you hoped and imagined it would go, that the family would follow in your footsteps, yours and goldie's? >> it's funny, everybody goes their own separate ways, then they go off in whatever direction. he went in the same direction i did, professional sports. >> jimmy: that's right. you played minor league baseball. you played minor league hockey? >> yeah, and we both got hurt at pretty much the exact same -- >> almost the same age. >> we're doing well. >> katie, i think in many ways, you know, she took after goldie. went the same direction. did a lot of the same things she did with dancing and then went into acting. oliver had a different path. he kind of -- he actually went to college. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah.
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>> you know, he did call them and say, "i'm wasting your money, get me out, i'm coming home." >> he went to colorado. >> yeah, see? >> he's starting to watch colorado games again. >> jimmy: interesting. you guys -- being both, like you in athletics professionally, professional athletes, hockey and baseball, who is the crazier group of guys? based on your experiences? >> yeah, you've got to be a little -- they have a couple of wires really loose to do what you've got to do in hockey. >> jimmy: to play hockey? >> to play hockey. you know. there's a lot of stories you can tell about hockey players off the ice that you can't tell on television. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> but one that i could -- i could really confidently '80s, '70s -- it wasn't yesterday. >> jimmy: okay. >> what's a hockey blair like? this is a hockey player like. a dude from saskatchewan, a place in canada where not very
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many people live but a lot of good hockey players come from. he was drunk at a frat party, at a school that will remain unnamed. and he goes, "well, my legs are so strong, i bet you can't run over them with a truck." [ laughter ] that's a canadian saskatchewanian accent. so the guy was like, "okay, let's give it a shot." so the guy lays down. puts it in first. truck rolls over his legs. truck wins. but the heartwarming part the of the story which makes me love hockey players, if you get hurt off the ice, you don't get your scholarship money, right? you have to get hurt on the ice. insurance will pay for it. >> oh. >> if you get hurt on the ice. >> jimmy: wow. >> doing what you got the scholarship for. they pick up the guy, he's got a broken kneecap, you know, he's barely conscious. they go to the rink. they have a key to the rink. get hick dressed. throw him onto the ice. throw him onto the boards.
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he got hurt on the ice. call the ambulance to the rink, picked him up. guy kept the scholarship. nobody asked questions. >> jimmy: nobody can him over with the zamboni at the end? >> they probably should have. >> jimmy: nothing like that in baseball, huh? >> no, no, no, no. they're a little different breed. i have a million stories. one that always stuck with me, sort of went into the psychology of a lot of ball players, there was this one guy who was a pitcher. and he was -- he just had a little thing for soap operas. he just watched soap operas all the time. i can't remember which one it was. got canceled. and he just lost it. but i was an actor also, so he was on me all the time. "how did this happen? who do i talk to? who do i call?" he couldn't get rid of it. he's pitching. he's having rough time.
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they're hitting him pretty good. he's walking people. the manager looks at me, "get in there and say something." i run in from second base. he goes," seriously, who do i talk to? this is crazy!" a week later he was gone. >> jimmy: wow. >> a little different breed. >> jimmy: that's nutty. speaking of nutty, kirk, you mentioned something about ufos last time you were here. you saw something you couldn't explain, right? not necessarily an alien craft, but you were up in the plane. now goldie has spoken about an alien encounter -- a close encounter of the third kind. >> yeah that's a little deeper. >> jimmy: she said she was in a car. she saw two or three triangular-shaped heads. they were silver in color. had slashes for mouths. tiny little nose. no ears. and they touched her face. >> you see, when jimmy kimmel starts a story with "she said." [ laughter ] you're dicey from that moment
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on. >> jimmy: had you heard the story before, you guys? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: you had. >> that was a story i've heard a few times. >> jimmy: when mom tells that story, how do you react? >> it's true. my mom probably is a being from outer space. it's true. i mean, look at her. she's 77, looks like she's 26. but it's like -- she has a lot of great stories like that. you can't question them -- >> jimmy: she has other stories like that? >> oh, god. >> yeah, terrestrial stories. >> jimmy: do you remember the first time, kirk, she shared that story with you? >> actually, probably three, four days in. [ laughter ] >> yeah, whatever. >> jimmy: is everyone in the family having ufo experiences? >> i have. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. i have. but it's really in the ufo -- it's in the unidentified flying
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object. >> jimmy: right, right. >> i'm not going to say -- i didn't see an alien pop out of there. >> jimmy: didn't touch your face? >> no, nothing weird happened. >> jimmy: okay. >> what was great is i have five people who can corroborate the story. all of my best friends were in muskoka, two hours torotr toronto -- >> already shaky. [ laughter ] >> it was late. i saw across the lake, what the hell is that thing? talking, talking, talking. the thing's getting closer and it's really slow. talking, talking, talking. it's not a plane. i work up the courage to be like, "okay, guys? everybody look that way. do you see the lights coming towards us?" "yeah." "it's going really slow." "yeah "definitely not a plane, a plane couldn't do that slow." as it comes closer and closer, everyone's outside the porch looking at it, looking up. it's so slow that it has to be a helicopter, but the noise was not like that -- the noise was a
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whiring noise. five orange lights. boom, boom, boom, boom, and one in the middle. there was no airport within 100 miles of where we were. then it lift. we were all just like -- >> jimmy: did you hear at any point, "say hi to your mom!" [ laughter and applause ] we're going to take a break. kurt and wyatt russell are here. the show is "monarch: the legacy of monsters." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by starbucks. share the joy this holiday ason! thank you. (♪) ah, this is so pretty. right. (♪) wow... this is so beautiful. oh, hi! at t.j.maxx, you can go above and beyond, and stay under budget.
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orders have come through. security escort for japanese scientist. >> sorry, japanese scientist? >> this isn't a milk run, lieutenant. we already lost a man to one of these escort missions a couple of months back. you will protect, observe, and report when and if able, understood? >> understood, sir. >> got, you're hiroshi's boy. and you? >> i'm kate brenda. >> of course you are. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that ist and wyatt russell in "monarch: the legacy of monsters" playing the same character at different stages of the character's life. the character is lee shaw? >> leevan lafayette shaw iii. >> jimmy: oh. did you know that?
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>> i didn't realize that was a real character name from godzilla lore, but yeah. >> jimmy: when you guys are playing the same character -- obviously you probably don't have any scenes together. that would be kind of weird, i guess. do you agree on what the character -- you have to go in beforehand and say, here's what he's going to be like, because we're playing the same guy? >> yeah. >> yeah, part of what was really fun was getting to work on the preproduction stuff with my dad. it wasn't on the set, on the fly. everything has to be architected, make sure you're playing the scenes the way they need to be played so that when they happen in the future, when things are informed for the future, you're playing the same character. >> jimmy: right. >> it was really fun to be able to sit -- i was at home, 11:00 p.m. in l.a., he was in europe. he would get on skype from a boat or -- zoom. i keep calling it skype. >> jimmy: people use skype, believe it or not. [ laughter ] >> they get on zoom. >> jimmy: there's still people on myspace, too. [ laughter ] >> let's bring it back. and we'd work together.
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and it was really exciting and fun, and we'd workshop ideas. we knew if we architected the script the right way, it would be there if we played the role. >> we had to work on the character because we were going to play the same guy. it's easy to fall on the father/son thing, which we've been offered a lot of. >> jimmy: you have, and you've not done? >> no, it's always been low-hanging fruit. it's easy. it's like, of course. this was an interesting new idea. >> gives us a chance to do something very different. i couldn't think of anybody who'd done a -- a father and son who had done the same character. >> jimmy: do you get paid separate salaries or share one? [ laughter ] because you're playing the same character? >> i'm scrounging for his. >> jimmy: you love godzilla, right? a thing that you loved since you were a kid? >> yeah, i was 8, 9 years old first time i saw "godzilla." it's one of the characters that i'd seen in movies that completely stuck in my mind, never left. so godzilla, wait a minute.
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same character. it made a lot of sense to us. >> jimmy: what's godzilla like? is he a cool guy? >> he's awesome. >> hard to work with. [ laughter ] never hits his marks. doesn't seem to care. >> you can't understand a word he says. it was great. chris black, they worked really well with us, you know. i've got to say publicly at times we probably were very difficult, trying to get to it a good place. >> jimmy: were you? >> it's ten shows. it's like doing -- you know, it's like doing -- each one's an hour long. it's like doing five movies back to back. i don't know how they do it. yeah, you've got to, you know -- you've got to work hard. you know. >> jimmy: do you ever watch wyatt, your dad's old movies he made when he was a kid? these are the movies i grew up on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you ever watch those? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, totally.
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go through all the great kurt russells. >> there are pictures i've seen of me in the past that i look more like wyatt than i do now. >> my son looks more like my father. >> jimmy: is that right? here's something you dad said about children. the thing is, could you be the girl for kurt? >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: yeah. and they asked about children. kurt wants to get married young so he can enjoy his children and grow with them, he wants to groove with them and like the things they like. [ laughter ] >> now you know why i didn't do a lot of that. >> right. >> jimmy: are you guys grooving together? [ laughter ] >> there's a video, you may have played on this show, i'm not su sure. >> jimmy: not, we will. >> disney after dark, he's singing "sugar sugar." as his son, i can feel the agony and pain. and it's like, i've never seen anybody not want to be somewhere more than he was in that moment, at that time. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: oh, yeah. i'm glad you guys are grooving together now. [ laughter ] that's important. kurt and wyatt russell. "monarch: legacy of monsters" i premieres friday on apple tv plus. thank you, guys. we'll be back with juno temple! ♪concerns of getting screened faded away♪ ♪to my astonishment.♪ ♪my doc gave me a script i got it done without a delay.♪ ♪i screened with cologuard and did it my way.♪ cologuard is a one-of-a-kind way to screen for colon cancer that's effective and non-invasive. it's for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. ask your provider for cologuard. ♪i did it my way!♪ i'm adding downy unstopables to my wash. now i'll be smelling fresh all day long. [sniff] still fresh. ♪ get 6x longer-lasting freshness,
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. music from d4vd is on the way. our next guest is a three-time emmy nominee you know from three seasons of "ted lasso" and two "maleficent" movies. next, she joins the fifth season of one of the best shows on tv. "fargo" premieres a week from tonight on fx. please welcome juno temple. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's very, very nice to have you here. congratulations on your emmy nomination. three seasons, three emmy nominations. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: you come from the rustles, a filmmaking family, correct? >> i do, yes.
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a filmmaking, brilliant, wonderful, magical, mad family. >> jimmy: i was reading about your dad directed some of the great -- the sex pistols, the clash, tom petty. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in music videos, music films? >> yeah, he's like a musician but his instrument's a camera. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i grew up -- and joe strummer from the clash is one of my dad's greatest, greatest friends. i remember at about 14 turning around to my parents being like, "do a lot of people in our local town taunton in clash t-shirts, is his band a really big deal?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so he's come by the house. would you be on set for any of these videos, these movies? >> yes, somewhat. but in a way that i don't really remember. there are some pictures that are good memories from me looking quite cross at being on the set, because i probably would have
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liked to have been playing with barbies and fairies at home. >> jimmy: yes, you did not want to be -- it's take your daughter to workday begrudgingly, yeah. then you lived in l.a. too, right? you moved here at what age? >> my parents were living here, then i was born in the uk but came back here until i was about 5. and i actually grew up in -- this is an interesting place to have grown up -- my parents bought a house without realizing, until halloween came around, and there was a tour bus, that it was the original michael myers house from the "halloween" movie. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. >> jimmy: did you have any idea what that meant? >> i was 5. >> jimmy: aren't realtors supposed to disclose when there's a murder in the home, even if it's fictional? like a mass murderer? wow. that's pretty crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so the buses would come by on halloween and you'd be like, oh, yeah, it's our house. >> apparently there was a moment i was outside on a swing. and i have naturally very curly
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hair. the tour bus was like, "oh my gosh, it's cherylly temple." i turned around, "no, i'm junemy temple." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wasn't shirley temple around 67 at that time when that tour bus operator confused you? [ laughter ] yeah. i watched the first episode of "fargo." which is one of my favorite shows. it was just fantastic. and you are great in it. you play this very -- i can't wait to see what the secret is. i suspect it has something to do with jon hamm, who we saw briefly. >> uh-huh. >> you probably can't say? >> no, i can't. >> jimmy: no, you can't. but i know that i'm right. [ laughter ] you shot it up in calgary, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] oh, yes! >> jimmy: you kind of have -- almost like a macgyver-esque quality, your character, where you -- you're attacked, you look around, you find a bottle of hairspray and a lighter and you blast this guy in the face with fire. >> i do.
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have you ever set someone on fire? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, it's a question most people could answer immediately. [ laughter ] but i've done a lot of weird things. i'm going to say no, i have not set a person on fire. >> you'll remember it, i think, if you do. >> jimmy: i did have a friend who would have me light his farts on fire. so that would be the closest to it. what's it like? is it fun? >> horrific. done it once, don't need to do it again, don't need to light my farts on fire either. >> jimmy: actually, i was going to surprise you. guillermo? [ laughter ] were you nervous you were going to hurt the person? the person was where? the guy had a hood? >> there was a stunt guy doing the actual moment of being hit with the fire. and then we had this surreal beater where devin, who was playing the actual character in the show, was behind the camera making the noises for the stunt guy. so i had to set him on fire,
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flee around the other side of the camera, then devin, squealing, but seeing the guy up in flames. when you set somebody on fire, their body moves in a way you can never unsee. >> jimmy: rate? >>. >> yeah. done it, don't need to do it again. >> jimmy: he did it twice? >> a few times, he was fine. >> jimmy: seems like you're in more danger holding the hairspray. >> no, that -- because the stunt guys that work on, you know -- they've done all of the different installments of "fargo." so bad-ass, they wouldn't let that happen. >> jimmy: right yeah. >> my body failing me. >> jimmy: we have a photograph you brought from being up in calgary, which these are the northern lights, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: i've always wanted to see that. you took this picture? >> on an iphone. >> jimmy: had you seen them before? >> no. i came home randomly after work, about 9:00 at night. on the other side of the kind of picture -- if i'd done
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panoramic, you would see there was an amazing moon and star, which is what i noticed originally. and then the driver was like, "juno, look up." and i was like, holy sh - nikes. managed to take a picture action went to the backyard to try to take another picture, and they'd already disappeared. the driver told me, i don't know if anybody knows this, actually they make sounds. if you get close enough to the north pole to be that close to them, they make the sound of wind chimes. >> jimmy: really? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you sure you're not seeing ufos? [ laughter ] like goldie hawn and company? you missed that, i guess. >> no, no, i was thinking -- you know. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see what happens on "fargo." first episode is a week from tonight. season five starts tuesday night, 10:00 on fx. juno temple, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. we'll be back with d4vd.
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