sandhya patel bill. all of us, we appreciate your time. what a fascinating day it's been with apec. and one more day tomorrow. right now. jimmy kimmel, octavia spencer, have a great night previously on "jimmy kimmel live" --

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- julianne moore, glenn howerton, and music from the hives. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody. wow. very nice. hey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here on a rare rainy day in l.a. you can always tell when it might rain because everyone who works here comes in in a hooded slicker and a perfectly new pair of galoshes. [ laughter ] never been used. we've got a whole office full of

gorton's fishermen. [ laughter ] here's something for those of you who might be looking to add a pet to your home this christmas. rover.com released their annual list of the most popular pet names in america. the top three names for cats are "norbert," "soju" and "snoop." which is wrong. how is snoop a top cat name? that's like "garfield" being a top name for dogs. [ laughter ] it's not the name. the top dog on the dog side is another "peanuts" name, charlie. charlie is followed by max, which dropped to number two after a decade in the number one slot. and number three is cooper. it's weird, these dogs have the same names as my kids' friends. whatever ever happened to buddy? and scamp? boner? where did boner go in [ laughter ] one of the new entries on the dog names is kelce, as in travis kelce. which is especially popular among white women in the middle of a full emotional breakdown.

[ cheers and applause ] the new ones are kelce and leonardo dogcaprio. for real. there should be a three-day waiting period before you're allowed to officially name your pet. today in san francisco, the big summit between president biden and chinese president xi. there they are, just a couple of golden bachelors hanging outside the fantasy suite. [ laughter ] mr. president, that's a citibank you're standing in front of! ahead of their meeting, biden said "we're not trying to decouple from china. what we're trying to do is change the relationship for the better." in other words, for those who don't follow international affairs, we're chris martin and china is gwyneth paltrow. [ laughter ] we're just trying to raise tiktok together, you know? things are shaky right now between the u.s. and china. this is the diplomatic version of a married couple dropping the kids at the in-laws to spend the night at a hotel. see if they can get things back on track. i think these guys have known each other for a long time. president xi is just happy to

meet a country with a president who doesn't call his country "jyna." [ laughter ] biden last night weighed in on the fuhrer over recent comments by donald trump vowing to root out what he called the "vermin" in our country. which is everyone who opposes him. joe pointed out that "vermin" is "a specific word with a specific meaning" that "echoes the language of nazi germany." and i know a lot of people have been comparing trump to hitler lately, but there are some major differences between them. for instance, hitler was married to a woman who loved him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and i will say -- i get why people believe trump is intentionally using words the nazis used. i just don't agree. in order to know what words the nazis used, you would have to read. [ laughter ] you would have to have some basic knowledge of history. trump thinks frederick douglass is alive and doing an amazing job. [ laughter ] he thinks lincoln invented the town car. okay? [ laughter ] he isn't echoing nazi terminology, he's coming up with it all on his own.

you have to give credit where credit is due, you know? the new speaker of the house, mike johnson, is in a pickle. he's only been on the job for three weeks and he's already getting heat from members of his own party over the bipartisan deal he made to keep our government running. turns out, uniting people is one of the most divisive things you can do in america. [ laughter ] hardcore conservatives are dead set against the democrats' liberal agenda of making sure the country has a functioning government, because if the government keeps running through the end of the year, it means republicans have less time to focus on the issues that really matter to their constituents, like proving that santa claus is white, for instance. [ laughter ] so, and by the way, the bill they're so mad about, only keeps the government open for another nine weeks. which is nuts. you shouldn't have to figure out how to fund the largest economy in the world more often than you wash the duvet cover on your bed. [ laughter ] there is so much fighting in washington right now. real fighting. threats. kidney punches in the hall. yesterday, there were three different altercations between

six different members of congress. the one the meatbrains are really salivating over was former mma fighter, current senator markwayne mullin of oklahoma, who challenged the president of the teamsters union to a fight during a hearing. mullen is very proud of himself. he's selling t-shirts. he's making the grounds on all the old folk outrage outlets. >> i'm wondering when you got up, bernie sanders was ganging the gavel. if he got up too, would you have gone at it right there in the hearing room? >> i probably would have jumped over the dais at that point. he's had a history of running his mouth, he's never been called out on it. when i stood up you should have seen the look on his face, like holy crap, i messed up. >> oh, i wish we could have seen the look on his face. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] if only there were some technology that allowed us to see what happens in a televised public hearing. [ applause ] then once he was done with newsmax, and fox, and whatever else he did, he stopped to tell

his story to an oklahoma-based podcast. >> you want to make sure the other guy will never want to fight you ever again. >> absolutely. >> it's kind of a win-win at that point. we need to move from -- >> by the way, i'm not afraid of biting. i will bite. >> biting? >> in a fight i'll do anything, i'm not above it. i don't care where i bite, by the way, it's just going to be a bite. >> jimmy: i'll bite. i'll kiss. whatever it takes. it's called oklahoma justice. [ laughter and applause ] what's going on? everyone is crazy. did you see the wrestling match that broke out at the warriors/timberwolves game last night? within the first two minutes of the game starting, there was a fight. >> scoreless. we'll stay 0-0 the first two minutes. what is going on with that? wow, you've got a full on fracas going on. draymond came in to defend klay. this got out of hand very quickly. >> jimmy: it's a downright kerfuffle. [ laughter ] these players are behaving like congresspeople.

[ laughter ] >> here's a look at it. so it's all coming together. klay's boxing him out, puts his hand on his jerry, mcdaniels puts his hand on his jersey, now they're swinging each other around. gobert gets in there, draymond's got him in a headlock. the reason draymond went so demonstrably is gobert had klay in a headlock. >> jimmy: yeah. nipples were everywhere. three players got ejected from the game. rudy gobert, the guy who was in the headlock, after the game, said draymond green behaved like a clown. which is not at all fair to clowns. [ laughter ] if you had a birthday, and the clown you hired came in and choked somebody, he wouldn't get suspended three parties, he'd be in a mental institution. right? [ applause ] while we're on the subject of people in mental institutions, donald trump is doing everything he can to squirm his way out of trouble in new york. his lawyers today filed a motion calling for a mistrial.

they claim the judge in the fraud trial is biased against him. another judge biased against donald trump, what is this, the tenth biased judge now? this man has such bad luck, it's incredible. [ laughter ] trump was not in court today for once. so we decided to fill the gap. from time to time, my trusty bailiff guillermo and i hear real cases from small claims court with real litigants who bring their cases to "judge james." >> this is the plaintiff, zach sinclair. he claims while he and his wife tiffany were on their honeymoon, their roommates cleaned them out of house and home goods. he's suing for $750. these are the defendants, derek chen and bonnie k. wolf. they maintain the missing items were not only given to them, they were infested with ants. it's the case of the pilfered pantry. >> guillermo: raise your right hand. >> what you are about to witness is real.

participants are not actors, they're actual litigants with a case pending in civil court. both parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. >> guillermo: judge, the litigants have been sweared in, your honor. >> jimmy: thank you. let's see what we have here. zach sinclair? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: zach, you're suing derek chen and bonnie kate wolf for $750. you claim you and your wife tiffany went on a seven-month honeymoon, you came home to find your hormone roommate and his wife had cleaned everything out of your kitchen cabinets? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: derek, you say tiffany told you you could have anything you wanted in the cabinets and the reason you and bonnie had to clear them out is because there was an ant infestation, is that correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: we'll begin with the plaintiff. >> sure. on may 8th last year, my wife and i left for our honeymoon -- >> jimmy: pardon me for one second. everyone may be seated. >> guillermo: oh, yeah, yeah,

sit down. i always forget that part. >> jimmy: i know, you forgot that, right? anyway, go ahead. >> we left for our honeymoon, we traveled for eight months -- >> jimmy: eight months? >> eight months. >> jimmy: wow. >> guillermo: that's a lot of months, that's a lot of time. >> jimmy: that's like eight of them. >> when we came home, we realized a number of items were missing from our home. you mentioned the kitchen cabinets. >> jimmy: i believe we have some photographs. >> evidence locker! >> jimmy: we have a before and after photo of the pantry. who took the before photo? >> i did. >> jimmy: why did you take a picture of the pantry? >> i sent it to our new tenant, and i said that he could use these items to cook with because they're all mine. >> jimmy: do we have the text messages? >> i have that. >> jimmy: yes. >> guillermo: here, sir. >> jimmy: thank you, darling. all right. you can eat all the food in the pantry, but there's nothing good in there. you're suing them for the not good stuff that you're missing?

>> so saying that you can use the items to cook in the kitchen is very different than removing all of them from the home. and i think the legal term is conversion. >> jimmy: please don't educate me on the law. i practically invented the word conversion. >> guillermo: don't let it happen again. >> so you're familiar with when somebody uses property for a purpose other than which they were granted? >> jimmy: yes. you had to throw these out because 3 were ants on them? >> anything we thought was salvageable, we left. >> jimmy: let's talk about some of the nonperishable items here. there's a chip clip that's missing? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: what happened to the chip clin? >> i would imagine there's also somebody else living in the house that he might be using it or borrowed it. >> yeah, it's interesting, finger-pointing. we've been living with this roommate since we returned from our honeymoon, and he is very private. >> jimmy: so private he hoards chip clips in his room, perhaps? >> i find that hard to believe.

>> jimmy: i don't know this might be out of my jurisdiction. i may have to refer to the supreme court of the united states. >> guillermo: think so? >> jimmy: this is a really heavy case. i mean, this is going to take every bit of my experience and intellect to rule on. is there anything else that either one of you want to say before i go to my chambers and masturbate? [ laughter ] >> no. >> we're all good. >> jimmy: i'll be back. >> will judge james rule for the unhappy honeymooners? or for the remorseless roommates? why does this old lady look so familiar? judge james' verdict when we return. >> attention, herbs and spices. have you abandoned only to be infested with ants and thrown away? call the law offices of weinstein and o'brianstein. we gave sage advice and don't waste your time. >> they got me $2 million! grazi!

>> don't be a-salt-ed or a-pepper-ed. >> these homeowners claim their stuff was stolen. these righteous renters claim there were ants in their pantry. and she's definitely from something. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: i thought about this. dug pretty deep. before i give a ruling, the lady in the back there, yeah. yes, you. duct puncdid you get face on the bus in "captain marvel"? >> evidence locker! >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. >> guillermo: it's her? oh, yeah. >> jimmy: good work. all your teeth is still in, huh? well, listen. you know, i'm sure you guys are upset about the spices and all that stuff. but the fact of the matter is, it's entirely possible there were ants on them, and i wouldn't want ants on anything that i was going to eat either. and we do have a text that

pretty clearly said you can eat all the food in the pantry. but there's nothing good in there. so i'm ruling in favor of the defendant. this is the chip clip? >> that resembles it, i suppose. >> jimmy: what we're looking at? i would like you to affix this to the head of your penis so you never have any children, bringing these foolish, foolish cases to my courtroom. dismissed. >> how disappointing. >> guillermo: all right, you guys are killing me with these cases. all right, you guys go that way, please. >> all right, judge james has rendered his verdict. let's speak to the winners, the devs. congratulations, you must be happy with the verdict? >> yes, i think we are. >> sal: let's talk to the plaintiffs. i bet they're not as pleased with the result. judge james had recommended you get a vasectomy. are you going to chip that clip or no? >> i think that's an aggressive

solution for whatever he's suggesting. >> sal: i'm done with you people, go. i want to talk to the real star of the show. this is the lady from the marvel movie, "captain marvel." you were punched by brie larson, right? >> yes. >> sal: what does brie larson's fists smell like? [ laughter ] on the next "judge james" -- >> jimmy: if you were the judge, how would you rule in this case? >> you guilty. >> jimmy: this is some witness you brought along. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. we do what we can for america. we've got a good show for you tonight. glenn howerton is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from the hives. and we'll be right back with julianne moore.

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be hitting the road with the foo fighters starting july 19th at citi field in new york. tomorrow night, emma stone, nathan fielder and paul mescal will be with us. we'll have music from laufey, so please join us for that. and also, i want to mention that the folks at the academy of motion picture arts and sciences have asked me to host the oscars again. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be hosting the 96th oscars on sunday, march 10th, for the fourth time. thank you, i appreciate that. they say the fourth time's the charm, right? who will you be wearing guillermo? >> guillermo: i haven't decided yet. >> jimmy: you haven't decided? are you going to come to the show? will you be there by my side? >> guillermo: of course. >> jimmy: holding my hand backstage as you always do? >> guillermo: i'll be there, i've got your back. >> jimmy: thank you. our first guest is an exceptionally talented person with multiple emmys and even an oscar rattling around in her fanny-pack. her new movie, "may december." opens in theaters friday and on

netflix december 1st. please welcome julianne moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] there are people from norway here tonight. that's how deep it goes. >> all right! >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm very well, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. >> congratulations on hosting the oscars. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate it. it was like a group on thing. [ laughter ] if you do three, they give you the fourth one. so i said what the hell. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: congratulations. you've been nominated four times. you won one time, right? >> i won one time. i think five times. >> jimmy: five times, wow. [ cheers and applause ] even better than four. are you happy to be back at

work? >> oh my god. >> jimmy: after the lengthy strike? >> yes, so happy. i really missed it. >> jimmy: what did you do while you were on strike? >> was -- well, i mean, i was on a job this sumner new jersey, and we were almost done. and then we got shut down two weeks before we were finished. there we were kind of this the middle of the summer and i sort of started my summer early, went from new jersey where i was working on a movie with lots of animals to my place in montauk where we had, like, snakes in the basement. and i kept getting messages saying, "there's snakes in the basement." >> jimmy: from who, the snakes? [ laughter ] >> my husband. >> jimmy: he's telling you there are snakes in the basement? >> there are snakes in the basement. oh, okay. i go home for the summer. i went down to the basement. i see a snake. oh! then i left. i went down later on. like, no, not there. and then later on that day i'm like, no, there. then i realize, it's one snake. there aren't snakes in the

basement, there's a snake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are we talking about snake-wise here? >> like a, you know, little garden snake. like a little, you know -- but first i thought the snake was dead. then once i saw the snake move around, it's a live snake. >> jimmy: or it's a ghost snake. [ laughter ] you have to be careful of those. >> that's right. i'm going to take care of this. >> jimmy: you took care of the snake? >> i'm not afraid of snakes. >> jimmy: at all? >> no, not really. >> jimmy: that's good. >> but -- thank you. because i was out of work. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i texted my husband, let's roll on this let's film it. i'm going to pick up the snake, and i want you to capture it. he's a director so we thought, why not? i went down, and i put my rubber gloves on, and i reached down. >> jimmy: oh, we have the video. oh, great, all right. oh, that is a snake. >> that's a snake. look, look. >> jimmy: you have special snake gloves? wow, look at that. [ cheers and applause ]

right in the tupperware. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. then i released the snake. i put it on instagram. my god, the comments i got. "you're a hero." >> jimmy: you are a hero. >> "you're so brave." "i could never do that." >> jimmy: were people insulting your husband? it's a bit sexist, perhaps, that he should have captured the snake. >> i'm the snake guy and i'm the spider guy and he's the rat and mouse guy. >> jimmy: you handle spieders and snakes? >> and he'll deal with the rats and the mice. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: anything with hair is his department. [ laughter ] >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: what about a tarantula? a little bit of hair on that spider. would you still deal with the tarantula? >> that's my department, yeah. [ laughter ] with that tupperware, too. like that. >> jimmy: yeah, then you return it to your in-laws or whatever. [ laughter ] did you decide -- how do you divide the duties like that? >> the snake/rat thing?

i think it's cler your inclination is, where you're drawn, right? i'm really afraid of mice and rats. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had a whole rat thing too. >> jimmy: you had rats, yeah. >> we live in new york city. snakes at the beach in long island, then you have rats in the city. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we have a little -- we had a little yard. this is years ago. whenever there's construction in work are new york, the rats get loose. >> jimmy: yeah. >> suddenly we saw this rat going back and forth in our yard. we've got to do something about this rat what are we going to do? we'd sometimes leave our garden doors open. one time i was on the second floor and the rat dashed by my feet. dashed by my feet. it was really scary. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we call the exterminator and he says, where there's one rat, there's an infestation. >> jimmy: i hate when they say that, they always say that. there's thousands in the wall! yeah. >> you're living with a colony of rats. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, it was just one rat. >> jimmy: was it? >> it turned out to be one guy who just got in, was wandering

around our house. we got him out. we thought we'd solved the problem. and i was on the phone one day downstairs, and suddenly my husband starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "get out of the way, get out of the way, i have a rat, i have a rat!" he comes with our kitchen tongs and a rat in the kitchen tongs, "rat, rat, rat!" and i was like, "aahhh!" and i jumped up on the desk, "no, no!" he started to laugh because he put one of the kids' stuffed animals in. >> jimmy: oh, oh wow. oh, wow. >> so i -- i was leaving to go to the airport. so i stopped talking to him. "i'm not talking to you." i went to the airport. i called my girlfriend. "you're never going to believe it, he went by me with the rat." she's like, "wait, wait, let me get this straight. he ran by you with a stuffed animal in a pair of kitchen tongs and you're not talking to

him?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but his intent was not pure. >> no. >> jimmy: no. it was impure. did you get him back? did you do anything? my wife did that to me, a similar thing. we went on a trip to africa, and she brought in her luggage a big, fake snake. and put it under the bed. and then i was headed to the bathroom, then there's this big snake there. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did get her back. i married her. [ laughter ] i proposed. [ cheers and applause ] she'll never learn her lesson. we're going to take a break. julianne moore is here. >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by starbucks. share the joy this holiday season! hi. (♪) thank you. (♪) cheers. (♪) oh my goodness, look at you!

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what were your expectations? >> that night would go well, that my children would love me, that my life would be perfect. >> a little naive. >> i am naive. i always have been. in a way, it's been a gift. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: julianne moore and natalie portman in "may december" directed by todd haines. do you want to explain what it's about and what we're seeing there? or i can, whatever you think. >> okay, i can. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay.

take a stab at it. so it's about -- i play a woman who had a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old. and then had several -- married him, had several children with him, and it's 20 years later. >> jimmy: similar to the mary kay letourneau story? >> inspired by but not about. years later, our younger kids are graduating from high school, and natalie portman plays an actress who comes to observe me because she's going to play me in an movie. >> jimmy: she is an actress, observing as actors do from time to time, go and observe. did you observe anyone to play this role? >> oh, sure, you always do. >> jimmy: wow, like looking into two different mirrors? >> exactly. my character's a baker, i had to go to a bakery and talk about baking with someone, watch her bake a cake, learn to bake the cake the way she did. i arrange flowers, i went to a florist, spoke to her about arranging flowers. so i'm observing someone to play

someone who's being observed by someone who's going to play me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very meta. very, very meta. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that something that you will always do when you play a character? will you -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- dig into that? >> you like to because you want to get it right. because if you're playing -- you know, if you're playing a baker, there's somebody in the audience who's a baker, they're -- >> jimmy: they're going to say, that's wrong. >> yeah, they'll say that's wrong, or that's right, that's right, she learned how to do that. >> jimmy: you're catering to a very small part of the audience. >> niche. >> jimmy: i was a radio morning disk jockey for years. whenever there's a scene in a radio station and they don't have their headphones on, that's phone. >> takes you right out of the movie, can't enjoy yourself then. >> jimmy: what other parts have you done research for and studied? >> you know i cannot believe -- >> jimmy: you know i'm getting at "boogie nights," right? [ laughter ] >> i was going to say something else. >> jimmy: something else is fine. >> maybe something else.

i did a movie years ago called "nine months" where my character has a baby. it was before i had had children. so i actually watched a live birth. someone let me watch her give birth. >> jimmy: did you know the person? >> not well, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? how did you -- >> no, she was -- >> jimmy: -- approach her? >> she was so nice. the production found her, and she agreed to talk to me, and i talked to her about being pregnant and what it was like and was with her for a little bit. then when she went into labor, they called me, i was there with her husband. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you rushed over to watch him basically do nothing, hi? >> i know, i learned. i was there to learn, man. >> jimmy: if there was a snake in the room, you would have been able to handle that. >> taken care of it, yeah. >> jimmy: did you keep in touch with the baby? >> we kept in touch for a while, the mom and i, not the baby. the baby would be like, what the hell? i had no idea you were there. but yeah, we kept in touch for a while. we sort of lost touch. she was really, really lovely. that was an unusual experience.

>> jimmy: that's quite a different. >> i know are right? >> jimmy: it's hard to explain to the mother-in-law, did she wasn't allowed in the room. >> but the actress. >> jimmy: julianne moore will be here, you will be out in the waiting room with grandpa, being quiet. [ laughter ] it's great to see you. the movie is just phenomenal. it's really excellent. i know you're getting great reviews. natalie's getting great reviews. the movie itself. "may december" opens in theaters friday and premieres on netflix december 1st. julianne moore, everybody. thank you, julianne. we'll be back with glenn howerton!

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>> jimmy: we're really cutting loose tonight. music from the hives is on the way. you know our next guest from 16 seasons of "it's always sunny in philadelphia."

he gives a critically acclaimed performance as an ethically challenged man of business in the new movie "blackberry." >> how long to build a foprotote of the phone? >> a year. >> no, no, a prototype. a shell i can wave around at a meeting. it can be a complete piece of [ bleep ]. >> no, it -- we're not doing that. >> mark's not doing that. >> their own phone, i don't care what you need to do. get these [ bleep ] nerds to drop everything and build this [ bleep ] phone! what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can see "blackberry" everywhere you rent movies and on amc plus. please welcome glenn howerton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing?

look at you, you've got a beautiful head of hair and everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, was that a bald wig you had? >> oh no. >> jimmy: no? >> that was a -- i shaved my head for that. >> jimmy: because i -- i was looking at it, i watched -- by the way, you're fantastic in the movie. you're getting awards consideration. [ cheers and applause ] >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: sure. which by the way, thank god the movie's good, otherwise you shaved your head -- >> for nothing. >> jimmy: for a bad movie, the last thing you want to do. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i was thinking you were in a bald cap, then they told me you weren't. you have a rubbery head, it turns out. yes, your head is rubbery. >> it seemed rubberish? >> jimmy: rubberish is maybe the word i was looking for action sorry. >> i was going to say, did somebody bounce something off my head in the film i'm not remembering? >> jimmy: it bounced off my eye like that. the movie's really, really good. >> thank you. it's an interesting film. it's a lot of fun. it's two hours long and it goes by super fast.

>> jimmy: it does go by very, very fast. so you -- when you had it, do you have somebody shaving your head every day? or does it come back? >> yeah -- >> jimmy: i would be worried it wouldn't come back. >> okay, that wasn't something i wasn't worried about. i had a couple of people, they asked, "are you worried? a guy in your 40s, are you worried if you shave it, it's not going to come back?" i don't know much about hair science, but i don't think that's how it works. you shave a beard and your beard comes back. "it will come back, right?" "i don't know." [ laughter ] "it's definitely going to come back, but let me call a hair doctor." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you did? >> oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. i called a doctor of hair. i don't even -- what's a doctor of hair called? >> jimmy: dermatologist maybe? >> sure. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. [ laughter ] >> and, you know, he -- yeah, he reassured me that there's no science to back up the fact that if you shave your head that it won't come back, so i just trusted that. >> jimmy: now you've prove be it, there it is, it's all back

there. [ cheers and applause ] this guy you played is a real guy? >> a real guy, yeah. >> jimmy: what's his name, again? >> jim balsley. >> jimmy: used his real name? >> wait, what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, people get mad, you know what i'm saying? >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: for instance, in julianne's movie, it's based on people. >> got it. >> jimmy: you're based on a real guy? >> this is the real-life story of the right and fall of the company that created blackberry phones. >> jimmy: it's especially interesting, though, because your character doesn't seem like a great guy. i mean, he's got a charm about him. but also, he's kind of -- >> you're being nice. he's not particularly charming in the film. the more jim would argue he's more charming in real life. as a matter of fact, he basically told me that. >> jimmy: has jim seen the film? >> yeah, he saw a screening -- i think they sent him a copy of the film. he watched it.

and he was -- he was like, "yes, i enjoyed it very much." very -- i don't know, political about it, i guess. then he came to the toronto premiere and i met him beforehand. he actually told me something i found fascinating. he said, "this will be the first time i'm ever seeing a movie more than once." >> jimmy: in his life? >> in his life. has anybody in this audience never seen a movie more than once? anyone? >> jimmy: this is a psychopath. [ laughter ] this is one of the craziest things i've never heard. even as a kid he never watched "the gnomemobile" 11 times or anything like that? >> i should have asked him that, even as a kid? >> jimmy: "peter pan"? >> i think he was reading business books at the age of 5. we mentioned the fact that he's never seen "star wars." i asked him, have you seen "star wars"? he was like, "no." the man has never seen "star wars." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. even that, you could see people, whatever, they missed the

opportunity, they never go back to it. but to have never seen a movie more than one time? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this tells you something about him, though. >> jimmy: sounds like you've got a whole other movie to make about him, really. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: time to shave that head one more time. [ laughter ] >> actually, they did ask me to do reshoots. "can you come back to canada, do a couple of reshoots?" i was like, "no." >> jimmy: shave your head again. you've got a tv show to do. did you have a blackberry? >> no. >> jimmy: people are in love with blackberries, so upwhen this went away. >> did you have one? >> jimmy: i never had one. >> neither did i. as a matter of fact, everything people raved about the blackberry was exactly what i didn't want. >> jimmy: you don't like technology? [ laughter ] >> they were like, "no, you don't understand, you can get emails everywhere." and i'm like, "i don't want emails at all, period. i don't want them on my

computer, much less carrying around a device." so no, i'm not -- yeah. i'm not much of a tech -- i get a little -- tech stuff kind of peeved me. >> jimmy: it does, why? >> irritates me. >> jimmy: what specifically irritates you? >> you know what i really can't stand? why do you have to have an app for everything now? right? for everything. everything requires an app. you go to a store, "you can purchase that, download the app." >> jimmy: then you can't remember what any of these apps are for. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you've got 10,000 of them. organizing the apps is an absolute nightmare. >> it's a total nightmare. i don't know -- there's probably -- i've probably got 50 apps on my phone i'm paying subscriptions for that i don't even -- >> jimmy: blackberry, you wouldn't have had any of that to worry about. [ laughter ] >> very good point. >> jimmy: think of going back. how are your cast mates on "always sunny" reacting to the fact that you're now a movie star, and really i think above them in the grand scheme of

things now? [ cheers and applause ] >> they're very sweet. they would say it's about time. >> jimmy: they would, yeah. >> no, i'm very -- i'm extremely grateful to have been given the opportunity to play this role. it's such a fantastic film. it's an amazing script. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had an absolute blast -- >> jimmy: it and is you're a great choice. it's like -- i'm sure when you got this you were like, oh, man, this is something i really want to. >> absolute, one of those rare things. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> 9 and 12. >> jimmy: did they like daddy bald? >> no. no, they told me that i looked a bit like a dork. >> jimmy: are they old enough to watch "always sunny" now? >> i mean, some people have let their kids watch it. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. >> you did? >> jimmy: my older son, it's his all-time favorite show and he started watching it around that age. >> around 12? >> jimmy: around 12, yeah. >> i don't think so. i don't know. but also, they don't really -- i don't think they even know -- it's like they know what i do because sometimes people will

say, "can i get a picture with you?" whatever. they're like," why do people like you?" "because i'm on a television show, it's been on for 16 years." "but you're just my dumb dad." >> jimmy: did you ever introduce them to anyone they're impressed with, a basketball player or anything like that? >> yes. i took my 12-year-old, he's a big soccer fan, and i took him to an lafc match. they were playing inter miami. so we got to see lionel messi play live, which was incredible. and we were in the, i don't know, the director's box or the owner's box or whatever. and my son's like, "oh my god, that's will ferrell, i want to meet him so bad." "i'm like, "i'll introduce you to will." he's like, "what? how?" "i know will, we did a movie together." "you did a movie with will ferrell?" [ laughter ] "i keep telling you, i'm cool." >> jimmy: you did a great job in the movie, i highly recommend

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>> jimmy: thanks to julianne moore and glenn howerton. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album "the death of randy fitzsimmons." here with the song "bogus operandi," the hives! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ damn overslept i go to work like i say like i say like i say like i say ♪ ♪ i'm never coming

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