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tv and roku download the app now and you can start streaming. >> all right. we want to thank you so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz. and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel, larry biel. >> all of us here. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, adam sandler and henry winkler. >> good one. have a great night, everyone. >> guillermo: previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> agh! >> help me out of the pool!
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!." tonight -- adam sandler henry winkler and guillermo at the formula 1 las vegas grand prix. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! hi, welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you, that's very nice. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in los angeles. windy los angeles. we got hit with some wind last night. the power in our house was out . was the power in your house out? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: i keep doing the thing where you walk in the room and go turn the lights on and oh,
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yeah, the power is out. and then you do that 25 more times? but here we are, on another monday night of football. kansas city versus philadelphia, a much-hyped face-off between the kelce brothers, travis and jason. [ applause ] or as the swifties know them, taylor's boyfriend and who? taylor did not attend. she was not a the game. but the players play play play play played without her. it was the kelce brothers' first meeting on-field since the super bowl. and there was a lot at stake for this one too. whichever brother lost tonight, had to sit at the kids table on thanksgiving on thursday. some very snotty kids. it's fun to see. i'm not sure why, but it's fun to see a sibling rivalry play out on television. and on their podcast leading up to this, you can see, the kelce brothers, they're professional. they were very focused on the game. >> is there a big yeti mask that you can buy that looks like that? >> maybe. >> because that is dope. i like that a lot. >> i like the white yeti, that's a whole different vibe than the
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real yeti. >> well, a yeti is white. you're thinking of -- yetis are abominable snowmen, right? or are they sasquatchs? are sasquatchs and yeti the same thing? >> that's a great question. >> jimmy: it really isn't. are they still testing for marijuana in the nfl? i wonder if there are any other kelces in that family. is there a kylie or kendall kelce we've yet to meet? i want to say happy birthday to our president, joe biden, who turned 81 today. [ applause ] and gave americans a rare chance to talk about his age. you know, err time joe biden has a birthday, it feels like a political misstep. why would you do that? you're old enough! >> by the way, it's my birthday today. and they sang birthday to me. i just want you to know, it's
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difficult turning 60, difficult. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's still got it. you know. joe biden's 60th birthday, is now old enough to drink. i was reading over the weekend, because biden's age is such a big issue with so many people, his advisers are torn on whether he should ignore it or make jokes about it. and to be honest, i'm still not sure which option they chose. >> that's the turkey presentation and pardon. marks the unofficial start of the holiday season. here in washington, a time to share joy and gratitude and have a little bit of fun. this is the 76th anniversary of this event. and i want you to know i wasn't there in the first one. i was too young to make it up. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that isn't helping at all. then after the gales of laughter died down, joe pardoned the turkeys, whose name are liberty
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and bell. they always give them cute names. last year it was chocolate and chip. the year before that was peanut butter and jelly. and back in 2020, the turkeys were witch and hunt. liberty and bell got to spend the weekend at the historic willard hotel. they put them in a hotel room. “welcome mr anderson, we have a very special room for you, at thanksgiving time, the white house turkeys crapped all over it.” liberty and bell were whisked over to the white house this morning. and i'm not one for conspiracy theories, but one of the turkeys i don't know, look kind of familiar. >> based on their commitment of being productive members of society as they head to their new home at the university of minnesota, i hereby pardon liberty and bell. >> gobble, gobble. >> all right. congratulations, birds. >> jimmy: yeah, congratulations birds. he'd probably have a better chance of blending in with the yams next year. joe biden turned 81, which means he's not only the oldest president ever, he's older than just about everything. i am going to name an item, you
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guess if biden is older than the item, or younger. ready? ok joe biden was born november 20th, 1942. is he older or younger than -- tupperware. >> older! >> jimmy: is he older? the answer is he is older than tupperware. okay. next up, the slinky. is biden older or younger than the slinky? >> older! >> jimmy: that's right. older than the slinky. cornflakes. is biden older or younger? >> older! >> jimmy: oh, you might be surprised. he is actually quite a bit younger. they were invented in 1906. how about the bra. younger or older than the bra? mixed on that one. biden is younger than the bra. betty crocker cake mixes. biden older or younger? >> older! >> jimmy: that's right. he is older than cake mix. two-ply toilet paper? is biden older or younger?
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>> older! >> jimmy: actually, they're exactly the same age. finally, one more item. kitty litter. is biden older or younger than kitty litter? >> younger! >> jimmy: joe biden is indeed older than kitty litter. which in fact could be a great new campaign slogan for him. “joe biden: older than kitty litter.” happy birthday, mr president. [ cheering and applause ] meanwhile, in fort dodge, iowa this weekend, the maga troops rallied to see their orange jesus in the flesh. one of the opening acts for donald trump is mike sexton, who is a lamb farmer that clearly has his finger on the problem this country needs to solve. risks you ready for the president that will tell transgender males they need to put their jock strap back on and
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compete with men and stay out of the women's locker room. >> jimmy: are you ready for a president who's famous for barging into women's locker rooms? it's amazing that this is what people think is important. but mike sexton, this is not a small-minded man. mike sexton, not only is he a leader, he's a follower of some of the great philosophers. >> one of my great heroes, the great jedi master himself, master yoda. the dark side is very powerful in biden. crooked is he. your country, he does not care. the force is strong in help him you can. caucus for him you shall. >> jimmy: ah, the stupid is strong with this one, isn't it?
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i bet that kills at the 4-h club, though. doesn't yoda live in that swamp they promised to drain? and then it was boba fat's turn onstage to remind everyone, just in case they forgot about that story about him and the russian hookers. >> russia, russia, russia. remember that? he was with four hookers that night? you think that was good? it's not true, darling. i love you very that one she didn't believe. he's a germophobe. he is not into that, he is not into golden showers. >> jimmy: that one she didn't believe. normally she has no trouble believing the terrible things. stormy daniels, 100% she believed it. this one, not at all. have i told you about the golden showers? oh, i just did? okay. i'll tell you again in a few months. in las vegas this weekend, the
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formula 1 las vegas grand prix. i was in vegas for a charity. i didn't go to the race, though, because it started at midnight and it was too late. i could see it from my hotel room. so i kept calming the front desk to see if they could turn the sound of the engines now. i'm hearing loud noises. it's like they're driving around in circles. you had fun at this? you were up late. >> 1:00, 2:00 in the morning. guillermo was up very late to give us a taste of what it is like to be a driver for formula 1. >> guillermo: here we are again, guys. this is guillermo from formula 1. take one. >> welcome, fans to sin city for the las vegas grand prix where the atmosphere is purely electric. >> what does it take to be a formula 1 driver? >> i think you need a car. >> new driver guillermo rodriguez hopes to make a
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splash. >> i'm going turn this course upside down. watch me. >> in the cutthroat world of f-1 known affectionately as the piranah club. >> good luck tonight. >> thank you. >> you're going to need it. >> absolutely. >> guillermo: people are really excited to see me race. >> oh, you're in the race? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm going to race. i'm going win tonight. >> you are going to win. >> guillermo: i'm driving. >> you're driving what? >> guillermo: i'm not sure yet! >> what is your favorite sound the formula 1 car makes? vroom vroom vroom? you like that. >> guillermo: like that, yeah. it sounds sexy. >> no, for me it's more high rpm. >> guillermo: all right, let's do it together. vroom, vroom mmmm. >> brrrrr! >> you like it? >> guillermo: that's real fast. >> yeah. >> neuuummm.
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>> wooooo. >> i like the sound of shift. >> the sound is like sex. >> guillermo: can i hear it? >> grrrr! >> grrr. >> rrrrr! >> vroom, vroom. >> guillermo: like that? you look good. you didn't have to dress up for this. >> come on, man, i didn't know it was a dress-up kind of thing. >> guillermo: what's going on? did you just get out of bed? >> no, didn't just get out of bed. >> guillermo: enough of this. i got a race to win. see you, paris. bye, honey. to be a driver, i need to train like a driver. hello, how are you? what should i do to be like the next formula 1 driver, to be the next best guy in formula 1? >> we need to work on the neck.
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>> guillermo: on the neck? >> on the neck. when you accelerate, this is the one that needs to be strong. >> guillermo: oh, yeah? >> oh, yeah. >> you look good like this. some motivation. three, two, one, go! >> guillermo: wow, you're a great trainer. time to talk to the bosses and get me a car. hi, mr. ferrari. how you? >> i'm fine. >> guillermo: i hear you guys are number one. you guys are first place. >> yeah. >> guillermo: but i think you guys can do better. i should drive for you guys. what do you think? >> i think it would be difficult, but no. >> guillermo: no? >> no. >> guillermo: no one is going the tell me no. >> why you want to be a driver? >> guillermo: because i have the look. i drive from my house to chatsworth 45 minutes. you know where chatsworth? >> no, no. >> guillermo: it's brutal. i take four freeways. oh my god, i take 118, the 5,
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the 170, the 101. it's a lot of driving. driving is in my blood. and also cholesterol too. >> you have to sit in here. >> guillermo: oh, yongli fit right there. >> yeah, that's a problem, we need to make a bigger car for you! you're just not fit for a formula 1 driver. >> guillermo: watch, i'm going prove you wrong. i can be a formula 1 driver. just build a bigger car for me, duh. >> guillermo: listen, they should make it bigger, right? >> i don't know they can make it that much bigger. we should get you in a car and see if you fit, and two, if the speed scares you. >> guillermo: okay. finally, time to hit the track. my time has come. >> i feel sick. i just open the window and i throw up over here? >> anywhere but the car or me. >> guillermo: okay. >> you ready? >> guillermo: ready. >> you sure? >> guillermo: yeah. whoa!
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oh my god! wow! oh! agghhh! whoa! aghh! [ laughter ] whoa. a lot of noise today. holy [ bleep ]. gave me a whip slash. i give you three stars. terrible uber driver. i don't think i want to be a driver. >> guillermo: today is a sad day. i announce my retirement from formula 1. i don't belong in the car.
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i belong at the bar. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> and so it's adios from the las vegas grand prix. >> jimmy: a very -- [ applause ] guillermo, everybody. we have a great show tonight. henry winkler is here, and we'll be right back with adam sandler. so stick around! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by allstate.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome back to the show tonight. this is his great new book called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." arthur fonzarelli himself, henry winkler is with us. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by will arnett and lamorne morris, with music from alec benjamin. our first guest on tonight's “the waterboy” reunion show is an internationally-beloved comedian and actor and singer, with a voice of a lizard, his new animated movie new animated movie “leo” premieres tomorrow on netflix. please welcome adam sandler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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it's very good to see you. >> how you? >> jimmy: how you? >> thank you for that. i'm very happy to see you, jimmy. hey, rock 'n roll! i love you. thank you. pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you. i was watching -- i'll tell you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're by the way, the message that you sent me, your family watching was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on remote control and thinking this guy is really funny. and now my kids who are 9 and 6 years old are fans of yours. you've been around a very long
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time. >> i got old. >> jimmy: yep. >> i can't believe. my life has been all right. your life has been all right too. we did good, buddy. >> jimmy: things are going well. we're very fortunate for sure. you got your whole family in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: your wife, two daughters. sonny, sadie. they were in the last movie. we loved that too and watched it as family. >> thank you. they are doing great. they're nice kids. they are in these movies. like this is an animated movie. so they started doing the voices when they were little, like, you know, four years ago it started. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow! >> they had continue doing it, but their voices were changing, but we got away with it. and they're just very funny. this is what they want to do. they -- i was telling somebody, the bat mitzvah movie came out, and they're both in this movie. and i saw them the next morning, and i spoke to netflix. hey, the movie did really good. people, you know, are watching it, and they go ah, we're eating
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breakfast. they literally don't even notice that. they moved right on. if i was in a movie at that age, i'd be very happy. >> jimmy: right. at the big premiere yesterday, they were unfazed? >> they were pretty unfazed. they don't make it a big deal. they grew up with daddy doing it. >> jimmy: do you like that? >> i'm happy that it's not everything to them. >> jimmy: yes. >> i don't know. the stuff, they are kind of passionate about wanting to be good in acting. that's all they talk about. >> jimmy: in a way i sense that that bothers you? >> that they're cooler than me? they're much cooler than i ever will be for sure. >> jimmy: what was your first movie premiere? >> at the time it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz." i was 22. i just moved to california. it's really cool. bud freeman asked me to move out to l.a. he said you could do good out here. i went on and did the improv. the first or second night, i got
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off stage and two or three people came up and said you're pretty funny. you want the star in a movie? yeah, absolutely. and that was it. wow, this town is incredible, man. and then -- [ applause ] >> thank you, guys. i swear to god, i come home, and judd apatow was a young kid. none of us worked yet. i told judd, these guys came up to me after the show. how is the script? i don't know. do they have a script? i have no idea, man. and i just went there, and it was actually just a movie about a comedian on a boat. it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz." and they changed the title to "babes ahoy". >> jimmy: that's quite a change. to "babes ahoy." >> it was the best experience. i got to meet a lot of great people. i got to know what shooting movies are like. than was a premiere. and my family came out for it. and the movie wasn't excellent,
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but it wasn't excellent, but my father and mother got to see me on screen, and even though it wasn't the greatest, they were going -- my father is going that a baby, this is terrific. and my mother is like you are amazing! it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. it's actually very similar -- well, opposite also to henry winkler's story, which we'll get to. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know you guys are old pals. >> love him. >> jimmy: he came out and got fonzie in three weeks. it us with unbelievable. >> come on. >> jimmy: that was "babes ahoy" for him too. [ applause ] you took your girls i know to the taylor swift movie premiere. >> yes. >> jimmy: at the grove that taylor was there. i assume they're big fans? >> i have a van. i drive around in my van. the kids are in the back. there is a tv in the van. they have i don't know what it is, but they -- you can listen to music and see the words. it says taylor, in songs, it says the words and it will say
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in taylor giggles and you here them giggle. we sat behind taylor. after the movie, three and a half hours, she goes straight to my kids and gave them a hug and talked about the bat mitzvah movie. it was amazing. >> jimmy: wow, that's very special. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: and you have a van. that's kind of awesome. >> i have a van. it's good, man. that's where it all happens. everybody get a van. you'll love it. ! >> jimmy: who is aleksandra skochilenko taylor swi swift? >> i love the beatles, aleksandra skochilenko but then my brother, one morning i was sleeping on a water bed with six of my friends, and we woke up on a saturday morning.
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my brother had a pioneer system, and we heard this thumping and thumping. and i am iron man. and literally, we were what is this? black sabbath kind of took over right there. >> jimmy: it's always the brother that gets you into that kind of stuff. >> my brother got me into sabbath. and then my van halen stuff, i was going to my first party in seventh grade. got out of the car, somebody dropped us off, a mother dropped me and my free friends off. we were walking. i didn't know this kid's house. i was middle school and all of the sudden you're around strangers. and i remember walking up the street and hearing "atomic punk" going and wholly cow, what is this? me and my friends were looking at us, and that was the first van halen moment. when i found out david roth was a jew, boy, that made me happy. >> jimmy: i think we have some photographs here. you have been on your own tour. i know you've been playing. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: huge. does this make you feel like
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david lee roth? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is there anything better than that? >> no, this is crazy. i started doing stand-up again maybe five, six years ago. and now we're doing all these fun places. it is great. >> jimmy: i saw a video of you and your daughter. i think sunny, she was singing a song about your mood swings. >> guille >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was very funny. >> daddy goes up and down very quick. >> jimmy: daddy is with us. his name is adam sandler, and his movie is called "leo." we'll be back with adam sandler. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought t you by new heineken silver, world class light beer.
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look at this, a bunch of motor mouths. >> saw in a sweater. >> the snotty clique. >> the facade squad. >> peaking at 11. of course, the always sick and should have stayed home. >> no way. are you taller than me now? >> the inevitable cheese doodle kid. >> those look like dorito fingers. >> we just moved here from the bronx. >> you're new? that must be hard. i never had to leave friends, except for last year when we went to myrtle beach, the lady next to me had arthritis. >> never heard the word enough. >> that is "leo a couple of reptiles. >> bill bird is squirt typical
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turtle and i am leo. bill bury. >> i can't believe that guy. i did scenes with him. we had the script and he improvised. we would do two mics next to each other. oh my god, i love it. >> he is super funny. you are super funny in the movie. i have to tell you a weird story. because this movie, and i don't know if people understand it, but i didn't know this, is about a couple of classroom pets that get taken home for the weekend by the kids. well, my daughter is 9. she has classroom hamsters named boba and mochi. i volunteered for us to take them home for the thanksgiving break. we didn't know what the is about, oh, we got to get boba and mochi to watch the movie. we set them up. the movie is about taking the classroom pets home. and let me tell you, boba and mochi loved it. >> they did. >> jimmy: they didn't say much,
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but i could tell. and my kids loved it. we all really enjoyed it. it's very funny. >> i love that this is a family movie. it's cool when it doesn't happen in my life very often. i made a few. but this one, we were thinking about, young kids having fun and it's coming out on thanksgiving. so we're thinking about grandparents having a good time. parents. it's for everybody hopefully. but, yeah, yeah. it means a lot. >> jimmy: did you when you were a kid have a classroom pet? >> i had a snake. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> i had a king snake. i don't like anything. i couldn't touch him. if he were here right now, get that snake away from me. when i was a little kid, i had a king snake in new york. and i fed him a mouse i think every two weeks or something, a week i would give him a mouse. and he was my best friend. he was ralph, ralph the king snake. and then apparently, my parents talk about this, he got loose in the apartment. we live in an apartment building. he got loose in the apartment building, and we had to tell the
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whole complex, by the way, this kid's snake got loose. what happened? and everyone was nervous to go to the bathroom. they thought he was going to come out the toilet. but we found ralph by the way. >> jimmy: you did find ralph? >> can i say one thing, everybody? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just want to say my sister valerie, i love you. my sister was sick. she had to deal with some stuff. she went to a hospital in tucson, arizona, and their staff took amazing care of her. the nurses and the doctors, particularly two doctors took care of her the whole time. thank you very much for looking out for my sister. >> jimmy: that's very nice. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: you're very grateful when you get good doctors like that. >> who care. >> jimmy: your sister lives in tucson? >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: i moved here from tucson. >> that's right. you had vegas, tucson. >> jimmy: i've lived everybody. i've been fired from a lot of jobs. yeah. well, best to your sister. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and that's very sweet you have to say hello to her. >> she is a great girl.
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>> even though she is not watching. >> oh, she loves you jimmy. >> jimmy: in that case. you met henry winkler when? >> oh, boy. okay. so henry winkler, the world loves henry winkler. i met him, "the waterboy," he was nice enough to say yes, he'd do our movie. me and my friends were young, dumb fools. we were instructed by so many. not by henry, but somebody mentioned from his side maybe don't bring up the fonz. >> jimmy: because you and i are of the age that we had him like on our lunch boxes. >> yes. >> jimmy: like he was really all powerful. >> absolutely. there was nobody in our life at our age better than fonzie. everything he did. he was taylor swift, right? >> jimmy: yeah. really like evel knievel. >> pretty cool.
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henry, it was me and my friends, we went out to dinner the first night, and i told my friends, don't bring up the fonz, man. let's be cool here. we did a whole dinner with henry. we were eating steaks. everybody started getting loose. everybody was drinking. one of my friends was under the table, and he fell asleep under the table. okay. so he is sleeping. we're all talking. and then somebody goes hey, let's make a toast. and then i hear from under the table, to the fonz! and then i swear to god, we were all like oh, man, you ruined it. we did so good. and then henry goes ehhh! [ applause ] that was cool. >> jimmy: you want to hang out? >> i definitely want to hang out. >> jimmy: we'll bring out another chair. do it like the old days in the talk show. all right. hang out. adam ies called "leo." it premieres on netflix tomorrow. and you can see him on tour. the "i missed you tour" starts december 2nd in las vegas.
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♪ >> jimmy: we're back with adam sandler. our next guest didn't invent the leather jacket, but he better than anybody. he is one of the best loved stars. he has a new best-seller, it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." say hello to the one and only wonderful henry winkler! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i love having the two of you guys here together. it's exciting.
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>> this is like a dream. >> oh, yeah, buddy. >> don't look at me, all right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you find henry, nowadays that people mentioned a dam to you as much as they would ron howard? >> oh, absolutely. "the waterboy" was a very important reemergence for me, you know. when i finished the fonz, i could not get hired, really as an actor. >> jimmy: right. >> and this was a very important, yes. >> jimmy: you think when you heard that drunken lad from under the table say a toast to the fonz, that's the moment where things really started to kick back into gear? >> well, i want to say that it was a great moment. i got nausea when he said it. but i had a lot of steak. it was my pleasure. did we have fun or what? >> it was the greatest time. you can't remember, you learned how to fish on that movie. >> i did bass fishing. mr. reed.
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>> jerry reed. >> took me bass fishing at 3:00 in the morning, hurtling down the highway in florida. >> yeah. >> and i learned also to smoke a cigar. >> yes, yes. >> because of you. >> oh, don't say that! nobody learned nothing from me! >> you know what? you were just so generous. you gave to it me. i tell you what was amazing. i'll tell you what. when you do a movie with adam, he wants you to be the most comfortable you can be at lunch there was a pasta bar. >> oh, yeah. >> three different -- the gallo was it? >> you remember from the movie? there was pasta bar? >> there you go. there you guys are together. >> man. >> oh, there. we always had a pasta bar at lunch. >> ah, that's right, buddy. >> you know, i learned not to question adam. he said you wear these red
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heels. talk on a phone that is not connected. and you're in an afro. >> that's right. >> and i said why? he said i don't know. >> it was a fantasy. >> some things you don't need to explain. >> it's so nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's nice to see you. i really enjoyed the book, as i mentioned to you. there are so many great things in the book. can i ask about one thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: i know this is a weird thing. there is a story in the book. have you read this book yet? you must. you got to read the book. >> no, i didn't read it yet. >> you can listen to it on audible. >> is it you talking? >> yeah. >> oh my god, yeah. >> it's like i'm reading you a bedtime story. >> jimmy: there is not a ton of sex stuff, but there is a little something. and that something is you were with an actress, and you don't name who that person is. >> right. >> jimmy: the next morning, you're feeling very good about yourself. you leave her apartment. and she says what to you? >> oh, by the way, you are a
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selfish lover. >> oh! >> and i want to tell you something. that was -- [ laughter ] i didn't know what she meant. and i didn't know what my responsibilities were. >> oh, i see, yeah, yeah. as a lover, as an anything. that's why it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond" because at that time, i was not whole. i was not fully -- i was like a cupcake. you put the toothpick in to make sure it's all baked. mine was not baked. [ laughter ] >> i was unbaked. >> jimmy: so you put the toothpick in, and she said you were a selfish lover. >> that was good! [ applause ] very nice. >> i would like to say i put the whole box in. but, you know. thank you.
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>> jimmy: you're very nice to invite me and my wife to dinner at your house. one of the things i learned about you, and i hope you don't mind me sharing this, is that you have a crowbar in every room of your house. >> i do. >> jimmy: please explain why. thing is a great tip for people. >> i think it is very important that in a city that shakes. >> jimmy: yes. >> you are prepared. because what happens if poop, poop, and all of the sudden the door shifts and now you can't open it. you got the crowbar. >> jimmy: how many total crowbars would you say you have in your house? >> nine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: crowbar. now fonzie would just go book, like this and the door would fly open. >> it is so true. and if you have a man named fred with a rope on the door behind the scene, you can knock on the door. >> but if you're fredless.
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>> the greatest thing, hitting the building and all the lights went on. >> that was amazing, buddy. >> jimmy: well, this is the book. it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." let's take another break. we'll chat a little more. ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by las vegas. visit change.org/celebration and sign the petition supporting excessive celebration at super bowl lviii.
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>> jimmy: oh, hey, we're back with adam sandler and henry winkler. this is henry's book. it's called "being henry." it is a "new york times" best-seller. it is right up there at the top of the list. this is unbelievable. >> i was told that i would never achieve. >> jimmy: you really were told that? >> yes. and here we are on "the new york times" best-seller. >> jimmy: that's big time. [ cheering ] i know you've spoken about this. you had dyslexia, you didn't know about it until you're in your 30. >> see, here's the thing. i've said this before. we just came off a ten-city tour, and we get to be here for thanksgiving. and a happy, happy holiday. >> happy holidays, everybody. [ applause ] >> i understand that my parents came from another country. i understand they learned a new language. >> yes. >> i understand that my father started a business. >> yes. >> but what i don't, will never reckon with, when you have a child, they are not an extension
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of who you are. and when you see a child having a problem, whether you know the name of that problem, whether you know what it is or not, your job is to make sure that that child feels better about having that problem and not call them stupid. >> jimmy: right. which your father did. >> and mother. >> jimmy: and mother. >> i think my parents actually were feral. >> jimmy: your teachers were tough. you had a teacher for real named miss adolph. miss adolph. >> she was related. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it kind of seemed like maybe she was. boy would she be surprised that you've written this? >> holy mackerel. >> jimmy: "happy days." you came up with ehhh. >> oh, my other word. >> jimmy: yeah? >> whoa! >> jimmy: how did you come up with that? >> i loved horseback riding at that time. i can no longer mount a horse. no, i mean ride.
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[ laughter ] i just realized what that sounded like. >> jimmy: you're a selfish rider. >> but because i'm small, i'm a light rider. okay. but it came from my favorite sport at the time, horseback riding. >> jimmy: and you thought oh, i'll work this into this character. unbelievable. >> you do what you know. >> jimmy: what about "sit on it." >> that was the writers. >> jimmy: one of my favorite things is that scene at the beginning of "happy days" where you look at your hair in the mirror, and then you do that move. >> that was the very first day, and i was -- your character goes to the mirror and combs his hair. and i did not want to do that. i wanted to be original. >> that's cool. >> so i said to the director, i'll do anything, but i can't do that. and he said oh, yes, you can. not only are you getting paid, but it's written. >> jimmy: and this is your first real tv show.
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>> first. i walked to the mirror, i pull out that comb, and i go hey, look at that, i don't have to. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you also might now be like the second most famous kansas city chiefs fan in america. >> yes. >> jimmy: after, of course, taylor swift. and you're not dating any of the players, though. >> i am not dating the players. you know, i love patrick mahomes. now i'm not a great sports person, but i love the way he plays. >> amazing. >> and he plays with such joy. >> oh, yeah, man. >> so i said that to rich eisen. >> yeah, rich. >> rich eisen played it for him, the segment. and then i was invited to go to the stadium. and i'm standing -- can i stand up? >> jimmy: sure. >> i'm standing on the field, and i'm just waiting. and all of the sudden, this behemoth comes running at me. and he said "i have a surprise for you."
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and he gave me his jersey signed. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's cool! [ applause ] >> i wore it during the super bowl. a little snug. but i think that's why they won. >> you brought it. you did it. >> jimmy: unbelievable. now you're friendly with patrick? >> no. but i invite him to dinner. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> and just as he is rung off to play the game, he turned around and he said "i'm going to take you up on that dinner." and he ran off to play and win the game. can i just say, patrick, you are a fibber! >> jimmy: when he finds out how many crowbars you have in your home. >> don't you think you should be prepared? >> jimmy: maybe as soon as the season is over, he'll come right over for dinner. >> he is busy for a little bit. he is going to come. >> jimmy: why are we making excuses for patrick? eat dinner with the man.
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he is fonzie. he probably doesn't even know that. >> he is 24, 25. >> jimmy: this is the book. it's great. if you love the tv and great stories, there it is, "being henry: the fonz and beyond." henry winkler, everybody. adam sandler, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] thank you for being here, gentlemen. we'll be right back. discover the ozempic® tri-zone. ♪ ♪ i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. i'm under 7. ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in adults also with known heart disease. i'm lowering my risk. adults lost up to 14 pounds. i lost some weight. ozempic® isn't for people with type 1 diabetes.
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>> jimmy: that was fun. i want to thank these two guys, adam sandler and henry winkler for being here. would you mind apologizing to matt damon for me? >> you know what, matt, we have never met, and i am so sorry i took your time. there will be another show. >> jimmy: you wouldn't like him at all. oh, yeah. he is very, very unpleasant. well, thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. thanks, fellows. good night, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, monday night football. >> go team! >> it's just electric. >> behind the scenes with rare nfl access. the eagles versus the chiefs.

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