all you have to do is download the app now and start streaming for free. well, with that, thanks for watching, everybody. i'm dionne lynn right now on jimmy kimmel, my guest, emma stone. have a great night. and we will see you bright and early tomorrow morning. previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> hudson, what are you doing? oh -- my -- gosh. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- emma stone and nathan fielder, paul mescal, and music from laufey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. oh, thank you. i appreciate it. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to our show. i don't know if you know this, but we talk a lot about donald trump here at the show. in the same way paleontologists talk about apes. [ laughter ] we're studying him but it's easier to forget that he actually sees this stuff. he's obsessed with himself and with what people say about him. because of that, we have somehow found ourselves once again in the wisp-thin crosshairs of our crazy ex-president and his compatriots. this morning i woke up to a letter from the trump media and

technology group demanding that i apologize for, and retract, a statement i made on the air about his struggling social media platform truth social. this is an actual letter i got last night. [ laughter ] "re: demand for immediate retraction of false and defamatory statement. to whom it may concern. a november 14, 2023, segment of "jimmy kimmel live!" knowingly or recklessly misstates material information about trump media and technology group corp. and includes the following defamatory statement. 'according to a new disclosure, truth social has lost $73 million since it launched.' we insist that abc news completely retract all versions of this segment whether online or in print, remove all versions of this segment from your website, and delete all posts related to the segment from your social media accounts. furthermore, we demand that abc news publish a mutually agreeable apology in print, on your website, and on all its social media accounts. unless these steps are taken immediately, tmtg will take swift legal action to uphold its rights and reputation.

sincerely, trump media and technology group corp." here's the thing. this is a nightly comedy show. we do make every effort to present accurate information. we are pretty rigorous when it comes to fact-checking, and in this case, on the day we aired this piece, it had been widely reported by multiple credible outlets that truth social had lost $73 million. but according to their filing with the s.e.c., truth social lost $31.6 million since its launch in june, june 30th, 2023. the company lost $31.6 million. in other words, in fairness, truth social isn't a colossal failure, it's only an abysmal failure. [ cheers and applause ] and i would like to do the right thing and congratulate our balloon animal former president and his company on only losing $31.6 million. [ laughter ] for you, that's pretty good. that's one of your best performances yet. [ laughter ]

i have to say -- demanding a retraction for reporting the value of his company incorrectly is pretty darn hilarious considering the fact he is on trial right now for reporting the value of his company incorrectly. [ laughter ] maybe he should sue himself. [ laughter ] in all fairness, tmtg demanded an apology, so from the bottom of my heart -- donald trump and everyone at tmtg, i'm so sorry you're so bad at running companies. [ cheers and applause ] doesn't this guy have bigger things to worry about? his fraud trial in new york, his trial in washington, his trial in georgia, the fact that there's a donald trump jr. walking around there telling people he's his son. [ laughter ] but i get it. he's proud of what he built with truth social, and all the blue chip advertisers who are a part of it. i don't know if you've been on the site lately. great sponsors like, your hair will grow like crazy, try this tonight. [ laughter ] something called orange burps.

truth social ceo devin nunes buying his own time, selling some kind of asswipe wine. [ laughter ] the survival shovel. bald eagle sweatshirts. devin nunes' wine again. a trump mugshot shot glass. a leather cowboy hat. more devin nunes wine. [ laughter ] and seven parasites are living in your body. but it has nothing to do with devin nunes' wine. [ laughter ] from an advertiser standpoint, truth social is going great. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the special counsel that has been looking into joe biden's handling of classified documents has reportedly decided not to file charges against anyone in the case, including the president. which is so unfair. why is donald trump prosecuted for having classified documents, and then refusing to give them back, and then falsely claiming to have given them all back, and then moving boxes full of them to the bathroom, and then having a flood conveniently erase the surveillance tapes that showed the boxes being moved? it's a double standard! [ laughter and applause ]

president biden is on a bit of a roll, riding high in a four-hour summit yesterday with the president of china. president xi said china wants to be a "partner and friend" to the united states and even said he'd send us new pandas for our national zoo. they've taken our pandas back, now we're getting -- and in return, we have agreed to send china two of the lesser kardashians. [ laughter ] i believe it's rob and one of the cousins that lives in topeka or something. this was kind of funny. biden wished president xi's wife a happy birthday, and president xi was reportedly embarrassed because he had forgotten about his wife's birthday. and that's why we call him "president steal yer girl." [ laughter ] earlier tonight, america bore witness to the "golden bachelor after the final cialis" special. it was fantasy suite night for gerry and two of his remaining golden girls. the episode was mostly just them comparing their sleep numbers. [ laughter ] but gerry was feeling a little frisky. >> the opportunity to be physically intimate with someone, i don't know how to

ascribe an importance to it. at this age, it's more gentle. it's slow. it's something you can savor. because it's something that is the most special you can have. >> jimmy: well, slow and steady wins the race is what they say. gerry and one of his ladies, leslie, said if they committed to each other, it would be "till death do us part." which at 70 years old, not much of a commitment. [ laughter ] they spent the night together. adjusting the thermostat. for real. that's not a joke. and then it was theresa's turn to turn up the heat. >> i haven't slept with another man since my husband, and i'm ready. i want to spend the night with gerry. and gerry seems just as excited as i am. >> this is going to be more comfortable. [ laughter ] >> you're good at that.

>> jimmy: and they were asleep by 5:18. [ cheers and applause ] here's something that comes just in time for the next season of "the bachelor." the fda yesterday authorized the first-ever home tests for chlamydia and gonorrhea. which would make great stocking stuffers! [ laughter ] the test is called "simple 2" and it's from the company letsgetchecked, and we went on their website. their whole smiling executive team who cannot wait to tell you you have gonorrhea. [ laughter ] especially this guy. guess what! [ laughter ] in washington last night, the senate passed a last-minute deal to fund the government. which means the government will not have to shut down. they have enough money to keep going until january. i'm still not clear on why we fund our government the same way a parent funds a college kid. give them just enough cash until they run out and ask for more. [ laughter ]

we come so close over and over to shutting down. we get right to the brink, then we avert it at the last second. it's like we're experimenting with tantric government. [ laughter ] and then we have congressman george santos. the halls are closing in. the long-awaited ethics report on santos came out today. investigators found what they call "substantial evidence" of criminal wrongdoing. the report claims that, among other things, santos used campaign funds on personal items like sephora cosmetics, trips to atlantic city, and even onlyfans. [ laughter ] turns out they don't sell fans at all. [ laughter ] the name of the site is very misleading. the report says, "during the 2020 campaign, a $1,500 purchase on the campaign debit card was made at mirza aesthetics. this expense was not reported and was noted as 'botox.' $1,400 charged at a skin spa also described as 'botox.'" and yet, with all of this, santos still isn't planning to resign.

but he did release a statement saying he will not seek re-election. which means it's only a matter of time. the saga of george santos is coming to and end, which kind of makes me sad. so i thought we'd check in with him to see how he's holding up. we do have a camera there. hello, congressman santos. hello, congressman? >> congressman santos is not here right now. >> jimmy: oh, he's not? do you know where he is? >> he's with his mother. >> jimmy: george, i think your mother died from 9/11. didn't she die from the ash from 9/11? >> ugh, what do you want? >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this ethics report, which is damning to say the least. is it true that you spent campaign donation money on sephora? >> that is utter gobbledygook! i don't know anyone named sephora. >> jimmy: sephora is a store. wow! looks like you're wearing all their products at once. >> it's called botox! maybe and. >> you got some, you wouldn't look like mandy patinkin. >> jimmy: i don't consider that an insult.

>> i'm sorry, your credit card was declined. >> run it again! >> we've run it three time -- >> jimmy: it looks like you're spending even more campaign money pampering yourself. >> that is ridiculous once again. can i have my scarf please! thank you very much. >> jimmy: is that real fur? >> can i have my hats? can i also have the cash register, please? >> jimmy: hold on. you can't steal a cash register. >> just because i'm mexican you accuse me of stealing? >> jimmy: you're not mexican and i just saw you steal the cash register. >> i need you to pay someone else a visit. i want you to have fun on their legs. >> jimmy: did you just hire a guy to break my legs? >> this is dale, he collects celebrity autographs. >> big fan. >> jimmy: thank you, dale. speaking of fans. the report also says you spent campaign money on onlyfans. >> that was for research.

as you know, i am a board certified podiatrist. and therefore, i have to look at thousands and thousands of pictures of young men's feet. okay? do you want me to lose my podiatry license. >> jimmy: why do you have pictures of me all in your hall? >> i had them put up. >> jimmy: why did you announce you won't be seeking re-election? >> re-election to what? >> jimmy: congress, the house. >> i was never in congress, all right? how would i have time for congress when i'm busy raising my three wonderful triplets? [ baby crying ] >> jimmy: where are you going? everyone is on to you. where could you possibly go at this point? >> it's not where i'm going. it's when. >> $12. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means, george, i have no idea. >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: oh, is that a delorean? >> you're damn right it is. don't mind me, i'm just going to the year 2045 to bust myself out

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, his new movie is called

"all of us strangers." paul mescal is with us. then later, a grammy-nominated singer from iceland. of all places. this is her album titled "bewitched." music from laufey. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have quite a week of shows next week with adam sandler, will arnett, lamorne morris and henry winkler. alec benjamin will be here with music and many, many more. please join us next week. our first guests are one heck of a pair. one is an oscar winner, the other is a comedian who shines as bright as a diamond in his first dramatic role, "the curse." >> okay, what's -- >> sorry, i'm just emotional right now. >> baby, baby, baby. what's going on? >> i'm pregnant. >> you're pregnant? what? oh my god. you're pregnant.

what -- how did you -- what did you -- find out or -- >> yesterday. >> yesterday? yesterday? okay. okay. we went to bed, we were together, but it was too much for you. you wanted to wait. you wanted to wait to tell me, right? >> i'm so happy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: watch new episodes of "the curse" fridays on the paramount plus app with showtime. please welcome emma stone and nathan fielder. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a fearless --

what a great -- i mean, i would be excited to have either one of you individually here, but together, man oh man, this is fantastic. >> so thank you for having us. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> very excited to be here. >> jimmy: this is -- is this a new look that you're -- you have? >> it's just me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because you do -- it's kind of a different style, maybe, i guess? since the last time i saw you? >> don't you -- oh. >> jimmy: no? >> so -- this is -- it's him. >> jimmy: i'm good, i'm great, how are you doing, everything all right? >> yeah, yeah. >> things are great with me, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i know. you seem exactly as i remember you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a little bit different with nathan. but you know -- you look great. you both look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and -- >> might be confused maybe because i've been on your show before, and i've done other things. but i'm doing a character, you know. but this is me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so previously, you

were doing a character? and now you are out of character? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and this is nathan fielder? >> it's the nathan i met. [ laughter ] the nathan i know. >> jimmy: yeah. oh. well, that's interesting. and you guys play in this show, which is great by the way, a couple -- [ cheers and applause ] you play a couple that's like an hgtv couple, these couples that we see on that channel. >> right. >> jimmy: they go around, fix up houses, do the whole thing with community. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you base it on a particular couple? like a chip and joanna or something like that? >> no, no, no. i think it's kind of just, you know -- >> we see these couples on hgtv, and i think it's inspired by that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and the show is being described as many things, but i

think unsettling and brilliant are two of the words that i've seen used. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: yeah. which is -- >> some other words, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? >> i don't know, i mean -- some of these -- this review in -- i don't know if you've seen this review in "the new york times." this is pretty whack, what they say, i don't know. if you want to read it, read that there. that's the review. >> jimmy: you want me to read this aloud? >> yeah, read that part there that the -- >> jimmy: let me put on my mother's glasses, hold on. [ laughter ] okay. well, there it is right there. read the part you highlighted? >> yeah. >> jimmy: "stone is marvelous as whitney, an influencer whose life is on permanent livestream, always on, always micro-calculating her affect. stone's laser- illustrates whitney's lack of self-awareness and her genuine

charm." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you want me to go on? "fielder is a more limited, stiff actor." [ laughter ] >> yeah, man. i -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's like -- i don't think they know, really -- get what acting is. [ laughter ] they don't seem to get -- you know, they're calling it limited range and stiff. that's the character, my brother. [ laughter ] like -- like they don't get that i'm playing a stiff, nerdy guy. which, as you can see, is very different than the real me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hm. yeah. >> i mean -- in real life i'm very relaxed and -- >> yeah, he is. [ laughter ] he's an amazing actor. i mean, it was really -- >> jimmy: i agree. >> the whole time we were working together, last summer, i've just kept -- i feel like i was texting him all the time. i was watching dailies of these things. i was just kind of blown away by -- >> show him the texts.

show him the texts you sent me. she was -- show him. show him the texts you sent me, yeah. i mean, this is like while we're shooting -- >> this is a long time ago. >> jimmy: you don't mind sharing the personal texts? >> hold on one second. >> i think when you get -- >> oh, wait, hold on. we're watching -- bill in his office, bending over, i'm losing my mind, it's so unbelievably good, you're such april good actor this scene alone made me so excited and happy to be doing this, not that i wasn't before, geez you're so good. >> show him the date. [ laughter ] that wasn't done today. >> june 25th -- >> a real text on that date. >> jimmy: yeah, no, if emma said that's what she did -- >> it was amazing. >> you know, look. i think when you get to be, like, a-list actors at our level -- [ laughter ] you know, people see your

characters and they think that's the real you. because the performance is so good. but -- yeah, they don't get that that -- we're very different than our characters. >> yeah. >> you -- looking at me, you don't know. you're looking at her and thinking she's actually spider-man or whatever character she played in that movie. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i wasn't actually thinking that. i feel like this review is really -- has put you in a funk, though. it feels like -- yeah, just feels like -- i mean, am i wrong on that? >> he's -- i don't -- >> well, i -- i mean, this is the paper of record. >> jimmy: yeah, it is "the new york times." >> a factual error in it, i feel like we should get this corrected. >> jimmy: you want to get it corrected? i don't know if you can get a review corrected, though. >> yeah, they know there's a mistake, "the new york times," they'll issue a correction. now, i mean, you -- you know, you know the -- i can't call. you know the real me. now you've seen me. i think you could probably help --

>> jimmy: i could help? >> yeah, if i called them up right now -- could we do it? i just think it would be -- >> jimmy: what do you mean, could we do it? >> could you do me a solid and call the "new york times" and just say -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want me to call? >> yeah, we can call them right now. >> jimmy: i don't have his phone number. >> i have it right here, all right? >> jimmy: okay. i don't -- you have a phone also. >> yeah. >> you've called "the new york times." please say the name of the department you wish to reach. >> tv reviews. >> jimmy: tv reviews? maybe arts and leisure? arts and leisure. >> please hold for further assistance. >> jimmy: i don't think we're going to get -- >> i wrote what you can say, if you want. [ laughter ] say this. i wrote it out for you. >> we're sorry, there is no one available to take your call. >> leave a message. >> please record your message after the tone. >> jimmy: okay. [ beep ]

hi. this is jimmy kimmel calling. i'm just at home right now. reading your newspaper. while having an afternoon banana. [ laughter ] noticed that in your review for the new television series "the curse" you call nathan fielder a limited and stiff actor. this is a factual error that must be corrected. i happen to know nathan personally, and he's one of the loosest guys i've ever met and a hard-core lesbian. [ laughter ] >> thespian. >> jimmy: it says lesbian. thespian. >> auto correct. >> jimmy: very few actors can play stiff convincingly and i feel they should not be punished for delivering one of the stiffest performances of the year. if this error isn't corrected immediately, you risk losing me as a subscriber. now excuse me because i have to get back to finishing my banana. [ laughter ] i'm also about to peel another banana for my wife, too, because she hasn't eaten in so many hours. >> say, can i have my banana. >> can i have my banana, please?

[ laughter ] >> say, it's coming. >> jimmy: i'm peeling it right now, it's coming. >> say, did you correct the thing in the "new york times." >> did you correct the thing in the new york times about fielder being a stiff actor? >> now say yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they better do it. >> jimmy: they better do it or else -- >> i'll [ bleep ] on them when i'm hosting the oscars. >> jimmy: oh, yes. or else i will [ bleep ] on them when i'm hosting the oscars. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> good? pretty good. >> jimmy: should we take a break? why don't we take a break, and we'll come back with emma stone and nathan fielder. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by starbucks. share the joy this holiday by starbucks. share the joy this holiday season. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. we are back with emma stone and nathan fielder, stars of the show "the curse." you must have been excited to get back to work after the strike, yeah? >> oh, i mean -- i was -- so beyond excited that i injured myself for the millionth time in a row. >> jimmy: how? >> i got out of the shower on sunday, and i was about to get on the plane to come out here. i just slammed my foot into a -- i think i broke my toe. but i wanted to wear heels. it might be a sprain. but i've broken so many bones, whenever i'm overly excited about something, it feels like i break a bone. >> jimmy: have you really broken -- >> i've broken seven bones.

to the point an endocrinologist said, you have legitimate bone density concerns. nobody should be breaking seven bones before they're 30. >> jimmy: have you asked you doctor about bow boniva? >> i'm not joking, i may need boniva. >> jimmy: we can get you some boniva. i've got a guy -- >> you've got a guy? >> jimmy: what are you doing over there, nathan? >> do you have any lighter fluid? >> jimmy: i don't think we have any lighter fluid, and you actually can't smoke in here anyway, so it's probably -- >> you're killing me, man. >> jimmy: sorry. [ laughter ] emma, you -- >> anyway, the -- >> jimmy: seven bones is a lot of bones. >> seven bones. four years ago i was -- i was at the -- at a party, and someone invited david blaine there. he was doing a magic trick, which i absolutely love magic. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> which you love magic too, don't you? >> those are my characters like magic. [ laughter ] not me. >> sorry, i always get confused.

>> jimmy: what was the trick he was doing? >> it was a card trick, then there was this thing on a phone and he was showing it to us, and i got so excited, this is true, i freaked out and i ran into another room and i slipped on a wood floor and my arm went back out behind me and i broke my shoulder. i was so excited about magic that i broke my arm. >> jimmy: did you sue him? you could probably sue him for that. >> how long do you have to sue someone for that? >> jimmy: i think you've got like 15 years or someone? >> it's only been four. >> jimmy: uh-huh? what are you doing with the cigarette? >> i'm just sucking on the air and trying to get as much tobacco air as i can. [ laughter ] why? >> jimmy: i don't know. just seemed weird. i didn't know you were a smoker. i had no idea. >> i didn't know you were lame and not let people smoke in here. [ laughter ] didn't you used to serve shots when your show started? >> jimmy: yeah, that was a long while ago. i could get you a shot, that's okay, if you want a shot? >> i don't drink. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. what are you guys doing for

thanksgiving? is there a family plan? >> we're -- i'm going to just go to a restaurant with my family. >> jimmy: are you really? >> i know it sound like a little -- maybe a little depressing, but i think it's going to be nice. you don't have to worry about all of the -- you know, the hustle and bustle of cooking up thanksgiving. >> jimmy: get unlimited bread sticks, whole deal. [ laughter ] >> exactly, eat and eat. >> jimmy: how about you, nathan? >> what was the question? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you doing for thanksgiving? >> he's canadian. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. so -- >> i got, you know, a lot of auditions. [ laughter ] >> you have auditions on thanksgiving? >> jimmy: on thanksgiving? >> yeah, yeah. for some -- just a lot of acting opportunities that i've been getting. and so -- they're doing some secret stuff on thanksgiving that you probably don't know about. [ laughter ] they probably didn't tell you because it's a little at a higher level than what you do. [ laughter ]

>> at a higher level in what way? >> i mean, this is actually funny. i don't know if i should reveal this. sometimes when we're working together, actually -- i had to teach her how to act a little bit. [ laughter and moans ] >> jimmy: is that right? you know she has an oscar. you know. >> yeah, but -- you give those things out. [ laughter ] [ applause >> jimmy: yeah. i have to say, emma, you're a lucky -- >> she's extremely talented, and you've got to see her -- you've got to see her in the show. >> thanks. i mean, he's incredible, because obviously this is like such a departure. >> the main thing we need to do is journalism is really at a tough stage and time. so we just really need to make sure -- and it would be really helpful if you guys, too, could call up "the new york times." [ laughter ] let them know about this issue. this factual error. i mean, they've been going

downhill for a while, and i sort of get actually that they would make a mistake lye like this. i mean, their coverage of, you know, even trump has been so negative. [ laughter ] i just feel like -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, any one of them -- yeah. >> guillermo, my god. >> guillermo: yeah. >> yeah? >> guillermo: i got yo >> jimmy: i'll wrap it up by saying, if you enjoyed this, you will absolutely enjoy "the curse." watch new episodes of "the curse" fridays on the paramount plus app with showtime. emma stone, nathan fielder, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] everybodtype 2 diabetes? [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with paul mescal discover the ozempic® tri-zone. ♪ ♪ i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: still to come on the show, music from laufey. you know our next guest from his oscar-nominated performance in "aftersun." he co-stars alongside andrew scott in the romantic fantasy film "all of us strangers." it opens in theaters december 22nd. please welcome paul mescal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, very good to see you. how have you been? >> not too bad, how have you been? >> jimmy: i've been well, thank you. the last time i saw you was right before the oscars, i think a week before the oscars, the week of the oscars, maybe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were here, your parents were in town. >> they were, the whole clan. >> jimmy: you were kind of planning to take them to the oscars, maybe? >> yeah, no, mom came, dad came. >> jimmy: they both got to go? >> mom upside me, dad up in the

nosebleeds. dad was mostly there for the parties. that was his main event that weekend. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he got to dance, as he said, with cher. he was in the vicinity of cher, dancing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cher was dancing at a party? >> yeah, and my dad says with him, but cher was definitely not dancing with my dad. yeah, he had a great time. >> jimmy: are you 100% it was cher? >> 1,000%, it was cher. >> jimmy: that had been determined. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he went home and told everybody, i danced with cher? >> i'm correcting him on television that he didn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they enjoy the show? were they nervous and excited for you and stuff? >> yeah, the thing i learned about the oscars is they have these seat fillers. >> jimmy: yeah. you guys don't have those? >> we don't have, like -- yeah. >> jimmy: most people probably don't know what that is. >> so if you need to go to the bathroom or i discovered that you can go to the bar during the oscars. so i went to the bathroom, then i went to the bar.

when you leave, these brilliant seat fillers run in. my mom became very close with my seat filler. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much time did you spend not in your own seat? >> half an hour, 40 minutes? >> jimmy: oh, really? you were gone for a while. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> gone for a while. >> jimmy: did you feel that was at all rude to the guy who was hosting the show? [ laughter ] >> i mean, you're going back -- they like you, i don't know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i could do those same jokes over again because you were in -- >> i'd been gone for an hour. >> jimmy: at the bar, yeah. your mom got along with the seat fillers. you went to the parties afterwards. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how late did you stay up with the family? >> i came back with the morning traffic, 9:00 a.m. >> jimmy: what goes through your head? i remember when i was a younger man, just driving and seeing people jogging as i was on my way home thinking, this is not the way it's supposed to go. >> there's few nights that i reserve for that kind of -- i was proud of myself.

i was like, this is the night to come home with morning traffic. >> jimmy: i gotcha. [ cheers and applause ] at that time you were also starring in the play, "a streetcar named desire." >> yeah. >> jimmy: in london, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you go back to the play after the oscars? >> a flight at 2:00 p.m. next day. 9:00 a.m., arriving in the flat, 2:00 p.m. flight back to rehearsals in london that night. yeah. >> jimmy: did you find that after being nominated for an oscar, after being on the oscars, all that kind of stuff, that it changed -- the audience changed at the play? >> well -- it's -- we did the play first. in a theater called the almeda. the second we did it was the west end. the first theater we did it in was a lot more intimate. and i think we had some inebriated audience members. >> jimmy: you did? >> we had one guy who's actually

kind of a famous actor, i will not name his name. >> jimmy: oh. >> he fell asleep and was snoring. [ laughter ] fully, like comatose. the ushers came in, "excuse me, sir, you can't be snoring." and he woke up and refused to acknowledge that it was him. he was fully like, "it's this guy beside me." [ laughter ] it was this famous actor. >> jimmy: was that benedict cumberbatch? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: was it dame judi dench? >> no. >> jimmy: was it peppa pig? >> yes. [ laughter ] it was peppa pig. >> jimmy: that's crazy. did that bother you? >> i was furious. i didn't know who it was. in the dark, i couldn't see who it was. >> jimmy: i hope this is an old person. >> no, he's young. >> jimmy: young, wow. >> yeah, yeah. narrows it down a bit. >> jimmy: oh, boy. now there's going to be an online mystery game, trying to figure out who this person is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the new movie, "all of us strangers," you have some intimate love scenes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: with andrew scott, who played, those not familiar, on

"fleabag" played the priest. [ cheers and applause ] what was that like? shooting that stuff? >> i mean -- andrew is -- when you see andrew in this film, he's nothing short of extraordinary in it. shooting those scenes is like -- the weird thing that nobody really engages with, it's like you've got lots of men running around, three-quarter length shorts, the smell of coffee, you're trying to play this emotionally intense love scene with somebody. so it's -- to me, it's just about concentration. trying to block all that other stuff out. >> jimmy: what do you mean by three-quarter length shorts? are those shorts anymore? are they just pants? >> they're criminal offense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where do they stop on the leg? >> way too low. they're like here. they haven't made their mind up about what exactly they are. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it should be, like, here. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> like there.

that's the correct length. >> jimmy: yeah. if you really get crazy, it's like the lakers in the '80s. >> that's when you've got the good stuff. >> jimmy: you can see underball. [ laughter ] >> perfect. yeah. >> jimmy: oh, gosh, the last time i think you were here also -- i learned today that you were cornered by my father. >> i was. >> jimmy: in the -- in the green room? >> in my dressing room. >> jimmy: my father came in and started talking to you about ireland and our relatives in ireland. >> yes, mayo? >> jimmy: county mayo, yes. >> yeah, it was a lot of talk about mayo. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i do have some bad news. next oscars, i'm going to make sure my dad's the seat filler. [ applause ] "all of us strangers" opens in theaters december 22nd. right before christmas. >> right before christmas, yes. >> jimmy: paul mescal is here. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. thank you, paul. back with laufey!

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