have a great weekend >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest hosts ryan reynolds and hugh jackman. tonight -- emma corrin, and music from orville peck and noah cyrus.

with cleto and the cletones. and now, ryan reynolds and hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ryan: wow, whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: wow, whoa! >> hugh: whoa! >> ryan: whoa, guys. we did it. >> hugh: wow. >> ryan: well, hello. hello and welcome. >> hugh: hello, l.a. >> ryan: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, ryan reynolds. >> hugh: yes! [ cheers and applause ] i'm also your guest host, hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] thank you.

>> ryan: thank you all for being here. we're dressed up tonight because this is a celebration. >> hugh: that's right. [ cheers ] after many, many years in the making, at this time tomorrow, "deadpool and wolverine" will be in theaters. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: it's official. it's exciting. we're officially joining the marvel cinematic universe. >> hugh: yep. [ cheers ] >> ryan: i know, right? it's owned by our parent company here, disney. they own a lot of stuff actually. this show, "jimmy kimmel live," abc, hulu, fx, fxx, espn, the concept of joy. [ laughter ] water, air, and they just bought up all the global supply of insulin. [ laughter ] >> hugh: why would they need that? >> ryan: they don't. but they have it. >> hugh: okay, fair enough. [ laughter ] guys, we have been lucky enough to travel all around the world to talk about this film. we've been everywhere. we've been to england, germany,

china, brazil. after visiting the most exciting cities on earth, it feels absolutely fitting to end our tour right here on hollywood boulevard. the only street in the world that has a kids' foot locker next door to an abandoned hooters. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: a special street. it really is. and we cannot wait for you to see the movie. people are saying this film could save the marvel cinematic universe. [ cheers ] and maybe, just maybe, even democracy. [ cheers and applause ] no, no. i'm kidding, democracy is dead. it's done. [ laughter ] >> hugh: this film has got everything. it's got special effects, it's got mind-blowing cameos. and it takes a hard look at the very compelling evidence that the world is flat. [ laughter ] >> ryan: hey, cool it down there, hugh-anon, my god. >> hugh: no, seriously, the fact that the movie exists is a kind

of miracle. ryan and i met playing these very characters in the 2009 film "x-men origins: wolverine." [ cheers and applause ] and while critics didn't love it, the fans also did not love it. [ laughter ] >> ryan: not at all. that's because we didn't -- we didn't get to give them that classic wolverine and deadpool dynamic they loved from the comics, right? because wade in that movie, he looked like this. [ laughter ] the magic mike of chernobyl. [ laughter ] that was just about the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie. >> hugh: no, no, actually, that's not true. this is the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie. [ moans and applause ] it was in a movie. it's a movie. >> ryan: oh my god.

you look so young. [ laughter ] >> hugh: it was the weirdest feeling i've ever had in my life. in my kitchen at home. anyway, the kids still have not recovered. >> ryan: they say they don't make a sound. [ laughter ] >> hugh: they do, they do. honestly, guys, they made us blur my infinity stones for this broadcast. so for those of you watching at home, please do not take out your phone and google "hugh jackman neck testicles." [ laughter ] wow, wow. >> ryan: checking the stocks. >> hugh: wow, wow. >> ryan: hey, i thought that movie was pretty good. >> hugh: really? >> ryan: yeah. it was your "les miz." [ laughter ] >> hugh: i was in "les miz." >> ryan: [ bleep ] off, really? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i did not know that. >> hugh: yeah, and i was nominated for a [ bleep ] oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: okay. >> hugh: back to the movie.

okay. i want to do a poll. who is planning to see "deadpool and wolverine" this weekend? [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that is a lot of people. that is very nice. for this film, we created a very extra-special popcorn bucket. it's just to enhance your moviegoing experience. you remember the "dune" popcorn bucket? [ cheers ] that could double as your lover. [ laughter ] sexy, right? >> hugh: i remember it very well. >> ryan: we made a wolverine bucket for our movie. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] what's crazy is that i didn't realize until just now that, you know, people are really going to [ bleep ] this thing. [ cheers ] that's a clear invitation. >> hugh: for an extra 3 bucks,

amc might put my testicles onto the neck. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. yeah. there's a lot of air conditioning so you may not notice. [ laughter ] but that's not all. in honor of our hosting gig tonight, we made an even more exclusive collector's item featuring guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, come on. you can eat snacks out of it, or you can use it to take a single 64-ounce shot of tequila. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: and this one is far superior to the wolverine one. this one is made of real skin. [ laughter ] that's why there's only four of them. [ laughter ] we're going to send guillermo with one so he can have a weird night with his wife. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: that's a great idea. >> ryan: yeah, yeah, you can

have this one, too. >> hugh: now since "deadpool and wolverine" is the first r-rated marvel movie, a lot of people have asked if they can take their kids to see it. >> ryan: and the answer is, "are you a cool parent or a frickin' narc?" [ laughter ] >> hugh: we wanted to give some little bubs and bub-ettes a chance to ask some questions about the movie, so we sent a camera crew out on the street this afternoon to do just that. it is time for "tot quiz." [ cheers and applause ] let's meet our first kid. >> deadpool, would you and wolverine win in a tag-team match versus batman and robin? >> ryan: good question, mia. it depends on which batman and robin you're talking about. [ laughter ] >> hugh: yeah. '60s tv batman and robin? i think we'd kick their asses for sure. [ cheers ] >> ryan: for sure. the guy that plays -- burt ward has got to be like 107. [ laughter ] and adam west? i mean, that's -- i don't know. >> hugh: yeah, don't go there.

[ laughter ] >> ryan: i like our chances. i really like our chances there. next question, please. >> hey guys, do you say pee-cahn or pee-can? [ laughter ] >> hugh: that's none of your [ bleep ] business. >> ryan: really isn't. [ laughter and applause ] we actually can't answer that one because we promised we wouldn't get political. [ laughter ] let's move on to the next one here. >> who would win in a race between deadpool and wolverine? who would beat each other in a fight against wolverine? if wolverine and deadpool were in an apocalypse and they were fighting, would both of them die because of the apocalypse or would they stay alive and keep fighting? who would win in a basketball game between wolverine and deadpool? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> ryan: hey, scarface. [ laughter ] they put blow in capri suns now? [ laughter ] you all right? >> hugh: i got you. i snorted some adderall before i came out here. [ laughter ] let's go, let's go. you want some answers, here come your answers. deadpool, wolverine, they keep fighting and they're more into pickleball now. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that was really good. that was impressive. very impressive. you should do drugs more often. [ laughter ] let's go with the next question here. >> if you could ask these two guys anything in the world, what would you ask them? >> anything in the world? this person, who are you? [ laughter ] i would ask this person, who are you? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> ryan: don't take the bait,

don't take the bait! >> hugh: i'm not. i'm just going to answer for me. >> i kid, hi. i'm the guy whose walk of fame star you're standing on, you little [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: i got this, all right? who are we? okay. we're the outgrowth of severe childhood trauma who have toiled away in this vapid, morally bankrupt industry for the past 25 years and now have enough money to get away with literally anything. [ laughter ] we could buy your childhood home and burn it to the ground. [ laughter and moans ] hear me? you think jimmy kimmel is really on vacation? he's dead. [ laughter ] we killed him. you got it? whatever the [ bleep ] your name is? he's fine, he's fine, guillermo, he's fine. >> guillermo: okay. >> ryan: don't worry. guillermo really lost it for a second there. [ laughter ] >> hugh: all right, last question. >> are they looking for a

girlfriend? >> why do you ask? >> they both look very lonely. [ laughter and applause ] >> hugh: i don't know. >> ryan: yeah, thank you for asking that. >> hugh: sweet. >> ryan: i'm married, and hugh -- well. [ laughter ] yes. the answer is yes. we get lonely sometimes. >> hugh: luckily, maya, we have each other. >> ryan: he doesn't know your [ bleep ] name. [ laughter ] because he's an [ bleep ]. but he's [ bleep ]. it's [ bleep ]. all right? [ cheers and applause ] didn't sound right at all, that's not right at all. but i do cherish you. i cherish him. [ bleep ]. exactly, exactly. it's just my -- as if it was my own. i want to say this about our

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>> hugh: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm hugh jackman. >> ryan: and i'm ryan reynolds. yeah. [ cheers ] tonight, a very talented actor who plays the evil cassandra nova in a scrappy independent film called "deadpool and wolverine," emma corrin is with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: then later, he actually makes being a masked singer look cool. his new album "stampede" is out august 2nd. music from orville peck and noah cyrus on the outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: tomorrow night, lamorne morris will be back hosting, so don't miss that. >> hugh: is your chair higher than mine? >> ryan: yeah. why, does it matter?

>> hugh: i need the taller chair because i have a short torso. that's true, i actually have a -- i'm 6'2" but a short -- >> ryan: i'm so bored right now. [ laughter ] i can't believe i have to deal with this -- >> hugh: where are you going? what are you doing? >> ryan: look. >> hugh: we've got a job -- >> ryan: easy, okay? can i get a little psa light piano music? ♪ that's nice, that's nice. we hear so much about afflictions like obesity and stage six tuberculosis. but there is an ailment that doesn't get enough attention. it's tts. tiny torso syndrome. [ laughter ] do you know that one in every hugh jackman suffers from this disorder? [ laughter ] yes, he's a world-famous millionaire who sleeps on 16,000 thread count giza cotton sheets. but that doesn't mean he doesn't

feel. so, if you see him and can breach his six-person security team, don't say, "hey, man, why is your belt chafing your nipples?" [ laughter ] give him a hug, because today we are all hugh jackman. [ laughter ] all of us. star wipe. star wipe. star wipe. [ cheers and applause ] sorry about that. something to deal with right there. where were we here? >> hugh: it's really noticeable now. i shouldn't have mentioned it. >> ryan: wow, that's not a great look. you've got to go backstage. i'm about to introduce you. head back out -- >> hugh: take your chair -- >> ryan: take your little hobbit chair with you, freak show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> ryan: my first guest tonight possesses a frustrating level of talent. he can act, he can sing, he can dance his little heart out and whatever else they do in those little musicals he does. plus, he can kick serious ass on the big screen. yet in real life, he has the delicate touch of a newborn meerkat. [ laughter ] and he's one of the few men i know who can make me genuinely self-conscious about the state of my own abs. [ laughter ] please welcome 2004 kids' choice award nominee for best burp -- hugh-ford bu-ford judy-jackman esquire. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: again. short chair again. [ laughter ]

>> ryan: yeah, it's real life. >> hugh: you can't unsee it now, it's everywhere. >> ryan: so hugh, you're 55 now. >> hugh: thank you. [ cheers ] thanks. >> ryan: i just have one quick question. how do you do this? [ cheers ] it looks like a -- oiled-up baby porpoise right there. [ laughter ] >> hugh: do you mean the walking with the same arm, saming he thing that i'm doing? >> ryan: yeah. >> hugh: it doesn't look natural, does it? but i actually worked my ass off, that's the truth. i worked my ass off. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that is pretty incredible. you're an actual freak show. >> hugh: thank you. i did not work my ass off, i actually worked to get an ass.

i was doing "the music man." rema, when i was in the show -- i lost a lot of weight and i started to eat 6,000 calories a day to get ready for this. and i actually ripped my pants on stage because i was doing some deadlifts. i wasn't skipping leg days, no, no. [ cheers ] i was standing backstage with rema, and she did one of these. "mmm-mmm, daddy's back." [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: oh, wow. i like that. >> hugh: i liked it too. >> ryan: i would have to take all the middle-age man molly to look like that. this is what i look like shirtless. [ cheers ] >> hugh: it takes a lot of confidence to show that. >> ryan: it does, yeah. i don't know what actually is happening there. i don't -- where did my nipples go? [ laughter ] are they at the bottom of the -- what's happening there? i was but a boy, cheek of tan and lock of gold, 21 years old there. >> hugh: do you have less hair

now? >> ryan: again, i do not know what's happening there. yeah. that guy has not found himself. [ laughter ] >> hugh: back in the days when they say, "do you mind if we take a quick still shot? it's going to be great for your career." and you believe it. >> ryan: 100%. "yeah, i'll do this. shoulders in? yeah?" [ laughter ] "nipples off? sure, done." you know, but i did want to discuss one thing. a few years ago, you lost your father. you said that afterwards -- >> hugh: why are we going there? >> ryan: -- you had some really intense revelations and things that you discovered about yourself. one thing in particular, i'm just wondering if you would use this moment to share? >> hugh: okay. i didn't know we were going there. okay, yeah. it was a really difficult time. it was during covid. so my father passed away in australia. and i managed to get back there. it wasn't easy. and i was there -- i was there at the end.

and i'll just never forget that moment and what he said to me. [ phone ringing ] >> ryan: so sorry, one second. i'm sorry. it's blake, it's blake. [ cheers ] we always promised each other that we would answer in the middle -- hey, what's up? >> hi, baby. >> ryan: hi. >> is now a good time? >> ryan: no, no, we're at kimmel, we're rehearsing, it's rehearsal. [ laughter ] >> i love you so much, just bored, i want to catch -- >> ryan: no, no, that's great. guillermo is here. yeah, hi. [ cheers ] guillermo, hello! alec is here. alec is the stage manager. he's british. and he looks so really upset right now. i'm going to get off the phone. i'm going to -- so sorry about that. you were saying? [ laughter ] okay, we actually do have an exclusive clip. maybe we roll that right now?

>> hugh: i don't know what -- yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ >> ryan: what's with the suit? first thing i did when i flamed out, i took mine off. >> hugh: drop it, stop talking about it. >> ryan: make it yourself? >> hugh: quit now. >> ryan: the x-men make you wear it? they are not friends. i'll tell you that. friends don't let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the los angeles rams. >> hugh: shut the [ bleep ] up. >> ryan: watch your frown lines, angel baby, i'm trying to bond. >> hugh: talk about something else. >> ryan: fine. pew, pew, pew! >> hugh: stop it. >> ryan: pew! [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: wow. >> ryan: not bad. >> hugh: i'm going to interview you knew, [ bleep ] backstage, get out of here, get out of

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