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nighttime read. we picked something out for you tonight. it's our report on the levi's stadium tailgate trouble that we brought to you last night here at 11. longtime season ticket holders are growing tired of the way they're being forced to gear up for the game, and they're worried about what it might mean for the season ahead. that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc7 news.com. >> all right. thank you. so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel, larry beil and our producer andrew morris who is leaving us sadly for another job down south. >> but we'll miss him. he gets the best. congratulations, andrew. great job right now jimmy kimmel billie eilish is on. >> have a great night >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live.” tonight -- billie eilish -- former congressman adam kinzinger --
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and music from vance joy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i've returned from the woods. relax, please. i'm frightened. i am. well, that's very nice. i was on summer vacation. the summer i turned pretty. i am back. [ laughter ] i had a great summer. before we get into the show, i'd like to take a minute to thank the team at the beverly hills plastic surgery group for this. [ laughter ] the eyelids, the fillers, you nailed it again.
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the implants. [ laughter ] did you miss me guillermo? >> guillermo: of course, i love you, i missed you a lot. >> jimmy: you texted me one time during the summer. i missed you, too. i missed a lot this summer. joe biden dropped out. someone tried to shoot donald trump. gwyneth paltrow's friend diarrhea-d all over her guest room. it was nuts. we put together a quiz for those of you who weren't paying attention, like i wasn't this summer. which of the following things did donald trump do over the summer, and which did i make up? i want you to guess. you ready? okay. after the attempt on his life, did donald trump offer assassination edition sneakers for sale? lock in your votes. he did. that's right. "fight, fight, fight" on your feet, feet, feet. next, did trump release fifty all-new stunning digital trading cards that show him dancing and even holding some bitcoins? >> 50 all-new stunning digital trading cards, it's really
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something. these cards show me dancing and even me holding some bitcoins. >> jimmy: he has finally arrived at the exact intersection of qvc and q-anon. [ laughter ] i'd love to hear him explain what bitcoins are. he doesn't know a bitcoin from a bit o honey. he'd probably eat them. and number three, did donnie dum dum make any of the following crazy statements while i was gone? >> lying kamala harris. lying. comrade kamala harris. she happened to turn black, and now she wants to be known as black. so i don't know, is she indian, or is she black? i'm a better-looking person than kamala. my beautiful christians, i love you, christians. i'm a christian. sir, chris christie is not a fat pig. elvis had a guitar. he had a lot, we love elvis, right? but he had a guitar. i don't have a guitar. i'd like to congratulate the young woman who transitioned from a man into a boxer. you can't walk across the street
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to get a loaf of bread, you get shot. you get mugged, you get raped. you'll be saying, please, please, president, we don't want any more electricity, we can't stand it. they thought i was rambling, i'm not rambling. if you look at martin luther king and look at his picture crowd, we actually had more people. white males are way up. might quhaels have gone through the roof. millions and millions of people who happen to be taking black jobs. you want to to have see a certified cemetery? go under a windmill, you'll see thousands of birds dead. positive inflation, it was a perfect number. nobody was killed on january 6th. look at what's going on. butter up 31%. the tampon-selling machine. i don't speak badly about somebody's physical disability. but he's got the biggest stomach i have ever seen. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. la la la. you've got to get out and vote. in four years, you don't have to
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vote again. we'll have it fixed so good, you're not going to have to vote. if i don't win, you will have a 1929-style depression. enjoy it. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go, there you go. you know, for a normal person, it would have taken a lifetime to say that many stupid things in public. trump did it in two months. congratulations to him. [ laughter ] this is from an event over the weekend for a group called “the moms for liberty." our former president was there, where he weighed in on the number one most important issue affecting america today. >> the transgender thing is incredible. think of it. your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. >> jimmy: that's exactly how it works. [ laughter ] i know a couple, very nice couple, they had three boys. greg, bobby and peter. one day they sent them to school, a few nights later, they
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come home. jan, marcia, and cindy. [ laughter ] they're girls now. scoot made the decision, parents had no choice! >> the school decides what's going to happen with your child. and, you know, many of these childs, 15 years later, say, what the hell happened? who did this to me? they say, who did this to me? >> jimmy: good question. i think we may need the chalkboard to figure it out. [ laughter ] bring it in, if you would. this is the quote from donald trump. [ applause ] you have beautiful handwriting, guillermo. >> guillermo: oh, you're welcome, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the transgender thing is incredible. think of it, your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation." [ laughter ] "the school decides what's gonna happen with your child. and you know many of these childs, fifteen years later, say, “what the hell happened? who did this to me?” they say, "who did this to me?" [ laughter ] you know you're a great dad when you think children are called
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"childs." [ laughter ] and no one challenges any of this. the moms for liberty are like, “the kids come home with operations. this is outrageous.” no one challenges anything he says. on sunday, trump sat down for a lavish bootlicking from mark levin where he -- i have to believe this one was hard for even mark levin to swallow. >> now they have kamala, who they say has many deficiencies. she's a nasty person. the way she treated mike pence was horrible. >> jimmy: wait a minute. [ laughter ] the way she treated mike pence? you sent an army of toothless goons to hang him! [ laughter and applause ] then sat back and watched it on tv. mike pence is probably voting for kamala harris, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump is -- there are a lot of things trump isn't good at. one of the things he's especially not good at is picking running mates.
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he made a huge mistake with this j.d. vance who can't stepping in it -- into a guy who wears more eyeliner than liza minelli -- [ laughter ] you'd think he'd have a better understanding of women. he's a creep. he looks like -- j.d. vance looks like someone asked ai to make the two and a half men one person. [ laughter ] and it's even worse for trump considering the home run team harris hit with this tim walz. i don't know where they were hiding him, but -- [ cheers and applause ] i mean, he is beautiful. his blood type is corn dog batter. [ laughter ] he belongs to several pickle of the month clubs. tim walz is the kind of guy who, if you sat next to him on a plane, he'd ask you “what brings you to tampa?” because he genuinely wants to know what brings you to tampa. [ laughter ] j.d. vance would just sit there and watch you sleep. [ laughter ] i think don jr. is the one who who convinced he is father to choose j.d. vance. another good move, dumbass. [ laughter ] if trump loses this election, he's gonna sue his son to take the “junior” away. [ laughter ] but things are looking up. i'm feeling a lot better than i did after the debate.
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that was quite a night. it was half nightmare, half hospice. [ laughter ] i haven't felt that sick since actually yesterday. i don't know if you saw it on netflix, but i came in third in the hot dog eating contest. [ laughter ] they had a big hot dog eating contest. the winner was joey chestnut, who crushed his longtime rival takeru kobayashi. he wolfed down 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes. after his victory, chestnut had kind words for his opponent who topped out at 66. he said, “i've been trying to hit 80 hot dogs for years and without kobayashi, i was never able to do it. he drives me." which, as beautiful as it is ridiculous. [ laughter ] the hot dog eating contest is traditionally a nathan's thing they do in coney island on the fourth of july. you have to hand to it netflix. they stole it. they could have done it the way they do it every year. a bunch of guys just eating hot dogs at a table. but they didn't. they came up with what i think was an incredible twist. >> this labor day, the world's
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most legendary eaters go head to head for the first time in 15 years. joey chestnut. kobayashi. two men. hundreds of hot dogs. and unbeknownst to either of them, one human penis. [ laughter ] >> it's soft. it's hot. it's juicy. >> "weiner takes all." chestnut versus kobayashi. eat a [ bleep ]. only on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back, everybody. we're back. [ cheers and applause ] i mentioned, this is my first show back to work in quite some time. and i do -- i want to thank all my guest hosts from this summer, starting with martin short, who kicked it off, kathryn hahn, kumail nanjiani, anthony anderson, lamorne morris, jeff goldblum, rupaul, ryan reynolds, hugh jackman, the hawk tuah girl. [ laughter ] you are all masters of your craft.
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and we aim to please. our staff works very hard to make every show as positive an experience as possible, and so after their run, we asked each guest host to share their thoughts about the experience, good and bad, where thoughts like that are shared on yelp. >> "jimmy kimmel live" is conveniently located between the abandoned hooters and the other abandoned hooters. [ laughter ] man, what the hell happened with hooters? how do you mess up boobs? four stars for kimmel, no stars for hooters, five stars for boobs. >> i had a blast hosting your show and seeing all the interesting places guillermo chooses to sleep. at your desk. in a broom closet. even on my lap. sorry, a medical condition. >> i've now guest hosted this show 20 times.
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and i know jimmy's going to call me next month to do it again. after you do jury duty, they at least give you a few years off before they make you go back. but this mother [ bleep ] has no shame. one star. >> five stars. hey, you know what else has five stars? the chinese flag. yeah, it's an elegant design. red and yolo. reminds me of mcdonald's or kodak or little alvin from the chipmunks. hey, why did alvin get top billing and poor simon and theodore were left out in the cold? seems wholly unfair to me, seeing as they were brothers, nay, triplets, which is pretty common in the chipmunk community. wait, what's this? >> how can i describe the feeling of hosting "jimmy kimmel live" a week after i was nominated for an emmy? you ever go the dishes after
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sex? [ laughter ] it's like that. three stars. >> i had a wonderful time hosting "jimmy kimmel live." an experience i will treasure all the way to my car. my only issue was that they were very stingy with the mayonnaise. otherwise, a remarkable experience, 3 1/2 stars. >> staff and crew were incredibly warm and friendly. honestly, a bit too friendly. if i can speak plainly, everyone here seems very lustful, horny, and aroused and the whole place reeks of fornication. i felt right at home. [ laughter ] five stars. >> normally, most shows, they put out a nice charcuterie plate for the guest host. not hire, no, sir. just this giant bowl of loose, unmarked pills. >> oh, my god, your pupils --
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>> are your teeth fetchy? >> i can't feel my teeth. >> oh, we're going. we don't got no teeth. are you my mom? >> three stars. five pills. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much, guest hosts. hey, we've got a nice show for you back tonight. former congressman adam kinzinger is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from vance joy. and we'll be right back with billie eilish. so stick around!
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[ cheers and applause ] later on, celebrating the tenth anniversary edition of this album “dream your life away,” music from vance joy. [ cheers and applause ] you can see vance live at the hollywood bowl on sunday. this week, we've got new shows with top-tier guests including kumail nanjiani, who was just here hosting, peter dinklage, brian tyree henry, congressman eric swalwell and john legend, with music from muni long and rex orange county. so please join us for that. our first guest is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards. this is her latest album "hit me hard and soft" and the "hit me hard and soft” world tour starts september 29th in quebec. please welcome billie eilish! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: thanks for being here, it's good to see you. >> you too. >> jimmy: did you do anything fun this summer? >> i just did summer stuff all summer. >> jimmy: summer stuff at home, or summer stuff out on the road? >> on -- at home. >> jimmy: because you're going out on the road, and -- for a long time, right? >> yes, well, i have -- it's in chunks. so i have a few weeks on, few weeks off. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. that's nice. >> keep myself, you know, sane. >> jimmy: because it's a year-long tour. and i think -- i talk to a lot of musicians, a lot of bands, about being away from home for a long time. some of them are just like, i need to open the mail. [ laughter ] >> i know. that's the thing. i really don't -- the thing is, i don't ever want to not enjoy it. and i love tours so much. >> jimmy: the mail or the tour? [ laughter ] >> the mail, yeah. so i -- i just don't want to ever resent it.
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i feel like if you go for too long, you start hating stuff. >> jimmy: how did you get so smart at 22 years old? i really feel you had it figured out the first time i met you. >> all the talk shows. was i really stupid the first time? >> jimmy: no, you weren't, you were never stupid at all. >> i was a -- like -- >> jimmy: no, there was one thing but it was not stupid, just you're young. you're young. >> it was more that -- i was kind of playing up the, like, i'm a little stupid. >> jimmy: you were? interesting. now you got glasses, now you really -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. they're -- yeah. >> jimmy: your new album went platinum today. >> it did. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: i was holding it last night, and suddenly it felt much heavier. [ laughter ] now, in the olden times, we would -- what they would do is they'd spray paint the album platinum, put it in a plaque, put it up on the wall and you'd
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have a platinum album on the wall. do they do that anymore? >> i don't know, we should do it right now. >> jimmy: if you don't have one, they don't do it. >> i think that sounds more fun, too me. >> jimmy: call the record company and demand it. in fact, i'm sure they're working on it right now. >> okay. >> jimmy: and also this album -- another thing that i just noticed is there used to be two sides to the album. now it's just, this is the album, this is the whole deal right here. >> that was a choice. because i wanted to -- it's short. it's pretty short. like, it's not too many songs. the songs themselves are pretty long, but it's only ten songs. if there was -- we actually specifically had to be under, like, 44 minutes total. >> jimmy: you did? why? >> yeah, because i wanted it to be done as fast as possible. if it was under 44 minutes, it could be one side, then it could be done in three months. >> jimmy: what's on the other side? nothing? >> there's no other side. >> jimmy: so wait, it's bald on the other side? it's all glued together. >> you don't even know this. when it's two sides, there's two
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vinyls, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, it's -- >> yes. >> jimmy: i was a disk jockey -- >> vinyl has two sides and it's just those songs. >> jimmy: you still have two sides? >> two sides but usually it's two vinyls. >> jimmy: i think they tricked you is what happens. [ laughter ] i do like that you still make albums. a lot of artists are, i'm just going to release single after single as i make them. that is important to you, to have albums? >> very important. there's nothing wrong with all of that stuff, but i've been such an album lover, and i really love when something feels like one piece and is cohesive and is thought through. specifically with this album, a lot of it, it's so thought through. even the, you know, the set lists and all the songs and the order of them and where they sit is, like, extreme -- we really worked hard on it. >> jimmy: do you -- when you are arranging the set list, how do you approach that, exactly? >> it really -- it's like a long process. i'll write down at names, then
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i'll like tear them up, then i'll move them and move them and change them around, take some out, put them back in, to make sure that it feels right. then i'll listen to them back to back, then sometimes they'll sound wrong, and i'll move them. it's all about, like, dynamics, and like -- >> jimmy: the flow. >> the flow of it. also, then once we choose it, it's making all of the songs kind of go into themselves so they all flow. like "the white album" by the beatles is one of my favorites in the world -- [ cheers and applause ] something i love so much about it, because it's cohesive. >> jimmy: right. >> thank you. it's like every song goes into the next song, and that -- there's just not much of that anymore. i feel like it's single, single, single, single, single. >> jimmy: your right, and i like that you think about that. do you go to spot ify or whatever platform and see which song has -- which is your favorite of the songs on this album? >> my favorite. >> jimmy: you got
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got "lunch." "bittersweet" and "blue." did i pronounce it poorly? >> you know, somebody asked me if it's like all -- they're all in a horse race, and one of them -- they're, like, trying to get to first place in my head. and it's -- it's almost as if it was, like, a horse race, but all the horses were really happy to be running. [ laughter ] and also, there -- none of them cared about being first. >> jimmy: you know what, these do sound like race horse names. >> they do, they totally do. but i just mean that, like -- i love them all so much. i mean, this is my favorite thing i've ever made. and i feel so proud of it. and, like -- yeah, i have, you know, the greatest is something i love, "hero" i love. again, even when i say the songs that i like a lot, i love them all so much. i'm not trying to [ bleep ] you. i love them all so much. >> jimmy: listen, i believe you. why wouldn't you love them this you probably wouldn't have put them on the album if you didn't.
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>> right. >> jimmy: it's got to be weird, "gra, i love eight of them, and the other seven are garbage." >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you also seem to love your fans. >> correct. >> jimmy: we have a video one of your fans posted -- [ cheers and applause ] i know it sounds silly to say you love your fans, because everybody claims they love their fans. but most artists don't like their fans at all. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: but here's a video from when you left our show last time. >> oh, my god, you look good! >> hi! >> oh, my god. >> how are you? >> oh, my god! >> you look so good, really good. >> wait, how are you doing? >> i'm good, how are you? >> it's been a minute. >> i know. >> december. >> december, december. >> yeah, i just went to london for you. >> london, yeah! >> jimmy: so you recognized these women now? know them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. well, what's been so cool is that, like, all of these fans,
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all of my -- my little family, have been, like -- we've been growing up at the same time. and so, you know, so many kids -- especially in l.a., just because i'm from here, i'm around and stuff. when i was first starting out there would be, like, certain kids that i would see at everything i would do. we were all the same age. and so they would come to stuff, and i would see them, like, multiple times a year, then not for a couple of years, then i'd see them again. over the years is i've seen the same faces multiple times. like, there's some in here, there's some outside, i recognize them, obviously. i'm a person with eyes. [ laughter ] and it's so special. like, it feels like seeing, you know -- >> jimmy: because this is what happens when i leave the show. >> let me see. >> oh, my god! jimmy, hi! we love you! jimmy, oh --
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>> but i love canada. >> jimmy: you love canada, all right. canada's good. you brought us a clip of your brother, finneas, who's your songwriting partner and brother as well, obviously, working on -- this is -- do you want to explain what we're about to see? no one's seen this before. >> yeah, so this is a video that i took on my phone in the back of the suv in brazil. on the way to doing a show in brazil a year and a half ago. and this is a thing -- i mean, this is like a very normal thing for me and finneas, that we're always finding ourselves working in the most kind of random places. i mean, we talked about it all the time, but like, you know, "no time to die" for james bond, we recorded that in the tour bus in the bunk in the dark. like, we're always -- and you know, we've recorded in, like, little hotels in el paso. it's not, like, that cool, but
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it's fun because it's so casual and normal, and we were just in the back of his car, and it's finneas' laptop, and, like -- yeah. >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ ♪ i don't know ♪ ♪ and i don't ♪ >> so there's an "and" that's, like, missing so it's annoying. ♪ then i think maybe on that -- >> computer dies? >> maybe it's me. ♪ oh, no! >> jimmy: power failure. so that's lost. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, so that was -- "birds of a feather" which we worked
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on -- obviously worked on the album a long period of time. that song never felt right. we kept working on it, adding to it, taking things away. there's so many different versions. what's funny -- not funny, but interesting and special about that video to me, it's such an old version of the song that i don't really even remember, and it sounds so different. and it's just really amazing to see how far the song's come. >> jimmy: do you ever go pack and listen to an old version -- >> yes. >> jimmy: and -- and go, oh, i like the old version better? >> it's almost always terrible. [ laughter ] i have the old version of "birds of a feather." it's absolute -- hoo. >> jimmy: that's good, you don't want to live like that for sure. >> no, i don't. >> jimmy: do you draw? i've seen videos of you online drawing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you design your -- do you have any hand in designing what your set looks like on tour on a tour like this? >> i haven't -- i don't draw stuff for it, but i should
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start. but i work with a company called moment factory that i've been working with since i was, like, 16 or so, 17, i'm not sure. and they are amazing. >> jimmy: they pitch you ideas? >> it's like a whole thing. it's like -- it's almost like making an album in a way. it's like -- feels like i'm making an all bum with them, and we're making a stage and visuals, and it's a super collaborative process. and i'm ridiculously involved in a way that i wish that i could just not be. but i love it, though. >> jimmy: so when you guys are in, like, the back seat working on the album, they're in the seat behind you working on what it might look like? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, pretty much, yeah. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. thanks for coming. the world tour starts september 29th. the "hit me hard and soft" tour. this is the at bum, "hit me hard and soft." [ cheers and applause ] billie eilish, everybody. we'll be back with adam kinzinger.
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>> donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong. her here's a small man pretending to be big. he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous. he's a perpetrator who can't stop playing the victim. >> jimmy: please welcome adam kinzinger! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to finally meet you, how are you doing? >> it's great to be with you, thank you. >> jimmy: did you ever imagine as a lifelong republican that you would ever speak at the democratic national convention? >> nope, nope. >> jimmy: and be embraced wholeheartedly there? >> yeah, yeah, it was quite an
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experience. like, no, i never, never imagined. i would say maybe a year, two years ago, it kind of -- if you'd told me, maybe this makes sense, because my party has just gone off the rails. and they no longer defend democracy. and it's like, that's what my calling is, to defend that. >> jimmy: are you surprised by that? [ cheers and applause ] when you first started saying, hey, this guy, donald trump, should not be leading our country or our party, were you surprised that -- at the vitriol that was directed at you? >> no, because that's what he does. i mean, look. he's built a cult. he's really built a cult of personality. when you go after the leader of a cult, it's almost like going after somebody's religious. this is what they have -- everything they do is built on this idea that crump's going to save america. so the vitriol's crazy. what did shock me a little bit is getting texts from old friends. my copilot i flew with in iraq texting me that he's ashamed to
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have ever flown with me. extended family members that basically sent a certified letter, which i guess they still have, sent to my parents' house, disowning me and saying i'm part of the devil's army. that's when you see -- i'm not saying that for sympathy, but this is what's happening to families all over this country is they're being torn apart for a man that's more flawed than anybody who's ever sat in the oval office. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is -- if you're assigning fault, is that donald trump's fault? or is it the fault of these news organizations who -- i mean, for instance, fox did not air your speech. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they did not run it. they did not run that part of the convention. which is, you know -- it's kind of crazy for a channel that says it's fair and balanced. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that it's a news -- has the word "news" in their title. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to whom do you assign the blame for that? >> well, look. this -- i mean, i think the ground for donald trump started before he came into the scene.
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you know, and i talk about this in my book. it's a mea culpa of like, look, we used fear to raise money. we used division to raise money. that's us. it kind of felt harmless, but this is a way to build the campaign coffers. so the news organizations, politicians, and then donald trump comes along. and donald trump has no commitment to truth. i mean, this is the thing is, every president in the history of our country has at least had a basic commitment to saying the truth sometimes, right? or at least saying, i want, when i get out of here, to leave a country stronger than i came in. donald trump came in and basically said, it's all about me. the only thing that matters to him is his ego. what that means for him. not for the country. so, yes, he takes probably the lion's share of the blame. but look, people like kevin mccarthy. donald trump was persona nongrat that in the republican party after january 6th for three weeks. then kevin mccarthy goes to
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mar-a-lago. and it was like the ambulance pulls up with those little paddles that get your heart started again, and he resurrected him politically. so he bears a lot of blame as well. >> jimmy: are there other republicans who are not speaking out, who feel this way? >> oh, there's so many of them. and that's the thing. people will tell me sometimes, "adam, you're courageous." and i appreciate it. i'm not courageous, though, i'm surrounded by cowards. [ cheers and applause ] so, you know, it's just reality. i mean, how hard is it to tell the truth? but -- so i think you'll see more from liz cheney soon. and i haven't talked to her about it, i have no idea, but i would expect that -- she's just so committed to this stuff. but there are so many people i talk to that are sitting around like, i can't speak out. >> jimmy: they're scared? >> yeah, they're scared. i had somebody tell me, actually, a 91 of people tell me -- this was when i was still in -- "adam, i appreciate what you're doing. i can't say that because i'd lose in my district, but i appreciate you doing it."
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i'm going to lose in my district by doing it! join the club, brother! >> jimmy: yeah. you tweeted something i thought was fascinating. i think we have that here. this is last year. you wrote about donald trump, "i'm jen 1ly surprised how people close to trump haven't talked about the odor. it's truly something to behold. wear a mask if you can." [ laughter and applause ] >> i mean -- >> jimmy: what did i spell like, specifically? [ laughter ] >> if you take armpits. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> ketchup, makeup, and a little butt. [ laughter ] it's probably like that all mixed up. >> jimmy: that's the trump formula? >> a little bit of a pungent odor, i would say. you definitely wouldn't want to bottle it up and wear trump cologne. >> jimmy: is this something you guys would talk about? "oh, boy, wow, he's got something going on here"? >> i think people were scared to talk about it. maybe it wasn't permanent or all the time, but it's there. >> jimmy: you spent time with him? >> i did yeah.
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>> jimmy: you got close to him? >> uh-huh. not too close, but -- no, he -- you know. he'd invite us into the oval office all the time. it's hard to avoid that. >> jimmy: this photo op situation that he concocted at arlington national cemetery, you've been there. you're a veteran. you've served. you've been in the -- i mean, explain why that's so -- that's such a vile thing to. >> it's one thing for a sitting president or even a candidate to go on an official visit, to go, not to take pictures, to honor the fallen who have died for this country. it is like the last vestige of nonpart sanship that we have to hold in this country, and we have to hold it in a very kind of religious way, almost. people that gave everything. to go there, to have one of his staffmembers push a worker, who probably was pretty angry because she saw what was happening. which is, these people that she's been committed probably
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her life to honoring, he's going to go there and make a mockery of it. and he went in and turned it into a campaign event. got his picture. smiled with his thumbs up, for god's sakes. and what -- so what you can do is now, if you politicize arlington national cemetery, everybody running for congress, everybody running for the senate, is going to have to go there and get their picture taken at arlington to show that they're a good, solid american. you cannot politicize fallen american soldiers, come hell or high water. that is a red line you can't cross. he crossed it happily, and he's defending himself. not just defending himself. going after the worker that one of his people shoved. and that is just so beneath the presidency. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like -- you know, donald trump claims to be pro-military. >> he's not. >> jimmy: supportive of the military. >> 92. >> jimmy: all this nonsense. people forget, this is a draft dodger. >> it is. >> jimmy: this is a guy who got a medical exemption through his
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father's connections saying that his feet were bad, too bad to serve, while he was playing on the basketball team at his school. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and that just seems to me -- to mean nothing to any of his supporters. >> no. not to mention what he said about mccain. not to mention the "suckers and losers" comments. it's literally every week he says something. if you get into his head for one moment, you just have to say, this is a guy that literally cannot fathom, cannot fathom what it means to do something bigger than yourself. or to do something for anybody but yourself. so he does think they're suckers and losers because then why give your life if it's not going to benefit you in and that's why he is so utterly unqualified, besides every other reason we've talked about. because he does not appreciate what it means to send people into combat and to lose lives. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and he smells. >> and he smells. >> jimmy: thank you, adam. adam ken zing letter are see him
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>> jimmy: i want to thank billie eilish and adam kinzinger. apologies to matt damon. “nightline” is next, but first, the tenth anniversary edition of “dream your life away” is out now. here with the song “riptide,” vance joy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i was scared of dentists and the dark i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations ♪ ♪ all my friends are turning green you're the magician's ♪ assistant in their dream ♪ ♪ ohooooooooh oohh oh oh oo oh oh and they come unstuck ♪
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♪ lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side ♪ ♪ i wanna be your left hand man i love you when you're singing that song ♪ ♪ and i got a lump in my throat cos you gone and sing the words wrong ♪ ♪ here's this movie that i think you'll like ♪ ♪ this guy decides to quit his job and head to new york city ♪ ♪ this cowboy's running from himself and she's been living on the highest shelf ♪ ♪ ohooooooooh oohh oh oh oo oh oh and they come unstuck ♪ ♪ lady running down to the riptide taken away to the dark side ♪ ♪ i wanna be your left hand man ♪ ♪ i love you when you're singing that song ♪ ♪ and i got a lump in my throat cos
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you gonna sing the words wrong ♪ ♪ ♪ i just wanna i just wanna know if you're gonna if you're gonna stay ♪ ♪ i just gotta i just gotta know i know i can't have it any other way ♪ ♪ i swear she's destined for the screen ♪ ♪ closest thing to michelle pfiffer that you've ever seen oh ♪ ♪ lady running down to the riptide ♪ ♪ taken away to the dark side i wanna be your left hand man ♪ ♪ i love you when you're singing that song ♪ ♪ and i got a lump in my throat cos you gonna sing the words wrong ♪ ♪ lady running down to the riptide taken away
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to the dark side ♪ ♪ i wanna be your left hand man ♪ ♪ i love you when you're singing that song and i got a lump in my throat cos ♪ ♪ you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ ♪ i got a lump in my throat cos you're gonna sing the words wrong ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. tonight. >> vanished. my daughter electra
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