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with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. appreciate that. hello, hello, i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big night in the country. we ring in a new season of nfl football. are you excited? are you ready for some football? [ cheers and applause ] well, you won't get any here, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] tonight in kansas city, taylor swift took on the baltimore ravens. [ laughter ] there was a lot of speculation about whether she would be at the game. not only was there speculation, her fans have already done the math based on her tour dates. the swifties believe taylor will be able to make 14 regular season games this year. that's when you know you're really famous, when your fans start working out your schedule
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for you. [ laughter ] a lot of football. we had the thursday game tonight, we have a friday game tomorrow, then of course, multiple games on sunday, the game on monday, monday night football. and later in the season, we have saturday games. i guess i should just say good-bye to my family now. [ laughter ] i love you. i'll see you guys in march. [ laughter ] we have one of our nation's most famous fantasy football players with us tonight. the second gentleman of the united states, the former mcdonald's employee of the month, vice president harris' husband, doug emhoff is here. [ cheers and applause ] a little bit confusing. we've had a lot of first ladies, but this is new territory. doug is our nation's first second gentleman. and if kamala wins, he'll be our first, first gentleman. do i have that right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you very much, guillermo. i want you to know that you are my first second gentleman. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, i love you.
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>> jimmy: you learned this over the summer, huh? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: something new, yeah. >> jimmy: next week is the debate, which will be held here on abc between kamala harris and donald trump. abc news released the agreed-upon rules for tuesday's duel. each candidate will be given a pen, a pad of paper, a bottle of water, and a knife. and that's it. [ laughter ] they have nothing else. they will not be allowed to consult with their teams. there will be no audience. though afterwards, trump will claim there were 30,000 fans screaming his name. [ laughter ] back in june, joe biden's team, for their debate, wanted the mics to be muted when it was the other person's turn to speak. and trump's team agreed to that. but kamala's team wanted the mics to be open for this one and trump's team was like, "oh, no, you don't!" [ laughter ] "our guy, we're keeping him muted for as long as humanity possible!" [ laughter ] so, they'll be muted. how great would it be if, 30 minutes into the debate, joe biden runs out and hits trump with a folding chair? “take that, you rapscallion!” one of the strangest things
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about this debate is that it will be the first time trump and kamala harris have ever met in person. for real. they once had a zoom happy hour over the pandemic, but that was it. [ laughter ] and, of course, trump is already playing the victim. during his town hall with sean hannity last night, he said, “abc is the worst network.” and i just want to say, as someone who has worked at abc for more than two decades -- thank you. i feel like i played a part in making us -- [ laughter ] -- the worst network. i only wish they'd let me moderate this debate. [ laughter ] trump, of course, not only is he running for president, he is running from the law. in washington today, the return of his election interference case. trump's lawyers entered a plea of “not guilty, but even if i am guilty it's not a crime because i do whatever i want." [ laughter ] this case was supposed to go to trial back in march, but the legal system works in mysterious ways when the defendant personally picked three of the judges on the supreme court. [ laughter ] so it was delayed. the judge now has to decide if the prosecution will call
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witnesses, like mike pence, the former vice president, which would be -- “mr. pence? show us on the doll where the president wanted to hang you?” [ laughter ] tonight was part two of trump's fox news clown hall. [ laughter ] sean gave trump another vigorous hannity job. as only he can. [ laughter ] last night, maga-roni and cheese delighted a packed house with his thoughts on a variety of subjects, including this delightfully fictional gem about his kgbff. >> i was the toughest on russia. putin would even say, "you know, if you're not the toughest guy, you are -- you're killing us. i'd hate to see if you if you were really tough." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is what i do with children. [ laughter ] like, when somebody introduces me to their kid, i'll put my hand out for them to give me nerve, then i go, "oh, ow, you're strong, do it easier this time." put my hand out again, "oh, my gosh, you're too strong." we do that ten times in a row. that's what putin does to trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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and it works! the russians are doing their best to help trump win the election. yesterday, the department of justice announced indictments and sanctions against russians who paid right-wing podcasters to spread misinformation in an effort to sway american voters. the russians called it “the good old usa project.” that was really their name. the white house called it “meddling,” which seems too soft to me. “meddling” makes it sound like scooby-doo was involved. [ laughter ] and he wasn't. but trump needs help, and he will take that help from any place he can get it. of all the insults he's been hit with -- the little hands, the baby carrot in his pants, the one that is really making him nuts is tim walz calling him and j.d. vance “weird.” [ laughter ] he hates this so much. he can't stop bringing it up. and now when it comes to tim walz, his defense is “i'm not weird. you're weird!” >> there's something weird with that guy. he's a weird guy.
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j.d. is not weird. he's a solid rock. i happen to be a very solid rock. we're not weird. we're other things, perhaps, but we're not weird. but he is a weird guy. he walks on the stage, there's something wrong with that guy. and he called me weird. and then the fake news media picks it up. that was the word of the day. weird, weird, weird. they're all going -- but we're not weird guys, we're very solid people. >> jimmy: right, right. [ laughter ] i'm just a regular guy who lives in a gold house and has an orange face. [ laughter ] a solid -- i mean, would a weird guy say something like this? >> for all of those that want to save tiktok in america, vote for trump. the other side's closing it up. but i'm now a big star on tiktok. we even have tiktok jack, and we're setting records. we're not doing anything with tiktok, but the other side's going to close it up. so if you like tiktok, go out and vote for trump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like he's running
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for the student council. [ laughter ] and then we have his buddy, d.j. vance, who say what you will about the man's politics, j.d. vance is crushing it when it comes to policy. >> how will we lower the cost of daycare? >> yes, such an important question, charlie. i think one of the things that we can do is make it easier for family models to choose -- for families to choose whatever model they want, right? one of the ways you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that -- maybe -- like grandma or grandpa wants to help out a little bit more. maybe there's an aunt or uncle who wants to help out a little bit more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. right. make those old dodgers get off their bingo-playing asses and earn that social security! [ cheers and applause ] that is quite a suggestion. “but what if my grandmother is dead?”
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"bring the kids to the cemetery, plenty of weeds to pull!" [ laughter ] great pick, donny dum dum! you did it again. [ laughter ] another thing trump was yelling about at the town hall is this story about tim walz's family endorsing him. endorsing trump. maybe you've seen this photo of these people demonstrating their abuse of the innocent apostrophe. [ laughter ] turns out, this one is too much even for fox news to swallow. >> democrat vice presidential nominee tim walz in the spotlight now as his family appears to be endorsing trump. this photo of his family members, extended family, wearing shirts that read, "nbc walzes for trump." it's gone viral. fox news spoke with them, and they say they consider themselves distant relatives of wachlt alz as they've never met or spoken to him. [ laughter ] are they his family or not? >> jimmy: of course they're his family, that's tim's ninth cousin tenth removed. [ laughter ] meanwhile, this is what tim walz has been up to, mingling with supporters at the new hampshire state fair. >> the creamiest milk of all
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comes from the jersey breed. it's the richest, and farmers get paid more for that extra butter fat in the milk. and let me tell you -- that is creamy and tasty. >> jimmy: hold on a win. i'm being told that is not tim walz. [ laughter ] but it easily could have been, easily. [ laughter ] oh -- you know this guy. you know the half man, half amphibian, ted cruz? [ laughter ] ted cruz was spotted at the notre dame/texas a&m football game over the weekend. one thing you can count on for sure, wherever ted ghost goes, he leaves the ladies swooning. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: seems she was goofing around, but i don't know, he may have been wearing his wife's sport jacket, right? [ laughter ] sweaty teddy is in a tight race in texas.
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colin allred, who's a democrat, is breathing down his neck. ted has an ace in the hole. he has an endorsement from america's most celebrated pillow salesman, mike lindell. >> all right, this cow ain't got no milk and i've been tugging on its becker for 20 minutes. oh, hi there, it's me, mike lindell. i make pillows and defamatory statements about democracy. right now this country needs patriots, and there ain't nobody more patrioty-otic than ted cruz. ted just don't love america, he lusts after it. that's why he cranked his pea shooter on twitter for freedom. mike, did you have miscellaneous tashd on your shirt? and also, didn't ted cruz try to ban sex toys in texas? yes to both. because ted cruz knows if you let your wife have a the next thing she'll want is two dildos, a st. paul
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strapalong, a taint tickler. you've got to put another toilet in the house. that's how democracy works. [ flushing toilet ] folks say ted cruz should be disqualified on account of him not being a human man. just because he don't have a spine. or because his intestine flaps is soggy. or the fact that he ladies eggs in his own salty mouth. or how much his mucous sacs is too swollen because his closest genetic relative is a bacteria that pute rafies in septic tanks. or because he squirts ink when you corner him. and his genitals are red and covered in scaly pimples. but us patriots overlook all that, 'cause he's fighting for our right to make it illegal for a woman to see a doctor. this is how my dealer chewy used to smuggle in my mexican
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dexatrine. we're going to stand by ted cruz the way he called his wife a dog face. >> i'm ted cruz, and i approve this message. >> not again! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, mike. thank you for your patriotism. we have a great show for you tonight. the second gentleman of the united states doug emhoff is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from muni long. and we'll be right back with brian tyree henry. [ cheers and applause ] so stick around!
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then later, he will be performing with a grammy award-winning singer/songwriter. her album is called "revenge." music from muni long. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, let's see, who's on the show? kumail nanjiani will be here. congressman eric swalwell will be here. music from rex orange county. please join us for that. our first guest is an oscar, emmy and tony-nominated “paper boy.” next, you can hear him as a young megatron alongside chris hemsworth in “transformers one.” >> on your marks! >> i can't believe we get to watch from the starting line. the best seats in the house. why'd you bring jet packs? >> get set! >> it's time to show them we are more than meets the eye. >> no, no. >> and they're off!
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>> sure feels like it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: “transformers one” opens in theaters september 20th. please welcome brian tyree henry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you? it's good to see you, how are you? >> back at it again, jimmy. >> jimmy: back at it. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: did you have any trouble getting through secret service with all those necklaces on? >> there was a cavity search. [ laughter ] i asked for it, though. so -- we're good. >> jimmy: people realize, the law is, if you request a cavity sav -- >> they have to give it to you. it's literally in the
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constitution. mine, anyway. >> jimmy: did you meet the second gentleman? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you did, oh nice. >> the sweetest man in the world. >> jimmy: had you met him before? >> no. and i was like, "so i'm coming over for dinner, right?" he's like, "absolutely." i found out that vice president kamala harris is a fan of mine, so i was like, well, i can die now. >> jimmy: nice, nice. >> she apparently also wants me to have bigger roles, so if you are watching, hollywood, she has requested it, and you must follow through. so, yeah. >> jimmy: you're a washington, d.c. insider, right? >> kind of. making me sound like an intel, find of. i did live there when i was a kid. my family is still there. the area is called the dmv, so d.c., maryland, and virginia. >> jimmy: oh. >> we're part of "d." sounds terrible. >> jimmy: the dmv? >> that's what they call it. >> jimmy: really? >> i guess it gives the same kind of feeling as waiting in the dmv. i grew up in d.c., sorth east, southeast d.c.
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so i was surrounded by all, you know, the monuments. like, i could see the capitol. >> jimmy: oh. >> from my elementary school. >> jimmy: i had a similar thing in las vegas. i could see the eiffel tower. [ laughter ] and i could see -- coney island. >> paris at one point. >> jimmy: there's a pyramid there and everything. >> yeah, like everything. >> jimmy: is your family involved in politics or that sort of thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes? in what way? >> let me explain. so i have four older sisters, and they all at one point worked in security. so they all worked in different -- >> jimmy: all four of your sisters? >> yeah, so one was at the atf. one -- i don't really know what they did, actually, i'm too afraid to ask. >> jimmy: is that true? >> they all at one point would come home, take off their bullet-proof vests, their night stakes -- >> jimmy: wow. does that make you feel more or less secure? >> less! absolute less. now i'm too familiar. now it's like -- one of my sisters told me that she had to give my name. oh, my god, i can't believe i'm talking about this. she had to give my name as next of kin.
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like, in case she breached security. and i was like, "what does that mean? do they come for all of us? if you miss up" i get on her all the time, "stay on this job, don't leave this job." they have all our names. >> jimmy: they have all the siblings -- >> i'm going to get killed, jimmy. [ laughter ] oh, my name's up there, that's great. she's like, it's okay, they're fans. that doesn't mean anything! please don't give any secrets away. >> jimmy: that's pretty intense. did you think about getting in that line of work yourself? >> i did, actually. when i was in college, i studied theater arts. i didn't think that any of this, like any of this would be possible. so my mentor asked me, like close to graduation, what do you want to do after you graduate? oh, i'm going to move to d.c. and do security, that's just me. he slapped me across the face. >> jimmy: for real? >> like full -- like bop. he thought it was so just out of line -- >> jimmy: because you were so talented, he's like, you should be doing this?
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>> and i thank him -- you know who you are. i thank you very much. >> jimmy: you're lucky your sisters weren't around. [ laughter ] >> yo, i'll give his name. >> jimmy: he'd have a broken arm right now. >> he couldn't believe that's what i wanted to do. but i really thought about it. >> jimmy: wow. we found a photo of you from -- >> what are you talking about? >> jimmy: this is a high school photo. >> oh, my god, man. [ cheers and applause ] when i had two names. >> jimmy: this plant is really encroaching on your separation. >> that's how good my school was, they had ferns in every corner. >> jimmy: you look like you could be part of the faculty here, not a student. >> i look like a narc, right? i look like a narc. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i was running for student body president, first of all. look at the moustache -- >> jimmy: did you win? >> no, i did not win. i did everything i could. my posters were dope. i drew all my posters. i had one poster, i watched a lot of "the simpsons," so i stole an idea and wrote all these posters that said, "sex! now that i have your attention."
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>> jimmy: they let you put those up? >> they took them down. i put them back up. >> jimmy: it didn't work? >> it didn't work. >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> look at that. >> jimmy: nice line there, too. >> i don't know where this tie is from. >> jimmy: brian is a dependable, reliable, trustworthy, determined, respectful, and involved student. he's proud of being allowed the chance to participate in a big brother, big sister program, to mentor the youth of his community, being able to pave the way for the success of future golden bulls. >> golden bulls! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is the greatest accomplishment of all. >> i probably wrote that. [ laughter ] more than likely, i wrote that. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, did you ever see "the transformers" in the '80s? >> oh, absolutely. >> jimmy: you did. >> it kind of destroyed me. >> jimmy: why? >> all the '80s movies for us as kids were really dark. you know, "dark crystal." "lab within." "dragonslayer." "neverending story." everybody died. in transformers, optimus prime dies. i was truly -- i was messed up.
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>> jimmy: you're megatron. >> i am. of course, who killed him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it all comes back around, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is the origin story? >> yeah. >> jimmy: of megatron? >> yeah, "transformers one" goes back to their lives on cyber tron when she started as young transformers, and they don't have cogs yet. i hope i'm not giving anything away. this is when they start their friendship. megatron hasn't become megatron yet. >> jimmy: megatron is good? he's good? >> a regular guy trying to make a living. >> jimmy: a regular guy named megatron? >> his name is d-16. >> jimmy: that's normal. >> it's normal. [ laughter ] absolutely. one of us, you know? >> jimmy: his name is a bingo square. >> or a rapper. yeah. i -- yeah. >> jimmy: oh, and then megatron has, like, a lex luth author type moment. >> yeah, because something always happens. villains don't start that way.
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something happens to them, they become disillusioned, the world they thought they knew isn't what they wanted. turns into megatron. >> jimmy: quite a cast you've got. >> oh, my god, one of the best. working with chris. >> jimmy: chris hemsworth. >> keegan. >> jimmy: keegan-michael key. >> lawrence fishburne. steve buscemi. >> jimmy: that's good. >> you'll know him when you hear him. he's wonderful. love steve buscemi. >> jimmy: it's a good thing that guy smacked you across the face. [ laughter ] >> you're not the first man to say that, jimmy. >> jimmy: you could have been sitting on that stool next to guillermo right now. >> that's a great place to be. do you see this sex kitten? i love guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] you have it best, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: he's been called many things -- >> that's the man right there, man. >> jimmy: that's the first time you've been called a sex kidden. congratulations. [ laughter ] congratulations to both of you. "transformers one" opens in theaters september 20th. brian tyree henry, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. still to come, muni long. last admonition our next guest and his wife celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary in chicago with balloons and music, and a nomination for president of the united states. please welcome the first second gentleman in the history of the country, doug emhoff! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and you know, everybody wants to touch the sex kitten before they come out here. [ laughter ] welcome home. you're an l.a. guy, right? >> it's good to be back. >> jimmy: you grew up here in l.a.? >> moved out here when i was in high school. >> jimmy: in high school. >> yeah. out to the agoura area in -- january of 1981. so i've been here just about my whole life. >> jimmy: yeah, that's as close to being a native as you get out here, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your wife, the vice president, was here -- you were here with her in june, i think, a couple of months ago. how much have things changed since two months ago? >> what are you talking about? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have they changed? it seems from the outside that they've changed tremendously. but i wonder, from your perspective? >> yeah, it's -- everything's changed.
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and it's like being shot out of a cannon. so that day when she got the call, and i, of course, was stuck here in l.a. and didn't hear about it for, you know, 30 or 40 minutes. since that moment, it's just been hustle, hustle, hustle. and there's almost no, like, happy couple time anymore because any time i'm like, "hey, look, you're on tv." she's like, "stop. focus. we've got to win this thing." [ laughter ] "get back on the road, get back on the road, get out there, go!" [ cheers and applause ] "save lives. there's no mucking about in the emhoff/harris household. >> jimmy: sounds like a nightmare. >> even at the convention, barely saw each other. the whole blended family was there, including my parents. >> jimmy: uh-huh. did you have to wrangle everybody there? >> it was like -- nobody gave me any consideration. i had to give a big speech on
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tuesday. it was like all texting me, "doug, where do we go next, what's the next thing?" i'm like, "mom, stop." so yeah, everyone was expecting me to just make sure they got to where they needed to get. >> jimmy: were you nervous? >> it's bizarre. even though i didn't know when i was speaking for a while, and then they told me, "okay, you're going on primetime with these people called michelle and barack obama." [ laughter ] "and you're going to go and --" so that was -- okay, i better make this good. for me, i wanted to make sure it honored her and explain to the world the person that i love so much, that is mamala to the kids -- cole's here. and just let everyone know who she really is as a person. then that last piece was like, and she's a badass. and that joyful warrior. but i wanted to talk about that warrior part. the one who really stepped up when we needed a leader and is ready to do this job, day one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and really, when you
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think about how things unfold in life and strange things that happen, the fact that it's your ten-year anniversary on that night is crazy. >> it -- it was. it was so surreal. and of course, i still had to come up big for our anniversary. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> oh, yeah. so i actually got the piano player who played at the after party at our wedding ten years ago to the night, i figured out a way to get him to chicago. we had a little post her speech family gathering. and that dude played. >> jimmy: that's very sweet. [ applause ] >> and she was like, "okay, that's pretty good." >> jimmy: but also, if i was her, i'd say, "stevie wonder was here earlier." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, i don't know what ramada inn you pulled this piano player out of. [ laughter ] >> it's interesting, she did mention something about that. i said, "come on, i've been hustling." >> jimmy: when the vice
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president did a surprise walk-on, because people expected she would speak at the end of the dnc. she came out right at the beginning, which i thought was a great move. is it true that you did not know that she was doing that? >> yeah, and i was so consumed, knowing that i had to give my speech the next night. and so i was -- i was there, in some ways i wasn't there, because i was really trying to focus on, man, there's a lot of people here, there's so much energy, the signs. i have to get up there somehow. so when i saw her come out i was like, what? but my new best friend, tim walz, was right next to me, he's just losing his mind. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a video of that, actually. ♪ freedom freedom ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, so you did seem surprised. [ applause ] and tim walz -- were you part of
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the team that decided who would be the running mate? >> no. >> jimmy: you were not? >> i'm her husband only. >> jimmy: even though you're going to be in -- on a personal level, you're going to be with this person a lot. >> i met the guy once as second gentleman when i was in minnesota on a small business tour. he came out. he was in a business meeting. very impressive, knew his stuff. then the next time i saw him was that tuesday night in the green room. >> jimmy: talk me through this. >> so we bond a little bit behind the stage. and then -- here we go. walk up. >> jimmy: now this is you guys really doing a -- [ laughter ] a real white guy hug thing there. [ laughter ] for sure. >> kind of like -- >> jimmy: get back here, you. >> hello, hello gram. [ laughter ] i had to do the -- get the sleeves back down. i got so many text messages from actual longtime friends and family members saying, "hey, man, you've never hugged me like
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that." [ laughter ] i really just met this guy. >> jimmy: we learned during your speech that you worked at mcdonald's. we have that. this is your employee of the month photo from mcdonald's. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, the pink shirt -- the you go. >> jimmy: how long were you and the vice president dating before you realized you'd both worked at mcdonald's? >> it was -- it was pretty early on. of course, i led with that. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> on our first date. "hey, honey, you know i was --" >> jimmy: was she named employee of the month? >> i don't know. maybe the one thing i was better at. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was your specialty at mcdonalds? >> at mcdonald's you have to kind of learn how to do everyt everything. i took the job because i was new in town. i'd just moved from jersey. i wanted to make people. i needed to make some extra money. it was kind of a lot of the kids in school were working there.
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at first you're taking out the trash, washing dishes. then maybe go to the fries. i learned how to do what they call the ten to one grill. ten pattys to a pound, ten to one. i learned how to do it during the rush. you're flipping the burgers, searing them, getting the buns, dressing the burgers. i learned how to do that. i said, i think i can become employee of the month. [ laughter ] if i can crank out more and more burgers. and, you know. made it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doug emhoff is with us, we'll be right back! crohn's symptoms kept me out of the picture. now i have skyrizi. ♪ i've got places to go and i'm feeling free ♪ ♪ control of my crohn's means everything to me ♪ ♪ control is everything to me ♪ and now i'm back in the picture. feel significant symptom relief at 4 weeks with skyrizi, including less abdominal pain and fewer bowel movements. skyrizi helped visibly improve
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with ug emhoff, the second gentleman. that is an actual job, right? >> it is now, yeah. it's funny, when she got elected, we were saying, okay, what should i do, what should i focus on? turns out there was an org chart. you know, federal government org chat. so top was vice president. office of the vice president. then there was a line to -- above it that said, second lady. they crossed out the lady and just wrote spouse. [ laughter ] underneath that it literally said, family life. and kamala said, yeah, that's not going to work. [ laughter ] we're going to do that together. why don't you go focus on some issues? you're the first man in this role, how about focusing on gender equity? and then of course, when the dobbs decision came out, i
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really leaned into that. and she said, you're the first jewish person ever to be a white house principal. there was a rise in hate and anti-semitism. that was another thing that she really pushed me to use the voice on. >> jimmy: did it take you a minute to get comfortable with that, with advocating for serious things? >> definitely. because i was a holds lawyer, an entertainment lawyer right here in this community for 30 years. i loved it, every minute of it. it was a little jarring to go from that to get put on the biden-harris ticket and spend all that time getting them elected. then it's like, okay what do you do now? going into that -- you know, charlottesville, tree of life. there was just a right in anti-semitism. so i was already feeling that as a jewish person. and so it was a real natural thing to lean into. and we got the first national strategy ever to counter anti-semitism at the white house. [ cheers and applause ] and that was in part of my wife
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as vice president. >> jimmy: what was your reaction when your wife turned black, were you surprised? [ laughter ] >> um -- you know. it's so interesting. all that stuff. you know, it's a distraction, though. like, we can joke about it, but it's literally a distraction. so all the insults, all the things coming at her, coming at me, coming at our family, it's really a distraction from what they're trying to do. >> jimmy: the supreme court has ruled that the president has immunity. can do pretty much what the president wants to do. as her husband, does that worry you at all? [ laughter ] >> once she gets elected, yeah, we -- it's interesting. as she's preparing for the debate, somebody asked me, "what's it like debating her? you're both trial lawyers. have you ever --" i said, "i've never won one." [ laughter ] so i'm looking forward to this.
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>> jimmy: do you actually -- do you help with the practice for the debate with trump? >> no. >> jimmy: you're not -- >> imagine, we're married. we're husband and wife. trying to keep up a really awesome relationship. >> jimmy: yeah, but you're below her on the org chart. [ laughter ] >> focus on family life. so for me, the last thing i'm going to do is give her advice on things she's really awesome at. and if she asks something, you know, once in a while she asks me something. i will let her know what i think, but we really try to keep that separate. because we're really -- want to be there for each other, be there for our family, our kids, and all that stuff because otherwise -- >> jimmy: you probably have to pick up a lot of that slack when it comes to family and the parents and all that stuff. >> she's still really engaged, even now. even when she step up the way she has. hustling the way she has. she will still find time -- i mentioned in the speech, i walked in, she's on the phone with cole or her godnieces,
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goddaughter, godson. she's still -- it nurtures her, makes her happy. you know, she needs to stay connected. for her to do the work for all of us. it makes herbert. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: would you do me a favor and, if you do become first gentleman, would you grow a ponytail? [ laughter ] because i'm going to lose a lot of material if you know who is out. that would help me a whole lot on a nightly basis. >> what about just a mullet? >> jimmy: a mullet would be awe awesome, fantastic, maybe better than a ponytail. >> might be better, yeah. >> jimmy: your fantasy football league. you've been in for how many years? >> 34. >> jimmy: 34 years. have you ever won? >> i won once in the year 2000. >> jimmy: i hope. >> it's a 24-year drought in the fantasy league with team nirvana. >> jimmy: that's your team name? >> team any vaughn na, after the band, yes. >> jimmy: oh, really?
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>> so the owners are so funny. we're all stuck in time. it's the same crew since 1989, essentially. so you've got to great names like rounders after the poker movie. >> jimmy: i didn't -- i won't watch that movie. >> oh, right yeah. [ laughter ] and the best one is, a now 60-something--year-old man with a team called butt heads after beavis and buttheads. funny when he was in his 20s, and now -- we had the draft last year and i said, "i'm going to burn you on national tv and talk about butt heads." that's him. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it would be nice to see nirvana win the fantasy league. if nirvana doesn't win, i'm rooting for butt heads. [ laughter ] >> i told the league, if they let me win, we'll do the draft at the white house. we couple in second last year. i begged the team, just tank so we can win, do the draft at the white house. >> jimmy: the situation room would be the single greatest place to have a fantasy draft. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: "can you move over? we're bombing somebody."
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>> yeah, but they didn't tank, so. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. thank you for coming and sharing your life with the whole country now. >> again, you're part of it. when i moved to town, i listened to krac. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> this guy called jimmy the sports guy. [ cheers and applause ] i got to tell you, i followed your whole career, being an entertainment lawyer. just because you started there, and i've just been rooting for you the whole time, just knowing that you made so many of us happy. >> jimmy: well, now i'm rooting for you. >> yeah. so thank you for that. >> jimmy: thank you very much. doug emhoff, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with muni long! why won't scout play with us anymore? he has something called osteoarthritis pain. it's joint pain that hurts him all the time. come on, scout. now, there's librela. the first and only once-monthly injection to control your dog's oa pain. veterinary professionals administering librela who are pregnant, trying to conceive, or breast feeding, should take extreme care to avoid self-injection, which could cause allergic reactions like anaphylaxis.
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>> jimmy: thanks to brian tyree henry, doug emhoff and muni long. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. “nightline” is next. thank you for watching. goodnight. see you tomorrow! this is nightline. >> tonight, the father of 14 year old alleged georgia school shooter arrested and facing multiple charges in connecti
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