here, but construction crews might have found some real treasure. there were rumors of a time capsule, but no signs of it. then some plans from 1974 revealed its existence, but it was literally buried under six feet of concrete. that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc seven news.com. >> all right. that does it for tonight. thank you so much for watching. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel larry beil all of us. we appreciate your time. right now on jimmy kimmel it is martin lawrence. >> have a great >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live.” tonight -- martin lawrence -- joey king -- and music from soul coughing. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our studio in hollywood. how many of you -- thank you. how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight? [ cheers ] another question. how many of you got to experience your first earthquake this morning? [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, we had an earthquake. a 4.7, near malibu. guillermo, you were shaken up. >> guillermo: yeah, yes, jimmy, a lot, yes. >> jimmy: it was -- yeah you texted me right away. >> guillermo: yes, yes. >> jimmy: was i the first person you texted? >> guillermo: uh -- no. [ laughter ] it was aaron. >> jimmy: why did you text aaron before me? >> oh, because she lives closer

where that happened, the earthquake. >> jimmy: okay. what was it like at your house? >> guillermo: it was shaking, at what it was scary, the dog started barking, my son got scared. >> jimmy: was the water in the pool going crazy? or did you even look out the backyard? >> guillermo: no, i didn't look out the backyard. >> jimmy: i didn't feel it. my phone felt it. my daughter felt it. i tell you what, because i was wearing crocs. [ laughter ] you won't feel an earthquake if you're wearing crocs. [ laughter ] they act as a shock absorber and you're totally safe if you learn them. that's true, i learned that from j.d. vance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i do have to say, it was nice. even for a few seconds, to be rattled by something other than the election. [ laughter ] the tan andreas fault, former president donald trump -- [ laughter ] is cracking under pressure. his tectonic plate is moving a lot lately. he's still trying to convince

the magaverse that he didn't blow it against kamala harris. even though he is clearly, terrified of facing her again. according to "rolling stone," members of trump's inner circle think another debate would be a “bad idea.” they say trump's performance was so disappointing, he doesn't know whether to call it “eric” or “don jr.” [ laughter and applause ] the problem for donald trump is, he's a big, tough guy. dodging a debate makes him look like the coward that he is. she challenged him to another one immediately. he wants no part of it. trump had a spinout last night on his website, pravda social. [ laughter ] he wrote “people are just starting to give me credit for having a great debate. the voters and voter polls showed it, but the fake news media wasn't giving the credit that was due. wow! remember, i wasn't debating one person, i was debating three. they should fire everybody at abc fake news.” [ laughter ] and he's right, it was three against one. trump got humiliated by kamala, the moderators, and by himself. primarily. [ cheers and applause ]

he continued to tantrum this afternoon. “when a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, 'i want a rematch.' polls clearly show that i won the debate against comrade kamala harris. kamala should focus on what she should have done during the last almost four-year period. there will be no third debate!” but wait, what happened to this? >> any time, anywhere, any place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somehow you went from "anytime, anywhere, anyplace" to "there will be no third debate”" i guess when you eat as many buckets of chicken as donald trump does -- [ laughter ] eventually, you turn into one. i don't know how else to explain it. [ cheers and applause ] i don't understand it. he's out there telling people he won the debate. a debate we all clearly saw him lose. why not just -- if you're going to do that, why not just say, "i did debate her a second time, and guess what, i won even more

bigly than the last time." [ laughter ] here's the difference between democrats and the frank frazetta fantasy world occupied by those who worship donald trump. when joe biden, slipped into a coma and started dreaming about sarsaparilla at the debate, we acknowledged it. he acknowledged it! he said, "i had a bad night." and then they sent him to a farm upstate. [ laughter ] grump, not only does he lose the debate, he embarrasses himself. he demonstrates exactly why he doesn't have the temperament or intelligence to run a dairy queen store, never mind of country. yet he's still screaming, i won. anyone see a pattern here? any of you election deniers, are you starting to get it here? trump also got a kick in the mcnuggets from taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] since taylor endorsed kamala harris, since she made that endorsement, more than 400,000 americans clicked the link she posted to register at vote.gov. [ cheers and applause ] trump said taylor will “pay a price” for her endorsement “in the marketplace.” which is something he knows a

lot about because, after the debate he “won” on tuesday night, truth social stock is in freefall. “trump media's stock plunges after debate.” his stock price sank faster than his pompadour in a steam room. [ laughter ] his media companies lost more than $4 billion in value since may. and it's still his most profitable business, by the way. this is very bad timing for trump, because he's finally going to be allowed to unload his shares in truth social next friday. of course, if he does that it would immediately tank the stock and screw all the people who invested in it. so, of course he will definitely be doing that. [ laughter ] probably the second he's allowed. he'll dump truth social and jump right back on twitter, mark my words. and in the meantime, uncle scam announced a brand-new grift. >> join me live on twitter spaces 8:00 p.m. this september 16th for the launch of world liberty financial. we're embracing the future with crypto and leaving the slow and outdated big banks behind.

>> jimmy: this is going to be surprising to our younger viewers. but in the olden times, candidates for president didn't promote money-making schemes while they ran for office. [ laughter ] the venture is called "world liberty financial," which is a name just generic enough that your grandparents will think they're paying their insurance bill. [ laughter ] i would give any amount of money to see donald trump go on television and explain what he thinks crypto is. [ laughter ] i mentioned last night, trump, harris and president biden were in manhattan yesterday together, for a 9/11 memorial ceremony. after the ceremony biden met with firefighters in pennsylvania where he met a local i don't care ankle who apparently cass not a fan. >> presidential seal of honor. >> you going to autograph it? >> sure i'll autograph it. >> huh? you remember your name? >> i don't remember my name, i'm slow. >> you're an old fart. >> yeah, i know, man, i'd an old guy.

>> you're an old fart. >> you'd know about that, about being old. >> oh, i know. >> there you go, man. i need that hat. >> for my autograph? >> hell, no. i ain't going that far. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, hey, i'm proud of you now. >> old fart. >> huh? >> just remember, no eating dogs and cats. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and a new comedy team was born! when he put that hat, that trump had on his head, he gave everyone in qanon a brain aneurysm at once. [ laughter ] isn't it nice to see biden fooling around? every time i see him now it's like when you go on vacation and the doggy daycare texts you a

picture of your golden retriever playing fetch. "oh, look at that, he's having fun." [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump spent his afternoon yesterday defacing the american flag for a young admirer with that stupid sharpie of his. this, by the way, violates the official u.s. flag code. you're not supposed to write on the flag. can you imagine the outrage if kamala harris signed a flag? sean hannity would be in the hospital right now. [ laughter ] he'd be in the hospital punching himself in the face. they'd have to strap him down. melania, you will be surprised to note, did not accompany her husband to the debate. or to the 9/11 ceremony. instead, he was joined by another lovely lady. right-wing looney laura loomer, who is a 9/11 conspiracy theorists. she has suggested it was an inside job. only donald trump would bring a 9/11 conspiracy theorist to a 9/11 memorial. [ laughter ] two days before the debate, laura loomer posted this disgusting nugget. “if kamala harris wins, the white house will smell like curry. and white house speeches will be facilitated via a call center --

and the american people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand.” which was so vile and racist, even marjorie taylor greene called her out on it. she wrote -- “this is appalling and extremely racist. it does not represent who we are as republicans or maga. this does not represent president trump.” it doesn't? i feel like it does. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i kind of feel like it captures his essence exquisitely. do you know what a vomit you have to be, to get called out by marjorie taylor greene? [ laughter ] and yet somehow, this laura loomer. she's traveling all over the country with trump, on his plane. not only is she pushing the cat and dog-eating lie, today she said -- “haitian immigrants aren't just eating cats and dogs. they eat humans.” [ audience moaning ] they traded the dog whistle for a tuba. only the best people. these republicans they get all nuts when you say they're weird. here's congressman chip roy of

texas sounding the alarm about the state of the nation yesterday on the house floor. >> what the hell are we trying to defend? what is left of the united states to defend? a school where i can't send my child to pray to god? without spending $20,000 a year on top of the taxes i pay? a school that my friend sends her sixth grader to with a trans music teacher, asking her kid to do some dance in class? yes, tree true story. >> jimmy: and that's the end of the story? [ laughter ] my god, dancing in a music class? what's next? boys showering together after p.e.? [ laughter ] i mean, what the hell kind of hokey pokey is going on here? [ laughter ] trump was in tucson today, still spreading that stupid story about the immigrants eating pets in springfield. since trump and j.d. vance

started going on about this, there have been multiple bomb threats, haitian families have been pulling their kids out of school for fear of retaliation. so naturally, they're doubling down. they posted more cat memes today, including -- “kamala hates me” and “don't let them eat us, vote for trump.” the dog warden in clark county, ohio, where these dummies claim the pet feast is taking place -- had to make an official statement to try to put these rumors to rest. she said, "proof of these claims is nonexistent." which, as you know, is trump's favorite kind of proof. [ laughter ] can you imagine this woman, this dog warden in suburban, ohio? a week ago she was probably sitting behind her desk reviewing leash regulations, now she's putting out press releases saying, “haitians are not eating poodles.” [ laughter ] i mean, while the guy's running for president and vice presidents, for whatever reason are making this the most important issue this list. >> what do you say to haitian immigrants who say, spreading false claims about them put their lives at risk? >> no one has spread false claims. what they've said is --

>> they're eating the dogs. they're eating the cats. >> it does sound tasty. >> they're eating the pets. i've seen people on television -- >> let me just say here -- >> people on television saying, my dog was taken and used for food. they're eating pets. ♪ hallelujah ♪ eating pets. >> migrants cooking rats. >> they're eating -- >> d-o-double g, i'm in. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one more thing before we stumble ahead. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week - it's time for “this week in unnecessary censorship.” >> earthquake just detected outside malibu at this point in time. 7:28, we were just [ bleep ]ing

the break, we started feeling shaking. >> it is well known he admires [ bleep ]. he wants to be a [ bleep ] on day one according to himself. >> it's a lie. i'm not [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. there's no reason to [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. we don't have to talk about that. [ bleep ], she's been against it for 12 years. >> i'm going to [ bleep ] so hard. i'm going to go around and sleep when i'm dead. >> they're doing to her what they did in joe biden, [ bleep ]ing her in a basement. >> ian, thanks very much. >> thanks, pete. >> she's telling her, hey, you've got to keep stroking us, come inside of my [ bleep ] so i can see where you're at. >> might be hard to do if your [ bleep ] was broken. you said, blow it. survey said? >> in springfield, they're [ bleep ]ing the dogs. the people that came in, they're [ bleep ]ing the cats. they're [ bleep ]ing -- they're [ bleep ]ing the pets of the people that live there. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: we've got a fun show for you tonight. joey king is here. we have music from soul coughing. and we'll be right back with martin lawrence!

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lineup of guests including -- george clooney, jon hamm, kristen bell, elizabeth olsen, kaitlin olson, maisy stella, peter krause and chris hemsworth. with music from glass animals, hozier, the smashing pumpkins, and on monday green day will be here -- [ cheers and applause ] from our outdoor stage. please join us for that. if you've ever stretched out the word "damn" to four or five times its normal length, you probably have our first guest to thank. he's a tv, movie, and stand up comedy legend coming soon to your city on the “y'all know what it is” tour. please welcome, the artist formerly known as sheneneh, martin lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you look good. you look sharp. how are you? >> how are you, man? >> jimmy: i'm good. [ cheers ] >> look at that. thank you. love you back. love you back. >> jimmy: they're extra excited because of the earthquake this morning. did you feel it at your house? >> yeah, i felt it. it woke me up. >> jimmy: did it? >> yeah, then i got some loving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yeah, woke me up, "baby, we up?" >> jimmy: we're up. >> "we up?" we don't know how much damage it did, but we up. >> jimmy: better make the most of it. what about' thor? did you live here for the northridge earth cage? >> yeah, i was up partying. >> jimmy: you were still up? >> up partying just in my house, just dancing around. all of a sudden the earthquake hit. it was crazy. just tore everything up. >> jimmy: how many people were at your house? it was like 4:00 in the morning, wasn't it? >> yeah, probably about five.

>> jimmy: it was that difficult? >> i was trying to impress some girls. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, you su summoned an earthquake. that's going to impress him. a bunch people over to the house, the earthquake hits. does everyone leave or do they hang out? >> no, because my gate wouldn't open. >> jimmy: oh. >> so they had to stay. >> jimmy: is that what you told them or what really happened? [ laughter ] >> no, it -- gate wouldn't open. >> jimmy: gate wouldn't open. >> they couldn't get out. >> jimmy: did that kill the party? or were people still partying? >> no, i was still trying to party. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how collect rud in an earthquake? are you cool when something like that happens? >> yeah, i am, i am. i don't try to -- i don't get too nervous about it. >> jimmy: are you prepared? do you have a -- like a backpack full of stuff? >> no, no. no, i just get in the doorway and whatever that they tell you to do. >> jimmy: they tell you to get under the table now. >> they? >> jimmy: unless it's made out of glass, then you don't get under the table. it's very confusing. they used to tell you the doorway.

then they said no way on the doorway. you get under the corner of the table. then they said, no, don't get under the corner of the table. now they're saying, get back under the table. so if anything happens tonight, you just will slip in right here, and i'll go to this side of the table. >> right. >> jimmy: the rest of you will die. [ laughter ] by the way, congratulations. "bad boys: ride or die" was -- made like $400 million or something. [ cheers and applause ] more than that right? >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: did you ever worry that people like -- because it had been quite a while since the last "bad boys." were you like, "oh, i hope people go see this." or did you feel that they would? >> i always hope they go see a movie i'm in. >> jimmy: you're always a little nervous about that stuff? >> yeah, because it's the business, you know. it's hit or miss, you know? and we worked really hard on "bad boys 4," and we came up with something special from start to finish, it's a good movie. >> jimmy: i have a video of you

working really hard on this. this is something will smith shot. there you are attached to some kind of a -- like a mousetrap. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it just kind of keeps going back and forth. we'll see here, this looks like it's ubl, actually. >> yeah, that's me falling into the water. >> jimmy: how many times did you have to do that? >> about seven. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and are you sore after that? >> nah, they have me in there nice and -- >> jimmy: you were locked in pretty good? >> locked in pretty good. it was fun, to me. i wanted to do it more. i thought i was at disneyland. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your friend, eddie murphy, was saying when he was making the new "beverly hills cop" movie that the director told him, "run faster." he just said, "no." [ laughter ] did you have moments like that? >> nah, didn't have no moments like that. i ran when i needed to run. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last month, they just dedicated a day to you in detroit. >> yes. >> jimmy: martin lawrence day. [ cheers and applause ]

your character from your great show "martin" is from detroit. you are not from detroit? >> right. >> jimmy: martin paine is -- did they know this with the day? or they think you are from there? >> they give me so much love. >> jimmy: you just take it? >> like i'm from there. i feel i'm from there, all the love they give me. >> jimmy: while you were there, you visited the exterior of the apartment where martin lived, right? that's the place. >> yes. >> jimmy: did the people living in the building, did they see you? or did you -- >> no, nobody came out. >> jimmy: nobody came out? they probably thought it was another person going to take a picture in front of the martin house, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. probably. >> jimmy: when people meet you, do they expect, like -- are you so crazy, martin lawrence, expect you to be -- >> sometimes. "are you like the martin on the martin show?" i say, "hell, yes." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there are a lot of -- there are stories about you.

i want to run some of these by you and see -- you tell me, confirm or deny or whatever you want to do. one of them, i don't know if you've heard this, is that you are not martin lawrence, you are a martin lawrence clone. have you heard that? >> who made that up, a.i.? >> jimmy: i don't know, but that's just what a clone would say if i asked them that question. [ laughter ] that is not true? >> i'm the real then, baby. why true or false. tupac locked you in the trunk of his car and drove all the way to san diego to get you to try his favorite fish tacos? [ laughter ] >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not true. you -- is this true or false? you introduced shannon sharpe to the girlfriend he accidentally introduced on instagram live this week? [ laughter ] did you see that? >> no, but i heard about it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's see here.

you have a life-sized sculpture of fred rerun berry in your living room? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you memorized all the dialogue from the first three episodes of "girl more girls"? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you blow dry your jewelry before putting it on? [ laughter ] oh, no, that's kim kardashian that does that. she actually confirmed that. so these are all false? >> those are all false. >> jimmy: all right, all right. well, it was -- we cleared some things up. martin -- we're going to talk about your comedy tour next. the comedy tour is called "y'all know what it is." martin lawrence is with us. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by usc 306 at riyadh season noche ufc, live this saturday on espn plus pay-per-view.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with martin lawrence. correct me if i have this wrong. your first headlining tour in eight years, right? >> yes, headlining tour, yes. >> jimmy: headlining tour. you're having fun? >> i'm having a great time. it feels like the first time i've been on stage. >> jimmy: does it? in a good way? >> in a good way. and the people are coming out. my fans. and showing me so much love. i couldn't ask for much more. >> jimmy: who named it "y'all know what it is"? >> me and my brother. >> jimmy: yeah. and what does that mean, exactly? >> y'all know what it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's kind of what i thought it meant. >> yann know how i get down. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are your favorite

cities to go play? >> you name it. i like going everywhere. anybody that wants to see me, come out and pay a ticket to see martin lawrence, i love to come to your town. >> jimmy: here you are over the sumner phoenix, in chandler, arizona, in full -- by the way, it was 125 degrees. you're wearing a full leather suit. [ laughter ] >> i likes wearing leather. >> jimmy: you do. you got that from eddie? >> eddie murphy, yeah. eddie's was a little tighter. he is was red and everything. >> jimmy: yours in the '90s -- >> mine is more hip-hop. >> jimmy: yeah, definitely more -- [ cheers and applause ] somewhere between hip-hop and a hefty bag, i think. [ laughter ] and then somebody's job is, after like a show where you're sweating, you're on stage, to wring this out for you, right? >> no, you just hang it up and let it dry. >> jimmy: you let it dry? do you wear it again, or is it one suit only per show? >> no, i had a couple of them. >> jimmy: you have a couple of

them, okay. do you still talk about a lot of, you know, adult stuff on stage? >> yeah. i'm -- i'm blue as you could get. >> jimmy: how are your -- how old are your daughters now? >> my daughters are 28. >> jimmy: so, are they coming to the shows? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have they seen it? how do they react? >> i don't cut nothing. >> jimmy: you don't cut anything, right. i remember a long time ago i asked you, "no, they're too young, they don't know what i'm up to." now they know? >> now they know. they're young adults, they get it. >> jimmy: they get it. when they were young, when they were kids, were you the one who gave them the sex talk? did you teach them about the birds and bees? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> no, no, i didn't give no sex talk. >> jimmy: uh-huh, because -- >> i let the mothers do that. >> jimmy: you let the mothers do that. and do you get hecklers? or are the shows too big for that? >> i get hecklers, but i shut them down. >> jimmy: you shut tome down.

how do you shut them down? >> tell them the shut the -- [ laughter ] f off. >> jimmy: and they do? >> and they do. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about james earl jones. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who passed away this week, and who you worked with on "welcome home, roscoe jenkins." that is somebody you had a personal relationship with? >> loved him. loved him. miss him. god bless him. may he rest in peace. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what kind of guy was he? >> he -- he was so awesome. and -- just such a great actor and -- and just a great man to work with and was such an honor. i remember -- i thought -- we did a scene where i had to bring emotion, i had to get real dramatic with him and everything. and i thought i was doing my best acting. "and dad, you, you hurt me, you this, ah, ah --" i thought i was doing my best acting, i thought i had him. all he did was just drop a tear. and i said, damn. [ laughter ]

i said, he's good. oh, he's good. all that i just did, and all he, just drop a tear. "young man, can you do that?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and? can you? >> i can't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't. martin lawrence, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his show is called "y'all know what it is." tickets are available at martinlawrenceontour.com. thank you, martin. we'll be back with joey king! still have symptoms from moderate to severe ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease after a tnf blocker like humira or remicade? put them in check with rinvoq. rinvoq works differently and it's a once-daily pill. when symptoms tried to take control, i got rapid relief with rinvoq. check. when flares tried to slow me down, i got lasting steroid-free remission with rinvoq. check. and when my doctor saw damage, rinvoq helped visibly reduce damage

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probably family. family, why is that? buenos dias, buenos dias. la comunidad es el corazón del barrio. pues sin ella no hay vida, no hay esperanza. everything that i'm doing is for my family. yeah. las mismas cosas que yo quiero para mi hijo las quiero para los niños de la comunidad. (♪) [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from soul coughing is on the way. our next guest survived three kissing booths, two of them

during covid. you can see her next in the new movie “uglies” starting tomorrow on netflix. please say hello to joey king. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: now, before we get into it, i need to ask you a question. is it true that tupac once locked you in the trunk of his car? [ laughter ] drove you to san diego to eat his favorite fish tacos? go ahead. >> i feel like i missed a chapter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you weren't paying attention to the show, which is why you have to watch from the beginning. >> sorry, i'm so self-involved. i don't know what else to do. >> jimmy: you know what, i like you admitting that. >> in my dressing room, like, what's going on? >> jimmy: do you get caught up sometimes look at your face? >> um -- i don't know how to answer that.

>> jimmy: i know you brought -- you brought some of your family here tonight. >> i sure did. >> jimmy: who did you bring? >> my mom and my grandma again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: grandma was here last time, right. and do they -- do you ask them to come, or do they tell you they're coming? >> no, i -- i ask them. >> jimmy: you ask them to come. >> i love when they come. they're both, like -- they're so funny. it's like, i love having them around. they're so sweet, they're so supportive, they're really funny, a walking comedy show. >> jimmy: there are a lot of different kinds of grandmas. the grandma who gives you $10 in the card on your birthday and maybe will knit you a scar scarf. then there are other grandmas who maybe have too many margaritas and want to meet all the famous people that you work with. which kind of grandma is your grandma? >> i happen to have the rare fusion. she's a real blend of both of these grandmas. but she is -- she's really funny, because the thing that you just said about meeting the famous people, like, she's

just -- she's so funny. the last premiere i had, which was for "family affair," was so great. she came with me and she hated my outfit because it showed my ass. "did she tell you? >> "oh, your cheeks are hanging out like that." the next breath, can are "can you introduce me to zac efron? i want to hug nicole kidman, gosh, she's tall." >> jimmy: did she hug nicole kidman? >> she did, and she had one too many margaritas that night, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm psychic. i like that your grandma knows who zac efron is. >> you know, she actually is. i mean, what we love, she loves, which is really cute. she's on instagram, twitter, all in zac efron's business. you know. >> jimmy: you recently -- you just celebrated your one-year wedding anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on your young

love. >> yes. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about this, because you posted this photo. no, you don't post it, you sent this to us, right? this is really where you got married? >> well -- yes, it's where we legally got married. so we got -- we had a big wedding in spain, but we had to, like, legally sign our paperwork in the states before we got married in spain. so we went to sameday laurel canyon and we tied the knot. it's a bit of a family tradition now. my older sister got married there, too. >> jimmy: this is insane, you realize that right? >> it's so fun. i don't know if anyone's been to "samedaymarriage.com on laurel canyon, but i really encourage you -- >> jimmy: no, you and your sister are the only ones. >> genuinely such a party. >> jimmy: let me see the party again real quick. where's the party happening there? [ laughter ] you're next to a video duplication center.

>> i didn't even notice that. >> jimmy: yeah. what's this? the fountain? >> i know, i mean -- there might have been a trash can, actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so romantic. >> access legal. >> jimmy: your sister found this place online or something? >> yeah, she also had a destination. so she needed a marriage certificate beforehand. so now it's like a family place. >> jimmy: wow. and they know you when you go in there? >> yeah, they're like, "hey, give you the two for one marriage discount." >> jimmy: you said you had your big marriage thing in spain. did you do -- did you have a wedding party after this same day marriage stop? >> i mean, that -- of course we did, even though that was party enough, as you can see. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> but we did. me and my family and my husband, we all went bowling afterwards. >> jimmy: you did? >> which was so >> jimmy: where'd you i do bowling? >> why is everyone laughing? we went to highland park bowl. because i mentioned that, i want free bowling for the rest of my life now. >> jimmy: that's a super-cool

bowling alley. >> super cool, yeah. we went there with my whole family, and it was the best party. >> jimmy: you actually bowled? >> yes, i bowled in my lovely dress. you know, i'm not a great bowler. i'm a little bit of, like, hit and miss, inconsistent. i'll get, like, six strikes in a row and be hitting gutter balls -- >> jimmy: have you ever had six strikes in a row? >> okay, maybe four. but i do, like, have a bit of a problem. like, i don't know what hand i'm, like, better with at, like, sports and stuff. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i'm left-handed. >> jimmy: okay. >> so, like, right, i eat, i eat and brush my teeth with my left hand. with my right, i do most sports with my right because most people teach how to play sports with your right hand. >> jimmy: unless you tell them," by the way, i'm left-handed." [ laughter ] >> most people don't know how to teach you. they don't know how to teach you how to do it left-handed. i've come across things in sports a lot, if i'm doing it with my right hand and i'm not succeeding, i'll switch and i'll be fine.

>> jimmy: which one do you bowl with? >> i bowl with both. >> jimmy: at the same time? >> yeah, man. i am just -- balls of fury down the road. >> jimmy: really, you go between your legs kind of thing? >> no, i get the leg behind the other leg fans gstance going. i really take it seriously, i'm just not that good. >> jimmy: all right. your movie is based on a young adult, is that correct, a young adult novel? >> yes. >> jimmy: series of novels? >> that is correct. >> jimmy: which is something that you read, i assume? >> yes, i -- yes, i did. you assume correctly. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you never know. >> i was 11, actually, when i started -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: oh, it's kind of crazy. the origin story of this movie is wild. like, i was 11 years old when i read this book series. my oldest sister was like, "you this read this, it's really good." >> jimmy: you do everything she does. >> yes, you're so right. oh, my god, i just realized. get married at the same place, read the same books that she reads. so i read this book series and i

was like, oh, my god. it was a really important read for me. i think it set me up for my teen years in terms of, like, self-confidence and inner beauty. and i pitched it to netflix when i was 17. it didn't get made till i was 22. and now i'm 25, and it's finally coming out. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> i know. >> jimmy: you manifested or something. >> i feel it's really special now. i feel this project has seen me through so many different phases manufacture i life. personal life, actress. so i feel like coming out now is a real nice nod to my young self, you know? >> jimmy: and it's going to be a huge boost for samedaymarriage.com. [ laughter ] >> huge, absolutely. the young adult book series. >> jimmy: the movie is called "uglies." it premieres tomorrow on netflix. joey king, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with soul coughing.

>> jimmy: thanks to martin lawrence and joey king. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but before that, this is the 30th anniversary reissue of their album "ruby vroom." here with the song "super bon bon," soul coughing!

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with the avenue behind me ♪ ♪ some kind of verb some kind of moving thing something unseen ♪ ♪ some hand is motioning to rise to rise to rise too fat-fat ♪ ♪ you must cut lean you got to take the elevator to the ♪ ♪ mezzanine chump change and it's on super bon bon ♪ ♪ super bon bon super bon bon too fat-fat ♪ ♪ you must cut lean you got to take the elevator to the mezzanine chump ♪ ♪ change and it's on super bon bon super bon bon super bon bon ♪ ♪ ♪ and by the phone

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the man go ♪ ♪ move up and let the man go let the man go through ♪ ♪ move aside and let the man go through let the man go through ♪ ♪ ♪ move aside and let the man go through let the man go through ♪ ♪ ♪ move aside and let the man go through let the man go through ♪ ♪ ♪ move aside and let the man go through let the man go through ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight. what happened to matthew perry? the beloved actor and friend. star. >> i'm chandler. i make jokes when i'm uncomfortable. >> found dead in his hot tub last october. the dark hollywood