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elizabeth olsen, and music from green day. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the most hungover days of the year in hollywood. the emmys were last night. the old tinsel town reacharound. it was not a good night for us. it was a bad night for us. as i posted this morning, the results of last night's emmys were totally unfair in the category of late night show. sad. rigged. polls say i won. by a lot. so true.

we did win. [ cheering ] thank you. we won, but they gave the emmy to the daily show hosted by jon stewart. a few months ago, jon stewart wasn't even the host of the daily show. they swapped him in illegally. my own network, abc, rigged it against me. they're attacking me from the inside. i was up against three other shows, it was three on one. we won it by a landslide. we have the biggest crowds. there are 10,000 people in this studio. [ cheering ] another 20,000 outside who couldn't get in. no host in history has been treated more unfairly than we were. and people are very angry. they're very angry, i can tell you. guillermo, i need you to find me 11,000 votes. >> guillermo: i will, for sure. >> jimmy: donald trump was actually here in l.a. over the weekend. he had some charity -- no, not charity. what am i thinking? he had some fund-raising events.

he had a press conference from his golf club in palos verdes where the scamburglar doubled-down on one of his favorite new lines of attack. >> and then you have kamala's claim that she worked at mcdonald's. she never worked at mcdonald's. it's a lie. she said she stood over those french fries when they were being fried. so tough work. she never worked there. she is a liar. she is a liar >> jimmy: you can see how personal this one is for him. i don't even know why he says she's lying about this. who would lie about working at mcdonald's? other than to say he never worked at mcdonald's. i don't know, but trump went on and on and on rambling about the dumbest, nothing topics to the point where even fox news had to cut him off. >> and the government is so incompetent, and it cost $1.7 million to install a single public toilet in san francisco. they built a toilet for $1.7

million. and it's not even nice. i saw pictures. >> donald trump continues to speak there at rancho palos verdes, john. he started at 1:26. he has been going so far. >> jimmy: enough minutes. the one topic he actually knows something about and they cut away. fiberace had a rally in vegas this weekend too where he does this great thing where he pretends to know the luminaries in the crowd. one of whom was a reggae-tone star named nicky jam. now this guy nicky jam is popular. he has 43 million followers on instagram. but trump didn't even seem to know the guy was a guy. >> latin music superstar nicky jam. do you know nicky? she is hot. where is nicky. where is nicky? thank you, nicky. great to be having you here. now, you have to get -- oh, look!

i'm glad he came up. >> jimmy: look, she is hot. look at this hot bearded lady we've got here. must have been another one of those transgender operations they keep forcing on everyone. literally anyone in that audience could have walked up there pretending to be nicky jam and he would have believed it. nicky has since deleted his endorsement of donald trump. donald trump and president biden had what they said was a cordial conversation this afternoon after the secret service yesterday thwarted yet another attempt on his life. the suspect was outside trump's golf course with an ak-47. a secret service agent shot at him. the would-be assassin, they caught him. he appears to be a troubled individual. his political views are all over the place. he tweeted earlier this year that his dream ticket would be nikki haley and vivek ramaswamy, which is how you know he's nuts. trump, of course, is blaming kamala harris and president biden for this. he said, their rhetoric is causing me to be shot at, when i am the one who is going to save the country, and they are the ones that are destroying the country.

they use highly inflammatory language. i can use it too, far better than they can, but i don't. right. you are nothing if not a calming influence. this is a man, who for the past week has been spreading a complete lie that he knows is a lie saying haitian immigrants are eating pets in springfield, ohio. this is a man who, just last week, joked about nancy pelosi's 84-year-old husband being brutally attacked with a hammer by one of his deranged fans. this is a man who literally hours before this happened posted on truth social, “i hate taylor swift.” somebody sent this to me. i thought it was joke. i thought oh, that can't be real. it was real. which was thinking about it, and i want to kind of go through and visualize the thought process that went into -- a. thinking this, b. writing this, and c, posting it. okay, so it's sunday morning, 7:40 a.m.

trump just wolfed down a plate of ketchup and eggs with nine strips of limp steamer tray bacon that no one can afford to eat anymore because of biden, and he is ready to go play 18 holes. he's ready. he's got three tvs on. he's looking at his phone. melania is somewhere. he has no idea. he hasn't seen her for weeks. he's scrolling through newsmax on twitter and sees a story about how many people registered to vote when taylor endorsed kamala harris. and he's pissed. he's had a long weekend of dogs being eaten. litters of kittens are being swallowed whole. there are damaging relationship rumors about him and this nutjob laura loomer who he has been with lately, and as nicky jam will tell you, he is no longer able to distinguish men from women. and now, the most popular singer of the century is telling her fans not to vote for him. and he can't take it anymore, he's had enough. he thinks he hate taylor swift. and then he whips out his little thumbs and he types, “i hate

taylor swift.” and someone says, “sir, do you think maybe -- and he shoves that person to the ground, mashes the post button, and out it goes, "i hate taylor swift." and then he puts on his little golf gloves and waddles off to the first hole. that's how i imagine it. [ applause ] however it happened, this is a crazy person. two elementary schools were evacuated today in springfield, because of threats to children, and he keeps going with this. >> 911 calls even show residents are reporting that the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. they're taking the geese. >> jimmy: nothing about that is true. we've had dogs, we've had cats, we've got geese. it's like old macdonald has a farm. we keep adding names to the list. and he's got his minions and his stupid son doing it too. >> don, they're eating the cats,

they're eating the dogs. >> charlie, i thought this was a conspiracy theory. and like all conspiracy theories, that turns out to be true. >> jimmy: what's going on with that lisp? a conspiwathy you thay? who ith conthpirng? immigwanths? from port-a-pwince? i wed that they're woasting iwish thetters. >> it's disgusting and it who not be happening in america. it shouldn't be happening anywhere else in the civilized world, but that's the reality, okay. you look at haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average iq. if you import the third world into your country, you're going to become the third world. that's just basic. it's not racist. it's just facts. >> jimmy: i don't know. thounds pretty rathitht to me. [ applause ] wow, what a development. we've got donald and now his son daffy duck too. even the woman who wrote the original facebook post, the one that got this ridiculous rumor started said she had no evidence

it happened, she deleted her post, she said she feels bad and regrets ever writing it. but that hasn't stopped old j.d. vance from relentlessly beating this nonsensical fairy tale to death. >> the american media totally ignored this stuff until donald trump and i start talking about cat memes. >> but it wasn't just a meme. >> if i have to create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people, then that's what i'm going to do, damn it. >> jimmy: oh, i see. do you get it yet? the only way to expose the truth is to spread a lie. it's the power of storytelling. >> sir, you just said you're creating the story. >> what's that, dana? >> you just said that this is a story that you created. >> yes. >> so that eating anderson dogs and cats thing is not accurate? >> we are creating -- dana, it comes from first-hand accounts from my constituents. >> jimmy: that's right. first-hand accounts from constituents who i will make no effort to prove exist.

now if you'll excuse me, i have to go make passionate love to a fold-out sofa bed. i just hope don junior tries to say the word constituents. on his next podcast. and with the election less than 50 days away, not only is j.d. vance doing the important work of defending this goose nonsense, he also has to make excuses for this maga wacko laura loomer who somehow managed to hit the racist trifecta while jetting around on trump's private plane. >> so, yeah, do i agree with what laura loomer said about kamala harris? no, i don't. i also don't think that this is actually an issue of national import. is laura loomer running for president? no. kamala harris is running for president. and whether you're eating curry at your dinner table or fried chicken, things have gotten more expensive thanks to her policies. >> jimmy: how is it possible that trump somehow picked an even worse candidate than him? by the way, nbc news says trump is going to visit springfield soon.

so that should calm things down. that will be just great. by the way, last night at the emmy awards, while the show was going on, i want to salute guillermo who was very hard at work backstage. you spoke to all the stars last night. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: guillermo was there chatting with the winners of the emmys as only guillermo can, back-to-back. >> guillermo: back-to-back! [ laughter ] billy, i have to say, you're my favorite crudup. [ laughter ] >> i can't wait to tell my brothers that. >> guillermo: how's it going so far? >> good, enjoying it. lovely seeing you. >> guillermo: how does my back feel? >> it feels amazing. it feels oddly calming. >> guillermo: your back is very sexy. you should be a back model. >> i do my best work from behind.

forget i ever said that. >> guillermo: listen, can i ask you an awkward question? >> yes, for sure. >> guillermo: this is from aco taco. it's a taco full of awkward questions. can i read that one? that's for you. okay. how did you lose your virginity and where. >> where. >> jimmy: how and why. >> it was in a bed. it was respectful and it was loving. and why? because we were two horny teens, and we cried in each other's arms. we climaxed at the same time. at least that's what she said. >> can you try to lick your elbow? of course. really sad. >> guillermo: i can lick your elbow.

>> there's odd stuff going on here, let me tell you. >> guillermo: i got a special katana, right. so you go like this. and go like this. look. >> yeah. >> guillermo: so tequila. >> oh my goodness. >> you have a sip. and it's mexican sake. >> yeah! >> kompei. >> in england, they bring a lot of tea, right? >> that's a pretty racist thing to say, but i will take it from you. they do, those people. >> guillermo: what do you say? >> you've never look in order like mary poppins. >> guillermo: we're going to do a cheers for you to never win an emmy again. >> i'll drink to that. >> guillermo: you want to say yes, jeff? >> yes, jeff.

jeff. >> guillermo: jesse. >> jesse. >> chef. >> chef. >> guillermo: >> jesse, chef. >> that's what i said. jesse chef. >> guillermo: okay. that's what i say too. [ laughter ] cheers! do you want a little snack? >> a snack would be lovely. >> guillermo: okay. >> snack toe snack! >> guillermo: this is a marshmallow. i'm going to toss it to you. you have to open your mouth and catch it. >> guillermo, first of all, if it came out of that basket, i wouldn't put it in my mouth. but you add your fingers to it, that does not sweeten the deal, guillermo. how about i toss it to you? >> guillermo: all right. >> all right. guillermo, are you ready? >> guillermo: oh, close. >> i got to tell you, angle wise, i don't think you're helping yourself. there you go. >> we've at least adjusted the angle. >> guillermo: that was on you. >> that was on me.

>> nicely done. [ applause ] >> guillermo: oh my god, hold on. >> oh, the tooth! i think i've got -- i'm lunging at it too much. keep going. >> guillermo: oh my god! you got it? yeah, nice! first time? >> first time. >> guillermo: no, that was ten times. >> you have the power to make me a champion or a platinum fool. >> jimmy: w >> guillermo: who is going to go first? >> okay, i will. >> guillermo: yeah! ready? >> yeah. >> guillermo: whoa! what about you? yeah! good catch! you guys are lucky. let's go to the casino. >> let's go! [ cheering and applause ]

>> jimmy: guillermo, everybody. thank you, gill. we have a great show for you tonight. elizabeth olsen is here. we've got music from green day. and we'll be right back with chris hemsworth. so stick around. >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by university of phoenix.

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phoenix, arizona. green day. we have a great, strong week of guests this week including george clooney, kristen bell, kaitlin olson, maisy stella, peter krause, jon hamm and music from glass animals, hozier and the smashing pumpkins. so these join us for all of that. [ cheering ] our first guest is so talented, he can act in a movie just with his voice, which makes sense because he's not so great to look at. starting friday, you can hear him in theaters in “transformers one.” please say hello to chris hemsworth. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, thanks for coming all the way. i know you just flew in. you just got here from australia, right? >> i did this morning, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. you could easily have not -- if

the flight was delayed, i'd be sitting here talking to nobody. >> here i am. i'm glad to be here. >> jimmy: in australia, are they talking about our political what's going on here or is it out of people's minds? >> mostly losing the emmys. >> jimmy: oh, they are. now you agree -- >> rigged. >> jimmy: rigged, right, thank you! >> and again and again and again. the representation is obvious. >> jimmy: even overseas they know i've been cheated 14 times in a row. >> that's what we're talking about, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you so much for spreading that around. hey, and congratulations by the way. you guys, speaking of rigged, you are -- you won the break dancing gold medal. you had ray gun the break dancer. she didn't win? >> she won our hearts. >> jimmy: she did. i agree with you. i think that was the best moment of the whole olympics. >> cool. >> the creativity, the way she

sprinkled in the wildlife of australia with the kangaroos. you won't see anyone else leaning into their country's field. >> jimmy: you are so right. you're absolutely right. she really did. >> as a fellow dancer, i already did "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: oh, you did the australian "dancing with the stars." that's right. did you win? >> no, definitely not. >> jimmy: well, just like me at the emmys. >> yeah. rigged again. both rigged. i think we're both set up somehow with the government kind of putting us on the back foot. >> jimmy: i heard you're doing this limitless, you're doing another season of the show, right? >> yeah. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: this show, for those who don't know, you like you put your body, your mind, your fears to the test. >> yeah. i'm basically the guinea pig in the search for longevity, the science of longevity. so i'm thrown into a series of different experiments to test different theories around longevity and health and wellness, and it's -- the first season almost killed me several

times. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was here last time. i swam in the arctic, climbed a hundred foot rope a thousand feet off the ground, walked across a skyscraper off a crane, the edge of the building. and then this season we've tried to up it. >> jimmy: it seems to me like longevity, it's the opposite of longevity. because if you fall off a rope. >> "limited" is what the show should be called. i'm expiring rapidly. >> jimmy: this time around, you got a bunch of things, but one of them is you learned to play a musical instrument. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how much time did you learn to have to play the drums? >> i wouldn't say -- i learned one song. >> jimmy: one song. >> i was set the task, and i had a few months to learn. and i got to eight weeks out, i thought it's creeping up. so ed sheeran basically said why don't you come play drums on stage. and it's to show the benefits of playing an instrument, cognitive health benefits and so on. so time goes on.

he calls me up and said hey, the end of the tour is coming up in literally six weeks. you've got to play on stage on that date. and i didn't know the song. so i then went on another press tour, work. it got to two weeks out, and i still didn't know the song. and i started rehearsing with the band who said this is terrible. you're going to ruin the whole song, the whole performance, the lights, everything, the whole band goes off the drums. and you're out of time. so i spent two weeks kind of. >> jimmy: how many hours a day did you practice? >> oh, i was putting in a good four or five hours. >> jimmy: really? >> i had blistered up my fingers and so on. but i was playing with a click track, a metronome. i'd never played with the band before. i get to bucharest, romania. i walk out thinking we'd have a couple hours to rehearse. we did one run-through, and he said that's good. let's go watch football. one more rehearsal?

>> jimmy: do you get the idea he wanted you to screw up? >> i started thinking afterwards, yeah. >> jimmy: here's how it went. >> he's been on stage playing with us, will you make some noise for chris hemsworth! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ take me into your loving arms ♪ ♪ we found love ♪ make some noise for chris! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: you sound good. you were happy with yourself afterwards? >> yeah, i had a very -- i was terrified leading up to it. and right before it, something clicked. and i've had this happen a few times in my life. you know, people talk about flow starting and so on. and this is out-of-body experience. and i don't know. there was something about the 70,000 people sort of communal prayer or meditation. everyone wants the same thing.

everyone is involved for the same reason. it was this beautiful sort of moment. and i just kind of floated through the experience. no one told me it went bad! i assume it went okay. >> jimmy: you loved it? >> i got a buzz out of it for sure. >> jimmy: you have so many talents i didn't know about, like this. this is a video. >> do that. >> jimmy: you gave your son that haircut. [ laughter ] you cut hair. >> under strict instruction, that haircut. see, my other son -- >> jimmy: i think we have a photo. >> so the other kid, the one in the black jumper. >> the sad old man in the background. i don't know what happened to these boys. >> he did it himself. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and the blue jacket, sasha, my other boy said dad, can you give me a haircut? and i did that.

and it's a fashion in australia. >> jimmy: is it? because of you? >> no, no, no. it's the sort of -- >> jimmy: have you ever given a nonrelative -- it's called a bowl cut. >> it's a bowl cut plus a mullet. >> jimmy: oh, you're right. >> it's not a complete bowl. it's bowl and then it drops down. like megatron's helmet, or darth vader. >> jimmy: yeah, there is a helmet quality to it. i thought it might be fun if you cut someone's hair in our audience tonight? >> jimmy: would anyone like they're snare come down here. we'll get a cape or something on you. and when we come back, would you mind? >> i'd love it. >> jimmy: chris hemsworth is here. "transformers one" is his movie. we'll be right back with a haircut, after this. ♪ why choose a mobile network

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>> so exciting. >> jimmy: with a hairstyle. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, you need the ball. okay. do you use the bowl? >> all right. liam, you can't see okay, liam. liam, what do you do for work? >> i am a student incoming at ucla in exactly one week. >> jimmy: oh, you are. this will be a great impression on your new friends. >> i know, right? >> that's good. >> jimmy: do you have a girlfriend? >> but i think this might. >> jimmy: i like so far we got kind of a dorothy hamel look here. [ laughter ] and now it's getting more of a jim carrey "dumb and dumber" type of look. >> yeah! [ laughter ] okay. this is the best part. >> jimmy: i like that you left this here. this is a nice touch. >> ready? okay. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. this is where it gets real serious. are you a transformers -- were

you a transformers kid, liam? >> yes, i was. huge on transformers. >> jimmy: are you excited about the movie? >> oh, yeah, i'm excited. >> jimmy: you think you'll scare the children when you go to see it? >> i might, i might. they might kick me out. >> jimmy: chris, did you play with transformers when you were a kid? >> all the way to australia. i did. i don't think i -- i think i stole a couple, yeah. my parents never bought me one. but i had some. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: did your parents cut your hair? >> they did. you know, this is where it came from. there is a photo of me somewhere with a bowl cut like this. >> jimmy: oh. and you decided to inflict the same pain on your own children? [ laughter ] >> it was a pun repressed. >> jimmy: you know, my mom once offered me like $10 to cut my hair. and i said no thank you, i'll go to the barber. >> my cuts only cost $10 as

well. >> jimmy: this is looking really good so far, liam. i know you can't see it. but i can. i'm going to tell you something. >> i trust chris. i've seen the fruits of his labors. >> jimmy: you're going to be very, very -- you know what, chris? you're kind of -- >> it's pretty good. >> jimmy: you're kind of precise, i have to say. i am impressed by this. do you shave your body? [ laughter ] . >> certain part, yeah. that's what we need. a little undercut back here. >> jimmy: okay. and when your sons went to school, chris, after their haircut, everything was okay? [ laughter ] >> they all have the same haircut. all the kids in the class do. my little boy, he carries a comb around in his pocket. and he is like -- and then he went to a barber, yeah, i want to get it perfectly straight, dad. i don't think a barber wants to claim, be responsible for that haircut. >> jimmy: certainly not. so you did it yourself, then.

>> a little fade. >> jimmy: we got that side. and we got this side. i think you're going to have to go a little more on the top. >> i've never done in front of an audience before. >> jimmy: can we reveal to it liam and show what his handiwork? >> wow. >> jimmy: here is a mirror. here you go, liam. and be honest. >> okay. >> you're not getting your money back either. >> jimmy: and here you go. >> wow. [ laughter ] [ cheering ] >> jimmy: >> thank you, chris. i've got to move to australia now. >> jimmy: now that's a super cut right there. >> that is awesome. >> jimmy: beautifully done. thank you, liam, and you're welcome. chris hemsworth, everybody. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: "transformers one"

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is on the way. our next guest has also gone toe-to-toe with thanos and he another avenger. her new movie is “his three daughters,” it's in theaters now and on netflix starting friday. please welcome elizabeth olsen. ♪ [ cheering ] >> hey. >> jimmy: can i interest you in a quick trim while you're here? >> yeah, no. i'm okay. but you know, i did cut my hair when i was 4 years old, and i did a far better job. >> jimmy: you brought -- you were kind enough to bring photos of that. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is you? >> that's a before. >> jimmy: before haircut at 4 years old. very cute. and after haircut. still cute, but can we zoom in? by the way, it's similar. >> it's similar. >> jimmy: it's a similar haircut. where you got ahold of the

scissors and did it yourself? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember why you did it? >> i do. i think i just wanted to be more like my brother. i don't know. i felt like he got to do whatever he wanted or something. >> jimmy: was your mom happy that you cut your hair? >> no, i think she was mortified, not that i cut my hair, but that i liked sharp objects and locking myself in rooms with sharp objects. and i did that a lot. i played with sharp objects when i was little. >> jimmy: and they let you get ahold of them, even though you were little? >> youngest of four. completely unsupervised. >> jimmy: who would you say is the more powerful avenger? wanda or thor? >> i think i am. >> jimmy: i think you're right. [ cheering ] >> i think theory has it that wanda could beat him. yeah. i don't know. i've never played with the hammer i don't think yet. but i don't think yet. i don't know if that's happened

actually. >> jimmy: but i think wanda has powers that are greater than a hammer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and the lightning and probably is -- >> i think so. >> jimmy: more powerful than the god of thunder, as powerful as he is. >> yeah, i think i could probably somehow manipulate and go inside his body and do the same thing he does. >> jimmy: wanda is as far as we learned in the last dr. strange movie dead, right? >> i think so. >> jimmy: you don't know, or you won't say? >> i assume as much. >> jimmy: the rocks landed on her. >> yeah. and there was a red light. >> jimmy: and there was a red light. >> of explosive energy. >> jimmy: stuff, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but nobody ever said to you that's it, it's the character, it's dead. that's the end of the run. >> i think i'm dead. >> jimmy: you think you're dead. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but we leave a window open in case you are not? >> i would beg to leave a window open. >> jimmy: oh, you would? >> yeah. i have so much fun doing these movies. >> jimmy: you don't want to be dead? >> no, but i would like to

figure out how to cleverly be undead. >> jimmy: if any character could figure that out it seems like wanda would be the character to figure that out. >> i think so so too. we need to find the smartest writers to figure out how to make this all make sense. >> jimmy: or the dumbest one. >> or maybe you. i mean, i'm open to ideas. >> jimmy: i don't think anybody is going to have a problem with it if you're alive. >> no, i hope not. i would like to. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheering ] by the way, you're new movie is great. it's really, really, really good. "his three daughters." great acting. [ cheering ] carrie coon, who i saw at the emmys last night. >> oh you did? >> jimmy: yes. and natasha lyonne is really, really great. >> yes. >> jimmy: jovana depo. >> jovana depo, it's a special project that our friend jacob wrote for all for us. we made it for so, so little in

a downtown apartment. and it's about three sisters who come together to their childhood home to take care of their father in hospice, which sounds very bleak, but it actually has some humor. >> jimmy: it does. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and also, it feels very real. there is that dynamic and that interesting thing about how like sisters interact with each other and how different their personalities can be even though they're from the same people. >> yeah, it's what we present to our families and the roles that are assumed of us and the roles that we play. we start performing the role that people want us to be. and throughout the film that becomes a bit more complicated. and working with the natasha lyonne and carrie coon was so much fun. and i start to talk like both of them when i spend too much time with either. when i'm with carrie, i start talking like i'm in a midatlantic play or something. and then with natasha, i start hunching over and sounding like i'm from new york. i don't know. it happens.

i just want to be like them. i just want to be like them. >> jimmy: that's a real apartment you shot in, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you guys are kind of because you're living in the apartment. your dad in the movie is dying. >> yes. and we're limbs entwined. it's a chamber piece. we are just in this apartment. but everything is practical. so it was a very confined space. >> jimmy: isn't it weird when you can make a movie that has so much heft and power and it's just in an apartment and you shoot it in two and a half weeks? >> yeah, i think that's what special about cinema. that's why movies are so magical. well go and we think that we already know what we're going to get from something or we assume something, and then we disappear into it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that's our jobs. >> jimmy: right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it also probably makes you realize that so much money is wasted on some of these superhero movies, right? [ laughter ] >> well, there is like 60 of us, first of all. that's like a lot of people. >> jimmy: yeah.

>> and then there are huge crews, huge post production. i mean, it's a massive thing. >> jimmy: right. >> a lot of specialifics. that's a lot of artists. >> jimmy: when we go to the movies, it costs the same to go in. >> it costs $500 now. >> jimmy: it does. have you been to the regular movies? >> guy to the movies every weekend. >> jimmy: congratulations on this one. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's really, really great. it's called "his three daughters." it's in select theaters now like the ones that elizabeth goes to. >> yeah, a lot of them. >> jimmy: herself. and starting friday, on netflix. elizabeth olsen, everybody. thank you so much. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: we'll be back with green day. ♪ >> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.

the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series is presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: oh, we have a full moon here in hollywood. i want to thank chris hemsworth and elizabeth olsen.

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