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>> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in sunny hollywood, california. welcome, thank you very much. this is an exciting day. are you familiar with jane goodall? the great zoologist, anthropologist -- devoted a big chunk of her life to studying chimpanzees. wild chimpanzees. she spent years in the jungle, observing them, learning about them. and in many ways, i feel like i've been doing similar work over the past eight years observing donald trump. no offense to the chimpanzees. after a while -- i don't know how long exactly, dr. goodall, who spent most of her time watching from a distance, began to interact with her fellow primates. and last night, that happened to me, too. when donald trump gave a crowd

in indiana, pennsylvania yet another review of my performance at the academy awards. >> remember the academy awards, i said how he's the worst host in the history of the academy awards? and the stupid guy goes up, and just before the best picture of the year, show almost over, waiting for the best picture of the year, he gets up and his wife said please don't do it. please darling, don't go out. his manager said don't do it. i have to do it. he goes out and reads my truth to the entire audience right before the best picture. basically he's the worst host in the history -- he reads the whole thing. and then i think he says something like ha, ha, ha, he thinks he bothers me. i said, he's one of the dumbest human beings ever, he should have listened to his wife. what a dope.

>> jimmy: aw, isn't that sweet? he's confusing me with one of his sons again. wow. do you think he's flirting with me? what is this? when i die, i would like that to be the clip they play at the emmys during the in memoriam. he even got my wife in there. should i be worried that trump has mentioned my wife more times at his rallies this year than his own? i also want to point out the oscars were more than six months ago, and he's still stewing over this joke. he keeps bringing it up! i don't mind at all, i love it. i just wish he would quote it correctly. i didn't say, “ha ha ha. he thinks he bothers me.” what i said was this. >> i just got a there ever been a worse host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars? his opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be that which he is not and could never be.

get rid of kimmel and replace him with george. he would make everybody look bigger, stronger, more glamorous. blah, blah, blah, make america great again. see if you can guess which former president just posted that. anyone? no? thank you, president trump. thank you for watching. i'm surprised you're -- isn't it past your jail time? >> jimmy: you'd think he'd be able to remember the fact that “barbie” herself was laughing at him! listen, i know your cognitive abilities are declining faster than the price of truth social stock. so, if it helps, i'm happy to send you one of the many products commemorating what i said to you that night at the

academy awards so you never forget again. like this t-shirt. or this coffee mug. or this coffee mug. or this coffee mug. there are a lot of coffee mugs. or maybe you'd like a hat? or a wine goblet? if you ever see melania again, maybe give that to her. or perhaps you would like a bandana to put around your necks? or a sign to put on every hole of your golf course. i'd be happy to send you any or all of these. just let me know. my gift. and also, for the record, my manager wasn't trying to talk me out of responding. this is my manager. james babydoll dixon. he was backstage vaping when this happened. but since you think my wife gives good advice -- here she is with some advice. molly? >> hey. >> hi, darling. hi, donald. thank you for your support. and i'm glad i have your attention because one in three women in this country is living

under an abortion ban because you stacked our supreme court. thanks to you, women in 21 states can't make their own choice about their own life and body. and ten u.s. states make no exceptions for rape or incest. the party you run so bigly and beautifully, the party that cares so much about motherhood, just blocked a bill that would protect our access to ivf. women are dying, and good doctors are quitting, because they can't get or give the reproductive care women need. so, my advice for you is to shut up and go away. go to mar-a-lago, spend all day, every day cheating at golf and masturbating to newsmax and let a competent woman take over. that's my advice. thanks for listening.

>> jimmy: thank you, molly. what's with the trophy? >> oh. this is the emmy i won for executive producing the oscars hosted by the “worst host in history.” >> jimmy: now get home and make me dinner! >> no! >> jimmy: you know what, i'm just kidding. she can't cook. but let's get back to the fact that the election is in two months. every poll has him trailinand this is what he's thinking about. a joke. this is what he has to talk about. he has no plan for anything. he is too scared to debate. nearly two-thirds of americans say they want to see a rematch after the tko he suffered two weeks ago. can you believe that was only two weeks ago? trump says it's too late for another debate, which is ridiculous. but also interesting because for

a guy who is so obviously afraid of kamala harris, he can't stop yammering about how much smarter joe biden is. >> she's not as smart as him. he's not smart, never was, not 40 years ago. always -- he was a hearty, did you ever shakespeare, but she's a dumb person. >> jimmy: and i know dumb! “did you ever hear of shakespeare?” no, honey baked hamlet, they never heard of shakespeare. nor did shakespeare write the words “hale and hearty.” that is a soup. everyone but him is dumb. everyone but him, and this guy. >> i wish that i could take you on our campaign plane and give you the perspective that i've gotten of this country in the past seven weeks. this is the coolest -- other than being a wife to this beautiful lady and father to our three kids, the greatest honor

of my life has been running for this office. >> jimmy: what an unexpected delight this jd vance has turned out to be. everything he says is wrong! but he's a wonderful wife. the stock market hit an all-time high today, and inflation is the lowest it's been since february of 2021. which is not good news for trump, who has been barging into grocery stores to brag about the crowd size. >> i hope the press got the crowd outside. did you see the number of people? i wish they reported it. if the press were honest, they'd report it. there are a number of people out there. >> jimmy: yes, we've never seen this many people outside the sprankles in kittanning, pennsylvania before. but the main reason trump made a stop at sprankles was to point out how much they're overcharging their customers. and to play a quick game of “the price is right.” >> chicken is way up. canned fruits up 27%. butter is up 30%.

crackers, who would think of crackers, 40%. that's terrible. >> jimmy: crackers are up 40%. trump media stock is down 80%. why, we would have been better off investing in a box of saltines! i could watch donald trump walk around grocery stores 24 hours a day. he gets so excited. look at all this food! and the brightly colored signs! he followed that up with a chart showing how much costs have gone up since he was in office, which, see the price of $9.99 under kamala. where is he buying this. he has no idea how much coffee costs. and then on his way out of the store, piggly wiggly showed the locals how rich he is by handing one of them a hundred dollar bill. >> here. it's going to go down a little bit. just went down 100 bucks. >> thank you so much. >> we'll do that for you from the white house, all right? >> thank you. >> nice seeing you.

>> god bless you. >> your kids? >> three boys. >> perfecto. >> jimmy: perfecto indeed. he's gonna buy that swing state $100 bill at a time. but it is nice to see him pay someone who isn't a porn star for a change. meanwhile, in new york today, joe biden, still the president, spoke before the u.n. general assembly for the final time in office. biden warned his fellow leaders to “never forget some things are more important than staying in power.” which got a huge laugh from the russian delegation. and while it may be hard for biden to leave the world stage, it was also hard to leave the actual stage. >> god bless you all, may god protect all those who seek peace. thank you.

my fellow leaders -- >> jimmy: it's the delaware do-over. yesterday the trump campaign posted an ad asking people in georgia to vote. the only problem was they used a picture of georgia the country, not the state. but that's how unconditionally trump loves this country. he doesn't need to know where the places are. or even what the places are. he knows what he needs to know, and then some! >> i'm donald trump, and if i'm elected, i'll be your president for all americans. from the great state of georgia, i love you georgia, to our beautiful new jersey, from arkansas to minnesota, i'll be your president whether you're

from austin or charlotte, mobile or buffalo, boulder or little rock. i'll stand up for you and for people around the world from turkey to seoul. greece, i love greece. it's great. to new delhi. from baghdad to you all, to china. let's make america great again. >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. jack schlossberg is here. we have music from judah and the lion. and we'll be right back with josh gad.

>> jimmy: tonight, he's a political correspondent for “vogue” magazine, and grandson of the president on the 50-cent coin. one of the good kennedys. jack schlossberg is with us. then later, from nashville, this is their album called "the process." judah and the lion from the snapdragon stage. lot of songs on this. look at it, so many words on the back, none on the front. tomorrow night, sebastian stan and will reeve will join us with music from los lonely boys. join us then. our first guest tonight is a broadway song and dance man, an olaf the snowman and now, the author of a new book for kids called, “picture-face lizzy.” please say hello to josh gad. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: you know, do you not agree with song and dance man? >> the people who didn't admit me to carnegie mellon would agree with that assessment. it is is such an honor being here with the worst host ever of the academy awards. >> thank you. i appreciate that. that's one thing to be the worst host of the academy awards. other thing that i take pride in is being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet earth. >> on the planet. >> jimmy: that's a big thing. and he knows a lot of people, a lot of dumb people. >> molly was incredible. >> jimmy: don't encourage her. >> incredible.

>> jimmy: he's a song and dance man, molly. before i get to the book, i want to talk to you about something you're doing that i think for me and for a lot of people who are in the world of comedy, if you will -- >> ozempic? >> jimmy: no. currently working with mel brooks. when you -- working with mel brooks, how much time do you get to spend with mel? >> mel is, you've met mel. he's still maybe at 98 the smartest living comic alive. >> jimmy: and the funniest person you ever come across. >> the funniest person ever. working on a small project called "spaceballs 2" right now, which i can't talk much about for fear of amazon's attorneys. but it's been the thrill of my life. going through the rolodex of every mel brooks movie and he's very frank.

he'll be like i have to tell you, that joke is not funny. very honest about it. >> jimmy: that's a good mel. >> very blunt about it. >> jimmy: do you disagree sometimes? >> he's mel brooks, you can't. then i go home, say to my wife mel made me cry. but he's a genius. >> jimmy: you're pitching him jokes. >> i am. years ago, there's a great story, we were -- doing a show called "the comedians," you were a guest star. >> jimmy: me and billy crystal. >> and mel did a guest star one day as well. in the makeup trailer, looks at billy and i, goes josh, billy, i think the two of you should come and do "the producers" for me. and billy goes mel, all due respect, josh and i don't want to do the seventh national tour

of "the producers." and without missing a beat, mel goes, you wouldn't, you'd be doing the eighth. he's a genius, fastest man alive. >> jimmy: your billy crystal sounds like ray romano. meld those two. >> song and dance man. >> jimmy: have you done mel's voice for mel? and does he like that? >> no. no. he does. i'll read him a line as mel brooks for mel brooks, the most meta thing i could imagine saying in my life. he'll be like that's a very good impression of me. i like that. the jokes not so much. the jokes i could live without. >> jimmy: did you see -- are you old enough for the original "spaceballs" on vhs? >> i was 6 years old in 1987.

i saw it in the theater before i saw "star wars" in the theater. >> jimmy: you didn't know they were parodying something. >> i was like this is the greatest sci-fi movie ever made. this is incredible. then i watched "star wars," i was like why are they making a serious version of "spaceballs." >> jimmy: mel played yogurt, the yoda character. will there be a baby yogurt? >> you're going to get me in so much trouble but yes. potentially. i don't want to give away anything. for everybody who loves mel brooks films and "spaceballs," we're making overtime to make sure it's a film all of you will have waited a long time properly for. >> jimmy: great. who in your life, moving away

from mel brooks, was the first famous person you were super excited to meet? >> you. outside of you, i had just moved to l.a. i was living on a couch of my good friend bryce dallas howard's house in southgate. one day went to coffee bean, walking in, see robert downey jr., years before the marvel stuff. i'm obsessed with charlie chaplin and downey played him, unbelievable, nominated for an award. she goes tell him how much you love the movie. should i? yeah, everyone in hollywood does that. so i go up, mr. downey jr., i'm obsessed with your in "chaplin," it's best of

modern times. we had an incredible conversation, it's magic, l.a. is everything they tell you it is. get to the end of the line, and robert downey jr. looks at me, just out of college, he goes i forgot my wallet, do you mind covering my coffee. and i was like hollywood is everything they tell you it is. >> jimmy: you did pay for his coffee? >> i did. >> jimmy: wow, lucky that didn't happen now, coffee is $10 now. wow, that's a good story. have you discussed this moment with robert? >> no. i discussed it with his wife susan, and i half jokingly said i think with interest he owes me quite a bit of money. he has not. maybe now he's coming back to marvel. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break and come back with the

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>> jimmy: we're back with josh gad. this is a new childrens book, "picture-face lizzy," and this is not lizzy, this is lizzy. lizzy is a toy, right? >> are you asking me or the

audience? >> jimmy: i want you to explain it to the audience. >> how many of you are parents? okay. for the audience at home, about five people raised their hand. but as a parent, my kids constantly come up to me and are like hey can we get tiktok, snapchat, the new iphone, all of our friends have it. and my wife and i struggle. they're young, 13 and 10, and don't want them doing this when they could be enjoying life around them and using their imaginations. i've been inspired by people like you who have written kids books, i want to inspire parents and kids to have conversations. "picture-face lizzy" wants this amalgamation between tiktok and

girl dolls. the parents give it to her, don't lose the power of your imagination. first she does, only wants to play with this device. then on her own accord she puts it down and starts to miss the little things she used to do, playing with dolls with friends, looking at pictures, imagining all the wonderful things in her head. slowly but surely she starts to convince her friends to do this as well. i was terrified, i read it to my daughters when i finished it. if they hate it, i can never get it published. they're my harshest critics. they looked at me and said can you read it again, it was the sweetest thing i've ever heard. >> jimmy: is it available on ipad? because my kids won't read it. >> yes. >> jimmy: and thanks for the beautiful inscription that you gave me. >> jimmy:

. >> i love they just gave you. >> jimmy: your beautiful words will be meaningful. >> i didn't know they sent you a presigned book. >> jimmy: i'm not sure this is your signature. it might not even be letters. it looks like a are you doing a book tour? >> this is it. just jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it is fun to go on a book tour with this. >> who reads the audio book, kristen bell. i wanted an actual girl to read it. >> jimmy: you found a real girl. >> and the other day, i went to a bookstore, i was really nervous to read it out loud to anyone other than my children. it was amazing to have all the kids be like, oh.

a, why do you sound like and b, it's pretty great. >> jimmy: is george r.r. martin doing an event for you? >> i got literally the most random text ever texted to a human being, the writer of "game of thrones" saying i heard you had a childrens book coming out. can i moderate a panel with you about it. i said yes, but you know it's a children's book. i flew out to new mexico. >> jimmy: this happened already? >> it did. george was wonderful, asked me all about the book. i asked what it was like being george r.r. martin. a real back and forth. he said i know you have a memoir coming out, will you come back. yes. >> jimmy: you're writing an

autobiography? >> i am. not sure how much more time i have, might as well get it done before it's too late. >> jimmy: you might be able to right two. >> i'll sign it for your kids. >> jimmy: it will mean a lot for us. this is the young boy and your illustrator as well. autobiography, stories about your life? whatnot? >> there's a lot people don't know about me, and my wife says -- >> jimmy: weird things? >> yeah. yeah. really weird stuff. going to drum up sales. josh alluded to some very kinky things in his upcoming book. no, i'm excited to sort of be an open book, for lack of a better word. writing a memoir is like doing therapy in front of a mirror, but i've been an open book already. i deal with anxiety and all sorts of stuff and wanted to share the stories to give other

people an opportunity to feel like they don't need to be afraid to open up about these things, that you do have allies out there, there are people just like you going through the same kinds of things. i try to do it with a funny bent. not always successfully, according to mel brooks. and it's been a blast. >> jimmy: is mel going to be in the book? >> he actually is. >> jimmy: better be, for god's sake. for now, this one, it's "picture-face lizzy" by gad. it's available now at bookstores. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we'll be back with jack schlossberg. with fewer medicines. able that's why he switched to dovato. dovato is a complete hiv treatment for some adults. no other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you undetectable than dovato. detect this: marnina learned that most hiv pills

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>> jimmy: music from judah and the lion is on the way. our next guest is a political correspondent for “vogue” magazine, he spoke at the democratic national convention, and his grandfather was a very popular president of the united states. please welcome, jack schlossberg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

i have to tell you, when i say your last word, a lot of saliva comes flying out. >> that's all right. >> jimmy: it's a hard one, but i think i have it down. i was thinking about you today and your existence really, and what -- i was wondering if being the grandson of jfk, i'm sure you hear more about this than you care to, if that's a good or bad thing? >> thanks for having me, jimmy, it's amazing to be here. being part of my family means a lot to me. i'm honored to be part of the family and their legacy of public service, my ancestors and grandfather especially. on the whole i recommend it. >> jimmy: do you get pressure from your family to be in public service? something expected of you? >> definitely not, my parents

support me even if i make crazy videos about politics. >> jimmy: part of your public service, bringing attention to things. my grandfather gave himself haircuts with a cigarette lighter. so he was not president. do people, strangers, tell you stories about your grandfather? >> president kennedy's legacy is still alive today. he continues to inspire generations of americans, he's my hero. and i know for a fact he inspires some of the political leaders in power today i admire, nancy pelosi and president joe biden among them. he's a timeless figure. >> jimmy: no question about that. this is what led me to the question because this is a photograph, zoom in there. you with nancy pelosi and your grandpa with nancy pelosi as a very young lady.

>> she told me it was her prom dress she wore to meet my grandfather. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> it was an honor to meet her at the dnc. i took a left and she was there. >> jimmy: looks to me like she's delighted to see that face again. >> we got along well. >> jimmy: you spoke at the dnc. were you nervous? >> honor of a lifetime. definitely nervous. i have my pumpup ritual, i was just doing it. red bull and the band creed, i don't know if you know them. >> jimmy: of course. >> you got to get a little bit higher every time before you go out. i was focused on doing a good job, making my family proud. listening to creed, walking in circles in the holding room. a minute before i went on stage, i got great news. i looked happy when i was speaking, not for the reason you might expect. but they said one minute, you

ready? yes. enter, go to the podium, say your speech, don't mess up. marissa tomei will meet you, bring you to a room with longoria. >> jimmy: what you might hear when you're about to die. >> i was ready. >> jimmy: like your grandfather, you have a big following on tiktok. how would you describe the videos you make for people like me who won't put it on our phones? >> trying to bring levity and humor to serious political issues, something you do a great job with on this show. my videos are maybe crazy enough to work. >> jimmy: the goal is get people out and vote. >> my goal is to get young people excited to vote. to vote for kamala harris.

>> jimmy: you are for kamala harris. >> big time. >> jimmy: your cousin, rfk jr., your cousin right? >> i don't know him. >> jimmy: you're not familiar? i've met him. he -- was he always brain wormy like that? >> i haven't seen him in a really long time. >> jimmy: i know you made videos poking some fun at him. >> the issues in this election are way too important for any of us to be distracted from the choice between two very different futures. and i think that donald trump represents something, a future and vision of america i don't subscribe to. i can't wait to vote for kamala harris. anyone who distracts us from that is not helping. >> jimmy: and he's distracting us from that? >> i would say there's a lot of other things we could focus on instead. >> jimmy: i'm sure you're tired of hearing about him. i want to ask about one of your tiktok videos, which i was

watching. doug imhof, the second gentleman, would be the first gentleman, and david letterman, just a gentleman. how did you wind up with them? >> i was with them, the second gentleman and the original gentleman. >> jimmy: the og. >> dave is way more handsome in person just for everyone here. they invited me. i said yeah, can we play my game, condiment or sauce. you don't know it? >> jimmy: i took issue with the game, inherently flawed because many condiments are also a sauce. >> this is the beauty of the game. >> jimmy: but -- >> ranch dressing? >> jimmy: i would say dressing, another condiment nor a sauce. >> this is not the first time you played, i can tell.

>> jimmy: if you're using it on a salad, not a condiment. >> why would you put it on a salad? >> jimmy: dipping pizza in it, perhaps a condiment. >> or a sauce. >> jimmy: ketchup was in there, you said condiment, most would agree, but still technically a sauce. >> i think technically, it's a condiment. >> jimmy: i think if you looked up condiments -- >> which i have. >> jimmy: you would find many of them are also sauces. >> it's a difficult situation. >> jimmy: barbecue sauce a condiment? >> it's a sauce, it says it in the name. >> jimmy: but it's also a condiment. you wasted david letterman's time. >> i did. >> jimmy: and telling governor shapiro you put mayo on pizza

>> on everything i can. it's so good. >> jimmy: it's not liking mayonnaise, but can't put it on pizza in front of me. >> go to the bathroom, i'll do it. >> jimmy: go in the bathroom with the pizza. do you carry a jar with you? >> only when i have to. to be honest, no. i don't. i don't do that. but i do really like it. i always have. >> jimmy: all right. well, you know what, to each his own. except for pizza. >> only thing more important than mayonnaise to me is showing up to vote this election. we've got to show up to vote. >> jimmy: that's one of the most skillful segues i've heard.

your grandfather would be very proud. >> yes. >> jimmy: ask not what you would do for your country, or whatever it is. >> just ask for more mayonnaise. >> jimmy: thanks for being here. he's on tiktok, on "vogue" magazine, and we'll be right back with judah and the lion. >> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. grow the system, exploit the system. take mark farrell's record. after receiving the largest ethics fine in city history for breaking campaign laws.

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>> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to josh gad and jack schlossberg. apologies to matt damon. “nightline” is next. but first, their album “the process” is out now. here with the song "floating in the night,” judah and the lion! ♪ ♪ looking in the mirror and i think i see it clearer now ♪ ♪ i placed the blame on everyone else always really liked to be right ♪

♪ it doesn't really matter how it happened when you're looking back ♪ ♪ no one really wins in the end hits me every now and again ♪ ♪ and again and again and again ♪ ♪ and the anger felt good for a season picking fights with my friends for no reason ♪ ♪ and all of this over-drinking doesn't mean that she's coming back home ♪ ♪ i don't wanna sugarcoat this stop dumbing-down all my emotions ♪ ♪ when it just sucks when you're holding on for your life ♪ ♪ to a rope that's just floating in the night ♪ ♪ the toughest pill to swallow ♪ the hardest thing for me

to take wasn't that you needed the space ♪ ♪ you told me that i wasn't safe ♪ ♪ it doesn't really matter how it happened when you're looking back ♪ ♪ i just hope that you're okay i dream of punching him in the face ♪ ♪ and the anger felt good for a season picking fights with my friends for no reason ♪ ♪ and all of this over-drinking doesn't mean that she's coming back home ♪ ♪ i don't wanna sugarcoat this stop dumbing-down all my emotions ♪ ♪ when it just sucks when you're holding on for your life ♪ ♪ to a rope that's just floating in the night ♪

♪ ♪ and i don't know how to let you go when did it go wrong why did you leave me alone ♪ ♪ i don't know how i'll let you go when did it go wrong why did you leave me alone ♪ ♪ i don't know how i'll let you go why did you leave me alone ♪ ♪ the anger felt good for a season picking fights with my friends i don't need them ♪ ♪ all of this overthinking's got me drinking ♪ ♪ helps me when i sleep

alone ♪ ♪ i don't wanna sugarcoat this stop dumbing-down all my emotions ♪ ♪ when it just sucks when you're holding on for your life ♪ ♪ to a rope that's just floating in the night ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wolves actor turned self-described medicine man. >> it's something sacred. it's a mystery inside his spiritual group, the circle. >> all i can say is really makes me sick. he ran it like a cult. >> now, facing a litany of charges, he denies how authorities say he used his power to lure young girls from