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>> jimmy: well, thank you. very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank for coming to roasting-hot hollywood. you've joined us on one of those days where the news was breaking so fast it almost broke us. we are now 33 days away from the election, and 34 days from trump saying the election was rigged. [ laughter ] which is just as he did four years ago and just as is laid out in a comprehensive and damning new report from special counsel jack smith. remember him? the judge overseeing the january 6th case in washington unsealed a 165-page court filing that specifically details a mountain of evidence and testimony against donald trump. all the stuff we know happened we now have in writing from

dozens of members of trump's inner circle, including his vice president. we went through all 165 pages this afternoon. when i say "we," i mean guillermo and me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: each did 82 1/2 pages. can you believe all of that stuff? >> guillermo: i can't. >> jimmy: what jumped out at you as most shocking? >> guillermo: it was crazy. too much. >> jimmy: too much? >> guillermo: yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is right, though. the filing lays out the increasingly desperate ways trump tried to steal the election. you know, sometimes i wonder if trump really does believe the election was stolen from him? does he believe it? the answer is, no, he doesn't. his plan all along was to declare himself the winner even if he wasn't, which he did, and then, when he realized he was going to lose, he made up these claims of fraud. he called governors and election officials. he hammered mike pence. he deliberately spread lies even though he privately admitted they were crazy lies.

he was directly involved in the fake elector scheme. and he stole all the oreos from the white house snack cabinet. [ laughter ] double stuf f'd them down his pants. [ laughter ] many of the names in the filing are redacted, but it's not terribly difficult to figure out who is who. for instance, "while aboard marine one, the defendant told his wife, daughter," name redacted, "and son-in-law," name redacted, "it doesn't matter if you won or lost the election, you still have to fight like hell." i wonder which daughter and son-in-law he was talking to? [ laughter ] could it be -- ivanka and jared? it's like a game of clue. colonel ketchup did it with a shrimp fork in the dining room. one thing i didn't know -- i knew trump pressured pence to break the law. i just didn't know how many times he did it. there were meetings, phone calls, text messages. pence was basically trump's baby reindeer. [ laughter ] listen to this. "on december 25th when pence called the defendant to wish him a merry christmas, the defendant raised the certification and

told pence that he had discretion in his role as president of the senate. pence emphatically responded, 'you know i don't think i have the authority to change the outcome.'" could you imagine calling a guy to wish him a merry christmas, he's like, "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, i need you to commit some treason for me." [ laughter ] it's christmas treason! [ cheers and applause ] benedick arnold was relentless with mike pence, and pence tried everything to steer him right. he tried to convince him, just run again in four years. the filing says pence tried to encourage him as a friend. when news networks projected biden as winner of the election pence is like, "keep your head up." trump was like, "i'm going to put your head up -- in a noose." sure enough, he did. i feel like we as a country are not paying enough attention to the fact that the reason mike pence was not on the debate stage last night is because trump tried to hang him like a human pair of truck nutz. [ laughter and applause ]

more than 43 million americans tuned in to watch the matchup between tim walz and j.d. vance last night. unlike the last debate, there was no clear winner. j.d. vance managed to present himself as polite, polished, he even had some jokes. like when he said that trump "peacefully handed over power." [ laughter ] that was hilarious. he also had the audacity to say that trump saved obamacare, which is so brazenly false you might as well say trump was our first black president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but maybe the most upsetting sentence that popped out of vance's mouth was his idea to stop gun violence in schools. he said, "we have to make the doors lock better. we have to make the doors stronger. we've got to make the windows stronger." which is so infuriating. that's like boeing saying "we know our planes have been having some mechanical problems, but we have a solution. puffier life jackets." [ laughter ] a stronger door isn't going to stop a school shooting. it isn't even going to stop your wife from walking in on you humping the jennifer convertible catalog.

[ laughter ] but other than the many untruths, it was a civilized discussion, which was nice. after the debate, vance and walz had a nice little chat, which is how it should be. could you imagine donald trump doing that? could you imagine him having a friendly exchange with his opponent? these guys, they were really friendly. [ laughter ] they seemed to be getting along almost to the point where you felt like, maybe they should run together. that's how you reach across the aisle. [ laughter ] trump, of course, said vance "crushed it." he was said to be so pleased with vance's performance, he gifted him a $50 gift card to sephora to replenish his eyeliner supply. [ laughter ] vance overall got solid marks from his fellow republicans. >> he was spectacular on that stage. >> it was a master class. >> i think it was a master class. >> j.d. really did a good job. >> j.d. was so good last night. >> i thought j.d. did a great job. >> he was great.

>> j.d. did an excellent job. >> i don't think he could have done better. >> me looked beautiful tonight. he looked humble, he looked earnest. >> very confident, very polished. >> he was so confident and comfortable. >> smart, likeable, warm. >> that was a guy i would like to sit down and have a beer with. >> he clearly showed that he is the future of maga. >> i think that senator j.d. vance sort of smoothed the rough edges of president trump. >> it was one of the best debate performances in american history. >> vance was able to make trump's case better sometimes than even trump can. >> jimmy: oh-oh. [ laughter ] orange julius caesar is not going to like that at all. [ laughter ] what a mixed box of nuggets this is for trump. on one little hand, he has to love that his running mate did better than he did. but on the other, he hates that his running mate did better than he did. some believe this will be what convinces trump to debate again. but for now, not only is he refusing to go another round with kamala, he has decided to pull out of an interview with "60 minutes." i guess he learned his lesson with eric and don jr., and he's pulling out.

[ laughter ] [ rim shot ] part of the reason he's pulling out is because "60 minutes" told him they want to do live fact checking, which would make it harder for him to lie about everything all the time. you'd think these guys would be embarrassed to be against fact-checking. you know, if you include some facts in your sentences when you speak, there'll be nothing to check. it shouldn't even be called "fact-checking," it should be called "bull[ bleep ] patrol." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how are his voters okay with this? would you sleep with someone who repeatedly refuses to take an std test? [ laughter ] trump brought this up during an appearance in milwaukee. according to him, the real reason he suddenly decided to say no to "60 minutes" is because they owe him an apology. >> they came to me, would like me to do an interview. but first i want to get an apology, because the last time i did an interview with them, if you remember, they challenged me on the computer. they said the laptop from hell

was from russia. and i said it wasn't from russia, it was from hunter. and i never got an apology. so i'm sort of waiting. i'd love to do "60 minutes." i do everything. why you right now, right? [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: not without buying me a drink, you don't. [ laughter ] he won't do "60 minutes," but if there is a group of doofuses in flat-brimmed hats with a podcast where they call him "bro," he will be happy to plug your energy drink on that. it really seems like trump is running out of steam. he does not seem to be having fun at his rallies anymore. he was in waunakee, wisconsin, yesterday, a swing state he very much needs to win, and this is his pitch. >> you wouldn't trust joe or kamala to run a lemonade stand anywhere, would you? if you would -- if your child were running a stand, you know -- the way i used to run a lemonade stand, i'd say, "mom," outside of my house in queens, i'd run -- there weren't that many people walking in front of the stand, but i ran it.

but if i wasn't going to run it, i wouldn't let one of those two run it because they wouldn't have any idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does anyone believe he ran a lemonade stand? [ laughter ] i don't even believe he was a kid! i don't believe he was a child. i think we need the chalkboard to go through that again. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> jimmy: thank you. all right. trump said -- okay, thank you, guillermo. all right. trump said, "you wouldn't trust joe or kamala to run a lemonade stand anywhere, would you? if you were, if your child were run uning a stand -- you know, the way i used to run a lemonade stand -- i'd say, mom, outside of my house in queens, i'd run, uh -- there weren't that many people walking in front of the stand, but i ran it. but if i wasn't going to run it, i wouldn't let one of those two run it because they wouldn't

have any idea." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad we clearedthat up. could you imagine, i mean really, how many hours fox news would be screaming if kamala harris gave that little speech about a lemonade stand? can you imagine voting for someone who rambled about a lemonade stand? here's all you need to know. this is what the former head of the rnc, the republican national committee, a guy named michael steele. he ran the republican national committee. this is what he had to say about his party's leader last night. >> and so i'm going to say it now and for the next 35 days. y'all need to get off your ass and overwhelm the ballot box this november, because that's the only way you stop what is about to hit you upside your dumb head if you're not paying attention. sorry. i can say that. >> jimmy: well, no apology needed. [ applause ] we appreciate it. hey, i don't know if you saw this. "forbes" magazine yesterday

unveiled their list of the 400 richest people in america. do you think billionaires get excited the night before that list comes out? [ laughter ] they're about to see if they got a part in the school play? for the third year in a row, the despicable elon musk came in first with an estimated worth of $244 billion. jeff bezos and mark zuckerberg finished the year second and third. oprah, who only has $3 billion, was too poor to make the list. [ laughter ] but it's okay. just because you're super rich doesn't mean everything in your life is good. for instance, you could have $3.7 billion. you could be the 359th richest person in the world, but that doesn't change the fact that your name is -- eleanor butt crook and family. [ laughter ] the other family of crooks, led by donald trump, after failing to make the list in 2023, was on it this year in 319th place. donald trump has a net worth of $4.3 billion, but his philanthropy score -- they give each billionaire a philanthropy score -- 5 is the most generous when it comes to giving back,

and a 1 is donald trump. [ laughter ] that's right. he puts the felon in philanthropy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] in happier news, someone who is not a billionaire. good wishes are in order for president jimmy carter, who turned 100 years old yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy carter is the first president to live to 100, and though he was not very popular when he was in office, he did great things serving his fellow americans. and his fellow luminaries were not shy about sending him birthday love. >> mr. president, on behalf of the entire biden family and the american people, happy 100th birthday. >> happy birthday, and have a wonderful evening. >> to my fellow president, jimmy carter, happy 100th birthday. >> have a happy birthday, friend. >> be sharp, be smart, keep being you. much love from the king of the west coast.

love you, my dog. >> everyone has a birthday, and everyone has friends and family have birthdays. they're all very special. and i hear you love ham. ham. honey glazed ham. that's pretty good. >> vanilla ice here, what's happening, brother? happy birthday, man. >> have a great birthday party. [ audience moaning ] i'ma drink with you. i'ma be in new york, though. ♪ ham ham ham ham ham ham ♪ ham sands for "having a meat." isn't that good? >> jimmy: that's really good. [ cheers and applause ] he may have had some confusion in the edit bay. i apologize for the technical difficulties. we have a fun show for you tonight. gael garcia bernal and diego luna are here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from ben platt and brandy clark. and we'll be right back with jennifer aniston. so stick around!

>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight, they're talented actors and longtime friends. you can see them on the new show "la máquina." gael garcia bernal and diego luna are here. [ cheers and applause ] then later, this is his third studio album, called "honeymind." ben platt with brandy clark from the snapdragon stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we have a good show. saoirse ronan and adam brody will join us, with music from beabadoobee. and this just in, on monday, the vice president's pick for vice president, minnesota governor tim walz will be here. [ cheers and applause ] for his first late-night

television interview. that should be fun. our first guest is a legendary star of screens big and small, she is one of the most loved human beings in all the world. her new book for kids is called "clydeo takes a bite out of life." please welcome jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: look at how happy everyone is. >> i know. that's always so nice to come here. >> jimmy: all you have to do is walk in, and people are happy. that's pretty great. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, i'll see you later. >> jimmy: good to see you. jennifer aniston, everybody! i don't want to bring the mood down. >> no. >> jimmy: but -- kris kristofferson, who passed away on saturday --

>> i know. >> jimmy: who was a guy i never met, who i really would have liked to have met because he seemed like a great man -- is somebody that you worked with a couple of times, right? >> i did. i actually was lucky enough to direct my first short film, and he was -- surprisingly, when we asked him, he said yes. he and robin wright. and it was one of the most special experiences i've ever had. >> jimmy: what was that like? did you have him in mind for the part? >> yes. it was an older man who was losing his wife at the time, and robin -- it's a long story. you can find it online. and yeah, so he was just an older man saying good-bye to his wife on her last -- on her final days in the hospital. and he broke our hearts. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he was extraordinary. really. >> jimmy: and then you made a movie -- >> what a kind man. >> jimmy: you made a movie with him as well, right? >> yeah, then he played my dad. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, in "he's just not that into you." there you are together. oh, how sweet.

did you become friendly with him? >> well, we did. he came to my 40th birthday party. >> jimmy: oh. >> his wife and he flew in. yeah, he's a lovely man. huge loss. >> jimmy: i heard he was a big "friends" fan? >> yeah, that's actually right before -- yes, because when we reached out to make the call, he and his wife -- it's actually his wife had mentioned that they had just been binge watching "friends." they were somewhere shooting a -- what were they shooting? shooting some movie in some foreign land. >> jimmy: i love that idea. >> i was so excited to meet him. then he'd been sort of watching "friends." we both had this moment. it was adorable. >> jimmy: right now, you are shooting season four of "the morning show," right, currently? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] "parts of it are in l.a., the inside parts are in l.a., right? >> yes. >> jimmy: the outside parts are in new york?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: when you're on the street in new york, it's hard to manage, isn't it? >> it's pretty hectic. >> jimmy: it gets crazy. >> right. >> jimmy: it gets even weirder when -- there was something that happened in the context of show -- >> right. >> jimmy: -- that was presented as if it happened in real life? >> correct. >> jimmy: by the tabloids. >> which is -- apropos. >> jimmy: which is this. you got splashed. your character, i should say, got splashed. >> with oil. >> jimmy: by black paint. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then they put this in as kind of a click bait thing in one of these tabloids. it seemed like somebody did this to you? >> correct. i was getting endless texts. "are you okay?" "what happened to you?" "this is awful." but yeah, they just did not mention that it was -- >> jimmy: isn't that weird when people you know see something that you think, oh, they should know that's not true. >> that didn't happen yeah. >> jimmy: they're in the business or whatever. they know me, they know that they would know about this if it had happened. >> right.

>> jimmy: do you ever worry about that? for instance, this is a magazine that came out a couple of weeks ago. [ bleep ]. the truth about jen and barack. [ laughter and applause ] >> that's kind of -- that was -- [ laughter ] of all the calls you get from your publicist where you're just like, oh, no, what's it going to be? the memorandum sale saying some cheesy tabloid is going to make up a story. then it's that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was not mad at it. >> jimmy: is the publicist at all, "is there any truth to this?" [ laughter ] >> that is absolutely untrue. >> jimmy: i know it's not true, i just don't know if everybody -- >> it is untrue. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the truth about jen and barack, there is no truth. >> there is no truth. >> jimmy: you know barack obama? >> i've met him once. >> jimmy: met him once. >> i know may she more than him. >> jimmy: is there a truth about you and michelle? [ laughter ]

>> it's -- it's -- that is not true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, knowing that, i want to run through some other stories, and maybe you can tell me if they're true or false. >> oh, good. oh, we're going to dispel rumors. >> jimmy: a salmon sperm facial? [ laughter ] >> i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. >> but let me explain to you. it's not like, how do you get sperm out of a salmon? it was sort of unclear. >> jimmy: you dress as a lady salmon. [ laughter ] >> i just took the woman's word that that's what it was. and i was like, "sure." >> jimmy: yeah, well, i mean -- if it's not that -- is that supposed -- i mean -- >> i don't know -- supposed to be little, tiny -- like the micro needling that they do. >> jimmy: uh-huh, okay. >> then to push in the salmon sperm. don't i have beautiful salmon skin? >> jimmy: you installed a $4,000 anti-aging water filter in your home for your dogs? that is not true? >> that is not true.

is that somewhere? >> jimmy: you would if that existed? >> absolutely -- no. >> jimmy: no, okay. [ laughter ] you travel abroad with jars of olives? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have a zip-loc bag filled with your dead therapist's ashes? [ laughter ] >> you're so -- can i please -- >> jimmy: that was a little bit true, right? >> it's a little true. [ laughter ] i'm going to sound like i really need a therapist after this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like you need one one way or the other -- >> it's a -- >> jimmy: you have a black belt in jujitsu? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: you were once approached for an autograph while nude in a sauna? >> yes. a picture. >> jimmy: a picture? >> yeah. >> jimmy: selfie? >> no -- yeah, or whatever. then -- it didn't happen. >> jimmy: you said no? >> i absolutely said no. >> jimmy: okay, all right. at 11 years old, you had a piece of art hanging in the moment may, the museum of modern art?

>> yes, i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> i did. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> it was a good one. it was -- they had done -- they had a little -- this room, they did an exhibit of art that was done by the children out of this -- the waldorf school that i went to. >> jimmy: nice. finally, another childhood question. >> so interesting. >> jimmy: on christmas eve, your family would make you belly dance? >> any time, not just christmas eve. [ laughter ] you know. the greeks love -- any kind of a family dinner, that's -- yes, they would say, "let's get up and watch" -- it's like when you say to your child, "play piano for everyone, let's sing for everyone." i get such anxiety when my friends do that to their children. i have inner trauma from hatching to perform and belly dance in front of my greek aunts and uncles and grandmothers. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> i did it. >> jimmy: all right, now we're clear. >> are we clear on everything? >> jimmy: yeah, we'll have more

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how did you know surfing was your thing? how did you know that painting was your thing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's jennifer

aniston and her dogs. that's a risky move, putting four dogs on a white couch. >> yes. >> jimmy: is this book based on a true story? >> well, it's inspired by my rescue dog, clyde, who was the one yawning in that photo. >> jimmy: are the other dogs jealous of clyde? >> right now, they're a little jealous. i hope it's okay. he came with me. >> jimmy: he did? [ cheers ] >> i just felt, you know -- he's getting all this attention, and the book is already doing so well, which i'm so grateful for. because, you know. so -- hold on a second. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i'd love to ask him a few questions. what happened to guillermo? he's disappeared. oh. oh, there you go. [ cheers ] look at that. >> so -- do you want to say hi to jimmy? >> jimmy: hi, clyde. wow, he's even cuter than the

cartoon. >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: yeah. has he been on tv before? is this his first appearance? >> this is his first one. come on. up, up, up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: clyde, congratulations on the book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: clydeo, you have the foundation called the clydeo foundation. >> i started that in honor of this book, yes, because i care about helping animals and the dogs, shelter dogs, and our shelters are in need of a lot of help as well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. oh, are these just for him? >> those are -- don't they taste good? >> jimmy: they do kind of taste good. >> they taste like beef jerky. >> jimmy: with a hint of poison right at the end. [ laughter ] >> yeah, so -- this is also a book about, you know, passion, finding your passion, and for kids, you know, especially -- you know, today kids are so distracted by those little telephones. >> jimmy: my kids are going to love this. they are absolutely going to love this. i'll read it to them, i'll

report back to you. >> good. i'm very proud of it. >> jimmy: this is about clyde finding his purpose in life? >> finding his pump. it's actually his cousin, clydeo. clydeo goes out to -- well, you'll see. [ laughter ] because it's for all ages. >> jimmy: growing up in new york in the '80s seems like a recipe for trouble. were you a good child? >> yeah. i loved the '80s in new york. >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure. >> the fashion, not so much. >> jimmy: what were you into back then? >> the look, purple hair -- >> jimmy: what bands were you into? >> i was in love with duran duran. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i mean -- like, i was an official duranie, as they called them, and simon le bon was everything to me. i even camped outside one night of the hotel. i was actually when -- >> jimmy: you did? >> they were having -- they were appearing at a video store to sign copies of the latest album or whatever. so my girlfriend and i show up

at 5:00 in the morning. and with a rose. >> jimmy: oh. >> then we wait. the line's already around the block. and you wait there all day until about 4:00. and then they shut the gates. because it got really rowdy. so we didn't get to go in. so our droopy roses and we went back to my mom -- our house. they were appearing on "snl" that night. they say, "and guests of "saturday night live" are staying at this hotel," which they're not. >> jimmy: oh, they're not? shocking. >> we headed over there to, you know, meet them on their way home from doing their "snl" appearance. >> jimmy: and they weren't there? they never >> no. but that's what you get to do in the '80s as a 12-year-old. your mom will let you go out until god knows what hour of the morning and wait for duran duran to show up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you since had an opportunity to meet simon? >> yes, i got to interview him for "interview" magazine. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> which was pretty cool. and i got to tell him how he

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, we're back. music from ben platt and brandy clark is on the way. our next guests are "friends" too, real-life ones since they were children. now they are co-stars in a new series about boxing. "la máquina" premieres next wednesday on hulu. please welcome gael garcia bernal and diego luna. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: welcome. i'm excited to have you guys here together. because rarely do we have people on the show who have known each other since -- how long have you guys known each other? >> oh, like -- 15 years, no? since we were born. >> jimmy: since you were born. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your families were friends? >> no, i came a year later, you know? >> jimmy: okay. >> he came here to check it out. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> make it ready. he was waiting at the hospital. he wanted to receive me, everything. [ laughter ] >> he didn't let me. >> no, back in those days -- >> jimmy: they were very tight back then, they didn't let 1-year-olds deliver babies. [ laughter ] what's the earliest memory you have of being together? >> it's strange because it's a kind of constructed memory. >> definitely. >> our parents used to tell that we went to the hospital, you know, to receive diego, who was a very beautiful baby. [ laughter ]

and when we talk about this, like the memories start to fill in. i start to remember reaching out and -- with my finger, going into his mouth like this. [ laughter ] and the -- yeah, and magic happened. [ laughter ] >> magic happened, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: then you were -- you played together? were you competitive with each other as kids? >> always, always. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. always. we like basketball. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: who's better? >> what do you mean? obviously myself. [ laughter ] he decided to quit, you know? no, it was -- i have a tiny basketball -- kind of like court in my house, you know. but you remember those -- the tiny ones. >> jimmy: a nerf one? >> exactly. we took it very seriously. >> jimmy: oh, sure, yeah. >> we kept the scores for a year and everything. it was a real tournament happening, you know? >> jimmy: then was "y tu mama

tambien" the first movie you did together? >> yes. >> jimmy: how many years ago, 20 years ago? >> 25 almost. >> jimmy: have you gone back and looked at it and watched yourself as kids together? >> yes, yes, yes. i mean, i hide from it my kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> they're not old enough to watch it. but yeah. i have watched it. >> jimmy: "why are daddy and uncle in a threesome together?" [ laughter ] yeah, that would be confusing. >> seeing it back then -- >> jimmy: "it's not the first time dad has had his finger in your mouth." [ laughter ] boy, it's really crazy. you both grew up to become successful, famous actors. i mean, the odds of one person -- that happening too one person are pretty long. it happened to the two of you. it's really amazing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now you're doing a series -- >> that's true, and we stayed friends, you know. we're not acting here, pretending we like each other

just because it's good for our careers. >> jimmy: uh-huh, this is a real relationship that you have. >> it is real. >> jimmy: you wouldn't be working together if you weren't friends either? >> well -- [ laughter ] i mean, they pay when you work. >> jimmy: i know, but -- >> you don't actually pay. >> jimmy: no, no, very little. very little, yes. whose idea was it to do this boxing show together? >> it happened in the snow, the berlin film festival. we were walking, very hungover or drunk. >> drunk. >> kind of a mix, you know, in that moment, you're like, i don't know. so we were going out for a kebab. and we were -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a kebab? >> yeah, that's what you do in berlin. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> all the meats. i mean, you are -- we released the film. we had a premiere that night. it didn't go fantastically. >> jimmy: it didn't? >> weirdly, we ended up having kebabs in the snow. [ laughter ] it played well, but we were like, "let's do something else."

>> we talked about, yeah, "let's do something, boxing, let's do something, we always loved boxing." a few elements came about that night. so it was the boxing. it was obvious who was going to play the boxer, come on. [ laughter ] very obvious, yes, it was very obvious. >> jimmy: this is not the first time that you guys have been in a boxing-themed production. as young men, in fact, i believe there was a television show on which you boxed one another, correct? do you remember this? if not, i -- >> [ bleep ]. >> no. no! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: it looks like you may have been in a different weight class back then. >> that was incredible. oh, my god, jimmy. that's really -- we've never seen that, no? we're very surprised. >> i have to say something. >> jimmy: yes, go ahead.

>> that's not me. [ laughter ] it's a guy that looked like me. i already had people looking like me in the business going, "i should look like that guy." but that's not actually me. in fact, this guy, he's getting ready for his role. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you guys boxed each other when you were kids like that? is that something you would do for sport? >> for very little time, because it hurts. [ laughter ] that's why we are actors. yeah, we felt it for real once. it was like, "oh, no, let's call it a tie." >> jimmy: let's stick to the acting, yeah. >> exactly. >> jimmy: "machina" is "the machine"? >> yes. >> jimmy: that is the box ever's name? >> the boxer's nickname. diego plays my manager in the show. and those things were agreed right there. but one thing, i think when i got diego's attention, when i was pitching him this frustration, let's do something boxing, it was when i told him

maybe it would be good to have some prosthetics, maybe something, maybe a big butt. [ laughter ] and that's when he was interested in boxing. [ laughter ] >> i play a manager that is not really happy with the way he looks and decides to start doing little things here and there, you know? till he gets a gigantic ass. [ laughter ] i mean, i have to say -- >> it's the pitch, the pitch of the show. >> that's the moment where we got the attention of the people. people with money were like, "okay, let's talk about the project." >> jimmy: you're like, "in it, i will have a gigantic ass." >> you know what, it feels great. feels great. i wore it for six months of production. it was fantastic. >> jimmy: really? what's it made out of, your gigantic ass? >> it's like a strong pillow. very good. it's nice to touch. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> it's comfortable. >> jimmy: do you poke it at all? >> yeah, i run into it a little bit, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well -- well, it's --

>> you what? >> acting, oh, come on, we have to talk about these things here. finally, finally. >> jimmy: for those who are interested in seeing a television show about boxing and gigantic ass, it's called "la machina." it appears a week from today on hulu. gael garcia bernal and diego, luna. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. be right back with ben platt and brandy clark! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by snapdragon. at the heart of the devices you love.

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to the highest bidder. mark farrell has all the wrong experience for the change we need. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to jennifer aniston, gael garcia bernal and diego luna. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album "honeymind" is out now. here with the song "treehouse," ben platt and brandy clark! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ love is a treehouse kind of a gamble to get in that you-and-me house ♪ ♪ little bit closer to heaven ♪ ♪ you've never seen clouds right outside of your window ♪ ♪ love is a treehouse one of a kind that you have to ♪ ♪ see to believe house all of the climbing is past you and you can breathe ♪ ♪ now somewhere only we go the roots may be strong and the branches are sturdy ♪ ♪ it don't make a difference you're still at the mercy of the wind and rain ♪ ♪ but isn't the danger the reason we do it we know we could fall but we're holding on to it ♪

♪ that's the risk we take 'cause hearts don't bend they break ♪ ♪ love is a treehouse don't take money to build it ♪ ♪ move in for free house might be small but it's filled with ♪ ♪ all that you need now we'll watch the world keep changing ♪ ♪ just like the leaves now from our treehouse ♪ ♪ the roots may be strong and the branches are sturdy it don't make a difference ♪ ♪ we're still at the mercy of the wind and rain but isn't the danger the reason we do it ♪ ♪ we know we could fall

but we're holding on to it that's the risk we take ♪ ♪ 'cause hearts don't bend they break ♪ ♪ hmm mmm mmmm ♪ ♪ i'd rather take the chance of crashing than be standing safe on the ground ♪ ♪ just staring up and wishing i was feeling all i'm feeling right now ♪ ♪ the roots may be strong and the branches are sturdy it don't make a difference ♪ ♪ we're still at the mercy of the wind and rain but isn't the danger the reason we do it ♪ ♪ we know we could fall but we're holding on to it that's the risk we take ♪ ♪ 'cause hearts don't bend

they break ♪ ♪ love is a treehouse kind of a gamble to get in that you-and-me house little closer to heaven ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, animal attacks. families out for a day of fun. some ending. the day in the hospital. >> the elephant grabbed me and kind of swung me and rushed me to the ground. >> the shocking number of people who say they were injured, also so-called roadside