all of us here. we appreciate your time. jimmy kimmel is up ne >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- saoirse ronan. adam brody. and music from beabadoobee.

]with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. welcome to l.a., hollywood, the golden state of california, which is the fifth-largest economy in the world. did you know that? bigger than all of india, this state. just behind japan. we have the fifth-biggest economy, the fifth-highest gdp. and things are about to get even higher -- thanks to a new bill signed into law this week by our governor that will allow marijuana dispensaries to serve food and non-alcoholic drinks. [ laughter ] which means we will soon have dozens of “cannabis cafes” just

like they have in amsterdam. [ cheers and applause ] you know, now that i think -- guillermo, this seems like a good time to say good-bye to you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: good-bye, jimmy. >> jimmy: i really have enjoyed our time together. >> guillermo: me too, jimmy, i'm going to miss you. >> jimmy: putting a kitchen in a cannabis dispensary sounds like a good way to set off your smoke alarm every two minutes. [ laughter ] the law doesn't go into effect until next year, and until then there are still lots of places you can go to eat and get high. pizza hut. taco bell. jack in the box. arby's. wendy's. in-n-out. popeye's. and so on. and we may need those havens bigly. because the election is only 32 days away. we have two major candidates for president. one wants to take away your healthcare, already took away reproductive rights, was found guilty of 34 felonies, with more to come, was impeached twice, and openly tried to overturn the election.

the other candidate -- isn't the first candidate. [ laughter ] and that's kind of all you need to know. [ cheers and applause ] how is this election close? all caps-tain america hit truth social hard last night. [ laughter ] trump is highly upset about the 165 pages of incriminating evidence the judge released yesterday. he details every step -- she detailed every step of the attempt to overthrow the election, because it's so close to the election. “for 60 days prior to an election, the department of injustice is supposed to do absolutely nothing that would taint or interfere with said election. they disobeyed their own rule in favor of complete and total election interference. i did nothing wrong, they did! the case is a scam!” trump is what -- 78 years old? you think he knows that he can double tap the shift button on his phone -- [ laughter ] for all caps, or is he pressing

it between each letter? i bet it's number two. i really do. and this is an interesting twist, trump says it wasn't him who tried to overturn the election -- even though they have him on tape doing just that. it was them! >> they rigged the election. i didn't rig the election. they rigged the election. what they do is, they rig the election, then they go around getting people and persecuting people and prosecuting people that did nothing wrong. they rigged the election. >> jimmy: the old "he who smelt it dealt it" defense. >> voters get it. every single channel is calling it election interference. ready? they rigged the election. the election was rigged. i didn't rig it, they did. >> jimmy: he's actually right about some of that, he didn't rig the election. he tried to rig the election -- [ laughter ] and failed to rig the election. he's a rignoramus is what [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today trump was in michigan raving and ranting about the media and immigrants and windmills again.

he hates windmills. he complained, in front of a bunch of teamsters about how much he hates paying overtime. he went on about crowd size and how biden is to blame for his crowds not being big. and then his teleprompter went out. >> the teleprompter just went out. just went out. i'm standing here, and i do most of it without the -- isn't it nice to have somebody who doesn't need to have a tele -- you know, it's very dangerous. you got to be careful. teleprompters will often go out. if you're a certain type of person like joe biden, what would he do without the teleprompter? he's no good when the teleprompter is on. what would you do, oh, the teleprompter just went out. you know what i say? usually i don't talk about it, just keep going, just keep going. so ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for being here. it's wonderful. i love you very much. go out and vote.

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: do we have any birthdays in the audience tonight? if you watch any of his speeches from the last election, from 2020, you'll see he's slower. he slurs his words. he repeats the same stories over and over again. you know, he has repeatedly promised to release his medical records, and of course, he has not. and what makes that so interesting is republicans were very worked up about joe biden and how old he was, and his energy level, and his ability to lead. but even though trump is only three years younger than gene joe biden, they don't seem too worried about that anymore. >> biden can't walk. he can barely speak. >> we just set off another -- shifting production to thigh-land. >> they're too old. >> we like to listen to am radio. >> he's old, really old.

>> now they have tivo. >> president biden so is divorced from reality. >> chuck schumer has become a palestinian. >> has joe biden really lost touch with all reality? >> i'm a better-looking person than kamala. >> the rnc has declined. >> oh -- >> there comes a time when you take the keys away from grandpa. >> they're eating the dogs. >> the decline is degenerative, it gets worse, not better. >> they're eating the cats. >> we could give you example -- >> rrr! >> example -- >> ding ding ding ding ding! >> example -- >> maga maga maga! >> the man is nonfunctional. >> arggh! >> i'm joe biden, and they made me withdraw? that's a bunch of banana oil. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. that is a bunch of banana oil. but the maga-faithful, god bless them. they're still showing up, they're still buying hats! the news team from rsbn -- the right side broadcasting network -- was on the ground in saginaw.

and if you're wondering what these trump rallies are really like, this should tell you all you need to know. >> just want to show the viewers at home some of the fabulous memorabilia that you can purchase out here. now, this trump dug, tell me about this trump duck and what you like about it. >> um -- >> it's got the ear? >> it does. it's got the ear on it. this one's going to stay in my vehicle. and thun, um, probably in the house or the vehicle. both. >> i love it. you never see a kamala duck, do you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. you never do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] only donald is a duck. i mean, really -- why even bother with an election? just count up who has more chinese-made ducks. >> he kind of just speaks freely on everything, he doesn't shy away from anything. >> that's how jesus was. jesus was flipping tables over

when he saw that things were wrong. >> being straight up, he didn't care. >> he was transparent. and i love that about trump as well. >> jimmy: yeah, quite a connection. [ laughter ] fr trump and jesus. very, very similar guys. where do you think he got the idea to sell hundred thousand dollar watches and bitcoin? from jesus! [ laughter ] meanwhile -- melania hasn't appeared at one of her husband's rallies in months, but she did come out of her shoe closet today to promote her book. [ laughter ] and to reveal that, unlike her husband -- she is pro-choice. >> individual freedom is a fundamental principle that i safeguard. without a doubt, there is no room for compromise when it comes to this essential right, that all women possess from birth, individual freedom. what does my body, my choice really mean? >> jimmy: yeah, you know what? great question. maybe ask the fat, sweaty manatee banging on your bedroom

door with his little pink fists? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he seems to have a lot of thoughts on the subject. melania's views on abortion are actually very progressive. she believes women should even be able to abort their stepchildren. [ laughter and applause ] melania claims this is not a new position for her. she wrote, "i have carried this belief with me throughout my entire adult life.” [ laughter ] i guess if you're melania and you want to contradict your husband, the safest place to do it is in a book. where neither he, nor any of his supporters, will ever see it. [ laughter ] this is quite a team he has around him. trump's new sycophant rfk jr. -- i think we're starting to understand why they get along so well. first, we find out he was trading sexts with a reporter from "new york" magazine. and now, “mediaite” is reporting that over the past year rfk had affairs with at least three women who worked for the crazy anti-vax, 5g gives you

cancer charity he founded. wow, this guy is very popular with the ladies. say what you like. i mean listen, i get it. he's a dreamboat. between the roadkill collecting and the brain parasite and the crusade to make polio great again -- [ laughter ] coupled with that sputtering, wobbly voice that sounds like a dirt bike struggling to make it uphill. [ laughter ] how could any woman resist? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] have you heard about the strike, the port strike? thousands of longshoreman and dockworkers fighting for better pay and protections from automation, went on strike tuesday. which means the delivery of products around the country could slow down dramatically. and can you guess which product americans are the most worried about? toilet paper. [ laughter ] that's right. they're panic-buying toilet paper in case there's a shortage, like we had during covid. some walmarts and targets are already sold out, even though experts say the supply of toilet paper would not be affected by

the port strike at all because most of it is made here in the united states. but we love to hoard toilet paper. [ laughter ] if there's one lesson the pandemic taught us, it's that anything can be toilet paper if you use your imagination. [ laughter ] hello, gift wrap! [ applause ] today though, fortunately, they made a tenttive agreement to get back to work tomorrow. but this is interesting. harold dagett, the union boss in charge is a big don trump fan! here he is gently fondling trump's hand in trump's office, which if you zoom in behind trump -- [ laughter ] you see he's got a photo of himself hanging out with fellow human rights aficionado, kim jong-un. [ laughter ] i would have thought that would be on the table next to his bed. [ laughter ] some were speculating that crippling the economy, as dagget threatened to do a month before the election, would have been a win for trump. but you'd have to be a real cynic to believe something like that. i mean, as much as trump wants to win this election, he cares so much more about the country.

he loves this country and would never have a bad word to say about it in a million years! ♪ >> america is horrible, dirty, filthy, dirty. we are actually becoming a third world country. can't buy a car. you walk down the street, you get mugged or you get shot. the price of bacon has gone up five times. you can't order bacon. the grocery stores are running out of food. it's worse than honduras. america, america, america has become a dirty, crime-ridden death trap. we're a failed nation. the medians of our highways are crumbling. the garbage is piled up and disgusting. crackers. crackers are up 40%. people are living in hell. the american dream is dead.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a hate-triot. thank you for those inspiring words, mr. president. and one more thing before we move on. it is thursday night. that means it's time to bleep and blur the biggest tv moments of the week. it's time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> alaska's popular fat bear week contest has been delayed by a day after one of the contestants [ bleep ] another to death -- okay, wow. didn't see that coming there, all right. >> the world saw it on that debate stage a few weeks ago, a nearly 80-year-old donald trump talking about [ bleep ] sizes is not what we need in this moment. >> the economy was [ bleep ]. >> i can sense you're [ bleep ]ing me. i think it's important to say what's actually going on. >> this debate in new york city is going to be a little bit different. the cbs news team says both candidates are going to have to [ bleep ] each other. >> here's the thing. we like hard [ bleep ]. hard [ bleep ] is good blep. hard [ bleep ] is good blep.

>> we used to have bipartisan retreats where republicans and democrats [ bleep ] each other's [ bleep ]s. some of my closest democratic friends came because of my wife. >> i'm so sorry, [ bleep ] i have tea here, it's not working. >> governor mark robinson says he burned his [ bleep ] on a big [ bleep ] he was riding friday. >> i have no idea what it's like to play from this heat. can you give us an idea? >> i [ bleep ]ed my pants at halftime. >> someone like me, i love multiple [ bleep ]s. just because i love [ bleep ]. >> god bless you all. i'll be back. i'll see you soon. thank you. get out and vote. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight, adam brody is here. we have music from beabadoobee, and we'll be right back with saoirse ronan. so stick around!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, a talented actor you know from “the o.c.” he has a new show called “nobody wants this” - adam brody is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, all the way from london. this is her rick rubin-produced album titled, "this is how tomorrow moves." beabadoobee from the snapdragon outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week -- we have quite a lineup of guests next week. harrison ford, quinta brunson, billy crystal, henry winkler, judd apatow, jessica williams, chef evan funke and governor tim walz will join us. [ cheers and applause ] with music from carly pierce, suki waterhouse and the offspring. so please join us for that. our first guest is a four-time

oscar nominee who was born in america, raised in ireland, and now finds herself in scotland for a new movie “the outrun.” it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome saoirse ronan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i want -- i wanted to sort of, like, fall down into the chair so that my dress would -- >> jimmy: it does have a look like if you were to fall out of a plane, you'd be fine. [ laughter ] >> i'd be fine. it's safe, it's stylish. >> jimmy: that's right, it have a barouk ka salt feel to it. >> it's nice to see you again. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you'd, i think, just been

nominated for an oscar for "ladybird." [ cheers and applause ] four oscar nominations now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: four nominations. that's, you know -- in a way, four nominations, like wow, i've got four oscar nominations. it's also, like, how many times am i going to get nominated before i win? [ laughter ] >> yeah, four times the loser is what my -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were at the emmys with your husband, who was nominated. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he did not win either? >> no. we're a house of losers. >> jimmy: yeah. you have an ety shelf at your home. >> yeah, i think i've gotten so used to losing -- i don't win anything. i've gotten so used to losing that i said to him, "okay, your category is second one up, so when you lose --" [ laughter ] "we'll go to the bar." because inevitably that's what's going to happen. we'll go to the bar, get our popcorn, have a great night, and it won't matter that we both lost. >> jimmy: did he take exception

to your presumption that he'd lose? >> he knew he was going to lose. [ laughter ] we have very low expectations for ourselves. >> jimmy: that's the way to go into it. did he write a beech beforehand? >> no, but he's very good at -- it seems like he's thinking on his feet. and i'm always so impressed at how he does that. he's made these incredible speeches to people before and i'm like, "how did you come up with that?" he tells me afterwards, "i had been rehearsing that in my head for four days straight." >> jimmy: oh, all right, well. >> he says he hadn't planned anything for that. i think we were just happy to get some popcorn. you know at those award shows, you never get fed. >> jimmy: no, you don't, unless i'm there. then i make sure everybody gets a little snack box. [ laughter ] yeah you get nothing and you get hungry. >> did you give out snacks the last time you did the oscars? >> jimmy: yes, i did. >> good. >> jimmy: i guess it was forgotten. [ laughter ] >> i can't remember, i was so depressed because i lost again. >> jimmy: there are rumors you'll be in greta gerwig's reboot or i don't know what you would call it "chronicles of

narnia," her reimagining of "chronicles of far sia." is there truth to that? >> there's not -- this isn't known truth to it. she hasn't asked me yet. [ laughter ] she's writing it. we have a kind of relationship where i just sort of go to her and i say, "so i'll be in this, just so you know." [ laughter ] and she takes some time to think about it and goes, "okay." she honestly hasn't asked me about "narnia." i think she's so kind of wrapped up in writing it right now. >> jimmy: i see. >> but i was supposed to be in "barbie." >> jimmy: were you going to play a barbie in "barbie"? >> i was going to be a weird barbie. obviously. >> jimmy: all weird -- because kate mckinnon was weird barbie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there were going to be two weird barbies? >> yeah, it was going to be me and kate being weird for 20 minutes. >> jimmy: and what happened? >> i was doing "the outrun." >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] do you, like -- >> i am -- i am -- i'm still

devastated. >> jimmy: you are, yeah. >> timothy didn't get to be in it. we were both asked, i think. we were busy elsewhere. >> jimmy: who was he going to be in "barbie"? >> i don't know. weird ken? he'd be a weird ken. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. do you have roles like that where you go, oh, man, i wish i'd either -- you know, i'd gotten that part or i'd had time to do that part, that you kind of go over and over again? >> yeah, i mean, there's things that, you know, you'll pass on, then they come out and you think, oh, god, that was a misstep on my part. i think the one that stayed with me over the years was -- i didn't, like, say no to it. i just didn't get the part. i lost again. [ laughter ] a running theme for me. but i had gone up for luna lovegod in "harry potter" years ago. it was the irish character.

they got everyone irish in. half of ireland come and auditioned. [ laughter ] and i was -- and i knew i wasn't going to get it because i was too young. i got to read out a saying that was going to be in "harry potter" and was the coolest thing ever. >> jimmy: i'm in the middle of "harry potter" with my kids. we read the book, then we watch the movie from the book, then ride the next book. which takes, you know, like a month. [ laughter ] >> do you star -- are you just doing them in one go, or did you start at halloween last year or something? we always watch the movies at halloween, and it brings us right up to christmas. >> jimmy: no, we didn't. we just started prehalloween. i didn't even -- i didn't even know that was the rule. [ laughter ] >> that's a thing. that's a rule. >> jimmy: oh, it is? >> do you actually read to the kids or do you do the audiobook? >> jimmy: no, i read, yeah. oh, wait a minute. there's an audiobook? [ laughter ] >> yes. how far in are you? because you've got jim dale who does it over here. but stephen fry does it -- yeah, jim dale.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> we have stephen fry. >> jimmy: you guys don't know who jim dale is. [ laughter ] >> i'm really impressed people know who jim dale is. >> jimmy: they also pretended they're from minnesota, so we've had some problems with this audience. [ laughter ] so you're saying the kids would prefer jim dale to jim kimmel reading them book? [ laughter ] >> listen, i don't know your kids. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. >> i know i love jim dale, she loves jim dale. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. >> just -- just ask your kids. put it to your kids. >> you're so full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> she knows, she knows. >> jimmy: all right, you know what, i'll consider it. we'll try it. >> put it to them. >> jimmy: it could save my voice. but it seems i should ride it to them. i think you have to do that as a kid. the movie is "outrun." it opens in theaters tomorrow. saoirse ronan is here. she's not leaving, she'll stay.

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[ bleep ]. >> please don't. >> don't what, don't what? >> this. >> i'm sober, do they know that? because they seem to know everything else, don't they? you've clearly told them everything that's going on. >> i'm sorry. are you coming back inside? >> yeah, in a minute. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is syria ronan in "the outrun" which opens in theaters tomorrow. you're great in this one. this could be another one, you

could be 0 for 5 after this. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i could lose another oscar for this, here's hoping. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's based on a true story, a memoir. explain a little bit about this woman and what she went through. >> yeah, so the memoir was written by amy littrot, whose life we follow. she's from a place called orkney, which is a set of islands off the north coast of scotland. it's incredibly remote. we follow her as she goes down to london and sort of builds her life there, finds beautiful relationships and friendships and slowly her relationship with alcohol becomes more and more unhealthy and dependent. and she loses it all. and actually, the film really begins when she goes into rehab and starts her recovery and unwillingly moves back to the orkney islands. it's about her trying to find her sense of self again in another way. >> jimmy: how many people live on the orkney islands?

or at least where you were? >> well, so we were on orkney mainland, which is a few thousand. i can't remember how many thousand. maybe ten. might be more. but then pappe, which is the really remote island she goes to, which is where amy actually wrote her book, there's like 90. >> jimmy: 90 people? >> yeah. there's 90 people. >> jimmy: you shot there? >> we shot there for about 3 1/2 weeks. >> jimmy: where does everyone live on an island with 90 people? >> you know, in their house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, the crew. >> right. no, just in their homes. like normal people. no, but -- because it's so small, they have just their homes, and they have a hostel, and we all had to live with the locals. >> jimmy: you did? >> i lived with paul and mary on pappe, and they'd cook for me every sunday. >> jimmy: for how long did you live with these people? >> for like a month. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it must be weirder for them to have you living there.

>> it was weird. but -- and you know, i think initially, they were -- they were hesitant about their home being exposed so much. because a lot of them have gone there to escape the sort of chaos of the big world, you know. it's incredibly isolated. and serena a lot of ways. so for a film crew to come in and go, "we're going to make a movie about your home," they weren't necessarily on board with that initially. but, you know, we spoke to them a lot. and the director, who was so incredible with them, made sure they were so a part of every single stage of the journey. and we just couldn't have made the movie without them. they were just incredible. >> jimmy: you deliver -- when i say deliver, i mean you basically pull a baby lamb out of a mother lamb. >> it sounds worse when you say that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it looks very real. >> a mother lamb. >> jimmy: was that real? >> don't do that with your hands when you talk about it.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's what you did, right? it was like when you go to disneyland, you get one of those big turkey legs. [ laughter ] >> one of those magician scarves coming out. it's not as easy to get a lamb out of a mother lamb, as you say, as that. yeah, i delivered seven lambs. and you see it. you see me literally pull a lamb out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> at the beginning of the film. and the really crazy thing about it, it was absolutely terrifying. i'd never done anything like that before. and all of the sort of prep that i'd had was just a few farmers going, "yeah, you just do this, you get in, you pull it, can you hand me that there, yeah, you pull it out, you swing it around." and i was like, "right, okay." trying to make mental notes of everything that i had to do so that i didn't kill all these lambs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. >> when you pull them out, and you see it in the movie, it's sort of lifeless almost. and your job is to revive it. so i had to, you know, stick hay up its little snoes nose to get it to sneeze all the mucous. >> jimmy: it's a rough thing.

it's rough, it's not gentle. >> it's violent. you need to be pretty violent with them. you're rubbing on the side of them to get -- to literally bring them to life. but then within a minute, they're like, "okay, thanks," and they just waddle off. [ laughter ] and it made me think how useless we are as humans. [ laughter ] that we spend what, two years, maybe, before we can even get up on our feet. >> jimmy: for some of us, it goes into our 40s. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so they're pretty impressive, those lambs. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. the movie is called "the outrun." it opens in theaters tomorrow. saoirse ronan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, saoirse. we'll be back with adam brody!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from “beabadoobee” is on the way. our next guest has the number one series on netflix -- and there are a lot of series on netflix. he co-stars alongside kristen bell in the new show "nobody wants this." please say hello to adam brody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: i found this hard to believe, but the last time you were here was in 2007. which -- george bush was president. >> that's what i heard, the bush administration. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> that's wild. i don't -- when you think about it in terms of presidential administrations, it's crazy. it is. >> jimmy: it is crazy. >> you've been here? >> jimmy: i've been here, i've been waiting, yeah, yeah. congratulations, by the way. your show has become like a phenomenon in, i don't know, four days or something. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that crazy how that happens? >> it's wild. i don't know if it's the age of netflix and the internet or what. but it's been very -- it's been a week. >> jimmy: it seems like people were like dying for you to see you again or something. [ cheers ] maybe a generation that grew up with "the o.c." were terroristing for you, if you will.

>> perhaps. [ laughter ] hopefully. but i also think maybe tonally. we're at such a tense time. >> jimmy: who, me and you? [ laughter ] >> you and i. and all of us here. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> no, it's -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think just something that's very positive and -- >> jimmy: funny. >> celebrates love, funny, is a warm feeling. i think maybe people are responding to that. and me, and me. >> jimmy: you and kristen have chemistry together. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: people are very sexually fired up about you. [ laughter ] you know, "fleabag" gave us the hot priest. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now you are the hot rabbi. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love that. i don't want some of the other facets of his personality to go -- to not be discovered. he's also a hot son. >> jimmy: true. >> he's a hot brother. he's so many other hot things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a hot human being. >>

>> jimmy: there's a lot of heat coming off this guy. i would assume you're aware of this sort of thing. adam brody's riz in this off the charts. it's like seth cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was this is what i'ming like fine wine really looks like. one day you're 14, dreaming about adam brody's fictional character, next thing you know, you're 34, dreaming about adam brody's fictional character. [ cheers and applause ] your wife, layton, you guys are friends with kristen bell, your costar, and dax, her husband, dax shepherd. her husband. you guys knew each uh-huh. >> jimmy: kristen actually advocated for you to be the rabbi? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and you then kissed y kristen, which i wonder, that is a strange thing for you, for

her, for dax, for layton, for the group? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> i think because we know each other it's less strange. >> jimmy: less? >> strange as that might sound. >> jimmy: oh. >> i think there's some trust there, there's some familiarity. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you find that you are now hanging around with them as couples more or less than you did before? [ laughter ] >> that is a good question. that the litmus test. not really. you know, they live on the east side, i live on the west, that's fine. but dax is always like bemoaning, "i wish you lived on the east side, we could hang out more." don't you have 300 cars? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does. you're saying transportation -- >> yeah, driving should be fun. >> jimmy: have you suggested? i know dax has a bus. like an rv-type bus. maybe he parks it on your lawn for a little while? you guys really get to know each other. >> fine by me. >> jimmy: you -- but boy, that kiss.

i have to say, it's getting more attention than michael and in "the godfather." >> what did they do? >> jimmy: you don't remember? >> he kills him? >> jimmy: wow, you didn't know that? you are young, aren't you? [ laughter ] >> it's just a funny analogy. or a comparison. but okay. >> jimmy: well, if you think of the famous kisses, i mean what do we have? we have britney spears and madonna, mtv. >> "casablanca." >> jimmy: sure, now you're going with "the godfather." you've got "the lady and the tramp." >> wait. did they kiss before he kills him? in "the godfather." >> jimmy: they don't kiss -- >> kiss on the head? >> jimmy: it's not a sweet kiss. it's a good-bye, the mafia is about to kill you. >> i didn't get it because i didn't remember they kissed.

i'm like, it's interesting, he kills him, you compare to it this, but he kissed him first. it all makes sense to me. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: you're in the pantheon with those kisses. magic johnson and isaiah thomas kissed each other. >> love that kiss. >> jimmy: that was a good one. >> that was a great kiss. >> jimmy: that's it, i think. [ laughter ] >> and then me and kristen. >> jimmy: has netflix -- did they send you a basket or anything saying congratulations on being number one? >> yeah, they sent a pre-it was before it came out, maybe the day off. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> nice, huge piece of chocolate with a hammer to break it up. you know, my kids -- >> jimmy: a hammer? >> yeah, it's that big. >> jimmy: wow. >> and that's -- i think more than even eating it, the fun thing is tapping it. >> jimmy: have they started talking about a next -- do they automatically go, yeah, okay, this is a big hit, we're going to start working on another season? or do they wait, try to play it cool a little bit? >> i think they play it cool. hushed tones, maybe. you know.

we'll see. >> jimmy: we'll see. that is a we'll see, like i can't say we'll see? or that's an actual we'll see? >> i don't officially know anything, truly. in my heart of hearts, i feel i know something. >> jimmy: have you considered calling them, "you guys know i have a hammer, right?" [ laughter ] >> maybe they're watching. >> jimmy: do you feel any kind of, like, responsibility? as far as playing a rabbi goes? that you have to behave yourself or something? >> i don't know about behave myself, but i definitely had to bone up on my studies. i am jewish. i was bar mitzvahed, but late. i didn't know my torah portion. >> jimmy: how late? >> six months. it wasn't billy madison or anything. [ laughter ] but late. and even today, literally, literally this morning, i was driving my daughter to school. and i was kind of feeling it. and i was like, "today is rosh hashanah, which is the jewish new year, in case you're interested." she's 9. she's like, "dad, rosh hashanah

started at sundown last night." [ laughter ] "you're 100% jewish, you should really --" >> jimmy: "by the way, i'm the hot rabbi, don't question my understanding." it's great to see you, and congratulation on this the show. it's called "nobody wants this." it is on netflix now. adam brody, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with beabadoobee. >> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.

>> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live” concert series is presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to saoirse ronan and adam brody. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. “nightline” is next, but first, this is her album, "this is how tomorrow moves.” here with the song "beaches," beabadoobee! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ spinning out on what to say or what to do ♪ ♪ finding reasons for my constant change in mood ♪ ♪ said i'll see it to believe it but who knows the actual truth ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm sure now i'm sure ♪ ♪ 'cause days blend to one when i'm on the right beaches ♪ ♪ the walls painted white they tell me all the secrets ♪ don't wait for the tide just to dip both your feet in ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm sure now i'm sure ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ find it hard to say i know that i'm alright ♪ ♪ took a while for me to finally realize that when i see it ♪ ♪ i'll believe it giving me a peace of mind i'm sure now i'm sur? ♪ ♪ 'cause days blend to one when i'm on the right beaches ♪ ♪ the walls painted white they tell me all the secrets ♪ ♪ don't wait for the tide just to dip both your feet in ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm sure now i'm sure ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ 'cause some days i'm afraid to fall down ♪ ♪ but i understand the coming outcome pick it up if i allow it ♪ ♪ can't help it can't help ♪ ♪ 'cause days blend to one when i'm on the right beaches ♪ ♪ the walls painted white they tell me all the secrets ♪ ♪ don't wait for the tide just to dip both your feet in ♪

♪ 'cause i'm sure now i'm sure ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the potentially game changing new evidence b