>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- halle berry. mike tyson. and music from old dominion. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome, welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us after a rare and magical monday night of football here on our network, abc. where the lord god intended it to be on monday nights. remember when monday night football was only on abc? now it's everywhere. like chick-fil-a. [ laughter ] you can get it anywhere you want. welcome to those who were too lazy to turn off the tv after the 1-1 washington commanders took on the 0-2 cincinnati bengals. we get the best matchups! [ laughter ] while most of america was going church and watching football

over the weekend, donald trump was very busy truthing. here's a sampling of the subjects he covered this weekend. oprah, who he's mad at because she hosted an event for kamala harris. "a long time ago, oprah winfrey asked me to do her last network television show. the final week of her show was a big deal, and it was my honor, with my family, to do it." that is untrue. [ laughter ] he was not on her final show or her final week. he was on three and a half months before her final show. he followed that up with -- "i saved flavored vaping in 2019." [ laughter ] "and it greatly helped people get off smoking. i raised the age to 21, keeping it away from the 'kids.' kamala and joe want everything banned, killing small businesses all over the country. i'll save vaping again!" [ laughter ] that's not true either. [ applause ] but he says it with such conviction. he's a convicted vapist. [ laughter ] and of course, we learned later he had a financial reason for

this sudden interest in pina colada-flavored cigarettes. "trump vows to save vaping after private meeting with vaping lobbyist." on friday, darth vaper was up until almost midnight -- [ laughter ] banging his baby carrot nubs into his phone to produce this "women are poorer than they were four years ago, are less healthy than they were four years ago, are less safe on the streets than they were four years ago, are more depressed and unhappy than they were four years ago, and less optimistic and confident in the future than they were four years ago! i will fix all of that, and fast, and at long last this national nightmare will be over." [ laughter ] this reads like a suicide pact. [ laughter ] and then he switches into hypnotist mode. "you will no longer be thinking about abortion!" [ laughter ] "i will protect women at a level never seen before. they will finally be healthy, hopeful, safe, and secure. their lives will be happy, beautiful, and great again!" "and if you don't believe it,

ask my wife melania, who every night, prays i drive my golf cart into a lagoon!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is -- i mean, what a thing. what a position to take. if there's anyone who knows how to make women feel happy and hopeful, it's this gentleman right here. [ laughter ] you know, you can't spell "leave me alone" without l-o-v-e. [ laughter ] he's also been yelling at jewish voters, saying if he loses the election, they will be to blame. which is good. finally, someone is blaming the jewish people for things. [ laughter ] he is -- he's dumb, he's ignorant and arrogant. he's ignorarrogant. he's an ignorangutan! [ laughter ] jewish voters don't need donald trump to guilt them for the decisions they make. that's what jewish mothers are for. okay? [ laughter ] but with all these crazy thoughts bouncing around in his head, all caps kangaroo still made time to share something incredible. >> hello, everyone. i have something incredible to share today. >> jimmy: wow, what could it be? [ laughter ]

that health care plan you've been promising for eight years? you're finally going to release your tax returns? you tested positive for syphilis? [ laughter ] >> we are announcing the launch of trump coins, a true symbol of american greatness. >> jimmy: wait, what was that? >> we're announcing the launch of trump coins, a true symbol of american greatness. >> jimmy: even he doesn't sound sure. [ laughter ] a true symbol of american greatness. the trump coin, it should be noted, costs $100, but only contains $31 worth of silver. [ laughter ] and what captures the essence of donald trump more than charging the fans who love him most three times more than a coin is worth? a hundred dollars for a chuck e. cheese token with his head on it. [ laughter ] >> each coin comes with a certificate of authenticity with my signature to ensure you have purchased a real trump coin. i've seen a lot of coins out there using my very beautiful face, very beautiful guy. i'm only kidding. but they are not the official coin.

>> jimmy: no one has ever been less kidding than he was when he said that. [ laughter ] the coin is the only officially licensed donald j. trump silver medallion on the market. i like that it's made of silver. it's the perfect gift to send him when he comes in second this november. [ cheering and applause ] they claim these coins were designed by president trump himself. i'm sure he was up for days with his sketch pad, toiling over -- until finally he yelled "i know! i'll put my big fat head on the front!" [ laughter ] "i call this pose 'the thoughtful gorilla.'" [ laughter ] we are in the final stretch of the election, when the candidates are supposed to be making their final push, and this nut is having a yard sale. he's selling so many things. i feel like there should be a law that says you can either sell coins or bitcoins, but not both and certainly not both in the same week. you have to make a choice. and then you have melania, hawking a $600 "vote freedom" necklace with lady liberty on

the front and nothing behind it. [ laughter ] just like melania herself. melania has been raking it in. according to their latest financial disclosure form -- i was surprised they filed them too. but according to their disclosure form, back in april, melania was paid $237,500 for giving a speech to the log cabin republicans at mar-a-lago. she got a quarter of a million dollars for giving a speech at her house. but when you hear her speak, when she opens that mouth, you realize how worth it it is. [ laughter ] she says -- the log cabin republicans is a very confused lgbtq group. the event was a success. they raised a bunch of money and everyone went home with a top-secret document. it was good. [ laughter ] and on top of that, melania has been plugging her forthcoming memoir, which includes this harrowing tale from the night of their 16th anniversary, when donald was in the mood for love. >> the loud knocking on my door sent a jolt through my body. the secret service agent told me i need to move.

>> jimmy: fortunately, they got her out in time. [ laughter ] [ applause ] melania, we haven't seen her with donald for weeks now. he has been on the road. he was back in d.c. at a meeting of the israeli american council. and you'll never guess what he's still talking about. >> i won that debate by a lot. by a lot. you know, i walked off the stage. i said, man, did i beat her, even though i was against three people. >> jimmy: he's still going! he's still trying to convince himself he won that debate. so emphatically, in fact, he's refusing to get beat up again. >> they would like to do another debate. she's done one debate. i've done two. it's too late to do another. i'd love to in many ways, but it's too late. the voting is cast. >> jimmy: no, it isn't. [ laughter ] the voting is not cast. the voting happens on november 5th. there's plenty of time to debate.

in 2020, his last debate of the election was october 22nd. this debate would be october 23rd. "but it's too late. i can't debate, i have coins to sell to people!" [ laughter ] kamala harris tweeted that she would gladly accept another debate, for the same reason the cookie monster would gladly accept a doordash from famous amos. [ laughter ] but trump is on to bigger things. donny appleseed was in wilmington, north carolina, on saturday, where he continued to workshop some new supermarket material. >> people can't afford the groceries. i told this story the other day. a woman, sort of elderly woman, it was sad, goes up to the counter, register, puts three apples on, and then realizes she can't afford it, and she took one apple, brought it back into the refrigeration. >> jimmy: not only is that not true -- [ laughter ] he thinks they refrigerate apples at the supermarket. [ laughter and applause ] they're right there next to the monster energy drink. [ applause ] when do you think was the last

time donald trump had an apple? >> what are two things you do to stay healthy? >> well, i used to play golf a little bit. i don't know. it seems to be quite a dangerous sport in retrospect. i try and eat properly. i try. i do the best. >> hamburgers and -- >> i do, but proper hamburgers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: proper hamburgers. right. prescription hamburgers. his nutritionist is the grimace. and he gives him the best, most proper hamburgers. trump is very focused on hamburgers, so much so, he still can't believe that kamala harris worked at mcdonald's. [ tape playing very slowly ] >> she worked over the french fries, who is so hot they, they were so hot she'd burn her hand every once in a while on the grease. oh, mcdonald's. ♪ >> jimmy: she took his dream job! and he can't stand it. meanwhile, we have trump's buddy

rfk jr. embroiled in a sext scandal with a high-profile reporter named olivia nuzzi. olivia nuzzi was put on leave from "new york" magazine where she works for not disclosing she had what they call a personal relationship with rfk whom she covered on the campaign trail. the story says kennedy was bragging to his friends that nuzzi sent shots of herself nude. which are the only shots he will get, by the way. [ laughter ] nuzzi claims the relationship was not physical. she was mostly attracted to the worm in his brain. [ laughter ] and then there's a relatively new character in the mix, mark robinson. he is running for governor of north carolina. that is mark with the man who called him "martin luther king on steroids." trump's a big fan of mark robinson. cnn uncovered messages they say robinson posted on a porn site called "nude africa." you ever been on nude africa, guillermo? >> guillermo: no. never. >> jimmy: no? >> guillermo: never.

>> jimmy: well, anyway. [ laughter ] cnn says he wrote some very creepy stuff on the nude africa message board, including referring to himself as a black nazi, which is shocking. who knew porn sites have message boards? [ laughter ] i didn't. almost everyone working for the robinson campaign resigned. he only has three staffers left. luckily he's on a lot of message boards, so he can find lots of qualified applicants for those positions. this guy is a real scumbag. he called the holocaust "hogwash." he made anti-gay statements after that nightclub shooting in orlando. he called women who breastfeed in public "shameless attention hogs" and called the teenagers who survived parkland "spoiled little bastards." and donald trump endorsed him. after those things, and still hasn't withdrawn his endorsement, even though we now have all of this. >> the profile on nude africa lists your full name as mark robinson. the email listed on the account is an email that you use, you have used elsewhere on the internet, including with your photo. >> think about what's going on

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i want to bend your ear. i proudly endorse current lieutenant governor of north carolina mark robinson for governor of the tar heel state. mark ain't afraid to say anything whatsoever that pops into his head, like when he said it's time to start reading quotes from hitler and stalin, or the time he said slavery ain't so bad, and he is a black nazi, and that women who breast-feed in public are attention hogs, or how hot it was when his wife's sister did a number one on his tummy. i mean, that's a bit much. mark really wants your vote. but only to fellows. that's why he said he would absolutely want to go back to the america where women couldn't vote. and you know, he makes a good point. if women is menstratooting. they could lure bears to a polling place. now, that's dangerous. don't you worry about it, sweetheart. don't you look at me with those patches. mark robinson said the movie "black panther" was created by

jewish satanic communists to take money from black people. hang on. i got to work that out. communists are trying to take the money from the black folk. ha! enough about what mark thinks. let's talk about what he don't think. he don't think we landed on the moon or the terrorists did 9 and 11. he don't think the holocaust happened, and he don't think bill cosby is guilty. wait, is there another bill cosby? great gravy, this guy is nutzoid, and that's coming from me, a fellow who sleeps in a garage full of pillows with the chrysler running. ah, hell, i guess just stay home on election day. i'm pulling the endorsement. god forbid, i can't believe i'm even saying -- i suppose -- just vote for the baby-eating democreep. >> i'm donald j. trump, and i approve this message.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, we are back. tonight, one of the greatest fighters in the history of the sport, you can see him punching jake paul live on netflix november 15th. iron mike tyson is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a multiplatinum-selling country band, their album "odies but goodies" is available to pre-order on vinyl right now. old dominion from the snapdragon outdoor stage. [ cheering and applause ] this week, we have new shows with sebastian stan, josh gad, joshua jackson, jack schlossberg, will reeve,

and earvin "magic" johnson, with music from judah and the lion, myles smith and los lonely boys. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is an oscar and emmy-winning actor, mutant, catwoman, and star of so many hip-hop lyrics. next, she will scare the living daylights out of you in her new suspense thriller "never let go." it's in theaters now. please welcome halle berry. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheering ] thank you for being here. you look great, as you always do. i have to ask you about something, and i hope this is not like -- i'm not revealing something private. but there were some people in the room when you were saying hello to mike tyson who said that mike was asking you about menopause.

[ laughter ] is that true? >> can you imagine, mike tyson saying, like, vagina? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, i'm imagining it right now and it's funny. >> no, we were. that's the beauty of what's happening right now. we have got into a talk there with his wife kiki, and i told her, i got you, don't worry. when the time comes, i'm going to know everything about this topic. >> jimmy: you will help. you will advise them? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: will you do this for anyone? >> yes, anyone. >> jimmy: wow. that's very nice. >> come, you can get it all. and i didn't have help. i'm now 58. and nobody helped me, you know. and so i want to be the voice of the future for these women and help them get the information that they need before it hits them and they think they're crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's great. i think it's one of those things that people should talk about more. but coming from mike tyson, did he know what it was? >> yeah, yeah. he was like, "so what this is menopause --"

because i brought up menopause with kiki right away. he's like, "so what is this?" and we started talking about it. >> jimmy: all right. >> he said, "it doesn't affect your sex, does it?" i said, "well, it can." >> jimmy: oh, oh, yeah. that's a concern. >> it can. but if you get things early that you need, the education, the information, it doesn't have to. you can stay juicy like a peach. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] you should know, ladies. >> jimmy: that wasn't your first time meeting mike, was it? >> i love mike. >> jimmy: okay, great. that would be a weird way to start off your relationship. [ laughter ] >> no. yes. >> jimmy: have you ever been to one of his fights? >> yes. not his fights, but i've been to the tyson ranch. >> jimmy: oh, you have. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i just love mike. i got to see him spar one time up close and personal. i mean, it's like that's a punch. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i've seen that. yeah. >> you can feel the air from it. >> jimmy: did you sample his wares at tyson ranch? he is a farmer now.

he is farming. >> i had a contact for sure. but, no. he is a farmer. >> jimmy: you stopped there. >> and he looks better now than ever. i saw him backstage. he looks better than he ever has. >> jimmy: well, that makes two of you. really. [ cheering ] who in your opinion is the greatest fighter of all time? >> oh, god. well, i'm going to tell you my two answers. it's not because he's back there. when i was a kid, it was muhammed ali, because i grew up with muhammed ali. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. >> so it was muhammed ali. but in my adult life, i would say it's mike tyson. >> jimmy: have you met muhammed ali? >> i have. >> jimmy: did you talk about menopause with him? [ laughter ] >> no, no. i was 30. i wasn't thinking about menopause then. but you know the funny thing muhammed ali said to me, i'll never forget. i went up to him, and i was kind of nervous because it's muhammed ali. i went up and i said, "oh my god, champ, so nice to meet you."

and he said, "oh, i never met anybody prettier than me." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very smooth. is it true that michael jackson asked babyface to ask you to go on a date with him? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, but i know prince asked me out on a date. >> jimmy: prince asked you out? personally? he didn't use babyface as an intermediary? >> no. >> jimmy: how did prince ask you? was it in person? >> yes, sort of. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was at one of his concerts here on sunset at the key club, and he had somebody come out with a piece of paper. and you know like kids do, you say, "do you like me, yes or no." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i went, yes. i mean, i'm at his concert, right? yes. came back out again, would you go out with me?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: and did you check one of the boxes? >> no. i didn't send the paper back. >> jimmy: you kept the paper? >> i kept the paper. >> jimmy: can i have it? [ laughter ] you kept the paper. so between guitar solos, he's scribbling down notes, bring this to halle, let's see. >> somehow i got it. >> jimmy: wow. you must have the greatest stories of guys hitting on you. [ laughter ] i can't even imagine. is it true that mr. t. once proposed marriage to you from the back of the a-team van? i just made that up. [ laughter ] i don't know. but it's a good rumor to get spread around. >> it is. >> jimmy: you -- i do want to ask you about one very nerdy rumor, because you played storm in "x-men." and now this is part of the marvel universe. i'd heard that you were maybe possibly going to be in "deadpool & wolverine." >> i heard that too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and who did you hear that from? >> i heard that from -- let's see.

i was at a michael kors fashion show, and blake, ryan's wife. >> jimmy: blake lively, wife of ryan reynolds. >> asked me, if ryan asked you to be in "deadpool," would you?" duh, of course. but they never called me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> thanks a lot, ryan. and hugh. they didn't call. >> jimmy: do you think she forgot to pass that message along? or maybe she pulled a prince. that's what you did. [ laughter ] >> never gave them the message. >> jimmy: would you be in "deadpool," would you got be in "deadpool"? i know you're doing a promotion for your movie. we have a clip of something that happened. >> oh. ah! >> jimmy: now, were you scared of the snake or scare to have had guy from "love island"? >> i was scared of all of it,

because all of the sudden it was behind me. >> jimmy: the snake was behind you? >> and the guy from "love island." >> jimmy: you hate snakes? >> hate, that's a strong word. >> jimmy: you're scared of snakes? >> sometimes i am. sometimes i'm not. i've held one before, but the one i held wasn't moving. >> jimmy: it was dead? [ laughter ] >> it wasn't dead. it just wasn't that active. >> jimmy: oh, the snake was inactive. was it like this snake? i hope this doesn't become a thing. i'm so sorry. i had no idea that was there. halle berry is with us. when we come back, she's going scare us with her movie "never let go." we'll be right back. ♪ like a relentless weed, moderate to severe ulcerative colitis symptoms can keep coming back. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation.

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>> to me, it's not that scary. >> jimmy: is it really not that scary? >> it's got some scares in it. but i think the promo makes you feel like it's something too scary you can't watch. it's really not. it's more of a psychological thriller than it is like eeee-eee. >> jimmy: okay, i don't like the eee-eee, eee-eee. too much for me. >> you to see this, jimmy. >> jimmy: the boys seem very talented. how old are they? >> they are now 11 and 12, but they were 9 and 10 at the time. >> jimmy: have they seen the movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: and they were okay? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. have your kids seen the movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: they weren't as okay? >> they were not okay! [ laughter ] well, she was not okay, not because -- the reason i let her see it, because she's seen horror and she's fine. it's when you see your mother doing these things, that's the problem she had. it wasn't the horror.

it was seeing her mother. there's a part in the middle of the movie that, like -- you have to see it just to see that. i will go on the record to say there is a part in the middle of the movie that nobody in this room would expect to happen. >> jimmy: a twist. >> there's a twist. >> jimmy: everybody here says it's great. they watched it and they said it's great. i'll watch it noon on sunday i think. [ laughter ] >> okay. i'll come over to your house and hold your hand. >> jimmy: oh, great. all right. then we don't have to watch the movie at all! [ laughter ] >> i'm going to hold your hand! i'm going to hold your hand. >> jimmy: you're going to hold my hand. >> yes. >> jimmy: you can teach me about menopause and then we'll watch a movie. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: when i get scared, i'll be like, "tell me more about menopause." [ laughter ] >> i will tell you more. but we're going to have your wife come to watch a movie because this is a movie that women will really respond to. it's about motherhood. it's about generational trauma. you know how scared we are, women, to let our children go? we don't know if we're holding on too tight, when to let go, are we passing our trauma on to them? this is something you and your

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. we have music from old dominion on the way. our next guest is a legendary heavyweight champion so fearsome, he doesn't even need to wear socks. later this fall he is back in the ring at age 58 to pummel a kid from youtube. watch "jake paul vs. mike tyson" live november 15th on netflix. please welcome iron mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i thought i was going to be on the couch with halle berry. >> jimmy: you got enough time with her. tell us what you learned about menopause. go ahead. >> i learned -- this is what i learned. i learned that you can get a vagina rejuvenator. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can order that on amazon?

>> hey, i'm working on a way to get it. >> jimmy: so when you're fighting in the old days and now coming up again, when there are very famous people like a halle berry or whomever ringside, do you notice? do you even notice that? >> yes, i do notice everything. >> jimmy: you do. can you talk to them like the nba players will do? >> no, no. i just notice. when you're in the top, top physical and spiritual shape, you hear and notice everything. and only -- i ask people of athletes did that happen to them? and the only one they said happen is steffi graf, that she noticed, everybody she sees, everything. 25, 40,000 people, sees everything, everybody acting and talking. >> jimmy: that's especially amazing at a tennis match when you're really supposed to be watching for the ball. [ laughter ] >> hey, it's the highest form of relaxation. >> jimmy: is when you're fighting? >> yes. >> jimmy: see, now for me i know it wouldn't be relaxing at all.

[ laughter ] i feel like it would be like -- >> well, if you were doing that since you were 12 years old, it would be. >> jimmy: yeah, i still think i'd be beaten to a pulp, really. [ laughter ] it would be the opposite of relaxing. >> you shouldn't think that, man. >> jimmy: i have to tell you something. i have -- i have not been this invested in a fight in a very, very long time. i am so -- it's not just me. i don't know if you realize it. every middle-aged man is rooting for you with an intensity -- [ cheers and applause ] -- that almost makes no sense. like, i really want you to beat this guy. >> i don't look at myself as a middle-aged man, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm talking about myself. i'm not talking about you. >> listen, none of us really know how old we are. julius caesar said 365 days is a year. before he was born, how do we know how old we were? >> jimmy: right. but he's been dead for a long time. [ laughter ] >> he didn't live too long. >> jimmy: he's still got a palace, but he is dead.

that's the fact. >> what i'm saying is i feel really good. >> jimmy: do you feel like you're fighting for something other than just mike tyson? are you fighting for guys your age in a way, people your age? >> i have never thought that before. >> jimmy: you never thought that. [ laughter ] i'm thinking about betting a lot of money on you. >> i think that's going to be a good idea. >> jimmy: you think so? okay, good. [ cheers and applause ] >> i had no idea you are a gambling man. >> jimmy: i am every once in a while. i'm from las vegas. especially on a boxing match, i will sometimes bet. i feel like i'm already invested in it. but i'm just thinking. i can't believe he's favored to win this fight. >> well, i'm 60 years old. he is 27. so i don't know. >> jimmy: you're older than he is. but you are mike tyson. and he isn't. >> exactly. i started. [ cheering ] thank you, thank you. i started jake paul off. >> jimmy: can i ask you, how did you start him off?

>> my fight with roy jones, i allowed him to fight in the card. and i started him. and i'm going finish him. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: that roy jones fight. i want to talk about that. because i watched that fight. i thought you looked really, really good in that fight. i think you were holding back in that fight. and i feel like the results were predetermined of that fight. were they? >> i believe that too. but listen, what's the purpose -- >> jimmy: you believe the predetermined part? >> no, i believe that it wasn't a draw, but i was happy with the draw. >> jimmy: but it wasn't a draw. you won every round like convincingly. there is no way that was even close to a draw, but at the end, you seemed perfectly happy that it was draw. >> well, it's okay. i didn't want to -- >> jimmy: is it because you liked roy? >> i liked him a lot. >> jimmy: do you like this kid less? >> well, i like him, but in this particular fight, he has to go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: he has to go. okay, all right. >> i don't look like it's going to be an easy fight. this guy is going to be prepared. but i'm prepared for it. >> jimmy: sure he is going to be prepared. he is probably [ bleep ] a brick every day. [ laughter ] >> well, that's part of fighting. i'm nervous too. >> jimmy: are you? >> yeah, but the closer it gets to the fight, the less nervous i get. >> jimmy: are you training hard? >> i'm training extremely hard. >> jimmy: how many hours a day? >> i start at 11. >> jimmy: 11:00 a.m.? >> yeah. 11:00 a.m. >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> and i might leave the gym at 5:00. >> jimmy: oh, all right, okay. that's good. six hours straight, or is there a lunch break? >> well, a small break after i finish doing my boxing, i get a massage for an hour. >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> and then i go back. and then i go right into strength and conditioning. >> jimmy: are you smoking weed and stuff during this? >> not really. i have smoked but not any time soon. >> jimmy: will you be high when you fight jake paul? >> oh, i'm going to be so high off life, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: high on life. will you be high on marijuana as well? >> that's a possibility too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is a possibility. see, now my bet is getting lower as we talk. and i also want to ask you about the money. i know you're making a lot of money. i don't know how much and whatever, at least $20 million or something like that. he's making a lot of money on this thing. i remember years ago i had an idea that i felt would make you a huge amount of money. this is 20 years ago. >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: i did tell you about it at the time. i wanted to do pay-per-view roast like it was a boxing match. and they said, oh, yeah, mike can make $20 million. and you said, no, i don't want to do that, because when i have a lot of money, bad things happen. >> well, i was a different person back then. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: is it true you once spent $5 million in a week and didn't buy anything? >> $5 million might go in a

couple of days. yeah, i'm a big spender. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. still, though, not the way you were in the old days? >> when i was a young kid, $5 million might be gone in a couple of days. >> jimmy: $5 million in a couple of days. and you never -- did you ever look back on that and regret it? >> never. i had such a great time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you -- you met prince, right? you knew prince. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: he ever give you a box to check or anything like that? >> no. but he is very -- one day he shake my hand, one day he walk by me, you wouldn't know which one you got. >> jimmy: moody. i can't imagine him walking by you like that. >> hey, listen, this is a very interesting person. >> jimmy: what about frank sinatra? you ever meet frank sinatra? >> yes, i knew him well when i was younger. >> jimmy: wow. where did you meet frank? >> i met him in restaurants and at sammy davis' 60 years in show business celebration.

>> jimmy: wow. and did you have deep conversations with him? >> we talked all the time. he was a very intense guy. >> jimmy: what did you talk about? >> talk about boxing. he knew joe lewis, all the boxers. >> jimmy: and you wanted to know about those guys? >> yeah. >> jimmy: because you love that stuff. >> big-time. >> jimmy: did he share any stories that really -- >> he knew billie holiday. he knew everybody from the past that i've read about, yeah. he knew everyone. >> jimmy: do you feel like you're that guy, that you know everyone? because you know everyone. right? >> that's only because of rehab. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i met them all in rehab. >> jimmy: this is a photograph that somebody came across i wanted to ask you about. this is a photo of you and david blaine, who you've known for a long time, right? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: with al pacino. it looks like david blaine made al pacino appear. [ laughter ]

there was a magic trick, suddenly al pacino is in your living room. >> exactly. my son saying oh, man, this [ bleep ] right there. he's one of those guys that you just you can't believe that exists. he is just an amazing man, amazing actor. >> jimmy: is that your favorite pacino movie, "scar face"? >> "dog day afternoon" was pretty good too. >> jimmy: you have good taste. okay, you're going to beat this kid jake paul? >> very badly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please do. we're all counting on you. >> very badly. >> jimmy: "jake paul vs. mike tyson" airs november 15th, live on netflix. the great mike tyson, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're back with old dominion. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.

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and mike tyson. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but here with the song "oldies but goodies," here with the song "coming home," old dominion! ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been so many miles i've done forgot how long i've been gone ♪ ♪ i've worn a hole right through my soul ♪ ♪ and both these shoes i've got on ♪ ♪ i've ran the streets i've shot the breeze ♪ ♪ i've seen the world but found out ♪ ♪ my ragged heart's still on a string that's tied to you ♪ ♪ and i'm on my way hey i'm almost there ♪ ♪ i look like hell, baby but i don't care ♪ ♪ take out your best dress leave it on the floor ♪ ♪ i'm coming in hot, baby can't wait no more, yeah ♪ ♪ so baby leave the light on and let your hair down ♪ ♪ i'm your midnight rider it

won't be long now ♪ ♪ been driving all night so katy, bar the door ♪ ♪ gonna hold you tight so hold the phone ♪ ♪ gonna kiss you like i'm coming home from war ♪ ♪ ♪ you kept a candle in the window, waiting burning for me ♪ ♪ i'm turning home i'll turn you on as soon as i turn the key ♪ ♪ your gravity is pulling me you're all i need ♪ ♪ i'm on my way hey i'm almost there ♪ ♪ i look like hell, baby but i don't care ♪ ♪ yeah, this old highway is through with me ♪ ♪ yeah, there's a million winding roads ♪ ♪ but just one place i want to be ♪ ♪ so baby leave the light on and let your hair down ♪ ♪ i'm your midnight rider it

won't be long now ♪ ♪ been driving all night so katy, bar the door ♪ ♪ gonna hold you tight so hold the phone ♪ ♪ gonna kiss you like i'm coming home from war ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so baby leave the light on and let your hair down ♪ ♪ i'm your midnight rider it won't be long now ♪ ♪ been driving all night so katy, bar the door ♪ ♪ gonna hold you tight so hold the phone ♪ ♪ gonna kiss you like i'm coming home from war ♪ ♪ just like i'm coming home from war ♪ ♪ i'm on my way i'm on my way ♪ ♪

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