we have live updates on the storm and an in-depth look at how it could reshape the florida coast. that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the home page of abc seven news.com. for now, though, thank you so much for joining us tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel quinta brunson and henry winkler. >> have a great night. and w >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson, henry winkler, and music from the offspring. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi.

very nice. hi, everybody. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at the home of the american broadcasting company, abc, where there's love and efferdent in the air -- [ laughter ] -- after another edition of "the golden bachelorette." i love recapping "the golden bachelorette" because it sounds like i'm reporting back from a war. we lost four good men this week. i want to extend warm and safe wishes of those watching in the path of hurricane milton, which is a weird name for a hurricane. hurricane milton sounds like a nickname for the golden bachelor who can't stop farting in the hot tub. [ laughter ] they say milton could be a storm for the history books if the state of florida still had history books. which they do not. [ laughter ] [ applause ] milton, at the time we tape the show, had been downgraded from a category 5 hurricane to a category 3. for those who don't follow this sort of thing, this is a

category 1 hurricane. [ laughter ] this is category 2. here's category 3. category 4. and category 5. [ cheers and applause ] blowing the roof right off. donald trump right now is denying an absolutely unbelievable report about his close and inappropriate relationship with sugar vladdy putin. [ laughter ] the new book from bob woodward of "the washington post" alleges, among other things, that during the early stages of the pandemic when covid testing machines were impossible to get, he secretly sent some to putin and also has spoken to putin as many as seven times since leaving office. the book says trump even asked one of his top aides to leave the room so he could have a private call with putin, which means either they were talking about something trump didn't want anyone to know about or donald trump named his penis vladimir putin. [ laughter ] "leave me with my putin." [ applause ]

the kremlin -- it's kind of funny, because trump says none of these things happened, but the kremlin confirmed that trump sent the covid tests but denied they've had phone calls since he left office. we don't know which one of them is telling the truth. [ laughter ] team trump is saying it's all lies. tsar-a-lago released a forceful statement lashing out at woodward and calling the book the "work of a truly-demented and deranged man." and that it "belongs in the bargain bin of the fiction section of a discount bookstore or used as toilet tissue." [ laughter ] just for fun, i looked up the guy who writes these kim jong-un type statements for trump. this is him, stephen cheung. he previously did communications for the ufc. trump calls him "my sumo wrestler." [ laughter ] want to guess how old he is? 42. [ laughter ] he looks like a pug made a wish to work at a car dealership. [ laughter ] [ applause ] trump's running mate, maybelline

brand ambassador j.d. vance -- [ laughter ] he likes taking questions from the press at his appearances so the crowd can boo the reporters. i guess that's fun for him. at a campaign stop in detroit, a reporter asked him about these calls with putin. and j.d. doesn't seem to have any problem with them at all. >> even if it's true, look, is there something wrong with speaking to world leaders? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first of all, yes. laugh laugh [ laughter ] and second, yes. it's very wrong to have chats with dictators who are trying to exterminate our allies when you aren't the president anymore. same reason you don't throw a birthday party for diddy, okay? [ moans and laughter ] in addition to being inappropriate, it's illegal under the logan act for barry keoghan citizens to engage in foreign policy that undercuts america. but this j.d. vance, he is a hollow shell of a human being. probably the most talked about moment of the debate last week was when vance refused to concede that trump lost the election. which is interesting, because cnn yesterday found an interview

vance did with megyn kelly in november of 2020 in which he said this. >> i really don't see any reason to think that this is going to become violent or chaotic. i think when biden is inaugurated, people will more or less accept it and it will be on to the next fight. >> jimmy: good call, nostra-dumbass. [ laughter and applause ] the next fight was trying to hang mike pence. which is how he got the gig, i guess. in 2020, vance never said anything about the election being stolen. he was too busy googling the best way to 69 a futon. [ laughter ] in 2016, j.d. vance tweeted about trump, "fellow christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. lord help us." and that same year, before he made up the haitians eating dogs story, he tweeted, "trump makes people i care about afraid. immigrants, muslims, etc. because of this, i find him reprehensible. god wants better of us." i agree with the statement you no longer agree with. [ laughter ]

of course, he deleted those tweets once he realized he could be trump's running mate. i'm old enough to remember when politicians used to be ashamed to be exposed as hypocrites. remember the term "flip flop"? "he's a flip flopper!" it used to be the worst thing you could say. now flip flops are just terrible shoes you wear to the beach. [ laughter ] and then we have eric trump, who, for reasons unknown, was just sworn in as a special deputy sheriff. there he is. csi-wet-the-bed. [ laughter ] trump was given this honor in port st. lucie, which i had no idea they did make-a-wish for grown-ups. [ laughter and applause ] i guess they do. special sheriff eric is now allowed to arrest people. that's how it works in florida. even if you're an honorary sheriff, you can make arrests. this will be the first time during a traffic stop where the cop says, "do you know who my father is?" [ laughter ] how great would it be if he's the one who arrests his father

for the stolen documents at mar-a-lago? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "guess you'll finally have time for my little league games now, dad!" [ laughter ] the sad part about eric becoming a special deputy is now, when you google, "eric trump special," this is no longer the first image that pops up. [ laughter ] eric's wife lara is also a star. she is the co-chair of the rnc, which means she has to answer questions about the polls that now show her father-in-law well behind kamala harris. but lara doesn't like to live by things like numbers. lara goes with her gut. >> in the new "new york times"/sienna poll, she does best donald trump as being the change candidate, some how, among likely women -- likely voters, by 2 points. what's going on there? >> well, i don't believe that poll at all. and polls like that i think are absolutely ridiculous. i get slipped beverage napkins every time i get on an airplane saying, we can't wait to go for

trump, go trump, trump 2024. >> jimmy: right. if you poll the beverage napk napkin-signing community -- [ laughter ] -- he's way on top, it's not even close. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to think i made this up. you know how trump likes to complain about how china is taking our jobs and raking us over the coals when it comes to trade? and he's going to hit them with tariffs and tariffs so we can buy american? well, guess where those "god bless the usa" bibles he's been selling are made? [ laughter ] think about it. that's right. in "gyna." [ laughter ] trump is charging $59.99 for chinese bibles that say "god bless the usa" on them. it's unbelievable. mr. usa has a bunch of trump products that were made in china. i will be presenting those to you tomorrow night. the audacity, the brazen hypocrisy. i know it shouldn't be shocking anymore, but somehow it still is. but you'll hear no mention of

this from the right-wing media. trump was on a muppet named ben shapiro's podcast yesterday to tell shapiro's listeners he isn't erratic, the erratic ones are joe and kamala. >> kamala harris has not invoked the 25th amendment. does she have responsibility to invoke the 25th amendment, oust him from office, take responsibility for the administration at this point? >> actually, now that you're mentioning it, i think they should do a double 25th amendment. get them both out. who's third in line? because it's just terrible. >> the speaker, mike johnson. >> this is the worst administration. what? no, this has got to be the worst administration ever. they they both don't know what the hell they're doing. >> jimmy: is he calling in from bed? [ laughter ] that's some low energy. hit the diet coke button quick! and he doesn't know the speaker of the house is third in line to the presidency. but he knows a ton about windmills! >> i flew over some of those beautiful windmills. they're all over the place.

the gorgeous, beautiful pennsylvania countryside, they got these big, ugly suckers hanging down, they're rusting and rotting. half of them weren't spinning, and the ones that were going so slow. they were going -- it's not too windy, but you know. they're going, like, slow. the wind, it sounds so wonderful. the wind, the wind, the wind is -- the wind is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so true. and it's about time somebody had the balls to say it. [ laughter ] and then we have the my pillow man, mike lindell, who spent all his money chasing election windmills. he is still yelling about 2020, but ironically, the numeric conspiracy crazies are now coming for him. >> a week and a half ago, they go after a price point of 88 -- $14.88. it was the number one story in the world all the way to "the daily mail" in the uk trending. mike lindell, heil

eighth letter in the alphabet, 88. are you kidding me? this is before we had the commercial with 1988, 1888, 1488. are you going to apologize? are you going to apologize and change your ad? i'm going, absolutely not. this doesn't mean that just because someone -- i'm not into numbers stuff like that, you know. >> jimmy: my, how the tables have turned. [ laughter ] i do know, mike. i know that numbers aren't your thing. unless we're talking thread count or stolen votes. [ laughter ] another conspiracy enthusiast, marjorie taylor greene, has been blaming the storms in the south on her opponents. "they" she calls them. she believes "they" have power to control the weather. which is interesting because in the past, she's claimed that god uses weather to punish bad people. when floods hit the burning man last year, she gave god credit for that. in april, she tweeted, "god is sending america strong signs to tell to us repent. earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come."

but milton is in florida, home to her orange baby jesus. [ laughter ] so now she says "they" are controlling the weather. which is nuts. but she still somehow has an insurmountable lead in her home district in georgia, partly thanks to strong support from allies like the aforementioned pillow man, mike lindell. >> hear ye, hear ye! america's become an obscene can vole of woke bud light cross-dressers and soft lift turn snow bunnies who want to cancel great patriots like president cheeto jefferson. but legalize libraries? holy smokes, i think your dog is sick. that's why we need to bring back real square john masculine fellows who ain't afraid to hit a truck tire with a sledgehammer using their big, meaty arms like mark jerry taylor greene. this guy's real tough. looks like he's made out of

thumbs. ain't afraid of hollering at a colleague. >> you don't have enough intelligence. >> a president. or even a school child. >> you have nothing to say. >> he's smart enough to shoot hogs from a chopper. speaking of hogs, i bet old mark has a big one. mean taylor greene was the only one who had enough balls to say covid-19 safety measures were exactly like the persecution of jews during the hollercost, right, piglet? as a strong man, mark jerry admires russian president vanderpump putin. here, have a cigarette. heigh ho! mark jerry wants to imprison scientists for war crimes 'cause of scientist devilry. scientists is what's machines is made of, and machines stole the

election from president donald junebug trump. so cast your vote for jerry band-aid cream for georgia's future and history. and keep guns in our schools and peas out of our pizza hut. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we've got a fun show tonight. henry winkler is here, we've got music from the offspring, and we'll be right back with quinta brunson!

>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, a bona fide tv legend you can see on the new season of "american horror stories."

henry winkler is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a great band from here in southern california. their latest album "supercharge" comes out friday. the offspring from the snapdragon outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by billy crystal and jessica williams, with music from suki waterhouse. so please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an emmy-winning actor, producer, writer and our liberty belle of the ball. watch season four of "abbott elementary" wednesday nights here on abc. please welcome quinta brunson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm doing well. >> jimmy: thanks for coming are you. wearing to color fare any particular reason? >> you know i do.

are you wearing that color for my reason? >> jimmy: i am. >> what's the reason? >> jimmy: i'm rooting for the new york mets tonight. i'd like to see the dodgers win their series. you were rooting for the phillies -- >> and the dodgers. [ cheers and applause ] i'm rooting for the dodgers. >> jimmy: you know the mets are -- >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: -- about to eliminate your phillies. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: 4-1 right now, yeah. >> is this professional? is this okay? >> jimmy: no, this is -- >> do you know what he's doing? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm watching the game on tv. [ laughter and applause ] it's a weird thing because you think i'd be distracted, but i would actually be more distracted not knowing what the score is. >> i get that, i get that. i'm -- you know, it's giving red october. i had to pull away from the eagles for that reason. i had to stop, you know -- i didn't want to watch the game, i didn't want to be about it. because i thought that being more involved would make me happy. but i realize, you should try divesting from it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. i was at universal studios during the last eagles game, because i didn't watch the game.

i was at harry potter land -- do you know the bar at harry potter land? >> jimmy: yes, i know about it. >> that bar is fire. >> jimmy: really? >> all i see is this man in an eagles jersey go up to the harry potter bar, "can i get a butter beer with extra whiskey, please?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're saying the best way to root for your team is not watch any of the games? >> yes! yes. i really feel that way. >> jimmy: i have a gift for you. because i think, you know what, i don't -- you know, there's a lot of animosity between new york and philadelphia when it comes to sports. >> yes. >> jimmy: i think this is something that maybe you would treasure. a little pete alonso bobblehead doll for you to take home. [ applause ] you know what would be fun, put it on the dashboard of your car, and you can watch his head bounce around, and you can think of all his home runs. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. that's going in my car, isn't it? [ applause ]

oh, you know what i wanted to talk to you about. something really weird happened the last time you were here. >> yes. >> jimmy: you had a big show coming up. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: you had a big -- we knew you had a big celebrity cameo on the show. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and i just kind of blurted out who i thought it was. >> yeah, you did. >> jimmy: and then it turned out to be right. >> yeah. it was. >> jimmy: yeah. it was bradley cooper. >> yes. it was bradley cooper. >> jimmy: it could have been a lot of people. >> it could have been a lot of people. why did you guess that? >> jimmy: i don't know, just popped into my head. >> i was really mad that day. >> jimmy: you were mad? >> oh, i want to get jimmy? i knew my face -- my face didn't save that it well. i thought that i did a good job. >> jimmy: let's take a look at your face. [ laughter ] is it a philadelphia celebrity? >> i'm not saying. >> jimmy: is it bradley cooper? >> i'm not saying anything to you right now. >> jimmy: i know, but if i say it we can do back next time we're here and look at your face and see what it looks like when you're lying. [ laughter ] let's now look at your face at that moment and see. we can see what it looks like.

when you are not -- oh, you do have a -- you did look very guilty. >> have a small tell, i think. i don't think it's as crazy now that i cut my hair off, though. i don't think you can tell as much. the ponytail is shaking too much, you got too much shake. you can't get that anymore. >> jimmy: just don't play poker at a local casino would be my advice to you. >> and i don't, i keep my money. >> jimmy: you have like a -- i was hearing about this game night you have. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that at your house? >> no, that was not my home. >> jimmy: you hosted it with questlove? >> i host it with questlove, who is a friend from philly. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and was on -- also on "abbott" last season. and he throws game night in new york. and he wanted to throw one in l.a., but he doesn't live here. i was kind of the l.a. connection to the l.a. people. >> jimmy: who was at the game night? do you mind saying? >> me. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. oh -- sorry. sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: bradley cooper? >> no. [ laughter ]

vince staples. thunder cat. >> jimmy: wow. >> monica lewinsky. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. she wasn't my invite, but when you have monica lewinsky next to zach fox, i don't know. or j.j. abrams next to thunder cat is a weird mix. wayne brady and weird al. >> jimmy: wayne brady and weird al? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is wayne brady and weird al and pamela adlon too. >> such a sweetie. >> jimmy: were you in charge of pairing the people up? >> i was not. >> jimmy: you were not. >> i was not, and normally i'm very intense about parties. >> jimmy: you had an episode like that? >> i did. that was one of the one ways in which janine and i are similar. i like to put people in sections during parties. >> jimmy: uh-huh? how do you figure out what sections people go in? >> when i do it -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i want everyone to fall in love. so i -- whether you fall in love with a friend or, you know, a lover or someone you're going to mar. >> jimmy: whether it's wayne or weird falling in love, yeah.

>> i know. but i like to be like, oh, those people would be by that section of the pool and the lights will be dim over there and the crickets kind of go over there, they're going to fall in love, those two people. or i'll be like, you guys, no one go in that bathroom. i know two specific people are going to go in that bathroom, because they're weirdoes and they're nasty. >> jimmy: they don't listen. >> they don't listen. what they don't know is i'm doing jujitsu and i want them to go in there, know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah, you know them well enough to know what they're going to do even if. >> they're told not to. does it ever work? have you had anyone marry because of these pairings that you do? >> not married yet, working on it. but i have some pairs who are currently in situationships. >> jimmy: how many? >> like -- four, five. >> jimmy: wow. that's a lot. >> yeah. if they get married. i want nothing, but i do want to be at the wedding, and i want to sit next to the grandmother. [ laughter ] i want to be important. >> jimmy: that seems reasonable, you get to sit next to grandma.

>> yeah, what she do? >> jimmy: you want to sit next to grandma, huh? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: you know that's going to be the quietest table. you don't put grandma next to the speaker. >> and i don't want to give a speech, but i want them to give a speech about me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: quinta brunson is here with us. "abbott elementary" is back. we'll be right back. like a relentless weed, moderate to severe ulcerative colitis symptoms can keep coming back. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation. at one year, many people experienced remission... and some saw 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tb. tell your doctor if you have an infection, flu-like symptoms or if you need a vaccine. healing is possible with tremfya.

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elementary." your character and gregory, they've been kind of will they, won't they for three seasons now, and finally they did. >> finally they will. >> jimmy: you made another match. you've got another match that you are responsible for. >> yes. it was really great to be able to just get their characters together. and i think there's something so fun about the dating faith for young couples. that actually -- i like you, you like me, let's be together, what are the new problems? what are the quirks you have to deal with? what are the idiosyncrasies? how do they put the toilet paper on the roll? [ laughter ] things like that that come up, real relationship stuff. i think that's fun. we did the, i don't like you, do you like me for a long time. so i feel like this is a very exciting place. >> jimmy: i'm glad you got rid of that old boyfriend. he was no good at all. [ laughter ] right? >> he wasn't my real boyfriend. >> jimmy: well, whatever. you know. [ laughter ] do you -- as the executive producer of the show, do you have to deal with hr issues?

is that something that you come across? >> um -- i think -- i don't care what anyone tells you. there's not one business production, something in america, that doesn't eventually have to deal with some version of hr. >> jimmy: and then do you think about yourself, like you -- you've had jobs, obviously, regular jobs before this. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you ever get in trouble with hr? no, you were -- no? good. >> i knew how not to get in trouble with hr. >> jimmy: how would you not get in trouble with hr? >> because like when i was younger, you don't show up to work smelling like weed. [ laughter ] you smoke before, you get a febreze. >> jimmy: oh. >> do you know what i mean? >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> pop a mint. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no one knows. >> then you're okay. >> yeah. but i don't do that anymore. that was when i was young and didn't have many responsibilities. >> jimmy: did you show up to work that you're running the show and someone smells suspiciously like febreze --

[ laughter ] do you keep it quiet? or do you reprimand? >> i can't bring someone to hr for smelling like febreze. >> jimmy: you can't, okay. you guys are doing -- i love this idea, and i'm so happy you're doing it. you're doing a crossover episode. >> yes. >> jimmy: with the "always funny in philadelphia" group. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love it. >> jimmy: that's funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that used to happen all the time in the '70s and '80s. almost never happens anymore. >> i know. i was very inspired by watching a lot of shows over the pandemic. like i just was bingeing "family matters" and "full house" and stuff like that. and i was shocked at how shocked i was when steve urkel showed up on "full house." >> jimmy: something about it is thrilling. >> i was screaming at my and rob mac henne, who created "always sunny" along with that team, something came up online, someone says, "this seems like a

sunny episode." "this seems like an abbott episode." we connect over that. i get along with him and his team so well. >> jimmy: is danny devito on your episode? >> he is on it. it's very exciting. and he is fantastic and just a joy to work with, work around, and down for -- down for whatever. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> which is crazy, because he is -- he's up there in age. i just love that he's showing up, like, more enthusiastic than the 15-year-old. like, he's just ready to -- >> jimmy: some of the strongest tv cross-over memories i have are "happy days" and fonzie. fonzie on "laverne & shirley." >> yes. >> jimmy: mork coming to "happy days." >> i know henry so well. henry has been so, so very sweet to me since i got -- since i stepped foot in this industry. >> jimmy: is that right, you've known him that long? >> and he got my phone number, and he would call me.

not just text me but call me and leave me voicemails. and he left he a voicemail that i have, i asked henry if i could play it for you. >> jimmy: will you play it for us? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a real voicemail? >> this is a real voicemail, one of the first voicemails he ever left me. it's so grandfather coded. >> henry winkler here. i know my number comes up anonymous, but i am so happy to be able to call you and wish you and your family the happiest of holidays. and i feel so special, i have your phone number. [ cheers ] >> wait. hold on. >> that's all i have to say. enjoy your turkey. or whatever you have on thanksgiving. love you, bye. [ cheers and applause ] >> he's the sweetest man. the sweetest man in the world. >> jimmy: wow, he really is. all right, well -- hopefully when he comes out here next,

maybe he'll have a voicemail from you to share. >> i heard he writes you letters. >> jimmy: he sends me a lot of emai emai emails, yes. >> never left you a voicemail, though? >> jimmy: you're right, he's never left me a voicemail. now he's going to leave me a lot of voicemails. we did fish together for an entire day. have you been fishing with henry? [ laughter ] by the way, mets are winning 4-1. "abbott elementary." watch it. >> please watch it. >> jimmy: 9:30 here on abc and streams the next day on hulu. the great quinta brunson, everybody! we'll be back with henry winkler. ♪ ♪ i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. i'm under 7. ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in adults also with known heart disease.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from the offspring is on the way. our next guest is one of the most beloved tv stars ever, more than even spongebob. [ laughter ] starting tuesday, he turns his talents to terror in a new season of "american horror stories." you can see it on hulu. please welcome henry winkler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wow. >> jimmy: how are you? >> here, jimmy, i am so fine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll take it, i'll take it. you are very nice to me. i don't want to get in a competition with quinta, but you send me nice emails all the time and i very much appreciate it. >> you deserve it. i really believe that when i see something that i think is wonderful, you've got to let the person know. >> jimmy: that's a great, great way to go about life, i think. [ cheers and applause ] can i ask, besides quinta, besides me, who's the last person you reached out to to say, i think you're great? >> i saw him here. >> jimmy: oh. >> jelly roll. >> jimmy: oh, wow. oh, wow. >> and i found -- i found a way. and i wrote him a letter. "dear mr. roll." [ laughter ]

and all of a sudden i got a video back from -- on my phone. it was amazing. >> jimmy: that's crazy. it must have been even crazier for him, i would think. >> i don't know, but -- i think that he is so filled with emotion. >> jimmy: he's great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got -- you and ron howard did something fun at the emmys, which is the last time i saw you. >> yes. >> jimmy: you guys came out to celebrate the 50th anniversary of "happy days." >> yes, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hard to believe. >> i will tell you, honestly, i had a chemistry with ron that was unparalleled. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that was 50 years ago. so now we do, like, 45 seconds on the emmys. and he turns to me and he starts talking. and like a thunderbolt, that chemistry came back like we had never stopped. >> jimmy: isn't that something? >> oh, it was amazing. >> jimmy: how do you explain that? [ cheers and applause ] what is that between people? >> i don't know.

you can't -- you can't create it. you can't wish it. it is or it isn't. >> jimmy: did it -- did you feel it the first time you ever met him? >> without a doubt. >> jimmy: wow. >> i met him on the sound stage. i was not happy with a joke. i started to punch my script. he put his arm around me. he walked me to the back of the sound stage. he said, "you know, they're working as hard as they can." [ laughter ] "let's not punch the script." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. and of course, he was a veteran at that time. >> he was. he'd been doing it since 3. >> jimmy: maybe the cutest tv kid ever, opie on "the andy griffith show." i saw you on the news this summer. you were in ireland. >> dublin. we were on a book tour for the memoir. >> jimmy: the memoir, which is now in paperback, i will say, "meet henry." >> if you don't want to carry -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. if you do not want to carry a

heavy book in your purse or your briefcase, you can now get the paperback, which can be your bendable buddy. [ applause ] amazing. >> jimmy: amazing. so you're over there. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you had to evacuate -- >> okay, so my wife said, "you know there's a buzzing." and i said, "yeah, that's the alarm clock, probably from the guest who was here just before us." >> jimmy: right. >> she said, "no, it's in the other room too." so i call the concierge and i say, "i'm going to hold the phone up. do you hear a buzzing?" very calmly she said, "yes, i do. evacuate! evacuate!" [ laughter ] and we ran down six flight of stairs, went to a coffee shop with everybody else in the hotel down the street. they have never been that busy in their entire existence. [ laughter ] coming back, i take a picture with every fireman and woman that came out of the hotel. and then a young man put a microphone in my face and asked

me what happened. >> jimmy: we have that clip, i believe. >> i heard the fire alarm. i thought it was the clock radio. i thought somebody had set the alarm before we got there, you know, like another guest. and finally i went into another room, and it was still buzzing. so i called downstairs and the woman said, in a very calm voice, "yes, we're all waking, you must evacuate right now!" and i left. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like the idea that, in ireland, where presumably they're speaking english, they had to give you subtitles to understand what you're saying. [ laughter ] >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: then you went to england. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is an interesting photograph. tell us what's happening here. >> okay, so i was asked to present the winner of the fourth race at the king's races at the royal ascot. >> jimmy: and they make you dress like that? >> oh, my god, and i had to do this long distance. so my wife, i bought her a beautiful dress. she looked magnificent. >> jimmy: uh-huh?

>> and i had to get a tophat and tails. and you have to wear the tophat, unless you're eating, you must wear it at all times. >> jimmy: when you're it onning, you take off the hat? >> you took off the hat and you check it. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so now there's a buzz that the queen consort wants to meet you. and so we walk down to the paddock. and 12 men in green velvet cut-aways come out, and in the middle of them is this woman in white, the queen. and we talk, and i didn't know what to do. i tipped my hat, and i shook her hand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nobody gave you -- they didn't give you a heads-up? is this you taking a secret picture of her she doesn't know what's happening? >> that very well might be. and then, you know, she -- >> jimmy: what did you talk about with her? >> you know what, she is a champion of children's literacy. >> jimmy: oh, and you've written a lot of books. >> she knew about hank zipser. this is our 39th novel, lynn

oliver and i. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to take this one for my kids. >> it is illustrated by dan satat, one of the great illustrators on the planet, honest honestly. when you write the book and all of a sudden he illustrates it, it's like your imagination comes to life. and it just got -- can i brag? >> jimmy: yeah, go ahead. >> it just got a star from the national libraries journal association. >> jimmy: oh. >> which is like a michelin star. so not only is it fun to read -- >> jimmy: you can eat it? >> it's delicious. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i also want to mention, you are working on this "american horror story," which is a scary show, yes? >> i don't like scary shows. >> jimmy: you don't like horror movies. >> i don't. >> jimmy: but you're in this because one of your son's childhood friends -- >> max. >> jimmy: your son max -- >> max, i took him to see "bottle rocket" by wes anderson. and he said, "i'm going to do

that, dad, i'm going to be a director." then he kept his word. i'm thinking, please be a doctor. [ laughter ] but you know, your child, you have to be very supportive. "isn't that a great idea!" [ laughter ] "it's so difficult, but hey, go ahead." so now he runs the show with his colleague, alexis, "american horror stories." he also did "grotesquery" that is on now. and "the menendez brothers" that is on now. but he hires me as an actor. [ laughter ] and then i go to the set, and one of his friends who is in our house all of cinema school, who ate us out of house and home, is the director. [ laughter ] so now i'm working for these two guys. [ laughter ] and it is so cold in new york, in february, that i ask -- i'm doing mime. [ laughter ] because i don't know when i'm ever going

but anyway. >> jimmy: might as well use it, yeah. >> i asked for a cup of coffee. they brought me a cup and on it was "daddy winkler." [ laughter ] my heart flew out of my body. it did. >> jimmy: and then -- well, that's perfect for a horror show, your heart flying out of your body. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "american horror stories" returns tuesday on h hulu, and henry's new book for kids is called "detective duck: the case of the missing tadpole." henry winkler, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with the offspring. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to quinta brunson and henry winkler. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. first, their album "supercharged" comes out friday. here with the song "make it all right," the offspring! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all i want to do is to fly away with you ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da

ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da-ba-ba-bah ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da-ba-ba-bah ♪ ♪ no matter what i say you're always there to give a smile ♪ ♪ just suck it up you'll say say it only hurts for a while ♪ ♪ show me the way hey ♪ never obey hey ♪ ♪ give me black clouds on a summer day no matter what it's fine ♪ ♪ we're like one step over the line say it zoe away we go ♪ ♪ turn around you're gonna make it so it's all right ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da and you make it all right ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da ♪ ♪ we're gonna fly away making fun of everyone we'll wax our wings and pray ♪

♪ but don't get too close to the sun ♪ ♪ show me the way never obey give me black clouds on a summer day ♪ ♪ no matter what it's fine you're like one step over the line ♪ ♪ say it zoe away we go ♪ ♪ turn around you're gonna make it so it's all right ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da and you make it all right ba-da ba-ba-da and you make it all right ♪ ♪ ♪ and you make it all right ♪ ♪ and it's gonna be fine ♪

♪ like partners in crime and you make it all right ♪ ♪ ♪ show me the way never obey give me black clouds on a summer day ♪ ♪ you know i don't mind you super nova too were like partners in crime ♪ ♪ say it zoe away we go ♪ ♪ turn around you're gonna make it so it's all right ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da and you make me all right ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-da ba-ba-da no matter what they say ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da no matter what they say ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da no matter what they say ♪ ♪ ba-ba-da ba-ba-da

♪ no matter what you say turn it around you're gonna make it make it all right ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight, tracking milton the hurricane bearing down on the west coast of florida, bringing what many predicted will be an historic storm surge and whipping up tornadoes. all over the state, now turning deadly. >> we have lost some life. >> shocking. even experienced hurricane hunters. >> this is the craziest storm that i've ever flown inside of. hands down multiple missions in a row with the worst turbulence i've ever seen. >> plus, state of emergency.