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they're attacking me from the inside.. studio. [ cheering ]re. [ laughter ] and people are very angry. that i can tell you. guillermo, i need you to find me 11,000 votes. >> guillermo: i will, for sure actually here in l.a. over the weekend. he had some charity -- no, not charity. what am i th [ laughter ] he had a press conference from his golf club in palos verdes where the scamburglar doubled claim that she worked at mcdonald's. she never worked at mcdonald's.

it's a lie. she said she stood over those french fries when th personal this one is for him. [ laughter ] i don't even know why he says she's lying about th other than to say, "i never worked at mark don'ts." >> and the government is so and it's not even nice. he's been going about 34 minutes so far.

>> jimmy: that's enough minutes. [ laughter ] the one topic he actually knows this weekend too where he does this great thing where he pretends to know the luminaries in the crowd. one of whom was a reggae-tone star named nicky jam. now this guy nicky jam is popular. he has 43 million fo >> latin music superstar nicky jam. where is nicky. where is nicky? thank you, nicky. >> jimmy: look, she is hot. look at this hot bearded lady we've got here. [ laughter ] must have been another one of those transgender operations wa there pretending to be nicky jam and he would have believed it.

nicky has since deleted his endorsement of donald trump. [ applause ] after the secret service t biden yesterday thwarted what seemed to be another attempt on his life. the suspect was outside trump's golf course with an ak-47. a secret service agent spottam which is how you know he's nuts. [ laughter ] trump, of course, is blaming kamala harris and president biden tr thbe shot at, when i am the one who is going to save the country, and they are the ones that are destroying the country. they use highly fl [ laughter ] right. you are nothing if not a calming influence.

this is a man who for the past week has been spreading a complete lie that he knows is a lie, saying haitian immigrants are eating pets in springfield, ohio. this is a man who, just last week, joked about nancy pelosi's hours before this happened posted on truth social, “i hate taylor swift.” [ laughter ] medy which thinking about it, i want to kind of go through and visualize the thought process this, "b," writing this and "c," posting it. okay, so it's sunday morning, 7:40 a.m. trump just wolfed down a plate of ketchup and eggs with nine strips of limp steamer tray bacon that no one can affordo eat anymore because of biden [ laughter ] and he is ready to go play 18 holes. he's ready.

to vote when taylor endorsed kamala harris. and he's pissed. he's had a long weekend of dogs there are damaging relationship rumors about him and this tj of the century is telling her fans not to vote for him. and he can't take it anymore, he's had enough. thinks, i hate! and then he ips ou think maybe --" and he shos mashes the post button, and out it goes, "i hate taylor swift." [ laughter ] on his little golf gloves and waddles off to

the 1st hole. atlaughter ] i wonder what happened.ents are reporting that the migrants we've got geese. it's like old macdonald has a farm. [ laughter ] we keep adding names to the list. and he's got his minions and his st welcome back to the program. >> charlie, i thought this was a conspiracy theory. and like all conspiracy theories, that turns out to be true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's going on with that lisp? a conspiwathy theory, you thay? who ith cot-pwince?

i wed that they're woasting iwish thetters. [ laughter ] >> it's disgusting and it who not be happening in america. it shouldn't be happening anywhere else in the civilized world, but that's the reality, okay. you look at haiti, you look at >> jimmy: i don't know. thounds pretty rathitht to me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] wow, what a development. we've got donald and now his son daffy duck too. [ laughter ] original facebook post, the one that got this ridiculous rumor started, said she had no evidence it happ from relentlessly beating this nonssica

>> but it wasn't just a meme. suffering of the american do yo? the only way to expose the truth is to spread a lie. it's the power of storytelling. creating the story. >> what's that, dana? >> s >> we are creating -- dana, it constituents who i will make no effort to prove exist. now if you'll excuse me, i have to go make passionate love to a fold-out sofa bed. i just hope don junior tries to say the word "constituents" on his next podcast. [ laughter ] and with the election less than 50 days away, not only is j.d. vance doing the important work of defending this goose nonsense, he also has to make d

to hit the racist trifecta while jetting around on trump's wipriv what laura loomer said about kamala harris? no, i don't. i also don't think that this is actually an issue of national import. at your dinner table or fried chicken, things have gotten more expensive thanks to her that trump somehow picked an even worse candidate than him? [ laughter ] by the way, nbc news says trump is going to visit springfield guillermo who was very hard at work backsta [ cheers and applause ]

>> guillermo: back to back! >> i can't wait to tell my brothers that. lovely. lovely seeing you. >> guillermo: how does my back feel? >> it feels absolutely amazing. it really does. it feels oddly cal. >> i do my best work from behind. >>

>> guillermo: how and why? >> how and at least, that's w >> guillermo: very awkward. i can lick your elbow.

>> guillermo: in england, they drink a lot of tea, right? >> that's right. from you, yes. they drink a lot of tea, they do, those people. yes, jeff. >> jeff. >> guillermo: yes, jeff. >> >> snack to snack! >> guillermo: this is a marshmallow. i'm going to toss it to you.

you ve wouldn't put it in my mouth. but you add your fingers to it, that does not sweeten the deal, guillermo. you know what? w we've at least adjusted the angle. sorry. >> guillermo: that was on you. >> that was on me. that was on me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i got it. >> nicely done.

>> you have the: ah! >> yeah, ready? >> guillermo: yeah. whoa! what about you? >> all right. >> guillermo: yeah! win some money. we have a great show for you tonight. elizabeth olsen is here. we've got music from green day. and we'll be right back with [ ris hemsworth.

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i'm glad to be here. >> jimmy: in australia, are they talking about our political -- laathter ] >> jimmy: oh, they are. now you agree -- >> rigged. re>>alking about, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you so much for spreading that around. dancing gold medal. [ laughter ] you had ray gun the break dancer. >> g d meleaning into their country'

rigged again. both rigged. i think we're both set up somehow with the government kind of putting us on the back foot. >> jimmy: i heard you're doing this "limitless," you're doing another season of the showis how, for those who don't know, you like you put your body, your mind, your fears so i'm thrown into a series of different experiments to test di wellness, and it's -- the first season almost killed me several times. w here last time. we talked about it. i swam in the arctic, climbed a

hundd foot >> jimmy: it seems to me like longevity, it's the opposite of because if you fall off a rope. >> "limited" is what the show should be called. [ laughter ] i'm expiricaapinstrument. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how much time did you have to learn to play the drums? >> i wouldn't say -- i learned one song. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one song. >> i was set the task, and i had a few months to learn. and i got to eight weeks out, i to show the benefits ofla so time goes on. he calls me up and said hey, the end of the tour is coming up in.

and i started rehearsing with the band who just to ruin the w but i was playing with a cli i get to bucharest, romania.," e more rehearsal?" >> jimmy: do you get the

>> he's been on stage playing ♪ we found love right where we are ♪ make some noise for chris! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: you sound good. you were happy with yourself afterwards?>> terrified leading up to it. and right before it, something clicked. and i've had this happen a few times in my life. you know, people talk about flow starting and so on. and this is out-of-body experience.u ved it?

>> i got a buzz out of it for sure. >> jimmy: you have so many talents i didn't know about, that haircut. see, my other son -- >> jimmy: like the sad old man in the bac my other boy, said, dad, can you give me a haircut? and i did that. and it's a fashion in australia. >> jimmy: is it? because of you? >> no, no, no.

have you ever given one of those? >> it's a bowl cut plus a mullet. >> jimmy: oh, you're right. it is. down. like megatron's helmet, or darth vader. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, there is a helmet quality to it. i thought it might be fun if yot [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: chris hemsworth is here. "transformers one" is his movie. we'll be right back with a haircut, after this. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" of brought to you by kimmel live" of brought to you by hydratowed to ref... (♪)

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my head, my head! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with chris hemsworth. [ cheering ] that is "transformers one." it ope oriy. this is liam. liam was in our audience. liam you have very clean hair, i have to say, r >> so exciting.

do you use the bowl on the kids? >> all right. liam, you can't see much. >> jimmy [ laugon your new friends. [ laughter ] >> i know, right? >> that's good. kind of a dorothy hamill look here. and now itti more of a jim carrey "dumb and dumber" type of look. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. huge on "transformers."i might.

they might kick me out. there? >> yeah, all the way to australia? yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> i did. i'm just really -- >> jimmy: did your parents cut your hair? >> they did. [ laughter ] >> it was a pun repressed.ofred hair. and i said, "no, thank you, i'll go to the barber." [ laughter ] i'm going to tell you something.

>> i'm so excited. i trust chs.- >> it's pretty good. >> j do you shave your body? [ la that's what we need. a little undercut [ laughter ] >> they all have the same haircut. class do? >> my little boy, he carries a comb around in his pocket. and he is like -- and then he went to a barber, yeah, i want to get it perfectly straight, dad..

and we got this side. [ laughter ] we're going to have to, i think, go a little more on the top. liam and s >> you're not getting your money back either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and here you go. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] iswesome. rito mt there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: beautifully done. thank you, liam, and you're welcome.

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our next guest is another please welcome elizabeth olsen. >> jimmy: can i interest you in a quick trim while you're here? [ laughter ] i'm okay. when i was 4 years old, and i did a far better job. [ laughter ] of that. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is you? >> that's a before. >> jimmy and after haircut. >> i do.

i think i just wanted to be more like my brother. i don't know. i felt like he got to do whatever he wanted or something. >> jim: mortified, not that i cut my hair, but that i liked sharp objects and locking myself in and i did that a lot. i played with sharp objects when liked them, huh? >> youngest of four. right, whatever." >> yeah. completely unsupervised. >> jimmy: who would you say is the more powerfu wanda or thor? >> i think i am. >> jimmy: i think you're right. [ cheers and applause ] >> i think theory has it that wanda or maybe -- yeah. i don't know.ink, yet. [ laughter ] i don't think, yet. i don't know if that's happened actually

>> jimmy: -- more powerful than the god of thunder, as powerful as he is. >> yeah, i think i could probably somehow manipulate and go inside his body and do the same thing he does. >> jimmy: wanda is as far as we learned in the last dr. strange movie dead, right? >> i think so. and there was a red light. >> jimmy: and there was a red light. >> of explosive energy. u, that's it, the character is dead? that's the end of the run? >> i think i'm dead. buwe leave open in case you are not? >> i would beg to leave a window open. >> jimmy: oh, you ul i would li figure out how to cleverly be ,

would be the character to figure that out. >> i think so too. we need to find the smartest writers to figure out how to make this all make sense. my: o >> or maybe you. i meughter ] it if you're alive. >> no, i hope not. i would like to. by the way, your new movie is great. it's really, really, really good. "his three daughters." [ cheers and applause ] great acting. carrie coon, who i saw at the emmys last night. >> oh, you did? >> jimmy: yes. and natasha lyonne is really, really great. >> yes. >> jimmy: jovana depo. >> jovana depo, it's a special project that our friend asa jacobs wrote for us, all four of us. we made it for so, so little in a downtown new york apartment. and it's about three sisters who come together to their childhood

home to take care of their father in hospice, which sounds very bleak, but it actually has some humor. >> jimmy: it does. y yeah, it's what we present to our families and the roles that and throughout the film that and mes a bit more complicated. talking like i'm in a wt to be >> jimmy: that's a real apartment you shot in, right? >> yeah, yeah.

you can make a movie that has so much heft and power and it's just in an apaso magical. we go and we get -- we think that we already know what we're going to get we assume something. and then we disappear into it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that's our jobs. >> jimmy: right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it also probably makes you realize that so much money is wasted on some of these superhero movies, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then there are huge crews, huge post production. i mean, it's a massive thing. >> jimmy: right. >> a lot of special effects. that's a lot of artists.

>> jimmy: when we go to the movies, it costs the same to go in. [ laughter ] >> yes, yeah. it costs like $500vies? >> guy to the movies every weekend. >> jimmy: congratulations on this one. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's really, really great. it's called "his three daughters." it's in select theaters now, like the ones that elizabeth goes to. >> yeah, a lot of them. >> jimmy: herself. and starting friday, on netflix. elizabeth olsen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. we'll be back with green day. ♪

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