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enjoy. halloween is almost here and the bay area is getting into the spooky spirit. we have a roundup of all the big halloween events to get you started, and the ones that are already underway that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. you can find it all on abc7 news.com. check it out when you have a moment. >> lots of stuff going on. all right. thank you so much for watching tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel, larry beil. all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, trevor noah and senator raphael warnock. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- trevor noah. senator reverend raphael warnock. and music from jennie. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here on another crazy day in the united states. you know, we get a lot of people watching this show on youtube from around the world. and for those who are watching from another country right now, please come help us. [ laughter ] there's a big hole in the ship and it's sinking, and can you feel the general election anxiety? it's in the air. it's in our bones. election day is three weeks from today. we only have two tuesdays left before we pick a new president. we keep hearing that this is the most important election of our lives. and it is the most important election of our lives because we have the most ridiculous major candidate of our lives.
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case in point, donald trump just did a podcast with a group of guys, four young bros who don't know that the words wary and weary mean different things -- [ laughter ] but that aside, trump made his second appearance on the full send podcast yesterday where once again the conversation veered dangerously toward me. >> the talk show hosts, are they great or do we need to make them great again and kind of go one by one here? great or great again? jimmy kimmel. >> well, he's -- first of all, they all have bad ratings. the one that's the most successful is greg. >> is who? >> greg gutfeld. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: greg is the guy -- oh, never mind. [ laughter ] >> jimmy kimmel we've got to make him great again? >> well, jimmy kimmel's a loser. [ laughter ] look. we would do jimmy -- i'd do jimmy kimmel. i did him a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe confusing me with stormy daniels? i don't know. [ laughter ] three times.
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we've been on almost 22 years. you were on three times. not a lot. mike the situation from "jersey shore" was on this show more times than you. but go on. >> he used to greet me on the sidewalk outside of his studio. i'd come in, this was before politics, of course. but i'd come in, and he'd be standing on the sidewalk, oh, sir, may i bring you in? he'd bring me in. every time. >> jimmy: and by every time he means no times. [ laughter ] did that happen. he loves telling this made-up story. never did i ever stand on the silk to greet donald trump. or any guest. never happened. you guys here in the studio have been out on that sidewalk. do you think i'm going out there? no way. [ laughter ] our guests don't even come in from the sidewalk. they come in through the alley in the back where i also don't stand out there to greet them. [ laughter ] the only time i've ever walked out on the sidewalk for donald trump was to urinate on his star on the walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] that's it.
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you know what? if he wants to come back and accept the invitation i made last night that he make a cognitive test against kamala harris, i will for sure roll out the burnt-orange carpet and go meet him on hollywood boulevard. [ laughter ] the guys that host this podcast are upset with me because i called them doofuses the last time trump was on. which i thought was a nice way of putting it. [ laughter ] but i guess they did not agree. >> kimmel threw shots at us for having you on the first time. >> he called us doofuses when we had you on. >> you know what you do? ask him -- yeah, you do bigger. his show's dying. this one show is dying. colbert is dying. i don't know -- they get paid i assume a lot of money. >> yeah. >> i could get guys for 75,000 bucks a year that have far more talent than him. i'll take -- as an example. any one of you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you think the doofuses understand that was an insult? i'm not sure that they do. [ laughter ] but i tell you what.
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i would sooner vote for any one of those guys than i would donald trump for president. [ applause ] i am genuinely questioning his mental health. he's been doing some really weird stuff lately. last night in pennsylvania, he held a doozy of a town hall, moderated by noted puppy assassin kristi noem. [ laughter ] she traveled up from north dakota. what a mess this was. first of all, he can't seem to remember that the election is november 5th, not january 5th. >> i'll tell you, if everything works out, if everybody gets out and votes on january 5th -- or before. >> jimmy: yeah, or -- [ laughter ] whenever. take your time. then after the medical emergency happened in his head, there was some kind of medical emergency in the room. >> hold it. a doctor, please. some problems. that looks a little bad. this is a little bit of a tough one, i think. a little tough. you know, while we're waiting -- if they could play "ave maria." if you can get it, justin, let's go. if you can. a little quick notice.
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♪ eh. eh. great. beautiful, though, right? listen to that. it's nice. he's going to be okay. we have nice music. we're together. not bad. >> yes. >> not bad. >> jimmy: right. right. >> right? >> jimmy: yeah. everything's going perfectly. just as planned. then there was another medical emergency. they had to carry another person out. and then after only taking five questions at a town hall, he just said to hell with it and started asking his tech guys to play songs off his ipad. >> if my guys can hear me, two things. put up the chart, my favorite chart. and let's listen to pavarotti. put on pavarotti singing "ave maria." nice and loud. turn it up louder. we want a little action here. turn it up louder! ♪ ave maria ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: you're welcome. you're welcome. [ laughter ] i guess he enjoyed that. you'd never know it from his face because flaccido domingo completely now stopped taking questions and just started playing songs. >> so play "ymca." go ahead. let's go. nice and loud. ♪ >> here we go, everybody! ♪ young man ♪ ♪ there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ ymca ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca ♪ >> jimmy: fun, right? i mean, fun, good-bye, good night. good night, everybody. right? nope. ♪ i went to the doctor and guess what he told me ♪ ♪ guess what he told me ♪
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♪ he said girl you better try to have fun no matter what you do ♪ >> jimmy: he played music and kind of did that baby toddler jumping dance that he does for a full 39 minutes. he just stood there swaying like a manatee tangled in seaweed. [ laughter ] >> let me hear that music, please. >> everyone, let's thank president trump. >> loud, nice and loud. ♪ ♪ time to say good-bye ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you took the roll right out of my eyes, lady. why? why? why remain on stage for 39 minutes?
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just pretend it was one of don jr.'s piano recitals and leave. go home. [ laughter ] trump's director of communications was quick to put a positive spin on this. he wrote, "total lovefest at the pennsylvania town hall. everyone was so excited they were fainting so real donald trump turned to music." it was a lovefest. it wasn't a fyre fest. it was a love fest. [ laughter ] i want you to imagine a world in which kamala harris stood at a rally and said nothing, just danced around for almost 40 minutes. fox news would have -- they would have blocked out a full week to cover it. [ laughter ] it would have been like the o.j. chase meets 9/11 month. but when trump does it it's a love fest. many are now seriously questioning whether trump is healthy enough to be running for president. so what does he do? well, he does what he always does. he questions whether his opponent is healthy enough to be running for president. dr. doolittle hands was up attacking kamala's medical records at 12:44 a.m. he wrote, “she suffers from urticaria, defined as a rash of
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round red welts on the skin that itch intensely with dangerous swelling. also known as hives, by the way. “she also has allergic rhinitis and allergic conjunctivitis, a very messy and dangerous situation. these are deeply serious conditions that clearly impact her functioning.” no. those are hives and hay fever. allergic rhinitis is hay fever. and allergic conjunctivitis is when you get red eyes from hay fever. both very serious -- you can't be president with hay fever. [ laughter ] what if the russians bombard the white house with hay? [ laughter ] my god, you'd have to bring in s.e.a.l. team zyrtec. [ laughter ] trump knows -- actually knows a lot about skin conditions. he suffers from having the thinnest skin of any person ever. [ cheers and applause ] this is his excuse for why he hasn't released his medical reports. he wrote, "i put out more medical exams than any other
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president in history." not true. "and aced two cognitive exams. the doctor stated that my cognitive exams were exceptional. i am far healthier than clinton, bush, obama, biden, but especially kamala." [ laughter ] "also i am far too busy campaigning to take time from the 22 days left as i'm using every hour of every day campaigning." last night he spent 39 minutes dancing on stage for no reason, but he's spending every minute -- dr. demental was off the charts. [ laughter ] he wrote, “kamala's report is really bad, my report is perfect, no problems.” and it's in all caps. so that means it's true, right? [ laughter ] you know we can see that you're fat, right? [ cheers ] i mean, we can see your body. this guy, he wasn't healthy enough to be in the military during the draft, but 60 years later he's the healthiest man alive. he's perfect. and while he's too busy to release his medical records scammy hagar did have time today to launch his own cryptocurrency. a world liberty fund token, wlf, or wolf for short, as in this is
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a wolf in sheep's tokens. [ laughter ] trump's son eric is running the fund. he's officially now america's own nigerian prince. [ laughter ] which i would give anything to hear donald trump explain what he thinks cryptocurrency is. i'd watch ten hours of that. he doesn't even understand how tariffs work. trump made a disastrous appearance today at the economic club of chicago. it was obvious to everybody that he had no idea what he was talking about. he was interviewed by the editor in chief for bloomberg, this guy john micklethwait who tried to explain that the cost of tariffs get passed on to consumers here in the united states. >> what about consumers? people out there -- >> they're going to be the biggest beneficiary. >> critics say your tariffs will end up being like a national sales tax. >> no. >> because a country -- america at the moment has $3 trillion worth of imports. you're going to add tariffs to every single one of them. that is going to push up the costs for all those people who want to buy foreign goods. >> no. >> that is just simple mathematics, president trump. >> it's not. it is. but not the way you figure. i was always very good at mathematics.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: the guy who managed to bankrupt a casino was always very good at mathematics. our floundering father was all over the place today. he's uninformed, defensive. at one point he suggested a 2,000% tariff on imported cars. he also wants a 20% tax on all imported goods. millions of americans who enjoy things like alcohol imported from countries like mexico would have to pay 20% more, which is, you know, a lot of money. a major concern for a lot of people like this prominent gentleman who's using his platform to fight back. [ speaking in a non-english language ] guillermo rodriguez. >> guillermo: hola. [ speaking in a non-english language ] >> i'm guillermo rodriguez, and i'm too drunk to approve this message.
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[ cheers and applause ] salud! gracias. >> i'm guillermo rodriguez, and i'm too drunk to approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got my vote, amigo. >> guillermo: thank you, yay! >> jimmy: thank you. we've got a very good show for you tonight. senator reverend raphael warnock is here from georgia. we have music from jennie. and we'll be right back with trevor noah.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, he's a pastor who also happens to be a united states senator from georgia. senator reverend raphael warnock is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a very popular singer, rapper and actress you know from her group blackpink, her new song is "mantra," jennie from the snapdragon outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by mila kunis and joan, "the golden bachelorette," with music
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from royel otis, so join us then. our first guest tonight is a very bright and funny man who did seven years behind the desk at "the daily show." he is also a bestselling author with a new book for kids titled "into the uncut grass." please welcome trevor noah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome. you look well. how are you? >> i could not be better. first of all, can i just say thank you. jimmy waited for me outside on the sidewalk. [ laughter ] welcomed me in. >> jimmy: i was hoping you'd flip me a shiny nickel on my way in. >> that was special, jimmy. that was great. >> jimmy: i do it for all the guests. yeah. isn't that strange? have you ever -- did you go talk to the guests before they would come into "the daily show"? >> yeah, yeah. but not in the street. nobody -- [ laughter ] i do think that would be a fun thing to do, though, is just wait out in the street.
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just imagine what it would be like, right? you coming to jimmy kimmel. and then like in the street you see a man who looks like jimmy kimmel like waving at you in your car. you should do that. >> jimmy: it would be like if you went to disneyland and you entered the parking lot and mickey was working the booth. right? [ laughter ] a little weird. yeah. yeah, i don't know why he's sticking with that story, though. at least the lie is consistent in that case. did you ever have trump on the show? >> no, no, no. we never did. >> jimmy: he did say some bad things about you on -- >> i don't know. i don't keep up with -- >> jimmy: i do. i keep up with it. [ laughter ] >> you have like a feud with him. you have like a real -- >> jimmy: i guess. >> here's what i've noticed. trump's annoyance at people is directly proportional to how big they were when he like focused on the media. does that make sense? >> jimmy: i see. >> "time" magazine is still the biggest thing in his life. and then obviously "jimmy kimmel live." "snl" if they insult him he gets really angry about it. i'm so new to him that he's just like, "that guy." you know what i mean? >> jimmy: i have a little extra something with him because he used to really like me.
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i'm not sure exactly why. and i broke his little heart somehow. >> you realize you could rekindle the friendship and change this country. >> jimmy: oh. yeah, no. i don't think it would change the country. i know i could rekindle the friendship with one compliment. that would be all it takes. and that's why he's such a terrible choice for president. because you can turn him around with a simple comment. i mean, he loves people he hated five minutes ago. >> one hug, jimmy. one hug. >> jimmy: one hug. right around the midsection. >> one hug. just go in there one hug, you change the world. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you doing since you left the show? are you experiencing feelings of depression, anxiety, hopelessness? [ laughter ] is it -- >> i'm good. i miss the vibe. i mean, days like today obviously you watch trump at a rally and he's dancing for 40 minutes. i miss that. >> jimmy: you miss that. >> yeah. because that's just free content. that's like one of those things you go, like, wow. but for the most part, no. i'm traveling more. i'm enjoying being on the road. i get time to write books, try other things. i'm having a good time.
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>> jimmy: i'm going to talk about your book because i read it to my kids last night. i want to give you their review on it. [ laughter ] >> yes! >> jimmy: but as far as the road goes, you like that? because i would think one of the nice things about doing "the daily show" was you got to do jokes but you get to go to the same office every single day. >> yeah, it's good. but there's something about -- there's something about traveling, you know, and discovering a new thing and seeing something different. and then also i like being irritated by everyday things. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> i know this is a strange thing, but i actually love -- like for instance, people on a plane, i still don't understand why they stand up before the doors are open. >> jimmy: it's maddening. >> but i love it. i get angry at it but i love it. >> jimmy: you love it? >> yeah. i don't know. you know when you like hate watching something but i do it in real life with people. i'll be sitting -- my favorite is if i'm on the aisle then they try and stand and then they look at me and then i just sit there looking at them. and they're in like a contorted position. and i just sit there.
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but they want to say, hey, are you going to get up? and i go oh, no, the doors are not -- the doors are not open. >> jimmy: everybody's in a rush to get in a certain spot. >> but why? >> jimmy: why? >> but why, jimmy? the doors are not open. >> jimmy: it's a great question. >> you just rush and then you just stand. >> jimmy: do you find that that is more prevalent in the united states than it is in other countries? >> it's the same in most countries. >> jimmy: really? >> the only place i didn't find that was in japan. >> jimmy: oh, yes. in japan -- >> in japan everything works the way it's supposed to work. like japan's gift is its curse. everything works. everything is precise. but then it also means that people don't connect in the same way. like in america it's like yeah, it's a little bit crazy. it has a vibe. you know what i mean? you might bump into jimmy kimmel on the sidewalk. it's that kind of vibe. [ laughter ] it's just like aaah! i appreciate that. >> jimmy: you know, you're furthering this sidewalk lie about me. [ laughter ] trevor noah is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his book is called "into the uncut grass." we'll be right back.
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grocery and insurance bills, to address climate change, and protect reproductive rights. and i'll work with anyone to get it done. i'm sam liccardo and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with trevor noah. this is his book. it's for your kids. it's called "into the uncut grass." and i read it to my children jane and billy. >> i'm dying to know what they thought. >> jimmy: they enjoyed the book.
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feedback from my daughter. >> i'm completely in. >> jimmy: there's two characters in the book, the teddy bear and the boy. my daughter nine times, what's the boy's name? she wants to know what the boy's name is. >> but that's what i love about the story, is you don't have to have a name. it's not about the -- and i think it's strange and it pulls you in because you don't know the boy's name. do you know what i mean? the bear's walter and then it's just like the boy. >> jimmy: i told her the boy's name was trevor because i was sick of her saying what is the boy's name. so is the boy you -- >> i love the idea of you get angry reading children's books with your kids. you're like the boy's name is trevor! [ bleep ] move on. have a good night, sweetie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a good deal of yelling that goes into every night of reading, yes. sit down, stop moving around. do you want me to read this? i'll stop reading this. [ laughter ] >> this is them to you or you to them? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, this is me to them. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but very sweet book and reminded me -- is the kid based on you at all? >> so what happened was i wanted to write a book -- i know this
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is very -- it's a lofty idea, but i wanted to write a book about conflict resolution. and then i was like, you can go like the whole academic approach and you can sit down with experts. but i was like, conflict resolution fundamentally starts when we're children. right? so how do you resolve conflict? how do you deal with conflict in your life? a lot of that is formed by your relationship with your parents. they teach you how to fight. they teach you how to make up. they teach you how to see an argument and yourself in it. so i wanted to write a book that was about that but like in the simplest way, not make it complicated, not about a hard issue. it's a boy who doesn't want to make his bed because it's a saturday. he decides to run away from home. and in the uncut grass he meets all these magical characters that help him reckon with the idea of conflict, with the idea of the bed and his mom. >> jimmy: i'm now seeing the irony of me yelling at the children during a book about conflict resolution. [ laughter ] that hadn't really dawned on me until just now. okay. so one of the strategies that the snails have in the book is when they disagree on something, like this snail wants to go on
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this path with the grass and this snail wants to go on the shorter path with the rocks, they do each other's idea. so the snail -- what i'm saying. and then at the end -- so that's an interesting strategy. >> so here's the thing. one of the things we take for granted at times is we think that we are right until we are wrong. i don't know anybody who argues thinking that they're wrong. everyone's like i'm right, i'm right, i'm right, i'm right. and then you discover that you're wrong. and then because you've tied yourself to the idea that you had you now can't let it go. we see this with everything. we see it with politics. we see it in relationships. we see it with friendships. people go, well, i still think that -- well, you were wrong. but now you don't want to let go of the wrongness because it's tied to you. in that story really what's happening is the snails are going, i'll try it your way, you try it my way, and let's see what we discover on that journey. because there may be things i discover about your way of seeing the world or your way of doing something that might inform me differently. does that make sense?
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>> jimmy: it makes a lot of sense. >> it's not right or wrong. it's just about can you try it from my perspective? >> it makes a lot of sense but it also makes it very clear to me that you do not have children, specifically a boy and a girl. [ laughter ] >> actually, it's funny you say that. can i tell you one of the best reviews i got was from -- i love that kids give me the reviews. like adults will like intellectualize things. kids are honest. and one of the best things a kid said to me about the book was they said, "mr. trevor, can i tell you? i really enjoyed the book. it was fantastic." and goes like, "but you know what i also realized with you? you made me realize that parents that don't have kids are really the best kinds of parents." [ laughter ] and i was like, me? he's like yeah, you're a cool parent. i was like oh, you mean adult? he's like, it's the same thing. [ laughter ] and you are right. i think i am a little more chill with young people. >> jimmy: and the book's about a kid who doesn't want to have a parent, at least part of the book. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you a kid -- are you an adult who makes your bed? that's a thing. >> okay.
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so here's the thing. whether you make your bed or not is almost irrelevant to me. what i do have -- >> jimmy: it means a lot to me. [ laughter ] >> i have a problem -- i already know what kind of person you are. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i have a problem with people, especially bed makers, who believe that is the only way to live and they look down upon the non-bed makers and they'll be like, how can you start your day -- it's very easy to start your day like that. you get out of the bed and you leave. [ laughter ] and a lot of people don't realize this. your bed needs to breathe. you can sweat almost a cup of sweat during the night. >> jimmy: at least. >> you're just like covering the bed up. >> jimmy: i'm on your side. i'm a non-bed maker. >> you are! my man! [ cheers and applause ] do your kids make the bed? >> jimmy: that's the best way to resolve a conflict, is you do it your way and i also do it your way. [ laughter ] this happens to be my way as well. and we have a very messy bed together. trevor noah, everybody. this is the book. [ cheers and applause ] it's called "into the uncut grass."
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from jennie is on the way. our next guest is a united states senator from the important state of georgia, and he's a pastor too. three weeks from tonight he will be praying very hard for all of us. please welcome senator reverend raphael warnock! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thanks for coming. how is your state doing after the hurricane a couple weeks ago? >> well, we're hanging in there. and look, georgia's been hit pretty hard. this hurricane has done some damage. but there's been a robust response from fema, from the biden-harris administration. when you're in that kind of situation, relief can't come soon enough.
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>> jimmy: now, marjorie taylor greene i know is also from georgia. she -- did you apologize on behalf of democrats for sending the hurricane to your own state? [ laughter ] because it seems like a very self-destructive thing for you and the democratic party to do. >> i pray for her every day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you really pray for her specifically every day? >> i do. >> jimmy: you do. >> i do. >> jimmy: how long's the list? like is it a short list that she's on? [ laughter ] >> look, she's a congressperson from our state. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and representing people is no small thing. i consider it the honor of my life. for the people of your state to say that as we take stock of our lives, as we look into the lives of our children, think about what we want for them, as we see our aging parents as they deal with both the blessings and the burdens of getting older, we're
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going to send you to washington. and we're going to trust that in rooms of power where deals are cut that at the end of the day, you're going to be thinking about us. that's a sacred trust. it's the honor of my life. and i'm honored to do it on behalf of the people of georgia. >> jimmy: and as a pastor as well, i would imagine that -- [ cheers and applause ] i mean, you can tell me, is being a pastor something that helps you reach across the aisle? is that something that makes people on the other side of the aisle more open to you reaching out? >> here's the thing about being a pastor. you get to pick your church. but we take whoever shows up. [ laughter ] so in my baptist tradition, every sunday after the sermon i literally say, the doors of the church are open. which means whosoever will, let them come. and i've tried to take that same spirit with me to washington, d.c. i'm listed as one of the most bipartisan senators in the senate. [ applause ]
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i do a lot of work with republicans. i've done work with tommy tuberville to help farmers. in georgia. and alabama. although he and i disagree about 96% of the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> i've worked with marco rubio to deal with the issue of maternal mortality. there are way too many women dying in the united states of america just trying to bring a baby into the world. among wealthy nations, we have the dubious distinctions of outstripping everybody. and for black women, it's three to four times the rate of their white sisters. and so i said to marco rubio, you're pro-life. how about let's save the lives of these women? [ cheers and applause ] who are trying to bring children into the world. >> jimmy: that's a nice way of putting it. >> this terrible situation has gotten worse now as we've seen these extreme abortion bans in georgia.
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as donald trump has taken credit, as he should, for overthrowing roe v. wade. we had a young woman in georgia, amber thurman, a young mother. she had a 6-year-old son. and she needed a basic -- basic medical care, you know, that they do every single day. a d&c. and she didn't get it done. she was laying in the hospital for 20 hours. why? because the doctors were somewhere on a dilemma between their hippocratic oath and the reality that they might be imprisoned. and there she was languishing in this dilemma created by male politicians. and this young woman literally lost her life. she should be alive today. i did a press conference earlier today with her family. there are no words for that. and so here's what i believe. i get some grief from folks who
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think that they own the meaning of the gospel. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> i am a pro-choice pastor. [ applause ] i think that on this question, the issue is not what you personally think about abortion. the issue is whose decision is it? and what we are seeing in realtime is that regardless of your view on this, the medicine and the science is clearly more complicated and more complex than the politics. doctors are having to make these decisions every day. women are faced with these issues every day. and that's why i believe that a patient's room is too small and cramped a space for a woman, her doctor, and the united states government. [ applause ] >> jimmy: may i ask in your opinion, anyway, how did the gop manage to cast itself as the party of christianity? and do you believe jesus would be a republican? [ laughter ]
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>> look, i'm a matthew 25 christian. i believe that the acetate test of your faith is the depth of your commitment to the poor and the most marginalized members of the human family. and so my faith is what guides me in the work that i'm doing. [ applause ] but i think democrats make a mistake when they allow the other side to own the language around faith and values. my faith causes me to reach out to the poor. it causes me to hear people who are struggling and to build what dr. king called the beloved community. my faith is not a weapon. it's a bridge. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we've seen, if the polls are to be believed, we've seen that black american men are
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supporting donald trump in bigger numbers than they did the last time around. it seems like significantly bigger numbers. why do you suppose that is, and what can you say to those people? >> well, i've heard some of that reporting. and you know, black men are not a monolith. so you know, he'll get some votes. but i don't think there will be huge swaths of black men voting for donald trump. i think that the issue is helping men to understand how important it is for them to show up and to vote. and that if they do anything other than vote for kamala harris, they move him that much closer to the white house. but as black men, as the black community, as all of us, people of moral courage take stock of donald trump, here's a man who early in his career was found by the justice department to discriminate against people of color when it came to renting his apartments. here's the man who took out a full-page ad in the "new york
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times" when five young men of color were accused of a heinous crime. he said they ought to receive the death penalty. and years later when we found out that the "central park five" were innocent, they became "the exonerated five," donald trump has never apologized to them. has never shown any contrition. and he literally rode into politics on a racist birther lie that barack obama was not born here. it was another way of saying, you're not one of us. we know what this is all about. and so i think as black men take stock of that, contrast his record to kamala harris, who as a prosecutor, rather than prosecuting folks to the extent of the law around marijuana possession, for example, she found ways to try to give them a path, a second chance. and now she's pushing for the legalization of cannabis. she's trying to -- [ applause ] i think it's a good idea.
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i support cannabis legalization. i'm not looking for any myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not? because there's places all over the neighborhood. [ laughter ] guillermo, go get -- >> i had to wear a mask into the studio today just to get down the sidewalk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. you don't want to fail that test. well, it's great to have you here. thank you for being with us. and thank you for sharing all that. do you feel hopeful? is this -- do you feel positive, optimistic? >> look, i've had five elections in georgia. it's going to be close. but i believe we can pull it out in georgia, and i believe that kamala harris will indeed be the next president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] we've just got to do the work. >> jimmy: senator reverend raphael warnock, everybody. thank you. we'll be back with jennie! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by snapdragon. at the heart of the devices you love.
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we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, making her u.s. television debut, her song is called "mantra." jennie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ this that flaunt ya just touched down in l.a. ♪ ♪ pretty girls don't do drama less we wanna ♪ ♪ it'll be depending on the day ♪ ♪ pretty girls packed in a defender ♪ ♪ know imma defend her never let her catch no stray ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ she's that stunna make you wanna swing both ways ♪ ♪ mix me with the drama drama ♪ ♪ check you like commas ah-uh uh uh ♪ ♪ my clothes are pajamas 'jamas straight from the cold plunge ♪ ♪ daytime baddie use her mi-mind ♪ ♪ quick switch of the fit for the nigh-night ♪ ♪ swerving through the lane we'll be 20 minutes late ♪ ♪ cuz we had to do the in-and-out drive-by ♪ ♪ it's not that deep i'm not that drunk ♪ ♪ sometimes girls just gotta have fun ♪ ♪ throw it back all that ♪ ♪ me and my sis way too
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attached ♪ ♪ it's not that deep we're not that dumb ♪ ♪ look at them bonnie's on the run ♪ ♪ inside glowing like the sun ♪ ♪ you gonna feel us everyday ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ this that flaunt ya just touched down in l.a. ♪ ♪ pretty girls don't do drama less we wanna ♪ ♪ it'll be depending on the day ♪ ♪ pretty girls packed in a defender ♪ ♪ know imma defend her never let her catch no stray ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ she's that stunna make you wanna swing both ways ♪ ♪ love, what it feel like feel like ♪ ♪ to be off of the grid like all-night ♪ ♪ ohh, what it feel like we ain't even gonna track no one ♪ ♪ swerve off on the creeps no weird vibes ♪ ♪ we ain't never let it ruin a good time ♪ ♪ ain't nobody gon dim our good light ♪ ♪ this them words we living by ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ this that flaunt ya just touched down in l.a. ♪ ♪ pretty girls don't do drama less we wanna ♪ ♪ it'll be depending on the day ♪ ♪ pretty girls packed in a defender ♪ ♪ know imma defend her never let her catch no stray ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ she's that stunna make you wanna swing both ways ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ this that flaunt ya just touched down in l.a. ♪
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♪ pretty girls don't do trauma ♪ ♪ no new drama we already got a full day ♪ ♪ pretty girls that you gonna remember ♪ ♪ know that you could never nothing ever trigger me ♪ ♪ this that pretty girl mantra ♪ ♪ she that stunna everyone know she is me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ pretty ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. tonight i dangers the dark side behind the rise of artificial intelligence. one mother's warning. you
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