>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tiffany haddish, olivia rodrigo, and science bob pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. thank you. thank you. cleto. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm looking for costumes right now on what is a very happy halloween for baseball fans here in l.a., home of the world series champion los angeles dodgers. [ cheers and applause ] last night, they beat the yankees in a lot of ways the yankees beat the yankees. [ laughter ] they blew it in the fifth inning. they had a 5-0 lead, made a series of errors. they say it was the most embarrassing thing to happen to new york since rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] and now we wait for the yankees' legal challenges to play out in court -- [ laughter ] -- before we can certify the

results. hear how crazy that sounds? yeah. [ laughter ] it was the biggest comeback in world series history. the dodgers and their fans back home were ready to celebrate. >> los angeles, your dodgers have won the world series! >> what's it like in l.a. right now? oh, my goodness! >> the party is on, baby. ♪ >> fireworks in the middle of la cienega, yeah. >> jimmy: no, it is not legal, people. [ laughter ] definitely not legal to shoot fireworks on la sienna ga boulevard. [ laughter ] every once in a while living in l.a. you have a moment where you realize everyone has fireworks except you. [ laughter ] the last one happened during the pandemic so the fans had to go twice as crazy this time around with the fireworks, lots of illegal fireworks. waving flags. they had the traditional cars

doing doughnuts in the intersection. they set a bus on fire in echo park. and then things got really crazy with some totally out-of-control line dancing. [ laughter ] you know what? fun is fun, but that's just too much. why do they have to burn the bus? it was a perfectly good bus. cities should provide fans with -- after a team wins a game, cities should provide the fans with tough stuff they can destroy. things they were going to throw out anyway. we don't need this mailbox, here, blow this up. [ laughter ] meanwhile, while we were torching buses, this is how they celebrated in shohei ohtani's hometown. [ laughter ] that's what you call japan-demonium right there. [ laughter ] the victory parade is tomorrow. it starts at city hall downtown, and based on traffic, sure to end somewhere around opening day next season. [ laughter ] we have a parade tonight too for

halloween. it's hard to tell when it's halloween in hollywood. we have crazy people walking around in costumes every night here. the top costume this year was the shrunken head guy from "beetlejuice." the least popular is the hop to it girls' father. [ laughter ] this is bob from "beetlejuice." he's number one this year. bob coming in at number two on the list, ray gun, from the olympics. [ laughter ] to me that's better than a gold medal. catnap, a character from "poppy play time," which is a weird mystery thing that no parents understand. [ laughter ] just outside the top ten at number 11, the chipotle burrito costume. [ laughter ] diarrhea not included. our son was so excited about halloween, he woke up this morning at 3:45, which is terrible. i'm considering taking legal action. [ laughter ] there are also too many candies.

we don't need 600 kinds of halloween candy. some of them need to go, and i have to say, i would start with this. smartees. there's nothing smart about them. they are so -- the wrappers -- zoom in on that wrapper. you can see the wrapper is a picture of the wrapper. [ laughter ] no one buys these. they just show up. i have a theory they're the same smartees from when we were kids, they just keep circulating like nickels. they taste like nickels, too. did you ever see the smartees box? "family owned since 1949," and boy, do they taste like it. [ laughter ] they taste just like 1940, like tums with no ant acid in them. it's time for smartees to go. guillermo, thank you very much. smartees, you are not delete, delicious, or fun. you are hereby banished from our planet and sentenced to an eternity in hell.

even hell doesn't want smartees! get this out of here. [ cheers and applause ] and you're next, almond joy. the not so great pumpkin got a head start on halloween yesterday. he showed up for a rally dressed as a garbage can. [ laughter ] which i do have to say, the vest really brings out the color of his mouth. [ laughter ] he even rode around in a garbage truck. he got a garbage truck and put his name on it. because he is a ridiculous person. [ laughter ] but sean hannity, god bless him, the dumber trump gets, the deeper sean digs to spin stupid into smart. >> one man's trash is another man's treasure. and today in wisconsin, take a look at that. [ laughter ] this may go down as an iconic, epic moment that we will remember for a long time. >> jimmy: oh, yes. epic. iconic. all of those things. washington crossed the delaware. trump hitched a ride in a garbage truck. [ laughter ]

[ applause ] let's have another look at our hero struggling to get into that truck in this iconic moment. [ laughter ] crazy fingers, i found some fried chilken in the back! [ laughter ] then -- yeah. he did manage to get his load into the cabin of the cab from which he decided it would be a good idea to hold a press conference. >> biden should be ashamed of himself. and he knows what he's even doing. and she should be ashamed because she shouldn't let him do it. she's the vice president and i assume she's acting as the president. she should never have let that happen. i hope you enjoy this garbage truck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more than you'll ever know. the garbage is driving the truck. and then this lunatic decides to stay in the garbage costume for the whole duration of his speech. like a 4-year-old who wants to wear his costume to school. [ laughter ] i have to say, if there is a single image that we will look back on and say, this defines what america was going through in 2024, i think it will be the

republican nominee for president dancing to the song "ymca" in a garbage man costume. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ young man there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i said young man ♪ >> jimmy: it's easy to do, you just do it like this. [ laughter ] that vest will come in handy when he's on the side of the highway picking up trash with the other inmates. [ cheers and applause ] trump was in albuquerque today where he had a lot of trouble finding a venue because he still owes that city $445,000 from the last time his circus came to town. he stiffed them when he left, which is what he does. and of course, the reason trump is a cosplay garbage man this week is to try to distract us from the backlash he's getting from the puerto rican community and other spanish-speaking americans for that rally he did in new york sunday. in order to, how do you say

"ingratiate" in spanish, guillermo? [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: in order to do that -- [ laughter ] he decided to get to know the heavily white crowd. >> you know in the east coast, they like being called hispanics, you know this? on the west coast, they like being called latinos. so poll. give me a free i don't have to spend $300,000. which do you prefer? latinos? oh-oh. hispanics. as i was saying, i love the hispanics, i love them. they're great people, and they are warm. they are warm. sometimes they're too warm, you want to know the truth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is going on here? [ speaking spanish ] i mean, what do you think he means by they're too warm? >> guillermo: oh -- they're, like -- i think -- say that like --

[ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: si. caliente. too mucho caliente. >> the reason kamala's campaign has been reduced, this desperate, pathetic string of hoaxes and lies, it's very simple. she's a liar. she's a train wreck who is totally unqualified to be the president of the united states of america. there are some people who thrive on depression. there are some people who crack under pressure. she's a cracker. [ laughter ] [ moans ] >> jimmy: oh. got to be careful, you keep talking like that, they might vote for her. [ laughter ] last week, trump sat with joe rogan for three mostly incomprehensible hours. today it was his running mate's turn on the couch that he definitely didn't try to have sex with -- [ laughter ] -- to sure some of the deep and learned thoughts he has about gay men. >> i wouldn't be surprised if me and trump won just the normal

gay guy vote. >> oh, sure. >> again, they just want to be left the hell alone. now you have all this crazy stuff on top of it that they're like, oh, we didn't want to get pharmaceutical products to 9-year-olds who are transitioning their genders, we just wanted to be left the hell alone. >> jimmy: yes, j.d., i'm sure the "normal" gays will be lining up to vote for you. [ laughter ] you can tell these guys are getting desperate when they start in with the gay stuff. tucker carlson. no bottom is too deep for tucker carlson to scrape. >> i'm very obviously gay. i look around, we're gay. and i'm sure i'll be attacked for saying that. he's not gay but he seems gay. >> jimmy: if that isn't the pot calling the kettle fierce. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i just find it very interesting, coming from a man whose screen saver is a closeup of vladimir putin's nipples, that's all. [ laughter ] have you seen those ridiculous,

fear-mongering, anti-transgender ads trump is running? they ran like 500 times. there is no group too vulnerable for these animals to attack. i guess it's important for trump voters to know, he doesn't go for any funny stuff. >> kamala harris supports traction pair-funded transgendered surgeries for prisoners. she wants to make america gay. donald j. trump is not gay. he's the least gay. donald trump dodged the draft just to make sure he didn't have to shower with dudes. donald trump would rather dance with ladies. beautiful ladies. to his favorite band, the village people. donald trump loves ladies so much, he likes to smell them. he's a man, not a tran. when president trump talks about arnold palmer's big old hog -- >> this is a guy that was all man. >> it's because he loves golf, not balls.

he doesn't like balls at all. >> huge. >> the sicko liberals could never turn donald trump into a woman. chop off one penis, another one will grow back in its place. kamala is for they/them. president trump fors him. it's election day, not election gay. vote trump. garbage trucks! >> any questions? >> paid for by the committee to elect donald gay trump. >> yay! >> jimmy: yay, yay. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show for you tonight. tiffany haddish is here. science bob is with us. and in honor of halloween, a special prank from olivia rodrigo next, so stick around.

>> jimmy: welcome back. it's halloween night, and instead of making kids cry by tricking them into believing we ate their candy this year, we wanted to surprise them with a treat they would love. so we invited some unsuspecting kids to a house where, little did they know, behind the door was a pop music superstar named olivia rodrigo. ♪ >> i'm olivia >> and i'm olivia rodrigo. it's nice to see you. >> guillermo: hi, kids. >> hi. >> guillermo: guess who i am? >> olivia rodrigo. >> guillermo: you guys like olivia rodrigo? >> yes, she's one of my favorite artists. >> guillermo: oh, my god.

>> hi! nice to meet you. >> i went to your concert. >> no way. >> i look just like that? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: hi, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> guillermo: you want some guts? >> no. >> i'm good. >> guillermo: guts? >> or do you want candy? >> candy. >> yeah? >> guillermo: do you know who i am? >> do you know who this is? >> no. >> do you know who his costume is? >> no. >> do you, sweet if a >> why are you not talking? >> you like me? >> no. >> do you want to look at my driver's license? it's me. >> yeah, right there. >> happy halloween. >> guillermo: no one is going to be leaving school tomorrow!

>> hi, guys, happy halloween! how's your trick-or-treating going? oh, am i that scary? oh, come here. give me a hug. oh! okay, i have a question for you guys. so for halloween, i have some candy for you guys. or i have some boring, dirty old money. what do you guys want? >> candy. >> take what you want. >> trick-or-treat! >> hi, guys. hey, do you guys have a favorite singer? >> shh! >> taylor swift, olivia rodrigo. >> olivia rodrigo. >> yeah? well, that's a good answer. happy halloween! thanks for saying that. you made my day. >> i love you so much! >> aww, thank you, that means a lot. do you guys want some candy?

>> sure. >> let's do it. are you having a stroke? >> trick-or-treat! oh, my god! [ screaming ] >> oh, my god! >> happy halloween! hi! hi. >> hi. >> what's your name? >> mena. >> mena, do you know what i'm dressed up as for halloween? >> olivia rodrigo? >> olivia rodrigo? you got it on the nose. high five, girlfriend. do you know any of her songs? i'll give one piece of candy for

every song of hers you can name. ready? go. >> enough for you. stranger. catch me now. all i want. >> oh, wow, keep going. >> good friend to you. [ ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ] >> i love you, give me a hug. you're so sweet. do you know who i'm supposed to be? >> yes! >> olivia rodrigo! >> do you like her? >> yes! >> what is the song? >> "vampire." >> should we sing it? >> yeah. >> ready? ♪

♪ you only come out at night ♪ ♪ i used to think i was smart ♪ ♪ but you made me look so naive ♪ ♪ you sink your teeth into me ♪ ♪ heart stopper dream crusher ♪ ♪ leave me dry like a ♪ >> whoo! >> guillermo: i'm a vampire! >> yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. thank you is olivia. olivia rodrigo: guts world tour is on netflix right now. we'll be right back with tiffany haddish! >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, returning to the show to thrill us with astounding feats of physics and chemistry, science bob pflugfelder is here. [ cheers and applause ] wow, that's beautiful. yeah.

that was my head under that silly string. we have some good stuff planned for tonight. next week, we've got good stuff as well. we've got new shows with guests including allison janney, john david washington, don johnson, the hosts of "pod save america" and world series mvp freddie freeman will be here and perhaps he might bring some friends? >> guillermo: i hope so, yeah, i hope so. >> jimmy: guillermo got so drunk watching the dodgers game last night, he no longer knows the difrks between kit kats and tic-tacs. [ laughter ] we'll also have music from alessia cara, m-x-m-toon and the one and only stevie nicks. our first guest was kind enough to leave a huge bowl of halloween candy on her front porch to be here tonight. she is co-host of a new docuseries called "black comedy in america," watch new episodes tuesdays at 10 on vice tv. please welcome tiffany haddish. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: what did you throw at everyone? >> candy. >> jimmy: candy, okay. >> yeah, it's halloween, right? sweets for the sweet people. >> jimmy: that's very nice of you. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you take trick-or-treaters at your house? >> i don't. >> jimmy: you don't, really? >> i'm lying, i do. i'm like -- okay, so -- i steal the craft services. >> jimmy: oh, from the snack table at work? >> the snack tables at work. >> jimmy: right. >> i collect that in a drawer. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then once halloween comes around, it's full of candy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you plan ahead? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long will the candy stay in the drawer before halloween? >> a year. >> jimmy: a year, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> a year, a year. because i'll eat a little every

month when my endometriosis kicks in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm impressed by your nails. >> thank you, darling. >> jimmy: is that for halloween? >> yes, this is for halloween, from the movie "haunted mansion." this is a part of my costume, haunted mansion. >> jimmy: you hang on to everything. >> i take everything from the set, darling, everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have -- do you have a party or something you're going to after this? >> i'm definitely going to some parties. last night i went to a party? whose party? >> it was la la anthony's party. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i wasn't planning on going to no parties. i wasn't invited. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> i was going to this comedy show. somebody told me about the party. i said, "oh, i'll go." i was not dressed. >> jimmy: oh, a costume. were you naked? [ laughter ] >> that would have been on tmz already. my body banging. [ laughter ] that would have been a costume in itself. that might be my costume tonight. >> jimmy: hey, why not?

that's an easy costume. [ cheers and applause ] but tonight -- >> so last night, i went out. i did a show, right? what i wore was something i normally just wear around the house. something a little lacy, some mc hammer-type pants, wrap-around kind of like a kimono top. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> they match, though. because i coordinate, even in the house. [ laughter ] i did my comedy show. and i was going to leave, and they were talking about the party. so i went to the party. everybody ace like, "what are you? karate kid?" "i was like, "yeah." i was thinking more like a foreign gardener, like a foreign farmer, you know, in a far-away land. >> jimmy: okay, but i think you made the right choice when you walk into a room and people guess what your costume is -- >> i'm like, "yeah, yeah! i'm karate kid!" >> jimmy: was it fun? how long did you stay? >> about 45 minutes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: must have not been great. >> it was a good party, but i didn't feel like i fit in. everybody was -- all the women

was naked, and i was -- >> jimmy: right. >> really clothed. looking like i'm pulling weeds. [ laughter ] pulling weeds and doing tai chi, that's what it looked like. >> jimmy: did you have a go-to costume when you were a kid? >> i didn't celebrate halloween when i was a kid. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> no, when i was a kid, in the household i grew up in, it was like, that's a demonic holiday. that's dealing with demons. it's pagan istic. we don't beg people for candy, we go around telling people about god. >> jimmy: wow, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what a bummer, huh? [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: the kind of thing that makes you not believe in god, really. >> oh, it made me believe in god because it is demons out here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, demons out here, it's true. >> demons out here. i didn't know them as a kid. as an adult, the devil do not take vacations. why don't you take vacations, satan? [ laughter ] take a day off. leave me alone! >> jimmy: isn't it interesting, though, that you wound up taking

a job being an actor in which you dress up in costumes professionally? >> i know. i love it. >> jimmy: are they okay with that? >> they are okay with that. >> jimmy: they are. >> they're okay with that, because they're eating off of that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what about when you're in a movie like "haunted mansion"? are they okay with that? >> they were not okay with me doing "haunted mansion." they were saying, oh, i'm concerned about you doing "haunted mansion," you know, you playing a medium, that's getting a connection with the ghosts and the spirits and the demons. you might bring some of them home. i'm like, i'm going to bring in a check before i bring any of that. >> jimmy: a check and a lot of candy. >> the kids today, they're going to get so much candy from "bad boys 4." they're going to get candy from the set of "black comedy in america." >> jimmy: wow. >> they're going to get candy from -- i stole some of your candy already. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great, great, give to it the kids. >> everywhere i know. if you see me somewhere, know that i have left there with some sweet treats.

lav live. >> jimmy: you mentioned "black comedy in america." this is your docuseries. what a great idea. is this your idea? >> it's something i've been doing for a long time anyways. i love talking about comedy, love learning the history about it. how did this person get this job? so i can learn how to get jobs, so i can learn how to get better. this needs to be shared with the world. you really start to understand the psyche of different cultures in how it all actually coincides together. >> jimmy: where does it start? who does it start with? >> we start -- okay. right now, remember the first episode. out drinking marijuana. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> we start in the 1900s. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> 1800s, 1900s. we start with the vaudeville days. with the step and fetch its. the amos and andys and all that. last night, the other night, the episode, sitcom era, the 1970s. >> jimmy: that's my era. >> that's your era right there. >> jimmy: for sure. "good times."

"jeffersons." what sitcoms did you get into? >> we got into all of those plus "redd foxx" show. >> jimmy: "sanford and sons," the best. >> the best, right? then i got marla gibbs to come and sit down with me and talk to her, and i learned so much. the whole time i was interviewing her, i was trying my best not to cry. because i realized, i'm looking into my future, and it's so exciting for me. i'm hearing her speaking -- we got the same kind of throttles. we both worked at the airlines. we both dealt with men who was no good and we had to kick them to the curb. we had so much in common. how she wants to build up the community, and that's what i'm doing. she bought the old watchtower theater and had all these programs, theater programs, that i was a part of a couple of those. then for me to be like on the street, i still live in south central l.a. to be building a grocery store right around the corner that's going to help the community. like for me it's like, man, this is -- she's my real grandma. are you my real mama?

>> jimmy: she's great, isn't she? >> she's the best. she's still so funny and so vibrant and fun, and we on the phone now. >> jimmy: you do? >> we about to go manhunting together. it's crazy. >> jimmy: marla's going manhunting. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: we'll put her on the apps, will you? >> we're not going on the apps, we're doing it the old-school way, the natural way. >> jimmy: what is the natural way? >> walk through the grocery store in a cute skirt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bumping carts? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have -- i wonder if you have some time. we're going to do a science experiment next. we're going to blow some stuff up. >> oh. >> jimmy: and whatnot. would you be willing to stay for that? >> you know i'm a scientist, right? they call me dr. haddish in the streets. >> jimmy: you know what, i have heard that. [ laughter ] tiffany haddish is with us. her show is called "black comedy in america." you can see it tuesdays at 10:00 on vice tv, and we will both be right back with science bob pflugfelder! - happy birthday, dad. - happy birthday!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a man of science, an educator and an entertainer who is now collaborating with fellow mad scientist mark rober at crunchlabs.com. here to make magic appear before our very eyes, science

bob pflugfelder. [ cheers and applause ] >> happy halloween. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'd like to introduce you to tiffany haddish. >> we've met. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know if you know this, tiffany's kind of a card-carrying nerd. >> jimmy: tiffany, you're a nerd? >> i am a scientist. >> jimmy: a scientist. >> a doctor. >> jimmy: we think of them as the same thing, yeah. >> no, no. >> jimmy: what did you and bob talk about? >> we caud about candide. >> making cultures of bacteria, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> microscopes. making diamonds. >> jimmy: well -- oh, my god. wow. >> he told me to do it in front of the camera. >> jimmy: i feel some candide forming right now. [ laughter ] you're working with mark rober at crunch labs, which is a lot of fun. so great for kids. they really learn. like you trick them into

watching youtube. >> yeah, we're teaming up. we want to take everyone, but especially kids, turn them into engineers and inventors and innovators and make anything that they can think of become reality and make the world the most awesome place. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: excellent. so let's see what we've got over here. >> okay, all right. we've got a little -- i like random acts of science. maybe things you can do at home. we're going to show you what we've got here. this will probably -- you want to be really careful with because you're going to need two really sharp, big knives for this one. i'm going to hand you each one of these, you want the blades to go toward the ceiling. >> jimmy: all right. oh, i mean -- i'm nervous now. >> behave. [ laughter ] >> i like when you tell me to behave. >> okay. all right. so this -- [ laughter ] this is newspaper. this goes on lear. just a loop of newspaper. >> jimmy: okay. guille guillermo, it's just a loop of newspaper, don't worry. [ laughter ] >> then just got this little wood dowel here. i want you to take a little step

in. all right, great, great. actually, tell you what. i'm going to have you swap with guillermo. you come over here. >> jimmy: okay. >> that way you, you can lead the demo here. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> this is a big dowel. what i'm going to have you do is you're going to swing it, and you're going to hit the front of that. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay? >> jimmy: hard? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> hard and fast as you can. >> jimmy: all right. >> we've got a couple things to think about. >> jimmy: okay. >> we have very sharp blades on newspaper. and we've got the dowel here. so what's going to happen? like, are they both going to tear? are none of them going to tear? >> is my nail going to break? >> your nail will not break a nail. >> if i break a nail, it's going to be a problem. >> jimmy: you'll have to do the sequel. >> i'll have to do the sequel. >> will the stick break? how's it all going to go down? what's your guess? >> jimmy: well, i don't know. i feel like i'm about to get a discounted vasectomy. [ laughter ] >> we'll see. let's find out. down a little bit on this. there we go.

>> jimmy: all right. >> so -- >> jimmy: you're saying -- it makes sense that it would cut right through the paper if i hit it. >> very sharp knives, really sharp knives. >> jimmy: if that was the case, this would be a very boring demonstration. so i'm going to guess that i'm going to break the stick. >> okay, let's find out. >> jimmy: all right. >> again, key to this one is speed. all right, here you are, you ready? there we go. and three, two, one, go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i broke a lot of sticks. >> a shard in my knee! >> jimmy: are you okay? i got hurt too. was that supposed to happen? >> yes. look, a lot of things broke but the newspaper didn't. >> jimmy: oh, thank god, we wouldn't want to damage that newspaper. [ laughter ] all right. that is great. >> going to take these, going to take these. >> jimmy: all right. great. >> and we'll get that. >> jimmy: all right, great. >> so, here's the great thing about being like a maker and an innovator. you see something in your head, and if you can't get it at

walmart, you just make it happen. i had a vision, you're going to be on the halloween show. so come over here, i'll show you what i got. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. jimmy -- you here. yeah, there we go. great. so i had a vision. here was my vision. we'd have a derby. and in the derby, we'd have all those balloons on wires. except these balloons wouldn't be filled with helium. they'd be filled with hydrogen. which is really flammable. >> jimmy: this is a dream that you had? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] a vision i had. all right? and then we'd have these cars -- >> jimmy: wru were you at a fish concert? >> no, no. then these cars, we have remote-controlled cars. they race around and try to pop the balloons. but how are they going to pop the balloons? with flame flowers. >> what? >> jimmy: i'm in, then, yeah. >> let me find out what diabolical science this be. >> we have fun. it's halloween, so i figured they'd be pumpkin flame throwers.

>> jimmy: oh, great. >> that's going to be yours. this is going to be yours. let's uncover them on three. one, two, three. >> jimmy: wow, look at that. okay. great. >> there they are. by your likeness. so you have your remote controls. tiffany, you're going to be teaming up with guillermo. guillermo's going to be driving. this button is going to be the flame thrower button. >> jimmy: is it the red button? >> yeah, it's the red button. so, here's how it works. jimmy, your job is to try to pop as many of the orange balloons as possible with your flame thrower. >> jimmy: no problem. >> guillermo, you're going to try to pop as many white balloons as possible. whoever pops the most or pops them first is the winner. are we ready? three, two, one! >> jimmy: so i shouldn't pop guillermo's balloons. >> right. >> jimmy: what about the camera guy's? whoa! guillermo, what, are you crazy?

>> watch out, watch out! don't hurt yourself. >> jimmy: mine's stuck, it won't go back -- oh! >> yeah, yeah, you're back. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> white one right there. oh, yeah! >> jimmy: wow. >> we blowing them up! come on, guillermo. >> there we go. >> jimmy: we got to send these to ukraine. >> that one over there. right there. >> go back. >> don't do this one. that one, that one, that one. >> jimmy: blow up guillermo's. >> yeah. here we go. >> audience, let's count down. you've got ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one -- [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: wow! >> i think you won. >> jimmy: it's over, guillermo. wow, that was terrifying.

>> we won. >> so the winner of the -- >> jimmy: who's the winner? >> the very first pumpkin flame thrower derby is guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. yeah, all right. more with -- what are we going to do when we come back? >> i'm going to show way to dispose of your pumpkins. >> jimmy: excellent. science bob is here. we'll be right back.

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to give political access to big money donors. but when it comes to fighting for us... low's missed nearly 1,000 votes... from affordable housing to climate change. evan low only serves himself. >> jimmy: we are back with tiffany haddish and science bob. of course, guillermo is here. what are you do -- what's your role here, guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't know, jimmy, i just watch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very good. >> support, he's support. >> jimmy: science bob has built what appears to be a bong. [ laughter ] >> no, no. all right, so -- >> jimmy: not a bong. >> bong, no, no. all right, so -- >> i got a lighter. [ laughter ] >> it's a weapon. okay. so here's the deal. when you like are an engineer and you can kind of think ideas and make them reality? >> jimmy: yeah? >> you solve problems. a lot of problems afteral wean is you got all these pumpkins

left over, maybe ones you didn't carve. what do you do with them? >> eat them. >> you could eat them, yeah. >> jimmy: you could waste them. >> yeah, yeah. eat the seeds. >> the seeds are really good for parasites. the seeds kill parasites. >> jimmy: there you go. so, do you have parasites? >> no, but dogs be having parasites. they be having worms and stuff. you can put the seeds in they food, help get rid of the worms. >> jimmy: grind them up? >> put them in the dehydrator. >> jimmy: you didn't know that. >> i didn't know that. >> women, we're scientists naturally, aren't we, women? [ cheers and applause ] we know. we got to make something -- we got to keep our ph balanced. >> jimmy: maybe it should be "science tiffany pflugfelder." >> so here's what we got. day side to obliterate with a projectile. so over here, we've got a 19-gallon -- >> jimmy: do i get in the box? >> no, you don't want to be in

that box. it's a 19-gallon high-pressure air tank are. we got it to over 100 p scsi. we've got a valve that can be controlled remotely. a barrel, ten feet long, the longer the barrel, the more it's accelerating. now we've got our pumpkin inside. for our projectile, i figured it's ought actual, let's do an unusual projectile. this is an apple inside of here. while you might not think of that as having a lot of power, when it's traveling 400 miles an hour, it's got a little bit of kick. >> it got a lot of power if you throw one at somebody. >> i suppose so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 100 miles an hour? >> yeah. >> that's how fast that's about to go? >> 400 miles an hour into that pumpkin. >> jimmy: what is this powered by? >> this is just powered by air. >> jimmy: oh. wow. we can do this at home, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah, this is what everyone should do tomorrow. i'm a problem solver. a public service announcement. here we go here. >> jimmy: this would be good to each teach kids. >> this is our control panel. all right, so i'm going to turn

the system on. and then when we're ready -- >> jimmy: why don't we let tiffany fire the weapon. >> i would love to fire. >> you're going to hit the big red button that says "fire." >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: this is real? this is a real thing? or this is a prop? >> this is not a prop. >> all right, ladies and gentlemen. witness history. the first time that i achieve greatness. [ laughter ] i'm about to penetrate this pumpkin. [ laughter and cheers ] yeah. here we go. in five, four, three, two, one! >> well con! . >> replay, instant replay, me tearing that thing up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was so much more violent than i imagined it was going to be. is the apple okay? >> you're not going to find any sign of that apple. >> jimmy: oh, my god, why. >> it's like the whole interior of this would make the best soup

you ever had. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that would be great. let's take this weapon to the farmers' market and raise hell. [ laughter ] >> that's my public service announcement, the way to get rid of a pumpkin. >> jimmy: science bob pflugfelder, thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] you can see what bob is up to at crunchlabs.com. thanks to tiffany haddish, thanks to guillermo. science bob pflugfelder and olivia rodrigo. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, thank you for watching. happy halloween! this is nightline. >> tonight, stealing graceland. >> i'm all shook up. >> the famed home of all shook up singer elvis presley and his daughter, lisa marie. >> the wild card factor is very much alive