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seven bay area connected tv app is available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv, as well as roku, down to download the app now so you can start streaming. thanks for watching! i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel. >> all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. >> the guys from pod save america h >> guillermo: jimmy. jimmy, what are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm packing. >> guillermo: packing? are you going on bacation? >> jimmy: no, i'm not going on "bacation." i'm leaving the country. >> guillermo: why are you leaving the country? >> jimmy: i can't stay for
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another four years of this. who knows what he's gonna do? >> guillermo: who? donald trump? >> jimmy: yes. donald trump. you've heard him. he said he has a list of enemies. you think i'm not on that list? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: jimmy, calm down. you're acting like a stupid little baby. >> jimmy: oh. >> guillermo: when the going gets tough, what do the tough do? >> jimmy: get going. and that's what i'm doing. i'm getting going. [ laughter ] ow! >> guillermo: jimmy. we need you. we need you to help us get through this. you have a very important voice. >> jimmy: i do? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. [ applause ] this is your country. we need you. >> jimmy: well, maybe you're right. >> guillermo: yeah. do it for the blue, white and red. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's really just the red, white and blue. but thank you, guillermo. i appreciate that. you know what? you're right. you're right. i need to stay here. we have unfinished business. what's with the suitcase? >> guillermo: i'm going back to mexico, [ bleep ] this. [ applause ] you're on your own, buddy! >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight --
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the hosts of "pod save america," jon favreau, jon lovett, dan pfeiffer and tommy vietor. plus music from alessia cara. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for that, i appreciate that. i hope you are well. you know, i spent a lot of time over the last 17 hours thinking about what i would say tonight, what there even is to say. and -- there's nothing, good night, everybody! [ laughter ] [ applause ] let me tell you, that was the worst taco tuesday of my whole life. [ laughter ]
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we had the choice between a prosecutor and a criminal, and we chose the criminal to be president of the united states. more than half of this country voted for the criminal who is planning to pardon himself for his crimes. i guess this election wasn't rigged. that's weird, though, right? i mean, he said it would be rigged. he said it was being rigged while people were in line voting. isn't it remarkable that this time, the fix wasn't in. last time, the democrats cheated. this time, they chose not to, i guess? [ laughter ] i don't know. donald trump is like the emperor from "star wars." he's old, he's evil, and he keeps coming back with no reasonable explanation whatsoever. [ cheers and applause ] just when they finally scrubbed the last of the ketchup off the white house walls. [ laughter ] i'm still trying to figure out what happened. be honest, last week, did you guys send that monologue to a republican like i asked you to? [ laughter ] those of you who are
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hate-watching this right now wanting to watch me suffer, you will be happy to know that there was no joy in mudville last night. i was all over the place. one minute, i'm watching these long lines in every city and i'd think "that's beautiful, democracy in action." the next minute, there's a reporter chatting with some bro at arizona state who said he voted for trump because kamala didn't go on joe rogan's podcast and i'm like, "where did i leave my passport?" [ laughter ] my kids were very upset. you know, every once in a while when something bad happens, we let our kids curse for 30 seconds. [ laughter ] we told them they have 30 seconds to say any word they want. and all the words they choose are curses. so at breakfast this morning, my wife tells our daughter jane who's upset, "you can do it." just as she startsed the cursing, our 7-year-old son,
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billy, comes down the stairs. he's wearing a black adidas tracksuit, high tops and a pair of ray-bans. he looks like the fourth member of run dmc, and he says what's going on? my wife says "donald trump won," he goes "[ bleep ]." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it almost made losing the election worth it. [ laughter ] i got a lot of texts yesterday all day and night from anxious friends and family and co-workers, and i have to say, a lot of them involved diarrhea. [ laughter ] diarrhea was at an all-time high in america yesterday. which made me wonder what is it about me that makes others so comfortable sharing that information? [ laughter ] like i'm princess diarrhea or something here. [ laughter ] president biden watched the action from the white house last night. he was squintding at the tv and trying to change the channel with an old calculator he thinks is a remote. [ laughter ] i was thinking about him. it must have been weird for him to watch that. that was supposed to be him on that ballot.
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it's like that movie "final destination" where the guy has a premonition, gets off his flight, watches from the gate as the plane he was supposed to be explodes? it was like that but with diarrhea. [ laughter ] president biden called trump today to congratulate him and to invite him to the white house to discuss the transition, and maybe watch a little "matlock" starring kathy bates. [ laughter ] kamala harris called trump today too, she conceded, and then explained what the word "conceded" means. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump said, "that means you're stuck up, right, conceited?" [ laughter ] and she did it because that is how it's supposed to be done in america. there's an election -- [ cheers and applause ] then you count the votes. if the democrat loses, they call to congratulate the winner. [ laughter ] harris also gave a concession speech at her alma-mater, howard university. she said, "it's going to be okay. the light of america's promise will always burn bright." and she's right.
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the reason america is the greatest country in the world is that even a simple garbageman and fry cook from mcdonald's -- [ laughter ] -- can one day be president of the united states two different times. [ cheers and applause ] i think that's inspiring. poor tim walz right now is in his backyard, playing a very solemn game of cornhole by himself. [ laughter ] in nevada, they had a problem with ballots from thousands of young voters whose signatures didn't match the ballot because they don't know how to sign their names. [ laughter ] well, they did tell us not to give our kids ipads and we didn't listen. but at least they tried. i do want to say thank you to everyone who did vote, even if you just did it to get a bottle of water from paul rudd, thank you for voting. [ applause ] and very important. if you're in line, stay in line. [ laughter ] do not leave the line. overall, the voting itself went relatively smoothly, despite a
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number of bomb threats that were called and emailed into heavily democratic precincts in georgia, arizona, and michigan. authorities say they seem to have originated in russia. you can tell the russians are running out of ideas when they're trying to disrupt our elections using the same tricks kids in the '80s used to get out of p.e. [ laughter ] but the rest was not great. let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night. it was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard-working immigrants who make this country go, for health care -- [ applause ] for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech. it was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in ukraine -- [ applause ] for nato, for the truth and democracy and decency. it was a terrible night for
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everyone who voted against him, and guess what? it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. you just don't realize it yet. [ cheers and applause ] most of all -- it was an absolute disaster of a night for melania. [ laughter ] but it was a really good night for putin and for polio and for loveable billionaires like elon musk and the bros up in silicon valley and all the wriggling brainworms who sold what was left of their sules to bow down to donald trump. but you know what? i'm gonna say something trump would never say, unless it favored him. the people voted. and this is the choice we made. in january, donald trump becomes president, and that's that. he won. it doesn't mean we give up. but it also doesn't mean we storm the capitol because we don't like the result. [ cheers and applause ] i know a lot of people don't want to hear anything positive. i've been trying to come up with something positive to say - and
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the best thing i can come up with is - we've been through this once before. and yes, this time it is probably going to be worse. maybe a lot worse. but i also think - that maybe we will look back and realize, in the long run, this is what we needed to wake up. maybe the people who care so much about him need to find out how little he cares about them. [ applause ] all the promises he makes about stopping wars and imposing tariffs, how he's going to crush inflation and cut taxes. now he has to do this stuff. i hope he does, i really do. i hope his next unpredictable act is to reach across the aisle and actually do something positive. he really does -- the bar is low. he has an opportunity to win us over. [ laughter ] remember when he took office the first time and started working on infrastructure with chuck schumer and nancy pelosi until the other republicans told him "hey, hey - we don't do that! we don't work together." maybe this time he'll shock us and actually do some productive things. he won't, probably. but he could. or maybe the only good part of all this is he can't run again in 2028. [ cheers and applause ]
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maybe next time the republicans will nominate an orangutan for president. [ laughter ] why not? at least make it fun. my only request to president-elect trump is that he let me share a prison cell with taylor swift. [ laughter ] i'm really good at making bracelets. i think we'd get along just fine. [ cheers and applause ] we'll see how funny that is in six months when the great talk show host roundup begins. [ laughter ] raise your hand if you have at least one family member with whom you are no longer on speaking terms as a result of this election. all right. it's fewer than i thought, but still too many. over the past few months, a lot of close relationships have been damaged or destroyed. and if you did lose a relative to this race - i would like to offer to share my cousin micki with you. [ cheers and applause ] this is my cousin micki. she's the best. she's thoughtful, she's kind, she's always happy, she make at
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really good rice krispies treat. she'll always make your birthday special - whether you want her to or not. and she always has balloons on hand. micki is going to be america's cousin from now on. [ cheers and applause ] micki, please share something positive, inspire us, share something with the new members of your family. go ahead. pl well, just be yourself, and don't let anything break your spirit. keep your spirits up. persevere. and everything's going to be okay. be true to yourself. and keep listening to this guy, because he's the best cousin around. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thanks. thank you, micki. she rides into work on a unicorn, everybody. listen, i'm disappointed. i know a lot of you are, too. i thought common sense would prevail. i'm so stupid, i always think it's going to will be for a lot of people, this just isn't important. it's not high on their list.
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there's evidence that many voters didn't even realize joe biden wasn't on the ballot anymore. over the past two days there was a spike in google searches for the phrase "did joe biden drop out?" most of them coming from this ip address. [ laughter ] the idea that after all the talk about this election -- i mean, it was literally the only thing people talked about for a year. so the idea that some americans didn't know who was running seems so crazy to me. so we decided to conduct our own totally unscientific poll. we went on the street today, and we we asked people if they voted today. of course, the election was yesterday, but did our mellow americans know that? well, let's find out. [ applause ] >> today is wednesday, november 6th, election day. you plan on voting today? >> yes. >> do you know your polling places? >> it's by my house. >> are there big lines at the polling place? >> yes, there is. >> will you worried about standing in line?
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or is that part of the whole process? >> it's part of the whole process. make sure you stay and vote. >> let me ask you this andress. do you think joe biden still has a chance? >> um -- yes. >> one last thing. are you going to set your clocks back next weekend? >> yes. >> of course you are. today, wednesday, november 6th. obviously election day. are you excited about it? >> uh -- i'm excited, but i'm very nervous as well, yes. >> do you have any predictions for the election? >> i don't have any predictions. i've been watching the news, and it's hard to say what's going to happen. >> what news have you been watching? >> i watch -- i'm kind of a news junkie. [ laughter ] so i read a lot on the internet. i watch nbc. i watch a little bit of fox. >> do you plan on voting today? >> yes. >> going to vote today? >> yes. >> who are you voting for today? >> harris. >> harris, great, she could use that vote. [ laughter ] do you think harris can still get it done? >> i hope so.
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i believe in you. we believe in you. you can do it. you got this. >> today is wednesday, november 6th. you planning on voting today? >> no. >> why? >> i don't believe in voting. i don't really think our vote matters. i think it's the higher-ups at wall street that pick whatever is happening, period. >> you think they're just not listening to the common people? >> yeah, absolutely. >> they need bigger ears? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> today is a big plaection. where are you going to be watching the voting results today? >> just from home. >> who are you watching with? >> my boyfriend. >> is he voting today? >> yes, yeah, he is. >> are there long lines at the polls you're seeing today? >> um -- not at the place we went to, no. it wasn't too bad. >> do you want to wish kamala harris good luck today? >> i do. good luck with the election. i really hope you win. i'm putting all my hope into it. so -- yeah. >> why is it so important for people to get out today, wednesday, november 6th, and vote? >> uh -- because, uh -- a lot of
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rights are on the line. and it's important to have your voice be heard. >> and if we're not paying attention, we're going to lose all our rights? >> exactly. >> today's election day. wednesday, november 6th. >> yeah. >> are you going to vote? are you going to vote by mail? >> probably by mail. >> by mail? >> yeah. >> who are you supporting? >> oh -- who's running for president? [ laughter ] >> we're good. >> oh, damn. you're for real? just like -- oh, no, really? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. well, now i understand. well, here we go. tonight, what might be the only podcast trump did not appear on during the campaign, the hosts of "pod save america" are here with us. music from alessia cara, too, so stick around, we'll be right back.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, she is a grammy award-winning singer/songwriter. her at bum "love and hyperbole" comes out valentine's day. alessia cara from the snapdragon stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we will be joined by john david washington and don johnson with music from mxm tune. so please join us there. our guests tonight are sick to their stomachs, i'm guessing. their podcast, unfortunately, did not save america. but they will keep trying. from "pod save america," welcome jon favreau, jon lovett, and tommy vietor.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you turned to alcohol for comfort, i see. >> correct, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm okay, i'm good right now. that guy over there will probably take a little nip if you have it. [ laughter ] how is everyone? >> great, thanks for having us tonight, so happy. >> jimmy: thanks for not canceling. >> thought about it. >> jimmy: honestly, were you surprised by the outcome last night? >> yeah. we were. not surprised, we wouldn't have said yes to this before the election. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> going in, it was a 50/50 race. and we were hopeful. but obviously very disappointed. >> jimmy: you know, they say it's a 50/50 race. but what we learn again and again and again is that we don't actually know that. we don't actually have any idea of what the numbers are going to
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be. and yet every single time we follow these polls, we listen to the nostra damus of pollsters, and iowa comes out. then we just forget two years later again. have you had this discussion? where you vow not to go for this anymore? >> yeah, we had it in 2016, we had it in 2020. [ laughter ] fourth time will be the charm, i think. >> right. >> they were pretty close, though. like, they said it was a 1 to 2-point race, and that's what it ended up being. just not on our side. >> jimmy: would you agree with the idea that pretty close means nothing? >> yeah. >> horseshoes and hand grenades. >> right. >> i think when people -- i think the polls, right -- people look to the polls to tell them how to feel. we should stop doing that, right? because all we knew going into this is that the polls were a little off in one direction, kamala harris would be president. a little off in the other direction, donald trump would be president. this was one of the many likely outcomes. we're just living in the one we were hoping wouldn't happen, so
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we're combing through the information, looking for ways in the days before the election to validate feeling hopeful. plus feeling hopeful because we felt like kamala harris was closing in on a really strong way and donald trump was meandering around the stage, talking about killing various enemies. we thought, that's a good sign. that's what you hope to see. turns out it wasn't enough. and so here we are. >> jimmy: now being some of his enemies, it seems like a bad position to be in. [ laughter ] do you think that this is a -- do you think this outcome is better than if it went to the house and the house voted trump in? >> on some level, yes. i think a definitive outcome leaves no question. i don't think anyone would want to see a liberal january 6th. >> speak for yourself, tommy. [ laughter ] >> it's nice we don't have to go through another insurrection, but everything else is awful. >> if kamala harris can show courage, it's her job to certify the election and i have questions about what i see! [ cheers and applause ]
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pennsylvania, michigan -- i think we need to even it up for discussion to at least find out what the hell is going on! [ laughter ] >> remember the thing jimmy said about being on the enemies list? >> i feel i'm below jimmy, and i'll watch what happens to him before i pack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys -- did you watch together? >> oh, yeah, we were all together. >> jimmy: at someone's house? >> we were in our office. >> jimmy: oh, in the office. just in case of diarrhea? [ laughter ] >> yeah, there was plenty. usually the way election night goes is you start on election day hearing anecdotes of great turnout. we heard there's great turnout in philly, there's great turnout in milwaukee. then you get excited about that, even though you know you're not supposed to. then we get exit polls. then you start looking at the exit polls and you start getting excited about those, even though you're not supposed to. then finally you start seeing count by county coming in. as we started looking at the counties coming in we were like, oh. >> jimmy: at what point in the even diagnose you know we were in a lot of trouble? >> when florida came in, there was one county florida
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county 33% puerto rican. it moved 14 points in trump's direction. and that was the warning sign that something was afoot. certainly that the joker at madison square garden wasn't going to win us the election. that's when i got a pit in my stomach. >> jimmy: there was a lot of -- there were a lot of people who felt that that joke was a turning point of some kind. and did you feel like that turned out to be entirely a media creation? >> yep. >> kind of, yeah. i mean, there was anecdotal evidence of latino communities, puerto ricoen communities in pennsylvania where folks were phoneded. the reality in this election was trump did better than his 2020 number in 90% of the counties in the country. so it was just a broad-based, country-wide win. there was not one community or pocket that was going to deliver the election to kamala harris. he just beat her everywhere. >> jimmy: and my question is, why?
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do you have any theories that you feel strongly about? >> i mean -- you know, we got to wait for all the data to come in. but i think overall, post-pandemic inflation has been causing incumbents all over the world to lose. like on every continent, every party, every political persuasion. and most people in this country, they've been saying it for the entire biden administration, that they're tired of high prices. even though inflation's come down, prices are still up. their wages aren't keeping up. and so you go into an election where, like 75% of the people in an exit poll said that they experienced moderate or severe hardship because of inflation over the last year. joe biden's approval rating was 40% going into the election. and so when you have those headwinds, like what kamala harris was trying to do was so difficult that she just -- she couldn't overcome the really difficult political environment
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created by the inflation that hit every country. >> there's a lot of people that respond in a moment like this to say, look, what happened confirms everything i thought before! every criticism i had of the democratic party is validated by what i saw. you see it from the left and the right. you see every reason i got behind donald trump, every annoyance i had with people who i say are woke, is the reason donald trump won re-election. but i think right now, all we can really say is that we were overwhelmed by the power of dissatisfaction with the status quo. and that donald trump and those who support him were very much able to exploit that in a cynical way. it is a victory for the cynicism of those who backed donald trump, and it is a sign of how much people were dissatisfied by the status quo. but this was not a collective decision to embrace donald trump. in fact, we already know that the majority of people who talked to exit polls said they don't like donald trump, but he still won the majority of the vote. >> jimmy: how do you feel if you're kamala harris right now
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and you lose to somebody that no one likes? [ laughter ] >> on a personal level, i'm sure it's absolutely devastating. but also, i mean -- she had 107 days to run a campaign. that is unprecedented. she had to introduce herself to the country. she had to deal with the fact that i think two-thirds of the country felt like we were on the wrong track. joe biden's approval rating was extremely low. there was broad-based anger about the economy. she had about as tough a job coming into that race as one could have. i think did exceptionally w all. in the states that were contested, the battleground states, the margin was smaller than in the states where the race was not contested. donald trump did better in places like new jersey, new york, than in pennsylvania. kamala harris, her ads, contacted by her field program, liked her, were more likely to support her. the headwinds were so great, she couldn't beat him.
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>> jimmy: those damn headwinds, they get you every time. [ laughter ] we're going to take a break. i have many, many questions for your guys. the guys from "pod save america" are with us. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by menage atrois. like a relentless weed, moderate to severe ulcerative colitis symptoms can keep coming back. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation. at one year, many people experienced remission... and some saw 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tb. tell your doctor if you have an infection, flu-like symptoms or if you need a vaccine. healing is possible with tremfya. ask your doctor about tremfya today.
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♪ >> jimmy: all right, we're back with the gang from "pod save america." so, kamala harris, the vice president, called to
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congratulate trump today, as did the president, joe biden. you guys, for those who don't know, all worked for the obama administration. speech writers of various capacities. is that something that, like, a call like that, is that planned out in any way? like, do you help give thoughts to the president as far as what to say when you make that phone call? or is that something that's entirely off the cuff? >> i think it's pretty off the cuff. you do a lot of planning, but one thing you don't want to spend a lot of time planning for is the concession phone call. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do, correct me if i'm wrong, you do write an acceptance speech and a concession speech? >> yeah. in 2008 for obama, we had a victory speech, concession speech, and a too soon to tell speech. but i tried -- i wrote the -- i worked on the victory speech, then the concession speech. i couldn't get my head there. someone else did that. >> jimmy: right, that's what i would take too, yeah. some of that's kind of -- that's not the plum gig, right, the concession speech? >> no, i carled that one out.
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>> jimmy: president obama will go through that beforehand to make sure he's conceding the way he wants to concede? >> he did not edit the concession speech, because he was like, let's save that in case it goes really badly. so when he thought he was going to win, when it seemed like he was like, i'm going to give you last-minute edits on the victory speech. >> jimmy: who does more editing, hillary or president obama? >> you've done both. >> they're different. that's interesting. what a good question. [ laughter ] i would -- with president obama, he was always much more concerned about the overall story. and framing the story and making sure the narrative made sense. what was hard about working for hillary clinton is, she knew every policy. and if you missed a policy, if there was something that would have made sense in that speech that wasn't in there, she would catch it. so you were really focused on the details and getting the details right. she saw speeches more as a vehicle for talking about policy. i think president obama saw them
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more as about how you tell the story of the country. and i think one lesson we've learned over the last eight years is, people don't care about policy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you think it would be easier or more difficult to write for trump? >> whoo. [ laughter ] >> you know what -- >> i don't speak german. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i will say this. you know, the -- the speech writers that write speeches for trump, you can tell when he leaves the prepared remarks behind and starts kind of riffing because he's annoyed and a bit bored by his prepared remarks. the kind of high indulge john, kind of like deutschland uberal less vibes, blood and soil, he's like, ugh, kind of boring, i want to talk about some windmills, what rfk is going to do for the women! i want to riff! >> jimmy: you can tell when he decides to stop going, and he'll go back to the teleprompter. i wonder if that drives the speech writers nuts.
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>> i hope it does. [ laughter ] hope it does. >> jimmy: so -- the vice president gave a concession speech today. and she said, don't worry, we're going to be -- we'll be okay. which is not at all what she was saying leading up to this. do you think we're going to be okay? >> i think we don't know if we're going to be okay or not going to be okay. but i think what we know is that we have a say in the outcome here. and look, we have -- we've beaten this guy once, we've been here before. and then we've come back, and you know, democrats won the midterms in 2018. joe biden beat him in 2020. and so i think we have -- even though everything that happened yesterday is awful, we have more experience now. in what to do. >> jimmy: but he's not going to run again, unless you know something that i don't know. so we won't be able to beat him gheen. >> i think what she's probably talking about is the history of the country, where imagine you were born in the 1960. >> i was. [ laughter ] i don't have to imagine. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> imagine i phrased that better. in 1963, j if. k is shot. 1968, martin luther king is shot. robert kennedy is shot. vietnam is raging. we've gone through horrific times in this country and we've come out the other side. i don't say that, everything's going to be fine and i'm sanguine. it's because a lot of people worked really hard to get us out of the other side of the horrible moments in our history. so i think what she's alluding to is that it's on all of us now to keep fighting and working to get us to a better outcome where we get past donald trump and the trump era and back to a politics that feels more like the america we know. >> yeah, i think -- [ applause ] i think everybody was caught off guard by the -- by trump's first win. now we go into this second trump term a bit more hardened. i think the first term, we were a bit like sigourney weaver in
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the first "al yen." [ laughter ] trying to figure out what's going on. a bit confused. wait, what's popping out of who? now we're getting into the [ bleep ] and we're like, get away from her, you bitch! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there someone that you have in mind -- i know it's so -- i mean, we just had this election, to start thinking about the next one -- i sit there and wonder, okay, who's going to be -- who's a great candidate for the next time around? >> if we were sitting and having this conversation the day after george w. bush was re-elected, no one would have said barack obama's name. as the candidate that's going to win. we don't know what's diagnose going to happen here. >> jimmy: you think barack obama will be the guy? [ laughter ] >> look, trump wants to run again, that means barack obama can run again, and we'll have it out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, the guys from "pod save america" who you can see on youtube all the time or here. we have one more seg with the
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, we're back with the gang from "pod save america." what's next for kamala harris? what does she do now? does she go back to mcdonald's? [ laughter ] i mean, what happens? >> there's going to be an open primary to run for governor of
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california. >> jimmy: you think that is something? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: after being vice president, to be governor? is that a step backwards? >> not really. the biggest state in the nation. i think she could be great at it. it would set her up to run again if she wanted. i don't know, i'm riffing here. >> jimmy: do you believe -- >> i want back rubs from doug for a while. >> jimmy: i think doug could probably use a few himself. i mean, you know, these people -- you know, you go through -- it's like -- i was thinking about it. it's like training for the olympics at 5:00 every morning every day. two sessions ss a day, then you don't make the team and it's over, and you just go home, i guess. >> that's right. >> jimmy: although i guess she still is vice president. do you think trump will make good on his promise to exact retribution against his enemies? >> you asking for anyone in particular? [ laughter ] >> okay, i think the one thing the country has going for us is that donald trump is lazy.
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[ laughter ] and the people who will staff this administration are some of the biggest goobers you'll ever meet. and so to the extent that i am hopeful about anything right now, it is that, like -- it is possible their incompetence could provide some -- >> jimmy: now it's like you're daring them. [ laughter ] you realize that. >> challenge is follow-through, yes. >> jimmy: i had democrats texting me last night asking for money. do you know -- you guys worked in the white house. why? what are they going to do with this money they wanted at monday night after the election is over? >> i think that's a scam. [ laughter ] >> we got to stop the [ bleep ]. i'm cursing a lot, i've been drinking. whatever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and it doesn't matter. you can hit delete. >> it won't stop, nothing stops a damn thing. >> jimmy: somehow they've gotten access to every telephone number in the united states. >> the stuff does not end. >> jimmy: do you ever get the
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feeling after -- you guys have been talking about this pretty much every day for years now. that nothing you say really matters? and that the people you're talking to just agree with you already? and not much of it breaks through? >> that hadn't occurred to me until just now. [ laughter ] >> i will say we went to nevada and arizona the weekend before the election. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> we talked to people who were there to volunteer and canvass and knock on doors. we did some door-knocking ourselves. that is the moment where you realize, this does matter. because when we're in a studio just talking to each other about politics, like who knows? but when you are talking to voters, asking them what they're thinking, what their issues are, what they care about, that actually is probably one of the more fulfilling parts of the job. because you can persuade people to change their mind, or you can persuade people to go vote for the first time. and that's sort of why we do this. >> jimmy: did you, when you were knocking on doors, did you feel you convinced somebody to vote
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who wasn't going to? >> absolutely. >> not enough, but -- >> jacky rosen right now as of this recording is up by a few hundred votes. very, very close. >> senator from nevada. >> senator from nevada. >> jimmy: i went to nevada, went and did some of that with her there. you're right, it is the best part, seeing the people who care enough to get out there. >> nina doing ballot curing, helping people send mail-in ballots that were missing a signature or something, help them fix them so their vote counts. she drove to a woman's house, knocked on her door, let her know her signature had not been on a ballot. and this woman whose house she drove to was blind, didn't have a car, didn't drive. nina from our team put her in her car, drove her. they went together, they voted together. then she brought her home. [ cheers and applause ] that -- and that woman voted three times. [ laughter ] >> that woman voted for donald trump.
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[ laughter ] that is called a field program. that adds up in scale. it's a wave election, donald trump's winning by big margins, it doesn't matter. but in close races, it does actually matter. >> jimmy: thank you guys for being here on this unpleasant evening. you've made it more pleasant. your show is great. it's called "pod save america." you can watch on it youtube or you can listen to it wherever podcasts are cast. thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back business alessia cara! ♪ like a relentless weed, moderate to severe ulcerative colitis symptoms can keep coming back. start to break away from uc with tremfya... with rapid relief at 4 weeks. tremfya blocks a key source of inflammation. at one year, many people experienced remission... and some saw 100% visible healing of their intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur. before treatment, your doctor should check you
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>> lou: the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by snapdragon. from the heart of the devices you love. >> this is her album, "love and hyperbole." it comes out on valentine's day, so make plans now. here with the song "isn't it obvious," alessia cara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ i see it on your face
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and on your mind you see the cracks in the ice ♪ ♪ without my hand to hold i'm the first to know you're gripping on the waist of other times ♪ ♪ trying to make it suffice to make it tangible it's impossible ♪ ♪ fears are only constellations only glowin' if we make them ♪ ♪ we're just fine if it's any consolation you're my favorite ♪ ♪ it's you and i you gotta know that right ♪ ♪ isn't it obvious you know that we got enough isn't it obvious that i'm sure yeah ♪ ♪ isn't it obvious you know that we got enough isn't it obvious
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i'm all yours all yours ♪ ♪ my picture in your wallet on display but it's never the same as layin' close to you ♪ ♪ i wanna be close to you be close to you it's hard to feel you when you're far away ♪ ♪ but you make it okay cause if i'm loving you i can never lose ♪ ♪ fears are only false creations just as vibrant as we paint them ♪ ♪ we're just fine so if it's any consolation you're my favorite ♪ ♪ it's you and i you gotta know that right ♪ ♪ isn't it obvious
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>> jimmy: thanks to the guys from "pod save america," thanks to alessia cara. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next - thank you for watching, goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, this is a terrifying fire. >> california's raging fire tearing across southern california. people trapped in cars. >> we're going to have numerous fatalities in here. if we don't have companies engaged. >> there's absolutely no containment on this. it

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