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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- world series mvp freddie freeman. allison janney. and music from stevie nicks. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in the united states on election night eve. i hope everyone enjoyed their extra hour of night terrors. we set the clocks back yesterday. just what this election season needed, an extra hour. we are now one day away from

having to wait another week to find out who won the election. it feels like the whole country is waiting to get the results of a biopsy. almost two years ago, on november 15th, 2022, former president donald trump officially declared himself to be a candidate for president again, and now 720 days, 88 criminal charges, 34 felony convictions, 4 indictments, 2 democrat opponents, and 1 garbage truck later, here we are. election day. [ applause ] people keep asking me "what do you know?" "what are you hearing?" i don't hear anything. i don't know anything. no one does. not even the people who say they do. they don't know anything. these polls, they're mood rings. that's all they are. they bring you up and down. poll is short for bipolar. i click one story that says harris is ahead in iowa by three points. the next one says trump is winning iowa by ten points. which is fine, by the way. let him be president of iowa. she can run the rest of the country. these polls, they're like -- you

know those women who claim they have the power to guess what gender your baby is gonna be? they're like "you're having a girl." i'm always right." and then you have a boy, and they never bring it up again? they're like that. this is not a leap. there are only two choices. you have a 50% chance of being right. it's not like you picked the trifecta at the belmont stakes. there's no magic involved. it's head or tails. at the end of this, the pollsters who were wrong will quietly disappear, and the other ones will say "i told ya!" 1%. what did you tell us? you called 800 losers who don't have enough sense not to answer an unknown call. that's all you did. the results of the polls on "family feud" are more scientific. survey says -- oprah. rfk. donald trump. kamala harris and -- "nobody knows anything." [ applause ] that's right. we don't know anything. but we let these polls dictate

whether we feel like throwing up or not. it's dumb. we're dumb. and after tomorrow, we're going to find out exactly how dumb. how many of you haven't voted yet? okay. all right. there you go. dumb. or lonely. maybe you like the experience of standing in line with others. guillermo, did you mail in your vote? >> guillermo: yes, last week, jimmy. >> jimmy: you put it in the mailbox or in the voting box? >> guillermo: i put it in a voting box, yes. no, no, i mail it. i went to the post office. >> jimmy: you did? >> guillermo: yeah, because you remind me. >> jimmy: okay. i don't believe any of that. >> guillermo: no, actually, i gave it to my wife. >> jimmy: the story is getting shakier. the candidates are pulling out all the campaign stops. team harris does appear to have the momentum. harrison ford made a very powerful video in support of the vice president. did you see this? harrison ford, mark hamill and dick cheney all supporting kamala.

luke skywalker, han solo, and darth vader. this is one hell of a rebel alliance. [ applause ] trump, he is working hard. he had four rallies today. he did a bunch over saturday and sunday and really saved the worst for last. over the weekend, he fantasized about seeing liz cheney with guns in her face. said he shouldn't have left the white house in 2020. said he'd build a missile defense shield and put herschel walker in charge of it. he said the polls that don't show him winning should be illegal. he brought up hannibal lecter for no reason. he did the old "chris christie is not a fat pig" routine. and we learned that jeffrey epstein said he was trump's best friend for ten years. i still don't understand how this race is so close. this is like ordering a coke and the waiter says, "is gasoline okay?" we heard a bombshell audio tape in which jeffrey epstein said he was trump's closest friend and shares a bunch of crazy stories, barely moves the needle.

remember when mitt romney went down because he put a dog carrier on the roof of his car? we just got a hundred hours of jeffrey epstein saying he and trump were bffs, and i didn't even get an alert about it on my phone. i got no texts on this. the daily beast published audio clips from interviews epstein did with the writer michael wolff, who took his sweet time releasing this stuff. epstein said trump told him he likes to have sex with the wives of his best friends to the point where epstein described trump as having no moral compass. do you know what kind of a lowlife you have to be, for jeffrey epstein to say you have no moral compass? it's like if r. kelly got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. okay? epstein said the first time trump had sex with melania was on his own private plane. if that isn't a storybook romance, i don't know what is. "your father and i were riding on a pedophile's private jet --" it was the first time she saw his little bag of nuts.

it's very sweet. wolff also reports having seen a photo of trump that was in jeffrey epstein's safe, where there's a stain on the front of his pants, and the girls are pointing at him and laughing. and that is all very interesting because trump was asked by fox news over the summer whether he would declassify the epstein files, note how clearly and quickly he answers the first two questions. >> would you declassify the 9/11 files? >> yeah. >> would you declassify jfk files? >> yeah. i did. i did a lot of it. >> would you declassify the epstein files? >> yeah, yeah, i would. i guess i would. you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there, because there is a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. >> jimmy: right, right. better to keep them locked away in a bathroom at mar-a-lago. you don't want that getting out. but none of the many child welfare advocates who wear his hats seem to care about any of this. the truth means almost nothing. pizzagate. i mean we got pizzagate. why would we care about this?

in north carolina on saturday, one of the people running the camera decided he would have a little bit of fun with trump during one of his famous "i get the biggest crowds" speeches. >> we've had the biggest rallies in history of any country, and every rally is full. you don't have any seats that are empty. you don't have anything. i mean, the one we had today, you missed a beauty. we could have filled that place up 20 times. i mean, that was beautiful. and then we went to another one in another state. we had 49,000 people. she had 240 people. [ applause ] and i kept saying why are we going to lose? why, why. and we didn't lose. we ended up winning. and we ended up winning the presidency, no. >> jimmy: how dare they fact check him with immediate visual evidence? the part that confuses me is the people at the rally looking at the empty seats while he is saying there are no empty seats. how much washing can a human

brain take as trump is ratcheting up the rhetoric too. not only did he double down and defend his violent comments about liz cheney at a rally in pennsylvania yesterday, the same state where he was nearly assassinated, trump was doing a bit about the bulletproof glass that turned very dark, very quickly. >> i have a piece of glass over here. and i don't have a piece of glass there. but i have this piece of glass here, but all we have really over here is the fake news, right? and to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news. and i don't mind that so much. i don't mind. i don't mind that. >> jimmy: aha ha ha ha. he doesn't mind seeing reporters get shot. that would be fun for him. i don't know.

at least he's being honest for once? trump's spokesperson, steven cheung, this is the statement he left. "the president's statement about protective glass placement has nothing to do with the media being harmed, or anything else. it was about threats against him that were spurred on by dangerous rhetoric from democrats." spoken like a proud trump university graduate. "in fact, president trump was stating that the media was in danger, in that they were protecting him and, therefore, were in great danger themselves, and should have had a glass protective shield, also." "there can be no other interpretation of what was said. he was actually looking out for their welfare, far more than his own." right. well, you know, that's our donald, always putting himself last. the idea that he is concerned for anyone's welfare, he would push eric into traffic just to hail a cab. trump is tired, short-tempered, he is irritable. in milwaukee, he ranted and raved for four minutes because he is unhappy with his

microphone. >> fix the mic. you got to be kidding. do you want to see me knock the hell out of people backstage? i'm seething. i'm working my ass with this stupid mic. pretend you're listening to it perfectly, and i'll come back and do another one, okay? with a deep sound. hello, hello? i don't think so. hello? is that better? is that better? what crap. the only thing i ask for is a mic. >> jimmy: oh, he seems like he is a lot of fun at karaoke. well, at this point, the man is running on fumes. he's 78 years old, and watch this, because you can see and hear the precise moment when his battery completely runs out of juice. >> i got to change my whole philosophy if you don't vote me in because i go back to building crazy buildings now, and i won't be able to use windows anymore.

they don't want windows. they don't want cows. they don't want anything. >> jimmy: "they don't want anything. mommy, take me home." in north carolina yesterday, our hero appeared to suffer a concussion right in the middle of a football analogy. >> they're projecting us to win, some people. like we're on the 4 yard line, not the 5 yard line. slightly better. all we have to do is carry that ball over that thing. we get into the end zone, it's over. >> jimmy: slow montana does it again. there was an exciting player that comes off the bench for trump yesterday. there is no one i've missed more this election season than this guy. he may have lost his race for senate in georgia in 2022, but herschel walker was back on stage in a big way to introduce his favorite candidate as only herschel walker can. >> when you see what they're doing to this country, you say it's a darn shame.

and it is time for it to stop. and it stop on tuesday when we get to the polls and we vote for my friend and your friend donald trump jr. donald trump -- donald j. trump. >> jimmy: whatever his name is, vote for him. he got off that stage -- [ applause ] -- he got off that stage so fast, the cowboys just signed him to start against the eagles on sunday. donald trump jr. is not running for president. yet. wait until 2028. but he really owned the libs on halloween this year. he went dressed as -- yeah, garbage. isn't that fun? can you believe that costume only took him ten hours to make. speaking of garbage, tucker carlson is part of an documentary, a faith-based documentary called "christianities." and this is absolutely mind-boggling. tucker makes a rather casual confession to the host of the

documentary, detailing a terrifying face-off with satan himself. >> you think the presence of evil is kick starting people to wonder about the good? >> that's what happened to me. >> that's what happened to you? >> oh, yeah. i had a direct experience with it. >> in the milieu of journalism? >> nope, in my bed at night. i got attacked while i was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed, and mauled. physically mauled. >> spiritual attack by a demon? >> yeah, by a demon. >> tucker carlson got mauled by a demon in bed. he got babadooked. and strangely, the most unbelievable part is that he had a wife. >> i had these incredible pains in my ribs and shoulder. i was in my boxer shorts. and i had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder, they

were bleeding. >> wait, they were bleeding? >> they were bleeding, yeah. >> jimmy: it sounds like someone finally cracked into that ketamine elon sent him for christmas. so, what do you do when you get attacked by a demon in bed? you call your assistant, of course. >> i call my assistant. the only evangelical christian i know well enough to call with something bizarre like that, totally bizarre like that. and she said oh, yeah, no, no, that happens. people are attacked in their bed by demons. what? what are you talking about? >> jimmy: when he laughs, do you think that's him laughing? or the demon laughing? i mean, this is bonkers. you've got the dogs. this is basically the story of son of sam. they even have video of tucker talking to the demon. >> take me to the capitol, i said. i grabbed the one by the neck. and when i was rebuffed, i went over to the other one.

and i grabbed him in a chokehold. >> jimmy: sorry, demon, that one has no soul to steal. and then we have beelzeblob's running mate, j.d. vance, who made this confusing closing pitch to voters in wisconsin. >> this is a six-pack under the leadership of kamala harris. this is a six-pack under the leadership of donald j. trump. let's make america great again. >> jimmy: no, no, that first six-pack looked pretty big to me. why, if you're trying to make a comparison using visual aids to show the difference between the horrible, terrible america of kamala harris and then the dream-like fantasy of trump land, why use the biggest cans of beer anyone has ever seen? vance was in atlanta today, and you really have to believe trump knows he made a mistake with this one. >> i've met people who have been killed by illegal criminals brought into this country across that wide open southern border. >> jimmy: he met dead people.

that's right. possibly one of those tucker carlson bed demons we've been hearing about. and i dont know if you're aware of this, but these people want to be in the white house. here's my closing argument, if you will. forget about what side you're on. i would like you to take a moment to imagine a world in which you wake up in the morning, you check the news, and no one says the words donald or trump. it's just a bunch of normal, boring stuff. [ cheering and applause ] wouldn't that be nice? no lawn signs. no red hats. no arguing with your grandpa. you check the sports, al roker does the weather, and off to work you go. wouldn't that be nice? let's remove this cancerous polyp from our collective national colon and move on. [ cheering and applause ] and don't forget to vote. we've got a very good show for you tonight. allison janney is with us. we have music from the great stevie nicks. and the world series mvp from the dodger, freddie freeman. we'll be right back.

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of famer, her new song is called "the lighthouse." the great and powerful stevie nicks from the snapdragon stage. [ cheering ] this week, we have new shows tomorrow we'll be preempted by abc news because there is something going on. then throughout the rest of the week we have new guests, including john david washington, don johnson and the hosts of "pod save america," with music from alessia cara and mxmtoon. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight homered and homered and homered again and again to power his hometown look at this -- >> hits the ball to right field. it is gone! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: the power of the los angeles dodger to an eighth world series title. a million fans showed up to cheer him on saturday. please give a big l.a. welcome. to the most valuable player freddie freeman! [ cheering and applause ]

>> jimmy: wow, what an unbelievable performance that was. >> i appreciate that, thank you. >> jimmy: is this something you imagined as a boy? >> yeah, i mean, you always dream about wanting to be in the world series. and then ultimately winning one. but to do it from a place where you're from in southern california, i think that made it a little bit special. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: and to do it in such -- it's like the description that you have. be playing whiffle ball and go okay, it's the tenth inning. it's extra innings, we're down by a run. and i have to say, i was at game one. and i watched what you did, which was incredible. and i want to ask you a couple of things because i was

imagining what was going through your brain at that time. so they intentionally walk mookie betts to get to you. >> yes. >> jimmy: they put him on first. the bases are now loaded. and i turn to my buddy, cleto. i said freddie's mad. they intentionally walked. he is mad. this is going to be good. were you annoyed? >> i'm not annoyed because -- if you follow baseball, once you saw them get second and third on shohei's foul out, i kind of knew. that is the matchup. but i was replaying everything my process that i was going to go with in that moment. i wasn't really thinking about mookie getting walked. i was going over my plan in that moment. >> jimmy: you had a plan going into the at-bat? >> yes. >> jimmy: i will tell you another thing. our other pal jimmy sitting next to me is going please don't swing at the first pitch. please don't swing at the first pitch. >> i'm glad he was wrong. >> jimmy: i'm glad you didn't listen. [ applause ] >> you want to know my thought process? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had watched a bat against

shohei against nestor. usually when shohei walks into the box, your back is against the wall. it's most likely a home run. i wanted to see how he would pitch to shohei. and a lot of cutters and sliders. i'm just going to move my sights closer to me and try and be on the fastball. if i'm on the fastball the inside part of the plate, i won't swing at cutters or sliders. and he threw it right where i was looking. >> jimmy: he sure did. >> you got to hit 'em too. that's the hard part. you can be looking in certain spots. sometimes you miss the mistakes you get. >> jimmy: yeah. i would miss every single time. >> i'm glad i didn't miss in that moment. >> jimmy: have you spoken to nester? >> no. >> jimmy: did you say thanks? you should send him a little something. >> i don't know how to go about that one. >> jimmy: a fruit basket would be nice. i think that is the appropriate gift. we have a moment with kiké in the locker room after the game.

>> why are you still wearing the cup? >> jimmy: now why did he know you were still wearing a cup? [ laughter ] >> i think we all know kiké now. he's not a hugger up top. he is a hugger from here and pull you in kind of guy. >> jimmy: he is a butt-hugger. >> he is going to feel everything that you have. [ laughter ] that's kiké. >> jimmy: besides the story being great on its own, it's so great because of what you went through this season and the love from the dodgers fans was really incredible, not just during the world series, but throughout the whole season. >> yeah, it's special. i think everybody that kind of nose my family and i went through a lot with our son maximus getting guillain-barre ray late july. and when i came back that july was one of the most special things i've ever been a part of, a standing ovation by 53,000 people when i first came back. i tried to reciprocate that love, that moment. sometimes it takes a couple of

months. three months later i was able to put on a world series to remember. [ cheering and applause ] >> you know, there are different ways you can show love. i'm glad i was able to show it with performance as well. >> jimmy: you not only had the bad ankle, but you had a rib injury of some kind. >> i had a costal cartilage defect, which is essentially a broken rib. that happened the night before the nlds game 1 against the padres. i was hitting in the cage and dropped to the ground. i needed help getting out of the cage. i was in mr 2 that night. i thought i had blown my oblique out and what not. came back and well, i think i can play through that, right? with some help. so i wasn't really able to walk in that morning. and we did a lot of treatment. you know i was a gametime decision every single day. it was mostly my rib, not my ankle. the ankle wasn't very good either.

>> jimmy: have you heard from kurt gibson? >> yeah. he actually sent a message through one of the executives of the dodgers saying congratulations, yeah. i got to meet him earlier this year. very nice guy. he does the tigers stuff. so i get to see him a lot. >> jimmy: now he's got to share that spotlight with you. >> no. i think we're okay sharing it. that's world series wins. >> jimmy: 12 rbis is the -- you tied the record held by a member of the yankees. [ applause ] bobby richardson in 1960. >> and he lost. >> jimmy: and he lost. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he did it -- that was a seven-game series. you did it in five games. so really, you are the record holder. >> ah, i appreciate that. >> jimmy: mookie was here. he told us that the dance that you guys do when you get a hit is something that you came up with courtesy of a bottle of wine, actually, he said. >> i'm sure it was, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: would you show us just a little of that? [ cheering ]

>> it's a lot better with a bottle of wine, i promise. >> jimmy: you know you're going have to do that to every wedding you go to for the rest of your life. >> i did that on a stage. in front of 53,000 people. it's a lot easier when you hit a double. when you're prompted it's a little awkward. >> jimmy: well, think of it as this was like a double, i think. well, it's great to have you here. thank you so much for coming. >> i appreciate you. >> jimmy: i know you're probably exhausted in every way. >> can you tell a little bit? >> jimmy: i'm sure you are. you have to be. you'd be inhuman not to be. it was so much fun. and especially when we needed it. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: freddie freeman, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] the champion. oh my god! oh, i forgot this. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i got you a present. [ cheering ] we'll be right back with allison janney!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome back to the show. stevie nicks is on the way. our next guest is a super talent who knows her way around a west wing, and now, is back in the white house for season two of "the diplomat." watch it on netflix now. please say hello to allison janney. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: look at you in dodger blue. >> yeah, i picked it just for this occasion. >> jimmy: you look like you were the mvp of the world series. freddie came out in a cardigan. >> i know. and i didn't even get to meet him. i was in my jeans. i did get to meet him, but i was in my before show outfit. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> this would have been fantastic for him to see. >> jimmy: well, maybe you throw out the first pitch next season or something. >> oh, god, no. no. no. >> jimmy: you were from ohio. were you a reds fan? >> oh, the big red machine, absolutely. >> jimmy: those were great teams. >> my dad would take us to the games all the time. >> jimmy: yeah oh really? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember the lineup? >> johnny bench and pete rose and tony perez. >> jimmy: george foster. >> george faster. >> jimmy: davy concepcion. >> sparky anderson was the coach, the manager. >> jimmy: right.

>> yeah, it was a great team, fantastic. >> jimmy: you brought a photograph that is puzzling to me, because this is you as a little kid. that's you. >> yeah. with my brothers. and that is -- well, we had a lot of differing opinions on who that was. >> jimmy: okay. we have determined that it was rod gaspar. >> rod gaspar. >> jimmy: of the miracle mets. >> of the miracle mets. my grandparents were friends with someone who had an in there. and we would get to go down to the dugout and get pictures taken. >> jimmy: do you remember this day? >> i do. i do remember that day. >> jimmy: i wonder if rod remembers this. >> i'm sure he does. >> jimmy: aware that he is in a photograph with such a prestigious person. i mean, that's -- what a great picture that is. so you i understand have started a band. >> oh, well, yeah. >> jimmy: and it's not just a regular band. it's like a super group, if you

will. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell us who was in the band with you. >> okay. courteney cox you may know. >> jimmy: yes, we know courtney. >> she plays the piano in the band. mary mccormack, also fact actor. >> jimmy: what instrument does mary play? >> mary sings. mary is a great singer. she can harmonize and all that. and i thought tambourine for me. but they said no. i had to be the guitar player. and i don't know how to play the guitar. >> jimmy: okay, that's a problem. >> as a result, we have not had any gigs yet. but we get together and do photo shoots and things. all the stuff that bands do when they're not playing. we do that stuff. >> jimmy: what is the name of the band? >> it's called the broken dolls. >> jimmy: the broken dolls. >> yep. >> jimmy: that seems like it would be taken. have you googled it? >> that was mary's job. i think she checked it out. i don't think there is any. if anything, i don't know. >> jimmy: are you going to learn how to play the guitar? >> i've been trying to. i have a guitar in my house. >> jimmy: so you're taking

lessons? >> i did take some lessons. it's just not going as well. i thought since i had -- i had very large hands. that's going to make me a better guitar player. >> jimmy: i think you're right. >> it doesn't correlate. >> jimmy: it doesn't? really. >> no. >> jimmy: and these gigs take place in the house? >> well, we've had a couple of rehearsals that didn't go so well. because i don't know how to play the guitar. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i can sing. it's just that one obstacle we have to get over. >> jimmy: have you considered asking mary to learn to play the guitar. >> right? >> jimmy: and then you could sing. >> i could sing and play the tambourine and maracas. my father is a guitar player. my brothers. i thought it was in my genes. not at all. >> jimmy: can i ask what you did for halloween? >> oh, well, i get dressed all the time for work. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i find halloween a time -- i'm on the couch. i am not in a costume. i'm on the couch at home with my

dogs. i'm relaxing. and just chilling out. and i also recently gave up sugar because it doesn't make me feel good. >> jimmy: so nothing. >> nothing. i do nothing. >> jimmy: nothing probably. you were in your house for halloween. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because i happen to live near you, and i hope this isn't rude, but my ring camera, i just wanted to ask you about something that -- that i was wondering about. now this woman who as you'll see here stole all of the candy from the bowl at our house, that -- is that not you? because it looks a little bit -- like you. [ cheers and applause ]

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looking to the north, you probably think you're too busy serving your country to get a blowout. but it raises bedhead which sends a signal which i think is better unsent. east and west, try a bra with a little padding. i know there is not much to hide, but when your jacket opens, i'm getting headlights, which takes us to the south. is that a paper clip? >> oh, yes. i had a zipper issue. >> when you're a second tier diplomat in a third world war zone, that may read as scrappy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is keri russell and allison janney in season two of "the diplomat." do you play the vice president? >> yes. i got kind of a job promotion.

from the last political drama. >> jimmy: that's how it has to go, right? >> right. >> jimmy: is she based on anyone in particular or a group of people? >> well, i kind of based her loosely on hillary clinton. >> jimmy: you did? >> because of how seasoned she is as a politician and all the experience she's had, and also because -- i loved hillary. but she doesn't come off as a very warm and fuzzy person. and i kind of thought that would be good for grace penn, the vice president. she was a little more steely than cj, a little more formal and steely and very well seasoned. >> jimmy: do you hear about the west wing a lot, especially nowadays? >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i do. as a cast have done a lot to go out and help for harris' campaign. we've done a lot -- [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: do people ask you like they ask me if i know -- if you know what's going on? >> yes. >> jimmy: and do you know what's going on? >> no.

i mean, i do. i watch a lot of news things, but i can't -- i'm not comfortable talking about the way that grace penn is or the way cj was. so it's such a wishful film and fantasy fulfillment for me to play these kind of roles, to play the smartest person in the room, because i'm usually not the smartest person in the room. to be able to say this stuff, it feels fantastic. i feels so empowering. i love it. >> jimmy: i bet. and also, i think the message is -- [ applause ] -- that people should -- i'm not saying when i say do you know what's going on, the stuff that we all know is going on is people have this idea that you have some secret information that is being shared only with you. you do not? >> i do not. i know nothing. >> jimmy: if you did, would you tell us? >> no, i wouldn't. >> jimmy: you would not. >> i don't. but there is such a great group on "the diplomat." they're such great actors keri russell. >> jimmy: she is fantastic. >> the script i read, the second season that is out there now, the last script, i read it. i've never had this happen to me before, and i literally through the script across the room.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to freddie freeman and allison janney. apologies to matt damon. first, on this election eve, with a new song and anthem for women's rights, it's called "the

lighthouse." stevie nicks! ♪ ♪ i have my scars you have yours ♪ ♪ don't let them take your power ♪ ♪ don't leave it alone in the final hours ♪ ♪ they'll take your soul they'll take your power ♪ ♪ don't close your eyes and hope for the best ♪ ♪ the dark is out there the light is going fast ♪ ♪ until the final hours your life's forever changed ♪ ♪ and all the rights that you had yesterday are taken away ♪ ♪ and now you're afraid you should be afraid should be

afraid ♪ ♪ because everything i fought for ♪ ♪ long ago in a dream is gone ♪ ♪ someone said the dream is not over the dream has just begun ♪ ♪ or is it a nightmare is it a lasting scar ♪ ♪ it is unless you save it and that's that ♪ ♪ unless you stand up and take it back and take it back ♪ ♪ i have my scars you have

yours ♪ ♪ don't let them take your power ♪ ♪ don't leave it alone in the final hours ♪ ♪ they'll take your soul they'll take your power ♪ ♪ unless you stand up and take it back ♪ ♪ try to see the future and get mad ♪ ♪ it's slipping through your fingers ♪ ♪ you don't have what you had ♪ ♪ you don't have much time to get it back ♪ ♪ i wanna be the lighthouse bring all of you together ♪ ♪ bring it out in a song bring it out ♪ ♪ in stormy weather tell them the story ♪

♪ oh, i wanna teach 'em to fight ♪ ♪ oh, i wanna tell 'em this has happened before ♪ ♪ oh, don't let it happen again ♪ ♪ i have my scars you have yours ♪ ♪ don't let them take your power ♪ ♪ don't leave it alone in the final hours ♪ ♪ they'll take your soul they'll take your power ♪ ♪ unless you stand up and take it back ♪ ♪ try to see the future and get mad ♪ ♪ it's slipping through your fingers ♪

♪ you don't have what you had you don't have much time ♪ ♪ you gotta get in the game you gotta learn how to play ♪ ♪ you gotta make a change you gotta do it today ♪ ♪ in the midnight hour they'll slam the door ♪ ♪ make you forget what you were fighting for ♪ ♪ put you back in your place they'll shut you down ♪ ♪ you better learn how to fight you better say it out loud ♪ ♪ oh oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ]