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we went ahead and pick something out for you. the macy's in san francisco's union square is getting ready for the holidays this friday. puppies and kittens will come to the store's windows. an annual tradition. but is this christmas the last for the famous store? that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc seven news.com. all right. thank you so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel larry beil all of us. >> we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel denzel washington. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- denzel washington. phillipa soo. and music from dwight yoakam. with cleto and the cletones.
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and now jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for clapping. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us after a monday night of football here on abc. relax, relax, everybody. tonight we had the houston texans versus guillermo's team, the dallas cowboys at at&t stadium which is still recovering from the fight on friday night. was that a fight? or was it a disagreement? did you watch this tyson? according to netflix, more than 60 million households streamed, or attempted to stream, what is being called the most-watched instance of elder abuse since joe biden debated donald trump.
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58-year-old former heavyweight champ mike tyson was very rusty against 27-year-old jake paul. did you see this fight, guillermo? >> guillermo: it was very sad. >> jimmy: physically -- it was. it looked like tyson was in great shape physically, but this is where i realized where maybe it wasn't a great idea to bet money on mike. not that. that's not where it happened. it was actually right here. now that's the opposite of game face. that's waiting in line at the post office face. guillermo is right, though. the fight itself was depressing. in the last five rounds, tyson threw a total of 42 punches. in the sixth round, he threw 8 punches and landed none of them. honestly, the most dramatic moment happened at the weigh-in. >> ladies and gentlemen! >> jimmy: sadly, that slap was the last time tyson made
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physical contact with jake paul. the exciteo-meter hit its peak before they even rang the bell. >> he is angry. he is an angry little elf. mike tyson, i thought that was a cute slap, buddy, tomorrow you're getting [ bleep ] out. like a bitch, bitch, he must die! >> jimmy: hard to believe that kid is going to be president of the united states one day. [ applause ] it's probable. a lot of people hated this fight. it was a very strange broadcast. at one point, they looked in on mike tyson in the locker room and got not one surprise, but two, maybe even three. >> what's your prediction? >> a vicious win. >> thank you. >> love you. >> love you too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, if the
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boxing doesn't work out, he can always get into sumo wrestling. a lot of people were confused about why he kissed the guy interviewing him. turned out, it was his son. mike tyson has changed. probably for the better. but i feel like deep down, a lot of us were hoping that if tyson knocked this kid out, the universe would've corrected itself. it didn't. donald trump is still president-elect. he didn't attend the tyson fight, though his presence was definitely felt. but he was at ufc 309 at madison square garden saturday. trump took a much-needed break from raiding insane asylums for cabinet picks for a little proud boys night out with these guys. >> republican party well represented here at ufc 309. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dork, dork, goose, another dork. that's don jr., eric, vivek ramaswamy, and ufc superfan mike johnson.
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oh, man, does mike johnson love mixed martial arts. never misses a match. they flew in with dondre the giant, who was spotted with two of his bigliest fans, kid rock and elon musk. there they are, three guys who'll all have top-level security clearance in two months. after the fight, trump loaded the whole "grab 'em by the posse" on his plane. there is a lot going on in this photograph. it's just like the last supper, but everyone is judas. [ applause ] that little elf on a shelf mike johnson popping his head in there. health czar r.f.k. with a quarter pounder with cheese, 10 mcnuggets, a large fries and a coke. that is what they call a "farm-to-toilet" meal. only donald trump would force his new health czar to eat mcdonald's. that's what he does. these are subservience tests. mike johnson has to go to a fight. r.f.k. has to eat mcdonald's. matt gaetz has to date a woman he didn't pay.
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it's all very -- but the big question for me was where is j.d. vance? didn't he used to be trump's running mate like two weeks ago? poor j.d. vance was at home on -- excuse me, at home in his couch. there could soon be a ufc-caliber battle in the senate over trump's ridiculous cabinet nominees. the trump transition team is reportedly planning to forgo the customary fbi background checks for some of his picks. and while you may say, "but wait a minute. if biden had suggested skipping background checks, wouldn't republicans in congress outrage"? the answer is yes. but this is different, because these are donald trump's picks. it's different. i'm actually with trump on this one. i mean, it's kind of ridiculous to do background checks for cabinet members when the president himself is a convicted felon. right? there is no end to the nonsense. [ applause ] we are just scratching the surface. they had an america first gala
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at mar-a-lago, of course, where trump got an introduction from none other than the italian stallion himself. >> when george washington defended his country, he had no idea that he was going change the world, because without him, you could imagine what the world would look like. guess what? we got the second george washington. congratulations! >> jimmy: i guess those punches rocky took to the head were real. george washington was the father of our country. donald trump is the father of eric. big difference. i mean, and then after stallone, it was golf clubber lang's turn at the podium. you know, i keep wondering when this bromance between trump and elon musk is going to blow up like a spacex rocket? but for now, at least, they appear to be going strong.
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>> he's done a fantastic job. really an incredible mind, and he is an unbelievable entrepreneur, sort of everything. i'm asking him what do you do best? and we were not able to figure it out. but it's a lot of things. >> jimmy: well, if you do figure it out, let us know. okay? i know for sure it's not jumping. maybe it's humiliating himself? i don't know. trump loves being in front of a crowd because his thoughts, instead of keeping them inside his pumpkin, he can release them to be shared with all, no matter how puzzlingly random they may be. >> i heard manage that was very interesting, the word "grocery." it's sort of such a strange and simple, nice word, you know. i'm going out for groceries today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, is that what that word means? and then, this is so -- i have to admit, one of the things i actually enjoy about trump is when he gets a story in his head. someone tells him a story that suits whatever point he's trying
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to make, and he tells the story over and over and over again each time, as if he's never told it before. and each time, adding more and more specific and completely made-up detail. and with that said, i give you the classic the old woman and the apples. >> an old woman, she had three apples, and she brought them up to the cash register. and she looked at the woman, and she said is that the right price? and the woman said yes, ma'am, i'm sorry, yes, it is. oh, that's okay. could you wait one minute? and she took one of the three apples, and she brought it back to the refrigeration, and she came back gently up to the cash register, and she paid for two apples instead of three. >> jimmy: gently, gently. he has told this story now i think 50 times. there no one who can tell him they don't keep apples in the refrigeration at the grocery store? i mean, just one little -- [ applause ] now that the election is over, this is that melancholy part of the post-script when you realize that once a candidate has your email address, they will never
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stop contacting you. over the weekend, i received not one, but six fundraising emails from the harris campaign. including -- "there has never been a more important time to donate to the harris fight fund program than right now." now, i'm not an expert when it comes to campaigns, but i'm pretty sure there has been a better time. i feel i get so many -- i feel like i'm being baby reindeered by these people. "james, in a moment, we're going to ask you to donate $100 to the harris victory fund program." the harris victory fund? maybe we start by giving it a new name and go from there. this is like blockbuster still trying to collect late fees for those vhs tapes. harris campaign officials say the requests are for money that's meant to go to the democratic national committee. you're not going asked to give money to one candidate who lost one race, you're being asked to give money to a whole committee that lost so many races all over the country. why aren't they releasing limited edition kamala harris watches or bibles or golden high
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tops? have they learned nothing from this loss? meanwhile, president biden this weekend, became the first sitting president of the united states to visit the amazon rain forest. and i feel like before you see this, i should tell you, this is not on a green screen. this is not a sketch from "saturday night live." this is the real rainforest, and president biden was actually there. >> so let's preserve this sacred place for our time and forever for the benefit of all humanity. thank you very, very much. >> jimmy: and he was never seen again. he wandered off. got mixed up with some monkeys and that was that. the ayahuasca hit him pretty hard. [ laughter ] spirit airlines today filed for bankruptcy.
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[ laughter ] turns out, their strategy of being the worst airline in american history didn't pay off. as well as they hoped. how could they have just filed for bankruptcy? i've flown spirit airlines. i assumed they were always bankrupt. spirit stock has dropped more than 93% of its value this year, which is sad. but i believe that if you invested money in spirit airlines, you probably don't deserve to have money. so now we are faced with a relatively new philosophical question. which is when a spirit airlines goes bankrupt, does it become a spirit halloween store? i guess we'll find out. as i mentioned earlier, tonight was texas night on monday night football. and to celebrate that, we crashed a tailgate party at sofi stadium. we sent our man on the scene to embed himself with nfl fans for a new football-themed edition of "breaking the news."
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>> breaking the news! football edition. >> tonight, 40 beer bongs? this young lady shares her tips on how you can turn a morning kickoff into the reason why you lost custody. >> alert. >> i put your chips along my lips. when you dip, i dip, we dip. why experts believe sharing food is the number one cause of throat syphilis. [ bleep ]. >> unappetizing. >> we're talking to -- vladimir. >> you know what? i'm sorry, vladimir. we can't show any of the logos and stuff. can we bleep this out really quick while we talk to you? just for while we're talking to you. >> ah, really? >> and do me a favor. when we talk about the teams, don't mention the team or the name. just say the guys and the fellow, you know what i mean? because we can't say anyone specific. who is your favorite player? >> i can't even tell you.
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you told me, the dude. >> you want to give a shout out to your team? >> actually, you told me not to shout them out. >> just be vague about it. be kind of vague. >> not my tattoos! >> disqualified. >> domino mother -- i've always wanted to say that in inglewood. bucket list number 12, checked! we're cool, right? >> cool. >> just like ice cube. >> girls watching football? then who's home cleaning the kitchen? why this could lead to women's rights. my terrifying report after an all new "lady matlock"? would it kill you to smile? [ laughter ] >> toxic masculinity. >> sure, anyone can throw a football around a parking lot, but can you catch a television microphone? dude, that was like $200, seriously. give me the ball. give me the ball. the ball. >> i'm not paying for that. >> they may be rooting for opposing teams -- okay.
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but one thing we can all agree on is abortion. >> go rams! >> and abortion. >> and abortion. >> complex issue. >> we're here at the big game, and it's time for the big beefstick challenge. we have a couple of beefy guys. let's see who our winner is. who can finish it first? there is the flag in the middle. we ready? three, two, beef stick, beef stick! [ laughter ] >> mouth stuff. >> we're here with nfl legends howie long and terry bradshaw. hey, have a great game, guy. >> thank you. >> terry, looking good. don't get up, don't get up. >> still kickin'. >> i've got all the scores and highlights after the game. woo! >> and i get insight from these
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mouth-breathing in19 bureaucrats on america's funniest boat accidents. >> jimmy: all right. we have a fun show tonight. from "doctor odyssey," phillipa soo is here. we've got music from dwight yoakam. and we'll be right back with denzel washington. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by homes.com.
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we have new shows this week with guests including jim gaffigan, colman domingo, jason kelce, ralph macchio, f1 driver dorian pond with nate smith and blake shelton too. belize please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an actor's actor, a movie star's movie star, and a denzel's washington. his newest is the long-awaited sequel, "gladiator 2." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome denzel washington. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. boy, you look great. you're getting more handsome over the years. how is that possible? >> i've been on a program for the last two years with a great trainer. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> romero is making all my food for me.
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>> jimmy: oh, he does. >> and we work out. >> jimmy: every day? >> four days a week. >> jimmy: what time? >> you want to go? >> jimmy: well, no, no. i'll come watch for sure. it is like a 5:00 a.m. type of situation? >> no. i box also. so i do two days. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about boxing. you're a big boxing fan? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: would you consider what happened this weekend to be boxing? >> mike is one of the all-time greats. >> jimmy: mike is. >> and i'm glad he got paid. >> jimmy: that's kind of how i felt about it too. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he -- you're rooting for mike, i guess. this is a photograph from 2002, memphis, tennessee, tyson versus lennox lewis. you were happier than when you won the oscar, thing. >> do you know who that is? >> jimmy: yeah, michael sphinx, who i realize modeled the "curb
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your enthusiasm" character because that is quite an ensemble that michael is wearing back there. >> and muscles. >> jimmy: you still got the muscles. make no mistake than. is mike somebody you know personally? >> no, not well. >> jimmy: never hung out with him and the tigers or anything like that? >> no. >> jimmy: he told me he was here a few weeks ago, he said there was a good chance he was going to smoke pot before the fight, maybe even do mushrooms before the fight. he actually said that did you sense any of that in the ring? >> ah -- [ laughter ] no, i didn't, i didn't. i did not. >> jimmy: you didn't. you did meet another old fighter last week. i believe we have video here of you and the king, king charles. >> what do you mean old fighter? >> jimmy: well, listen, he has been fighting to be the king since he was born. [ laughter ] [ applause ] his mother kept winning every
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round, round after round. >> that was a strange -- they got all these rules about you can't be too close, let them speak first, don't shake hands. and i forgot it all. >> jimmy: that's good. i find it annoying -- >> did you do that? have you met them? >> jimmy: no, i've never met them. and if i was given the rules, i would gladly accept the rules. but i feel like you shouldn't be given rules. i think he should be given rules about meeting you, don't you think? >> nah, nah. [ applause ] >> it's good to be king. >> jimmy: it must be. >> it must be. >> jimmy: is that your first king? >> that was my first king that i remember. >> jimmy: what did you guys talk about? >> it was just small talk. >> jimmy: nothing. >> and handshake. >> jimmy: did you think about what you were going to say beforehand? >> no. >> jimmy: what a job for him, though. he has to go through and say something that everyone is going to remember what he said. >> he said he loved all of my movies. >> jimmy: oh, he did. all of them. >> yeah, that's what he said. all of them. >> jimmy: don't want any trouble
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with the king. you could be beheaded. i don't know if you're aware of this, your son john david was here last week, i think. >> okay. >> jimmy: talking about this movie that you guys did together that you produced. your son malcolm direct and cowrote the film. >> right. >> jimmy: "the piano lesson." that has got to be for a dad especially, i know you have many things that you can be proud of. >> and his sister is a producer. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. but i know you have a lot of things to be proud of when you're a person of your caliber. but to see your kids doing this stuff and doing so it so well and successfully must be an absolute thrill. >> nothing like it. nothing like it. >> jimmy: it's the best thing. >> any father or mother, you know, you obviously want the best for your children. and to see them take off like that and the younger brother directing his older brother in a film, and a really good film, it, you know, just proud papa. >> jimmy: one of the things i like about john david is a lot
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of times you'll have actors whose parents are famous or whatever, and a lot of the times please, i don't want the talk about my parents. i don't want to. and john david was yeah, i love to talk about my dad. no problem at all. that's nice. >> it is nice. >> jimmy: and hi mentioned that your wife went to go see him his play 40 times. >> yes, yes. with notes. >> jimmy: with notes each time. >> thoughts. that's what he would call it. >> thoughts. which made me wonder how many times you saw it and if you give notes. >> i was overseas working. soy surprised him. he didn't know i was coming. and he came back coming off stage and i was there and gave him a big hug. you don't have the footage, do you? >> jimmy: no, i don't. >> i was going to say because there is footage. >> jimmy: we'll watch footage of the king again if you want to look. i can show you all of mike tyson's ass if you'd like to see that. [ laughter ] >> no, i really got him good. >> jimmy: did he know you were
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in the crowd? >> no, he did not know. i did watch. and i snuck backstage. >> jimmy: is there anyone that is ever -- i mean, you've done so many things on broadway. there anyone that you know is in the audience that makes you denzel washington nervous. >> i never want to know. i tell them never tell me who is out there. >> jimmy: do you ever see them out there? >> no, no. i'm not looking for people. >> jimmy: oh you don't see people at all? >> you can see like right now i can see, but i couldn't tell you if somebody i knew was out there. >> jimmy: you're going to do them othello with jake gyllenhaal. will your wife come to see that 40 times? >> i'm sure she'll have notes. thoughts. thoughts. >> jimmy: i like that. >> oh, i can't give away the plot. i guess everybody knows the plot. >> jimmy: everybody knows the plot. no, you know what? everybody probably should know
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the plot. >> haven't read it. >> jimmy: you think we remember anything we learned in school? look who the president is for [ bleep ] sake. [ laughter ] all right. we're going to take a break. we're going to come back and see oh, this is a good one. "gladiator ii," denzel washington. it opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back after this. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by wing drone delivery. get what you need in as little as 15 minutes. plaque psoriasis symptoms define me... emerge as you, with clearer skin. with tremfya®, most people saw 100% clear skin... ...that stayed clear, even at 5 years. serious allergic reactions and increased risk of infections may occur. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tb. tell your doctor if you have an infection, flu-like symptoms or if you need a vaccine. emerge with clear skin. ask your doctor about tremfya®. ♪
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who are you? what was your name before you traded it for a roman one? >> you'll never know. i have a destiny. the gods delivered you to me. you will be my instrument. >> i will never be your instrument in this life or the next. >> that is denzel washington in "gladiator ii," which man, you're so good in this movie. is it more fun to play a villain? >> he's not a villain. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> he is a lovely fellow. >> jimmy: the villains don't think they're villains, do they. >> you can't play it that way. >> jimmy: what you call that wardrobe? >> a dress is what you call it. >> jimmy: yes, yes. i grew up in las vegas, and the cocktail waitresses at caesars
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palace would wear something very similar to that. >> right. >> right. >> jimmy: you keep that? did that go home with you? >> i kept the sandals. >> jimmy: the sandals? are you a sandahls guy? >> i always keep something, you know, steal something. >> jimmy: i'm sure they're okay with you taking it. is it on display somewhere or it goes in a closet at your house? >> knits the closet. it's back there in case things don't work out, sell things, you know. >> jimmy: you can have an auction. >> have a little auction. you never know. >> jimmy: did you know before -- and i hope i'm not revealing anything that shouldn't be revealed. but did you know before the film that you would have scenes with a monkey? >> no, no, no. you know, he was very talented. i don't know if it was a he, actually. but he climbed up up on my head and stuff. okay, partner. he didn't see "training day." [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably too young.
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>> oh, i had a joke there, but i won't say it. anybody see "training day"? [ cheering ] so i would say my -- don't say it. my little -- can't say it. [ laughter ] choked up the band. >> jimmy: did they give you rules. >> monkey rules. >> jimmy: like with the king? [ laughter ] like don't look the monkey in the eye. >> in the eye. he'll pull an eye bull out or something like that. >> no. >> jimmy: nothing like that? >> no. >> jimmy: i hope you don't mind me mentioning this, you have a big birthday coming up. >> 70. 70 years old. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: is that -- will you do something very special? is that out of your hands? >> i'm going stand in the mirror and pose. 70. [ cheering ]
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>> sorry, that's the mic. that's what i get. >> give me your jacket now. now it's on inside out. this is a disaster! >> this is really what i'm going to do at 70! [ laughter ] that's what i'll be doing. that's what i'll be doing at 70. >> jimmy: i didn't think you seemed 70 at now, and now suddenly i'm feeling differently. >> i'll be looking for my keys at 70. >> jimmy: i read, and i don't know -- >> keep talking. i'm working. i'm working. >> jimmy: you got the microphone right there. i read that you said you're going to retire, going to do a couple more plays and a couple more movies and maybe a "black panther 3" before you retire. [ cheering ] >> well, you know, they use that r word. i have about -- i have five or six great colors that are interested in working with me, and i'm interested in.
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after that, i'm interested in getting behind the camera. but by the time i finish all that, i'll be 70. i'll be like 76, 78 years old. >> jimmy: i see. all right. so maybe you do less acting is what you're saying. >> that's the plan. >> jimmy: that's the plan. >> that's the plan. >> jimmy: until your son malcolm comes and says dad, i want you uto be in something i'm directing. >> no question. >> jimmy: then you do it. it's great to have you here. you look fantastic. the movie is great. it's "gladiator ii." it opens in theaters friday. and "the piano lesson" premieres on friday on netflix. denzel washington, everybody. we'll be back with phillipa soo. who can solve this equation? oooo me! anyone else? fine...jake...from state farm...ok... alright! it's the personal price plan theorem. if you bundle your home and auto, that can equal an affordable price, just for you.
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♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome back the show. music from dwight yoakam is on the way. our next guest is a grammy award-winner who has journeyed from "hamilton" on broadway to the new tv show "doctor odyssey." you can watch the mid season finale thursday night here on abc, or the next day on hulu. please welcome phillipa soo. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you meet denzel backstage? >> i didn't meet him backstage. well were ships passing. >> jimmy: have you met him before? >> i did.
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i met him ten years ago when i was doing "hamilton." yes! [ cheering ] and literally before today, i was thinking oh my god, there has to be a picture somewhere. oh, this is kind of cool. phillipa soo and denzel washington photo. i found one. >> jimmy: that's what we were just talking about. when he would be on stage and talking about people that would be in the audience. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and denzel washington. did you know denzel was in the audience? did they tell you or no? >> no. it was really strict rule that i had with lin because lin loved knowing when people were in the audience. >> jimmy: lin-manuel miranda. >> he loved knowing. do you want to know? no. please don't tell me. i just want to focus on the show. it's sort of like my meditation for day, the show. and afterwards, i was pleasantly surprised. i didn't want to know. and at the very end during curtain call, he would pull me
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very close, lin, denzel washington is here! insert name there. and that's how it went. >> jimmy: you originated the role of eliza. is that the probably word to use, originated? >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: the role of eliza in "hamilton." >> yes. >> jimmy: and how many shows did you do? >> there was eight shows a week for a year on broadway, and then eight shows a week for about four or five months off broadway. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> that's a lot. >> jimmy: like 10,000? >> it felt like. >> jimmy: hundreds of shows. >> it felt like hundreds and thousands and at the same time. >> jimmy: went by quickly. >> so fast. >> jimmy: at any point do you kind of get too familiar with the material that you check out? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: start thinking of other stuff? >> yeah, i mean, you know, i think for the first three months you're still finding it, you're still discovering things. and then something happens, and this happened to all of us. and kind of around the same time where your brain just turns off
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and your body knows it. like your mouth makes the words. you know what's coming next, but your brain isn't actually thinking about what's coming next. >> jimmy: is that good? do you want to be in that zone? >> well, it's good, but you don't want to check out too much because -- >> jimmy: you could forget the words to the song if you check out too much. >> you could. which is something that happened to me on stage. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> it was after the album came out. it was the worst time to happen. everybody in the audience, i could see them like -- they knew all the lyrics. >> jimmy: you didn't know. >> i was on stage doing "burn" this is like the big number in act 2. and i'm alone. i'm one of the few people who have to be on stage alone by themselves singing their song. and i had no one around me to help me. and i had accidentally sung the second verse first. and then i was sort of thinking -- continuing to sing the lyrics and thinking how can i get back from this?
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should i go back to the beginning? should i start over? no, i can't start over. here cosms the chorus. should we good back to the first? it was all happening in my brain in realtime, and then i just stopped, and everything went quiet. the music kept going, and i was just sitting there, just waiting and waiting and waiting. and it felt like maybe a minute went by. and everybody after i got off stage, i was so devastated and really upset that i had forgotten the words. and everybody was like we thought something happened to you. we thought like you fainted or something. on stage. >> jimmy: yeah, i fainted. >> it was me and this burning lantern. we thought maybe you caught on fire. i was like no, no, i literally forgot the lyrics. oh, no. >> jimmy: that was the show if i was lin-manuel miranda, that would be the whispered to you oprah is in the audience! >> but at the end, i talked to some people who came to the show, and they were like you
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were so emotional during "burn". >> jimmy: oh, really? >> we could feel it. when you paused and had to stop. i was like. >> jimmy: you were really burning. >> i was really feeling it in that moment, yeah. >> jimmy: now you are on this crazy television show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you aware it was going to be a crazy show before you signed up for it? >> well, i read the pilot and like the two medical emergencies, the two big medical emergencies were sea emergencies as i call them. >> jimmy: sea emergencies, okay. >> sea emergencies. they were iodine poisoning from eating too much slump. really fun. and also a broken penis. so i thought well, you can only go up here from here, right? uh-huh, uh-huh. >> the possibilities are endless. >> jimmy: there have been two penis episodes so far in the first season. >> yes, yes. what are you thinking of? >>. >> jimmy: well, there is the guy who got his penis stuck in a
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woman. >> oh, that, yes. i forgot. >> jimmy: you forgot that? >> i forgot. i totally -- there are so many things happening. >> jimmy: you must be in that comfort zone now. [ laughter ] you stop and kind of oh, wow, i can really feel that penis. >> we're so focused now. we're okay, what happens in this episode? broken penis, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: a nose fell off a woman's face. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all very typical cruise ship injuries. >> yeah, yeah. normal. >> jimmy: do you have -- playing a nurse, is it hard to remember the medical jargon? >> it's very hard. >> jimmy: it seems like it would be hard. >> yeah. i have to practice very hard to learn all of these very -- what i would say difficult words to pronounce, but also i have no idea what they mean. i have no idea what the context is. so i have a couple tricks up my sleeve. >> jimmy: what are the tricks? how do you remember? >> well, this is going to surprise you all, but i make up
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a song. >> jimmy: oh. >> like a little sing song to sort of remember. >> jimmy: can you think of one offhand? >> i can. and i think it already aired. so i'm safe to do this one. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> i'll give joshua jackson some credit, because he actually was the one who started singing this. this was his line. and then i sort of was like that's really fun. i think i'm going make it into a song and add a three-part harmony to it and try and teach it to everybody on set. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> so now everybody knows this song, which is called "transesophageal echocardiogram." >> jimmy: sounds like a hit already. >> do you want to hear it? >> jimmy: go ahead. [ applause ] ♪ echocardiogram, transesophageal echocardiogram ♪ [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: we've got to get lin-manuel miranda on the phone. this could be a whole -- >> yeah, it's a new musical called transesophageal echocardiogram. >> jimmy: congratulations on all these -- on the big hit, the success of the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the mid season finale, which means what, you guys are taking christmas off? >> we're currently shooting. we're finishing the rest of the season right now. >> jimmy: got you. >> and those will be in the can, and then we'll air the rest of the episodes starting on episode 9 starting on march 6. >> jimmy: "doctor odyssey" thursday nights, 9:00 here on abc. and the next day on hulu. phillipa soo, everybody. thank you, phillipa! ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love.
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♪ i don't know howbum, "brighte days." here with the song "i don't know how to say goodbye," dwight yoakam! ♪ ♪ i don't know how can't tell you why ♪ ♪ but i don't know how to say goodbye ♪ ♪ i don't know how we lost our way ♪ ♪ i don't know where these two hearts both went astray ♪ ♪ i'd have to lie if pressed to say ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't know how we lost our way ♪ang, bang boom, boom ♪ ♪ there's nothing left here now ♪ ♪ but sadness
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bang, bang, boom, boom ♪ ♪ and the emptiness of all that's gone ♪ ♪ bang, bang, boom, boom no sounds but ♪ ♪ just sorrow and madness and bang, bang, boom, boom ♪ ♪ it's how a broken heart beats on, come on ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ bang, bang boom, boom ♪ ♪ there's nothing left here now ♪
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♪ but sadness bang, bang, boom, boom ♪ ♪ and the emptiness of all that's gone ♪ ♪ bang, bang, boom, boom no sounds of love ♪ ♪ just sorrow and madness and bang, bang, boom, boom ♪ ♪ is how a broken heart beats on ♪ ♪ i don't know how to say goodbye ♪ ♪ i don't know where i don't know where i would start to even try ♪ ♪ to even try ♪ ♪ i never learned i never learned can't tell you why ♪ ♪ can i tell you why ♪ ♪ but i don't know how to say goodbye ♪ ♪ goodbye goodbye ♪ ♪ no, i don't know how
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to say goodbye, oh ♪ [ cheering and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thanks to denzel washington, phillipa soo, and dwight yoakam. apologies to matt damon. we feel terrible. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. goodnight. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is nightline. >> tonight, athletes

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