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and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. guillermo. cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you guys for coming. thank you for joining us here in beautiful hollywood, california. very nice, i appreciate it. you know, we make a lot of movies and tv shows here in l.a. with all sorts of criminals, outlaws, prisoners, and whatnot. but i don't know that we'd ever come up with a character like donald trump. who somehow slithered out of his cage yet again. [ laughter ] after all that went on, the manhattan district attorney agreed to postpone sentencing for the 34 felony counts he was convicted of this may until after the end of his term as president, if at all.

[ audience moaning and booing ] he did say we'd get tired of all the winning! [ laughter ] in fairness. four indictments. 34 felonies. an insurrection. the fake electors. the "find me 11,000 votes" call. the classified documents in the men's room. he got away with all of it. it's like shawshank without the redemption. [ laughter and applause ] i have to say, for a criminal mastermind who weaponized the justice department against donald trump, joe biden really dropped the ball on this one, it's like nothing ever happened at all. [ laughter ] trump is even getting intelligence brief actions again. so if you're staying at mar-a-lago and wondering why the toilets are all clogged. that's why. [ laughter ] america is once again sharing its most delicate intelligence with its least-delicate and dumbest man. [ laughter ] how do you brief someone who already knows everything? giving donald trump intelligence briefings is like giving trombone lessons to a goldfish. [ laughter ] there's no point to it.

trump has reportedly been working the phones to put the squeeze on senators to strong-arm them into confirming matt gaetz for attorney general. matt gaetz. also known as the caucasian diddy. [ laughter ] is in the hot seat right now. at least two women have testified before the house ethics committee claiming gaetz paid them for sex. and according to their lawyer, that's not even the most damning part. >> at this particular event, what did your client witness? >> she testified in july of 2017 at this house party, she was walking out to the pool area and she looked to her right, and she saw representative gaetz having sex with her friend, who was 17. >> jimmy: she looked to the right and saw that. [ laughter ] she looked to her left and saw a platter of shrimp. [ laughter ] >> both of your clients testified they were paid by representative gaetz to have sex? >> that's correct. the house was very clear about that and went through each -- essentially put the venmo payments on the screen and asked about them. and my clients repeatedly testified, "what was this payment for?"

"that was for sex." >> jimmy: that's why the emojis were "okay" and a finger. [ audience moaning ] the fact that matt gaetz was stupid enough to pay for sex with venmo. that alone should be disqualifying. [ cheers and applause ] the venmo-lestor was not quiet about his activities. [ laughter ] the lawyer says gaetz even flew his lady friends to new york. >> they testified they met up with matt gaetz in new york in january of 2019 for his appearance on fox news. >> met up with or traveled with? do you know? >> so -- so mr. gaetz paid them for the tickets to come to new york for the trip. they went to broadway shows while there. >> what show did they see? i'm just curious now. >> "pretty woman." >> about a sex worker. >> i had not even thought about that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you hadn't? because i don't know -- i don't know that i'd hire you as my lawyer -- [ laughter ] you ever seen that white circle

in the sky at night? that's the moon. [ laughter ] that is crazy. taking a woman you pay for sex to see "pretty woman." it's like taking a giraffe to the zoo. [ laughter ] attorneys for one of the women said she had sex with gaetz on an air hockey table. which would explain why his hair is always blowing straight up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the house ethics committee is scheduled to meet tomorrow to determine whether or not to release details of their investigation are but mike johnson, the speaker of the house, is using every trick in his sneaky little book to keep it quiet. >> i don't want to open a pandora's box. we're in a different era. i would be concerned about opening the pandora's box saying that the house ethics committee with its unlimited power effectively investigates citizens and releases reports about them. >> jimmy: investigates private citizens? he became a private citizen five

days ago! when he resigned specifically to avoid you releasing the results of this investigation. that's not a private citizen. somebody needs to put mike johnson back in the tree he lives in and release that report. [ cheers and applause ] the spinelessness is staggering. one of the most outspoken critics of matt gaetz has been a senator from oklahoma named markwayne mullin. >> the first time i ever met this guy, governor kristi noem, said man, she's a fine -- you can put the "b" word in place. her portrays himself as somebody he's not. he gets his money from his dad, not from actually working. we'd all seen the videos he was showing, that all of us had walked away, of the girls he had slept with. i assume he'd be re-elected. he's popular in his district but i don't think they would if they knew matt gaetz. crush e.d. medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could

go all night. >> jimmy: so that was then. that was before trump started making phone calls. this is what markwayne thinks of the "matly bonerpills'" chances there's no question matt's going to have an uphill battle. it's going to be a really difficult fight to get him confirmed. but i'm not saying it's impossible. if it's what the president wants, then we're going to do our dill diligence. >> jimmy: you do your dill diligence, you dildo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no shame. no shame whatsoever. this is the attorney general of the united states. trump hasn't even moved into the white house yet, things are already nuts. if you wanted to know what the republican party is right now, this is a tweet from marjorie taylor greene. i think this says it all. she's defending matt gaetz. "for my republican colleagues frkss we're going to release ethics reports and rip it on our own that trump has reported and put it all out there for america to see, all the ethics reports and claims including the one i

filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims, secretly settled paying off victims, jeffrey epstein files are tapes, recordings, witness interviews. matt gaetz isn't the only asset. if we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. i'll make sure we do." great. do that. [ cheers and applause ] great! do it! let's dance in the sunlight! and let the cheeseburgers fall where they may! [ laughter ] she's specifically saying if you reveal what an unfit, corrupt, sleazy dirtbag matt gaetz is, so help me god i'll let the voters know that you are too. okay. i agree with the bleach-blond bad built butch body. [ cheers and applause ] put everything out there. why not? no one with a red hat on seems to care anyway. these appointments trump is making, it really is like a season of "dancing with the stars."

today, our celebrity president added dr. oz to be in charge of medicaid and medicare. and linda mcmahon. soon-to-be ex-wife of vince mcmahon as the nominee for secretary of education. what the wwf is going on here? [ laughter ] and then we have another fox host, sean duffy from fox business, for secretary of transportation. duffy served in congress for eight years. but do you know what he did before that? he was on "the real world" and "road rules" on mtv. [ laughter ] he hired the guy from "road rules" to be secretary of transportation. [ laughter ] because of course he did. the word "road" is right in there. that is one of his least embarrassing picks. maybe he'll pick one of the teen moms to be secretary of labor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it is a bottomless well of people who are not well. but don't tell the gang at newsmax. >> bobby kennedy is an absolutely inspired choice for

ahs. every day i wake up and it's christmas morning. what kind of incredible pick are we going to get today? as a team, this really is a dream team. we have not seen this kind of talent pool since the founding fathers. >> jimmy: founding fathers. the three stooges is more like it. [ applause ] it's so whack. and if trump can't get his nominees confirmed through the senate, his team is considering recess appointments. recess is where congress temporarily suspends its proceedings. also where matt gaetz finds his girlfriends. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] allegedly, of course. our fondling father was in texas for a spacex launch today. with his new best friend elon. this is quite a courtship. trump is going to rocket launches, elon is jerking it up at ufc. the real winner in all this is melania. she doesn't have to go anywhere with him anymore. [ laughter ] he's got elonia musk by his

side. trump attended the launch to get a better sense of spacex's technology, and to see how viable it would be to launch don jr. up there too. [ laughter ] don jr. is back to his podcast, i guess. we make public of the guy because he's an imbecile -- [ laughter ] but he's actually covering a lot of important stuff. >> biological and objectively attractive women are now allowed, once again, to win beauty pageants. for years we had dudes winning female beauty pageants. but perhaps, perhaps this is a sign, guys, that the world is healing. we are back, folks! >> jimmy: we are back, folks! [ laughter ] we are back to ladies with no penises again, folks! [ laughter ] and then we have mr. mypillow, mike lindell, who was falsely accused of giving a secret shout-out to neo nazis because

he put his pillows on sale for $14.88. the number 14 supposedly stands for the number of words in a white supremacist slogan and 88 is code for heil hitler. because "h" is the eighth letter in the alphabet, which would make 88 code for "happy chanukah" too. [ laughter ] but these are the depths these crazies go to. mike has, of course, denied the allegations. but he also isn't changing the price. >> because of your overwhelming support, our $14.88 my ispillow has been one of the biggest sales in mypillow history. >> jimmy: and as we all know sales of mypillows have a rich and unforgettable history. [ laughter ] a lot has happened since we last spoke with the mypillow man. the machines didn't steal the election this time, which i thought was good. i thought it would be good to see how he's doing. we have him with us now. hello, mike lindell! >> what's that? who's that? hello, hello, mr. president, i'm ready to serve! >> jimmy: no, it's not the president, mike, it's jimmy kimmel. >> what?

ah, not now crumble, come on. i gotta keep these lines open for when i get the call from our one true president, donald j. for jesus trump! >> jimmy: well -- why is donald trump calling now? >> well, that's sure one of the dumbest questions i've ever heard, even from you. it's assembling all his top guys to fill out his cabinet. >> jimmy: as far as i know, i heard a lot of names, your name has not been mentioned for his cabinet, not even as a route mor. >> are you sure about that? >> jimmy: yeah, i am. >> my name wasn't mentioned? >> jimmy: no. >> was it bandied about? >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry, it wasn't bandied about. >> not even for the department of the posterior? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, not even for that, oh, who in the holy crapola is he naming, then? >> jimmy: i mean, there's a lot of people. there's kristi noem. there's marco rubio. there's rfk jr. for health -- >> rfk? r to the fk jr.? >> jimmy: yeah.

>> that spooky roadkill collector? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you can't go eat a dead bear that's been festering in your trunk all day. that's how you get brain worms. >> jimmy: right. >> and i should know! >> jimmy: it's something that -- what's going on? you okay, mike? oh, geez. oh, my god. oh, my god. wow. that's -- that's a good -- oh, it's going back in. mike? mike? mike? wow. all right. mike? >> are you okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mike, i have more bad news. he also nominated dr. oz. >> dr. -- dr. wizard of oz? [ bleep ] from the oprah winfrey show? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> come on. >> jimmy: he nominated her and the wrestling lady, vince mcmahon's wife -- >> hold on. hello? mr. president? mr. president, hello?

>> jimmy: i don't hear the phone ringing, mike. >> what? oh, boy -- >> jimmy: sounds like the battery from a smoke detector. >> yep, it sure -- it sure -- these things always want to go off if you have a little fun. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. oh, mike, don't eat the battery. you're eating the battery? >> if i don't, the sprinkle system goes off and short circuits all my curling irons. >> jimmy: okay. you have more than one curling iron? >> some of us ain't blessed with the naturally curly pubes. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: okay, that's true. >> hang on, hang on. it's got to be him. >> jimmy: no, that sounds like a truck backing up outside. >> who's it? >> jimmy: it sounds like a truck backing up outside, mike. >> oh, hey, that must be my weekly manure delivery. >> jimmy: manure? >> come on, guys, bring it in. >> jimmy: are you a gardener? what do you have manure -- >> no. >> jimmy: what's the manure for? >> you know that old saying that you catch more flies with honey. >> jimmy: yeah? >> well, you can catch even more

flies with a dump truck full of pony turds. >> jimmy: i don't know why you want to catch flies but you seem very upset, mike. [ phone ringing ] that does sound like a phone, mike. >> hello, hello there? hello there, hello, mr. president? yeah. i told you --. >> jimmy: oh, geez, go ahead. >> yeah, mr. president. no, no. mr. -- mr. president -- >> jimmy: that is really donald trump? >> okay, i see. no, it's the president of the mankato homeowners' association. >> jimmy: okay. >> he's telling me i got to get rid of all the manure i got piled up out here. okay, okay, dirk. don't get your panties in a b-hole. i'll take care of it, you stupid freaking dirk -- >> jimmy: mike, mike -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah. what? >> i hive an idea. >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy, i got good news for your listeners. >> jimmy: viewers, but --

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to our show. tonight, she makes her living breaking speed limits around the world from the mercedes f1 team, doriane pin is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, he's up for new artist of the year at tomorrow's cma awards. his album is called "california gold." nate smith from the snapdragon stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we'll be joined by blake shelton and the karate adult, ralph macchio will be here with us. our first guest is an oscar-nominated, emmy-winning actor. if you're 17 and under, you know him from “euphoria,” any older and you know him from everything else. his new netflix show “the madness” premieres on thanksgiving day.

please welcome colman domingo. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i like what you're wearing, it looks good, thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: everything going well in your life? >> everything's gl pretty well. >> jimmy: when you first came out, did you suddenly have a bunch of teenage fans you didn't expect? >> absolutely. driving down the 405, i get screaming heads of girls leaning out the window, losing their minds. [ cheers ] at 54 years old, who knew? >> jimmy: you turn 55 on thanksgiving day, right? >> i sure do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it seems a little -- it's kind of weird to have your birthday on thanksgiving, isn't it? >> it is. it happened a few times when i was a kid. you kind of have to give over to thanksgiving. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you think, i'll let it be about the turkey this year. [ laughter ] maybe i'll get a little sweet potato pie, and i'll celebrate another time. >> jimmy: i hope there will be a

cake for you. >> i hope there will be a cake, too. i want some cake, i don't know, i want some joy. >> jimmy: some joy would be nice. >> i think we all need some joy right now. >> jimmy: have you thought about your wish for your birthday? >> i'm shough a pollyanna in a way. right now i want things to be peaceful. i want them to be happy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. thanksgiving. >> truly. that's my wish right now. >> jimmy: are you the life of the party at a party? are you that guy? >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i think so, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i like to think i'm the life of the party, but i think i've always been that way. like at fraternity parties, i was always dancing in the middle of the floor. pumping the keg as well. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> but i always sort of loved -- i love hosting in every single day. i even used to have jobs where i was sort of getting the party started. like i was actually one of those dancers at bar mitzvahs. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you say one of those dancers -- >> okay, that -- i don't know if you've been to a bar mitzvah.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> yes, you've been to a bar mitzvah, right? they are like a wedding. and they have -- they have a deejay, they have hype people. you know. i was one of like four dancers. we wear black. i was always getting mrs. rabinowitz up to dance. "yeah, let's get the party started." everybody came through there too. i never realized they were so huge. i remember one time, i lost my mind because i think they actually booked this performer for the adults, not for the kids. because suddenly, "by the way, special guest, taylor dane." get out of here, taylor dane's here? >> jimmy: taylor dane was the talent at the party? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: did they -- i mean, for teenagers? >> i'm sure -- yeah, for teenagers, but i think it was for the adults. >> i see. >> maybe they thought it was taylor swift and somebody screwed up. early 2000s. >> jimmy: she did "taylor to my heart" and all that stuff? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you danced to that? >> i killed it. >> jimmy: do you have particular dance moves?

can you moonwalk? >> i can moonwalk. do you guys know "tell it to my heart"? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i can see that, makes sense. >> here's the moonwalk. here's the moonwalk. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i can see what got mrs. rabinowitz so excited. [ laughter ] i've always wanted to do a moonwalk. it's one of the things wish i could do. i practice it, it's just impossible. >> i think you could do it. >> jimmy: i was a deejay in college. i'd do weddings and bar mitzvahs or whatever. you had to have a dance. i did to the new edition song

"cool it now." >> oh, yeah. ♪ cool it now ♪ >> jimmy: my dance was -- ♪ cool it now watch out ♪ >> no. >> jimmy: oh, there's a whole thing that goes along to it. yeah. so -- by the way, the moonwalk is interesting. because you are a part of this michael jackson movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the bio-pic. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> we did it. we shot it. i play joe jackson in it. >> jimmy: that's got to be the best part, right? michael's dad? >> i kind of think so. it's like you -- he's such a sizable character. you know what i mean? and -- you know, i don't know. i feel like he's just an interesting character to portray. >> jimmy: you play him mean? >> i play him complicated. >> jimmy: i see. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: month plays michael? >> jaffar jackson, who is a revelation. >> jimmy: his nephew? >> jermaine jackson's son. he's an incredible performer. >> jimmy: wow. >> has a beautiful heart. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does he sing as well? >> sings, dances, he's exceptional in his own right.

>> jimmy: how old is he? what age? >> 26, 27? also, we have a younger version of michael, a young kid. he's really beautiful. >> jimmy: have you met -- i assume you meet with the jackson family when you're doing something like this? >> i met with some of the jackson family. i also had a chance to meet one of my idols, janet jackson, at a dinner. she walks in a room, she's very quiet and shy. >> jimmy: this is before she knew you -- >> way before this, exactly. she didn't know me as joe. >> jimmy: she is very quiet and shy. >> yeah. i think that's also so fantastic, because she's quiet and shy, but you see her on stage, she's just all -- ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like in another world, she could have been working at the bar mitzvah with you. [ laughter ] >> she could have. >> jimmy: people would have got up and danced. >> we would have made incredible tips. >> jimmy: imagine the three of us doing this the whole time. [ laughter ] colman domingo is with us. [ cheers and applause ] his show is called "the madness." we'll be right back.

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cops. >> the next day? you waited till the next day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's colman domingo. "the madness" premieres on netflix on thanksgiving day. you've got a birthday, i hope you'll watch the show after the thanksgiving party. >> i think it's a really good thing to watch right now and take stock of. i play this cnn pundit who is also a college professor who goes out to the woods to just write his book. then he stumbled upon a murder. you find out it's the murder of a white supremacist. so i have to go through different sections of society to find out what's going on, because basically i get framed for murder. >> jimmy: interesting. does the white supremacist -- is he a pundit for fox news? [ laughter ] >> you'll have to tune in november 28th to find out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in your hometown, philadelphia --

>> we shot in philly wide receiver we even have easter eggs in there. won't be an easter egg if i tell you. there's actually some running montages. i thought it would be a great idea to run past my childhood home in west philly. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> we do that. also, there's an episode where we actually film in the park i used to go to outside my elementary school. >> jimmy: that had to be weird for you, huh? >> it was kind of cool, actually. usually the neighborhood people stop by. we put them in backgrounds. some cross-lens. it was great, it had that hometown feel in there. >> jimmy: did you knock on the door of your house? >> i did, actually. people in philly, they don't care so much. i knocked on the door. "hi, how are you? i'm colman domingo, i grew up here." "who?" [ laughter ] "colman domingo, i grew up in this house." there's a whole camera crew. they're like, "okay." "i grew up here." "oh, that's nice." >> jimmy: did they let you in the house? >> no.

they were lovely but very private. just like, get off my steps. >> jimmy: i feel like you have to let the person in the house if they grew up there. it's a rule. >> didn't even knot context. i think they were not really sure who i was and who are these strange camerapeople? >> jimmy: all right. i guess, you know in philly, if they don't throw batteries at you, you're in good shape. >> i think so, exactly. >> jimmy: you have a movie called "sing sing" which is very -- about the prison sing sing, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: very interesting thing you guys did. everyone on the production -- actors to production assistants -- got paid the same amount of money. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you know that going in? >> i did. i knew that was the reason why i wanted to do it. they asked me about -- they thought once they had me attach we could on go to studios but we had a model where everybody gets paid equally the same. it's a community-based film.

all these formerly incarcerated men giving their stories. telling a story about how the rehabilitation of the arts program worked for them. so much so, there's a recidivism rate amongst the community of less than 3% compared to 60% nationwide. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, 3%. >> yes. i thought it made sense, these brothers are telling their stories, we all have to share in equity in every single way. it's a way that we can start making some inroads and strides to make sure that everyone feels so good and seen and respected for their work in our industry. hopefully it's a model that people follow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's great. it's great to see you. the movie is called "sing sing." the tv show is called "the madness." you can see it on netflix on thanksgiving day. colman domingo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with dorian pin!

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racecar driver who's been competing since she was 9-years-old which is before most french kids even start smoking. [ laughter ] from team mercedes at the f1 academy, please welcome dorian pin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. thank you for coming. bonjour, as they say in your country. you flew in from you drive here? how does that go? [ laughter ] >> i flew. actually, i would have loved to drive, but i will not be on time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just depends on how fast you go. for those who don't know, who don't follow this sort of thing, explain what the f1 academy is. >> so f1 academy is a championship where i'm driving this year. we are representing mercedes. it is dedicated to female drivers. so it's next to formula 1 races. so in the same weekend, so a lot of the visibility.

and it brings the opportunity for women in a man-dominant sport to compete. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then is the goal -- is the ultimate goal to race against the men? >> obviously. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do women -- forgive me for my ignorance. do women drivers get out of the car and fight ever? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they do. [ laughter ] have you done that? have you gotten out of the car and fought somebody? >> no. >> jimmy: no, okay. [ laughter ] do you race on the same tracks as f1? >> yeah, exactly. the same weekend, same tracks. >> jimmy: what is your favorite track in the united states? >> atlanta. >> jimmy: atlanta, interesting. >> because it's like -- kind of roller coaster, like it's super. >> jimmy: it's kind of interesting. most people come to the united states and will maybe go to new york, l.a., chicago, san francisco. but you get to -- you really --

what surprises you most about america? >> eating burgers in the morning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eating burgers in the morning? >> we are not eating this in france. >> jimmy: oh, i have a surprise for you. we don't eat burgers in the morning either. [ laughter ] >> no? >> jimmy: donald trump eats burgers in the morning. [ laughter ] wait, who told you we eat burgers in the morning? >> i saw it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you see this happen? >> when i was racing. in florida. >> jimmy: oh, that's florida, that's not america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's a whole different -- that's a very -- i've never seen anybody eating a hamburger for breakfast, i'm going to tell you right now. >> you should try it. >> jimmy: listen, i would. i just don't, you know? we have egg mcmuffins for that. [ laughter ] driving an f1, it's physically exhausting to drive the car. what is the most physically xhausing part of it?

>> i would say shoulders, hand, neck. neck because of the g-forces that we have in the corner or on braking. it's quite -- >> jimmy: you're constantly like this. >> it's like -- like you're going to a roller coaster and you're doing that for hours. >> jimmy: for a long, long time. afterwards, it just hurts? >> yeah, it hurts. we are training for this, but yeah. >> jimmy: can you train for what is essentially whiplash each day? >> wishlap? >> jimmy: whiplash -- how would i explain whiplash? forget it. [ laughter ] what's the connection between driving a race car and juggling? >> juggling is like we are -- like putting our intention in different, like -- a focus. then when we are driving, we're doing several things at the same time. so it's -- yeah. >> jimmy: so the idea is that it helps you do multiple things at

once. do you feel like it's -- i know it's a thing that everyone who drives a car does. because i don't know, i -- like i can juggle, but i'm not very good at driving a car. [ laughter ] so it seems like that would disprove this idea. >> all your talent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. i appreciate that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you started racing, i mentioned in your introduction, at 9 years old. that's you. very cute. and your car. which -- did your dad buy that for you? i know your dad taught you to drive, right? >> yeah, my dad was racing when he was young. then he organized some carting. i was there with him in the racetrack. when i had the like heights, when i was tall enough, i was able to drive these small carts. >> jimmy: this must have been the greatest gift you ever received in your life. >> best gift ever, yeah. >> jimmy: has there been anything that topped that? >> no, never.

>> jimmy: right. in france, how old do you have to be to get your driver's license, at what age? >> 18. >> jimmy: at 18. so you went for your driver's test at 18 years old? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you'd already been driving for nine years? >> yeah, i didn't say to the instructor, otherwise he wouldn't give me the license. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't tell? >> no, i stayed quiet. >> jimmy: was he impressed? did you get it up to 150 miles an hour? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no? can you parallel park? >> huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know when there's a car in front, there's a car in back, you have to go -- >> oh. like that, of course. i'm not actually doing this on track, but yeah i could do it. >> jimmy: i would think not, although that would be a great side competition. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you been in a driverless car yet? have you seen these? >> you see that only in america. >> jimmy: you don't have those

in france? >> no. >> jimmy: are you worried they might take over your sport? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no, okay, all right. where are you off to next? >> qatar. >> jimmy: you go to ka four from here. you're traveling all over the world all the time? >> yeah. busy, busy week. like busy -- like here and -- it's unbelievable. we're traveling all around the world. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: and you love it? >> i love it, yeah. >> jimmy: what's the fastest you've ever gone in a car, driving the car? >> i don't know, but -- like 324 kilometers per hour. >> jimmy: don't pretend you know how kilometers -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm going to have to get my ipad to figure it out. it sounds really fast for sure. [ laughter ] >> it's fast. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. it's great to have you here. she's going to qatar. watch her drive there. doriane pin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with nate smith. >> lou: the “jimmy kimmel live”

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concert series is presented by snapdragon, at the heart of the devices you love. >> jimmy: thanks to colman domingo and doriane pin. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "california gold." here with the song "bullet-proof," nate smith! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ usually these ol' neon lights are pretty good for bad goodbyes ♪ ♪ they got some girls off of my mind but baby not tonight ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been puttin'

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